#look at it or else (a threat)

[moghedien]

Minthara says “in Her name” when you first meet her and she’s following the Absolute but when you recruit her and she expresses that she no longer follows any god, but she still has an intact paladin oath, and she says “in your name” occasionally because she’s no longer Lolth’s paladin or the Absolute’s paladin, she’s your paladin

[hehearse]

[brekitten]

Be Careful What You Wish For

Tucker could make fun of him for not reading comics all he wanted, but Danny really did enjoy reading them. He just didn't have much time to after the Accident, with all of the ghost attacks.

He had the time now, he supposed. There were no ghost attacks anymore, not with Vlad "taking care of them".

He was almost scared to find out what the Fruit Loop meant by that.

Danny sighed, staring up at the bare white ceiling of his bedroom. He missed the stars he'd had stuck to the ceiling of his room back home. Because Vlad's mansion wasn't home, was it? It wasn't ever going to be, no matter what.

Again, he began to think of the heroes he'd always admired, the ones that he had always fantasized about when he was younger, as if they would fly out of the comic books and take him and Jazz away, take them to parents that would actually pay attention to them. Now, Danny would take his parents not paying attention to him over them being dead.

Danny sighed, his eyes slipping closed. He wasn't tired, but he wanted to pretend that he was somewhere warm and safe, anywhere but here.

"Man, I wish superheroes were real... I could really use one right now."

Then came a gentle whisper in his ear, one that promised the safety and warmth he was desperate for. "Your wish is my command, little Prince."

Danny jolted upright, but it was too late. One moment, he was sitting in a bed that wasn't his own, could never be, no matter how hard he tried to pretend it was, and the next, he was sitting in a field, cornstalks swaying gently in the warm breeze.

Where... was he?

[nyxi-pixie]

i COULD talk abt how much im enjoying his overconfidence given how certain that makes it that he'll lose, BUT . just look at him. this fuckass man. what are you DOING😭

[markiafc]

it didn't hit me as hard as i was watching, but hours later, this is still the moment i keep thinking about. it's scary and the presence of this sudden, unprecedented power feels creepy ("we're dealing with a bad mofo here." + "i saw it. [...] it's the end. we're dead. we're all dead." + "the sky bleeds, the ground quakes. it's cosmic."); but it's exhilarating as well. maybe he's one of good guys, as sam says. but he's definitely not nice and dean is entirely at his mercy.

[narfin-frood]

Who's awesome swapped with?

I just realized there isnt really a character to go with his role swap.. but he seems pretty chill, so what if it was Jeff?

I think it'd make sense!! Jeff and Wander are friends and Hater and Awesome are enemies, so it'd work to swap their relationships

Awesome could even encourage Wander to live a little just like how Jeff encouraged Hater to be less well. hateful

nobody specific, yet! jeff did in fact cross my mind several times, because i love him, he's just... such a Major Threat (lol), such a Powerful Dude, that i'm like well if i make him remain evil forever he'd be Fairly dangerous.

this is also one of those reasons i'm real frustrated that wander over yonder didn't get to really round out its stories, because if there was a better springboard for how the dynamic between major threat and wander was before he caved in, i'd have a better idea of how he'd act as a nuisance as opposed to a galaxy-crumbling force to reckon with? like clearly he was vulnerable enough (not unlike hater, worlds squishiest collection of bones) to fall out of evil on account of wander's unrelenting kindness and sweetieness, but like... they're not the same? unless they totally are the same and i'm making it too hard on myself in which case swapping awesome and threat would result in a supportive gym bro and. lord hater II. and i'd just call him minor threat or something

[neon--nightmare]

@garfyfresh THERE'S A FAN ASKBLOG NOW FOR THE ERROR JON ARBUCKLE (JON ERRBUCKLE) AND GARFIELD FRESH AU . GO MY SCARABS

[officialzevran]

[kirbyliker12]

marx taranzy dynamic(again)😏 i think marx has had it too...bearable for too long he needs to be burdened with fear towards SOMETHING

[popponn]

there is something about how when anime official art gets yoichi right fashion wise it's always a comfy bf look like look at him

very fluffy. very huggable. i want to poke and pinch his cheeks. also he often has those lil blushies when he eats and for some reason it's cute. the gap moe between on field and off field is still something else to see each time i remember it. i love it ofc 💚 but it's still something else

[cryptidwithacopiccollection]

Because in the light, you are untouchable.

(flickering gif/possible eyestrain below the cut)

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

‘Please don’t kill me.’ Whumpee whispers, eyes clamped shut.

Whumper chuckles, ‘What makes you think I’m going to kill you? No. What I’ve got planned for you is gonna make you wish I killed you.’

[sharper-than-a-serpents-tooth]

I just remembered that Jennette accidentally injured Ijekiel's arm in the novels and that hurting someone's hand is a motif that is linked to incestuous desire 🥹

[if-loki-was-a-fox]

Was anyone else on Scratch when they were a kid? Does anyone else remember the dram they would have? 5-12yr/os cancelling each other over suspected tracing, faking their deaths and swapping accounts every couple weeks, sending hate to people for saying something mildly negative about their favorite animal? That was so fascinating to watch from a sidelines

[mercless]

🗡 mad cowboy disease....

[autistic-katara]

there r fics that make u insane (so amazingly good it’s removed ur sanity) and then there’s fics that make u insane (you need to fistfight the author for how they did a specific thing that caused u to rant for hours)