#lockout bingo

[kappy321]

Paper Mario TTYD Extreme Rando LOCKOUT BINGO with fatguy703! (maybe other stuff later LOL)

[alullinchaos]

"You're like alcohol, you're a bad influence but I want more." - Paum accidentally saying a GREAT pickup line and neither him nor the person he was talking to (ins0mniaSR) noticing also just found out ins0mnia is trans so congrats to her!!

[runks-your-chunk]

accurate description of Events that could also be ao3 tags: "Unintentional Darker Side"

[colon-tf-colon]

what do you think of the concept of blazes and caves lockout bingo…

you may have cooked.

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

Monza 2020

-Haven’t even started the race yet but Monza just gives such good vibes

-“One of the first permanent circuits in the world” 🎶history🎶

-Not even going to comment on Ferrari qualifying, but first Mercedes front row lockout in Monza since 2016 is pretty cool

-Carlos second row!!

-“It’s lights out and away we go” I missed hearing that 😭😭

-Carlos!! Aaah Lando too!!

-Kimiii!! Just seeing the seven on the AlphaRomeo made me so happy!

-Let’s go Lando!

-Car No.3!!!

-I’ve just realized I’ve consistently watched Valterri lose out so many places at the start of every old race I’ve watched recently

-“Puncture” man why

-“Lance Stroll squeezes past Max Verstappen” I’m sorry??

-I’m pretty sure Lando and Carlos haven’t ever shared a podium in McLaren, but man this might’ve been such a close chance for them

-Yes Max! Let’s go baby!!

-“Taking as much as the inside line as he possibly could there”

-Watching Max and Daniel fight it out at the start replay and I might just cry

-Oh god didn’t even realize Pierre and Alex touched

-“There goes Lando Norris. Been reporting issues with hornets in the past few days and that would’ve left a sting on Valterri Bottas” Lol what

-Sebastian???? Oh brake fail goddamittt

-First ever retirement at Monza. This is just really frustrating

-“First time in his career that he has been in the top two positions” Yay Carlos

-“First time McLaren has run in the top three positions since Jenson Button” Nice

-Can Kimi please be in the points at the end of the race?

-Oh? Black and white flag for Lando

-VB: “Can’t race with this engine setting. It’s a joke”

-Alex! Overtaking with floor damage?!

-Is that Kevin? Oh no, whyyy?

-Op- safety car. Commence the pit stop games!

-Oh McLaren staying out?

-Pitlane entry closed? What? Whaaaat? But Lewis just pit??

-McLaren getting an up on Mercedes through strategy was not on my bingo card for this race

-Okay do McLaren win this race?? Cause I really didn’t go into this race expecting that

-🎶Double stacking 🎶

-God the coordination this must take cause all the cars are in and they all have to make sure they’re not impeding the others on their way in/out

-Lance running second place is crazy

-Okay so maybe McLaren don’t win this

-“So this has really changed the order round by quite some margin” Tell me about it! Max is p13!

-Charles comeback!! (Does he still have to pit? Please tell me he doesn’t)

-Kimiiiii

-Oh shitttttttt! That crash just sent a horrifying physical reaction through my body. That was extremely sudden.

-What a nightmare for the Ferrari truly

-Why not just announce both Antonio and Lewis’ penalties at the same time?

-Okay Charles seems to be good, he’s running

-Red flag??

-Oh god the marshals have just wrecked Charles’ car

-“That was the last time we had a red flag because of debris- Azerbaijan 2017?” I think about that race all the time, I really do

-Hehe Lewis whizzing away in his scooter

-Ugh it would be really cool if Lance won this race, especially since everything right now is so much in his favor, but I don’t have that much hope, so maybe podium?

-Oh is Lewis fighting the stewards?

-“Kimi Raikkonen currently stands at fourth” ✨ happy, happy✨

-Oh normal standing start?

-I will cry if Kimi makes podium

-Okay okay okay, light’s out and away we go pt2!

-Aaaah Pierre and Kimi!!!!

-“The old man on the grid, really going for it” Who you calling old man?!

-Ooh Lance nice

-Aaah Alpha Tauri, AlphaRomeo, Alpha Romeo!!

