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[monamipencil]

wtf jeon wonwoo

episode two of where do i get myself a jeon wonwoo.

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[zeno-zero]

Headcanons !!

These are simply me just having fun and pulling myself away from the canon that I don't find myself indulge into it :3

Yasu and Roku are fraternal twins. Obviously, Roku is the one who transitioned but at first, his parents didn't accept him at first. They think it's nonsense and that whatever you are assigned at birth, you'll stay that way because that really defines who you are. However, since Yasu gently tells them that it doesn't work like that anymore and the FN should be progressing - their parents decided that having two sons are better than having one son and one daughter. After Yasu's death, they still kept their word to Yasu that they'll be accepting about Roku's whole new identity but Yasu didn't say that they couldn't try to turn Roku into like him as a way to cope with loss.

People tend to forget that Yasu and Roku are twins due to how different they are from each other. It also confuses them even more because Yasu calls Roku 'his little brother' whereas Roku calls him 'big bro.' They both take advantage of this and mess them up badly!

Yasu tries to be the mature out of the three but is the one who gets them all into crazed shenanigans. Roku wanted to be the voice of reason but is easily persuaded whereas Sozin goes extreme mode.

Sozin and Yasu are best friends with Sozin having a slight interest in him. On the other hand, Roku and Sozin are beyond platonic - doing gestures that no one understands but them, spend many nights with each other, Roku's immediate help, Sozin choosing Roku, their destiny linking with each other and talked about how their days with each other are warm and brighting?? Yasu has a place in Sozin's heart but Roku legit never left his mind to the point it haunts him until he dies.

Yasu mentioned he wanted to be an Astronomer, so every time Roku looks at the stars that are above him - he thought of him and how he would love these constellations.

Gyatso and Roku are an inseparable duo in Avatar Roku's team. Every time they're together, they always have a great time even if the circumstances are dire. Every time they have an emotional and meaningful conversations along with how physically affectionate they were towards each other, it definitely made their team smile wide at how gentle they are.. What Sud obviously didn't know is that Gyatso would probably sell Roku for five big watermelons if given an option to do so. /silly

Ta Min and Roku are booksmarts. They start holding each other's hands as their entire bodies vibrate with excitement when one of them references their favorite book ever and the other starts to place down more references to keep the train going. They're each other's biggest hypers and they're both adorable doing so while in the background, Gyatso looks at them with an amused look across his face and Sud just chuckles at them. 😭❤️

Roku taught Sud politics. Every time they finished their earthbending practices together, Roku would pull Sud into the chair and have long discussions with each other (+ sipping tea)! Their roles in the relationship switched time to time, Roku would be the mentor whereas Sud is the mentee. Vice versa for Sud as well.

The team travels all across the globe, having Gyatso's sky bison - Lola, their only ride at first. It has definitely become a race between Roku and Gyatso, wanting to find out who has the fastest transportation when Fang became such a strong, enormous dragon. Ta Min clenching onto Roku's waist as she is experiencing fear and delight at the same time whereas Sud SCREAMS until his voice is no more!!

Sozin never marries and never wanted a kid, which he never understands why (misopedy /hj). For the sake to keep the war going, he gets a surrogate mother who is from one of the noble clans. He literally did not have any thoughts during this process and only wanted to raise Azulon so his plans can keep going. He isn't always actively there in Azulon's life but whenever the two interact, Sozin only wants to know about his progress and goals - anything else is dismissed.

Yasu and Roku's hair are naturally curly thanks to their mother's gene. Yasu let his hair just the way it is while Roku straightens them in his childhood to early adolescence. He stopped straightening them when he felt much more confident and proud of himself for the way he is.

[milolunde]

can u list all the main guys and their roles in the tunes bc i only know daffy and bugs and lola kinda rly but no one else😞😞also is roger rabbit relevant at all to them

YES I CAN.

Bugs Bunny- THE Main Character. Young upstart that’s been the “clever funny snarky guy who always gets the upper hand and makes sure the other person feels like an idiot while he does” since the start. Has a gay charm about him that pisses people off when immediately when they enter proximity.

Daffy Duck- THE The Main Character… before Bugs. Was the one to get the upper hand with some hijinks and shenanigans and always win in the end, just without the “cool” edge. Until, of course, Bugs had to be the one to Always Win. This shifted him from a Silly Duck to a generally greedy jealous and spiteful person, especially when paired with Bugs. He’s recently returned to his role as The Silly Guy.

Lola Bunny- originally appearing in the first Space Jam as sex appeal I mean Bugs’ love interest. She could play basketball and didn’t like being called “doll” and that was it. I counted and she had about 10 lines and 3 scenes

In The Looney Tunes Show and Rabbit Run, she’s portrayed as a complete ditz. She’s stupid, airheaded, and lowkey a stalker to Bugs because she’s so unaware of things outside of herself. In Rabbit Run they toned down the stupid and stalker and just made her a ditz who wants to sell her perfume and I LOVE her.

In the second Space Jam she is a Strong Independent Woman… I truly can’t remember if she plays a role other than being a member of the team, but that’s because Space Jam 2 didn’t utilize their characters correctly. Though she’s not much more than a Strong Independent Woman, I super love her. She’s capable and strong… like, become an Amazonian Warrior capable and strong. Anointed by Wonder Woman herself. She also cares for her friends and cares for family and the love others share as she virtually throws away her life’s work to become a Warrior because she hears a dad pleading for her to help his kid… she’s also sporty. Like the first Space Jam, its core that she’s Sporty and Likes Basketball

Then she appears in one episode of Looniversity, the Tiny Toons spinoff Spinoff as a chef. And a surfer. And skate boarder. She’s the Everything-Woman and she makes it look incredibly easy because, for her, it is. She has a Dude Bro Chick voice which I lowkey don’t like, but she’s fun.

Over all, Lola was made to be Bugs Bunny’s Girlfriend, then got her own Thing in The Looney Tunes Show which developed further (and into a better character) in Rabbit Run… then they lost it because god forbid a woman be a ditz. Hey this became more about my opinion on Lola than about Lola but that’s because, in their attempts to make her not a shallow woman character they made her a shallow woman character

OKAY. Okay <3

Yosemite Sam- Rootin’ Tootin’ souther cowboy with anger issues and guns

Elmer Fudd- THE hunter and THE adversary of Bugs Bunny… though I always thought adversary wasn’t the right word, as it seems more like Bugs messes with Elmer for fun, not because he HAS to outsmart him to survive being hunted

Tasmanian “Taz” Devil- I’ve seen him majorly in Bugs Bunny cartoons and he doesn’t interest me that much so I’m not sure if he’s bigger in a different set of cartoons. He’s a tornado-spinning rampaging beast that can destroy anything in his path but isn’t very smart. Always outsmarted by Bugs but that’s usually solved with Taz eating whatever tomfoolery is set in front of him

Porky Pig- before Bugs Bunny and Elmer there was Daffy Duck and Porky. Typically the victim of Silly Duck Daffy’s silliness. Sometimes his partner in crime. In The Looney Tunes Show Porky is A Loser by trade and usually victim to Daffy being a bag of dicks, I was pleasantly surprised that is different from their other portrayals as a duo

Sylvester the Cat- sometimes a domestic cat, sometimes and alley cat, always chases tweety bird

Tweety Bird- yellow canary of suspicious gender. Has to outsmart Sylvester as a means of survival… but they have a Tom and Jerry relationship half the time where they’re super trying to kill each other but would be devastated if the other was actually gone

Granny- the sweet old lady who either owns Sylvester or Tweety or Both depending on the cartoon. Also the “sweet but tough” grandmother trope. In The Looney Tunes Show she and tweety fought the Germans at war in France

Wile E. Coyote- silent coyote who uses ACME products to try and catch the Road Runner on Route 66

Was also in some Bugs Bunny cartoons where he did speak. Was a self proclaimed genius (“Wile E. Coyote. Geeeenius.”) and inventor. I haven’t seen media outside of Bugs Bunny cartoons where he speaks other than using signs

Road Runner- says meep meep, is fast and blue, and doesn’t even have to outsmart Wile E. It’s in their unwritten-written rules that Wile E. is thwarted by his own incompetence

