#look at him pls leo cook for me

[pjoxreader]

could i get jason, percy, and leo looking after an overly affectionate drunk reader (fem pls)

Drunk Reader (Fem)

Jason Grace

-The second he realizes you’re a bit too drunk he decides it’s time to go home. You were clinging to his neck making Jason hold your waist to ensure you wouldn’t fall.

-”But Jason I don’t want to go yetttt.” you complain to him slurring your words. Jason huffs a little fondly at that as he sweeps you off your feet carrying you bridal style. 

-”Not even if we binge your favorite show and I cook you some breakfast?” he suggests. That was all the convincing you needed as you grumbled something into his chest, pressing yourself as close to him as you could get.

-Jason gives a goodbye to the rest of the group as he gets you home, carrying you the entire way. When you get home he works on making breakfast, but he has to work around having you right in front of him, since you could still be close and cuddle up with him.

-Even with that challenge he manages to get breakfast done, thanks to some cooking classes from Leo of course. You had been really thankful for that because Jason’s cooking was awful before…

-He gets you over to the sofa getting on your favorite show, while making sure you get plenty of water and eat a hearty breakfast of eggs, bacon, and plenty of toast to help with your eventual hangover.

Percy Jackson

-Everyone knew that you were clingy while drunk, it worked out sense Percy was just as clingy if not more. He’ll cling to you like a koala bear while the two of you take turns telling each other how much you love each other.

-The two of you were just having the time of your life dancing to Poker Face, which made you nearly cry laugh since Percy had told you about the whole Lotus Casino incident. 

-You had plenty to drink and we’re busy drunkenly arguing over who loved the other more. “I love you to… To the bottom of the ocean!~” you huff unhappily at that crossing your arms as you were competitive. “Well… I love you to the moon and back!” That went on longer than you’re willing to admit.

-You both enjoy the night until the end of the night partying, drinking and eating plenty of food. You have to use each other for support and thankfully have Grover drive you both home. Though it was a bit of a struggle to get you away from Percy long enough to get you buckled up.

-When you get home you both crash into bed, knowing well that you were going to suffer a horrible hangover the next day. Which you did.

-Thankfully Percy was nice enough to make you pancakes in the morning. You were too hung over to care that they were radioactive blue.

Leo Valdez

-Ever had someone explain to you how a mechanical dragon works in less than an hour? Well you sure had now. Leo would go on longgg rants about things he was working on and different things that annoy him during his project.

-Not that you mind you were just contently snuggled up into his arm, enjoying your buzz as you listen to Leo rant. You decide you want to cuddle more and shift into his lap to cuddle up into his chest. 

-He nearly catches you on fire but he quickly pats himself out, putting his arm on the top of the chair. “you uh, come here often?” he says, trying to play it off. You can’t help but laugh at that as you snuggle into his chest.

-He smiles lovingly and softly as he wraps his arms around you “I’m so lucky…” he mumbles as he presses a kiss to your head. “So damn lucky… Promise you won’t leave…” his voice was soft as if this was a secret between the two of you.

-”I promise…” you muttered softly as you were starting to nod off into the warmth of Leo’s arms. And just like that you were out like a light. It didn’t take long before Leo fell asleep soundly too, holding you close as if you’d leave him in his sleep.

-The other seven had to work on carrying you both out, since you both were out cold no matter how hard they tried to wake you up.

~Masterlist & Rules~

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[cutielights]

Hi! I loved your panther, tiger and fox s/o for the rottmnt boys, could you pls put an EXTRA fluffy calico cat with f/c dots or stripes on their body?

Sleep good! 🌟🐥

Yup, yup, sounds sweet enough to give me diabetes let’s do it

I used up the cat jokes in the panther one so imma need to find more stupid shit cats do.

Fox version Tiger version Panther version

Tw: none

Rise! Boys x Calico cat mutant! S/O

Leo

He thinks you are SO cute

Enjoys teasing you about it

“Who’s a good kitty?”

“I will end you.”

don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it Tail Yank GOD DANG IT

“Hey you wanna go to the pool?”

“Oh my god Leo.”

Gave you catnip just to see what would happen

Bury’s his head inside the fluff after a hard day

Insists on getting to touch your ears

Raph

Picks you up like a teddy bear

He loves hearing you purr

Cuddles!

Fluffy cuddles!

Tackled you into being washed once

“Stay. Still. You. Could. Have. Fleas.”

“I. Would. Rather. Die.”

You looked like a large pompom afterwards

Enjoys tracing the patterns and spots on your fur

Loves that your cat agility lets you keep up

Donnie

Do NOT shed in his lab

We TALKED ABOUT THIS

Otherwise he loves you very much

Depending on how long the relationship has been going on he will bury his face in all that fluff

It’s just- so fluffy

Sensory heaven

“Hey, what you doing?”

*mysterious red dot appears on the ground*

“I must have it.”

“Fascinating.”

Mikey

I said this in the Panther one but “PSPSPSPSPS”

The-couple-that-doesn’t-like-water solidarity

You’re gon need a new ship name

That one seems kinda long

Enjoys the patterns on your fur

Thinks you’re an absolute masterpiece of Mother Nature

You tried helping him out with cooking once

“Oh I’m using cucumbers in t-“

“WHERE?”

“Uh-“

[didishawn]

PLS DO A SMUT WERE PEDRI AND Y/ N HAVE CHILDREN AND THEY HAVE TO BE RLLY QUIET AND THEIR CHILDREN WALK IN LMAOO

Unlocked door (Pedri x Reader) smut

Warnings: lots of Spanish, smut, getting caught, awkward talk

Masterlist

Having kids is hard, that is something you have had in mind since the first test informed you and Pedri about the pregnancy that would later become your first kid, your precious Leo.

Having a kid is hard, is what you always thought whenever it was your turn to get up to calm the baby when he couldn't sleep through the night -god bless Pedri, who took charge of the situation even on times it wasn't his turn.

Having a kid is hard, having two kids is harder, that's what Rosy told you when you told her about what later would become your dear Sofia -it's all worth it though, she also told you, and of course she is right.

The kids are now older, Leo is 5, Sofia 4, finally having started sleeping on their own beds for the night.

Pedri's career is doing great, but being a great football player also means being requested to fly out a lot too, but you both manage, still as in love with each other as the very first day.

The problem, well, not really a problem but your horny partner would state otherwise, is that kids + busy careers makes all harder for sexy times or how you call it in front of the kids "mommy and daddy private time that means always knocking", and having to go from such an active sex life you and Pedri used to have to having to be content with the quickies and few kids-free nights is hard. You are honestly embarrassed to think about all those post-match times you hace taken the chance of your kids playing around with others under the watchful eyes of one of Pedri's teammates to sneak around to have a quick fuck in the dressing room or some available closet.

Pedri has been quite touchy the whole day -you can't blame him, it's been a long time since your last alone time. Arms around your waist as you cooked breakfast and kisses on your neck, a hand on your knee as you all ate together, his head on you shoulder arm around you during movie time with the kids, showing off his abs when in the pool with the kids. During lunch he doesn't even pretend not to be gawking at your bikini-covered breasts, and as you both clean up the table, he gets close to your ear, almost seductive as he does so, leaning down he goes and whispers:

"Vamos a cansarlos para tener un poco de tiempo a solas" (let's tire them up so we can have some alone time)

Needless to say is that your lover makes sure the two little demons are exhausted by the end of the day, running around the house, swimming on the pool, some football, jumping around and finishing the day with a meal that has their stomaches full as they fight against their eyes closing.

"Ve a la habitación, yo me encargo de ellos" (go to the bedroom, I take care of them)

You are quick on your feet as you enter the room, even if you know you have a while to prepare, you take a quick shower with a soap whose scent you know makes the midfielder go crazy. You don't bother with any makeup apart from some strawberry flavored lip balm that your lover goes absolutely feral for -years of experience have given you the knowledge that at the end you will always end up crying off any eye make up.

You wear the tiniest piece of lingerie you can find in your closet, don't bother with anything else as you know he will rip it away, just sit on the bed, waiting for him, looking pretty as he likes it.

The door almost slams open, a naughty expression on his face as he looks you up and down.

"Dios mío, no sabes lo mucho que extrañaba esto" (God, you have no idea how much I missed this)

He doesn't waste any time as he rips his shirt off, the sight of his chest have you sighing, a dumb smile taking over your face as you are face to face with his lower half, hands reaching up to him, one on his chest the other on the back of his neck, pulling him closer, his lips instantly on yours, his tongue down your throat.

You hand on his chest plays with the patch of hair there then goes lower, you feel his abs tense when your fingers graze over his v lines then to the happy trail.

You separate from him, looking into his lust filled eyes, your hands on his shorts and pulling them down, his cock almost hitting you as it bounces out from it's confinement, standing thick as always his balls full and precum bouncing from his tip.

"¿Ahora ves lo mucho que echaba esto de menos?" (you see now how much I missed this?)

You nod, hand reaching out to grab him, but he stops you, shaking his head.

"No puedo esperar más, necesito estar dentro tuyo" (I can't wait anymore, I need to be inside you)

A cheeky smile takes over your face, turning you both around so he is laying on the bed, your hips moving over his, his head falling back as he moans out, hands on your waist try to stop you but you deny him.

His tip does a delicious friction on your clit, he can feel how wet you are even with you panties denying him any entry.

He is frustrated, you both are really, your hips lift up your hand goes down to tease yourself, panties pushed aside, you line him up with your entrance and don't wait a moment to fall down on him, his cock instantly kissing your cervix and stretching you out to you limit.

You feel so full of him, your eyes glossed over, he knows how to work you, a strong grip on your waist as he moves you up and down.

The two of you are far too gone to keep the noises in, it's been far too long since the last time you found yourselves in this situation, you are far too sensitive, almost trembling you are whining, moaning, he fucks up into you and you can't help but groan at the slam of his balls against you, so full, neither will last long.

He sits up, you on his lap as he grinds up into you, his pace strong, fucking you roughly, not wanting to wait any longer for the extasis that you can both feel burning in your tummies, his face buried on your breasts as he places kisses on them over the thin fabric, a hand reaching to your back to let him see all of you.

He doesn't have the opportunity for it though, as over the loud noise of skin against skin, your ears catch the sound of your door creaking open, and with an agility that even impresses yourself, you are off his cock and pushing him down to cover yourselves.

"¿Mami, que están haciendo?" your four-year-old asks, curiosity on her eyes as her older brother stands behind her, a frown on his face. (mommy, what are you doing?)

"¿Papi te estaba haciendo daño?" that words have you both snapping up, tuning to share a look as you try to think about an answer. You always thought this type of situation was just one bad comedy shows added for drama, apparently it also can be true. (was daddy hurting you?)

