#look at my teammate bro I'm cooked

[ilovemlp39]

Played "Dandy's World" with friends a few days ago and one of them played as Goob. You can tell what exactly happened given the crappy doodle-

[verstarppen]

omfg i love your fics they’re so funny 😭😭 i had an idea for a max fic that i think you would do so well 🫶 so like she’s his teammate and she has a bf (no idea who but prob another athlete or something since they tend to kinda be fboys 👀 but not another driver please because those dynamics make me cringe in second hand embarrassment 🙏) then he like cheats on her publicly, but she decides to live in idgafistan and max helps her make her ex jealous 😝 but he’s like actually been into her for a really long time and everyone ships them and stuff and then he bags her with his irresistible chronically offline awkward white boy rizz 💋

summary; cheaters deserve to get cheated out of their career, or at least that's how max justifies destroying your ex's life

pairing; max verstappen x fem! red bull driver! reader [ no faceclaim ]

warnings; suggestive language, swearing

a/n; DISCLAIMER the boyfriend is made up and also a sims 2 reference, if by chance there is a real tennis player by the name of Dominic Lothario im so sorry sir this was not written with you in mind ALSO this is my VERY sneaky way of telling everyone my favorite song is trophäe by paula carolina so naturally i had to shove the word trophy everywhere to justify using lyrics as the title I HOPE I DID YOUR PROMPT JUSTICE also i skipped over singapore because we don't talk about singapore

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maxverstappen1 The only time I've cheated.

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feeltheorange WHAT DID HE SAYYYY

meepshoemaker the double take i just did cracked my neck

yukinator22 NAHHHHHHHHH

albogeant BRO DIDN'T EVEN GIVE HER TIME TO RECOVER LMAOOOOOOOO

ynln7 everyone has permission to laugh i came up with the caption

pierregasly Thank god charles_leclerc I'm going to hell I laughed before I saw your comment pierregasly Me too ynln7 assholes (affectionately)

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ynln7 anyway

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christianhorner This is not the team bonding I was talking about

charles_leclerc Shut up, some of us have waited years for this pierregasly Seconded danielricciardo Third...ed?

simplyclerc LET HIM COOK

lionkingseb max verstapprizz

mcmango he saw an opportunity and he took it

redbullpapaya i manifested this with magic beyond the human comprehension

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redbullracing An immaculate performance today from @ maxvestappen1 and @ ynln7 that’s a 6th Constructors’ Championship for the team!! 🏆 CONGRATULATIONS, WORLD CHAMPIONS!!

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super_max they know they ate

staraikkonen the blueprint for all powercouples

shadownorris LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

angelricciardo talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference

dominic_lothario 👎

redbullracing Shouldn't you be looking for a job? What are you doing in our comments.

kirbyvettel MAXY/N SWEEP

maxverstappen1 The trophy is not my only win this week @ ynln7

ynln7 ok now let me pass you maxverstappen1 No 🧡 You're pretty in p2

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ynln7 celebrating the win the RIGHT way (playing f1 2023)

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easportsf1 Amen

ynln7 LMAO

maxverstappen1 I let you win

ynln7 bruised ego alert

christianhorner Such a RESPONSIBLE team, aren't we?

orangleclerc THE T-SHIRT

strawberryrosberg Did they turn down the afterparty invite for this because mad respect

charles_leclerc Tell me your record, I'll beat it

ynln7 in your dreams, leclerc maxverstappen1 Beat us in real life first charles_leclerc First of all.

pic credits: instagram and pinterest

[yourstrqly]

★ . . . 𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐎𝐘!, 𝐍𝐃𝐕𝟐𝟏

pairing: nyck de vries x schumacher!reader

the second schumacher kid is trolling the paps with her new, still (seemingly) unknown bf

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y/nschumacherpriv break from uni never felt better !!

mickschumacher das letzte Bild? Ernsthaft? 🤢 the last picture? you fr y/n?

y/nschumacherpriv sehe kein Problem damit Zwerg ;) don't see a problem with it dwarf

nyckdevries 🖤

liked by y/nschumacherpriv mickschumacher love you too bro y/nschumacherpriv mick u annoying piece if shit, i'm not sharing nycky w u 🗡 mickschumacher he was mine first hoe nyckdevries girls there's enough of me for both of you lilymhe is there really little man? 🧐 nyckdevries oi alex stop using lily's acc for shitting on other people lilymhe NEVER y/nschumacherpriv #cancelalexalbon2023

daily mail — y/n schumacher and boyfriend passionately kissing in the streets of london once again!

at the beginning of july 2023 the middle child of formula one driver michael schumacher and his wife corinna started to tease the public by hanging out with a brunette man, who's yet to identify even through they're openly affectionate.

mick schumacher has shared in an interview with sky that the family already met the boyfriend and couldn't be more happy as he knew him before his sister dated him and trusted him — the youngest schumacher cheekily added that he hoped for the boyfriend to survive his messy loudmouthed sister.

this presented us with an idea: what if y/n is dating another driver? it could be possible as mick mentioned to knowing him first and being close friends.

as long as y/n and her mysterious man won't share their relationship with the public, we have to sit back and wait in anticipation — maybe they'll slip up in the future when trolling the paparazzi.

caption of the story: nyck came back and is still alive 🙏🏻

y/nschumacherpriv ey ich fahre sehr gut sebby :( ey I'm driving very well sebby sebastianvettel klar y/n . . sure y/n y/nschumacherpriv :((

monaco gossip ; EXCLUSIVE — y/n schumacher and boyfriend nyck de vries put on a loved up display as they're on romantic holiday in monaco

y/n schumacher, second daughter of sports couple corinna and michael schumacher, and her boyfriend nyck de vries put on a loved up display as they're on a romantic holiday in monaco, where de vries has lived when he was an active formula one driver.

the 25 years old student went all out with a chill afternoon date, followed by enjoying the sunny weather outside in the streets of monaco, gently kissing each other and holding hands.

schumacher's younger brother mick had shared that he knew his sisters boyfriend before the now cozy looking couple met — which makes sense as mick and nyck both drove for the prema team in formula two years ago. we come to the conclusion, mick had introduced his teammate to his sister and from there romance blossomed.

de vries, gotten dropped by alpha tauri for daniel riccardo, had announced last month to begin studying at the harvard university where his girlfriend also studies by the way!

y/n schumacher and nyck de vries were something we didn't expect but we surely wish them the best.