Marvin the Martian- funny little guy who wants to take over earth for mars

Foghorn Leghorn- so like he’s The Rooster on this farm and he wants to fuck all the chickens and has some crazy Hero Syndrome about it, putting the farm in danger to prop himself up what a virgin

Pepe Le Pew- he’s a skunk that harasses Penelope because he thinks she’s also a skunk. He smells bad and is also French. His whole thing is he’s a diehard swoon French romance man but Penelope Does Not Like Him also he fucking stinks; I haven’t seen media where this is different

Penelope Pussycat- gets harassed by Pepé Le Pew because she’s a black and white cat and he thinks she’s a skunk. Sometimes she gets to beat the shit out of him <3

There was a short they used to show in theaters before movies called Carrotblanca, a parody of Casa Blanca, where Penelope is Bugs’ ex-lover who finds him again by pure chance. Their relationship left Bugs an actual alcoholic and disturbed to the point of he heard a single note of the piano of a certain song he’ll flip out- the song is Penelope’s favorite… worth mentioning as we’ll that Daffy is there with him as he RELAPSES INTO ALCOHOLISM BECAUSE PENELOPE IS THERE and threatens to kick he out when she comes pleading to Bugs for help. She kicks his ass, so… Anyway, she and Bugs end up together again at the end of the short, kissing beneath a parachute and dancing in an empty airport … lot…

As for Rodger Rabbit.

No

That guy means nothing to the Looney Tunes, BUT the Looney Tunes DO mean something to Rodger. Who Framed Rodger Rabbit is (almost) entirely stand alone, referencing and parodying both WB and Disney cartoons and characters.

In the crazy ass Meta Verse Actor World of Looney Tunes, the closet relationship Rodger has to any of the Looney Tunes is that he might work on the same set sometimes, Jessica Rabbit might be a performer, and whatever the movie e Who Framed Rodger Rabbit means to the characters depending on if you view it as a movie where the characters played roles or as events that happened to the characters that is only a movie in real life…

[randy-jade-4ever]

Dialtown Party Game Concept

Hello friends. you might know me as the randy jade ask blog but I had something cooking in my brain for a bit and it was for a hypothetical Dialtown party game spinoff called Dialtown Party! Do note I don't really have any drawings but I might add some later if I feel like it so here we go!

The plot: It's Callum Crown's 100th birthday and Mingus is still trying to reform after the incident last February so in order to celebrate the big 100 for his peepaw, Mingus holds a festival in his name to get hip with the town. Everyone in Dialtown is welcome to participiate including someone who just moved in... you!

Basic Premise: In Mysims Party you would go through sets of minigames called Festivals with a certain number of characters per player in order to progress the "story" so I would think that the same can apply here. Example being something called an opening festival which has 3 minigames and then you unlock a festival after that which has 6 minigames. etc. etc. After every minigame you get points based on how well you perform in the minigame. In Mysims Party each festival was held by a different character, but in Dialtown Party Mingus hosts every festival, but she will say different things each festival to keep it fresh. I would think between these festivals you experience various conversations with the whole Dialtown cast and their thoughts on the festival and shenanigans ensue! This would also be a great chance to show interactions not in the original game like say... Abel and Bunny.

Every major and minor Dialtown Character is playable!: From Phonegingi and Oliver to cameo characters like Harry and Peter, everyone you know and love from Dialtown is now playable and has their own minigame to call their own! There's even some secret characters too! Later in this doc I'll explain every minigame and what you do to win in each of them. Mid-Festival Events!: Sometimes between minigames in a festival Madame Mediocre will appear and initiate a surprise event! Every player will pick a card from 15 or so cards and various things will happen. Here's the list of effects:

-An Enc0unter protection card. Nullifies negative effects from Enc0unter one time. (See the next section.) - A players party will recieve an item that temporarily increases a stat to the max for one minigame. (You can hold up to 3 of these items per player) - One character in players party has their lost stats restored - Every character in players party has their lost stats restored - The character used in the last minigame will have all their stats lowered by 1 - The character used in the last minigame will have all their stats boosted by 1 - A character in someone's party will be unavailable for 3 minigames - Nothing

Mid-Festival Events!(2): Sometimes between minigames... Enc0unter will appear! This mysterious figure could do all sorts of things. Change everyone's stats, add an unexpected minigame, lower everyone's stats to one, or max out everyone's stats.

Playable roster in no particular order: Phonegingi, Typegingi, Randy Jade, Oliver Swift, Karen Dunn, Bigfoot, Sgt. Norm Allen, Mayor Mingus, Jerry Gould, Abel Brannigan, Bunny, Nathan Hanover, Peter Kennedy, Roger Jones, Harry Fitzgerald, Hobo, Little Billy, Pierre, Curie, Zimothy Bunsen, Craig, Lorraine Deere, Terrence "Tango", Theoroar Rustlebelt, Stabby, Shooty, Gabby, Narrator, Frank, Ebenezer Dickens.

Secret Characters (No minigame attached besides some): Callum Crown, Marla Crown, Milton R. Wallace, Jack Kennedy, Steven Stevenson, Lola, Phonald Ringin, Frongles The Clown, Civilian

How to unlock characters: You play their minigame once. That's it. Mysims party character unlocking sucked i am NOT making other people go through that. You have the dateables and Gingi by default.

More about characters: Every character has 4 stats. Power, Running, Stamina, and Luck. Every minigame has preferred stats. For my sanity I won't be giving the stat numbers for every character so you'll just have to use your imagination for now. During festivals and after playing a minigame the preferred stats from the minigame played will have a point reduced on the characters stat. (Example: if a minigame had a preferred stat of running and power. Randy's power stat of 2 and running stat of 4 would be reduced to 1 and 3 respectively. A stat can go no lower than one.)

Minigame Structure: Every minigame will have 4 players and each player is represented by a Dialtown character or a custom dialtowner made in the player character's house. Each minigame will have a task and whoever can complete the task the best wins!

Special gimmick: In Mysims Party if you were to play as a character and then play as that character in their minigame the host for the minigame would be wearing a different costume. I would like to bring that to dialtown party. An example is that if you play as randy and then play the Randy minigame randy will be throwing swans at a randy wearing red clothes.

--MINIGAMES--

This section will list every characters minigame. This will be a LONG section.

Randy Jade's minigame: Ready, Set, Swan! Description: Randy now on a better course of his life is trying to overcome his fear of swans and needs your help! Grab swans around the enclosed area in the Dialtown park and throw them at Randy who is running around said area. A successful hit with a swan is one point. If you hit Randy with a special gold swan that's 3 points! Player with the most point wins.

Oliver Swift's minigame: The Wrath of Oliver Swift. Description: Oliver invites you to his horror house for a real scare of a time. Though looks like you're the one getting scared! It's up to you to avoid getting scared by Oliver. There are various hazards around the arena that might stun so watch out! Once you get scared once you get eliminated. Last player standing wins.

Karen Dunn's minigame: Painting Paint. Description: Karen needs help for her next piece! Each player gets their own canvas and must draw as many paintings as possible in order to win. each new painting requires a specific sequence of inputs. Most paintings by the end of the time limit is the winner! Bigfoot's minigame: Bananasssssssssssssssssssss Description: Bigfoot is craving some bananas and is asking for your help! Collect the bananas around the woods and give them to Bigfoot in the middle for him to eat. There's 1 banana, 3 banana, and 5 banana chunks around the area. Watch out though, every player can steal your bananas with a simple kick that can knock your chunk out of your hands. Player that gave the most bananas wins! (Idea suggested by:@fishy-sandwich)

Sgt. Norm Allen's minigame: Norm Allen's Shooting Range. Description: Norm is rootin' tootin' cowboy so it's time to see who can shoot the most targets scattered around the area. This is a first person shooter minigame where targets will appear at random. Bad guy targets are worth 1 point and super bad guy targets are worth three. Norm's wife targets are a -3 points so be careful before shooting. Player with the most points wins!

Mayor Mingus's minigame: Rugnapping. Description: Mingus is taking a cat nap, but her rug is so comfy and nice... it's up to you to take it out of her office! Slowly make your way through her office but be sure to play dead when she suddenly wakes up or otherwise you'll be stunned even when holding the rug. Once you have the rug you need to leave the room with it but watch out players can punch it off. Whoever leaves with the rug wins! If no one can get the rug out of her office by the time limit whoever held the rug the most will win.

