#lockpicking is canon in the comics

[bcnes-archived]

BOLD what your muse can do. Italicize what they can do to some extent. Repost, not reblog, please!

bake a cake from scratch | ride a horse | drive a submarine | speak a second language | dance | catch a fish | play an instrument | throw a punch | build a deck | ice skate | roller skate | unclog a drain | program a computer | change a flat tire | fire a gun | sew | juggle | play poker | paint | fly a kite | sculpt | write poetry | change a diaper | sing | shoot a bow and arrow | ride a bike | swim | sail a boat | do a back flip | play chess | give cpr | pitch a tent | flirt | stitch a wound | read palms | use chopsticks | write in cursive | use an electrical drill | braid hair | make a campfire | make a mixed drink | do sudoku puzzles | wrap a gift | give a good massage | jump start a car | roll their tongue | magic tricks | do yoga | tie a tie | skip a rock | shuffle a deck of cards | read morse code | pick a lock.

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[spontaneousglitterbees]

🔪For Kokichi??

[For this ask meme]

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

Kokichi isn't afraid to fight. We know this from canon; he's punched Kaito at least twice. I do think, though, that those were very likely the only two swings he took in the killing game, each exclusively as theater: to make a point to the other people watching (the class post-Ch. 4, Maki). Outside desperate circumstances, in my mind Kokichi will bend over backwards to avoid physical confrontation and make an active effort to never initiate.

That does not, however, put him beyond posturing. He threatens Shuichi even with a massive crush on him during FTEs, and drops them so casually it reeks of time spent desensitizing himself to the idea of cruelty and injury. Something he hates, possibly couldn't even stomach the thought of at one point, and decided to seek out (in a book-learning sense) to make sure he would never be caught fully off-guard. If not for his own sake, then certainly for DICE. He will 200% throw himself into harm’s way before willfully drawing (someone else's) blood.

I think on one occasion he's bitten Kaito, only because he'd needed to blow off steam and fully expected Kaito to move out of the way before they'd actually make contact. He was totally fine, more confused than anything, but the looks between them were incredibly awkward. So were each of their respective realizations that "he really left his guard down around me?" and "wait, did I genuinely catch him by surprise?"

TAPP!Kokichi prefers a good mind game to conflict, but has much thinner patience post-game. His default coping tactic of "just leave" isn't always viable, forcing him to try and mask his frustration for longer until he's out of sight. It's a challenge, especially on jacket days. Though Class 79 knows (to varying degrees, only the survivors and Kaito initially aware of DICE's stances but all of them knowing Ouma is Ouma) what's up, the other classes have a much more aggressive impression of him than he could ever uphold; before really interacting with him, a lot of them anticipate he's a purple Fuyuhiko. 

Kokichi does not go out of his way to correct them. (It always was easier to push people away. He can tell everyone else how to talk to one another and get what they want, it's what he's good at, but putting any of it into practice personally? Well....)

Then there's this comic, which, besides being the first one I did, seems a little incongruent with "not escalating to violence," but it isn't. In my mind Kokichi just chased him around for a bit with his lockpicks until he had to stop and breathe.

Kokichi feels like he has to make a demonstration every once in a while to discourage the other classes from seeing him as an easy target. It's a sort of pre-emptive strike. He picked Komaeda so he could blame his luck cycle for always failing to hurt him, rather than revealing he never actually wants to hurt him in the first place. I think Nagito's figured it out and lets him.

[gothamstodd]

buried in the garden (2201 words) by gothamstodd Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd Characters: Jason Todd, Tim Drake, Ra's al Ghul, Dick Grayson Additional Tags: Hurt No Comfort, Hopeful Ending, Creepy Ra's al Ghul, Kidnapping, Imprisonment, Canon-Typical Violence, Stabbing, Near Death Experiences, Blood and Injury, Dick Grayson Tries to Be a Good Older Sibling, Hurt Jason Todd, Jason Todd-centric, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Tim Drake Needs a Hug, Bad Things Happen Bingo, forced to kneel/bow, Jason Todd Whump, Lazarus Pit (DCU), Complicated Relationships, minor hurt/comfort, MAJOR HURT, Minor comfort, Dehumanization Series: Part 4 of bad things happen bingo Summary: Jason and Tim have been kidnapped by the League of Assassins and are immediately separated to face unique brands of suffering. An escape attempt goes horribly wrong and Jason may not come out with his life, Dick is forced to make a tough decision when he arrives. bthb prompt "forced to kneel/bow"

"Jason sits up at the faintest sound of footsteps in the hallway outside his cell in the bowles of Nanda Parbat. He’s not sure if he’s by himself down here or if the other prisoners have been beaten so far into submission that they won’t speak to him, either way he’s as good as alone. He hasn’t had any sign of another human since he’d been thrown down here, a few days by rough estimate. The scuff of boots on stone could be a great sign, Tim finally come to get him or even a guard with some fucking water, or it could be a really horrible sign. He readies himself for a fight.

“Jason?” Tim’s stage whisper echoes on the walls, the beam of his flashlight wandering in the pitch darkness from around the corner.

“Tim.” Jason calls out, dropping his stance, “About fuckin’ time.”

The flashlight whips to his face and Jason immediately cringes away from it, “Jesus, Tim.” He snaps, head lighting up with a vicious spike of pain as it shines in his eyes.

“Sorry.” Tim mutters, not sounding particularly so, as he jogs up to Jason’s cell door. “Status?” He prompts as he sticks the flashlight into his mouth and pulls out a couple of metal wires Jason assumes are his makeshift lockpicks."

[merlot-posts-about-transformers]

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Hi, My names Merlot! I use all pronouns and if you recognize me as a mcyt blog that hasn't been active in nearly a year now, no you don't.

So, here I'm going to speak my truth, The Live Action movies (coughcoughROTBcoughcough) are a gateway drug, and apparently I can't enjoy things normally. I gotta do it weird. sink my teeth into it, shake it around and hit that yoinky sploinky yannow.

Anyways, my favorite bots are: Mirage, Ratchet, Drift and Bumblebee!

Current OC(s):

BOTS: Lockpick Moongrave Fathomchaser Spotlight HUMANS: Matty (in multiple different AUs.)

Media I'm consuming currently: Skybound Comics, TFP, Earthspark, TFA

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All canon characters will likely be tagged with the continuity and the name in one tag.

Also, I will be unlikely to actually tag anything I reblog, but every original post should be tagged appropriately, and do not hesitate to reach out if it isn't.

[ruckystarnes]

PLEASE READ BEFORE GOING ON!

A/N: Trying out my new pairing that I have been entertaining for the last few months. Now I am going to get this out of the way since this caused some issues a few weeks ago.

Yelena is ONLY confirmed asexual by Marvel and her character is HEAVILY contextualized to be aromantic, but that is not confirmed by Marvel, therefore, it isn't canon, and I am basing Yelena in my story on the canonic comic Yelena, who I know very well.

Asexual (and even Aromantic) people CAN have relationships, and can care for someone deeply. Relationships are not SOLEY based on sex. Ace and Aro is definitely a spectrum with different levels of attraction (have you heard of demi???) and reasons why a person would be in a relationship. You can find more about the Aro Spectrum here and Ace Spectrum here. Over all information can be found here

RELATIONSHIPS (aka SHIPS) DO NOT HAVE TO BE ROMANTIC NOR SEXUAL!!!!

Now, after all that, if you don't want to read this, fine. Move along. This is fanfiction, it's taking a creative dive into an established story, and it's been going around for decades.

Pairing: Yelena Belova / Bucky Barnes (Platonic)

Rating: PG-13

Warnings: swearing

Words: 1,373

Square Filled/Daily Challenge/Prompt: U4 - Bed Sharing

Written for: @buckybarnesbingo

Summary: Yelena and Bucky use the same safe house in Chișinău, Moldova.

Translations:

der'mo - shit!

zimniy soldat - winter soldier (duh LOL)

Solntsey- little sun

Brat, idi spat' - brother, go to bed

Idi - go

Yelena could hear footsteps outside of the door that lead to the hallway of the building. She dropped the book she was half reading, her hand reaching for the Ruger she had in her lap and pointed it at the door as she moved from sitting on the floor to kneeling on one knee, the other leg poised for her to move. The door knob jiggled slightly before she heard the familiar lockpick tools at the keyhole. She took a deep and steady breath before giving the trigger a gentle squeeze, ready to shoot whoever came through the door. Grumbling followed the click of the lock; if there were words said, Yelena didn’t hear it. She waited on baited breath as the door opened, shaggy brown hair appearing around the wood. Wide blue eyes stared back at her.

“Der'mo! Belova. It’s me!”

Yelena cocked her head at the brunet who entered the small apartment, her own blue eyes narrowing at the person.

“Soldat,” she muttered, her gun still trained on the intruder.

“Belova, would you mind lowering that? I only have a lock pick in my hand.”

“Why would the zimniy soldat need a lock pick? You could just turn the knob and bam, you’re in.”

“Because I need a safe house? And stop calling me that. Barnes will do just fine. Bucky if you want to be friendly.”

Yelena rolled her eyes as she lowered the Ruger, but her finger was still on the trigger. “Friendly isn’t in my vocabulary, you should know that Barnes.”