-“Verstappen down in 14th place” Going to ignore that”

-Completely forgot Antonio has to take a penalty as well

-Can the race just end now!!?

-“Hamilton half a minute behind the leader”

-“23 seconds gap to the pack”

-“One thing Giovinazzi is doing at the moment is helping out his teammates Kimi Raikkonen by staying out a little longer” yes let’s go

-“Verstappen in the pits with a problem” Kill me

-The AlphaTauri karma really came through didn’t it? Red Bull DNF and p14 when Pierre’s leading is crazy

-“Hamilton one and a half second faster than the leaders” He really is that guy

-“Carlos be patient with Raikonnen. Be patient” “I’m worried about Gasly” “One at a time Carlos” I really need him to not make a move actually

-No Carlos, nooo whyyyyy?!

-Ugh no, Lance too??

-I will scream

-Lando’s passed him as well now. I am done

-It really has come back for McLaren. Would be cool if Lando makes podium too

-“The Merc doesn’t like following” That was cold

-Lewis is really going hammer time right now

-“Raikkonen’s been relatively easy to get past” What if I just let all these cars run me over huh?

-“For the last 106 consecutive races the winners have been a Mercedes, a Red Bull or a Ferrari, none of those teams are on the top three right now”

-For the love of god, if Kimi loses out on points I will lose it

-Officially losing it

-“Very good driving from these young drivers” So funny to think of them as young now

-CS: “I want this win Tom” :(

-Pierrrre Gaslyyyyyyyyyyyy

-“He leaves Monza as a race winner in Formula One” Aaaah let’s go!!!

-PG: “What did we just do?!? Ohmygodd guys we did it again!” “P1 Pierre! P1!”

-Aw Red Bull cheering them on

-Yesss Driver of the Day

-CS: “So close yet so far. One more lap, I needed one more lap” :((

-“What a feel great result this is” I swearrrr

-“Even the guy who does their Covid tests was out there, screaming and punching the air” 😭😂

-Aw Charles too

-To LS: “Be happy! Podium at Monza”

-“Why don’t I get these kind of interviews? I always get “You won again Lewis” “I did” “You lost again Valterri” “I did” “You couldn’t keep up with the Mercs Max” “I couldn’t””

-Haha that cracked me up

[mcytblrconfessions]

smallant helps me stay awake at night. it's like 2am and instead of sleeping my attention is watching a smallant vod of him playing minecraft lockout bingo on youtube

[couripacepals]

Lockout Tournament!

Smallant’s Lockout Tournament begins today!

Lockout is a game mode where players or teams compete to finish more of a bingo board of random tasks before the opponent.  Tasks might be regular minecraft advancements like getting hero of the village, or they might be things like obtaining a cobweb, dying to a bee, not taking fall damage before the other team does, or killing ten unique mobs.  All players are in the same world and pvp is enabled.

Quarterfinals are today!

The first match is going on right now and it is Reignex and 21Mustard against Silverr and Rip_fc.

The second match is Dylan and Fruitberries against Taffel and Luxuryz. 

The third match is Feinberg and TalkingMime against Dav1e and nEmerald

and the last match is Fyroah and Couriway against Dimeax and 7rowl.

Main stream is at Smallant’s channel and each player will also be streaming.  See you there!

[stereax]

let's do something a little different, pick your top 3 favourite 1st OAs since 2000 (that you haven't done yet) for the bingo 😌

Oh boyyy. Pulled up the 1OAs and...

First off, the littlest big boy Slaf. He's a goofball ok? And has an emotional support defenseman who's willing to beat the shit out of anyone who looks at him wrong ok? (Arber could probably run a powerplay if he wasn't in the got damn box all the time tbh...) But he's not a bust! At least not yet. Give him time!!! Power forwards take time to develop!!!

THE trickster god Marc-Andre Fleury! Let him fight! Let him play! Just generally let him do whatever he wants he's a goalie and he's one of the best in the post-lockout era HE GETS A FREE PASS TO DO ABSOLUTELY WHATEVER THE FUCK HE WANTS ON THE ICE AT THIS POINT. And let him fucking beat the shit outta Binnington. For God's sake, please.