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nyckdevries snoepje is a bit sad about the fact that the cat and mouse game has finished and our biggest fan dailmail wasnt the one to uncover us. to quote her at our dinner with the friends: they're a bunch of losers. love you snoepje little candy

oscarpiastri dinner was great, y/n should do a cooking class

y/nschumacherpriv thank you my aussie friend, i'd totally do it (you would be my first student) oscarpiastri i dont need cooking classes y/nschumacherpriv they video of rob and you cooking eggs tells me a different story . . . oscarpiastri :(

y/nschumacherpriv i love you hotstuff

nyckdevries 🖤

y/nschumacherpriv you're so hot 🥵

nyckdevries you're hot too aaaaand we could do some hot stuff ;) y/nschumacherpriv gimme ten mins hotstuff charloslestappen NOT THEM BEING HONRY ON MAIN load more comments

midnighcts my eyes ARE blessed. they're HOT, and STUNNING, simply AMAZING, SHOWSTOPPING

alblondos can't decide if i want to be with her, him or both

mickschumacher still can't believe you chose her over me nyck, I thought what we had was enough 😩

y/nschumacherpriv mick, shut up, I won't share him with you, get that in your small brain nyckdevries i'm sorry bro :( mickschumacher its fine, i'm slowly getting over it y/nschumacherpriv wdym with "i'm sorry"?! there's nothing to be sorry abt 😑 nyckdevries . . . y/nschumacherpriv we're done hendrick mickschumacher i have space for you nycky 🥰 ginaschumacher idiots. all of you are idiots

hamiltonslegend the schumacher siblings >>>>>

rina's masterlist ; i really enjoyed writing this and I miss the little man (who's a cm bigger than me but idc he's a smol bean !!)

[arty-holly]

I caught up with the bllk manga and it is a 5 course meal with the way it is serving rn.

Rin's moment came and it is mind blowingly perfect. I could’nt ask for more and there are so many delicious details it's terrific.

The title of this chapter is very interesting to me for reasons. Because Rin as a character is shown to be connected with death and suicide. Infact his 1st character defining line is " Soccer is a battle to the death". Later we find the seed of this thinking in little Rin. He's a weirdo who flings himself at pigeons at toy blocks and a completely opposite mentality to the other kids. The ultimate monster who fights someone stronger, gives his all, and then dies is incredibly cool to him. He hopes to be someone like him in the future . So is it really coincidence if the title of his chapter has a clever wordplay with a famous author who was also suicidal and who wrote a book called " No longer human"?

Now Dazai Osamu was an remarkable author and coincidentally (those who watched Bsd will know) he strived to do double suicides with the women he was in love with. So is it really coincidence that the words that comes out of Isagi’s mouth are " I'll die with you!"? Are you all seeing the romantic connotations here guys?👀

Moving on, just the general remarkable-ness of these recent chapters is blowing my mind.

To see Isagi, the master adapter, arguably the best person in Blue lock who can analyze others to perfection floundering at the anomaly that is Itoshi Rin is so great. This is the first and only time Isagi has been unable to decipher the thought process of another person to this extent. It's gonna make the time when he does get through Rin so much more satisfying. 💚

And its too sad that Rin is so chained in by his feelings that he can't kick a goal his teammates would kill to have because of his own mind( bro needs a therapist fr). It's so baffling to others watching from the outside, but to Rin, it makes perfect sense. It's the way he's almost begging for someone to come, someone to break in and-

The image of Isagi literally swiping away Sae’s phantom, almost reassuring him that he's here, he's real is too beautiful. When Rin is about to lose everything, Isagi is the one who is there. I'm pretty sure Loki would've benched Rin if he threw away a goal again, so Isagi is the reason Rin is still playing in this match. Just the visual framing in this panel is too good.

Do I need to say more?

The way Isagi's eyes look so bright as if he's giving hope to Rin. Rin's EXPRESSION 😭(All we need are some flower petals)

Tell me this isn't poetic beauty, come in my face and tell me this isn't the epitome of romance.

Regardless if it is romantic or platonic, I still adore the way they're written into each other’s arcs. I wasn't the one to notice this, but if Isagi had collided into Rin and Rin had not scored, Isagi would've been red-carded instead of being let off with a yellow card. ( His head was definitely not all there in this moment)Isagi Yoichi, thank your stars your lover is a genius , bro would've been cooked otherwise.

And at the end,

We see the old Rin again, finally enjoying the game he worked his entire life for. (Off topic, but he looks so cute and gorgeous here) and the catalyst for that is none other than our protagonist.

Isagi is the light that brings hope to Rin and Rin is the centre, the ideal for Isagi’s growth. They saved each other.

All of NEL hasn't been exactly amazing but Kaneshiro's writing peaked in these chapters. There is so much said in every panel, so much emotion expressed in each drawing, It's incredible.

[vanosslirious]

BBS Dialogue Prompts #358

ʙʙꜱ ᴅɪᴀʟᴏɢᴜᴇ & ꜱᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀꜱ: [ 9 ]

VANOSSGAMING

You look like a bag of shit.

You're a short ass clown.

Why don't you come find out?

You look like a puppet.

Oh, are we gonna start like that, okay?

Ow, what the fuck, that's not fair!

Hold on, I wasn't ready!

Did that do anything at all?

Oh my God, I can't do this!

Are you guys seriously going to walk that slow?

I have to do everything for you guys, huh?

I had to use my superpower to walk across lava in the crack in the rock while you guys stand there.

Don't tell me to hurry!

Don't you use that tone of voice with me!

Just kidding…why am I on fire?

Is that close enough for you?

I should probably kill somebody along the way.

Yep, they know I'm here.

It's time to die.

I've trained long and hard for this.

NOGLA

He said it again!

I got a cooked salmon…I’m good.

That's how the riddle works, right?

I did four laps of this map and I haven't seen you.