Bucky gave her a shrug and closed the door, turning the lock back in place. “I would have thought that Nat’s sister would be a tad bit more welcoming,” he mused, tossing the backpack to the side. “So why are you in Chișinău?”

“That’s classified.” She watched him head to the tiny kitchen and opened the friend. “There’s nothing in there. You?” she called to him.

“Classified.”

She could practically hear the smirk in the one word and it made her roll her eyes. She never understood why Natasha tolerated him. The thought of her sister made her heart ache with loneliness. She shook her head and moved back down to the ground, picking up her book again just as Bucky walked out of the kitchen with a granola bar in his right hand and a bottle of water in his left.

“Let me guess, Nat told you about this place?” he asked, mouth full of the stale cereal he found.

“How can you eat that?” She looked at him with knitted brows.

He looked down at the box, his shoulder lifting with indifference. “I was born in 1917...not much different than the food we had. Actually, I rather have this than half the foods I had during the depression. Ever tried a meatloaf without meat? Haven’t touched a raisin since I’ve got my mind back.” His gloved finger came up and tapped his temple. She watched him carefully, the gun she held at her side, but her finger was still on the trigger. He turned his back, not caring, and started to rummage around the kitchen

“I’m surprised you remember Natasha,” she called to his now disappeared form, “do you even remember me?”

There was silence. Yelena didn’t know if she struck a nerve with him or maybe he was planning on killing her anyway. Natasha said in her letters that the programming the KGB put into his brain was gone, but she was skeptical of a country that didn’t want anything to do with the world until it had a new king.

“There’s pieces that are still coming,” he finally spoke, his voice soft. “If I’d known that you were still in the Red Room, I would have came for you.”

Yelena scoffed and shook her head, her finger finally leaving the trigger.

“You and Natasha both believed that it was gone,” she stated, her voice wavering. She took a step back when he started to walk towards her. “She truly believed that she destroyed Dreykov and that place, but she didn’t. Did she tell you that?”

“She told me everything, solntsey,” he replied softly, a smile tugging at his lips, “the good and the bad, cliff notes versions really. Kind of busy trying to stop an alien force from wiping out worlds.”

“And we all know how that went,” Yelena glowered, her eyes shifting to the door. She wasn’t ready to have a sentimental talk with someone who she hadn’t seen in over two decades. “And I am not your solntsey, not anymore.”

“You and Natasha were the only light I had during that time, even if they made me forget each time.” His voice broke and when she looked at him, she could see the pain on his face.

“It was a long time ago, Barnes. We all came out of that with a lot of trauma and all that psychological bullshit people like to use to describe shitty pasts.” She set the gun down on the window ledge and leaned back against the wall. “Did you...you and Natasha…”

“I was snapped out before we could,” he replied sadly, “before that, I wanted all the programming out of my head, not wanting something she said to trigger the thing they created. She told me Dreykov had you and other girls under some kind of…” His finger circled next to his head. “...thing. Sucks, doesn’t it? Blindly following but have some sort of consciousness to know what you are doing but can’t control it?”

“So, you don’t know what happened to her?” Yelena asked softly, her eyes lowering to the ground.

“Steve told me.”

“That his buddy murdered Nat?”

“Murdered? God no, solntsey. I don’t know who told you that, but they’re wrong.” He looked her over, seeing how her body shifted, her breath becoming shallow. “Solntsey, are you the one that’s after Clint?”

“What makes you think that?” she defensively asked, her blue eyes narrowing on him.

“Why else would someone want Clint dead. Wait, nevermind. He’s a smartass. Someone else would get to him eventually,” he scoffed and took off his jacket. “As much as I love reconnecting, I’m tired. I assume there is only one sad excuse of a bed in there, so I’ll take the floor. Use to it anyway.” He threw the leather jacket to the floor, her gaze going to his black and gold arm.

“I see they gave you an upgrade,” she stated, pushing off the wall.

“Half the weight,” he mused, giving her a smirk as he sat down on the floor with a heavy sigh.

“You know, the bed is big enough for the two of us.”

“I already imposed on your safe house.”

“Brat, idi spat',” she groaned, “It’ll be like when I was ten and Varya had me sus-sous until I practically broke my ankle.

“You didn’t break your ankle,” he groused as he rolled his eyes. “Your toe broke and I promised Natasha to look after you when she was gone. And solntsey, you were ten then. I’m not going to share a bed with you.”

“Fine, take the bed now, and I’ll wake your ass when I get tired. You don’t have to sleep like an animal if there is a halfway decent place to sleep. You’re Bucky Barnes now, yes? Not some mindless weapon anymore? Idi, brat, I want to finish my book anyway.”

“You’re lucky you’re solntsey otherwise I would just lock you in that room,” he muttered as he got up off the floor and walked past her to the sorry excuse of a bedroom.

A car horn woke Bucky from his dreamless sleep, but when he went to turn, there was something against his back and draped over his midsection. It took only a second to realize that it was Yelena, wearing his jacket, face pressed against his back. It brought back the few times he was able to give her some solace from the Red Room before he was wiped. He smiled and shifted so he could be on his back, letting her sleeping form adjust as she needed, His flesh hand moving the flaxen locks away from her face.

“I got you solntsey,” he whispered.

[turtleboyz]

SEASON 1 REVIEW

So..what did I think of that?

Well, for one thing, going backwards I can definitely say it’s different from Rise. That’s not a bad thing though. While I’m the biggest fan of some characterization, I do like some elements. The voices are nice, and I like the design. Though the animation is kind of dated and not as fluid as 2D.

I’m really excited to see the rest of the seasons! It’s kind of cool how this series Big Bad is the Kraang.

Mikey Abuse: 40 times

Raph 22 (most,y it’s him physically abused Mikey, he did call him “disgusting and deformed” and idiot twice)

Leo 6 (called Mikey idiot, but it’s mostly him either yelling or hitting Mikey)

Donnie 8 (called Mikey delusion (I heard that canonical Mikey has hallucinations but still) and mostly just yells or insults)

Splinter 4 (half of this was him training while the other half wasn’t.)

Tis but a turtle scratch.(how many time does a character loses a eye, limb, or gets a prosthetic) 1 time. Xever, get prosthetic legs and a breathing tank

You’re a kid, You’re not a parent. 11 times

Leo 9

Leo saying “ careful it could be dangerous” in episode 1

“We’re going to bash some bots, you are going home” to Raph in episode 3

Leo made sure the gang doesn’t leave the lair when their ground in episode 3

Forcing Donnie to stay back in episode 6

Having Mikey repeat their plan/ making sure Mikey is focusing

Having the others take a break, while he doesn’t

Not wanting Mikey to bring leatherhead home, but caves in

Leo thinks he has to be responsible

“ if you keep breaking your toys, we’re not going to buy you new ones” to Raph in episode 22

Donnie 1

calling Raph and Mikey “children” and have then leave the building episode 21

Raph 1

not letting Mikey eat gum off the ground

Why do they do that?

There quadruplets

They can all speak Japanese

Mikey calls the mutagen carrier “mom”

Donnie can jump rope

Donnie can weld

April has a aunt

Donnie has a telescope

Raph and Mikey can lift barrels and throw them

Splinter and Raph have angry issues

Splinter and shredder both fought in a war together

The city has a dark underbelly

Donnie has April as his laptop background

Mikey named all 6 of his toes

Donnie gets parts from a military junk area

Mikey can’t be trusted with nice things

April has a cryptic blog

Metal head has a scull drawn on it

Donnie has a digital lockpick/he knows how to lockpick

Donnnie steals stuff

Aprils number is on the turtle’s fridge

Mikey’s catchphrase is “booyachsha”

The turtles are freshwater diamondback terrapin and/or common box turtles

The boys know how to use bows and arrows

The space hero fandom is called “spaceniks”

There an eye???? A human eye they saw in episode 12

Mikey and Raph are the most likely to hit/run over some with the shellraiser

The boys like heavy metal

Donnie also like classical piano

Mikey can scene people coming up from behind him/he can know his surroundings with thinking

Donnie has a med kit

Donnie has a Kraang app

Leo talks with his hands

Leo can mimics/exholalia the Kraang and space heroes

Leo keeps a knife under his arm bandage

April can do yo-yo tricks

Mikey can hold his breath for a long time

Mikey likes to collect trash

April dad, Kirby, is a psychologist

Raph has a phobia of cockroaches

Mikey believes in Santa and leprechauns

Donnie knows battle strategies

Leo collects comics

Up next: character analysis

[danny-chase]

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Titans (Comics) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper & Dick Grayson & Donna Troy & Garth & Wally West, Roy Harper & Dick Grayson Characters: Roy Harper, Dick Grayson, Donna Troy, Garth, Wally West Additional Tags: Teen Titans as Family, Fab Five, POV Roy Harper, Dick Grayson Whump, Hurt/Comfort, getting stuck in small places, Dick pisses people off too much, cat carriers, Canon Typical Violence, roy is trying his best, Dick is bendy, Roy Harper is Speedy, Dick Grayson is Robin, Donna Troy is Wonder Girl, Garth is Aqualad, Wally West is Kid Flash, Dick Grayson Needs a Hug, But he gets a kiss on the head instead, No Beta We Die Like Roy Harper, Stitches, Blood, Vomit, muscle spasms, TW for Claustrophobia Series: Part 2 of Bad Things Happen Bingo Summary:

The one where Dick rescues the Teen Titans, and they immediately have to return the favor.