Then we get to the area where I kind of petered out. Uh, I chose McDavid as the third one here. This man can fit so many cosmic horrors inside his tiny little hockey loving chest. He compels me, okay? And yet he is absolutely bland. White bread ass man. Saltine cracker ass man. Rice cake ass man. You get me? He is like the guy who waves at fucking Ctulthu on the way to work and says "have a good day Jim". Literally textbook definition Kafkaesque. It is hopeless and yet he hopes anyway.

I also did one more 1OA. Guess who.

[evrytingbagel]

my god watching the lungmen dragons is3 bingo lockout tournament. i understand my league gamer friends so much now

[codename729]

Why do we even try

We tried to play skyrim lockout bingo with our sibling, and we happened to get a good lead, so our sibling threw a fit as per usual and just quit

[im-a-wizard-who-dont-crime]

you mean lockout? I want bingo with no external games needed

I wanna turn bingo into a skill based game. Suggestions

[cat-26]

"I learned the gaslighting from Dream, this is all Dream's fault"

- Illumina justifying all the lying he's doing to SmallAnt, citing the manhunt he did with Dream

[zeta-in-de-walls]

My thoughts on the MCC games

So my mind is still dwelling on MCC. Damn, I loved it. 

I thought I’d share my thoughts about each game! (Note: I always watch Tommy for MCC.)

Big Sales at Build Mart. It’s alright. I think it’s good as an early game - I enjoyed that it was first this MCC, allowing the teams to get used to each other and it didn’t matter too much in points. Whereas I kinda dislike it late game - it’s not one I want to be high pressure. In some respects its a lot more chill as you’re less directly competing against others and more working together to build something. It still feels tense and as a viewing experience its alright but painful to see streamers making mistakes which they inevitably do as its so high pressure. The changes of getting rid of the boats was so, so good. Losing Buildmart before was often because you failed a turn and lose so much progress which was way too devastating. much easier to navigate now too. (I didn’t like how in one build Tommy couldn’t see a block properly under glass, but usually the builds are very nice. 

Hole in the wall - this one I’ve always really enjoyed watching. It’s a fun game with a great level of difficulty. Tommy’s pretty good at this one too and I like that he has a real habit of messing around in it. This game is the one where Wilbur lost his voice in MC11 after too much shouting. In MCC13 it was singing christmas songs. Something about it just makes everyone want to mess around. I like how although its mostly a solo game, team communication is useful ust shouting out colours and shouting out warnings. I saw Vikkstar being warned about approaching walls before they killed him a couple times by his teammates for instance and I like that. (Contrast ace race where its so hard to give much meaningful advice.) That said, the game is extremely glitchy! Hbomb demonstrated it this round but people have always been sliding through walls plus players with higher ping get an advantage. I would understand if they wanted to shelf it. I think it’d be hard to fix - 40 players in one area with moving slime walls will be so hard to handle. I wonder if they could have 10 separate maps instead or something to make it more feasible to play as I’ll be sad if it has to go.

Skybattle - really really fun from Tommy’s perspective! You can tell he loves it so I love it too. Rounds kinda have a tendency to all end the same way with little bridges towards the centre, might be cool if there was some existing narrow walkways to the middle as well and maybe new maps though I do like the current map as well! Hah, but yeah I love it! It’d probably be too much played too late but its the absolute perfect mid round game and every MCC there’s always really cool exciting plays. Its really fast-paced which sets it apart.

Survival Games - it’s a classic. probably a little frustrating points wise as its a single round meaning an early death is so costly. survival points in this one are worth so much. I seriously enjoy it though it is not one you want too late in the tournament. Also a good opener as its not too intense from the start, even if it gets pretty intense as the map shrinks. The maps for these games are always awesome and well-designed. (I think puffy might have fallen in an inescapable hole though? She was getting attacked at the time so maybe it was escapable but yeah - careful playtesting is important to make sure no spots like those exist. Which is hopefully the case!)

Ace race - I greatly enjoy this game. Tommy’s generally surprisingly good at it which helps. It just seems like a really fun minigame to play. Obviously this MCC the map had some errors and was maybe too confusing. The map was long and every moment had something new to process, a chiller section or two where you can observe and take it in a bit more would have been nice. It is a little fiddly with a lot of different mechanics leading to glitches. Tridents are just annoying! But its one thats a good time. I only dislike how its so much a solo experience - you can try and give advice to your team but its so hard to give useful input unless you’re right by your teammate. I quite enjoy this one being fairly late game as its exciting but not so harsh as the elimination games.