I actually have no fucking clue, I have no clue.

Nice little throwback there.

How did you get banned already, bro?

Who's minding the dog?

I didn't get that on camera.

It's like a little competition.

TERRORISER

Maybe we come back with more people.

I'm so over this session already.

Well, if my teammate didn't leave me and vent'd away from me!

If anyone wants to acknowledge my existence.

You added absolutely nothing to this!

That's the new code.

I can't see, man.

You're fucking full of shit.

They don't know that we have a nuke.

I'm gonna test the snowball theory.

SILENTDROIDD

Oh, can we watch?

Slenderman's still there.

The lights are flickering and shit.

You're supposed to jump!

You just have to grab it, you know.

This game sucks, huh.

See you guys at the finish line, okay.

Freaking guy brought his freaking toy.

Okay…we need to get out of here.

Oh, damn, it's freaking dark.

SMII7Y

I think I’m going to kill you.

We’re super friendly here.

We could’ve been there if it weren’t for these meddling kids.

Welcome to the dark side.

Karma builds up, I respect it.

Neutral, I need to take him out.

What do you mean, you get them all the time.

I’m starting to feel something.

Who the hell are you to tell me to hurry up?

Maybe it should stop, my bad.

KRYOZ

I won't fall because I'm tough and strong.

Shout out to those four.

Well, yeah, I did it so you can get up easier.

I mean, that might stop ya.

Hey, if you don't jump, we'll give you free waffles.

Oh my God, he got fucked.

I got paid less.

Are you my son?

It's not mud, it's blood, you stupid bitch.

Mm, it went right through you.

GRIZZY

That's a fucking shark!

Your dreams are dead.

Why do you have so much ammo?

Why'd you come for me?

I keep grabbing you by accident.

What made you think that?

Okay, what the fuck is going on?

Is that a fucking shark?

Whatever dude, I fucking slipped.

I didn't mean to throw it at you.

BIGPUFFER

Can we suck off other vampire's?

Okay, let's fight 'em.

I might die before I get up here.

Our friend's drowning.

I'm being shot!

Get your balls out of my face, please.

I can't move on, I'm fucked!

Kill grandma for me.

Wait, she's almost dead.

Oh my God, there's so much blood in the kitchen.

BLARG

I don't know why I'm creeping like this.

Anyway, fella's, I gotta bounce.

Can you guys let me in, I'm in the backyard.

Good luck, fellas'.

Good, because I'm gonna kiss him.

Someone help a motherfucker, goddamn.

We got a 40$ start.

I'm in Minecraft!

Hold on, let me get a little closer!

I'm the last one left, boys!

[kvaradonaa]

Ask game: Kvara! Appreciating that he is not a character

Not a character, but a true footballing personality!

1. Favourite thing about them:

God, everything. He dribbles like no one dribbles in modern football anymore. He's more than a winger, he is a true playmaker. I really do love myself a versatile attacking player with great, beautiful technique.

Apart from that? His fluffy messy hair, his shy little raspy voice, his baby cow eyes... I am not okay 😭

2. Least favourite thing:

Do I have one? I don't know, I am a type of person to find it really funny even when he dives or lashes out on other players. I support his wrongs 😂.

3. Favourite line:

Today I saw a video from before the Supercup. They asked him some quick, short questions. When asked to "describe himself in one word", he said "Georgian" 😂😂😂. Legendary.

Also "bro, in English, no capito 🤌"

4. brOTP:

Mamardashvili. The photo when he picks him up like Kvara weights nothing sold me. Apparently they've known each other since childhood.

And also everyone mentioned below, because I don't really limit myself in how I look at certain dynamics. If I have an idea to make them friends, I'll do it, lovers, I'll do it, anything between, probably the best combo 😂.

5. OTP:

With Victor Osimhen! 100%! I don't limit myself as a shipper tbh, I ship him with di Lorenzo and with Calabria also, but kvaramhen have a special place in my... heart

6. nOTP:

I don't really have one. If anyone decides to write about Kvara, I'll take whatever ship there is.

7. Random headcanon:

Moving to Serie A made him much more comfortable with sexuality in general. From enjoying physical touch with his male friends to slowly thirst trapping us by showing more and more of his body (the rolled up shorts 🥵).

He knows how to cook and bake. After I saw a video of him baking khachapuri in some TV programme, I imagine him bringing some food he made to trainings in Napoli, and sharing with the team (to the horror of his teammates' personal agents who planned out their diets 😂).

That's two headcanons.

8. Unpopular opinion:

I'm afraid he's not going to have a great career in football beyond what he already has. I know a lot of Kvara fans would be angry with me for that, but it's just... His opponents in Serie A learnt how to read him and his signature moves. If he doesn't get more creative, he'll turn mediocre. Maybe Napoli in general in this season is also to blame for Kvara not shining as bright as he used to.

9. Song I associate with them:

Do I have one? I don't think so 😭

10. Favourite photo:

[loveephia]

when they have a girlfriend who owns a ton of plushies..

↳ osamu, iwaizumi, sakusa. minor manga spoilers. timeskip. mentions of sanrio.

part 1 | part 2

OSAMU MIYA

- although he finds it cute how much you love your plushies, he can get madly jealous of them.

- and he's a man who gets really quiet when jealous, so you have absolutely no idea

- "they're inanimate objects!" AND SOMEHOW EVERY NIGHT YOU'RE CUDDLING THEM INSTEAD OF HIM??

UNACCEPTABLE. UTTERLY UNNACCEPTABLE.

- in the morning, when he's in the kitchen cooking (with his lame "kiss the cook" apron on), he sees you drowsily walk out of your shared bedroom

- you had the cutest bed head, his oversized shirt on (WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS RESTING GRACEFULLY OFF OF ONE SHOULDER), and your arms around that derpy-looking limited edition chupa chups pochacco plush.

- as beautiful as you are, he can't sTAND SEEING THAT STUPID PLUSH.

- "darlin', if you don't let go of that plush, i'm going t'cook it." he threatens as your face immediately drops to a "D:" face

- when he goes back to cooking, he feels your arms wrap around HIM.

- FINALLY.

- HE'S WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT ALL HIS LIFE.