Jerry Gould's minigame: Sheep Jeep. Description: Jerry needs to wrangle some sheep into their pens and needs your help. Direct the sheep into your team color's pen to gain points. Whichever player has the most sheep at the end of the time limit or when all the sheep are wrangled win!

Abel Brannigan's minigame: Funfair Agony. Description: Abel's self loathing is at a breaking point and you need to run the funfair while he's yelling at Randy. Direct funfair guests to the ride they want to. The ride a guest wants to go will be indicated by the icon above their head. Be careful of the other players and guests. Every guest taken to the correct attraction is one point. Every guest taken to the wrong attraction is -1 point. Whoever has the most points when the time limit ends wins!

Bunny's minigame: Bunny Stacking. Description: Bunny think he's the best but somehow needs help making burgers. Use a cursor to pick various toppings like lettuce, tomato, and onions and patties and buns to make the burger that Bunny wants at the moment. Everytime a player gives the right burger that player gets a point and Bunny will now ask for a new burger with different fixings. Player with the most points at the end of the time limit wins. Nathan Hanover's minigame: British People... Description: Nathan wants to talk to you, but unfortunately no one can understand what he says... Nathan will say something and you need to pick the correct translation of 4 options. If you get it right you get a point. If you get it wrong you get stunned. The player to get 5 correct translations first wins!

Peter Kennedy and Roger Jones' minigame: Factory Maintenance. (2v2) Description: Peter and Roger need help with their factory work! Each team will be given a set of items to collect. One team will have have to go to Peter and one team will have to go to Roger. The team that collects all of the items first wins! Harry Fitzgerald (And Jack Kennedy's) minigame: Bear. Description: Harry's boss is quite demanding so he enlists your help in getting orders for his job at a pizza joint. Each player will have their own line and must grab items in the kitchen like pepperoni pizza, breadsticks, and wings, and then put the items on the player assigned customers colored tray. If you did the order right you get three points and if you get it wrong you get nothing. Player with the most points after the time limit wins! Hobo's Minigame: Omelette for God. Description: The Local Hobo craves an omelette. Button mash in order to put as much food into your omelette as possible. Whoever button mashed the hardest in the time limit wins!

Little Billy's Minigame: Harassing the Swift. Description: Little Billy feels like annoying Oliver today so it's up to you to help distract Oliver while Little Billy sneaks up on him. Whenever Oliver feels like turning around click the right button above Oliver in order to get his attention again. If you fail to click the right button or don't click the button at all Oliver will notice Little Billy and yeet him and you immediately lose. With enough successful button presses, Little Billy gets to Oliver and scare Oliver and you win! Multiple people can win this minigame! Pierre's minigame: I Don't Think This is Therapy... (1v3) Description: The single player will be serving drinks (non alcoholic) to the other three players. The single player must serve the drinks via a long button combination while the other three will be talking about their woes via short button combinations. Whoever finishes the button combinations first gets a point. Whichever team gets the most point by the end wins! Curie's minigame: Drink Roulette. Description: Curie has put something in one of four drinks that is not very nice. Each player will pick a drink and one person will drink the bad drink and be eliminated. The three leftover players will then pick 1 of 3 drinks with one of them also being tainted and then the person drinking the next bad drink will be eliminated leaving 2 left. There will then be 2 drinks and one is also tainted. Whoever drinks the good drink here wins! Zimothy Bunsen's minigame: Bunsen BURNS. Description: Zimothy's comically large amount of bunsen burners are all going haywire. Traverse his lab in order to turn off the bunsen burners when they turn on. A bunsen burner turned off is one point. If you find the prototype for Zimothy's virus on a table that's five points. Most points by the end of the limit wins! Craig's minigame: Emergency Contact. Description: Craig is in a situation where he might need an emergency contact. Wait for when Craig has a button above his head and whoever presses the button first wins! Lorraine Deere's minigame: Conspiracy Conspirator. Description: Lorraine loves her conspiracies. Lorraine will say a conspiracy and it's up to you whether or not it's true. It's all about remembering what you got right before and what you got wrong before. Getting a question right gives one point while getting it wrong gets nothing. Player to get 5 correct answers right wins! Terrence "Tango"'s minigame: It's Tango Time! Description: Tango wants help in giving Mayor Mingus a gift. Tango will ask for something around the main hall and the first person to grab it and give it to Tango will get 1 point and then Tango will ask for another item. Whoever got the most points by the end of the limit or all things have been given in the main hall wins!

Theoroar Rustlebelt's minigame: Battle of the Rustlebelt. (1v3) Description: Theoroar places his faith in the single player and puts the other three players in a cage. the first player can send various animals onto the three players with certain button prompts and if the three players make contact with an animal they get eliminated. If the three players are all eliminated by the end of the time limit, the single player wins and if not the three players win.

Stabby and Shooty's minigame: Battle of Knives and Guns. (2v2) Description: One player on each team gets a knife while the other gets a knife. Each player will have 5 health points and the players can use the weapons to reduce the health of the enemy. The knife is close range while the gun is long range. Whoever has both teammates health deplete first loses while the other team wins. Gabby's minigame: Gabby Gabs. Description: Gabby needs your help working the counter at her shop. Each player will be assigned a spot and a customer will walk up to the players. The customer will put down a cash amount and then show what they want. There's a board on the screen showing how much everything is. You need to see what they want and then see if they can afford it. If they can afford it you press the yes button and you get a point. If they can't afford it you press the no button and you get a point. If you incorrectly guess whether the customer can afford the items you get no points. Whoever has the most points at the end of the time limit wins! Narrator's minigame: Gingi is Insane Actually (Cooperative) Description: Gingi has gone feral and Narrator needs everyone's help to guide them along the roads of dialtown. Everyone must work together in order to win. Gingi moves via the directional input each players give which is up, down, left, or right via a roulette. Each player rolls a direction then gingi moves in order of player 1 to player 4. If Gingi makes it to the end of the track within the time limit everyone wins! Frank's minigame: Bank Problems Description: Frank the Dialtown Bank Bodyguard is in need of help. Observe the bank visitors and when one has an exclamation mark above their head it means they're about to do a heinous act and you must run up to them and press a button in order to call Frank and throw them to the curve. Each time you successfully throw a person out you get one point. If you throw out Hobo doing a heinous act it's 3 points. Player with the most points at the end of the time limit wins! Ebenezer Dickens' Minigame: What The Dickens? Description: Mr. Dickens needs your help running the Scare Shack! All the faulty wiring and other faulty technology need fixing. When something breaks, mad dash to there and mash the button that's above the broken tech in order to fix it. Fixing it nets you one point. As time progresses more things will break at a time. Player with most points at the end of the time limit wins! Phonegingi/Typegingi's Minigame: Gingi Trash Exploring Description: Gingi wants to go dumpster diving. Use a button to clean through the trash and collect any collectables you might find. Each collectable has it's own point value. Whoever has the most points by the time limit or when all collectables are found, wins!

--THE ENDING--

After completing all the festivals there will be a cutscene with Mingus visiting his grandfather at the nursing home. Mingus will tell his peepaw that the festival was a huge success and that Mingus is more liked by the community something that she thought would never happen after what she's done. Callum isn't responding that much, but soon enough Mingus pulls out the postcard that Mingus used to be so focused on and gives it to Callum. "I don't need this anymore," She says and bids his peepaw farewell. The despondent Callum Crown finally shows some movement and picks up the postcard that was on his lap. Callum stares at the postcard for a long while before putting it aside. Callum closed his hypothetical eye and sleeps. CALLUM CROWN'S MINIGAME: ??????????? Description: This is more of a cutscene than anything. The minigame introduction is in an indecipherable text and when you go to the character select screen the only option is... Callum Crown. The minigame shows the usually start graphic but there's no timer. It's a flashback to the time when Callum took the photo for that postcard. You talk to the townsfolk slowly gathering everyone up to make that fabled photo. Everyone is in place and Callum says "Say Dialtown everyone!" Right as this happens it cuts to current day where a similar photo is being taken except it's everyone in Dialtown that you just did all the minigames with. and then the credits roll.