"Obvio que no, amor. ¿Por qué dices eso?" (of course not, love. Why do you say that?)

"Escuche como golpes y a ti gritando" (I heard slapping sounds and you shouting)

Your face is red and you have to hit your partner's side as he snickers. You give him a look, and he knows it's up to him to fix everything.

"Mamá y yo solo estamos jugando, no hay nada que preocuparse, de verdad" (mom and I were only playing, nothing to worry about, really)

"¿Qué juego era ese?" you love your daughter, really, but sometimes her curiosity brings you real trouble. (what game was that?)

You look at each other, you clear out your throat "Un juego que las mamás y los papas juegan cuando se quieren mucho" (a game moms and dads play when they love each other a lot)

"¿Puedo yo jugarlo?" Pedri's eyes snap wide open. (can I play it?)

"¿Y tú con quien quieres jugarlo?" (and who do you want to play it with?)

"Pepi!"

"Quiero decir, no amor, solo nosotros los adultos podemos jugarlo" (I mean, no love, only us adults can play it)

"¿Qué edad tenemos que tener para jugar?" your son asks, he too quite curious apparently, your face is about to explode, giving them both a look. (what age do we have to be to play?)

"Muy mayores" you say "Ahora a vuestros cuartos que ahora voy, es muy tarde para que un par de granujas como vosotros estéis despiertos" (very old. Now go to your rooms I will be right behind, it's way too late for you two troublemakers to be awake)

Your kids, God bless them, listen to you and leave you and your lover alone, you turn to him with a pointed look.

"Tú y tu pequeño problema quédense aquí, ahora vuelvo" (you and your little problem stay here, I will be right back)

He groans as you sneakily pass your thumb over his tip, teasing him and walking off with a cheeky look, he drops down, desperate for you to come back as he glances to his member, still as hard, tall and thick as before

He knows that it's all fine for the night, but he really hopes your kids forget it all by the morning, or he won't be able to look them straight to the eye.

Next time he will make sure to lock the door, and he hopes you don't realise his small mistake when you come back, because his balls really need the release and you shouting at him won't give him that.

[fungalittleweirdo]

PLS JULE, DONT EAT MIKEY!!! PLS, HE’S MY MAN. I REQUESTED FLUFF OF READER AND MIKEY WHEN HE REALIZES/STARTS GROWING HAIR. MAYBE PUT A JELLIE LEO(lol bald) IN THERE FOR FUNZIES. PLEASE JUST LET MY HUSBAND GO. CRYING AND SOBBING ON MY KNEES.

I WON'T EAT MIKEY I PROMMY !!!

this has been in my drafts since february 16 i'm so sorry riley

hey at least you saw everything i have written since then !!

anyway–

No Longer A Skinhead

"Hm, feels different," Mikey sits up and hops out of his hammock, adjusting the tie of his mask after he scratched underneath it, then begins his routinely stretches. He sits down on the floor, spreading his legs and pointing his feet, reaching over to do his usual ballet stretches for when he wakes up. His phone rings and he reaches for it, accepting the video call he was getting from you.

"Good morning, sunshine~" he sing-songs, propping his phone up and continuing to stretch, holding his arm across his plastron and switching.

"Morning Mikes, you told me you didn't have patrol last night, so I hope you slept well," your voice echoes from his phone, then a sizzle comes on from you making breakfast. Mikey hums in interest, stretching for a right split while he said he slept fairly easy.

"Whatcha makin' for breakfast, honey?" He laughs, switching to his other leg after a moment. You look up from the pan of eggs, holding up your spatula.

"Just regular eggs and bacon, toast is coming along nicely," You turn around to check the toaster oven on the other side of the kitchen, seeing your toast is almost done.

You look back at your phone to see Mikey getting up from the floor and leaving his room, the door clicking shut as he steps away from the subway car. He seems to be heading for his own kitchen, judging by the way the brick colour changes behind him. You've been to the lair so many times you can tell where the turtles are even on a regular audio call with them, just by the echo of their footsteps.

"What might you be making for breakfast, chef?" You ask playfully, taking a sip of your warm beverage you already made for yourself.

"I think I'll go for banana pancakes! Leo went to the Caribbean the other day and got a boatload of bananas somehow, so now we gotta get rid of them before they all get too ripe," Mikey scratched his head, feeling as though it's the fifth time his scalp has itched since waking up. He paid no mind to it, going on to make the pancake batter at the kitchen counter.

You turn back to your eggs and bacon, finding they finished cooking and you put them on your plate, turning to retrieve your toast, and grabbing a fork from the silverware drawer. Then you grab your phone, propping it up in front of you after you sit down at your tiny dining table. Mikey smiles at you warmly for a brief moment before going back to making pancakes, your heart beating just a little faster. You start eating while watching Mikey cook. The comfortable silence lasts until you hear the voices of Mikey's brothers over the call, laughing and bantering about whatever turtle guys their age talk about.

"So you know that trick I tried on the ramp the other day? Yeah, no, that was sick–" Leo's voice echoes through the kitchen and Donnie scoffed in retaliation. You could see Raph thumping behind Mikey like a zombie, grabbing the kettle to make some tea. Your heart warms seeing your friends having a regular morning, wishing they could have a break like the one they had last night every day. But Casey and April could only take so much vigilante-ism as humans with full time jobs in New York City. So you get it.

You spend the rest of your breakfast on video call with Mikey, Not only spending time with him but his brothers as they greet you through the phone, including you in their conversation while they have delicious banana pancakes together. After they finish, Mikey walks away to lead you back to his room, going on to get his art supplies ready. You think of how to approach your plans for the rest of the month for a moment before speaking your mind.

"I'm going out of state for a few weeks, I won't be reached through anything," you start, chewing your bottom lip. Mikey looks up from his sketchbook, giving you a curious look. "I'll be back on the thirtieth. That's Lou Jitsu night, right?" You pause, waiting for Mikey's response.

"Yeah, be there or be square!" He grins, looking back down at his sketchbook and continuing to draw. You smile softly, leaning forward to get a good look at him.

"I have to get ready for work now, so I'll see you in a few weeks, yeah?" You fiddle with a thread in your pyjamas, then get up from the couch to stretch. Mikey scratches his head again and reaches for his phone with his pencil in hand.

"Yeah! I love you! And stay safe! You know I'll find out immediately if you're not safe, okay?" Mikey smiled, but it was one of his intimidating smiles you built immunity for over the years, so you know it just means he's serious.

"Okay, I promise I'll be safe," you smile back, oozing affection so contagious it shoots another arrow through Mikey's heart, his intimidating smile washed away by a giddy one. You wave and hang up the call, then go back to your bedroom to get ready to go to work.

~

Your out-of-state trip passed, you're exhausted, and you desperately want to stay home to lay in bed for three days. But! You made your promise to attend Lou Jitsu night as soon as you got back, so you left your bags at your place and immediately went to the lair in your PJs, making sure no one saw or heard you open the manhole cover closest to it. You feel a sense of comfort wash over you when you see the familiar drain of clean water, walking over to the vault door and opening it carefully, knowing all the security precautions Donnie had put in place. You walk around, heading toward the voices you hear in the projection room.

"Leo, what are you wearing?" Raph's annoyed voice bounced off the brick.

"My new trademark pegasus onesie! I got that unicorn one years ago but it has holes in it now, so I bought a new pony onesie that suits me better. It's so fuzzy and high quality, it was totally worth the price."

"A wasteful investment, dear brother. You could have gotten the Jupiter Jim Atomic Lass and Atomic Lad statuette set from Japan with that money."

You step into the room to find Leo flaunting himself as if he was on a runway wearing what indeed looked to be a pegasus onesie, the zipper zipped up just under his pectoral scutes and a hood covering his bald head. Your eyes flicker between Raph, Donnie, April, and the Caseys, but you can't see Mikey in his usual spot.

"Hey guys!" You make your presence known and everyone looks at you, immediately smiling and tackling you for a hug. You lay on the floor laughing, patting and poking everyone to get them off you as you get up from the floor, rubbing your lower back. Raph reaches out to you in worry.

"Sorry' bout that, did we hurt you too bad? We jus' missed ya," He smiles sheepishly and you shake your head.

"No! No! You guys are fine! I... I'm wondering where Mikey is," you look between them all and see that Leo had an annoyed pout on his face, arms crossed and walking away.

"He's probably in his room," Casey Jr. said, a knowing look on his face, "grooming himself to be presentable tonight."

You quirk an eyebrow at this, stepping away from everyone with a nod.

"You guys mind if I go check on him?" Everyone gave you the go ahead and you left the projection room to head down to the boys' bedrooms downstairs. You distinguish Mikey's in the darkness just by the subway car's lights being on, approaching it to knock on the door.

"I'll be up in a sec! Have you ever heard of patience–" Mikey opens the door and stops in his tracks when he sees you. You look up at him with bug eyes and a dropped jaw, reaching up and stopping, breath caught in your lungs in hesitation before Mikey gave you a nod. Fingers tangle through the short locks, feeling how soft and well taken care of his strands are. You watch his hair wrap around your fingers in wonder, reaching up to hold his face.

"Heh... I wanted this to be a surprise for when you got back..." Mikey smiles shyly, eyes flickering away from you. You pull him in for a kiss, his face warming quickly as you continue peppering kisses on his cheeks, then moving up to his scalp.

"Oh my gosh, Mikey, you look so pretty!"

You continue to dote on him, his giggles echoing around the lair as you hold him close. His heart beat out of his chest, knees feeling weak as you kiss him again, this time with a lot more vehemence. More fervency. More passion. You continue babbling about how handsome he is until someone cleared their throat behind you, turning to see Leo with his arms crossed and a portal behind him.

"I'm still more good looking than him though," Leo scoffs, smirking and leaning down to be eye-level with you.

"Last time I checked, you weren't the one growing hair," you pulled Mikey into you protectively, kissing the side of his head. His cheeks warmed again and his eyes shined brighter from your skin contact, tingles running through him. Leo rolls his eyes, gesturing toward the portal so that you all could walk through and start Lou Jitsu night.

Mikey held you close throughout the whole movie marathon, never seeming to wipe that grin off his face knowing you love him even with his new look.

[erosjournal]

‧₊˚໒꒱ leo valdez x daughter of iris headcanons!

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ok, so b4 i start, pls know this is my first time doing head canons lmao, i hope u enjoy :3 (btw all of my info lowkey is off of the fanon wiki sorry)

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✦ obviously, whenever leo finds something that's colorful or rainbow related, he thinks of you immediately and (if he can) shows it to you, bragging about how awesome he is for finding it

✦ he always lets you pick outfits for him because he likes watching you have fun with color

✦ sometimes he tries to mooch off of your ability to use iris messages for free, and you always decline him

✦ he loves loves loves watching you do art. he loves watching the colors blend and work together perfectly, and is always in awe of your work

✦ he actually can't stop looking at you when in the sun because your hair and skin gives off a glowly, rainbow shimmer, and gods he drinks. it. up.