- "..you jealous?" you asked, even though the answer was quite obvious by now

- "no."

- you chuckle at his stubborn response, "m'kay, 'samu."

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

- unlike most of the boys, he's actually chill with them

- in fact, he probably even has one of his own

- ah, yes. you, him, and his 15k yen 6ft long godzilla plush.

- idk where the heck the hc of iwaizumi liking godzilla spawned, but ykw, i love it

- you sometimes carry a small plush with you when you go out with iwaizumi

- when you want to go and try on some clothes in a store you like, you leave your plush with iwaizumi

- and bro protects that plush with his LIFE.

- HE DOESN'T LET EVEN A SINGLE ATOM TOUCH THAT THING

- so here he is, sitting with a little hello kitty on his lap, patiently waiting for you to finish trying on your selection of clothes

- when you go out to show iwaizumi your outfits, he makes your plushie cLAP ITS LITTLE HANDS 😭😭

- WHAT IF I CRIED.

- you rush back inside the dressing room, clenching your heart with a flustered expression, because, "that was so cute, haji!"

SAKUSA KIYOOMI

- he's.. alright with them? i don't know it's hard to tell

- he never actually voiced his opinion on them

- you see him with his brows furrowed, murmuring about an unfortunate event that happened to a while ago as he's gently patting your kuromi plush

- AND YOU WANT TO SCREAM, CRY, AND THRASH AROUND A LIL BIT BECAUSE THAT'S LITERALLY SO CUTE

- i swear that plush is like his little stress reliever

- you walk over and kiss the crease away from between his brows, then ask if he's okay

- "mhm.. my teammates were just being extra annoying today." he said

- you sit next to him and lean your head on his shoulder, and the not-physically-affectionate sakusa lets you!!

- "you really like that plush, don't you?" you smiled softly

- sakusa went silent for a moment before mumbling, "yeah. it reminded me of you."

- SO ALL THIS TIME?? HE'S BEEN PATTING YOUR KUROMI PLUSH??? BECAUSE IT REMINDS HIM OF YOU????

- YOUR HEARTTTT 😭😭

- he was so cute that you actually started tearing up (also partially because that plush has been getting all the affection and not you LOL)

- "just.. say the word next time, and i'll come to comfort you. s- stop patting that plush when you have me right here!" you wailed, albeit, a bit embarrassed

- he sighs at your sensitivity before patting your head instead. "yes, love. whatever you say."

©blushlani | lowercase intended

[stqrriichiigo]

— ❝ 𝐒𝐀𝐄 𝐈𝐓𝐎𝐒𝐇𝐈 𝐀𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃. ❞

parings ! ━━ sae itoshi x black!f. reader. ( she/her prns. )

cw ! ━━ established relationships, suggestive topics, reader is labeled religious/christian, sae isn't much of an ass, fluff, reader has siblings, reader is also an athlete specifically basketballer, sae's rich well obviously since footballers gets paid alot of money.

wc ! ━━ 0.3 k +

notes ! ━━ it was literally 3 in the morning when I started this, something is definitely wrong with me but anyways I'm back in my blue lock phase and the sae has been on my mind alot lately so yeahhhh.

links ! ━━ moodboard. vid. vid.

tags : @jogeto

⿻ ⊹˚ Ahhhh you guys are honestly so cuteeee, sae isn't really the affectionate type but he'll try every once in awhile to reassure you he still loves you. <33333

⿻ ⊹˚ He definitely takes you to some elegant restaurants for dates ( like in the videos above ) because your his princess and you deserve princess treatment. <33

⿻ ⊹˚ A literal asshole, like bro you literally be there enjoying your day and he comes annoy with some random bullshit.

⿻ ⊹˚ He lovesss to tease you like if you're staring at his lips he'll be like " aww, you want a kiss sweetheart. " and even though that leaves you a bit flustered, you'll nod and when you're both leaning in he'll swerve and give you a peck on your cheek instead and laugh at you, he'll probably even say some shit like " you should have seen the adorable look on your face. " leaving you flustered again. 🥲

⿻ ⊹˚ Sooo overprotective and I mean it, he's not one for pda bcs of paparazzi and stuff, but if he sees some creep staring at you, he'll wrap his arms around your waist and probably even grope your ass and give them that ' she's mine ' glare.

⿻ ⊹˚ Probably invites you to his games, tells to wear one of his old jerseys and cheer for him real loud to make his teammates jealous.

⿻ ⊹˚ Ok so with both you and sae as international athletes you guys rarely see each other and with that being said expect alot and I mean alottttt of facetime.

⿻ ⊹˚ While on factime he's always taking screenshots of you, like everytime you two facetime he doesn't miss an opportunity to screenshot you. <3

⿻ ⊹˚ Anyways you probably invite him to some family event and your family falls inlove with him instantly, like your siblings will steal him from you but he doesn't mind.

⿻ ⊹˚His face definitely lit up when he tasted your mom's cooking, probably even goes for a second plate. 💀

⿻ ⊹˚ Since bcs of your career you have to wear a protective hairstyle he definitely watches tutorials on YouTube on how to do box braids or summ' or when you go to the hair dresser he offers to come and watch how they do the hair. <33

⿻ ⊹˚ But apart from that him as a boyfie is a 9/10. 💕

VOTD ! — Psalms 18:2. The Lord is my rock and my fortress and my deliverer

© 𝐔𝐑𝐋𝐔𝐕𝐕𝐃𝐎𝐌𝐌 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟐 . ����𝐥𝐥 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐝. don't repost, modify, translate nor plagiarize my work on other platforms such as, wattpad or a03.

[aestheticallyholland]

NEVER NOT | GOODBYES . . .

❃ PAIRING tom holland x fem!reader

❃ DISCLAIMER i do not own the artists (and the reader) that are going to portray the characters, but i do own some of the their names. the plot of the story is inspired to the book and movie 'to all the boys i've loved before' but with changes. the gifs and photos used in this series are edited by me but i get credits to the originals. also, this series is first posted in wattpad by me. PLEASE DO NOT REPOST IT SOMEWHERE ELSE !