Roy cursed as his fingers slipped; he’d just been about to make some damned progress on the chain. But no. He was stuck, chained to a wall, in some godforsaken place. He was never gonna hear the end of it from Dick if he couldn’t get out of these cuffs.

 He slumped back against the wall of the dimly lit, empty little closet. At least Dick had gotten away. He’d owe one to Wally for listening to him.

 <em>“KF, get Speedy out of-”</em> He’d never forget the look of shock on his face when Wally scooped him up instead. Dick was gonna be pissed, they were in a lecture for sure, but Roy wasn’t dumb – he knew Dick had the best chance of getting them out of this mess.

 Especially because the JLA were off world.

 And the Teen Titans weren’t technically supposed to be going on missions right now…

 And he’d been the one to suggest they go out anyways.

 He fidgeted with the lock again, ugh. This was so embarrassing – he felt like a kid playing dress up rather than a superhero. Well, he couldn’t feel too bad – Donna and Garth had gotten grabbed first, and Wally got abducted on his way back to pick him up. So, he was at least the second to last man standing.

 The chains refused to budge – he was starting to get worried. It’d almost been an hour, they needed to get Garth out – no way fish boy would die of dehydration on his watch. If he had his bow, he could have picked this by now. He huffed in irritation as the chains slipped again, as he lost what little progress he made.

 Even if he got out the chains, he’d have to get out the door, find the others, free them, and somehow get out. And he had no idea where this even was.

 Dick could get them out of this… right?

 Maybe he should’ve let Wally get him out of there instead – but even then, what would he even do? No – he’d made the right decision. But in the eerie silence, he couldn’t help but feel a small amount of regret.

 The light coming from the bottom of the door flickered, a shadow appearing. Roy rolled to his side, trying to get a better look. There were two black boots, silently approaching. The doorhandle jiggled, quietly opening.

 He heard a shout as the door slipped open – Dick’s alarmed face appearing for half a second before recoiling. He threw a set of lockpicks in the room before Roy could hear his footsteps pounding away.

 Roy caught the lockpicks with his mouth, and carefully dropped them into his hands, immediately getting to work. He tried to tune out the sounds of a scuffle outside, tried not to worry as he heard Dick taunting whoever was out there, tried not to panic as he heard shots being fired.

 His hands shook as he finally heard the first click. His palms were getting wet with sweat – and he fumbled for a moment, the pick slipping out of his hands just as he started to work on the second lock. Fuck. He couldn’t afford to waste any more time – Dick’s taunts were starting to sound strained, from the sounds of things, he was outnumbered.

 He leaned back, grasping for the pick. More footsteps pounded through the halls.

 “For a count, you’re really bad at-” Dick’s voice cut off with a thud. Roy’s heart pounded against his chest.

 “Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuckkity fuckcakes.” His fingers finally found the picks, and he forced himself to breathe slowly, and stay calm. He could do this. It was no different then steadying his hands while using his bow. They worked under pressure all the time.

 The lock clicked open in what had to be record time. He quickly shook the cuffs off his wrist, and immediately started work on his ankles. Footsteps were walking away from him, by the time he got through, there was silence in the hall once more.

 “Shit.” He muttered, rubbing his wrists as he stood. He crept to his door, peeking out. The hall was empty to the left, though a few unconscious goons laid off to the right. He had two options. Try and find the others or try and find where Dick had gone off to. He couldn’t wait too long; Dick had a tendency to piss off his captors and Garth would need water if he’d been left high and dry.

 As he stood in the hallway, trying to make his decision, a near-silent pattering of footsteps began echoing closer. He leapt back into the room, adrenaline rushing through his veins. Quietly pulling the door shut, he held his breath.

 The quiet steps got closer, stopping in front of the door. He dropped into a defensive position, getting ready for a-

 “Speedy?” Donna whispered, cracking the door open. He sighed in relief, at least something today had gone right. She swung open the door as he waved. He was pleasantly surprised to see Garth and Wally standing behind her.

 “Where’s Rob?” Garth asked, his face falling as he scanned the empty room.

 “He asked me to get these two out and meet him here.” Wally explained hastily, pulling out a hand drawn map. Roy shook his head.

 “Sorry guys, he got grabbed while I was getting out of the cuffs.” A pit was forming in the bottom of his stomach. For something to go right with them, something else had to have gone wrong. “Follow me.” He whispered, heading off to the right.

 They slunk down the hall, trying to ignore the amount of blood and what seemed to be vomit scattered around the area where the skirmish had taken place. Roy could feel adrenaline coursing through his veins, his heart leaping into his throat every time he caught a shadow moving in the corner of his eye.

Donna slipped her hand into his, looking just as anxious as he felt. He gave her a reassuring squeeze. He signaled with his other hand for them to stop at the end of the hallway. Silently he poked his head around the corridor. A flight of stairs led up to a higher level.

 He picked his path quickly and quietly, making sure nothing squeaked or creaked. As he climbed, he was acutely aware of a steady trail of blood speckled across each step. He let go of Donna, and motioned for the others to follow in his footsteps.

 He crouched down as he reached the top. The stairs opened into the back corner of the main headquarters of these assholes. He pointed at Wally, motioning for him to join at the top. He scanned the room, hopefully Dick was in here – Wally could grab him and they’d get the fuck out. There was a wall of monitors mounted on a desk in the back (some of which showed them still neatly locked up in their rooms). A table sat in the center; a few goons sat there keeping an eye on the screen.

 His eyes followed the trail of blood across the floor, it led to a box(?) under the desk, a navy blanket covered it, obscuring its shape. He nudged Wally, pointing it out, and Wally nodded back shooing them back down the stairs.

 Garth passed him the map, wordlessly showing him the route out as he reached the bottom of the stairs. They waited a few minutes, watching as Wally stood at the top of the stairs, readying himself for the perfect moment. In the blink of an eye, Wally was in front of him, the covered box in his arms.

 He ripped off the blanket, tossing it aside. He heard Donna gasp next to him and fought to stifle his own reaction.

 “I left you alone for five minutes…” He whispered, pulling the lockpicks out again. What he assumed was Dick was crammed into a cat carrier, his side/arm(?) bulging out against the metal bars. A hefty padlock rested against the side, another on the top. Roy’s blood boiled, his vision tinting red around the edges.

 Who the fuck would do that to a kid? Dick was annoying – but this? This was-

 “Get… out first.” Dick wheezed. Roy snapped back into the present. Blood dripped from the bottom of the carrier. “Not… safe… here.” Wally passed the carrier to Donna, and together, they quietly sprinted towards the exit.

   “I’m going to kill them.” Roy swore, from the safety of their Titans sub (because of course the base was underwater, why not?!?). He angrily attacked the lock with the tools.

 “’s fine.” Dick’s muffled voice peeped out from the cage.

 “We’re all safe.” Donna nervously stated from the driver’s seat. “That’s what’s matters.”

 “Does he look safe to you?!?” Roy yelled, the lockpick nearly snapping in his hands. “Safe my ass. What the hell?!?”

 “Uh, you should calm down a bit, or you’re not gonna get him out.” Garth noted.

 “’as a point.” Came Dick’s muffled response. Roy huffed, focusing on his work. Finally, the lock popped open. He opened the front door, freeing up some space, and started on the latch at the top.

 “How the hell did he fit in there?” Wally muttered disbelievingly. “All of you is in there, right?” He asked, eyes wide with worry. Roy clenched his tools.

 “He better all be in there.” He spat.

 “I think I am.” Dick replied. Garth timidly walked around the edge of the table, and poked Dick’s side.

 “Are you okay?” He asked, lifting the shirt to reveal the imprint of the cage. “There’s blood leaking out of the bottom.”

 “Garth, I wouldn’t call this okay.” Wally replied, waving widely at the situation.

 “Finally.” Roy muttered, missing Dick’s response as the top lock popped open. He threw open the door. “HOLY FUCK!” He screamed; people were NOT supposed to bend that way.

 “It’s not as bad as it looks.” Dick’s head popped out of the cage. “But… I can’t feel my legs… and I think my shoulders are dislocated.”

 “Rate your pain?” Donna called back.

 “I’m fine. My limbs fell asleep… like twenty minutes ago.” Dick replied.

 Wally threw up in the trash can in the back as Garth attempted to carefully pry Dick out. He’d been tucked into a tiny little ball of limbs, folded neatly in half, his legs pressed to his collarbones, and his arms folded in on themselves.

 Roy plopped on the ground. “What the fuck is wrong with them? What the actual fuck?!” He crawled over to join Wally. “Who puts a kid in that tight of a cage?” His stomach flipped, and he leaned over the trash can, waiting until he was sure he was safe – and thankfully, not losing his lunch.

 “Can I just break this?” Garth asked, gesturing to the carrier.

 “Be careful with him.” Donna warned from the front. “You don’t want him to get cut on any sharp edges.”

 “Whatever you do… could you hurry it up? Breathing… is kind of hard like this.” Dick wheezed. “Just get me out.”

 Garth yanked at the side of the crate, slowly bending its aluminum frame. Eventually it snapped off, and Dick practically poured out in a puddle of limp limbs.

 Roy rushed back to the table, he and Garth slowly helped Dick lie flat. Dick flinched at the movement.