✦ he always buys you skittles, whenever he sees them. even if you don't want them. he also buys m 'n m's on special occasions (anniversary, birthday, etc)

✦ whenever you two are talking, he's always looking in your eyes, since they change color

✦ he's deciphered which colors correspond to what emotion, and tries his best to cheer you up whenever you seem upset

✦ sometimes when you two are hanging out, he'll just play music and ask you what colors you see, and he's always so intrigued in (if you have it) synesthesia

✦ whenever leo is in his cabin, he's crafting something for you, and he tries to incorporate color and rainbows, even though he struggles at art hehe

✦ he often talks to your mom, asking for advice. yes, he uses his own drachmas for the messages

✦ he calls you his "rainbow girl" (i like more special nicknames vs babe)

✦ hey lover by the daughters of eve (just, trust me)

✦ he tries his best to get you to laugh whenever you two are talking, and usually ends up embarrassing himself. but anything to see your smile

✦ i imagine leo loves small gestures, and is always trying to touch you. not sexually, but he always wants to hold your hand, braid you hair, hug you. anything to feel the warmth between you

✦ he probably braids flowers in your hair, and learned from piper just to impress you

✦ when he cooks, he always asks 1. what you want and 2. what color you want it. he will always add dye, sorta like percy's blue food thing

✦ he doesn't get jealous or protective easily, but you can sense he gets upset when you hang out with another person for a long time. he lets you have friends ofc, just gets a little jelly when you stop talking to him for a long time

✦ he's a sorta all in or nothing at all person. he goes all in for you. he worships you goddamn it

✦ when he can, he sneaks kisses. not only on your lips, but your cheek, your neck, your shoulders, your hands, you arms, everywhere. only places your comfortable of course

✦ whenever your upset with him/he does something to (accidentally) hurt you, he would go and run to his cabin, then come to you and get on his knees and give you something, lowkey begging. you usually aren't all that upset, but you like seeing him doing anything for you

✦ hes such a lover boy oml. he loves it when you do anything romantic, and he freezes/panics whenever you tease or kiss him

that's all i got, tysm for the ask! sorry if it sucked lmao

[bratshaws]

through the hourglass 239. brb x oc

a/n:just a cute moment...and then,well,WELL (comments and reblogs are super welcome and encouraged!)

pairing: plus size!oc x rooster

warnings: none uwu

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Sunday was the final day that the girls would stay at their house, and Beatrice was still asleep. Why? Because Bradley decided to leave her there that morning, they were going to go to the hospital later that day - after Leo picked the girls up - and now he was busy.

Busy preparing them breakfast.

It was such a throwback of that Christmas when he prepared Bianca pancakes, the first Christmas he enjoyed with the Schiavoni and the first Christmas that…well…he had a very,very good gift.  He licks his fingers clean of the batter as he flicks the whisk inside, smacking his lips and arching his brows at the taste.

The girls were all busy watching tv, well,most of them. Bianca’s little form appeared next to him, peeking towards the bowl, “...are you making pancakes?”

“Yes,ma’am.”

She gasped in delight, “Really? Like the ones you prepared when I was a kid?” and she looked around for the chocolate chips, letting out a quiet ‘yes!’ before grabbing it, “Can I put it in now?”

Rooster chuckled at Bianca's enthusiasm, still mixing the batter. "Of course, kiddo," he said with a grin, tilting the bowl towards her. "Go ahead and sprinkle them in."

Bianca carefully poured the chocolate chips into the pancake batter, her eyes lighting up as she watched them swirl into the mixture, only to pour a ‘little bit more’ inside - not that he complained. "That looks so good!”

Rooster couldn't agree more. "It does, are your sister and your little cousin okay?”

Bianca nodded enthusiastically, her smile radiant. "Yeah! Éowyn is watching tv and Nikki is on Jack.” she says,”Sitting on his back, watching tv too.” she watches as he mixes a bit more before pouring it on the hot griddle, “Oooohhh…”

“Cool,right?”

“Yes.” she says, “I like fire.”

He pauses, blinking at that sentence and trying his best to ignore how weirdly worrisome that was, choosing to say something else instead, “Well, good. I’ll make sure to bring the pancakes to y’all once I’m done.” he says, then turns his head towards Bibi who was still standing there, “You can go back,honey.”

Bianca nodded and flashed Rooster a sweet smile before scampering back to the living room to rejoin her sister and cousin. Rooster couldn't help but smile as he watched her go. She was growing up so fast, and soon Nicole was going to be that size.

…maybe not so fast,he hoped.

He poured it once again  onto the hot griddle, creating round circles of goodness that sizzled as they cooked. The scent of pancakes filled the air, and Rooster couldn't help but feel a sense of nostalgia.

This, also helped his mind relax. He wasn’t going to keep the Haltons in his mind like this, not anymore. He sent everyone a message, they didn’t know much about him but were clearly interested.

The clicking of claws followed by the soft pitter patter of a known pair of feet made him smile without even turning around, “Mornin’ gorgeous.” her arms wrap around him from behind, her soft cheek between his shoulder blades, “Slept well?”

“Hmmmm…’ Beatrice hummed, grinning against his skin, “Smells good…”

“The pancakes?”

Her smile widens, inhaling his scent through his night shirt, “That too.”

“Cheeky.” he smiles, flipping the pancakes, “But you didn’t say if you slept well or not,babe.”

"I slept well," Beatrice replied, her fingers gently tracing patterns on his chest, her position still the same. "But waking up to the smell of pancakes? That's even better." she kisses his nape by standing on her tiptoes, walking around him and gasping when she notices her mug on the counter, already filled with her morning tea, “Aw,Roos.”

Rooster chuckled, turning to face Beatrice, leaning his weight on his arm as he looks at her "I thought you might want some tea," he said, his voice soft and affectionate. "I didn't want you to miss out on the delicious pancakes."

Beatrice leaned in and planted a sweet kiss on Rooster's lips. "You're the best," she said, her eyes filled with adoration. "Thank you for always taking care of us."

Rooster smiled, his heart warmed by her words. "It's my pleasure, babe. I love taking care of my girls." and he winks, then looks back over the griddle to check how the pancakes were doing, “The girls are watching tv.”

She hums with the mug’s rim on her lips, closing her eyes blissfully because he even knew the amount of sugar she liked. God she loved this man so much. “Hmmm, figures. I thought they were,Nikki sin’t hungry?”

“She’s honestly too busy watching a chimpanzee doctor traveling through the jungle.” he shrugs, “So I guess not yet.”

“Right…and you,Roos?” she smiles, “How did you sleep?”

Rooster's smile softened as he looked into Beatrice's eyes. The early morning light filtered through the kitchen window, casting a warm glow on her face,making the green of her irises almost turn lighter once it was illuminated. He reached out and gently tucked a loose strand of hair behind her ear, his fingers grazing her cheek.

"I slept pretty well," he admitted, his voice filled with affection. "There was a beautiful woman sleeping next to me."

Beatrice's heart swelled with love for her husband. She set her tea aside and moved closer to him, wrapping her arms around his waist. She could feel the steady rhythm of his heartbeat beneath her cheek as she pressed her forehead against his chest.

"You are so sweet, Roos," she whispered, her words muffled by his shirt.

Rooster tightened his embrace, his arms encircling her as he leaned down to kiss the top of her head. His lips lingered there for a moment, a silent affirmation of his love.

"I try." he said, his voice filled with sincerity. "You and the girls are my everything."

They stood there for a moment, wrapped in each other's arms, their own little cocoon.Eventually, they pulled away from each other, though their hands remained entwined. Rooster turned his attention back to the griddle, where he had been expertly cooking a stack of pancakes. He flipped the last pancake onto a plate and handed it to Beatrice with a grin.

“Chocolate chip?” she smiles, “What’s the occasion?”

“I just want to pamper you.”Rooster winked at Beatrice as he continued to work his pancake magic on the griddle. "And every day is an occasion to pamper you," he replied, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. She just stands there, looking bashfully at him with her cheeks glowing red. He couldn’t help but squeeze her cheeks with one hand and press a noisy kiss to her lips,”Fuck you are so cute!”

She blushes even more, letting him kiss her a few more times before his attention returned to the pancakes, “...I mean,I’m not complaining,Roos.” she shrugs, “I’m glad you are okay.I know yesterday was…a bit tense, with the Haltons and all.”

Rooster nodded as he carefully plated a few more pancakes. "Yeah, it was a bit weird," he admitted. "But I don't want to let them bother us.They already did more than enough.” he arches his brows once he was done, “Besides,I messaged the guys and they’ll keep an eye out as they see them.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah, you know how they can be,” he mutters, “Very…gossip oriented.” Rooster finished cooking the last pancake and finally set everything up for the girls. "So, what's on the agenda for today, babe?"

Beatrice took a bite of her chocolate chip pancake, savoring the sweet burst of flavor. "Well," she began, "Besides visiting the twins at the NICU? I dunno,I might want to…stay home a bit, you know?"

Rooster's eyes lit up at the idea. "That sounds perfect," he said, “Honestly,I’d love to just stay home, doing nothing.” he murmurs, walking to the living room and looking back at Beatrice, “Help me with the girls?”

Beatrice smiled and nodded, setting her plate aside and following Rooster to the living room. The girls were engrossed in a cartoon on TV, their little faces filled with wonder and delight. Nicole, in particular, was giggling at the colorful characters dancing across the screen. The dogs were busy lying around them, Jack was already asleep, Jolene was being used as a pillow by Bianca and Éowyn was holding against Eleanor who was just watching the TV like the.

Bianca was the first to notice them, immediately sitting on her knees with a gasp, “Is it ready?” she leapt out of the couch before her uncle and aunt could say anything, feet thudding on the floor and a loud ‘YES!’ leaving her mouth, followed by the scraping of a chair.

Rooster  just sighed, picking Nicole up from Jack’s back while Beatrice picked Éowyn, carrying the two towards the kitchen where Bianca was already.

Rooster and Beatrice shared a knowing look as soon as they saw Bianca wiggling on her chair, too excited to keep herself still. Her excitement was palpable.

Especially because she was looking at those pancakes like it was the last supper.

Rooster carefully placedNicole, into her high chair, making sure to secure the straps to keep her safe and comfortable. On the other side of the table, Beatrice did the same for Éowyn, but instead of a high chair, she was on a normal one instead.

Bianca looked up at Rooster with her bright eyes shining like stars. "Uncle Rooster,” she holds up her plate, almost vibrating with excitement, “Please! Please!” and she moves the plate even more, “I want the one with most chocolate.”

