#look at superstore

[cherish--these--times]

Sure, baking biscuits every single day for your boss is peak platonic behaviour. Sure, offering millions of pounds and finding a job for your ex-wife is peak platonic behaviour.

If Ted and Rebecca had been gorgeous twenty-somethings I bet the overall we-should-have-more-platonic-male/female-friendship-onscreen discourse would have not even emerged....

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie are ❌NOT❌ golfers, they're the least golfy men i have ever laid eyes upon - this is an issue i am incredibly passionate about and have been since 6x17 love is in the air, do not try to change my mind, it won't work. however, there is a way they could fix both of these issues in one fell swoop. so. buck goes golfing with gerard as part of the 118's meticulously hatched plan to get him not only out of their station but the lafd for good. buck is the obvious candidate, he's a cis white man who, in gerard's head, is half straight and that's all they've really got to work with. the problem? buck is truly and terrifically terrible at golf. clearly he'll need some tutoring in order for their plan to work. and buck's like "hey, eddie, you golf right?" so cut to the driving range, a cheesy sports film montage of eddie demonstrating how to swing and buck failing miserably, he looks a little flushed and maybe a bit distracted - wonder what that's about. anyway, sun begins to fade, we're going real campy humour, we break out of the montage and eddie goes to get another basketful of balls for buck to hit. he watches buck practice his swing and shakes his head. "alright, cowboy, this clearly isn't working". no shit. "maybe you should just go instead, show up with your half swedish side". eddie's not giving up though. he gets a little flushed and awkward and shuffles up to buck, scratching at the back of his neck. "it, uh, might be, um, easier? if i could... could i, you know, put my arms around you?" buck's mouth drops open in a little o, he doesn't say anything as he turns pink as the sunset behind them. "sorry, i made it weird, didn't i? forget-" "NO!" buck winces a little at his outburst. "i mean, uh, no, y-you didn't make it weird, that might actually work" so with the face of a man about to be sent off to war, eddie positions himself behind buck and wraps his arms around him, adjusts his grip on the club and leads buck through the motions of a good swing. everything's suddenly very tense and taut. they hit the ball, it's worse than any of buck's previous hits. it lands in the netting and only just rolls over the edge. there's an "ow - what the hell" from below. they freeze, buck begins to shake with silent laughter, eddie cracks slowly, then they're both giggling, trying and failing to muffle it, eddie buries his face in buck's shoulder and laughs, buck suddenly goes quiet, but he's still smiling. "if i knew all i had to do to make you laugh was be piss poor at golf, i'd have tried this the day after chris-" "hey, at least you haven't broken my ankle yet" "it was just a sprain" buck mumbles, eddie grins. "let's try again" they swing together once more, the ball goes soaring. buck whoops and does a dorky little victory dance and eddie looks at him, bathed in the light of the sunset, and oh, he's the most beautiful thing eddie's ever seen. buck runs back over "eddie, we've gotta go again, c'mon, c'mon" eddie breaks out of his trance "yeah, gotta learn to do it by yourself. i don't think gerard would appreciate you showing up with me on your back like a koala" and scene.

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[three-muppets-in-a-trenchcoat]

Amy inventing excuses to touch Jonah before they start dating.

[doyouknowthisjewishcharacter]

Do you know this Jewish character?

[nettledevilart]

[ofkithandmckinney]

Mark McKinney with Victor Garber in the green room at The Social.

[bookishcat10]

you know what everything may be terrible but at least i have my silly little rotation of sitcoms i rewatch constantly and am unhealthily attached to!!

[double-dz]

sex is a good thing 🤭

[lovemewednesdays]

I told my therapist that I'm waiting for my near the end of the second season first kiss with my true love and I watched them die a little on the inside.

[darcyolsson]

accidentally iconic

[ricoka]

I wish there was an app or website that would let you search for tv shows or movies based on having a similar vibe to something you've seen before. When you're in the mood for something particular but you have no idea how to find something similar or if something like that even exists

[lucyschens]

my watched-the-series-finale-of-superstore-again moodboard

[three-muppets-in-a-trenchcoat]

You are in love, true love

You are in love

[cosmofag]

the lesbians long for the trump superstore

[number1yisuchongfan]

Okay, some things that Bo “The Truth” Thompson did in Superstore that if Thaddeus did in Season 2, would kill me (this list is just all his freaky shit he’s done, which is… a lot. He’s a bit of a sex pest.):

Propose via flash mob that he did right after pretending to rob a store a gun point, he was nearly shot with a shotgun for this.

Filmed himself and his wife having sex on a greenscreen so it looked like they were fucking in space.

Broke his tail bone fleeing from the police by falling into an abandoned quarry.

Put a wedding topper on his cake at his own wedding of him and his wife having sex.

““Dances”” for his mom’s friends as well as models (no one in the show knows that means).

Did molly with his wife in the back of the DJ’s truck at their own high school prom, Amy comments to Cheyenne that she’s surprised that DJ didn’t kidnap and kill them both.

Bought 4 dogs without his wife’s knowledge and promised they could take care of their child until she was old enough to take care of the dogs.

Implied to have live-streamed himself and his wife having sex and posted it to the internet.

Had sex with his wife behind a toilet paper display, in the store, during work hours with people around them.

Thought he was gonna have a four way with Cheyenne, her boss, and her boss’s wife because he didn’t know how IVF worked. Also thought he was gonna ask his friends to have a three way with her boss because he didn’t understand that Glenn was hiring his friends to “test out the security” to get Dina off his ass

Feigned interest in security to Dina, the assistant manager, to try to rob the store and pharmacy. Dina thought he was sexually attracted to her and told Cheyenne that she shouldn’t fret if he jacked off to her in the employee bathroom.

Got his wife pregnant in the photo lab of store, that was both their first times together.

Wore a shirt with a middle finger but it was a penis where the middle finger should on his first day to work and proceeded to hump a table while making a sex joke.

Tested out the stability of his new home’s countertops by humping them.

Hired a male stripper for his wife, at a baby shower that wasn’t even their own, and proceeded to ask Amy, the mom-to-be, if she can vemno him all the money the stripper took.

Cut a hole in his house’s roof for a sky light and instead just caused property damage.

And just… this clip.