 “Is it okay for his back to have bent like that?” Garth asked. “I don’t know about humans, but uhh…”

 “’m bendy, it’s fine.” Dick hissed through clenched teeth. “Roy woulda snapped.” He ignored the jab, there were more pressing matters.

 “Grab the collar just in case.” Donna instructed from the front. A rush of wind and Wally passed a cervical brace to Garth.

 “Unnecessary.” Dick groaned, as Garth carefully strapped it on.

 “Mm, sure, Batboy. Can you even feel that?” Roy muttered, probing a gash in his side. Dick groaned in response. “I’ll take that as a maybe. You need stitches, and we probably shouldn’t wait any longer.” Wally handed him a medical kit an instant later. He quickly wiped down the cut. “Guys, hold him still.” Dick squeezed his eyes shut as his muscles began spasming. Roy began threading a needle.

 “Wally swap with me.” Donna jogged back, hopping up on the table, sweeping Dick’s torso into her lap, cradling his head. Garth popped up next to her, gently massaging his twitching limbs. Roy held his breath, steadying his hands, and sewed his side back together.

 Dick gasped in pain throughout the ordeal, but it was hard to tell if was from the stitches or the muscle cramps. “Sorry.” Roy muttered as he finished tying up the end knot. “I’m sorry we got caught.”

 “Us too.” Wally’s knuckles were white as he grasped the steering wheel.

 “I’m sorry for this.” Garth apologized hesitating only slightly before popping one of Dick’s shoulders back into its socket. He yelped reflexively, trying to curl around the arm.

 “Sorry, sweetheart.” Donna tugged him gently into a flat position as Garth moved to the other side.

 “Please.” Dick asked quietly, eyes staring blankly at the roof. Sweat trickling down his brow – mixing with what looked suspiciously like tears, as Garth grabbed his arm. “Don’t-ahg” The second shoulder popped back in place.

 “Sorry.” Garth repeated sadly, rubbing the knots out of Dick’s triceps as some kind of apology. Roy wrapped the fresh stitches the best he could, as Dick continued to spasm uncontrollably, writhing in place.

 Roy leaned against the table, massaging Dick’s calf, it was rock hard – Roy cringed internally as he began working out the knots. “Sorry, kid.” He was only a year and a half older, but Dick was always so small for his age.

 “’m not a kid.” He grumbled back, “’sides, I’m sorry you guys had to save my ass.”

 “What are friends for?” Garth asked, leaning against Donna as he cradled Dick’s hand, gently curling and uncurling each finger.

 “For getting you out of cat carriers apparently.” He joked. “You know, maybe he’s really been a cat this whole time.” The muscles finally relaxed under his hands, and Roy moved onto the next one.

 “He’s bendy like a cat, and he does always seem to land on his feet.” Wally chimed in. Roy glanced up, watching as they approached their base.

 “Not always.” Dick groaned, closing his eyes again.

 “Well, at least you have friends who can catch you.” Donna smiled, gathering Dick up in her arms.

 “Thanks.” He replied quietly.

 “Thanks for coming after us.” Roy whispered back. Dick opened one eye.

 “Always.” He promised. “Thanks for coming after me.” Roy pressed a quick kiss to the top of his head.

 “Always.”

[gideongrace]

The Pandemic Survival Guide

The world feels like it's going to hell, so here is a list of cute, dumb, happy, fun things to cheer people up so we can try and survive this disaster.

Youtube:

-Jenna Marbles - Cute craft projects, weirdness and dogs.

-Julian Solomita - Jenna's boyfriend Julien has a cooking show and it's adorable.

-Wood Hawker/beat em ups - Wood is the cutest goober of all time, he has two channels, one is beat em ups, where he talks about nintendo switch and one is Wood Hawker where he just does goofy, fun stuff.

-Monster Factory - So these guys, the mcelroy brothers, make monsters in games like Fallout and WWE Wrestling and name them stuff like Snack Braff. It's hilarious.

-MEF (Movies Explained For) - This guy named Jeb does comedy reviews of movies with titles like "Back to the Future part 2 explained for realists!" and "Overboard explained for rich folks!"

-the try guys - Four guys try out all different sorts of stuff, from lie detectors to wearing corsets to baking cakes without recipes.

- unraveled - One of the greatest dorks ever BDG (Brian David Gilbert) does videos like "every sonic game is blasphemous" and "which dark souls boss is the best manager?"

-Satisfying slime video

-Hot knife cuts through stuff

-The lockpicking lawyer - This guy teaches you how to break any lock. It's oddly calming.

-kinda funny's internet explorerz - Basically the best of the dumb stuff on the internet packed into an hour long show every week.

-Markiplier doing a clickhole quiz about fucking rl stine.

-That time on murder she wrote - A comedy review show of the show murder she wrote.

my favorite asmr channels:

-raphytaffy - Lots of noises and whispering.

-shadowywhispers - Soooo many rps from overwatch to batman to captain america sam falcon to stuff like werewolf boyfriend, demon knight boyfriend and the android chronicles: syndicate.

-gibiasmr - Lots of sounds and whispering and clicking noises.

-jojoasmr - Really visual asmr.

-heatherfeather asmr - She does lots of roleplays and has a very soft voice.

-asmrdarling - Lots of different sounds and roleplays.

-dr. t asmr - This one is weird in the best way. He does like sci-fi asmr and calls viewers "the tingledroid army".

TV Shows:

-Lois and Clark - A cheesy 90s version of Superman that focuses more on the relationship between Lois Lane and Clark Kent as reporters while also having goofy villains every week.

-Golden Girls - Do people exist who don't know what Golden Girls is? Sophia Petrillo is the best, fiestiest little old lady ever.

-Brooklyn Nine-Nine - This show is the funniest, nicest, best, most diverse show on tv.

-Schitt's Creek - This show is just so gay.

-Yuri on Ice! - Gay ice skating boys fall in love! That's it. That's the show! Really, though.

-Jane the Virgin - A virgin gets accidentally inceminated, the girl (who is engaged to somebody else) falls in love with the guy whose kid it is, the kid gets kidnapped... this is an english language telenovella.(With voiceovers!)

Movies:

-Evolution - David Duchovny, Sean William Scott and Orlando Jones fight aliens with head & shoulders shampoo. No, really.

-Clueless - 90s LA retelling of Jane Austen's Emma.

-Blockers - Three girls try to get laid on prom night. (And one of them is queer!)

-Street Fighter - Um, this movie has this scene in it.

-Knives Out - The best modern whodunit about rich people getting what they deserve ever.

-In & Out - 90s gay film that's about an adorable gay english teacher coming out.

-Tucker & Dale Vs. Evil - Two backwoods dorks rent a cabin in the woods and a bunch of teens mistake them for serial killers.

To All The Boys I've Loved Before - This movie is one of the cutest rom-coms I've ever seen. A teenage girl's sister sends out all her sister's unsent love letters.

-French Kiss - So a french thief (Kevin Kline with an accent) hides a necklace he's stolen in the bag of this American girl (Meg Ryan) and has to follow after her as she tries to get her boyfriend back and of course the thief and the girl fall in love.

-You Should Meet My Son! - A super cute movie about a mom realizing her son is gay and trying to find him a boyfriend.

Short, Sweet (Harringrove) Fic:

-rockisdead by flippyspoon

Billy is an instathot and Steve is into it.

-boldly go by tracy7307

Star trek but harringrove and Billy is a betazoid.

-homemade by lazybaker

So basically this one is like a Miyazaki movie, but Harringrove.

-starry night, portrait hung by lucdarling

Billy is a painter and he wants to paint Steve.

-I'm Falling Again (But This Time It's In Love With You) by greyspilot

The boys are just really sweet in this canon fic.

Stand-up comedians:

-John Mulaney

-Jim Gaffigan

-Trevor Noah

-Gabriel Iglesias

Music:

-chilledcow lo-fi - youtube

-chilledcow lo-fi spotify

-notice my lo-fi, senpai playlist by be_honest on spotify

-night runner - magnum bullets music video

-dance music - playlist by bree_cheese

-exciteable music - playlist by bree_cheese

-pretty - pretty songs playlist by bree_cheese

podfics/audiobooks

-audiobooks for the damned - A whole bunch of people did audiobook recordings of movie novelizations.

-the art of running by pprfaith, read by reena jenkins - The fast and the furious if Brian was a girl and gets together with Dom.

-dilf by twentysomething - teenwolf podfic read by rhea314 - Scott and Jackson are Derek's sons and Stiles is Scott's kindergarten teacher.

-drop dead gorgeous written by maya, read by heatherifics - The harry potter fanfic where Harry and Draco are Aurors and Harry is part Veela.

other stuff:

-The original script to the movie The Room.

-i write like - A website that allows you to put in bits of your writing to see what famous author you write like.

-squishables - Giant, spherical plushes.

-Not without you: a big, massive, hardcover stucky anthology.

I'll also be making other lists and tagging them #thepandemicsurvivalguide.

If you have anything to add to this list (fics, art, comics, shows, books, whatever) please reblog this and add it!

[chuckleswritesgiggles]

For the sake of my personal self-insert fanfic, and with possible postable fanfiction in mind,I’ve come up with a rough approximation of a schedule for the Hargreeves Household when they were kids.