Rooster couldn't help but chuckle at her excitement, ruffling her hair affectionately. "Alright,alright,calm down,kiddo.”

Beatrice smiles, about to sit down only for her to hear her phone in the living room, “Oh,” she laughs, “Be right back,Roos. It’s probably Leo,I’ll be right back, can you-” she gestures to the three girls and her husband nods with a small smirk, making Beatrice leave the kitchen with a sigh of relief.

Jolene was staring at Beatrice’s phone, it hasn’t stopped ringing and the pittie only looked away when the brunette quickly picked it up, “Hello?”

“Daarling.”

“Marcus!Hi! Good morning.”

“Indeed it is.” she hears him moving around in his studio “Darling,I know we talked a few weeks before and I know it is sunday but…are you busy today?”

Beatrice leaned against the wall in the living room, crossing one arm under her bust. "Not too busy at all," she replied with a smile. "Rooster and I were just planning on spending a relaxing day at home. Why? What's up?"

"Well, I have an idea," he began. "I’ve drawn some amazing pieces and I need my muse to help me with them.”

Beatrice blinked,”Oh? Really?”

The fashion designer sighs dramatically on the other end, “Yes,Oh I was hit by the creative bug these days, I don’t know what happened.” but he probably knew what happened “And now,here I am, seeing my work on mannequins and thinking…hmmm..Beatrice would be much better!”

Beatrice couldn't help but laugh at Marcus's enthusiasm. "You're too kind, Marcus," she replied with a warm smile. "I'd love to help you with your new designs. But…well,we’ll see the twins at the NICU and we can’t leave Nikki here,alone.”

Marcus let out a relieved sigh. "Oh, darling,I promise it won't take up your entire day. Just a few hours, and then you can return to your relaxation. Besides, you can bring your little one over. We’d love to have her.”

“Wait,really?”

Marcus sounded delighted. "Of course, you know how much I adore your little family, that included the little ones.” he pauses “Oh!Yes, there’s also something else I want to tell you.”

Beatrice's curiosity piqued at Marcus's mysterious tone. "Something else?" she inquired, her brow furrowing slightly. "You've got my attention now, Marcus."

The fashion designer chuckled playfully. "Ah, the intrigue!" he said, teasingly. "Well, darling, I'll tell you when you get here. It's better to see it in person."

Beatrice blinked only to laugh along with him. "Alright, Marcus,fine, you've got yourself a deal," she agreed. "We'll head over to your studio later this afternoon,is that alright?”

"Perfect, darling," Marcus replied. "I can't wait to see you and your little one. And you're a lifesaver for helping me with this."

"You know I'm always happy to help, Marcus," Beatrice said sincerely. "We'll see you soon!"

With that, they said their goodbyes, and Beatrice returned to the kitchen where Rooster was busy feeding the girls. Bianca, in particular, was still enthusiastically devouring her pancakes, each bite filled with chocolate chips, cheeks completely covered.

Beatrice grinned at the sight, "Looks like someone's enjoying breakfast," she commented as she approached the table.

"You could say that," he replied. "I think she's on her third pancake already."

Bianca, her mouth still partially full of pancake, nodded vigorously in agreement.

Beatrice playfully ruffled Bianca's hair. "Alright, little one, don't eat too fast," she advised. "We don't want you getting a tummy ache." she sits down next to Rooster, smiling when he pulls the chair for her.

Bianca swallowed her bite and grinned up at Beatrice. "I'm okay, Auntie Bea," she assured, her chocolate-streaked face lighting up with joy. "These pancakes are so yummy!"

She smiled affectionately at her niece's enthusiasm. "I'm glad you like them," she said, taking a seat next to Rooster. "And thank you for helping with the girls, Roos."

Rooster reached over and gave her hand a reassuring squeeze. "No problem, babe," he said. "Who was on the phone?"

Beatrice's smile turned a bit mischievous as she leaned in closer to Rooster, her voice low and playful. "Oh, just Marcus," she whispered, cutting the side of her pancake - the one he already put on her plate with a heart made out of maple syrup. "He needs my help with something today."

Rooster raised an eyebrow, a teasing glint in his eyes. "Oh for the uhhh,collection?”

“I’m not sure if it is for the collection. Just some modeling for his new designs," she replied, bringing a piece to her mouth  "He said we can go there after seeing the twins and after the girls go home."

Rooster chuckled, leaning on his open palm"Well, I guess I can share you with Marcus for a few hours." he pauses, “Does he still have that couch there?”

“I think so.”

“Oh, that’s a nice couch, great to sleep in.” her husband comments, “While you are busy,me and Nikki can nap there, you know?”

Beatrice chuckled at Rooster's comment. "That couch is pretty comfy," she admitted, "And as long as Nikki behaves and takes her nap."

Rooster nodded in agreement. "She's been a good girl so far," he said, reaching over to gently tickle Nikki, who was sitting in her high chair. The baby giggled and babbled in response, her tiny hands reaching out toward Rooster,holding onto his finger.

Bianca, meanwhile, was finishing up her pancakes and eagerly to ask what the conversation was about. "Auntie Bea," she asked, her eyes wide with curiosity, "What kind of clothes does Marcus make?"

Beatrice smiled at her niece's question. "Marcus is a fashion designer," she explained. "He creates beautiful clothes that people wear to special events, like parties and fashion shows. He designs dresses, suits, and all sorts of stylish outfits."

Bianca's eyes lit up with excitement. "Oooohhh that sounds amazing!" she exclaimed. "Did he create your wedding gown?”

Beatrice shook her head. "No, but it was his friend." 

“Do you think he can make something for me?”

Beatrice opens her mouth, then closes, “Well…I can talk to him.” but she had to be careful, if her siblings found out about it, they’d then ask for more stuff from Marcus. She knew they would, “But he’s a busy guy, I can’t promise it,Bibi.”

Bianca nodded, too excited to show any sort of disappointment. "That's okay, Auntie Bea," she said cheerfully. "I know he must be super busy making amazing clothes for lots of people. Like you!"

Beatrice couldn't help but smile at Bianca's understanding. "You're absolutely right," she said. "But who knows, maybe one day he'll create a special outfit just for you. Maybe for your birthday-"

“Oh!Like a Venom dress!”Bianca's eyes sparkled with excitement. "That would be so cool!" she exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air, eyes wide, “With threads to be like the symbiote!”

“Yep, sounds fun, cutie.” Beatrice smiles, then looks down at her hands once Bianca goes back to her breakfast, “You won’t be upset there,right?” she asks Rooster quietly, “I know you’ve been there with me before but,I just want to make sure you’ll have a nice time there.”

Rooster  gave her a little smirk ,”Gorgeous.” he says, “Come on, I love going out with you, trying on clothes,”he lowers his voice, dropping his voice a bit, “See how they fit on you and how nice they look.” her gentle swat on his thigh was just something he laughed at, playfully pinching her hip, “Relax,gorgeous, it’ll be alright.”

Anything to keep their minds at ease to be honest.

[rogerzsteven]

Astrological Placements of the 118:

Before I begin, these are my headcanons and while you are free to disagree, don’t rain on my parade pls and thank you. Also I’m not an expert and don't have every placement for each character, I just find astrology interesting and if anyone wants to add their thoughts on these then go for it!

Buck

Cancer Sun: Our sun signs is our egos, so when I say cancer sun, I’m talking about his persona. He’s sensitive, emotional, loving, in touch with his emotions, he is a feeler more than a thinker, he is overly protective of the ones he sees as family and I think cancer sun suits him very well. Also, Oliver is cancer sun, too, so that’s not really a reach (Also hello his head/heart tattoo).

Aries Moon: Our moon sign is how we process our feelings, like which sign we feel our emotions. Aries is a fire sign and can be hot blooded, passionate, driven and fiery. When you think of Buck, his mood go from 0 to 100 within seconds. Most of the time, he acts on his emotions and thinks later. He is impulsive and his feelings run high. That screams aries moon to me.

Leo Rising: Our rising sign is how people see us when they first meet us and their first expression on us. Leos are there. Your eyes just can’t ignore them. They are flirty, they are loud, they get your attention without even trying. They look sure of themselves. That’s Buck for you.

Leo Venus: I mean come on. Praise kink. Over the top gifts. Venus is how we show our love, our aesthetic so to speak. Remember that hot air balloon Buck got for Abby? Dinners in expensive restaurants? That expensive coffee machine for Eddie? He loves to pamper his lovers and wants to be pampered in return. Satisfying his lovers is so important for him because it also means he is good at what he’s doing, which boosts his ego.

Eddie

Virgo Sun: His petty ass is just screams virgo. He is sarcastic, organized, ACT OF SERVICE, calm, disciplined. That man is a virgo.

Virgo Moon: Emotional constipation. He tries to rationalize his feelings instead of actually feeling them. He feels deep, but doesn't show it and sometimes he doesn't even let himself feel. But he cares so fucking much. Also, having a routine definitely makes them feel better.

Scorpio Rising: Tell me this man isn't gorgeous. He is magnetic, he is sexy, he is mysterious, from the moment you see him you want to know everything about him, he is captivating. He has this vibe to him that leaves you interested.

Capricorn Venus: One word. Stability. He won't open up to you unless he sees you in his future (Hello, Ana). I also headcanon Eddie as demisexual so that may play some part in this, but he isn't the one to fool around just for the sake of it, he wants someone to settle with in the long term and if that person doesn't check every box, then it means nothing. Oh also, he is bossy so...

Bobby

Taurus Sun: He is just so fatherly, so warm, a good leader and a very good cook, Bobby exudes comfort and security, when I think of Bobby I think of a taurus.

Air/Earth Moon: I can't say for sure, but he is either an air moon or an earth moon. He knows when to switch off his feelings and do what needs to be done. He goes after what he wants and is protective as fuck.

Cancer Venus: I think he is very sensual, family oriented, playful, committed. He will make you feel loved in everyway, he will listen to your troubles and share your feelings even if he can't do much more.

Hen

Aquarius Sun: Her whole personality is about resistance to me. She is cool, unique, funny, idealistic, rebellious. That's Hen for you.

Libra Rising: The way she carries herself is so elegant. Libra's ruler is venus and venus is about beauty, aesthetics, and Hen just knows how to do it. The way she dresses, the way she talks. Always on point.

Gemini Venus: Geminis needs mental stimulation. Her wife is an astrophysicist 😃 she wants someone she can talk to about anything and who she can be free with, or she's out.

Chimney

Sagitarrius Sun: Literal light of the room. He is so positive, so lighthearted, so carefree, so fun to be around and so intellectual. I just know Chimney knows so much about philosophy and stuff like that.

Scorpio Moon: Hesitant and suspicious at first but once you earn his trust he is passionate and doesn't go down without a fight. He feels intense, he is sensual, he is a lover.

