#also kwaso duh

[mariusroyale]

I HAVE AN AU/CROSSOVER THING I WANNA TALK ABOUT:

super lame cross over:

Captain Pietro Barnacles and Freddy Fazbear

- Uncle and nephew, Cap was very close with Fred’s dad, Finnegan Fazbear

- They have a father-son relationship

- “He’d be proud of you.” “...” “Fred?” “Sorry I’m crying just gimme a second”

- “Alright, be sure to get some sleep tonight.”

- “Sure, thanks dad”

- “Did u just call Captain Barnacles dad?” Kwazii

- “What? No, I said thanks man.”

- “Do you see me as a father figure, Freddy?”

- “No. I see you as a.. bother figure. Cos you’re always bothering me.”

- “Hey! Show your father some respect!” Foxy

- “I didn’t call him dad!”

- “No, no no no, Frederick, I take it as a compliment,”

Bonnie Burkes and Tweak Burkes

- cousins!

- Their family is fucking enormous, Bonnie keeps in touch with everyone.

- e v e r y o n e.

- They send each other texts about their silly friends 🥺🥺

- they complain about how their names are meant to be for guys/girls

- “has it been a good day?” “,, yeah actually,, i felt better than i did yesterday” “im so proud of u bon bon!!”

Forman ‘Foxy’ Finley-Foxx and Kwazii Kaczkowski

- best friends!! him and Fred were all friends and went all piratey,, then Kwazii had to move away and foxy kept in touch bc he needs another crackhead with him lol

- Freddy and Kwazii have kinda drifted apart but still love each other a whole lot,, they say hi to each other during chats

- Foxy wishes he went in the same job as Kwazii but he loves Fred too much to leave him lol

- They talk a lot!! A lot of video chats in poor quality but !! friend talks

- When they come to Lestwell for a while, when they see each other at the airport they just yell “AHOY MATEY!!” “AHOY LAD!!! WELCOME TO LESTWELL!!!”

- Kwazii fuckin tackles him

- “And Freddy!” He gives a big ol hug to Fred “i missed you guys!!”

Chica Calvillo and Peso Packton

- penpals! they’ve actually never heard each other’s voices but they know what they look like

- and being the only birds in their respective friend groups, they talk a lot about that

- they talk about their hobbies!! peso gets v passionate about helping sea creatures

- when they meet each other in the airport chica’s ecstatic and they give each other big ol hugs “you’re just as short as me!!!”

- and Chica gushes over how much she loves his accent

- “they’re really weirded out when i preen for some reason.” “RIGHT?? i don’t get it, it’s like grooming for them as it is for us” “basically!”

- “so... u and Kwazii, huh?” “wHAT hUh where did u get that????” “oh honey you’re not all that good at hiding it” “aAAA”

-id normally never share this anywhere but no one irl knows this acc so 🤷🏻‍♀️

yeah, it doesn’t make any fucking sense but what goblin brain thinks of, goesss

and im making wips of this too!

[mariusroyale]

You better give us some headcanons on the crew /j

Unless-

uh hah ha-

LESSS GOOOO

Kwazii:

- what’s the bet he watches and rewatches pirates of the Caribbean

- he’s littered with scars! battle scars he calls em and it stresses out peso bc he doesn’t WANT MORE SCARS ON HIM

- i hc him as bi! he just radiates bi energy to me-

- he blinks slow around peso :>>

- has used his claws to pick locks before!

- kwaso bc duh- he loves rubbing his face against pesos like he can’t help it he jus HAS to bc he loves him sm

- this is sort of canon already but he can’t go a minute without jumping or doing front flips anywhere like he GAHTTA MOVE

- when he’s thoroughly spooked he’ll jump extra high and cling onto the ceiling like in those cartoons akdjdkdh

Peso:

- often studies when he’s not busy!! gotta know more abt how to help sea creatures he hasn’t encountered yet after all

- sings/chirps when he’s v v happy

- FLAPS when he’s happy too hahdkfjd

- i think he’d like watching medical dramas! probably me projecting but i like them

- WHAT IF HES INTO KDRAMAS (ive only gotten into one but that hc is cute ahehsj)

- loves listening to kwazii’s stories!! (this is already canon basically (cough cough, that snail ep in season 5))

- I’d like to think he preens sometimes! just sorta fixing up his feathers and some (kwazii) of the crew are like ‘why are u stabbing urself’

- is a super fast swimmer! this is already confirmed p much but like HELLA FAST

Barnacles:

- enjoys listening to classical music

- also SOME HARD ROCK IF HES FEELING IT

- is BEEG LIKE 🅱️EEG 🅱️EEFY 🅱️OLAR 🅱️EAR

- could sometimes act like captain holt in my version of the crew!