Edit: this is made as a fan of only the TV show right now. The comics may very well contradict this, but i doubt I’ll get around to reading the comics

Notes:

-this gives the children far more free time than I assume Hargreeves really canonically gave them, but it helps for the progression of a story in which characters need free time to, you know. Do anything -when Hargreeves decided to suppress and isolate Vanya, she was forced to use Training Time for violin, and spend Leisure Time in her room, effectively giving her a much earlier curfew than everyone else.

-I’m not exactly sure when I got this impression, but I entirely thought Hargreeves didn’t just shove Klaus into the mausoleum for a few hours of daylight every now and then, I thought he regularly forced him in there for the entire night, so it’s kind of my headcanon now that that’s what he did, since ghosts “are more active when the living are less active, and not around to bother them.” This means that Klaus was usually given “personal training time” as free time, and would be shoved into the mausoleum at Curfew on the days when Training was scheduled

-Fifteen minute breaks between meals and activities is really rarely fifteen minutes. They are expected to take bathroom breaks if needed and go directly to the next activity with no dilly-dallying. The entire 15 minutes is there for wiggle room, should one of the adults need to prepare something, should something happen to delay a meal, should Hargreeves need to take any single student aside and “speak” to them (ie discipline time), stuff like that. Training will usually stretch the final two minutes before dinner, and is more likely to run late than to stop early. they are only allowed to stop when Hargreeves tells them, even if they are all in different places and Hargreeves has to go to each of them individually. they will always have their 30 minutes for their dinner, Hargreeves will just compensate for this by setting the time for it when they all are seated and Grace begins setting the food in front of them.

-If there is a situation Hargreeves is notified of that he believes is suitable for them as a Mission, he alerts them and has them immediately go for their masks and to gather for travel, no matter what part of the schedule they’re in. When they return, receive any meal they missed or that was interrupted, and are sent to whatever activity the schedule would dictate they be in should they not have been interrupted (if they return past curfew, directly to rooms. If they return during training, go where Hargreeves tells you to train. If it’s leisure time, go where you like). The next day at training they receive a review from Hargreeves on how they performed during the mission, as if he’d graded it like a test. Vanya goes along on missions only to stand beside Hargreeves while he supervises from afar, as he will not deal with the legal repercussions if something were to happen while he was gone and the police and lawyers were informed shed been left at home with a chimpanzee and robot as her supervision.

Here’s what I got for what Hargreeves enforced, Monday-Friday

7 AM- Grace wakes the children

7-8 AM- The children have the time to clean and dress themselves, maybe loiter a bit before heading to breakfast

They had to be in the dining room in their proper seats at 8 AM EXACTLY

8-8:30 AM Breakfast

8:45 AM-12:15 PM Homeschooling with Hargreeves, Grace, and Pogo. All subjects are not taught each day, almost all work is done in class. Homework seems mostly a useless concept to Hargreeves. He gives them materials they may choose to use as they feel they need it to study for exams, and work outside of class is otherwise limited to occasionally a science project or a book to read for discussion in English class. They have a liberal amount of time to complete these, as Hargreeves will not have too much time taken away from what he truly believes important for them- their work in becoming heroes.

12:30-1 Lunch

1:15-4-45: Training time! Typically there is Group Training Time and Personal Training Time. Group Training Time is simulations and sparring, mostly developing combat, while Personal Training Time is unique to each of them. Hargreeves decides how much time goes to each of these each day. Though he emphasizes their need for better teamwork, usually this skews in favor of personal training. This time much more flexible and adaptable than Class, as Hargreeves will do what he believes is important to make them functional superheroes

5-5:30 Dinner

5:30-9 Leisure Time: Hargreeves doesn’t particularly like them having so much time for Tom foolery, but he’s also aware human beings, children or adult, can only make so much progress in focused practice for a day. He emphasizes that One through Six should mainly use this time on personal growth, or time with each other, make use of it as a way to Strengthen their usefulness as individuals and their chemistry as a team. But ultimately- this is really just the point where he begins to ignore them until the next day, unless a mission arises. He spends the end of dinner to 8 AM the next morning pretending he doesn’t have children, so the kids pretty much do whatever they like, watch TV Hargreeves has allowed to be programmed into their TVs, dick around, play games. Pogo is their main supervision here, and Pogo only tells on them if it seems they will cause harm to each other, in which case Hargreeves will enact discipline the next day.

At 9 PM all of their doors LOCK. This is curfew. They all have bathrooms of their own adjoining their rooms, and phones to contact Grace should they need her, but Hargreeves will not fool with bedtime. If they are not in their rooms at 9 PM, they must locate an adult and explain why, or they don’t get to sleep in their bed, and even if they don’t, it will be discovered the next morning when Grace comes around to unlock their doors and wake them. This is also when the children would get in trouble for staying in each other’s rooms. Of course, recalling Luther and Allison’s running around in the night, many of them find ways around this- windows exist, as does lockpicking, as does Five’s powers. But there is a limit to how much they’ll push these rules, as it only takes a small slip up for them to be caught, and Hargreeves punishments for this one get a bit personal and harsh. If Klaus is going in the mausoleum tonight, Hargreeves opens and shuts the door behind him at 9 PM sharp, and it’s locked till the next morning when Grace releases him, usually more like 7:45 than 7.

Saturday: Similar, except it is a day off from both Class and Training. Klaus will never have to go to the mausoleum at curfew, on these days

Sunday: Similar, except they have no classes, only have training. Sometimes, as a reward, he will have training in the morning rather than evening as the children would prefer, but he has to be in an incredible mood to even speak of that.

[magicrested-a]

MUSE INFORMATION

BEFORE INTERACTION

Please note that my portrayal of Wyatt relies heavily on meta’s and headcanons with inspiration from other shows. While there is a lot of fanon interpretation being adapted as canon for Wyatt. Please understand that I do not follow those interpretations of Wyatt as I don’t agree with them. I also don’t include the comics into my portrayal or any of the content from the reboot. The only fan-fiction and commercialised content I have included into Wyatt’s backstory is the charmed book ‘ changeling places ’. Wyatt doesn’t know about his other future or travelling back into the past either times. 

please make sure to read my rules !

SUMMARY

Born on a day where no magic existed in the world. Wyatt Matthew Halliwell is the first born son of Piper Halliwell, a witch, and Leo Wyatt her guardian angel. Half witch, half angel he is the prophesied Twice Blessed Child destined to save the world...or destroy it. Forever stuck in between sides, he’s raised good but the world, pain, twists him into the future of all evil. It’s his destiny, the cosmic design trying to right the power vacuum of good. But when his brother breaks all laws of time and magic, just to go back and save him. Wyatt becomes the paragon of good they all hoped he’d be. But it’s never concrete, no matter how hard everyone tries ─ they can’t hide him from his destiny.

THE BASICS 

name:  Wyatt Matthew Halliwell nicknames: Wy, Wy-wy, Blondie, Mattie, Moonbeam, Abomination star sign:  Aquarius  age/dob:  25, 2nd February 2003 fc/s: Luke Mitchell (main), Logan Shroyer (teen), Levi Miller (child) gender / pronouns:  Cis Male, He/Him species:  Half Witch, Half Angel Hybrid powers:  Linked HERE height:  6’3”

hair/eye colour:  Sandy Blonde, Brown place of residence: San Francisco, California occupation: General/Paediatric Nurse & Bartender  mental illnesses:  ADHD, PTSD, Anger Management Issues, (IED & Severe PTSD in the UF)  scars/markings:  vampire bite mark on his right wrist, large cut over his ribs, puncture wounds in his left leg, birthmark on his right elbow weaknesses: darklighters/darklighter arrows, vampires, fear, his temper, knives, guns, athames/Gideons cursed athame, self-control, his family. skills: advanced combat, training in karate, jiu jitsu, muay thai, taekwondo & boxing, moderate lockpicking, extensive knowledge in medicine/health, magical creatures & the underworld, business.

positive traits: charming, positive, patient, brave, friendly, caring, determined, hard worker, family orientated, optimistic, resourceful, easy-going, open, wise, funny, powerful, energetic, understanding, selfless.  negative traits: hot headed, self-righteous, impulsive, absent-minded, unpredictable, can be irresponsible and bitter occasionally, obsessive, rebellious/defiant, vengeful, self-sacrificing, over-protective.

mannerisms: puts hands in pockets almost all the time, rubs the back of his neck when uncertain or worried, paces when something’s on his mind, taps his feet and fingers when bored or impatient (can also be because of his ADHD), leans on doorways, tables and walls, is totally still and quiet when something’s really wrong or if he’s lost in thought. More tba.

alignment: Chaotic Good (Chaotic Evil in Unchanged/Evil Future).

