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LOL look what I found!!!

HEHEHEHE THAT WAS THE MEME

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My man won't be able to use his hands for a while

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Little doodle that I made :33

THEY HAVE SOMETHING THAT I WANT AAAAA

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* first impressionz after s5 they CANT KEEP GETTINF AWAY WITH THIS

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Headcanon that when the batkids are mad at Bruce or just, mildly annoyed, they deliberately use last names that piss Bruce off, a lot.

Kidnappers over the phone: We have Richard Wayne in our custody, if you want to see him again-

Dick, mad after Bruce made him throw out the discowing suit, in a muffled voice: It's actually Richard Grayson-Kent, get it right

Bruce, on the verge of a heart attack: Chum Please

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Barista at Batburger: What would you like your coffee cup to say?

Tim, not mad, just mildly annoyed at the way Bruce did the reports last night: My name is Tim Jordan-Gardener-Cruz-Scott

Bruce, clutching his Jokerized fries so hard veins appear: You're grounded

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Author, at a book signing event: And who should I address this to?

Jason, after Bruce had let the Joker live yet again: To Jason Dent, please

Bruce, standing in line next to him, whom Jason had brought along to pay for the signed copy: I should make Harvey pay child support

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Announcer: And the award goes to, Ms Cassandra Isley-Quinn!

Cass, mad because Bruce missed another one of her recitals, walking up to the stage:

Bruce:

Bruce, signing to her: You're killing me, you know that? You're killing your father

Harley, sitting next to Bruce along with Ivy: Yes! That's our daughter!

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Duke, calling some shady Gotham lawyer right in front of Bruce after he lectured him a little too much about keeping up secret identities: Hi, how much to legally change my name to Duke Thomas-Queen?

Shady lawyer: About 50$

Duke: Got it. Hey Bruce can I borrow 50$?

Bruce:

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Steph doesn't use the Wayne name anyway, but sometimes she uses it for Benefits™

Damian would much rather die than adopt the last name of anyone in the justice league or the batrouges or anyone except his very infamous lineages, because he doesn't want to associate with incompetent people

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I long wanted to publish Batman memes/drawings. I really love the batboys.

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I'm loving the fics where Lan Qiren is insistent that LWJ make an honest man out of WWX. It's giving supportive but conservative wine Auntie. Especially if he still doesn't really like WWX. It's got the flavour of:

"Listen to me, young man! That Wei Wuxian is a bitch, a bastard, and a menace! But the one thing he will not be is a harlot or a side piece! Marry him or I will have you copy the rules about relationships until your fingers bleed!"

"I'm so disappointed that I wasn't told about your marriage. Did you really believe I wouldn't want to see it? No, no, I know you are married because my dear nephew, who I love like a son, would never hurt me by living in sin with Wei Wuxian of all people. You wouldn't dare to disgrace him while hurting my heart, so you must be married."

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Jason, on the floor: Go on without me!

Dick, crying, kneeling beside Jason: No! We can get through this!

Jason: There's no time! You must defend our honor. Don't let my death be for nothing!

Dick, sobbing: I can't do this without you!

Jason: Goodbye, brother. *goes limp*

Tim, whispering to Damian: They do realize that this is just a dodgeball game, right?

Damian, aiming at Dick: Drake, this is war. Show no mercy.

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Tim, bleeding out on the floor: Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.

Jason: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING SAFEHOUSE!!!

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a lil birthday present for @sunlitlemonade :’) <333

based on this fic,, pls go read all of them actually!!!!!!!

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Joker got beaten by Nightwing, Redhood and Red Robin ❌️

Joker got beaten by Mike Myers, Jason Voorhees and Jigsaw ✅️

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Jason and Damian meet in the LoA AU where Damian vehemently insists that Jason is his only real brother since they have the same mother and father. The others try to tell him that Jason is also adopted, but Damian will just stare at them like they are stupid and go "is Father not his Father in the eyes of the law?"

"Well, yeah, but-"

"Does Mother not call him as her son?"

"I mean she does-"

"Are they not my Mother and Father as well?"

"Yes?"

"The matter has been concluded, then, Richard."

"What about me? Bruce is also my dad on paper?"

"You get half of the acknownledgement, of course, as you have been getting so far."

"What about Tim, then?"

"I don't see how he is relevant to this conversation."

"I'm just curious where he lands on the brother percentage scale."

"Nowhere. Timothy is a neighbour. Though I shall offer him hospitality while he is under our roof."

"You tripped him on the patrol last night."

"Does the alleyway look like our house to you?"

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I have heard everyone's theories and I raise yall:

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i don’t know about you guys but the main reason i am still on tumblr in 2024 is BECAUSE it is the most cloutless least influential social media app out there and that is the experience i am after. absolutely none of this will ever translate into significant attention or real success in my life and that is so beautiful.

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You can’t tell but Athena is trying not to laugh.

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the trick for enjoying a new video game is avoiding the internet’s opinion on it 

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“Through the Ages”