Fire Venus: Chimney is a freak in bed. I know he is. And, he is in it to win it.

Bonus

Athena: Capricorn Sun, Gemini Moon, Virgo Venus (she is kinky af)

Maddie: Pisces Sun, Fire Moon, Earth Venus

[suntomemp3]

Hihiii thank u for interacting w the cake rb game thingy :3 pls tell me abt ur mans Henry... im curious 🤲

You have opened an incredibly massive can of worms /pos I have so much to say about this man

Okay so to make things easier on my brain-fog addled mind, I'm copying and pasting a mish mash of stuff about him from previous posts and also to keep myself from rambling too much (update: it did not work)

if I’m ever away from home for more than one night (which idk why I would go somewhere without Henry but that doesn’t matter) Henry finds that he can’t sleep in our house without me so he’ll spend the nights I’m gone above the red pony (the bar that he owns. there's a studio apartment above it where he lived before he moved in with me)

He’s allowed to show emotion and it’s shown that when it comes to his family, he isn’t afraid to be open with and about them!!!

And then when he’s happy he looks so happy!! He has that toothy grin that gives him that boyish look and also he just loves his family a lot

My favorite cuddling position with him is spooning (I'm the little spoon hehe)

Malachi was able to kidnap Henry in season 6 because of willingness to help someone in distress. He KNEW that’s what would draw him out HE KNEW HE FUCKING KNEW MALACHI WHEN I CATCH YOU. WHEN I FUCKING CATCH YOU MALACHI (Malachi was the main antagonists in the later seasons of Lon.gmire)

He's 5'11 (but I like to imagine him a couple inches taller)

I like to imagine that Henry comes to visit me on my lunch everyday so if I’m at lunch and I’m shaky because you know. Stress. He takes my hands into his and holds them tightly until I stop shaking. And it’s wonderful because his hands are warm and large and my hands very small and cold. He gives me a kiss on the forehead for good luck when I leave to go back to work

He likes Twizzlers

I can so see him being like. “Ivy hold out your hand I have something to show you” and it will be a fake insect of some sort just to screw with me

What Malachi did to Henry in season 6 makes me sick to my stomach. He uses his granddaughter to lure him out because he KNOWS how compassionate Henry is. He then drives his truck off a small cliff (that truck was his baby you cannot tell me otherwise) AND THEN he literally ties him up spread eagled, half naked, in the desert in the middle of nowhere with no food or water. Like can you fucking imagine going through that. You have no clue where you are, the sun is cooking you alive, you’re dehydrated and starving, and you’re on the fucking brink of death. And finally, finally your childhood best friend finds you and is dragging you on a makeshift gurney and you still have an audacity to make an “are we there yet” joke. And to top it all off, your best friend gets you to his truck and he gets bit by a fucking rattlesnake!!! What the fuck!!! Oh and then you get kidnapped by the same guy. Again. (I have serious beef with Malachi)

I send him memes or tik toks I find and he gets really confused because he's Old but it's okay I still love him

We've been together since September 2021 and got married on September 22nd last year

My favorite flowers are sunflowers so by extension they're also Henry's favorite

We own a couple horses and live in a small cabin with them, my cat Leo, and our dog

He's a great kisser :3

[soapiemomorphine]

GUYS GUYS GUYS I HAVE A 2012 TMNT AU 💞💞💞💞

Warning; long text post up ahead

So it’s a yakuza au; based on the season after the defeat the triceratops or whatever

Contains: raph/Mona Lisa, dead splinter and dead Leonardo, Casey jones/donatello, morally grey turtles, them having depression for a lil while

Beware: this au is a lil angsty but I have the timeline in my head so it’s all good

When I say angsty I mean leo is dead 💀

(Don’t kill me pls)

So it begins to diverge from canon with leo dying in the final battle or sum

And the whole Space shenanigans shit is over they won and the saved the world but Mikey, Donnie, and raph are hella sad bc their fucking brother just died

Splinters will says sum ab wanting to be buried in Japan

And while they getting the body and proper Japanese burial in order I know nothing ab burials in other countries and shit( and if ur wondering why they haven’t buried him in Japan yet, they were kinda in the middle of an intergalactic war and the like)

Everything in nyc remind they of splinter and leo and they literally can’t take it

So when they have a funeral in Japan… they just stay there

Raph

You can’t get anything out of Raph other than anger; he ends you punching anyone who looks at him a lil too long or with pity

He’s so sad; and so mad as a result( he had his breakdown when he saw his brother dead and again when he buried him; those times were the hardest he ever cried)

Leo was supposed to be constant was supposed to always be there; the water to his fire; to calm him down and to round him out and he’s not here and he’s never been more miserable

While the hamato fam is staying in Japan he doesn’t stay in the house for long

He ends up fighting a lot of yakuza; not in a need to be a hero; but only to release all the emotional turmoil he feels

He can’t look at his brothers without feeling like a failure

Mona is trying to get him to talk to his family but to no avail

He ends up making enemies with the local yakuza Oop

And that’s how everything starts

But before we get into that….

Donatello

He goes into this deep depression after the funeral

After splinters death he threw himself into his work and technology to prove himself, he felt he needed to make sure that he never loses any member of his family ever again

But after Leo’s death he barely leaves his bed

I hc that donatello had the most body dysmorphia and internalized hatred due to being a sentient turtle; basically he’s rlly in his head all the time and has major self esteem issues

And they only get worse, bc even with him trying his hardest, with him barely takin any breaks in an effort not to lose anyone and he does? That absolutely kills him on the inside

He barely leaves the bed most days and his thought process is all; what’s the point? Everything I do fails anyway

Casey makes sure he eats and shit

With Casey’s help he’ll sometimes go to the park

And every once in a while they’ll have a family hamato dinner( I forgor to mention earlier that at this point Casey, Donnie, Mona, Raph, and Mikey all live in the same house; but they hardly see each other)(April gets her own apartment and visits Mikey daily)

And during one dinner….

Mikey

He deals with his grief the healthiest; he tries to spend his days doing things, like water plants, feed stray animals, eats lunch with April, learns to cook Japanese food,

He still cries himself to sleep

He makes friends like how he usually does

He helps April get a job at a convenience store

He help mutaanimals get jobs and all

He helps the neighborhood with any problems

He’s spends all his days outside bc his house feels so empty and even though he makes dinner for everyone he never sees them eating it; or even if they do eat

He visits Leo’s and Splinter’s joint shrine daily; he cleans them and keeps them well kept ( I have no idea how Japanese shrines work 😭, but Mikey does and he takes care of them with the rice and the incense and all)

He tells them about his day and his feelings

He gets a therapist along with April

His therapist suggests a family meeting

And the first family meeting is held in total silence

Mikey keeps on trying to make conversation

And raph gets all snippy; probably says something like, “ why do you even care? It’s not like Leo’s death is affecting you anyways” bc he’s a dumbass and emotionally constipated

And Mikey just snaps

He explains how he really feels, how much Leo’s death affected him

But then he says, “ but the worst part, is that I didn’t only lose Leo. I lost my whole family”

And he storms out leaving Donnie and raph in shock and to stew in their guilt bc they haven’t even talked to their youngest brother, of course he’s hurt and the only one who ever tried to ask how he felt is gone now and they’ve been terrible brothers and-

AND THIS IS PART ONE OF MY YAKUZA AU :)))

look for the 2012 tmnt yakuza au in my tumblr to read the rest

I promise the rest is ab how they actually become a part of the yakuza

(Spoiler: the head is someone you wouldn’t (maybe you would) expect)

-next-

[particular-one]

Hi ☺️ can i pls get a match up for twst, genshin and haikyuu?

Hmm...for name, I'll go with 🐰 anon! I'll probably write to you from now using this emoji so be prepared for it hehe

she/her, prefers male results and my mbti is ✨️enfp✨️ (but you probs already guess that LOL)

Hmmm, im a bit shy at first (i got that typical rbf + im super tall so everyone is scared of me at first!) But once i warm up, im really just a big puppy hehe, super affectionate and loving, very caring and of course well mannered. I have a high standard for myself, and while i baby others, im really harsh with myself 😅 i try to get along well with everybody i meet but if i cant then ill just ignore them. If i tease someone then it's out of love hahaha. (Enemies to lovers who 👀 jkjk lol) I'm mature but sometimes a little playful when the mood allows for it but i definitely know when to be serious. Oh man, i really did ramble about myself hahaha, i hope you made it through that 😂

Hobbies: i like anything! My friends always call me up to hang out and i never say no. If theres something i really love though.....eating? Hahaha

In a romantic partner: loyalty!!!!!! I don't want to play guessing games on if they love me or not (omg suffering bc this prob eliminates all my problematic pretty faves LMAO). A little cat and mouse game is okay but at the end of the day, i give my whole heart to my lover so i want to trust that they'll take care of it without hurting me. I'm a biiiiit of an overthinker (read:runner) so someone who can hold it down for me when my ass starts acting up would be ideal. Im always taking care of others so i want someone who can dote on me! (Ummm say you want the princess treatment without saying you want the princess treatment much?? LOL) I'm also a big people pleaser and a pushover so someone who can remind me to not overwork myself, and maybe help put my foot down or stand up for me when im having trouble doing so would be really really....really nice 👉👈

Love languages: I'd like to receive acts of service! And as for giving.....i give all 😭 my leo placements make me treat my lover like royalty! I do want the princess treatment but it's only because I treat my man like a king 😤 (i hope that connotation wasn't overly suggestive, i promise that wasnt my intention hahaha) as for deal breakers: lying and cheating- that is a NO!!!

Thank you for reading this whole thing and thank you for doing this💕❣️

-your brand new 🐰 anon hehe

hello 🐰 anon!! thanks for being the first matchup request <3 and i look forward to doing more future requests for you! hope you like your matchups! :]

TWISTED WONDERLAND ---- MALLEUS DRACONIA

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ malleus is used to being the only being that everyone in nrc is scared of, so seeing that you experience the same thing when meeting new people oddly puts him at ease that he isn't alone. though it took a while before the both of you would start conversing because malleus is unsure on how to approach you without scaring you like all the others, he really cherishes your relationship with him. he enjoys conversing with you, especially since your caring and affectionate attitude makes him feel a little less lonely. he also gets flustered when you tease him, unsure how else to respond! as a partner, malleus is very loyal to you. though it majorly stems from the fact that he does not like being left alone, he will sometimes follow you around silently as you do your activities, constantly checking up on you if you're alright. he also likes to impress you so he does his best to cook your favorite food, since you like eating! it's only a good thing he didn't enlist lilia's help for this. when he sees you burdening yourself again with even more work late at night, he stays up with you as company. there are even times where he offers to help you with it - if there was something he could do to help, he would jump on it so that he could see you just a tad bit more relaxed. malleus sometimes brings you out on late night walks when you're getting stressed with your work for some fresh air and relax for a bit with him.