Battle Box: very cool game assuming the map’s fun! (Some MCCs had ones I didn’t care for.) And they remember to never ever give any players TNT ever again. There’s a bunch of tactics to employ, custom items, flanking. It’s just a really nice strategic mini-game. I like how its lots of ranged combat and there’s enough rounds that you don’t feel too bad about a mistake. It’s good anywhere in the tournament. Glad it got added to the practice server as its a lot of fun to watch streamers just play. Though they don’t ever practise the wool rushing tactics on there. xD Shame Tommy’s not built for this game though.

TGTTOS: I love this game! Lots of fun to watch and its kinda solo but also you can help your team and work together with some effort. Hmmm... though some of the individual maps for this game can be very hit-or-miss. I think generally you want like at least 80% of players to complete the map. A few of them have been too long and hard. Lots of punching goes on in this game and I kinda don’t mind. The one with the wool targets was probably a little too confusing. I like most of the original maps for this game aside form the cliffside punching one though I understand the same maps every time would be bad. Rocket jumping seems kinda finicky so I’m not a fan. Tridents, elytras, ice, and bridging are all great fun though and I do enjoy the variety. Again its good anywhere in the tournament! 

Parkour Tag - Not a fan. I like it in concept I guess but aah the scoring is annoying. It gives you points for survival which is so dependent on the person hunting you and it feels like there’s strategy about choosing the hunter for each opponent but in reality there’s not. I kinda wish the same person could be the hunter every round just so one person has that role. The maps have never felt that fun as it generally feels like scrambling around. Also this game rarely shifts the scores much at all, the ways points are awarded is just too strange. Maybe a bigger map and longer rounds? I don’t know though. This game is terrible as an end game and I guess its okay earlier. Yeah, I really wish there was a good parkour type game but this one isn’t it for me. (this is still much better than Parkour warrior mind!)

Rocket Spleef - Alright. I feel like this is one that’s hard on new players as rocket jumping is odd - getting kills in this game is also not easy. Hopefully they practice the mechanics on the practice server. That said I do enjoy this one quite a bit, it’s fun to watch. The deal breaker is the map. Some maps are just way better than others. I think by the end of a round the maps should be pretty much destroyed and I think it’d be awesome if rounds ended with only one or two people left alive. As long as its got a good map though it’s plenty of fun! It’s exciting without being really intense or high pressure and three rounds is a good amount. Good anywhere in the tournament.

Bingo But Fast - I don’t know how I feel about this one. Please don’t do it the nether again, that was too much. xD I think this game is too intense for me - it’s really fast-paced as completions start happening right away and earlier ones are worth more points. Also it’s another that is stressful to watch the streamer play non-optimally. That said it is an interesting game and I think its cool to have a mode like survival minecraft - generally I like how many games highlight different fun activities in minecraft. It’s such a varied tournament! Again I like this one best mid-tournament, not too late or too early. Maybe I’d like it a bit more without the locking out. like after the first five completions, the remaining completions of it still get a few points - a fixed amount. This is an interesting game but it’s also a really hard game! 

Sands of Time - This one is pretty awesome. A lot of fun to watch even if its so so painful for a streamer to lose.  Nice dungeon crawler feel, with cool maps and exciting traps. The vaults matter a lot to points. I like how less confident players can do safer stuff and its a very team-oriented game in the best possible way. As you don’t know how the other teams are doing it gets pretty intense and works well as a last game. Some traps are a bit annoying and I think ones requiring a second player are cool in concept but a bit too demanding. Also please please never make it out of snow again. People kept missing the snow! That was painful. Tommy’s interesting to watch and has successfully solved some risky traps even if he sometimes makes poor decisions xD 

Damn this turned out long! Listen, I love this event. All the games are delightfully unique and challenging and fun to watch. These are just my personal opinions. This is such a well-made and impressive tournament with such a great variety of games testing different things. 