--CONCLUSION-- Secret Character Unlocks: After you beat the game you unlock Callum Crown, Milton R. Wallace, and Marla Crown. No one acknowledges how they're alive or how Callum remembers anything as their appearances are non canon in an already hypothetical non-canon game! You unlock Jack and Steven via scoring well in Harry and Jack's minigame. You unlock Lola by doing well in Randy's minigame. You unlock Phonald Ringin, Frongles The Clown, and Civilian with cheat codes.

In conclusion: I hope you had a fun time reading this hypothetical. Feel free to take this post and do whatever you want with it like draw fanart of the minigame concepts or whatever. Overall though I just hope you enjoyed a Dialtown superfan's rambles!!!

[fishnets-and-combatboots]

seeking (hopefully!) longterm 1x1 discord roleplay partner to engage in plotting & yapping shenanigans!

i'm lola, an adult, EST, she/her but any pronouns (or just the enticing come-hither crinkle of a snack wrapper) will do! minors please dni.

while i'm looking for a writing partner or two, i'd also love if that could become a friendly kind of relationship, too. i love, love, love OOC yapping, and have a really hard time getting emotionally invested in a roleplay if i don't feel a connection with my partner. plotting, sharing songs / memes / whatevs about our characters, or just sharing funny things or casual discussion and silliness between replies.

right now i'm looking for partners who are lit/adv lit, who enjoy long replies but who aren't necessarily looking for responses every day. life is busy! i'm aiming to exchange 2-3 replies a week. multiple characters/pairings are great!

i'm currently only looking for modern settings for roleplays, but i'm open to discussing the addition of potential fantasy / paranormal / time travel / alternative historical elements if my partner is keen. c: i don't have any plots fleshed out (i really, really want to build something collaboratively), but i have a few pairing ideas that i'd love to explore (but very open to hearing your ideas!):

billionaire x personal assistant

diplomat (or diplomat's adult child) x political spy

art thief / criminal / etc etc x crime novel nerd / journalist

romance very welcome! love me a good slowburn. m/m preferred, but open m/nb and m/f. (as a side note, i am not open to heavy dark romance, and while nsfw/nsfw themes are more than fine, i am a fade to black person.)

if you're at all interested, feel free to drop a note or a dm and tell me a bit about yourself. c:

[topcatofficial]

my ideal modern day top cat reboot (not just tc and/or the gang serving as side characters in an ensemble cast in a hanna-barbera crossover cartoon) would be like,

tc and benny are the same as they always are (selfish hedonistic get-rich-quick schemer and his naive childhood bff enabler)

dibble is a private investigator (like he's always wanted to be) who is tc's other childhood friend (boyfriend) whose investigations somehow always end up intersecting with tc's schemes even when he's not actively investigating tc. i cant decide if i want him to stay human or not tho (dog dibble au my beloved miss u baby)

trans lesbian choo choo my beloved. weird and emotional, and constantly talks about her girlfriend lola glamour (theyre so t4t)

non-committal flirty serial monogamist gold digger fancy fancy, based on a mix of his cartoon personality and comic personality. like if fujiko mine were a catboy, who will sometimes betray the gang but they barely really hold it against him. tc doesnt, anyway

oblivious math wiz brain who is probably nonbinary but he's got finances to go over so he doesnt really care about that right now.

former-hellcat butch biker lesbian spook *giggles* i cant decide whether i want spook to be a she/her lesbian or a he/him lesbian, but very top cat begins/comic based characterization

roxy from the scrapped reboot finally gets to join the gang :) she can have jellystone brain's personality since he's not using it. she also has something extremely gay going on with spook

then side characters would be like,

myra and sheldon live in the city and periodically get involved in tc shenanigans! myra is very much so a neurotic worrywart who is constantly freaking out over the ways her twin brother's schemes can backfire. sheldon didnt really have a solid characterization in his book so maybe he can have jellystone fancy's personality?

kitty glitter from top cat and the beverly hills cats can be recurring because i like her <3 to me shes so lupin-iii-sadgirl coded

lola glamour gets to appear now and then and gets to be so annoyingly sappy pda with choo choo. has a lot of mentions and cameos though cuz shes still a star and shes dating choo choo who adores her childhood best friend turned lover <3 <3 <3

dibbles ex-wife periodically shows up and tc hates her soooooo much which is ironic because theyre kind of parallels. foils. the same but different. i would emphasize them being so similar and in fact that she reminded him of tc is why he married her and she does not like that one bit. self indulgent but i really dont care <3

i think they should have two kids (fred and daniel, based on comic dibble's names) just because i think it'd be funny as fuck. am i making him even more like zenigata? sure but my justification is dibble is a little league coach and camp counselor which is stereotypically things dads do to connect with their kids :P

jazz and beau can be recurring antagonists with their own gang that being dark parallels to tc's gang. teehee.

trixie from the first movie can be a recurring character too but only if shes an irredeemable antagonist in jazz's gang. the rest of jazz's gang consists of pantera from top cat begins, rocky from the comics, and skratch gets to exist separate from spook.

i guess griswald could be recurring since he had two eps and in the comics there was a recurring antagonist who was a bulldog but i dont care enough about griswald to expand on that idea

- oh wait he can be the actual cop since dibble is a PI now. duh. he literally became a police dog in one ep so it works.

cop cat from the comics can be griswald's partner although i think he needs a better name than "cop cat" ... maybe fuse him with officer prowler so he gets a cooler name. idk

[endifi]

My Prince Model 2023

wow....it's been a bit since the last Loud House fanart I've drawn...I was looking back at the old posts I made here on Tumblr and looking at my old Loud House art felt nostalgic. I haven't drawn Loud House since 2018 and don't expect me to draw Loud House again. I just wanted to doodle something from that time I know i'll never finish. My Prince Model: A comic I made based upon a childhood manga called Instant Teen Just Add Nuts. It was a story where Lola Loud wanted to just get an autograph from a famous model name "Lexx"ington and shenanigans' happened. And people somehow still didn't get the joke....and thought it...was Lincoln....i swear you people. I discontinued it because I left the Loud House Fandom due to me starting another project and also getting depressed and uncomfortable being in the fandom. I do still connect with like....two people who were apart of the Loud House fandom since we moved on to better things in life. I do still watch the show sometimes. Not like what I use to though. The show has gotten too predictable now.

NGL, also looking at my Luna Loud animatic and the Clyde Mother's Day post I made did make me emotional. And I do miss drawing the Loud House Boys/Genderbent Loudhouse. It was during a time I wanted to fit in with a community after finishing college and I felt loneliness art wise. And I am glad I made a couple friends I still connect with to this day. Anyways, I hope you enjoy this Loud House piece. Please don't repost. You can repost my Pokemon gijinkas WITH CREDITS PLEASE, but I don't want my Loud House work reposted. I appreciate it.

If you wanna read the discontinued My Prince Model comic, here you go

I know i could spoil how this story was suppose to end, but it wasn't FULLY fleshed out, but all I remember is that there was some multi dimension stuff going on and the ending was supposed to be very heartwarming. Anyways. Thank you for all the love over the past years. <3

....my artstyle hasn't changed much hahaha

[eddysocs]

Matchmaking Menaces — Donna Sheridan x OC

Summary: Five times Tanya and Rosie tried to get Lola and Donna to admit their feelings to each other, and the one time it finally happened.

Word Count: 1,582

Warnings: None, just fluff and shenanigans

1. The Failed Breakfast Scheme

The sun was rising over the Greek island of Kalokairi, casting a golden hue over the cerulean sea. In the kitchen of the Villa Donna, Tanya and Rosie were hatching their first plan to get Donna and Lola to confess their feelings for each other. The plan was simple, a romantic breakfast for two.

Tanya, with her impeccable taste, set up a picturesque table on the terrace overlooking the sea. Rosie was in charge of the food. Freshly squeezed orange juice, croissants, and heart shaped pancakes were among the highlights. Once it was all set up, the two knocked on Donna and Lola's bedroom doors and quickly made a run for it.

Moments later Donna stumbled into the kitchen, hair tousled and still half asleep. "Morning," she mumbled to Lola, who was emerging from her own room at the same time.

"Morning," Lola replied, heading for the coffee pot to get it going. Once her cup was in hand, she turned around to face the balcony, which Donna was already out investigating. "What's going on," Lola asked.

