#lollll..............

[wolfythewitch]

Ford doodles

[wynsvre]

snoopy as gregor samsa

[fairycosmos]

the first day of having clean hair is like woag maybe all the mental illness was imaginary

[catboii]

logs on

floods the dash with cats

vanishes for another month

[notherpuppet]

I was just listening to “I got you” by TWICE over and over again and a drawing happened! thinking bout my deer nanny au

[rusticfurnace]

IM DONE WITH MY FINAL EXAMS YIPPPPEE have some hoochie daddy shorts soap

oh and one more.

(if you wanna see the full pic its on my twitter!!! )

[boag]

[yuudamari]

Replayed a bit of spirit tracks this game was so fun zelda my beloved daughter

[angelcake10023]

//CW…. Slightly Suggestive (?) ⚠️

Don’t dish it out if you can’t take it, Tang! 🔥

Bonus

They ain’t subtle

Not one bit

[mildcrow]

my sillies

[sexbot300]

Always endearing, always kind. A phrase to describe your best friends older brother by. Choso was the best.

He always gave you a long, juicy popsicle to suck on a hot summers day. Not because he needed the mental image to jerk off later to. Not that he was twitching in his pants envious of a literal sweet. His throat gulping at the way you licked the melted sugary syrup down your fingers while giving him a smile. Wishing you’d do the same with him

He always let you borrow spare shorts when you slept over. He even let you keep your dirty laundry over. Not because he can sniff where your cunt ghosted over the fabric; while he shoves his face in it, engulfing his senses as he jerks his rock hard cock.

He always let you braid his hair, when you innocently offered after braiding Yuji’s hair. Not because every time you slightly tugged and apologized, he imagined himself buried nose deep in your cunt while you gasped for air.

He always let you take all the hot water, letting you shower before him. Not because he was at the other side of the door, slowly jerking himself off while you cleansed your body. Slowly keeping his gasps and whiny pants to himself.

He always let you cut ahead of him in lines or places that required you to stand for long periods of time. Not because he wanted to shamelessly look at your body sway and the jiggle your ass makes with every movement.

He always bought you cute clothes, arguing that you’re Yuji’s best friend and he wanted to treat you like family. Not because he’s possessive and wants to have you wear what HE picked out for you. Not because he purposely chose things that accentuate different parts of your body for him to gawk at

He always let you stay the night and insisted for you to take his bed. Not because he imagined you laying beside him, in your own world. Not because he would hover of the indent were you once laid as he started tugging on his cock like a madman.

[meatiors]

the two fav characters meme

[baeglbites]

[b0tster]

i think she likes the new boots lmao

[yuwuta]

olympics coming up…… athlete aus on the mind….. satoru as a swimmer….. unreasonably large wingspan…. huge hands..... thinks “official” competitions and tournaments are boring because he can’t use the goofy purple googly eyes goggles he likes to practice in…… practices at ungodly hours solely because he likes when the pool is empty because that means you’ll dip your feet in at the edge and be there to greet him with a kiss when he’s finished his laps….. they bring up the stats board and it’s just his name ten times before the next fastest person and he could still lap them, and even tho he’ll always put so much pressure on himself to be the best, it’s worth it to have you hold his face and tell him you’re proud of him... he’s gotten so much merch from events and sponsorships and he used to think they just created clutter but that all changes when you start to wear his clothes (esp the ones with his name on it… he’s not proud to admit that does Something to him)…. always looks up to the stands when he finishes a race and if he knows you’re not there, he looks right at the camera, draws an infinity sign with his fingers, and blows a kiss (which, some commentators routinely call “unsportsmanlike conduct” but he doesn’t care, and always, publicly says he’ll pay the fees if it means blowing a kiss to his girl at home)

[zeroreasonstocare]

Making You a Mommy

Cont: Choso x fem!reader, breeding kink, unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it 😉), praise kink (duhh), no plot just smut, use of “pretty” and “baby” for reader, aftercare mentions, pussy-drunk Choso!! mentions of “making you a mommy” like a lot

Word count: 593

Masterlist

A/n: this is NOT part of my babysitter au, I just remembered that I could write smut lolll. I wrote this at 3 AM so don’t judge too hard </3

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“Fuck, pretty, you’re sucking me in,” Choso groans as he thrusts into you. You’re spread out and laid on your back in missionary, legs wrapped around his waist to pull him closer. “Think she wants me to stay forever.” He smiles and whispers through another groan, referring to your pussy as “she”.

“Choso, fuck- right there!” You whine and wrap your arms around his neck as he peppers kisses onto your neck.

“Yeah? Feels good?” He thrusts harder into you and holds himself up, seeking your praise as he continually hits your sweet spot.

“So fucking good, Cho, it’s so good!”

Your praise goes to his brain and dick as he keeps pounding into your sweet little hole, his hands no longer holding himself up as he gropes your plump breasts and imagines them even fuller as his breeding side takes over and he imagines you pregnant with his babies.

“Yeah, you love it, huh? Love it when I pump you so full?” He seeks more of your praise, knowing the filthy words are only working you up more.

“Yes! Cho, I- fuuuck, I fucking love it, Cho!”

“Gonna cum again f’me? Gonna make a mess?”

“Yes- fuck! I’m gonna cum again, just keep going!” You whine and pull him impossibly closer.

As your nth orgasm hits, your body goes rigid and a silent cry seems to make its way into your expression as he keeps up his relentless pussy-drunk pace.

“You’re so tight, so perfect, pretty,” he groans into your ear and nibbles at your earlobe.

His praise affects you the same yours does to him. You clench tighter around him and your eyes practically have hearts in them as you look at him and his pussy-drunk expression.

“So so pretty, baby,” he whispers and kisses you, sloppily twisting his tongue with yours only to pull away and pant as he thrusts impossibly harder.

“Gonna cum again, put some pretty babies into your womb. You want that? Wanna be a mommy?”

You can tell he’s just babbling to turn you both on even more, the thought of him breeding you only making you tighter around his cock.

“Fuck- yes! Yes, Cho, wanna be a mommy! Make me a mommy!” You cry into his shoulder and claw at his back.

“I’m gonna, just gimme a few more minutes, okay baby?”

“Cho, so deep, gonna cum again! Can’t cum any more!” You cry, the overstimulation causing your mind to slowly start to blank.

“I know, pretty, just let it out, I believe in you.”

His encouragement causes you to cum again and your juices only make him slide faster and deeper into you as you become somehow tighter around him. He groans and finally cums as well, fucking the seed deep into you.

“Fuuck, pretty, gonna make you a mommy, cumming so deep into you,” he groans and stills his hips reluctantly due to his own overstimulation, opting to just lay on top of you and relish in the moment with you.

You both slowly come down from your highs and he pushes your sweaty hair out of your face.

“Did so good, pretty, let’s get you cleaned up,” he whispers.

“Tired…” You whine.

“I know, baby, but we gotta get this sweat cleaned off and your juices off our thighs. I’ll run a bath so you don’t have to stand.”

“Fine…”

He chuckles as he carries you bridal style to the bathroom. He doesn’t know if he truly can make you a mommy, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t try every time.