Feel free to argue with me about any of these. Sorry parkour tags fans. xD

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

China 2018

-Ferrari, Mercedes, Red Bull lockout

-Nico (from the last few races I’ve watched) has been pretty consistent in qualifying top ten. I can’t believe he’s never made podium

-Oh wow Sebastian just sped ahead like he was thrown from a sling shot

-Kimi and Lewis both losing positions because of that

-Max gained because of that though, Nico too

-“Did you see how many places we lost because of Sergio right now? It’s unbelievable” The girls are fighting again

-Haas implementing team orders for this race was not on my Bingo card (I’ll take it though, cause Kevin is higher now)

-“Do we think that Kimi Raikonnen is kind of sleep-walking Lewis Hamilton into a slower pace?”

-Nico casually going past Charles. The Renault looks like they were actually good this season

-✨Red Bull double stack ✨

-That was actually so hot

-“Box, box, box, box, do the opposite to Raikonnen” I love pit stop games

-“The one team that aren’t reacting is Ferrari” Why is it always them

-“Bottas gets past Vettel, the undercut worked!” That was so close, Mercedes really did a great job

-Lewis stuck in a Red Bull sandwich

-Nico on the other hand picking off cars one by one and Carlos right behind him

-Charles?? Why is he p20??

-I’m surprised the Force Indias are still out of the points

-The top three now less than a second away from each other

-Andd Valterri has made his move! He’s gone past Kimi and now so has Sebastian!

-Max p3 now, after Kimi pit

-“Charles was expected to be the wonder boy wasn’t he” Excuse me?? I don’t care that he’s p20- you shall not talk smack about him!

-Eeh Pierre running into his teammate

-Fortunately not something that needed a safety car though

-Never mind, I was wrong, there is a safety car

-Another Red Bull double stack!!

-“Red Bull definitely not sleeping on that pit wall”

-Renault double stack as well

-Somehow Nico didn’t lose out track position because of that, but Carlos did :/

-“We haven’t had a retirement so far” These guys about to jinx it

-“Is it just me or have I got a bunch of cars that have new tires behind me” Oh Lewis

-“And the two Force Indias almost touch” I’m surprised they haven’t already

-Let’s go Daniel!!!!

-Oh shit Max fell behind Danny, still covering off Kimi though

-Daniel!!!!!

-“If he’s going to do this, he might as well be pulling rabbits out of his hat. That was magic from Daniel Ricciardo” 👏👏👏

-“Alright next one is Vettel, let’s get him” That’s a man on a mission now

-Woah!! Max getting past Lewis too!! No falling back this time!!

-Who lit the fire under Daniel’s car?? Ohmygodd has he come alive towards the last few laps of this race!!

-“Well done mate, easy pickings” GP is so chill

-Oh no! Max hit Seb! GP spoke too soon!!

-Aaaaah that was so hotttt from Nico!!!!

-Daniel leading!!!

-“Don’t give up, you can pass Hulkenburg” What if I actually don’t want him to though

-10s penalty for Max. This has happened to me three times in a row now. Someone make it stop

-Ah Max and Lewis wheel to wheel! That one was fun!

-“He can’t just run me off the track like that” Sebastian’s day going from bad to worse because Alonso decided to be a menace

-Nico stays p6 though!!

-Daniel “Race Winner” Ricciardo!!!

-“Absolutely clinical moves. Cutthroat. Scary” haha

-Go Aussie babyyy

[midnightsmadi]

i think george and dream should go live playing another minecraft challenge

[couripacepals]

Lockout!

The $50K Lockout tournament continues today with the upper bracket finals and the lower bracket semifinals. Both matches will be best of three.

The upper bracket finals are Couriway and Fyroah vs Silverr and ripfc.

The lower bracket semis are Dylqn and Fruitberries vs TalkingMime and Feinberg.

Both matches can be watched on Smallan't channel (main stream). You can also watch on the players own channels, but the players are muted for restreaming purposes.

Lockout is a format where players or teams of players compete to finish the most objectives on a 25 objective bingo board. The objectives can be simple things like crafting a comparator, more complicated ones like having six effects at once or obtaining dragons breath, or weird ones like not holding a crafting table before the other team does. All players are in the same world and pvp is enabled.

See you there!