"It looks like breakfast is already taken care of. Join me?"

Lola shrugged. Usually she had some coffee and a few pieces of fruit, but she wasn’t about to turn down an already prepared meal. "I could eat."

So Donna and Lola spent the entire breakfast talking about villa renovations and the latest island gossip. They didn’t even come anywhere close to a confession. Tanya and Rosie exchanged disappointed looks when things proceeded as normal for the rest of the day.

2. The Misinterpreted Love Letter

With their previous plan not panning out, next, Tanya and Rosie decided that a heartfelt love letter might be the way to go. They spent the better part of the day carefully crafting a letter full of romantic sentiments, and signed it with Donna's name. Their plan was to slip it under Lola's door so she could find it in the morning.

Rosie snuck over to Lola's room at some point past midnight, and slipped the letter under the door before hurrying off with a yawn. Despite how tired she was from her brainstorming session with Tanya, she felt like a teenager again, pulling off a secret mission, or a prank, depending on how it worked out.

The following day, Lola picked the letter up off her floor, wondering at it before unfolding the paper, her eyes widening as she read it. A smile spread across her face, and she rushed to find Donna.

"Donna, I got your letter," Lola exclaimed, holding it up.

Donna glanced at the folded sheet in her hand, utterly perplexed. "What letter?"

Lola's face momentarily fell when she realized that Donna was serious. Rosie and Tanya, who lingered just outside, barely close enough to eavesdrop, held their breath as Lola began to read the letter aloud. But instead of a confession, Donna burst out laughing.

"It must be something Tanya and Rosie cooked up," Donna chuckled, leaving Lola confused. Again, no confession. On to Plan C.

3. The Romantic Beach Picnic That Wasn't

Determined not to be thwarted, several days later, when the letter fiasco had a good amount of time to fade from the forefront of everyone's memories, Tanya and Rosie decided to arrange a romantic beachside picnic. They decorated the spot with flameless candles and petals from various flowers native to the island, which were not always as easy to get as they both had hoped. They laid out a blanket to ward off the majority of the sand, and put together a basket full of delicious treats.

Donna and Lola were lured to the beach under the guise of hearing Rosie and Tanya's 'plans' for Villa Donna. As they approached, their eyes widened at the setup.

"Is this a business meeting or a date," Lola asked, her heart racing.

"Looks like we still have a couple of matchmakers on our hands," Donna said, rolling her eyes but smiling.

Lola admired the efforts that Rosie and Tanya were making on her behalf, but whatever they’d done so far didn’t give her any clearer of an idea if Donna was even remotely interested, and without a quick escape off of Kalokairi, she didn’t want to put her heart at risk only for Donna to reject her.

They sat down and enjoyed the picnic anyway, but every time the conversation veered towards anything remotely romantic, Donna quickly shifted to safer topics like the weather and the latest batch of tourists.

Rosie facepalmed, and Tanya shook her head in disbelief from their hidden vantage point. They loved their friend, but boy could she be thick sometimes.

4. The Dance of Distraction

For their next attempt, Tanya and Rosie planned a dance party at the villa. A weekend mixer, they called it. Donna let them take charge of the planning while she and Lola made some cosmetic upgrades to the villa. Tanya and Rosie hoped that the music and atmosphere would loosen Donna up enough to admit her feelings. All Lola would have to do is ask her to dance, and they were sure Donna would finally let her feelings be known.

Twinkling lights lent a sensual atmosphere to the already beautiful island, and the place looked like perfect spot to fall in love. Guests attended and the night was alive with music, laughter, and dancing. Tanya and Rosie orchestrated a slow dance at the most opportune moment, making sure Donna and Lola were the only ones left without partners.

"May I have this dance," Lola asked, extending her hand to Donna.

Donna took it, feeling a flutter in her stomach. As they danced under the stars, their friends watched eagerly, sure their efforts were finally about to pay off. But instead of the romantic confession they’d been so fervently pushing for, Donna instead ended up laughing and reminiscing with Lola about her wild younger days. Lola let herself be taken in by the stories as she would have at any other time, but she had wished for something more from Donna just as Tanya and Rosie had been.

5. The Candlelight Confusion

The two meddlers were now growing desperate. Donna had never made anything easy on them before, so why would she start now? However, they hadn’t exhausted all of their options yet.

For their fifth attempt, they feigned a power outage. Donna and Lola had been busy painting, and this particular weekend saw no new guests, only a few early morning checkouts, so it wouldn’t hurt the villa's reviews. As soon as they’d flipped the breaker, they knew it wouldn’t be long before Donna noticed the problem.

Meanwhile, they put in place a candlelit dinner. Nothing could have been more perfect. Soft music played in the background, Rosie had made some exquisite food, and the mood was set for romance. If Donna let this opportunity pass her by, then Tanya and Rosie didn’t know what they’d do.

Donna and Lola stumbled across the setup at nearly the same time. Exchanging an amused look, Donna's worries of a power failure melted away. "Another one of their schemes," Lola whispered, used to how this generally played out.

"Seems like it," Donna replied, shaking her head fondly.

As they dined, the conversation flowed easily. They were both more relaxed, the candlelight casting a warm glow on their faces as the sun began to set behind them. Tanya and Rosie held their breath, hoping this would be it.

But just as Donna was about to say something, Rosie accidentally hit the switch she’d been hovering over for after the big confession, and the lights flickered back on, revealing the two of them watching intently. Donna and Lola burst into laughter, and the moment was lost.

+1. The Unexpected Serenade

At long last, Tanya and Rosie were out of ideas. They decided to give up and let fate take its course. However, fate had its own plans.

One evening, after a particularly lively karaoke night where Lola sang a love song that moved even herself to tears, Lola and Donna found themselves walking back to the villa, the moonlight reflecting off the calm sea. They stopped by the beach, the sounds of the party fading into the background.

"Donna," Lola started, her voice trembling slightly, "I know this might sound crazy, but I have feelings for you. I think I always have."

Donna looked at her, shock etching its way over her features. "I guess Tanya and Rosie's schemes weren't so ridiculous after all," she finally said, not knowing what else to say in the moment. They laughed, a little uneasily, and then Donna spoke again. "I never planned on falling in love again," she admitted.

"I’m not asking you to. I just needed you to know how I felt. It doesn’t have to change anything between us," Lola explained, feeling herself falling dangerously into rambling territory.

"Oh, yes it does," Donna replied and before Lola could ask what that meant, Donna was kissing her.

Tanya and Rosie were headed down from the party at that precise moment, and Tanya couldn’t believe what she was seeing. Elbowing Rosie quite sharply in the ribs, she pointed ahead of them. "Ouch! What?" Following her finger out to the water's edge, Rosie could finally see what had stopped Tanya in her tracks.

"What d'ya know, we finally did it," Rosie sighed.

"I don’t think we had anything to do with this one, but I’ll take the win."

Forever Tag: @baubeautyandthegeek, @kmc1989, @curious-kittens-ocs, @fanficanatic-tw, @gcthvile

Lola Marsh: @freshmoneyalmondathlete

[itwoodbeprefect]

911 season 7 episode 3!!!

fjkdf i love when we get a little montage to introduce minor characters in the episode, and i love when that's fun, and i think this family is fun (corey!), but they really got me when the grandmother went "we need to get to the lifeboats. i want a good seat!"

the thing about 911 is. the thing about 911 is that at some point i WILL end up crying a little from the stress of the awful terrible horrible situations these fictional characters end up in

"dead men don't bleed." bobby throwing out a banger of a revenge western title

"what are you all doing! on the ceiling!!!" that's a VERY good question, norman.

i'm, let's say, a little skeptical of the real world feasability of this rope and climbing rescue plan bobby is executing, but i do love when 911 goes hey! what the fuck! enjoy some action movie shenanigans!

"wish buck could have seen you do that." "honestly, i would have much rather seen buck do that." <3

love the way maddie is trying to have a phone conversation with chim but buck and eddie keep half joining in, like kids in the back seat of the car only catching half the conversation between their parents.

"so who's missing, bobby and athena or hen?" "yes." one of those lines that's extremely obviously something the writers set up for themselves, but i can't fault them for it, because i will admit i do like a corny overused joke.

