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The struggle of needing to search for Tech's name to confirm if a fic is tagged for him because he's actually IN it, or was mentioned and is just dead.
Tech's S3 plot resolution is a crime against me personally.
#star wars#spoilers#the bad batch#tbb tech#look I'm not gonna police#how people tag but I am#for sure gonna fucking judge it#that was not a meaningful death#sorry it just wasn't#this is the hill on which I will#obliterate all who attempt to oppose me
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Just came up with the concept that elves have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is a goblin.
Then I came up with the better concept that goblins have a larval growth cycle and their larval stage is an elf.
#Look goblins and elves are exactly the same fantasy creature#it's just a matter of whether you're being mean about them or not#“I live in the moment while taking only what I need from nature and sit above the mundane trivialities of your fleeting society”#“I do whatever the hell i want I'm gonna eat a beetle fuck the police”#see?#same creature
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one orrrr
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#not a perfect return to posting art#but fuck if my pettiness isn't a great driving force#lol about what snack??#some ole bullshit i saw on the whassit... insta or twitter#one of those two where “FaNs” go to pretend they got no fucking manners#oOoOh you're a this that whatever artist because look you draw like this one OoOoh#fuck outa here#literally I'm gonna post going through my whole goddamn style rolodex#also?#personal art style is not as big a deal as some of these new/young artists think it is#like maybe in commercial or children's book illustration#since they look for a specific vibe#and you're doing yourself an artistic disservice by focusing so much on “creating a personal style”#and this weird fucking self-imposed boundary of like appreciating how an artist renders this or that aspect of their drawing#because they think the plagiarism police are gonna SWAT them#like... it's pretty and you like it bcoz it speaks to you so#fucking just#try it out#try out that type of line weight#try out that color palette#try out that way of lighting a person or a scene#try it#listen everyone is out here being an aesthetic frankenstein's monster#the minute you try out xyz in your art it becomes “your style” because how you interpret it replicate it will be#influenced (altered you could say) by how you draw#unless your ass getting paid to draw on model or your art lead's style or you wanna get on a show/game so you're cobbling a quick portfolio#but that's not this#also lol next mutation still got fans#my childhood nostalgia says hello#tw eyestrain
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noir max noir max noir max noir max my tablet screen stopped working so here's all these and an unfinished sketch page. plus a western au max from the disc (if u see this lmk and i'll @ u)
#sam and max the devil's playhouse#sam and max#sam and max freelance police#sam and max freelance husbands#my art#sam & max#sam and max tdph spoilers#tagging juuuuuust in case but not really#im kissing the creator of noir max au right on the lips#i dont remember who you are but im obsessed thanks#funny story i started out drawing these guys exceedingly on-model#so much so some friends said it looked like official art#but it didn't really feel like my style so i added fluff#and then i was like. hm. fluff doesnt fit them very well does it? what if i made the fluff kinda pointier?#anyway i also have more animaniacs/yax wips in my thingy im gonna finish don't you dare thing i'm done with them#they're mysilly babies.#these guys are my freakish old men
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Meiji: Why would I sit on a chair/the couch when my girlfriend's lap is literally RIGHT THERE
#the two of us#yeah my resolution of waiting for all the episodes to come out to watch all in one go lasted all of 2 days lmao#but I had a family gathering and I needed smth short-ish to watch that would give me an excuse to go into a corner and avoid everyone#and when I saw that there was literally no content on episode 4 (aka THE FLUFFIEST FLUFF THAT EVER FLUFFED)#(although the fact that they probably gave us all that because in the next episode we will Suffer was not lost on me laughcry)#I decided to go ahead and make this post that had been in my head for a while#because I absolutely love this#by far my favourite recurring thing they do nawwwwww#(let's not talk about the fact that I didn't even need to rewatch the whole thing just to search for these instances#because I knew exactly which ones they were lolllll)#anyways they have absolutely NO RIGHT to be this sickeningly adorable I'm gonna call the police#they have completely taken over my life like I used to be a normal person with a semi-decent sleep schedule and now look at me#not a single regret though#shitty screencap posts (TM)