[ofbatwcman]

☾ — KATE KANE / BATWOMAN is here! SHE has found themselves wandering about new gotham attempting to find their place in this challenging world. they were once a HERO who used to be associated with THE BATFAMILY/BRUCE WAYNE. hope they make it in this world.

the basics;

NAME: Katherine “Kate” Rebecca Kane

ALIAS(ES): Batwoman

AGE: Thirty-five

BIRTHDAY & ZODIAC: March 21, Aries

MBTI: ENTJ (The Commander)

PREFERRED PRONOUNS: She/her

FACECLAIM: Evan Rachel Wood

a deeper look;

FAMILY: Jacob Kane (father), Gabi Kane (mother, deceased), Elizabeth Kane (twin sister), Catherine Hamilton-Kane (step-mother), Philip Kane (uncle, deceased), Martha Kane-Wayne (aunt, deceased), Thomas Wayne (uncle, deceased), Bruce Wayne (cousin), Damian Wayne (first cousin, once removed), Mary Elizabeth “Bette” Kane (cousin), Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, and Tim Drake (Bruce Wayne’s adopted kids)

AFFILIATION: Batfamily

THREE FAVORITE THINGS:

THREE HATED THINGS: 

EDUCATION:  College Graduate; expelled from West Point

SKILLS: Acrobatics, aviation, archery, demolition, espionage, gadgetry, investigation, multilinguilism, martial arts, lockpicking, military protocal, stealth, weaponry, firearms, I’m gonna be here all day listing them.

WEAPONS: batarangs, her fists, sometimes guns, improvised weaponry

ABILITIES: No metahuman powers, but she does have a genius level intellect and an indominable will. She also has enhanced senses due to a crack in her skull being mended with gold while she was on Coryana.

the questionnaire;

WHAT IS SOMETHING YOUR CHARACTER LIKES ABOUT NEW GOTHAM? SOMETHING THEY DISLIKE? DO THEY MISS THE WAY THINGS WERE - OR DO THE LIKE HOW THE WORLD IS NOW? IS IT WEIRD TO THEM TO SEE MULTIPLE TYPES OF PEOPLE AND CREATURES AROUND? OR ARE THEY USED TO IT? WERE THEY ORIGINALLY FROM ONE OF THE TWO MAIN CITIES - OR SOMEWHERE ELSE?

Kate highkey hates everything. She’s honestly lucky Julia and her small underground HQ are okay as of right now, but she really hates that she no longer knows the city. She travels a lot, but she’s been living in Gotham forever now. She definitely misses how things were. Her favorite restraunt to take dates to is gone, so she’s not really happy about that at all. It’s not too weird to her to see all these new people and things, she herself has had to deal with some pretty crazy shit that’s been magical with zero explanation, so its... just another Tuesday in Gotham. She does want things to go back to normal, especially since she was in the middle of a case that forced her to travel a lot and right now, she can’t do anything outside this weird mishmashed city.

WHERE WAS YOUR CHARACTER WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGED? ARE THEY SUSPICIOUS OF EVERYONE OR ARE THEY TRYING TO REMAIN UNDER THE RADAR? HAVE THEY REUNITED WITH THEIR FRIENDS OR ARE THEY LOST? WERE THEY AT HOME IN BED? OUT PATROLLING THE STREETS? IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR? WHAT’S HAPPENED TO THEM NOW?

Kate’s a bat. She was on patrol when the city seemed to change right underneath her and she couldn’t find her motorcycle. And being a bat, she’s suspicious of everything. While not as supicious as others might be, she’s still hella wary. Batwoman’s been staying under the radar, as always, but Kate Kane has found her cousin, and Julia at least. She feels better knowing Bruce is here, but she hasn’t found her sister or her father yet. Which might be good. She’s not sure yet.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: ANYTHING YOU WANT US TO KNOW? ANY HEADCANONS?

Okay. So, Kate is 100% taking from the comics. I binged her entire Rebirth series in one day, read Batwoman: Elegy in Detective Comics, and then started her New 52 series. I’m still new, and still hacking my way through her series (and I do need to get to Detective Comics as well, where she was on a team in that), but I decided to try and take a stab at playing her, so please be patient with me. I’m not taking any canon from Arrowverse at all. I have not seen a single episode of the show, so, pls don’t expect me to know anything about those plots. But like, if we get a Beth or something who’s show based, I’m down for plotting, Kate’s just not show!Kate at all.

Kate’s a lesbian. She’s out and proud, and its the reason she was expelled from West Point.

She doesn’t drink alchohol. She used to be an alchoholic, and she’s been sober ever since the day Batman showed up when she was fighting a guy who was trying to mug her in an alley. Seeing him in person inspired her to become Batwoman. I’m not quite sure how she found out Batman was also her cousin, Bruce, but she eventually did. These two definitely have their differences, but she does love him.

She’s got that cute little bob she had in her 2011 series under the wig and not.... whatever they did to her hair in Rebirth. I’m pretty sure either they did it so she looked like Ruby Rose, or the show did it because of Rebirth, idk which came first, and no hate to Ruby, but I just don’t like it.

I’m not going to assume any of Kate’s past girlfriends!

Uh.... I’ll add more as I get more into her character! I’m pretty much just plucking what canon I like out of the comics at the moment!

[aglaecan]

📜 sending it seems superfluous but...

send 📜 get plots

I mean, yeah probably, buuuuut……… let’s see……

Gereon and Dorian:  Gereon finding Dorian in the slums? The early years of their mentor-apprentice relationship? Maybe something later, when they fall out, or when Gereon tries to recruit Dorian for the Venatori?

Gereon and Cory: recruiting him, working with him on the elven shards and oculara, etc…

Archie and Cory: Plotting to enter the Golden (Black) City? Some nice political turmoil previous to that, sort of setting up the entire situation we’re told is occurring at that time? A meeting of the two of them in Darkspawn form (before Cory gets captured by the Wardens, clearly) but them not really remembering each other?

Clari and Felixity: I vastly hesitate to make them sisters because I think they might actually kill each other but also that could be… interesting….??

Clari and Mar: there are some DA2 interactions with Wardens that we could expand on somehow. Nate’s trip north to find the Primeval Thaig being just one of them that could work, or something to do with Anders having left the order, orrrrr that thing with Avernus’s research and the dead-drop.

Thrask and Mar: definitely not something with them in the Fade together in Inquisition, my heart couldn’t take a redux of that. Otherwise… maybe trying to find a way to work together in the time period between DA2 and Inquisition, when canon tells us she’s helping the mages as the Towers begin to rebel and/or fall? As a fairly rebellious Templar he’d be suited for that work.

Feynriel and Mar: We already have them together in Tevinter post-game, but maybe something set while he’s with the Dalish and before Night Terrors? Hawke up on Sundermount for something else and they end up working together on something? 

Zathrian and Caranthir: consider the ancient elves meeting. There are werewolves. There are oaths. There is ancient undying vengeance. There are talking trees. Dun dun dunnnnnn.

Pietrus and Dorian: Actually developing out the details of the bodyguard verse beyond what we’ve done in Discord, I’d say, lol. We can have them embroiled in something to do with the Lucerni, or hunting down the remains of the Venatori, orrrrr something connected to the comics’ events with the impending Qunari attack on Qarinus and the continued hunt for Red Lyrium with Pietru’s Carta contacts coming into play there.

Pietrus and Mar: Teaming up together in Kirkwall for something Carta-related, maybe… working to figure out who’s behind the attacks on her and Beth that lead to Legacy’s events? I know it’s Varric in-game and he could be involved too but when you have your own personal Carta member…

Pietrus and Kaz: Kaz in DA would be an Antivan gang member of some sort and given that the Carta is a Thedas-wide organization they might have reason to interact, making deals on smuggling into (or out of) Antiva City, or thievery of some kind. Kaz is a master lockpick and a brilliant mastermind when it comes to plotting things so if they needed someone local for a job they might look to him and his, or they might encounter each other while on the same mission and have to work together temporarily etc.

Fabien and Colombe: might be kind of fun to actually thread some of the Last Court events. Pick some of the plotlines there and work on them, fleshing them out. The town’s continued and rising discontent, the bandit depredations, the Weird Shit in the Woods, etc…..

Fabien and Gentian: given Serault’s reputation for the weird and wild, Gentian might well head that way out of curiosity and find himself caught up in some old, strange magic in an old, strange place. Also two pretty blond men flirting is always good.

Marion and Mar: I mean, twinverse is always a possibility but I don’t know as much specifically about Marion as compared to like, your Gareth etc? So idk if it would work out at all but.

Rhyne and Felixity: We could do that AU where Rhyne ends up the Cousland mage pre-Origins? Or more with the dual-warden verse. Maybe post-Awakening stuff with the search for the cure, or whatever else is going on then?

Millie and Inquiz Beru: working together on something in the post-Inquisition verse. Maybe she asks him about red lyrium, or brings some of the weird magic she’s seen to his expertise – something like Hakkon, maybe, or the Avvar gods generally and how they’re basically spirits. Orrrr the Crossroads, that sort of thing. It’s not entirely his field but also it kind of is, given the spirits and demons encountered in all of it.

[lavenoon]

Editing this bad boy every time I post something new is beyond me, I'll aim for weekly updates where I compile new things in a new reblog

So here's the next bunch:

New Years Kiss (comic)

Future Family (comic)

Then we run away. (comic)

Love languages (Lore || generally applicable)

Flirting (Lore || generally applicable with a focus on reverse au)

More kisses (boys giving) (Lore || generally applicable) (cw suggestive)

Sign Language (Lore || generally applicable)

Robin as character breakdown (Lore || generally applicable)

Their mouths open! (Lore || generally applicable)

Field Agent Eclipse/ Lab techs Sun and Moon (alt timeline)

Command Center/ Field Agent mix Robin/ Dusk/ Dawn (alt timeline, there's a podcast) and somewhat follow up thoughts with general lore

What if they were all senior agents? (alt timeline)

First kisses for Reverse AU boys (ramble || reverse AU)

Canon proposal (ramble || Main AU)

Lockpicking Robin (Lore || Main AU)

As the Crow Flies (They Stall) (Fic, Canon)

Hatchling AU:

Initial Ramble

Hurt/ Comfort, boys fucked up and some more thoughts

Neighbors

Senior Agents defending the baby bird

Double Rejection and Follow-up

Accidentally Undercover AU Masterlist

I will sort all content on tumblr - ao3 chapters I'll also list with the same markers as on the titles, NC for Non Canon and AU for Reverse AU - here's the OG Post

This is only the first half because the masterlist went way beyond what tumblr could handle. Check the reblogs for additions!