"how are you feeling?" "like my world's been turned upside-down." man, this is a guy who knows how to milk his situation for fitting witty comments. first the whole gambling thing, now this.

"hen, where are you?" oh, she's just doing illegal paperwork. <3

dear god. so far, counting the communications officer who died last episode, this is turning out to be a survivable emergency unless you're a black man.

OH. OKAY.

so this is where tommy shows up!!

"could be why i haven't been getting your christmas cards." fdjkfd.

i felt like i'd probably seen every scene with tommy in it giffed ten different ways by now, but i did NOT see much of this, or realize that this is how he came back into the picture. good for him. he's immediately making up for past bad behavior by randomly having hen's back.

oh, of course. not random!! it's family, doing ill-advised heroic things that should get them fired togetherrrr. <3

"oh, i think this is an open channel." "do you, buck? do you really?" fjkdfd.

awwww. the 118: WHO CARES. 💪

always a fun time when the guy behind the controls of the helicopter says you're probably all going to die anyway!

lola: "i've never been with another man." norman: "neither have i!" ?? evan buckley, SECOND bi character this season

mr. doctor stepping up!! love that for him!!

"well, unless you feel like swimming back, that's all we've got." i do love this personality they've given tommy!

also, i realize tommy's last name is kinard, which has entirely different origins, but i keep hearing canard, as in french for duck, which would be kind of funny for a man flying over water.

tommy being stupidly willing to go along with the 118's stupid let's-just-maybe-all-die-here-for-hen's-hunch plan! i adore that this is how we're introduced to him again, it's so good, hard not to immediately love him.

guy who's been very rightfully and realistically skeptical of their chances of survival from the start: "but there's nothing out there." [helicopter noises] < continuing the tradition of characters with a normal reasonable view of the world being smugly proven wrong on this show, fjdkfd.

the thank you for choosing oceanis blue last words, oh my god. very goofy.

"i'm not supposed to go with strangers." corey, i love you.

"what are we gonna do?" "we're gonna keep trying." damn if that isn't bobby coming up with a way better line than buck's off the top of his head. the 118: we're gonna keep trying.

fjdkfd sorry but if you're bobby trying to rescue a little kid and the door above you closes up and you can't get it open and the water keeps rising and you're about to drown (again), and then the door DOES suddenly pop open and buck and eddie in full gear are grinning down at you when there's supposed to be absolutely ZERO chance of them even being on this sinking ship in the middle of the ocean in a hurricane to begin with, i think that maybe, for at least a quick second there, you might think that this time you finally did die.

ohoho! see this, of course, i did see giffed.

hen thanking maddie is good. bobby calling hen captain is great. bobby and athena getting back home and taking their fast food into the bedroom is lovely. love when there's at least a little time to wind down from the episode. <3

[maskedemerald]

Find the original calendar post from lola-theshowgrl here

Day 3: Tell us about your MC

My MC is currently unnamed, but that's not a problem in this plot. There are going to be name based shenanigans anyway, after all in a land of fae names are sure to have some caution to being handed out. So let me introduce you to the MC:

Magic Act's MC and POV character is a teen trans boy, he has an interest in science and has been practicing magic tricks for fun after getting a kit 2 years ago for a birthday present from his favourite (only) aunt. He's never performed for anyone more than a cluster of friends in the school yard so he's a bit out of his depth with fooling Fae but he has to try. He's a little in over his head with only vague memories of stories about the fae and other bits of folklore from his grandfather to guide him and his risky ally.

[monamipencil]

─── masterlists ;

001 ... ⌕ [ old works masterlist ]

002 ... ⌕ [ svt masterlist ]

003 ... ⌕ [ spooktober ‘24 ]

⟶ back to navi

[zestyderg]

Hey Zesty! I know you can’t draw right away so I’m going ask your headcanons about the BB trio specifically what mayhem they have caused outside of the game because all of Joe’s flaplings are all quite chaotic! Thanks! ❤️

They're committing Arson

Jk jk

(Kinda)

-Having Joe around to keep an eye on them means that they're less prone to causing trouble, but also they want to please him, and if he doesn't want them to cause trouble, they'll try not to go overboard with their shenanigans (mostly)

-If there's loud music being blared at 3 am that all of Caliosteo can hear it's definitely because of them (read: because of Lester).

-Cole is big into fashion, and so he spends a lot of his time trying out makeup, new outfits, and then subjecting other people to that. He wants victims test subjects to try out his fashion stuff on. He's also probably a cosplayer and spends a lot of time into making intricate and genuinely well-made costumes.

-We know Lester participates in eating contests, that's just canon, and he's damn good at it. I don't think anyone in Caliosteo (who isn't a vivosaur) can eat as much as he does. Dina genuinely thinks that this is amazing and really cool of him. If food goes missing its usually either Lester or Dina who did it.

-Lester collects a ton of merch for different bands, and he keeps said merch in pristine condition and knows where he keeps every little thing. Do NOT take or touch his band merch, or you will P A Y.

-Lester helps the staff out with heavy-lifting sometimes.

-Lola probably smokes weed.

-Lola has a massive sweet tooth, and you could probably bribe her with candy. The sweeter the treat, the better. Since she's always chewing bubblegum it's probably a favorite of hers.

-The trio sometimes crash fossil tournaments or cause trouble by letting their boneysaurs run amok when they're really bored, and it always ends with the patrol team playing hero and Joe confronting them about it later.

-Since Lola has the braincell between the three of them, any plans where they coordinate to cause trouble is almost always her fault.

-The commanders love to play pranks on the staff, typically harmless ones. One of Lola's favorites is drawings on people's faces when they sleep. She has done this to Joe. She got caught lmao.

-Cole secretly likes nightcore. Don't tell anyone.

-Petty fossil battles between commander and patrol team member are common. If Dina is involved, it might end in someone getting bit. Cole is slightly afraid of Dina because he's been bitten (and thrashed in fossil battles) the most.

[madisonrooney]

I love that answer! So sorry it was already a qotd I completely forgot but lmao personally I’d love to see Descendants as a Broadway Musical either focusing on just one of them or making 3 separate acts and combining the stories I feel like so many of the dances already work for a stage setting and there are many scenes where a song could be use to move the story along further, plus the campy costumery would work really well on broadway!

If Dove and Sabrina were to do a project together what would you want it to be? A movie? A book? An Album? A show? ect. and what would the plot or premise be? - ❄️🎄

not a problem!! like i said, i hadn't even answered it anyway. i would've said descendants but i thought that'd be too easy lol, plus there is a stage version that already exists, but ofc i agree with you! i havent read the whole script for the stage version but from what i know about it there are definitely at least a few things i would change, like isnt a song from 2 or 3 changed into a song about tourney for jay? that just sounds weird lol.

oh god the ultimate goal...adventures in babysitting comes to mind for inspo since it was also sabrina and a fav of mine and i remember at the time just being blown away by that concept. so i feel like something similar, a comedy where they're friends. maybe a show in this case? since they're older now, they could be college roommates or something (oh my god they were roommates). i feel like they have a lot in common so rather than being opposites attract like jenny and lola maybe it could involve them being SO similar that it gets them into trouble, like they're not good at being one another's moral compass even when they should be. and shenanigans ensue.

is there a pair of disney channel stars that haven't acted together before that you'd love to see?