GENSHIN IMPACT ---- THOMA

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ thoma is the classic golden retriever, and your personality perfectly parallels with his! hence, he really likes spending time with you - at least, with the free time that he has. he's also big on compliments, so expect tons of praise from thoma! he's helped around with a bunch of tasks and activities with you by his side, so he knows exactly how you work, and admires just how hard you work. he wants to be just like that, if he were being honest. when the both of you are working on something together, you're honestly unstoppable - like ... literally. none of you would probably halt on working until you get things done, which just shows how well you work with one another. as a partner, thoma is, as mentioned, exactly like a golden retriever. he would drop anything he's doing to help you out when he can, and he even would go to lengths to make sure you're as happy as possible! he notices just how much you help others and constantly reminds you that you can rely on him (like a rock) if you needed anything. thoma is honestly a really romantic guy and likes to surprise you by pulling out all the stops (via his connections) to create surprises for you, like a quick dinner date that he cooked up! he's at his happiest when he sees you happily eating the food he cooked for you, he's sappy like that. oh! and he also brings you flowers and bought small items that reminded him of you.

HAIKYUU!! ---- OIKAWA TOORU

⋆｡ﾟ☁︎｡⋆｡ ﾟ☾ ﾟ｡⋆ oikawa was rather an unorthodox choice, considering how your personalities, at first glance, might clash. he wouldn't admit it, but oikawa was genuinely scared when he met you for the first time, your consistent rbf and height being plausible factors why. still, he was drawn to how you constantly helped everyone around you, and to his intrigue, he actually found some similarities between the both of you! the both of you get into teasing matches with no clear winner. though he did not get into a relationship with you immediately (read: oikawa was way too stubborn and in denial), he wouldn't trade it for the world. as a partner, oikawa might seem like the type who would flaunt you simply in public, but he praises you a lot in private too. though he has a lot of female fans, rest assured oikawa only has his eyes for you. he's also your biggest defender and would get into arguments with others just to make sure you're alright. he can be pretty straight with you too, so if he sees that you aren't taking care of yourself, he'd be the one to take matters in his own hands and find a way to get you to stop overworking. as ironic as that may be considering he overworks as well, but you also get him to stop constantly overworking so it's a balance! oikawa never forgets to get you your favorite snack - even if it's late after practice.

[softtcurse]

can u please write something where Josie(sorry if I spelled her name wrong😭) where she is in high school, pls and thank you.

Years like these

“Breakfast is ready!” You called out to your entire household. It had been a long morning of trying to get two teenage boys out of bed and ready for their first day of freshman year of high school. Both of them had soccer try out, and although you had no doubt in your mind they would make their selective teams it didn’t mean the stress of trying to even get them there didn’t weigh on you.

Josie was starting her first day of senior year. Your sweet little baby was now a -7 year old lady and she was gorgeous as ever. You were too much nervous for her, she was very responsible and made sure to wake up an hour early to get herself ready as well as make sure to help you pack her brother’s lunches. You were more that capable of doing it, but she didn’t want you stressing out as you had walked into Leo and Luca’s rooms to wake them up for the 2nd time.

“Thank you mama” Josie placed a kiss on your cheeks, small amount of makeup graced her natural features and her hair was done up in a loose ponytail that she manages to style perfectly. Her outfit of choose was a simple long sleeve green shirt with and some flared jeans. Jose grabbed her plate and sat at her seat. “Where’s dad?”

“I think he’s trying to get your brothers to come down with all their things, you know how they are” You winked at her and she giggled. Jose loved her brothers dearly, but even she could admit that they were a handful, just like you always told her Urban was in your younger years.

“You excited for your first day? Last year too”

“Yeah! I already have my classes memorized so I don’t have to run all over the school”

Loud foot steps followed her words.

“Mom! Leo is being annoying again!”

“Shut the fuck up!”

“Leo!” Urban’s voiced boomed. There was silence from the bickering and then laughs followed for your twins. They came into view with their father behind them. Their duffel bags slung over their shoulders that held their cleats, and their soccer outfits to try out in.

“My babies” You cooed at them. A spitting image of their father right down to the eyes. “Look at you two being my freshmens!” They smiled at you and leaned down to place a kiss on your cheeks. They practically towered over you already and they were only 15.

“Mooom please don’t cry” Leo begged you, eyeing the food that you had made for them. They always loved your cooking. Often for sleep overs they would eat before they went to their friend’s house because they preferred your cooking.

Luca rubbed your arm and walked over to steal a piece of bacon from his plate,then grabbing it and taking his seat. Munching on the smoky apple wood treat. “I can’t help it, Urban look at all my babies” You sniffled. Urban laughed and shook his head.

“Eat up guys, moms going to want to take a picture after breakfast is over” Something you did every year, only this year it would be your last with Josie in the picture.

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“Alright boys! Have a good day at school, I’ll pick you up a quarter to 5!” Urban yelled as his twins practically ran to the school. They shouted back their goodbyes to their dad and waved. Josie was still in the passenger seat. Urban had noticed she had been quiet on the car ride there. He didn’t pry too much in front of the boys.

“You okay Posie?” Urban watched as she toyed with the strap of her backpack. That was now on her lap.

“I’m scared daddy” She looked at him. Big glossy eyes that took Urban back to the time on her first day of Girl Scouts, and how scared she had been.

“I scared” She whimpered.

“I gonna be not so good” She sniffled. You wiped her eyes and shook your head. Urban raised his eyebrows and looked at her, not in anger but more so in confidence.

“Josephine Wyatt, look at me.” Urban said, moving his sunglasses up on his head.

Josie stared at him.

“You are the most smartest and hard working little girls I know, do you hear me? You worked so so hard to make sure to give all your love and attention to this little flower right here and look at it baby! It’s so pretty just like you and your mama” That earned him a smile from her. You smiled as well, he was such a good dad. You truly couldn’t ask for a better father for her.

Josie knew that if her daddy said it, then it must be true.

“I didn’t want to tell mom because she’s already so stressed with the twins but” She sniffled, and it only added to Urban’s crack in his heart. “It’s my last year and I go to college a few months after graduation, and I’m just so scared and overwhelmed.”

“Oh Josie”Urban wasted no time unbuckling his seatbelt and wrapping his arm around his daughter. Who held on to her dad like she would never see him again.

“It’s okay to be scared, there’s been so many times where I’ve been scared, where your moms been scared. There’s nothing wrong with that. But you’re the smartest girl I know. You’re so bright baby and you have a future ahead of you that everyone can see.” Urban rubbed her back. He’d breath stabilized and Urban’s eyes filled to the brim with tears of his own. She was not so much a little girl anymore.

“You’re turning 18 in a couple of months and that scares mom and I a lot” He confessed.

“Really?” Josie asked.

“Yes, because now the world is going to have its hands on you and even if we know you can take on its poison, that doesn’t mean we still don’t look at you and want to keep you in a bubble forever” Urban poked her side, earning a smile from her.

“Promise me you and mom will visit me when is go away?”

“We promise, you’ll see us in your dorm room more than your own roommate”

“Come on Josie!” Someone shouted form behind them. Mila Harlow waving her hands. Josie’s bestfriend had a wide smile on her face. Jack’s car in the back waiting for both girls to get in the school safety, much like Urban was going to do as well.

“Hi uncle Urban!”

Urban laughed and waved at her. “Hi Angel! You excited it!”

“Hell yeah!” Mila shouted back, Josie giggling and pressing a kiss to Urban’s cheek before gathering her stuff and getting out the car.

“Mila!” Urban heard Jack scold softly.

“Love you dad!” Josie yelled and blew him a kiss, Mila’s arm grabbing Josie’s.

“Love you too Posie”

Urban watched as they both disappeared through the school doors.

Watching Jack roll down his window a little bit further down. He saw the man’s equally tear stained eyes staring back at him.

“You too huh?” Urban commented.

“Oh you have no idea man”

[toothlesshat]

*Starts throwing random currency at you.* Here take everything just please write some Casey and Leo family fluff, because I need that in my life.

Of course anon! Pls accept this short fic 🥰

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“So,” Casey frowns at the plate in front of him, resisting the urge to poke at it, “this is a cookie?”

Leo snorts, taking a seat next to him at the table and pulling the freshly baked cookies towards him. They just came out of the oven according to Mikey before he ran out the kitchen to alert the rest of the family.

“A chocolate chip cookie, to be precise, my dear Casey,” he passes over two empty glasses and pulls a carton of milk seemingly out of nowhere, probably for dramatic effect to impress the younger teen. He’s kind of dorky that way. “Mikey’s been working on perfecting this recipe for months, something about getting the shape and look right, I dunno. Tastes like chocolate to me.”

The explanation leaves Casey a little more confused than before, he didn’t know baking was so complicated. He knew that Master Michelangelo had a knack for cooking and baking before life went to hell in his timeline, but he never imagined he’d actually get to try his food. He wasn’t kidding when he said all he’s really eaten before is rats. The fanciest thing he’s ever tried before this was some canned food they found in an abandoned house- oh, and that pizza after the invasion. That’s all though.

Leo pours the milk into the glasses, adding a little less to Casey’s cup out of caution. After all, who’s to say what his body can’t and can’t endure after a lifetime of malnutrition and just plain suckiness?

“I’ve never even had chocolate before,” Casey suddenly murmurs, still not taking a cookie to claim as his own.

Leo peeks up at him, and an immediate wave of overwhelming sympathy washes over the turtle. He can honestly tell why his older self took to the kid like he did, Casey is hard not to love. He’d like to give him the whole world if he could, which is a funny feeling to have about someone you haven’t even known for a full year yet. But it’s true, Casey is someone he wants to protect with his life and give all the things he could never have before. He wants Casey to be happy, and damnit, if he’s so lucky that can give him that happiness, then he’s prepared to abuse that privilege tenfold.

“Yeah?” He asks with a lazy, snarky tone, one that covers up all the bursting emotions in his chest, “well there’s a first time for everything! But, a word of advice?” He slides the plate back over in front of the boy, “eat them while they’re hot.”

Casey gives him a small smile, and finally pulls one off the plate. There’s no more than a few seconds of hesitation before he takes a bite- a small one, he doesn’t know why he’s weirdly nervous about the whole thing, but new stuff is scary, right? He’s glad he did though, because his whole mouth erupts with the addicting, sickly sweet flavors of chocolate and vanilla, warm and delicious.

“This is incredible!” He exclaims, sending a few crumbs flying on the table, but Leo pays it no mind. He just watches in amusement as Casey shoves the rest of the treat in his mouth like a starving man.

“Told ya!” He chuckles, plucking a cookie for himself. If he doesn’t, Casey might just eat his way through the whole batch. “Stick with me, Junior, and we’ll eat our way through this crazy city within the week!”