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i watched the original x-men movies when they first came out, but never bothered to watch the prequel/reboot movies. just randomly decided to watch first class and was reminded what i've always felt my whole life: *whispers* magneto was right
#charles was so self-righteous and annoying lmao#he was a rich intellectual with a need for control#erik TRULY knew suffering#how are you gonna attempt to police somebody who has lived through the horrors he has lived through?#how are you gonna try to reason away his extremely valid emotions? police how the oppressed should feel about their oppression?!#the man literally was in a concentration camp. he knew what othering and using people as political pawns looked like#the humans were clearly headed in that direction and PROVED it by attacking you the second you no longer served their purpose#professor x absolutely gives the judgy people who look down their nose at rioting or other violent forms of protest#that are in direct response to violence and discrimination against the oppressed#especially when you consider the lens that x-men was written to be a metaphor for black/jewish/queer people#people who society shunned simply for being born how they were born#so yeah i'm with magneto the humans gotta go ✌🏾😂#and while i'm at it? killmonger and malcolm x were right too. they were just intense about it. i said what i said lol#mine#not bts
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how many times do we gotta go over it man. thought crime isn't real. it's okay to feel whatever you're feeling. don't let anyone make you feel guilty for having some reflex reaction to stimuli in a way that is out of your control. the question isn't what you think or how you feel, but what you do. do you act upon those thoughts? do you harm others bc of your feelings? that's where you draw the line. keep it in your brain. vent it out in some personal way like a journal or a password locked blog. it's okay i promise
#saw a post abt sex repulsion that i mostly agreed with#until op said being disgusted by like. other people having sex is wrong#and like. i agree that if this is your knee jerk reaction you might need to look into it#but sometimes. it really is just disgust of the idea. like it's none of my business but i still find it unpleasant to see or think about#and as someone who feels guilty constantly abt everything. this is actually smth i don't feel guilty over#bc it's just an emotion and like i can't really help it. but also. I'm not hurting anyone by cringing on the inside#i don't think guilting people for feeling a negative emotion is gonna make them unlearn it i think you're just gonna make them feel awful -#- over a very normal human experience (aka. emotions). all this would lead to is ppl hating themselves for smth they can't help#it's not that deep i just got very mad at that phrasing lol esp bc it was aimed at teenagers#a group that is way more vulnerable to this sort of shit in part due to already experiencing emotions more intensely#tldr: don't do that shit man. encourage positive behavior not thought policing
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One of my favorite things about being in my early 20s is that I'm starting to understand that I can use things not for their intended purpose. When you're growing up, you get told what an object is and what its intended purpose is, and as a kid/teen, I just accepted all of it at face value. As a young adult it's finally clicking that I can simply do things a different way if it makes me happier. Sure, I was taught that you stand to take a shower, but there's nothing stopping me from just sitting if I don't feel like it, ya know? I might have always had my medication in the kitchen, but if I'm no longer remembering to take it, I can just move it somewhere where I can remember. You don't have to specifically store all food in the kitchen, you can have a little snack cart or snack station in another room.
The downside to finding out the various ways you can use objects is that you develop habits that would probably go on an r/relationships post where everyone says you're a little freak.