[xxthedragonrebornxx]

FUCK YOU I AM TALKING ABOUT THE CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED UNOFFICIAL MINECRAFT NOVEL SERIES!!!!!!

diary of an 8-bit warrior started out as your typical, shit-off-the-factory-line "diary of a _____" book that abuses the fact that minecraft doesn't have enough fucks to give to police people making unofficial books.

but it got better. for some fucking reason, the author decided to keep it going. i am the only person in the fuckign world who cares about this book series and i am going to change that.

book 1: diary of an 8-bit ()villager() warrior

this is the first book in the series and the second-to-last when ranked in terms of quality. it follows Runt Ironfurnace, a villager living in a large, walled-off village. his greatest dream (as you may have guessed) is to be a warrior, and his village school has just introduced a course on just that. its one of the slowest books, introduces the main characters of runt, his best bud Stump, his rival max, steve the player, and mike the... other player. not a lot happens in this book, its mostly just runt, steve, and mike convincing the mayor to let them teach actual combat lessons instead of the unless bumbling the current teacher is doing. the book ends with an ominous forest that mysteriously expands toward the village.

book 2: diary of an 8-bit warrior: from seeds to swords

this one is the worst, purely because it establishes the concept of a "poop creeper" (which thankfully turns out to be a fake rumor.) max and runt go from rivals to friends, and more vital characters are introduced. mainly, pebble the bully, emerald the mean girl, and most importantly breeze, the mysterious new girl who wont stop following runt. more shenanigans happen, and eventually everyone but pebble becomes friends. there's a potion brewing competition, the forest does more stuff, and it begins to pick up traction. mobs actually start to attack the village directly, and there's some real diamond-in-the-rough writing about how no amount of training can prepare you for the fear of losing your life. herobine is namedroped for the first time (because of course) and we end the book with the steaks ramping up.

book 3: crafting alliances (im not doing the full title each time)

really where the series hits stride, in my opinion. a steady mystery plot is built up around the origins of breeze, and there's a pretty decent main plot about a huge group of players overtaking the city, who consider the villagers less than human because everything is "just a game" and herobrine is established as an actually scary villain. (i know, impossible) with steady tension building from the escalating threat of ever-stronger mobs constantly assailing the city. the forest is revealed as a base of operations for the mobs, and all efforts turn to destroying it before the walls fall. pebble becomes ever more insidious, going from bully to active threat.

also, there are a lot of plot holes from this point on, due to the author retconing the stupid shit from the pervious books.

book 4: path of the diamond

begins with a truly chilling battle between pebble and runt, where pebble attempts to ACTUALLY MURDER HIM WHAT THE FUCK in the process opening a huge part of the wall. his reasoning?

"you're a threat to the village, runt. i cant afford to let you take that commander position from me. if you get into power, you'll kill us all."

and its like JESUS (nonexistant) when did we transition from poop creepers?! (also there's a whole thing where villager jobs are called "paths" and the path of the warrior was only available to the top five. in this book, the path of the diamond is a commander position for the top five, and the conflict hinges on runt or breeze trying to get it before the others.) we also meet lola, the air-headed redstoner who rounds out the final member of runt's team. there's also something to be said for some neurodivergent rep here, as multiple times, its explicitly stated that lola has a hard time doing things the "normal" way and usually does it her own way. i wont spoil it in case you want to read the 6-book series yourself, but this is really brilliantly done in the ending.

i wont describe books 5 and 6, but rest assured they continue to get better, with it almost seeming like the author takes off their training wheels to write some real good high-fantasy while still staying true to the "minecrafy" origins.

NOW GO READ IT YA HOOLIGANS!!!

mutuals do this

[gremlin-that-commits-arson]

I made a thing. It's amazing how good of an escapism Blooming Panic is. For the onion enjoyers, I bring to you a feast. I hope I did okay. Fluff, pure fluff.

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On everyone’s 16th birthday, the first compliment that their soulmate gives them is placed on their arm. These soulmate marks can be red for romantic soulmates or blue for platonic soulmates. You’ve always hoped to have a romantic or sweet first compliment. Imagining all the things that you’d like to see was an activity you engaged in constantly ever since you found out about soulmates.

To your shock, on your 16th birthday you did not have romantic or sweet words that would make any young person swoon, but instead an insult. The words read, in bright red, “You’re truly insufferable, did you know that?” To say you were perplexed would be an understatement. How could someone calling you insufferable be a compliment? What type of person would say that, let alone say it with the intention of being a compliment.

You had no idea.

As the years passed, you still couldn’t figure out what type of person your soulmate would be. You weren’t good with guessing character or anything to do with other humans, so it wasn’t really a surprise. It was still annoying, though.

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Onion has always loved the idea of soulmates. He was so excited to get his mark. It was something he could truly rely on happening. Even if he didn’t have a romantic soulmate, he’d still have someone who’d stick with him through thick and thin. He had always had trouble socialising, so knowing that he’d have someone who would enjoy his presence and want to stay with him was comforting.

On his 16th birthday, his letters appeared. In a soft red stood the words “It’s admirable that you work so hard.” He was ecstatic. He not only had a romantic soulmate, but said soulmate would see how hard he works and appreciate it. These words fueled him. Whenever he was stressed, he’d look down at his arm and be filled with a new motivation. These words provided a sense of hope to him, instead of the constant insurmountable dread he felt.

It was a sense of pride for him.

The years passed, but he still worked hard. He wanted to be someone his family and soulmate could be proud of. He still wasn’t good with people, but hopefully that wouldn’t matter. Soulmates were meant to be compatible.

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You had recently begun reading a romance webcomic by the name of Blooming panic. It was fun seeing Lola go through her life, and seeing her relationship with her boyfriends. It was also interesting to see a world without soulmates.

A new tweet had popped up. It contained a link to a discord server for Bloomic. Without even thinking, you clicked. It immediately started downloading an entirely new client. Welp. Too late to turn back now.

After having set up your profile and agreeing to the rules, you were immediately thrown into a conversation. It was entertaining enough and after people noticed a new person joined the server, they welcomed you with open arms.

It was easy to talk to these people. One person in particular caught your attention. The blunt university student who still goes along with the server shenanigans despite complaining. You didn’t know why, but something about him drew you in. So you did something that would normally make you die of anxiety.

u/n: @Onionthief, would you be interested in a video call?

nightowl: Why would you want to call with someone like Onion?

nightowl: He’s SO boringggg

nightowl: Call with me instead ;3

u/n: Nah, I asked Onion to call, not you.

Onionthief: Sure, I have some free time.

When you joined the voice chat, you were slightly taken by surprise. He was hot. Like Really hot. Without realising, you were very obviously staring.

“Is something the matter?” He asked, confused. The question made you snap back to reality, a blush slowly rising to your cheeks.

“Oh! Uh- Nothing’s wrong, sorry.”

“Okay…”

“Anyway! Hii! I decided to see if you’d like to call because that would make communicating easier. Thanks for joining me.”

“No problem, I guess? I don’t exactly have anything better to do.” Onion knew that was a lie, he had studying to do, but what you didn’t know couldn’t hurt you.

“Cool! So earlier you were saying that you were a university student. Can I inquire about what you’re majoring in?”

He seemed taken aback for a moment.

“People in the server usually don’t want to talk about university with me.” That was actually surprising. You loved talking about university.

“Really? I honestly don’t get why. I love university, and learning what others are studying is so fun.”

“That’s a first. I study computer science, though.”

“Oooooo~ Comp Sci is cool! I had considered it at some point, but then realised that I would probably enjoy a career built off of biochemistry instead.”

“Oh wow. I’ve heard that biochemistry is a very niche subject. It’s still important though, so good on you for going into it.”

Internally, onion was having an argument with himself. The second he saw you, his mind went blank. You were really attractive. Hearing that you were also going to university for biochemistry made you even more so. The argument was taking place because one side of his brain was already lovestruck, whereas the other side was adamantly hitting the lovestruck side. He was supposed to only think romantically of his soulmate. Thinking like that about anyone else was unacceptable.

Blissfully unaware of the conflict in Onions brain, you moved on to the next question you had for him.

“University’s expensive, what do you do to pay the tuition?”

“I uh- I work at a restaurant and a café, what about you?”

“Nice! It’s admirable that you work so hard. I mean, two jobs and uni is tough. I also work at a café, but I do art commissions as well.”

Onion was definitely caught off guard, he doesn’t get complimented often. Play it cool, Onion.

“I do what I have to to keep my family healthy.” Ah yes, deflection. The best way to deal with compliments.

“Oh~ A family man? How many siblings do you have? I’m guessing that you’re the oldest.”

“You’re right about that. I’m the oldest of seven.” Upon hearing that, your jaw dropped.

“Holy shit. That’s a lot of siblings. Sounds fun, but tiring. I’ve always wanted a big family.”

He quirked a brow. “Really now? Most people apologise as soon as they find out.”

“Well that’s stupid. Sure, big families are a lot of work, but that doesn’t mean that they’re a bad thing. They’re just not for everyone.” Okay, shoot. You liked big families too. Onion thought. It seemed to him as though the more he learns about you, the more perfect you seem. Oh no. This is bad. You’re not his soulmate, right? WAIT. YOU SAID THE THING. This could be a coincidence though. Oh shoot, he still has to reply to what you said.