The idea of it makes Casey smile, but he’s immediately caught on Leo’s offer. He’s been connected at the turtle’s hip ever since they saved the world together, but he’s never really acknowledged it before.

“Leo, do you really mean that?” He asks slowly, a little less confidently, “you want me to stick with you?”

Leo gives him a curious look, chewing his cookie through and swallowing quickly. “Yeah, obviously. You’re our brother now, Case, and we stick together.” He holds out his hand in a closed fist, “cool?”

Casey smiles, and bumps their firsts together. “Cool,” he nods, then adds, “thank you, Leo.”

“No problem,” Leo waves him off, but it doesn’t even remotely reflect what he’s feeling inside. Warm, fuzzy feelings that he only gets around his family, and Casey fits right in. He hands him another cookie from the pile, “now let’s eat as many of these as we can, I can hear Raph and Donnie down the hall!”

[chasingpj]

omg what would Leo be like with a pregnant s/o

ahh i'm getting so many domestic leo asks, and i freaking love it.

he's so excited when you tell him that you're pregnant. like jumping off the walls, probably bursts into a ball of fire as he's asking you for the 100th time if you're serious.

he makes sure he comes with you to every appointment and always asks if you're okay.

when you start showing, he loves rubbing your belly and laying on your lap so he can talk to the baby.

when it's time for furniture shopping, he insists that there is no reason to buy a crib. it's just like a "babe, i got it. send me your Pinterest board for the nursery, and you don't have to worry about it again." 😌

honestly, he's a keeper. too perfect.

he surprises you with the nursery, and your pregnancy hormones make you sob.

he thought you hated it and his first reaction was like, "haha, just kidding. i'm still working on it. pls stop crying 😭"

it isn't until you explain choppily through your sobs that you loved it and that it was more than you expected

he takes a lot of pride in that nursery

there are many late nights where you and leo lay side by side talking about baby names, fantasizing about your life after the baby comes.

a common conversation topic is leo telling you about his worries

he really stresses out about not being a good dad

and you always reassure him that he will be the best dad in the world

he's so much of a great cook that you crave his food

he's always down to make what you want, and he even gets creative when you tell him your cravings

he's panicked on the day your water breaks

like more nervous and freaked out than you are

honestly debating if he passes out at some point... i think it can go both ways

he makes sure he's by your side the entire time

if you want him to hold your hand or rub your back, he will

if you need him to just sit beside you and talk, he will do that

he's probably really good at it too

i can imagine you're having awful contractions, and you ask him to tell you a story

and he tells you the most outrageous story ever, and you thought he was just making it up

and then you found out it actually happened to him

having contractions and laughing was not a good idea, but at least you were entertained

finally seeing him with his baby was the sweetest sight you laid eyes on

you were groggy from your nap; your vision barely adjusted when you noticed Leo in the chair against the wall

he's cradling the baby, eyes look down at the child with such delight and wonder as he whispers sweet nothings to them

you wish you could have photographed the moment to keep forever

[getofy]

bakugo as your boyfriend would include...

request: what would dating bakugo be like?

gn!reader (but there are slight fem themes if you squint); fluff; headcanons; no spoilers

character: bakugo katsuki

a/n: this goes out to my one & only <333. ilysm deku kinnie pls enjoy! also, @ bakugo simps i hope this feeds u well. he’s sm fun to write for. headcanons + a short playlist are under the cut.

*ty to my bakugo kinnie/simp friend for helping me write this. i appreciate u. A LOT of these ideas r hers!!

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FALLING IN LOVE WITH HIM SOUNDS LIKE:

01. TEENAGE DIRTBAG by WHEATUS

02. GUTTER GIRL by HFHW

03. BOYFREN by LOVE LEO

04. IN TOO DEEP by SUM 41

05. TOUNGES by THE FRIGHTS

06. R U MINE? by ARCTIC MONKEYS

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katsuki is a very emotional person. he feels incredibly deep and profound things, but has trouble expressing it in a healthy manner. this being so, him as your s/o would consist of a lot of subtle displays of affection! such as...

-> SHOWING YOU HOW TO DO STUFF:

he’ll teach you small things about his hobbies. will 100% show you how to play the drums, mountain climb, etc.

literally you learn so much with him it’s insane. he claims it’s because he couldn’t stand dating an incapable person, but in reality it’s just because he likes feeling useful/needed HAHA.

-> TOUCHING YOU:

this man is lowkey super clingy...so he will always find a way to be physically close to you.

a BIG fan of putting his arm around your shoulder fs. don’t mention it to him though because he’ll IMMEDIATELY stop doing it.

-> LETTING YOU SIT ON HIS LAP:

if you’re comfortable with it, he’d adore it if you sat on his lap!! like fr if you walked up to him when he was lounging on the couch and did it this is how it would go...

“what’re you doing?”

“sitting down, why?”

he just stares and then grunts before going back to whatever he was doing

don’t let his indifference fool you, he is very pleased.

probably looked up at the ceiling and thought about it for an hour once you left

he thinks about you a lot

-> ALWAYS COOKING FOR YOU:

he pretends like it’s a nuisance, but it genuinely makes his day when you eat the stuff he prepares. literally if you’re hungry just ask him to make you smth and he’ll do it. he actually gets angry if you decide to cook without him.

one time, katsuki seemed really tired because of training and school. so you tried to make something for the both of you guys to enjoy together. it uh...didn’t go well...

“what are you doing?!”

“cutting vegetables...”

“no. you’re doing it all wrong. give me the knife.”

“excuse me??”

“GIVE ME THE KNIFE.”

you ended up giving him the knife

the meal was great!?? but he scolded you for like 30 minutes after PLS.

-> SHOWING YOU OFF:

he’s proud that you’re his s/o, so of course he’s gonna brag about you to EVERYONE.

it’s not overbearing or in an annoying way either. it’s moreso him talking about your accomplishments and stuff like that.

he literally only shows you off for his own benefit. NEEDS everyone to know how cool you and him both are.

it’s an ego thing.

i take back what i said abt it not being annoying. it’s a nuisance to everyone who ain’t you.

-> SITTING NEXT TO YOU:

like i said before, he needs to be close to you at all times. sooo he always sits next to you. no questions asked.

expect to see a pouting, petty katsuki if you decide to sit next to somebody that isn’t him.

“are you seriously mad that i sat next to deku and not you on the bus?!”

“‘COURSE IM MAD.”

“you’re impossible.”

“HUH??????”

-> LETTING YOU WEAR HIS CLOTHES:

PRACTICALLY CHUCKS HIS SHIRTS AND HOODIES AT YOU. LITERALLY JUST- PELTS YOU WITH HIS CLOTHES UNTIL YOU PUT THEM ON.

you took his hoodie without asking ONE TIME and now he’s hooked on seeing you in his clothing.

he’ll always pretend like he’s doing you a favor though.

gotta love how annoying he is! 

-> GIFT GIVING

i wouldn’t go as far to say that gift giving is his love language, but he’ll buy things that you bring up in causal conversation a whole lot.

he just kinda bashfully shoves the gift in your hands and watches as you fawn over it.

“awww! how’d you know??”

“you wouldn’t shut up about it.”

he loves seeing your pleased expression!! +100 boost to katsuki’s confidence.

-> HELPING YOU WITH ACADEMICS:

we ALL know how smart this man is.

he will 100% help you study for school if you’re struggling!

don’t expect him to go easy on you though.

if anything, he’ll probably be harder on you because he really wants to see you succeed.

he basically carries you through math

-> KNOWING MUNDANE FACTS ABOUT YOU:

i can see him knowing EVERYTHING about you. your birthday, your morning routine, your favorite snacks, your favorite songs, etc.

it doesn’t take a lot for him to remember this stuff either???

like, he thinks you’re unforgettable, so he just knows

-> WANTING TO IMPRESS YOU:

he wants you to know how cool he is so bad it’s laughable.

he’ll show off during training exercises FOR SUREEEE

bakusquad teases him abt it when he does lol they ALLL know how whipped he is for you

kirishima: wow, you’re really into it today bakugo!

denki: well (y/n) IS watching

bakugo: SHUT UP.

MISC HEADCANONS!

-> you enable him so much...like way too much. please get on that. someone needs to hold this stupid man accountable. he probably likes it when you scold him despite his protests so don’t be afraid to tell him off baby.

-> your approval makes his heart go $$/!/?!!!error??77776. like, even before you two started dating, he would ALWAYS feel flustered whenever you would compliment his outfits, fighting style, etc. now that you guys are dating, he still feels extremely dazed when you dote on him.

he’ll probably act super cocky about it though

“ ‘course i look good, idiot.” 

he’s trying his best to suppress the stupid smile trying to take over his face. eventually, he lets it out, and tbh everyone in 1A knows that it’s because of smth cheesy you told him.

he is SUCH a softie for you it HURTTSSSS GAHHHH!!

-> katsuki is a very protective boyfriend.

this goes for everything, but especially applies during intense situations.

will literally lay his life down for you without thinking twice about it. don’t fight me on this. it’s canon.

if you’re going on a dangerous mission, you BEST believe this man is tagging along with you.

if for some reason he can’t go, he’ll make it a point to stay up way past his bed time waiting for you to come back.

when katsuki chooses you over sleep just know that you’ve won at life.

he doesn’t see you as inferior in any way. he knows you can handle yourself, but he really wants to keep you safe bc if something bad happened to the love of his life he would be in shambles.

on a lighter note, if mineta bugs you, he’ll absolutely wreck him. will literally punt that grape boy into the next stratosphere.

also!! he’s not the type to care about what you wear. if you’re wearing smth a bit more revealing, the most he’ll say is that you look hot. literally is so unbothered.

he trusts you a lot so it’s like 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

protective ≠ possessive

-> dates w/ him are super all over the place! one weekend, you guys will just chill in his dorm and the next he’ll be laughing maniacally as he chases you down during an intense round of laser tag.

-> he’s big fan of competition, so he’ll turn everything into one.

let him win.

-> his hands are really sensitive because of his quirk, so if you kissed them he’d turn to mush.

im literally begging you to touch this man. help him. he is so touch-starved it’s not funny.

-> he runs hot so cuddles w him are so nice and comforting :(. will pull you in close and tight and NEVER let go.

in short, while dating katsuki definitely comes with it’s quirks, it’s a beautiful relationship. he respects you endlessly and will do anything to ensure your happiness. treat him right and he’ll do the same!!

have fun dating explosion boy!

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[moxfirefly]

Ive come to annoy you and ask for embarrising headcannons of the turtle boys mwhaha

Pfffffft please, ask away as much as you like my friend.

So let’s see, embarrassing hc’s with the lads?