#simon says#i just developed a new habit (it's too tmi to put here) and I just know that it's some weird shit#it works and it makes me feel better so I'm gonna keep doing it#but it's some shit that would end up viral where everyone would go 'yo op you should break up with them thats weird' 😔#i was just thinking about this though because every week or so I learn that I can just do what I want#because there's no fucking object use police I can do what I want#i HIGHLY suggest getting into this habit. if you find something annoying or frustrating you can just do it differently#'I hate washing the dishes because my legs hurt from standing for so long' you can bring a chair and sit or you can break it up into chunks#like on the one hand I'm learning this because I have autism and a plethora of other mental disorders#and it's FINALLY clicking that I can self accommodate whenever and however I so please#I'm just sorta learning that if doing something makes me feel better/happy/gets the job done to do that thing#even if it requires using an object in an odd way#hell there's even some little things I've been playing with#for example: my whole life we sorta just lifted blinds only about halfway up#just sorta how we did it ya know#well recently I decided I wanted more natural light in the sunroom/my office so I wouldn't have to turn on the lamp#and I lifted the blinds all the way up to the very top#and honestly?? it fucking rules. the room looks nicer; i get natural light; i can see the forest out back and it's quite calming and nice#like for ages I just never thought about doing that because it just never occurred to me that I could#i just always put blinds about halfway up because that's about how high blinds do in my household#another little one I learned is that I can just... wash my hair#sometimes when I get too depressed or if my body doesn't need a shower but my hair is greasy#I just shove my head under the bathtub facet and wash my hair#it's just a small thing but for years if my hair needed to be washed I would just take a full shower#now I just fix my greasy hair. bc greasy hair is a huge ick for me but sometimes my body is still clean or im too tired to fully shower#like there's nothing stopping me from doing that and it doesn't hurt anyone. it's just a way of bathing that I wasn't taught#but yeah those are some recent examples of me learning I can just... do stuff differently#the free will is kicking in babes and it has decided I love finding ways to use things differently#it's why im doing a bg3 run where I just press loot all no matter what and use whatever I can in odd ways#anyways I might delete this later might not who knows
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idk if shady judge dude turns out to be a baddie for real but they can't have him nurse cute judge guy back to health in his sick ass mansion and expect me not to ship it just a lil bit,,,
#heli liveblogs#the devil judge#i'm at that stage where idk where the plot is even going#and if i'm gonna choke on my words later bc everything turns out differently#than it looks like to me rn#but anyway! so far they look very shippable to me#oh no wait! i wanted police officer!ji su to get the guy>:o#well why not both
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#yakuza#lost judgment#yagami takayuki#kuwana jin#lost judgment spoilers#spoilers#my favorite part about this set is that out of context it 100% looks like he's calling the cops#callin the thot police get him jammed up for blatantly flirting with his rival#yagami's face in the 5th one is so fucking funny#i'm not gonna start posting all my lj screens yet#because there are almost 2000 of them and i just haven't had time to sort them#but i've been thinking about this scene again and how fucking funny their relationship is#long post#wife tag
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saw an exclusionist post so here's a reminder
specifically in reference to transmasc lesbians and trying to draw lines in the sand on who can and can't claim the lesbian label, about how being a lesbian is exclusive of loving men, with someone referring to the people they're attempting to exclude as "fandom gremlin transmascs and neo-mogai crazies."
I don't have the spoons for a proper response but i do feel like i need to make something clear.
on this blog we support fucky genders, fandom gremlin transmascs, and neo-mogai crazies. reblog if u love ur fellow fandom gremlin and neo-mogai crazy queers.
#tw ableist language#tw exclusionism#byrd chirps#oh and if you have a problem with this then feel free to sound off in the notes so i can block you#there's a fucking trans genocide happening right now i will NOT tolerate exclusionary politics around good-faith identities#also why the fuck do the labels matter? we're all a bunch of filthy queer degenerates to the people that want us dead anyways!#if you police good faith identities you're a fucking fed and functionally conservative#and yeah if we wanna work together on something basic and/or general i can play nice with you#but there's no way in hell that i'm just gonna allow y'all into our spaces just so you can try and push me out!#if you're a lesbian and you don't want to date enby/genderqueer/multigender folk that's fine!#nobody is saying in good faith that you have to date us! do you realize who you sound like right now?#gee i wonder who else argues for pushing nonconforming people out of their spaces because they think we're predatory -#- and expect them to date us? i fucking wonder!#if you can't handle gender fuckery then don't make it my fucking problem! i'm not out here making it yours!#and no me existing and sharing labels with you is not 'making it your problem'#look you have the general lesbian space. we have the subset of genderqueer/transmasc lesbian space.#you cannot claim to be supportive of enben (including nb lesbians) if that support doesn't extend to genderqueer/multigender folks!#anyways rant over im not here to fucking argue about my right to self determination#that is specifically what i came to tumblr to AVOID.#not gonna link op because i don't wanna put them on blast just.#op if ur reading this. skedaddle. to the person i was following that put it on my dash. skedaddle.#to the person who they reblogged it from. skedaddle.#out. now. i am sweeping you off my front porch with a broom. you are not welcome on this blog#oh and the person who i'm quoting from the notes? that goes double for you. out.#inclusivity#intersectionality
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Okay, we're like
actually finally reading Seekers
(and by "reading" I mean listening to the Lost in Translationmon fan audiobook version at work)
We've finished the first chapter and I am tentative about most of it aside from the fact that Loogamon is a little shit and we love that for them.