❃ WORD COUNT 1.6k words

❃ AUTHOR'S NOTES just to remind those who have come this far of this series that this is the last chapter of the series! if you still wanna be tagged on the last chapter, feel free to comment on this post to see the ending of this series. now sit back, or lay down, and enjoy this second to the last chapter of never not !

NEVER NOT MASTERPOST | LEI'S LIBRARY

"I don't have to be so afraid of goodbye, because goodbye doesn't have to be forever." - Jenny Han, To All the Boys I've Loved Before

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

FOR THE PAST WEEKS BEFORE TOM WAS LEAVING FOR CALIFORNIA, he and Y/N spent it together as what they have promised to each other.  They would also invite Harrison and Erika with them from time to time.

Tom also spent it with his family since he would be away from them too, not just from Y/N.

Tom and Y/N could not stop exchanging with each other a bunch of 'i love you' and holding on to each other. They would have lunch together while in school and dinner at Y/N's home since her dad would cook for them.

There was a day wherein Aiden and Tom spoke to each other and apologized because of the fight they had before. It was also the time that Tom told Aiden that he was leaving for his acting career.

Few days before he was leaving, he had his last day in school. He already talked with his teachers and the principal regarding his acting career and cannot go to school anymore.

At the same time, he also spent it with some of his friends together with Harrison. Y/N gave him time to spend it with them.

And an unexpected moment happened during that day.

"Hey, Tom and Y/N." A very familiar voice called out for them and the couple looked back at that person.

"Camille?" Tom asked and she just gave them a small smile.

"Mind if we talk for a bit?" She asked and both Y/N and Tom looked at each other in confusion.

They arrived outside the school building to talk since Camille asked. They sat down in the bleachers where the view was the lacrosse team playing. Tom will surely miss playing lacrosse with his teammates.

"Look." Camille started and looked at the couple. "I just want to say that I'm sorry for everything. Most especially to you, Y/N." Camille's eyes focused on Y/N who just looked at her back.

"I'm so stupid enough to call you my enemy just because of some boy that I liked." She pointed at Tom. "All these years, we could've stayed best friends until now you know? But because of my jealousy, I ruined it." Camille continued and already felt tears forming in her eyes. Y/N felt her chest tighten and went near Camille. "I'm sorry, Y/N. I mean it now."

Y/N gave an arm around Camille's shoulder and pulled her closer for a hug. Camille was now crying more when Y/N pulled her for a hug. Y/N felt that everything was better now that Camille apologized for her mistakes. "I forgive you now, Camille." She whispered, loud enough for Camille to hear. Y/N looked at Tom who was smiling at what was happening.

"Really?" Camille asked as she pulled away to look at Y/N. Y/N just gave her a reassuring smile as an answer. Camille hugged her once again by surprise which made Y/N giggle and hugged back.

"Thank you, Y/N. I swear, I'll be better for you this time." Camille said while hugging Y/N.

"I take your word on that, Millie," Y/N said and Camille's eyes widen as soon as she heard that nickname that Y/N just called her.

"You called me Millie again," Camille said and smiled. Millie was the nickname that Y/N made for Camille. She would always call her by that name since they were best friends.

"Millie?" Tom asked Y/N.

"It was the nickname I used to call her," Y/N answered and Tom nodded in agreement.

"So Tom," Camille called him. "I heard that you got that role for the new Spider-man."

Tom scratched the back of his neck before answering. "Well yeah, I did. I'm glad I was the one who got it." He answered.

"Does this mean that you'll be leaving?" She asked.

"Yeah. I'm leaving next Monday already." Tom answered.

"Would you be okay with that, Y/N?" Camille asked Y/N who just smiled and looked at Tom.

"It's his dream after all. I support him for that." Y/N answered.

Camille looked at Tom and Y/N and just smiled. "You really are a perfect match, you know?"

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[ last week of january 2016 . . . ]

Y/N, together with Tom's whole family, Harrison, and Erika, came to the airport to see Tom leave for California.

"Facetime us from time to time, dear." His mother said while giving him a kiss on the cheek. "I will mom, don't worry," Tom said while hugging her.

"Here is a book of mine to keep you up when you feel stressed out." His father said and gave him a book that he wrote. Tom got it and hugged his father.

"Man, I'll miss golfing with you." Harry, his brother, said when he gave his older brother a hug. "And beating you In golf too." He added which made Tom punch his chest lightly.

"You sure you're not coming with me to pursue your photography career?" Tom asked him and Harry shook his head.

"I have to finish school first," Harry said. "I'm still sixteen, bro." He added.

Tom also gave a hug to Harry's twin brother, Sam, and also had a quick chat with him. Seeing this made Y/N feel so happy that she got a boyfriend who was so loving towards his family.

"He'll be a great actor, you know." Y/N heard Harrison's voice talking to her. "I would show you his performance in Billy Elliot soon." He added.

"You should," Y/N answered Harrison who gave her a smile before Tom approached them.

"Man, I'll miss you," Harrison said. "I'll catch up with you there soon though." They gave each other a hug and patted each other's back.

"I know, mate," Tom answered back to Harrison. "Take care of Y/N for me, okay?" He told his best mate and Harrison nodded. Tom also turned to Erika who was there and gave her a hug too.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of her too," Erika said and pulled Tom closer for her to whisper in his ear, "Don't let the ladies swoon over for you when you get there. Got that?" Erika said and pulled Tom back. "Don't worry, I got my eyes only for Y/N." He said to Erika and she just smiled and gave him a high five.

Lastly, Tom turned his attention to Y/N. Save the best for last, he said to himself.

His family and their friends walked back a little to give them some time alone. As soon as Tom had his eyes on her, she couldn't help but cry a little but she also gave a smile. Tom walked closer to her and wrapped his arms around her.

"Fuck." Tom cursed under his breath. "It's hard to leave because of you, you know? Should I just cancel?" He joked that made Y/N punch him lightly. "I'm kidding, love."

Y/N raised her head up to look at him properly. Tom cupped her cheeks with his hands and leaned his forehead to hers. "Wait for me, okay?" He whispered. He pressed his lips to hers for a while and eventually pulled away.