“I can agree with that. I could never understand why people see it as such a bad thing.” He said coolly, almost as if he wasn’t having an internal spiral.

Before you could reply back, your alarm went off. It was an indication of how late it had gotten.

“Oof, gotta go. Talk to you tomorrow.”

You left the call and wound down for the night. Onion was surprisingly pleasant company. You hoped you could talk to him again tomorrow.

Morning came, bringing you out of your slumber. You went about your day as normal, going to class, working and then volunteering at the local nursery school. Volunteering was where it got interesting. You definitely wanted to tell Onion what happened, but that would have to wait until you got home.

After your friend dropped you off at your apartment, you practically ran to your computer.

__u/n is now online__

BIGLADY: Hiya u/n!

BIGLADY: Small crowd tonight ;-;

u/n: Hi Lady!

u/n: Is onion online?

BIGLADY: It seems so, but I think he’s AFK.

u/n: Ah. okay.

u/n: @Onionthief GET YO BUTT IN VC.

Onionthief: Ugh. Fine.

When Onion joined VC, he had a half annoyed look on his face.

“You interrupted my studying, just so that you know.” He said.

“If I was really interrupting, you wouldn’t have joined the call.” You retorted, sticking out your tongue.

“You’re truly insufferable, did you know that?” You would have been offended, were it not for the obvious affection in his voice.

“You know you love me ;p”

His response was to roll his eyes and scoff.

"Whatever helps you sleep at night. What was so important that you had to interrupt my precious study time?"

"Well.. I wanted to tell you about what happened today at the nursery school that I volunteer at."

"Wait. You volunteer at a nursery school?"

"Yeah. Haven't I told you already?"

"No. This is the first time that I'm hearing about it."

"Oh. Well, do you want to hear the story or not?"

"I'll listen to it, but only so that you stop bothering me." He was, in all honesty, really excited to hear about it. But he couldn't show it.

Upon hearing that, you cheered.

"Heck yeah! Okay, so-" You proceeded to regale the amazing tale of the Sandpit Duel, which led to the Great Napping. Onion pretended to not notice with how much love and adoration you spoke of the kids. It was really cute, if he was being honest with himself. He also tried not to think about how excited you were to tell him this story.

After your story was finished, Onion actually had to leave. He still had to study, after all.

Once the call ended, you found yourself thinking back on the conversation. Then you realised. Onion. Said. The. Words. And. It. Came. Across. As. A. Compliment. AAAAAAAAA

You were short-circuiting. There was no way that someone as hot as onion could be your soulmate. It had to be some dumb coincidence, you were sure of it.

But as the days went by and you spent more time with the shallot man, the possibility began to eat at your conscience. It couldn't hurt to ask, right?

It took some time to gather the courage to ask. The logical side of your brain knew that it wouldn't amount to the end of your friendship if you were wrong. The illogical side was scared of being wrong because it very much hoped you were right. At last, you sucked it up like an adult. You were on call, so it was the perfect time.

"Uh, Onion?"

He looked up from the book he was reading, giving you a questioning expression. "Yes?"

"Is it okay if I ask what your soulmate mark says?" Oh shi- he was not ready for this. But he couldn't exactly run from the conversation without coming off as weird.

"Uh- it says something about me being hardworking, why?"

"Wasn't that the first compliment I gave you?"

"I think so… Why do you ask?"

"The first compliment you gave me matches the one on my mark."

Oh crap. Onion turned red within seconds.

No way.

No hecking way.

"Are you okay?" Your voice came through his headset.

"Yes. I'm fine. I just… need a second."

"You aren't upset, right?" You said, worry evident in your voice.

Onion didn't want you to be worried. He took a deep, steadying breath and replied.

"No, I'm nowhere near upset. I am actually quite happy about it."

You let out a relieved sigh. Thank goodness.

"I'm glad to hear that."

—----------------

As you looked for the designated meeting spot in the airport, you spotted a familiar figure pacing back and forth. He was probably worrying about your safety. He was prone to worrying, after all. As you walked towards him, you called out. He immediately whipped his head towards the sound. Relief flooded his face as he started making his way towards you as well.

As soon as you were within a meter of eachother, you basically tackled him. With a soft 'umph', you were in his arms. You were both kind of rocking back and forth, with Onion giving the occasional forehead kiss. You stayed in eachother's arms for a few minutes. Then you and Onion made your way to his family home.

You walk in the door and are immediately struck with a homely feeling. There were some toys scattered around the hallway and there are shoes lined up by the door. Walking to the kitchen, you're met with 8 faces, looking at you expectantly.

Suddenly, you remember that you're an introvert that has no idea how to correctly socialize. Onion seems to notice your hesitation, and takes the lead in introducing you. "Everyone, this is my partner, MC." A chattering forms, and things like "they're so pretty." And "I'm so happy he finally found someone." Are heard here and there.

Slowly, the youngest sister approaches you, looking shy. Your parental instincts immediately kick in and you crouch down, getting on her level and giving her a soft "Hey there." She seems surprised for a moment, before grinning wildly and running off to another part of the house.

Without your knowledge, everyone was watching this interaction and upon seeing the grin on the youngest's face, they all knew you'd fit in just fine. Onion couldn't describe how proud he was.

[house-of-slayterr]

Story Master List

DC Comics: 

Tik Tok's 

Cat Has A Kitten

Wrong Number 

Harley's Day

Ink Blot Meet Cute

Rorschach's Journal

Gotham: 

Magnolia Blossom: 

Y/N POV

Life On The Vine

Riddle Me This

About Molly Maddox

Mayoral Favor 

At The Gala

Jim's Wish

Party Aftermath

One Kid, Two Kid, Dead Kid, New Kid

A Riddle To Remember, A Night To Forget

In Too Deep

Blurred Lines

Court of Owls 

Wayne's The Name

Let The Games Begin

Mad Hatter

Ask and Thou Shall Be Roasted

Get Groovy With It

Very Special Talent 

Beheading 

Girls Night Out!

Spring Into Offspring

Euphoria in Dystopia 

Necromancer, oh Necromancer 

Home, Sweet Home

Text Chats: 

Wrong Number 

Gotham Newbie 

New In Town

Bagel

Marriage Proposal 

Family Vacay

Fanfic Harvey

Cat Called

Kids

Misc: 

The Youth Of Gotham 

Jerome's Eye

Interview With the Vampire: 

Rory’s Blog: Aurora Celeste de Morts on Tumblr

Aurora

Marvel:

No Way Home

Slasher Fandom: 

Adrian Chase Au: 

Chasing a New High

Ducky OC: 

Origin 

Eren's Day

Ducky's Day

Bertie's Day

Inspo

Best of Friends 

Garden Fiasco 

Broken Hearts

Cotton Candy

Hop Into My Arms

Photo

Hanibal Family: 

Newton's Law

School Project 

Family Bonding 

A New Day Dawning

And So, Chaos Ensues 

House of Wax:

What Makes You Tick?

What Makes You Tick? Pt. 2

What Makes You Tick? Pt.3 

Crossover

Recess 

Bo:

Bo's Girl

Bo's Day

Lester: 

Beauty's In The Eye Of the Beholder

Lola Sinclair 

Teasing Lester 

Vincent:

Micheal Myers:

Making History 

Teenage Bullshit

All My Homies Hate Sam Loomis

Loves A Killing Game

Sick Days

Roller Blades of Fate

Summertime Sadness

Sanitarium Shenanigans

Submissive Moments 

For Meadow 

Misc:

Shopping With Slashers 

Tik Tok Quotes 

Be My Victim 

Mother's Day

Pennywise: 

Clowning Around

I've Got Friends in Strange Places 

Thomas Hewitt: 

Reading

Basement Dwellings  

Under The Texas Sun

Crossover

Twilight: 

Menace To Society 

Sexy Vampires

The Lost Boys: 

I Need a Vacation 

Finding Laddie

Lost In Their Eyes 

Breaking in That New Town Feel 

Wattpad Links: 

Twilight In Harmony 

Black Sparrow (DC Comics)

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