Art:

Oh no he's hot

Scars

Stabbing (CW blood, injury)

Shared mission fallout (alt reveal)

Glow in the Dark Glitter Glue

Old Hobby

Scary Robin doodles, AU interactions, More scary Robin (doodles)

Fun Day and Fun Day Fallout (Canon Reveal) and They do know him, after all

Eclipse and Eclipse kisses (New Horizons)

Reversed styles

First system crash

Pranking Moon

Robin simps

Forever menace

Memes

Affection

Rambles:

Reverse AU jealousy

Repeated stabbings (alt reveal)

Reverse alt reveals

Random reverse au tidbits

Reverse post-reveal - Dawn redemption arc

Stolen item recognition (alt reveals)

Mini reveal ramble

Eclipse hurt comfort

Worst Case Scenario and the Fix It

Reverse AU official reveal

First (main au) kisses

Zugunruhe alt fallout and Reverse Zugunruhe

Sick Day alt reveal

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Artifact Series W

W.B. Yeats's Glasses

W.C. Field's Juggling Balls *

W. D. M. Bell's Mauser C96

W. G. Grottendieck's Stones

W. Heath Robinson’s Boiler

Wabi-Sabi Rock Garden Singing Sand

Waldemar Haffkine's Vaccine

Wallace Hartley's Violin

Wall Mounted Bottle Opener

Wally Schirra’s Insignia Patches

Walt Disney's Paintbrush *

Walt Whitman's Chalkboard and Chalk

Walter Chrysler's Building Spire

Walter Frederick Morrison's Cake Pan

Walter Freeman's Orbitoclast

Walter H. Thompson’s Telegram

Walter Halloran’s Crucifix

Walter Potter's Taxidermy Knife

Walter Potter's Taxidermy Wire

Walter Raleigh's Smoking Pipe *

Walter Schlage's Lockpick *

Walter Winchell's Tie Clip and Cufflinks *

Wang Mian’s Plum Tree

Wangari Maathai's Seeds

Wanksy's Spray Paint Cans

Warehouse 13.1 Diorama *

Washakie's Rattle

Washington Irving's Saddle

Washington Roebling's Caisson

Watergate Scandal Lock Picks

Watson Monitor

Wat Tyler's Lance

Wat Tyler’s Money Sack

Waverly Brown's Police Badge

Wax Crocodile

Way Bandy's Tie Clip

Wayne Gretzky's Hockey Puck

Wayne Wheeler's Hayfork

The Web of the Tsuchigumo

Webb C. Ball’s Railroad Chronometer

Wei Jingsheng’s Ballpoint Pen

Wendigo Mask

Wenham Wykeman-Musgrave's Plank

Werner Thomas' Accordion

Wes Craven's Freddy Krueger Glove

West Side Story Debut Playbill

The Western Jin's Hunping Jar

Where'd-It-Go Garden Gnome

"Where's the Beef?" Lady's Dress

Where's Waldo Misprint

Whip from St. Mary of Bethlehem Asylum

Whistler's Mother's Rocking Chair *

White Fan

The White Kiswah

"Whose Line is it Anyway's" Scenes from a Hat's American Hat

Wicked Bible

Wickham Family Dollhouse

Wild Bill Hickok's Playing Cards

Wiley Post’s Pressure Suit

Willem Jansz's Boomerang *

Wilhelm Kühne's Glasses

Wilhelm Reich's Cloudbuster *

Wilhelm Rontgen's Monocle

Wilhelm Voigt’s Army Uniform

Wilhelm Wundt’s Laboratory

Will Eisner's Unfinished Comic Book

Will Wright's Emerald

William Abner Eddy's Kite

William Allen White's Notepad

William Batty's Ringleader Bullhorn

William Beadle's Carving Knife

William Beaumont, 2nd Viscount Beaumont's Battle Armor *

William Beebe's Umbrella

William Bickford's Safety Fuse

William Blake's "Ugolino and Sons in Their Cell"

William Bleckwenn's Stethoscope (canon)

William Burke’s Quill

William Byke's Top Hat

William Chaloner's Groat

William Chaloner's Lottery Ticket

William Charles Pitcher's Costume Trunk

William Coffin Coleman's Arc Lantern

William the Conqueror's Scabbard

Sir William Cornwallis Harris' Epaulettes

William Dampier's Eyeglass

William Edward Parry's Inukshuk (canon)

William Etty's Canvas

William Frank Carver's Glass Ball

William Garrow’s Wig and Bands

William Gilbet's Lodestone Amber *

William Golding's Pen

William Hanna and Joseph Barbera's Pens

William Harvey’s Lens

William Henry Harrison's Podium

William Hornaday's Zookeeper Cap *

William Howard Taft's Bathtub Valve

William Irving's 'Bowling Pins'

William J. Simmons’ Klan Cloak

William James Sidis' Bookcase

William Jennings Bryan's Gold Certificate

William Kempe's Pipe and Tabor

William Kent's Twelve Guineas

William Kidd's Chest

William Kogut's Playing Cards

William L. Allen's Leather Helmet

William Makepeace Thackeray's Gravy Boat

William Masters' Stethoscope

William Mulholland's Clipboard

William Murdoch's Boiler

William Newton McComb's Infantry Sword

William Oughtred's Slide Ruler

William Penn's Hat

William Randolph Hearst’s Bulletin Board

William Redington Hewlett's Printer

William Robinson's Chest

William S. Graves' Lighter

William S. Sadler's Chaise Lounge

William Safire’s Apollo 11 Speech

William Schwenck Gilbert's & Arthur Seymour Sullivan's Top Hats

William Seabrook's Cookpot

William Shakespeare's Chair from the Globe Theatre *

William Shakespeare's Lost Folio *

William Shakespeare's Neck Ruff

William Sianis' Goat Horns

William the Silent's Helmet

William Sommer's Marionette

William Still’s Notes

William Stoughton's Gavel

William Sydney Porter's Watch Chain and Comb

William Tell's Crossbow *

William Tell's Rabbit Foot *

William Thomas Stead's Pocketbook

William Thompson's Preserved Scalp

William Wallace's Claymore

William Whewell's Lab Coat

William Wordsworth's Necktie

William Wymark Jacobs’ Monkey Paw

Willis Conover’s Microphone

Willy Wonka's Golden Tickets

Wilt Chamberlain's Basketball

Wilt Chamberlain's Shoes

Wilton Ivie's Notebook

Winchester Mystery House

Wind Forming Leaf Blower/Vacuum

Windscale Fire Milk Bottle

Wine Barrel used for George Plantagenet, 1st Duke of Clarence

Wine Transforming Decanter

Winfield Scott's Coat Buttons

Wings of Daedalus *

''Wings'' Oscar Award

Winslow Homer's Boat Cleat

Winston Churchill’s Flask

Winthrop Kellogg's Plexiglass Pool

Winter Koi Painting

Wire Spool from the Dingo Fence

Witch Hat

Witold Pilecki's Auschwitz Jail Clothes

Wrigley's Juicy Fruit Gum

The Wright Brother's Wright Flyer

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Conductor Baton

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's Flute

Wong Fei-Hung's 'Gun' Staff

Wooden Doll from Croton

Wooden Dragon Priest Mask

Wooden Fence from Dealey Plaza

Wooden Grail from Jerusalem

Woodrow Wilson's 'Peace in America' Badges

Woodstock Speakers

Woodstock Tie Dye Shirts

WWI-era Nieuport biplane

WWII Tessen Fan *

WWII Viewmaster

Wyatt Earp's Lariat *

Wyatt Earp's Sheriff Badge *

Wyrd Water

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DA Question Meme

Literally nobody asked for this but I don’t wanna do my homework so HERRRRRE WE GO! edit: doing this made me realize just how attached I am to the same 4 names lmfao. #creativity i guess. 

01) Favorite game of the series?

I like a lot of things about all of them. I like the companion interactions from Origins, the story from DA2, and the character creation and map of Inquisition. But they all have things I don’t like, too, so I’m not really sure I have a favorite. I think DA2 and Inquisition are tied, tbh.

02) How did you discover Dragon Age?

My roommate had been (trying) to play Origins for a while so my interest was piqued. Then, I was sitting in my Spanish class and realized PSN was having a hella sale so I went looking for some games. Inquisition GOTYE was on sale for like $70 with all the DLCs so I was like, “Hm. Yeah. Aight.” I then proceeded to get 89 hours banked in the course of like...5 days. It was insane. There was much coffee and little sleep. (I said trying because her Xbox 360, both of them, absolutely refuse to let her finish it before the console corrupts something in the data.)