#sky talks#digimon#digimon seekers#we've been putting seekers off for so long mostly because the inclusion of police in a digimon story is uhhh#look if i'm gonna be real our savers rewatch started out mostly as us wanting to reevaluate that series#because we wanted to see if it held any real commentary on the nature of law enforcement#(to that end i think savers did considering its main villain was enabled by the powers of the government into mass digimon murder)#i really hope i have something positive to say about seekers' relationship to law and law enforcement#but it's too early to say now#like i think at the end of chapter 1 we're supposed to probably feel like the digipolice are kind of inept#but also the scene they were introduced in did me no favors in trusting how this novel will handle them#considering it started off with a “look at how bad the digital world is because of humans!”#compared it to colonialisation#and then introduced us to the digipol taking out the code cracker espimons#it came across in a way that we were supposed to assume that code crackers are to blame for why the layer we've seen sucks so bad#and like yeah loogamon backs that up by talking about discarded cracker digimon but also#from loogamon it doesn't feel as gross as when it's paired with some “really skating around the edges of the law here” shit#idk#we'll have to see
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My dog is shaped like food
#You can tell I don't normally draw animals LOL#I've started turning into that dog owner that only takes and shares pictures of their dogs#Sophie just... rests like different food shapes I can't help it#It's because I'm spending more time with her LOL did y'all know she's super ACAB? She will only pee on police cars#Do you know how awkward it is for me to stand there looking at the cop standing in front of the car my dog is peeing on?#One of these days they're gonna arrest me for defacing something and I won't even get the credit#Insanity Draws#Insanity of Mojiru
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#found out last night in a family video chat that one of my younger cousins is planning on going into the police academy in florida#and i've been sick about it all day#apparently my uncle who is a retired nypd sergeant doesn't even want him to do it#but my cousin thinks its the only straightforward path to stability?#i remember talking to my aunt a while back when i was getting my adhd diagnosis and she mentioned that she thought my cousin fit the profil#and had been struggling a lot with school and just motivation#he decided not to go to college bc he just felt like he couldn't go through it which is fine but now i think he's struggling from that#bc apparently he was doing volunteer work with kids and loved it and wanted to look into becoming a preschool or kindergarten teacher#but the amount of schooling was too daunting for him both process and costwise#and they're gagging for cops down there and it's 20yrs and a guaranteed pension after that#and i'm just sick to my stomach about it bc this is a kid who wants to be a ***preschool teacher*** he's such a sweet kid#he's really sensitive and gentle and i'm just sick over the fact that he feels like the constructive field of becoming an educator#is inaccessible to him on all levels -- and the pigs are there with open arms#just thinking of him being broken by the police academy into that mold is sickening#*especially* in florida where considering the laws he's gonna be having to enforce.....#like kid you're gonna have to be bashing in the heads of queer protestors. antifascist protestors. climate activists. striking laborers.#what kind of brutality are they gonna do to make him agree to that#beyond the brutality of inaccessibility that's brought him to this point so far???#my sisters and i decided we're gonna talk to him about it -- i'm gonna def hear what he's thinking when i'm home#i'm just...like i said i'm just sick about it
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and i draw parallels solely on the cinematographic basis of “when my man is no more than a millimeter away from perturbation at all times but you give the Whole Right Half Of The Screen 3/4 Closeup of Harrowing Recontextualizations” like that’s right. we’re living it up