• Class A klutz right here, for a ninja he really do be tripping and breaking shit pretty easily

• it’s why Raph had the top bunk, Mikey would just straight up roll off and fall in the middle of the night

• MUST be surperviced while in Donnie’s lab

• (this is a rick and morty joke I love but I can so see it happening) says Granite instead of GranTED

• “wow we really can’t take life for granite”

• cue Donnie looking into the camera like in The Office

• has definitely rubbed his eyes after chopping up jalapeños

• at least four times... (it’s happened to me... 😬)

• spontaneous boners at the worst times

• thinks nobody is gonna find his nudey mags under the mattress

• guess what: everyone has, Mikey please

• gets caught wanking off the most

• nervous farter™️

• oh boy does this precious boy get stuck places

• hallways, windows, vents, a bathroom stall

• him big™️

• knocks stuff over

• knows his strengh buuuuut has had incidents, namely made Mikey cry once or twice, felt AWFUL

• when that growth spurt hit did it hit my man

• def clogged the toilet one too many times (mikey’s chili is not to be trifled with my god)

• does not want to watch Disney movies...he will cry 🥺 hates to cry in front of anybody (honestly Raph is baby)

• still has his baby blanket

• yes still sleeps with it especially if he sad™️

• once swallowed his toothpick

• he fights so much with Leo cause deep down that’s his role model and he wants to be like him but he knows he’s too stubborn and Leo drives him up the wall too much for him to admit it

• wants to be the little spoon lowkey 🥺

• cried during his first tattoo and “no Donnie nobody will believe you”

• angry cryer™️

• hi he’s needy

• I’m serious, he hates to even fathom it but he is Needy™️

• he loves being babied

• used to ask for extra hugs and kisses when he was little

• was afraid of the dark

• the “dad can I sleep with you tonight?” Kid

• will not even boil water correctly, not the family cook nope nope

• drools when he’s k.o’d in bed

• prefers to read smut instead of watch it, has some spicy romance novels hidden away, prays nobody finds it

• high key admires himself, randomly will flex while looking at himself in the mirror gets all shy when he’s caught

• nervous puker™️

• nervous talker™️

• seriously he rambles on when he’s high key nervous

• the high pitch screamer when scared

• if he makes it to bed, needs to hold something to sleep. Probs has a body pillow, boy dreams about falling a sleep on titties

• accidentally left some x rated stuff on one of the monitors while explaining something about surveillance footage, Leo cleared his throat like 9 times

• speaking off, pls knock before entering the lab, please please knock 🤦‍♀️

• once ate coffee grounds while working on a a project, he was close to a breakthrough ok

• grumpy grump in the morning will be found scratching his butt while the coffee brews

• sings in the shower

• once had a sexy dream with April, couldn’t look her in the eye for a week

[fruitcoops]

Okay, but hear me out. Cap cuddles become what everyone is OBSESSED WITH like since Finn hasn’t shut up about them, everyone now wants em. Sirius very rarely gives them out, but if u receive them they live up to the hype. So could u maybe write another part to the cap cuddles pls 😊😊

Anon 1: If you have time, I would love to see some platonic/brotherly cuddles between Lo and Cap! Their relationship just makes me smile🥰

Anon 2: wait wait wait... we've had finn & cap cuddles... what about some loops & lelo cuddles? bonus points if remus and sirius are cuddling later and something leads to remus saying "yes but now I want /two/ of you"

Prompt 16 (as requested by 4 people): “What’re you all pouty about?”

The Cap-Cuddles-verse has grown! Sweater Weather credit goes to @lumosinlove, of course!

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Nado rolled up his towel and smacked Logan on the ass with it as he passed. “What’s with the lip, Tremzy?”

“Quoi?”

“What’re you all pouty about? You look like someone just took your ice cream away.”

Logan’s frown deepened as he looked into the hotel common space. “Finn won’t stop talking about Cap cuddles.”

“And…you’re jealous?”

“Yes! I want Cap cuddles!”

“Not happening, Tremz!” Sirius called without moving the brim of his cap from over his eyes. “Your boyfriend drooled on me. Tes privileges sont révoqué, souviens?”

“It’s not my fault!” Logan protested, walking out and perching on the arm of Leo’s chair. “I’m basically your brother, give me my privileges back!”

“He’s been whining for days,” Leo muttered as he wound an arm around Logan’s waist and continued scrolling through Instagram. “Finn waxes poetic every night. I’m going to kill them both. Help me, Obi Wan Cap-nobi, you’re my only fuckin’ hope.”

Sirius sighed heavily; after a moment of silence, he opened his arms up. “Viens ici, Lo. I hope you know this is for Leo’s sake and Leo’s sake o—oof.”

Logan practically threw himself onto the couch, scrambling to shove his arms under Sirius’ back and nestling his head beneath his chin. “Oh, this is nice.”

“That’s what Finn said.”

“Keep talking.”

“Hmm?”

“You’re all rumbly when you talk and it feels amazing.” Logan pressed his cheek against Sirius’ soft tshirt and closed his eyes. “I’m never leaving.”

“Yes, you are.” He cracked one eye open and saw Remus standing over him, looking amused. “Up, Tremzy, it’s my turn.”

“I just got here!”

“Fiancé privileges. You have two whole boyfriends to snuggle you.”

“You can have them for the afternoon,” Logan mumbled as he shut his eyes again. “They won’t mind.”

“You’re selling me out?” Leo gasped.

“Nice try,” Remus laughed at the same time. A few seconds later, two arms wrapped around his chest and began hauling off of Sirius; when he tightened his grip, Remus began shaking him lightly.

“I’m gonna get whiplash!” Logan shrieked, though he maintained his hold. Sirius braced against the back of the couch, but the fabric was too smooth—with a thud, both of them slid off and hit the floor in a heap.

A foot nudged him gently in the ribs. “Up you go, Lo. If you ask nicely, Knutty might let you back into his chair.”

II

The assistant coach was hilariously underprepared to deal with the Lions. He fumbled practice times, mixed up names, and dismissed superstitions until ninety percent of the team was ready to throttle him.

Then he assigned bus seats and hotel rooms, and that percentage increased sharply.

Finn glowered at him in the rearview mirror from the front of the bus as Logan and Leo tossed balled-up notes back and forth across the aisles dividing them. Remus winced each time his head smacked against the window and finally grabbed one of the many duffel bags that shared his seat, cramming it between him and the glass as a makeshift pillow. Olli, who was been smushed into the very back with Kuny, grimaced whenever his knees hit his chest as they went over bumps.

One pairing, however, seemed perfectly content. Sirius tapped messages out on his phone as Talker curled into his side, dozing on and off with both their jackets as a blanket. He murmured in his sleep once in a while and Sirius rubbed his shoulder until he quieted down, adjusting to make more space under his arm.

“Are they…together?” The assistant coach asked Moody under his breath, gesturing to the duo in utter confusion. “Arthur mentioned something about couples on the team before he went on sick leave.”

Moody pinched the bridge of his nose. “You fucking idiot, no wonder none of them like you.”

III

“Bliz, you good?” Sirius asked as Kasey shivered in the cold air. Their Uber would be arriving soon, but it wasn’t fun standing in thirty degree weather without a coat when a storm was blowing in.

“Totally,” Kasey said, wrapping his arms around his torso and stamping his feet. “Fuck, it’s windy.”

“I’ll warm you up.” Kasey raised an eyebrow and Sirius rolled his eyes, holding the front of his coat open. “Not like that, asshole. Come here, you’re making me cold just watching you.”

Kasey shuffled over and cuddled up into Sirius’ warmth; his shuddering subsided as soon as Sirius wrapped his arm around his shoulders and pressed him in closer. “Shit, dude, this is awesome,” Kasey laughed, leaning his head on Sirius’ chest. “I get Cap cuddles just for being cold?”

“You get Cap cuddles because we need you for the game tomorrow,” Sirius grumbled. There was a beat of quiet. “Fine. Yes, you get Cap cuddles because you’re cold. Don’t tell anyone”

Kasey fist pumped and closed his eyes, feeling an edge of drowsiness creep in. “Nat’s going to be so jealous.”

“What did I just say?”

IV

Contrary to popular opinion, Cap cuddles go both ways, but only two people have had the privilege of cuddling Sirius Black. Remus is the obvious one, of course—it’s a common sight to see him reading as Sirius’ dozes on his chest or settles between his thighs with his phone.

James, however, has clocked nearly as many hours as Remus over the course of six years of friendship. He’s broad enough that Sirius can lay comfortably across his front without squishing him, and he radiates warmth like a favorite blanket. He hums when he cuddles people, little tunes and fragments of songs as he traces wide circles on their back with his palm.

If there was a race between Harry and Sirius for who falls asleep faster when James cuddles them, it would be the competition of the century.

Remus has come home from running errands to find them curled up together more times than he can count; when Lily bought the couch for the house, she specifically found one long enough for them both to fit. It’s useless to try and dissuade them from cuddling, and there’s no reason to in the first place.  Both James and Sirius are perfectly contented when they’re passed out cold together in a tangle of limbs.

V: Bonus

“Scoot over, baby,” Remus yawned as he slid under the sheets. Sirius obliged, creating a few extra inches of space before setting his phone on the nightstand and wrapping an arm over Remus’ waist to pull him close.

“It’s good to be home,” Sirius muttered, kissing the base of his neck. “I missed you.”

“Missed you, too. Coach will be back Monday, thankfully.”

“Talker is amazing and all, but I hate not sharing a room with you.” They laid there in silence for a few heartbeats. “Why are you moving so much?”

“Hmm?”

“You keep shifting around. Are you cold?”

Remus sighed through his nose. “I want two of you.”

“What?” Sirius propped himself up on his elbow and stared down at Remus. “Re, I thought we agreed that we didn’t want an open—”

“No, no, not like that,” Remus said quickly, rolling onto his back. “I love and adore you, and I only want you. It’s just—you know how I shared a room with Leo and Logan because what’s-his-face is an idiot and didn’t do his research?”

“Yes. He thought Talker and I were a couple.”

“Right. Anyway, we were watching shitty cooking shows on my bed and we huddled up to fit since twin beds are crazy small and I got kinda sandwiched?” Remus cocked his head to the side, looking confused at his own memory. “And it was nice? Like, really nice? I dunno, I was super warm and kind of compressed.”

Sirius took a moment to let that sink in. “Do you…want me to grab you a pillow or something so you can cuddle it?”

Remus shook his head. “Not really, you’re perfect. It was just strange. I didn’t think I’d like it.”

“So we’re good?”

In lieu of a verbal answer, Remus tugged him down by the front of his sleep shirt and kissed him gently. “You’re the best, my love,” he said between kisses. “No matter what, you’re always my favorite.”

Sirius smiled into his lips. “Good to know.”