"I will, Tom. Even if you take years, I'll wait for you." Y/N answered and sobbed. She looked away for a while.

"Look at me, love," Tom said and that made Y/N look up to him again. "I will never not think about you." He said and kissed her forehead that made her smile and held on to his arm.

"And I'll never stop loving you, Tom," Y/N said. "I'll miss you so much,"

"I'll miss you the most," Tom said. He hugged her once again with his head on top of hers for a while before pulling away and gathered all his luggage.  He waved to his family and friend before walking away.

All Y/N could do was watch him leave until she noticed that her hair was tied with the scrunchie that her mother gave to her. Her eyes suddenly widen and had an idea on her mind.

"Tom! Wait!" She called after him and ran towards him before he could go through the gates.

As soon as Tom heard her voice, he stopped walking and looked back to see Y/N running towards him. She suddenly jumped onto him and he caught her and spun her around.

He put her down before saying anything to her, "What's wrong?" He asked her, concerned.

Y/N then untied her hair and handed him the scrunchie. "I just wanted to give this to you. Something that you can keep while you're away. Something that will make you think of me." She said.

"But, isn't this the only thing that you could remember your mom?" He asked her.

"She will always be in my memory, Tom." She answered with a smile and Tom smiled back at her. He held out his hand and Y/N placed the scrunchie around his wrist. They hugged once again and pulled away then Y/N pressed her lips to him. After a few seconds, she finally pulled away and leaned her forehead to his.

"I love you, Y/N Y/L/N," Tom whispered.

"I love you, Thomas, always."

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[super-hero-girls-netflix]

I'm back :D

Headcanons on sleepover (Boys and Girls)?

Girls First!

#1: Zee NEEDS to be Host if it's the whole group

Zee hosts as often as she can because she likes sleeping in her own bed and not having Babs' dad knocking on the door every 5 minutes.

It's also hard to coerce convince the girls into magical makeovers if she has to be alert about using her magic.

Also...she is positive that Commissioner Gordon suspects her of murder. (He doesn't, he just has the naturally narrow eyed thoughtful look)

Zee, in other words, prefers to host their sleepovers.

#2: Babs is a Wriggler, Kara is a Thrasher, Jess is a Talker

Diana, Zee and Karen are relatively quiet sleepers. Like sure Diana snores a bit and Karen might drool and Zee might shift in her sleep but they are NOTHING compared to Babs, Kara and Jess.

They are nightmares to sleep with. Babs wriggles in her sleep and babbles too. Especially if she's stressed. She'll be talking utter nonsense. Literally like 'waffles have feelings too' or 'butterfly fart machine'. No one shares a bed with Babs because she is known for stealing the covers and wrapping herself in them. Like a Babs Burrito. And if you try to take some back she will shove you off the bed. Still very much asleep.

Kara, she is a hazard to people everywhere. At least if you don't know how to control sleepy Kara. The girls know the control word 'go back to bed' but that only helps them when Kara tries to fly away. If she's kicking and or punching it's doom. Typically her erratic attacks are sparse and weak, so just like a pro-wrestler but badly aimed, but still...no one sleeps within 5 feet of Kara Danvers.

And lastly Jess. Jess is not much of a physical threat while asleep. She stays in the same position and doesn't even drool or snore or anything. But in the middle of the night you might hear a yelp, or a drawn out very loud groan. That's Jess, she groans a lot in her sleep, regularly. And if she's extremely stressed she'll even mantain conversation. Very poorly. Kara tried once. It went like this.

Jess: The moon, is just a ball of cheese.

Kara: Oh? Can your eat it?

Jess: Like a rock

Kara: What do you mean?

Jess: I'm nice, you're mean.

So yeah...they can share a bed with this chic and they have. That's why most if them sleep with headphones tucked into their ears.

#3 Movie Night

Karen hates horror movies. They creep her out and Kara is obsessed with them.

In fact while Karen and Kara argue about which genre to watch, romance or horror, the rest of the girls watch them fight.

Which is more amusing then it sounds.

#4 Diana can't cook

Diana is a girl of many talents but she can not cook. Not a bit. Not even instant mac and cheese.

Babs has tried to show her how to make a burrito- failed.

Jess a salad- failed.

Karen, some stir fry- failed.

Kara, warning up some pizza- failed.

She just can't cook. Moving on.

#5 Babs is generous with everything BUT her stuffed animals.

These are things she has said:

"Rest your feet somewhere else, Kara"

"Burrito Bat Butch hasn't cuddled with anyone but me, ever. Hands off!"

"Listen, if you wanted a pillow you can just ask- you don't have to treat General George Jennings like that!"

"Give me the bear, Karen. Give me the bear."

"EEY, NO TOUCHIE!"

#6 They can't do a proper Binge Watch with each other.

Babs drinks a lot of soda and munches on a lot of snacks so she has to constantly use the bathroom. Insisting they can keep watching but of course they pause anyway.

Zee cannot step away from her phone. It's always vibrating with emails and messages and she is too invested in her rep to put it down. She is the type of gal who likes texting while watching a show. This drives the other girls up a wall because then Zee insists they catch her up.

Kara cannot, for the life of her, sit still. Even though they are curled up on the couch, one of the girls leaning into Kara's side, or having their head on Kara's lap. Or anything, really. Kara breaks the comfort because she cannot sit still. She shifts too often, changes the legs she tucked under her, stretches her back. It is annoying because then the girls around her need to shift too.

Jess gets restless quickly. She predicts the ending or loses interest when the plot becomes to predictable. So then she starts, trying to be subtle, looking through her schedule and doing school work. Its more infuriating because when the girls ask pointed questions she almost always gets it right.

Diana is of course knew to the world of man and stills doesn't get everything that is happening. Sometimes she misunderstands the plot completely and they have to rewatch the episode, explaining everything that time. This makes the watching chunky and somewhat less enjoyable. Usually Zee is the one to do the explaining. No one blames Diana of course, but still.

And Karen? She just wants to see if her ship lives. She is a fangirl through and through and has to scream into a pillow every time they have to press pause. Which is three to five time throughout a single episode.