03) How many times you’ve played the games?

Origins 1 1/2 times. I got all the way to the end with my elf before Alistair broke up with me to be king so I said, “AW HELL NAH” and literally started over just so my Warden could be queen. 

DA2, 2 full times and I’m on my 3rd for “fanfiction research” purposes. 

Inquisition, once all the way through the main storyline, started again, then started again. 

04) Favorite race to play as?

Ya girl loves her some elves. I was a Dwarf as my first ever character, but the lack of romance options in Inquisition turned me off to them. I do like them a lot, though. 

05) Favorite class?

Rogue. Seriously, lockpicking should be a universal thing. Otherwise, mage. 

06) Do you play through the games differently or do you make the same decisions each time?

I try. Most of the more personal decisions I have a hard time changing. Like, should Cole be human or more spirit-y? I can’t. I always make him human. But I intentionally try to change major story arcs. Both my Hawke mages and my mage Inquisitor have supported the Templars where I supported mages 100% before. 

07) Go-to adventuring group?

Origins:  Alistair is almost always a must. My first playthrough, he literally went on 100% of my quests with me. Then usually Wynne and Zevran, but I try to switch it up where I think I can spare having a healing mage. Shale and Oghren are my buds. 

DA2:  Vikara Hawke--Fenris, Anders (li,) then either Varric or Isabela. Belladonna Hawke--Fenris, Carver then Avaline, Varric (hc li.) Titania Hawke--Fenris, Bethany then Merrill, Isabela (li.)

Inquisition: Oh boy. I just. I just love them all. Just so fucking much. Picking my group is painstaking, man. Gemma Cadash--Iron Bull (li,) Dorian, Cole. Vikara Lavellan is tricky because she’s a mage, but Dorian is my literal best friend and she romanced Solas so?--Solas (li,) Dorian, Iron Bull or Blackwall. If it’s a tricky area or I need a lock picked, I’ll usually switch Dorian with Cole. Vanaya Adaar--Blackwall, Dorian, Vivienne or Sera. (Josephine LI)

08) Which of your characters did you put the most thought into?

So, I had no fucking idea what Inquisition was about. You can go find my “first playthrough” posts for proof, so I was just going with the flow. But starting completely from the start, I think I put a bit more effort into my Wardens, and most definitely my Hawkes and now my new Inquisitors. 

09) Favorite romance?

Cullen. #1, always. Honestly. I know, basic, but you know what? He’s a goddamn tormented cinnamon roll. I also really love his v.a.. Like I’ll listen to the romance while doing homework to keep me focused. Is that creepy? Shit. That’s creepy. But in Origins, idk. Alistair is adorable, but Zevran is just...damn. I want to try Leliana’s romance sometime. Da2: Fenris, but I’m just so goddamn in love with Varric, man. I know it’s not a romance but IT FUCKING SHOULD BE. 

10) Have you read any of the comics/books?

Bruh I don’t even read my homework.

11) If you read them, which was your favorite book?

12) Favorite DLCs?

For, like, functionality? The Black Emporium lmao. I like to change my appearance as the game progresses. But for fun? I like the Deep Roads DLC for Inquisition, the Legacy DLC for DA2, and tbh I haven’t played many DLCs for Origins yet, just the one for Shale and the one for Morigann. I think I’ll like Leliana’s, though, and Awakening. 

13) Things that annoy you.

Can’t change companion armor in DA2

No voice for Origins. (I understand it, but starting from Inquisition, it’s frustrating. Plus, I’m blind, and the biggest subtitles are still hella small.)

You can’t just go strike up a conversation with companions in the field aside from Origins. 

Dwarves can’t be mages

THERE ARE NO DWARF ROMANCES

The Qunari just felt really..underwhelming til Inquisition? Like. Sten is just a large, stoic human essentially. All the Qunari in DA2 have the exact same face, and nothing about their titles or names are explained. They’re a giantass plot point and you’re telling me not even the Arishok could get some different horns or maybe a face lift or something? 

When your companions break up with you. Like goddamn. Rude. 

The Dark Ritual. 

Forcing Alistair to be King so I don’t have to choose between him or my Hawke. He’s so unhappy as a ruler, but it’s better for his safety. Such a dick move, guys, really. 

Leandra just straight up forgives Gamlen for blowing the entire fortune? Nah, Ma. He’s dead to us now. 

Carver’s such a dick, man. 

Caves,caves,caves,caves,caves in DA2. Like goddamn. 

I have soooo many more but I have to get up in 4 hours lmao

The dog in Origins counts as a companion

Even if Hawke is a mage, Fenris doesn’t cool it with his anti-mage shit. Ever. 

Anders is a dick, man. A beautiful one, but a dick. 

14) Orlais or Ferelden?

Kirkwall.

15) Templars or mages?

Mages, always. Supporting the Templars makes me so frustrated with myself. 

16) If you have multiple characters, are they in different/parallel universes or in the same one?

So, cross-games, they’re in the same universe. But as for, like, all my Inquisitors? Idk. I’ve never really thought about it. I don’t HC that I have like...6 Inquisitors or even sibling Inky’s running around, but I don’t see a reason why they wouldn’t keep existing just because one of them got the Mark. I do try super hard to connect all my main characters as closely as I can, just for funsies. 

Like, my new Lavellan was from the same alienage as my Warden except she got swept up in that slave-trade business at the age of like 10. Then she lived as a slave in Kirkwall til she ran away at 15 and was taken in by Merrill’s clan. She and an older hunter were out hunting when the massacre happened, so he ends up taking her up north to meet up with another clan he knows is fartin’ around there. (Lavellan.) So, she remembers Varric and Hawke from their few trips to visit Merrill’s clan on Sundermount. 

Shit like that, y’know? 

17) What did you name your pets? (mabari, summoned animals, mounts, etc)

Random things, usually. My current Hawke’s mabari is called Wrex, last one was Oberyn. I don’t remember any of my Wardens’ mabari names.

18) Have you installed any mods?

I fucking wish I could. Console only over here my dude. 

19) Did your Warden want to become a Grey Warden?

Vikara Tabris--No, absolutely not. She just wanted to stay in her alienage and take care of her family. She didn’t want to get married, and when the noble dude kidnapped them all she just straight up wrecked them, so she didn’t have a choice. She’s pretty bitter about it all, but Alistair makes it better. 

Titania Cousland--Hells. Yes. From the moment she heard Duncan was coming, she was like a fucking dog with a bone begging that her dad let her join. 

20) Hawke’s personality?

Vikara Hawke:  Kind, peaceful. Blue? I think? The colors represent the dialogue wheel, right? Idk, man, the nice shit. 

Belladonna Hawke:  Sarcastic af. 

Titania Hawke: Agro to others but not her friends. 

21) Did you make matching armor for your companions in Inquisition?

Look, fam, there are only SO MANY GODDAMN PIECES OF LIGHT ARMOR AVAILABLE. AT SOME POINT, WE ALL FINNA LOOK ALIKE IT’S NOT MY FAULT so like yeah

22) If your character(s) could go back in time to change one thing, what would they change?

oh jesus

ORIGINS-        Vikara Tabris--so much, man. The most important thing? I think she would’ve put Anora on the throne instead.         Titania Cousland--She would’ve tried to use her connection to the king to make him see reason, make him see that the war was suicide. 

DA2        Vikara Hawke--She would’ve tried to sway Anders away from the terrorist side of things more, had she not been too blinded by love to see what he was doing.          Belladonna Hawke--Would’ve rather taken Bethany’s place with the ogre because she can’t live with the guilt.           Titania Hawke--Corypheus. If she’d have just paid fucking attention, she might’ve noticed how weird Larius was acting, she might’ve been able to do something before the literal sky opened up. 

Inquisition          Gemma Cadash--She straight up wishes she was never at the fucking Conclave. If she’d have just stayed in the Carta, doing what she’s good at, this all would’ve been someone else’s problem. She has a hard time dealing with all the pressure and the stress and constantly fears she’s doing the wrong thing. The only thing that gets her through it is Bull.           Vikara Lavellan--Loving Solas. She wishes she’d seen the signs more clearly, seen where they were going with it. But, loving Solas lead her to Cullen, so in the end? She guesses it was worth it.            Vanaya Adaar--She would’ve tried harder at Haven, to save more lives than she did. If she’d have just been a little faster... 

23) Do you have any headcanons about your character(s) that go against canon?

For my Inquisitors, usually something will be anti-canon, but my Hawkes are usually pretty satisfying to me, and the Warden has enough options I think it’s alright. But like...Vikara Lavellan has almost no faith to the Dalish despite being one. She got her vallaslin because she had to to stay in clan Lavellan. I also sometimes HC that she spent time in the Circle so when Vivienne gets all snotty about it not being so bad, she can be like “uhm, scuse you.” Same with Hawke and Anders, but Idk how it would work. Maybe she was there during his solitary confinement but broke out with her phylactery and that’s when her family moved to Lothering? Oh. Shit. Yeah. That works. Hey, new headcanon! 

24) Who did you leave in the Fade?

First, Hawke, because I hadn’t played DA2 yet, but then I saw how hurt Varric was and I died inside. So, Stroud usually. 

25) Favorite mount?

Cadash--the Avaar War Nug Lavellan--Tirashan Swiftwind Adaar--Hunter Shade Dracolisk