#looey and cosmo and sprout are cool btw

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PULLING AN ALL NIGHTER BECAUSE THIS HYPERFIXATiON HAS A GOD DAMN GRIP ON ME !!!!!!

[dandysworldhcs]

The blood golem will now project their gayness (give hcs of sexuality/gender to) onto the toons because everyone in the basement wanted that (RIGHT GUYS!? every anon screams in pain as I slosh around because I am made entirely of blood)

Dandy is a demiboy and goes by he/him, they/them, she/her, and any neopronoun or the like that you give them, with preference to he/him and they/them (they will take your gender too they already took mine (i was not born with gender i am the amalgamate of blood and pain)). They are aromantic and sex (sowwy) repulsed.

Astro is nonbinary, but also is cool with star/stars (ya know... space...). They are also sex-repulsed and aromantic!

Sprout goes by anything and everything with a preference to he and him. He is pansexual!

Shelly goes by it/its and she/her exclusively (because you usually refer to fossils as objects but she also enjoys being a girl.......). She is asexual/bixesual.

Vee is technically transfem due to her not being programmed with a gender but still going by feminine pronouns... She is lesbian (shellevision my darling..............) and a sex-repulsed asexual!

Pebble................................... is a dog......................

Bobette is a demigirl, going by it/its and she/her with preference to she/her. She is bisexual (dated Dandy before he found out he was aroace) and has a loving cookie girlfriend :)!

Coal.............. is a do

Flutter goes by they/them but also enjoys she/her. She is aroace.

Gigi is a demigirl, going by she/her, they/them, and xey/xer. They are a lesbian with a great goth ghost girlfriend!!!!!!!!!!!

Glisten is a transmasc demiboy who goes by he/him and they/them. He is bisexual and loves his autistic girlfriend with a ballerina for a brain ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

Goob goes by anything you call him. He is aroace.

Scraps is transfem, she/her, and she is also aroace!

Brightney goes by she/her. She is very lesbian and has a girlfriend she is TAKEN.

(Absolute dump ahead be warned) Connie does not have a definite gender, so people speculate and she just goes with it (most toons call her she/her, they/them, or he/him, she enjoys the odd toon who calls her by neopronouns or just calls her WEIRD GOTH PERSON!!!!!!!!!!! guess who calls her the last one.............). Whatever the sexuality it is for them to like girls with their lack of gender, that's what they are (most lean towards calling her lesbian).

When I asked Finn what his gender was he said cod I don't trouting know he identifies as a bitch his pronouns are try/me (he goes by anything). He likes fish......... NOT IN THE ZOOPHILIA WAY................. he's aroace btw.

Ginger does not give a shit about what you call her, but she likes she/her the most. She's pansexual with a preference of waman.

Both R and D dont like to be held down by the restrictions of gender so they do not care what you call them. Both are aroace and hate people (Razzle tries to trick you................................... but I can see through his liessssss........)

Rodger is transmasc. He like both men, women, and the ones who have ducks in their pants.

Teagan is transfem (she swapped with rodger and that's why they're married). She is pansexual and sex-repulsed.

Toodles............ she's six years old.................. as far as anyone knows rn she's a straight ally........

Boxten is a transfem demigirl, going by they/them and she/her, preference on the latter. She is a pansexual with a preference for men and is the aforementioned girlfriend with ballerina for a brain.

Poppy is butch lesbian.

Cosmo is a demiboy and goes by he/him, she/her, and star/stars. Pansexual with preference for strawberries and men.

Looey does not give a shit. Aroace.

Rudie is contemplating his gender (he is like 12/13 in my eyes idec if there's anything canon contradicting it) but he's pretty sure he's a man? He is aroace.

Shrimpo's gender is fuck/off (SHRIMPO DOES NOT NEED GENDER HE HAS AIRHORNS AND RUBBER DUCKIES IN HIS PANTS RAAAA). He is aroace :)

Tisha is a regular old female. She likes women (I am running out of ideas).

And so every evey toon hath been gay-ified besides the dogs and the six year old because the blood golem cannot keep anything straight 💔💔💔

-the blood golem anon

Guess who needs to 🛏🚶 ➡️ 🛏😴

(SORRY FOR THE SECOND LONG-ASS ASK I AM VERY AUTISTIC probably AND MUST GET THE IDEAS RYSNHRICKTKTUITSS4VNKV)

woo, okay.. time to lock in while reading (<- pre-reading the hc)

is that deadass just every toon in the game?? darn, tags are gonna be FLOODED.. anyways, love all of these LOTS!!! agh i love seeing sexuality hcs and such