#lol woops

[vex-posts]

Any Ninjago and MLP enjoyers?

[metawarehighschoolconfessions]

i will place this fumo png in metaware high school in 22 days

[emotopunkpipeline]

casually not realizing Ballister was a father figure until reading it on this damn site because i barely ever had one of those

[gaasublarb]

It has come to my attention that Bubble Bath is rhyming slang and I need to edit my latest fanfic

Update: fixed it

[heidiamalia]

trying to find flights and/or amtrak destinations on a whim for my birthday next month like ive got friends who can drop things and go with me just as fast

[likedaylighht]

passing this along since i know you're an empyrean series girlie too but people were able to get early copies of onyx storm and are posting huge spoilers online so be careful please!!

Omg thank you for the warning! I’m not on tiktok or Twitter which I feel like would be the most likely places for spoilers to first be posted but I have been sending a few IG reels back and forth to my other friends who are excited about onyx storm so I might stop looking at those until I read the book bc if there’s one thing I hate it’s a spoiler

[dovesick]

endless night

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki is and forever will be a massive baby.

and it’s all your damn fault, so he says.

you hadn’t even said anything bad. all you'd said was that he looked even more handsome today then he usually did. and he'd looked at you like you grew an extra head, and now he's like this.

you don't even really know what did it, but then again it could've been anything with katsuki. too much eye contact, too long eye contact. your hands lingering a little too long on his face or your fingers rubbing at the crease of his eyebrows.

you don't know what it is but he won't remove his head from your neck now, grumbling about how stupid you are.

"katsukii.."

"shut up." he hisses through gritted teeth like he's angry, and he is. look at what you do to him ! it drives him crazy. you drive him crazy.

yet you giggle, rubbing softly at his hair and he shoves his head into you harder, the angle he's forcing your neck at is awkward but you don't mind, you'll let him have his little tantrum as you stroke his blonde messy tufts of hair tickling your chin.

"all i said was that-"

"i heard you. the first time. shut the fuck up." his grip on your hips tightens to the point you think he'll make indents in your skin. hands practically steaming and boiling hot to show you the embarrassment he refuses to let show on his face. your smirk grows wider, god you love messing with your boyfriend.

"i don't get why you're so angry, baby." you coo sweetly and he growls from the deepest part of his throat. he squeezes at your waist, clearly wanting you to just stop talking. but of course. you don't.

"it's cus you—you fuckin'—" he splutters and cuts himself off, not finding a proper way to convey how much you make his skin burn and prickle and itch. how you have his heart buzz and beat so loud against his ribcage he's sure you can hear it. and how much he fucking hates it. (he doesn't)

so he does the next best thing.

"ouch !"

he bites you. the asshole.

you're such an asshat !" you whine, pushing at his shoulders, and he grumbles when he pulls away. he lightly nuzzles against the mark he's left into your skin as a sort of apology, you don't deserve a kiss right now. (he'll give you one later) then he pulls away to look at you.

"s'your own fault," he huffs, cheeks less bright then they first were when you'd made the irreparable mistake of complimenting him (in his eyes, you regret nothing) but still with a nasty scowl on his face.

"ya keep sayin' dumb shit so now you deal with the consequences," he presses his nose against your pulse point as he huffs hard into your neck to annoy you and it works because you grumble, you feel him smirk proudly.

two could play that game.

"what dumb shit ? the fact that you're handso-" you cut yourself off with a giggled squeal as katsuki drops you backwards onto his bed with a snarl. you snort and giggle when he blows raspberries and softly bites into your neck, helplessly trying to push him away with your limp arms.

"you just can't help yourself, can ya.." he tuts, grabbing your arms and pushing them against his bed, barely suppressed smirk on his face as he sees your eyes prick with tears, leaning back in to blow into your neck "think you’re funny ? hah ?!"

he ignores your giggled plea's and bites at your fingers when he leans back enough for you to push at his face.

"yuck ! you're gross !" you wheeze, still giggling as you see the lopsided smile on his face. he huffs at the exertion of keeping you still, he really isn't trying hard to convince you he isn't handsome when he looked like that.

"yeah ? i'm gross, huh ? right back at you," he leans in close to you again, smirk still playing on his face "saying mushy shit like that."

"yeah well, i'll keep sayin' it !" you retort, sticking your tongue out at him. he rolls his eyes and drops onto you, causing you to grunt out an 'oof !' sound. he's stays quiet until he presses a soft kiss onto your skin, right where he'd bitten you. unbeknownst to you, his expression softens as he tries to repress a smile. he scoffs.

"you're so damn weird." he utters affectionately.

[tamanegi-san]

Happy burday Dazai :DD 🎉 ✨

[heavyheavycream]

feedism kinktober 28: movie star

[citrus-c0la]

chat is this real

[mantracr0ss]

[gaasublarb]

I'm honestly rarely ever on my dashboard

I know what hashtags I want

(mostly just one of um lol)

[universal-joke]

Doc is ABAC (Assigned Baby at Court)

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[lilirot]

Hold your tiny girlfriend

based on this

[the-dormant-ocean]

Chuck: I've been messing with your lives for years.

Dean: You mean that this whole time my incestuous thoughts were caused by you?!

Chuck: No, Dean. This one is all on you.

Dean: Oh.

Chuck: Yeah, something is deeply wrong with you.