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Now for the boys,

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#1 Food Competition

Barry eats a lot. Barry is never sure how much is enough. Barry can eat a supermarket out of business if he was particularly hungry. Hal knows this. Still his pride won't accept it so every time Hal challenges Barry to eating some disgusting amount of sauce or drink.

Sometimes Hal wins.

Barry has a sensitive stomach.

But usually not.

#2 NO HOMO

Steve doesn't really care how close any if the dudes sleep to him.

Barry doesn't either. In fact its likely he'll fall asleep on someone else's sleeping bag with his feet propped on one of his teammates stomach.

Garth will probably end up trying to cuddle up to Hal or Barry or Steve or any of the boys.

Hal will most definitely fight him on that. What can you say? He's the Type A male. But he really won't bat an eye if Garth does it when Hal is already asleep.

Oliver will sing love songs to his bro's, flirting hard as hell...up untill Hal, Carter, or Steve smack him. Where he pouts and let's Garth and Barry soothe him.

Carter doesn't like being touched in general so like hell he's going to let any of the boys near him. Or hold a conversation with him. He will just sit in the corner of the room, quietly observing. (He is most definitely trapped in the home where they are hosting the sleepover).

#3 Make Him Laugh

Another challenge.

Whoever makes Carter smile or *le gasp* laugh is deemed royalty.

Usually it's Barry. Who didn't even try. He just tripped over something.

Barry wins a lot.

#4 They Order In

Hal refuses to cook on principle. Rather be fed.

Oliver doesn't like getting butter on him since it'll 'destroy' his complexion.

Garth can't cook.

Carter refuses to feed anyone. He'll cook for himself and no one else.

Barry always offers but he is a forgetful cook and they feel bad throwing out whatever abomination he makes so they force it down. Of course, they learned to order in before Barry offers.

Steve can cook but he is very precise about the recipe, double checking and stuff so being fed takes forever if they let him start.

They arm wrestle to decide who chooses what they eat so yea...Carter always picks. Steve usually pays. Barry too. Everyone else is broke as hell.

#6 They butt heads.

All the dam time.

Hal is stubborn and Oliver is prideful.

Carter refuses to cater to anyone.

Garth is immovable if he wants to be.

Steve is trying to compromise but no one listens to the voice of reason over their own shouts.

Barry eats ice cream. They'll tire themselves out eventually.

#7 They Reprimand Hal

These are things they have definitely said at least once during a sleepover.

"Goddammit Hal! She's my science partner! How am I supposed to look her in the eye now?"

"Do you value your life? Yes? Then please refrain from speaking."

"Shut! Up!"

"Who are you calling stupid, stupid!"

"I'll tell Carol."

"The hell, man? Were you born with the unexplicable urge to be an asshole?"

"Go to bed, perv!"

Ah well, imma close it off here. Very lovely prompt. Headcannons are always fun. 👍

[oikaw-ugh]

AtsuLeiKawa Domestic Headcanons

Not saying we're together. We can be bros or stuff 🥺. Stuck between wanting to have them as bestfriends or as lovers but idk. ALSO, I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMETHING LIKE THIS SO I KEPT THIS AT MY DRAFT FOR A WHILE

Oikawa does the bills. Yes, I know for a fact that I am an accounting student so I should be doing it rather than the pro volleyball player but I really went N O ✨ because I hate responsibilities LOL.

Atsumu does it sometimes but he just...sucks, too 😔

I do the laundry! I cannot stand the disgusting reek from Atsumu and Oikawa's sweaty shirts. Plus, the bubbles part is cool.

Atsumu does the cooking. No, it's not because he's good but it's because he's closest to Osamu and he can easily call his brother in a snap if we needed to (I say we all suck at the kitchen 💀)

They drag me to their volleyball practices but I'm a late sleeper so I don't go with them most of the time. I'm friends with their teammates though.

We love to think of extravagant dates. You know, the thought of going somewhere fancy for us to enjoy? But they just don't happen. All our plans always end up as daydreams and we settle for anime marathons instead.

Atsumu and my stuff are all over the place which irritates Oikawa. One time, he was looking for the nail clippers only for him to find it at the kitchen counter because I (or Atsumu, I can't tell) forgot to put it back to where it usually is placed.

Our music taste just...don't collide. Just...no. Never. Imagine listening to WAP, then to Malibu Nights, then to Yarichin Bitch Club OST 👁️👄👁️

Atsumu and Oikawa is very very fashionable so imagine a part of them dying inside when they dress up as if they were in a Chinese streetstyle Tiktok ✨

And then there's me literally just putting a hoodie on top of my sleepwear because I'm too lazy to take a bath or dress up for our dates.

I literally have no idea what I want to do if I am at the mall. Atsumu is usually the one who suggests us the activities (to watch movies, to play arcades, bowling, etc.) but I always end up saying, "Why don't we just sit at the bench and have a chat, hmmm?"

Which irritates Oikawa, by the way, because bitch what's the point of going out (and dressing up) if we're just going to talk wE CAN LITERALLY DO THAT AT HOME-

We gave up on TikTok challenges <///3 I am the ugliest dancer.

They like it when I use them as my subjects for my sketches. They ask for it after and it depends in my mood whether if I give them for free or they...hmmm...give me money >=]]]

They are concerned of my sleeping habits. Atsumu is still confused as to why I prefer to lay a matt on the floor rather than sleeping at my bed 👁️👄👁️

I casually join their morning exercises sometimes. Ya know, jogging or going to the gym (I've always wanted to try the treadmill 😔)

I don't post a lot of decent pictures of us. But when I do post, it's always a video of them being stupid or stolen pictures of them <333 with the corniest caption 💀

Atsumu does the groceries. He cannot expect anything from me because I'd only say "Just pick whichever is the cheapest" like, Ma'am no >=[ wHAT ABOUT THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE

Oikawa does sometimes but like, nahhhh

It's frustrating when there are fights. Lol, it's because I'm so toxic, I'd ignore them or give them the cold shoulder even when they've already apologized or I've already apologized like woman, what is the point of the apology if yOU'RE STILL IGNORING THEM-

FRIDAY NIGHTS ARE DRINKING NIGHTS!!!! Which is like, a loss for Oikawa because (I headcanon) Atsumu and I are lightweights 💀

Oikawa is the sweetest? He literally buys us anything that reminds him of us 🥺 that's cute as hell

Atsumu LOVES BIRTHDAYS! No one should miss his birthday! No one should miss my birthday! Or Oikawa's birthday!