- and by that i mean he sees kwazii as a son and would die for him (not if i die for u first captain!)

- when really really tired (as in u can’t save him with coffee) he’ll just blabber abt how much he treasures the crew and how much he’ll do for them

- sometimes he doesn’t get enough sleep! (like tweak-) and peso as his doctor has to keep him in check cos like yeah captain ur strong as shit but ur still old!!!

- his teefs are super fuckin S H A R P like sometimes when he needs a knife or maybe scissors he’ll just *SLICE*

- he’s obviously a huge softie but man this guy is SUCH a cutie patootie id imagine if he was in a relationship he’d be nonstop affection and all that

- speaking OF affection, he’ll pull kwazii into these big ass BEAR HUGS bc augwh he loves this cat so much “my SO N” “CAP LOOSEN IT A LITTLE IM A BIT SQUISHED-“

- bad at cooking but delights in watching cooking shows from time to time

- probably watches bob ross

- ohhhhh my god he could totally be an artist n stuff

Shellington:

- this one’s so stupid but, tweak and kwazii keep giggling whenever they make him say ‘LAWRENCE CHANEY’ KAHAKAHDS

- I’d like to think he tries to learn new languages too!

- falls asleep at his desk sometimes and one of the crew either carries him to bed or puts a blanket over him

- tries his hand at cooking with his children the vegimals! does not work out well he’s a disaster

- enjoys watching stuff on YouTube! u decide what youtubers he watches

- could hc him as ace!

- does that thing and eats ice

- he’s a lanky guy but almost reaches the captains height in my version

Dashi:

- sometimes when she’s really really frustrated she’ll just accidentally bark and she’ll just be like “😳 my bad-“

- when she’s particularly delirious (exhaustion, probably) she’ll chase her tail

- when she gets really excited her tail will wag really really fast

- adjdk sometimes when she’s super hungry she’ll skip chewing food and just I N H A L E (re: does not bode well when it’s noodles)

- sometimes she’ll just sleep in weird ass positions, neck tilted n all that

- loves dressing up tweak sometimes when she’s comfy with it (gives her her own stylish tomboy fits and stuff)

- LOOOOVES the barbie movies god she grew up on them and sometimes she’ll just watch fashion fairytale or princess charm school

- forces koshi to watch them too (she also loves them)

- visibly winces when kwazii tries mimicking her Aussie (tho it sounds p kiwi to me) accent

- probably watches drag race

Tweak:

- watches game grumps ajdjd

- sometimes gets too loud in her room when playing games cos she’ll get mad n shit

- “GODDDDAAMMIT I WAS SO CLOSE TO COMPLETING IT”

“TWEAK PLEASE ITS 2 AM GO TO SLEEP”

- sometimes she’ll just. eat leaves (even when they’re just on land in the wild if she knows it’s safe she’ll just. *nom*)

- goes NUTS whenever she makes blueprints that are like, detachable parts of a gup that are also modes of transport like she loves that the gup k and gup q

- like making it she’s like “HOHOHOJOUO WE GETTIN FUNKY WITH IT TONIGHT BOIZ” and it’s midnight and ‘bois’ is herself

- wants to redesign the gup f! ofc it was dodgy and is now a teeny artificial reef but she wants to make a new one that looks like the design she wanted initially !! (clownfish im p sure at least)

- her and kwazii get up to stupid shit in my version, assuming it doesn’t harm her gups or other creations

- when she’s pissed off/frustrated, she’ll tap her foot really quick repeatedly

- and while her ears twirl around each other when she’s scared, her nose also twitches!