#i mean i guess it counts lol. said generally similar cinematographic approachs for said very generally similar scenarios#(a) when a guy shows his hand (shit) & the Team Experience is in shambles & you're two sec away from shooting him for real....#nemik not even being around for said ''oh so this guy is like that then apparently'' but Insisting on giving cassian his manifesto when we#all knew like oh f you're gonna get it lol. unsurprised but not unmoved that nemik's manifesto is the source of that Quoteth....#paraphrasing closely from memory the frontier of the rebellion is everywhere even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward#the imperial need for control is so desperate b/c it is so unnatural tyranny requires constant effort it breaks it leaks....#(b) when against all odds you busted out of island forever factory labor electric containment torture execution jail and made it to a phone#make a risky call home to relay to your mom that you're alive and all only to be informed that she is not#and both still like serving as [major turning points] naturally. end of ep six; end of ep eleven of twelve....#love some drama. even on top of ''oh we knew you'd die but now we know you're dying'' and then like escalation on escalation like umm what's#our bestie here talking about. oh i see. oh he's getting quickdraw blown away right on really at this point; makes sense in this position;#still what a surprise lol truly....that we Aren't surprised maarva dies not only b/c it's heavily cued but also We find out at the ep start#like the one guy dying in prison while we Know that's coming but heaping drama on drama as the doctor tells them what happened on floor two#and we get yet more Acting Wins as andy serkis (lino?)#(nah looked it up & i spoonerized that lol. kino loy. i Only Just Now have one name per each of that heist team down i think lol) so anyways#andy kino loy serkis is getting to be the king of Harrowing Recontextualizations in that moment. ugh just great shit going on throughout#there was a Lot of great [i'm perturbed to harrowed] acting all across the board. its being by and large a cast of characters who are all#like wary and continually endangered with varying degrees of urgency. like the rec abt this series as [tfw depiction of police state life]#star wars ///#andor#truly cassian my [he has the face of a friend] cassian#he really does have this key energy of like your insta new best friend and comrade....nemik's delivery w/''i wrote abt you last night.'' Fun#again like also unsurprising he'd already land on cassian out here like ofc i'll give my crucial legacy work to that guy who just showed up.#and And I Insistingly....and he's right
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Checkmate, Gotham! Introducing Rook! A graduate vigilante has hit the scene, and they're ready to take flight!
No longer in bright green and yellow, this birdie's gone gothic, taking on a black and white color scheme-- though still with a touch of his signature red-- to imitate his namesake.
Make no mistake by the darker colors, though, their personality is as colorful as it's always been! A mischievous, playful character, Rook has alighted to the skies, feeling better and more like himself than ever. The re-brand's been nice, offering something new but familiar!
Of course, there's no rest for the wicked, though, so prepare for this refreshed and newly-dedicated player to start cleaning up the streets and taking care of business right away!
This new bird is determined to make his presence known and feared, so beware criminals, and get ready for his opening moves!
Quick Facts:
For his suit, think the Unternet mask (not the suit), and then something mostly black, lightly armored, and with very, very minimal red and white accents
He still fights with his bo and his throwing discs
Tim's in their very early 20s as Rook
They're gonna retain their classic bubbly and snarky personality, but he is gonna keep some of that more mature hero vibe that he has in the late Red Robin issues
Their HQ is still The Nest, in the old crime alley theater
He still works frequently with Moneyspider
The symbol on his suit is the silhouette of a rook, the bird. It's in a circle on his chest, which is still attached to a chest and waist harness
Tim's main focus as Rook is to get back to detective work primarily
Rook's patrol is from midnight to 4 am every other day, though he's often out well past 5 am, especially on busy nights
Harness Refs
#[sorry this took so long everyone! trying to come up with visuals for it was... interesting ladsjkfl]#[i'd have done an edit of the suit that i'm thinking about but every time i tried it looked bad lmao so]#[just imagine something with lots of harnesses/straps and mostly the color black with some red and white leather in there too]#[have fun with it lmao i'm not gonna police the image of Rook in your head]#{a new leaf}
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