AND A CAKE IS A MUST!!!! 😤

We (I) easily get bored with bored games so lol we don't play that.

ATSUMU HATES UNO! WE LOVE TO STACK POWER CARDS ON HIM YES!!!!

I like to put cute distinctions betwee our personal items. Like, a blue tape for Oikawa's toothbrush, or an embroided letter 'A' on Atsumu's socks, or like a pink heart on my water tumbler 🥺

This is going to get super long so I'm gonna end it at that BUT AHHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH HOLY COW 😭

[sportsdorksimagines]

may i request a dna & hq matchup, please? thank you! my name's elizabeth & i'm a bisexual cisfemale, but i tend to be attracted more to men. i literally look like a perfect cross of anne hathaway and natalie portman, but i have a body like the model jada sezer. i'm 5'8. i'm a very intelligent person - i have a 148 iq. i spend a lot of time doing schoolwork though i don't study for tests. i'm the mom friend. i go out of my way & make friends with lonely people. i like to spoil my friends. (1/4)

i get passionate about the things i care about - i talk really fast, get jumpy & have very bright eyes. i’m adventurous & my goal is to visit every country in the world during my life. i’m ambitious & driven. my dream careers that i am working towards are usa ambassador, secretary of state & then president of the usa. i’m liberal in my political views. i am very good at public speaking, & introducing myself in new situations. i am told that i’m very “polished, elegant & refined”. (2/4)

i’m extremely confident but i have an inferiority complex because i spent my childhood feeling as if i was in my cousin’s shadow. i’m really bossy, stubborn & cunning. i get too competitive when challenged in a game - even if it’s just for fun. i like always being right so i go out of my way to prove that i’m right about things when it’s not necessary. i like to be in control of almost all situations - i don’t do surprises. i would rather be alone than with fake people. i’m an entj virgo (¾)

i’ve a very sarcastic, clever sense of humor. i’m a feminist/ debates are fun. i like thinking about challenges & how to overcome them. i love disney movies. shakespearean literature is my favorite! i love tea. i love musicals - both watching & being in them. i’m a mezzo soprano in vocal range. classical music is my favorite genre. i/m a good cook & i like to knit. i really want to be a mom. i love romance a lot. i love to cuddle. thank you so much, i’m sorry this was so long! (4/4)

we got a future president over here!!

# you go you 

(SORRY I HAD TO DO IT XD) 

also i love your  name ( not bcs i also associate it with queen elizabeth from 1600's i mean fshhh what it sjut that its a lovely name bruh and there's also a rad queen for it bruuuh just---)

also pls debate with me i love debates yes. bruuuh feed me with your arguments ..

PEOPLE GO VOTE FUTURELY FOR THIS LADY HERE OKAY, SHE'S RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.^^

also since you wanna be the very best, let me just put this ash ketchum hat on you * puts cap on your head

Your match ups are.....

DAIYA NO ACE

NARUMIYA MEI

ta dam! you got inashiro’s ace, Mei-chan! 

Why:

okay, at first i was gonna pair you up with someone else, but then i reread it over and over and bruh. do you see how this boy stalks miyuki like he would totally go after you bcs you have such unique attributes just like that pretty boy catcher like RUN FAST HE’S GOING AFTER YOU!!

okay first of all, both of you share this brainstorming intelligence although since you’re much more brainy than him he totally would want you by his side, and would go to the deepest of the hells or the ends of the earth for it. don’t challenge him seriously dude. dont.

THE MBTI MAN. JUST BRAINSTORMER COUPLE?! YES. HELL YEAH.

just please enlighten him with your very detailed argumens and debates. you’re sassing someone out? he’s there in that background cheering for you like ‘ yea take that dumbass out babe! tell them what you’re made of! ‘

usually this depends on the maturity of the person, ad i dont pay much attention to it, but zodiac signs do matter a bit because elements play a bit in the game and the fact you’re both earth signs means you both understand each other’s realistic views and are down to earth. (ba-dum-tss)

he might try to counter you and sometimes clash on views but since you are 95 % of the time sassing him out with your facts and arguments he cant win and he’s like ‘ huh...okay you win this one, i can’t ....anymore.

he’s such a perfectionist too like bruh sometimes you will need to tell each other to catch a break.

sarcastic witty humor? that’s music to his ears. bring it in all the time he needs to share his salt with someone.

he’s going to ask you to sing him lullabies to sleep once he finds out about your talent. 

showing you off to teammates will be often common and even to his rivals: ‘ YOU WISH YOU HAD SUCH AN AMAZING MULTI-TALENTED AND SMART GIRLFRIEND AS I HAVE! “

cuddling? disney movies? okay, bro you have it. he’s in for the game for the whoooole day. - and will probably cry / laugh more than you.

“ I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING! “

other possible match ups: kominato ryosuke, isashiki jun.

HAIKYUU!!

OIKAWA TOORU

okay but listen up to me fam-

not going much on zodiac here but you’re both emotional types - cancer and virgo. so you’d get it off okay?

you both are brainstormers, thus again being that one of the main reasons i matched you up becuase oikawa would be a great listener to your debates and want to invest time arguing with you on them. like bruh such brain orgasming its not even a joke.

before looks, brain counts to him a lot. like a lot, and the fact you’re a very cunning and smat individual yourself has him in too deep. easily.. 

not to mention style and attitude. and you have both so...what else can he ask for?

he can be so salty like, yes, please enlighten him of your salty jokes , and clever humor, and sarcastic remarks, he will share his with you too

 once he hears you sing the first time he will actually have to ask iwaizumi to pinch him. he's in a dream? has he gone to heaven? he's such a lucky man.

now he wants you to cuddle him while watching disney movies or reading books and sing him a lullaby.

" you like shakesperean literature? really? i thought no one in this age would like it. is it good? "  

other possible match ups: konoha akinori, kuroo tetsurou