#lobsters in love

[fandomsbyladymelodrama]

@salzrand - Lobsters on a Starlit Balcony <3

[eelslippers]

I love plushies. The fact that humans will packbond with objects made of fluffing, fabric, and cotton, all because it is made to look like a silly little guy, is like the peak of human design.

[ihavealavalamp]

Bell Swamp Connection, The Mountain Goats [x]

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

[raticusfinch]

he’s got a crab in his pocket btw

[whump-galaxy]

A witch’s body slowly being consumed and/or replaced by their “branch” of magic.

Like a witch who focuses on botany and horticulture of magic plants starts growing lichen from their back, then branches, and eventually after centuries, becomes a towering tree.

A necromancer paying the price with their own limbs. Eventually, even sewing themselves together won’t save them.

An illusion-caster losing their reflection, then their body becomes see-through, and finally they’re unable to be seen by others. All they have now is their illusions to keep them company.

[stickmenlover]

I guess, bitches really do love toast.

[bytewire]

I drew AL-AN resting in a grass field :)

[theofficialastronomy101]

The Lobster Nebula, where complex interactions b/w interstellar winds, radiation pressures, magnetic fields, & gravity have produced some really cool patterns of gas & dust. The nebula is massive, spanning ~400 light-years. It is also forming some of the largest known stars. 650 megapixel

[iliothermia]

[kriskross]

so what if the lobster joke's been overdone

[foldingfittedsheets]

All my school painting I put up as Pay What You Want donations. Almost all of them sold, and another one just found a home after I posted it here.

This was another one of my unsold pieces. The assignment was to create emphasis through intensity, so I had a tiny red lobster amidst the dull everyday stuff. I liked the idea of a tiny lobster exploring this giant world and getting caught in his own reflection.

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I just think that Tim and Bernard should elope and move to the other side of the country and not tell anyone and see how long it takes them to notice

[medusagorgongirl1]

Lowkey been working on an identity porn timkon fic from, I hope to have the first few chapters out by the end of the year, here's a little snip bit written from Kon's pov

"Despite Rob being so very unique and himself, any of these bushy mustachioed grimacing under the weight of their wealth, old men in the framed pictures lining the halls could be related to him. A man labeled as a particularly large donor to the hospital has the same sharp cheekbones as Rob. A man with a hilariously curley goatee had the same pale as snow skin as Rob. This one lady with the largest jowls Kon had ever seen had the exact same color and type of hair Rob’s. Anyone of these people could be related to Rob and Kon would have no clue."

[tibby-art]

TIBBY YOU LISTEN TO THE GARAGES??? HELLO????? <- literally a member of the garages what the fUCK

WHAT ?

[chocodile]

Small character detail I have no good excuse to mention: Hyden hates anything remotely similar to "fast food". This applies to all AUs. He finds greasy, cheap, oversalted/overly sugary food disgusting. Additionally, he hates--HATES--messy food. The only foods he will eat with his hands are ones that are very clean and dry and leave no residue. Getting some sort of sauce or grease on his hands is one of the worst sensations in the world (doubly so when he's a bunny… to be fair, can you imagine eating barbecue while wearing fur mittens? Ew!)

When he was younger, he was slightly more flexible on these limitations. Here he is eating a "ham burger" normally to show how normal he is. He is fitting in with the common man. He is pulling it off. He's got this. Look how relaxed he is. You could almost miss the Rolex on his wrist.

Of course, every rule has its exceptions. As has been mentioned before Hyden often has no idea where food comes from or what goes into it. At some point, somebody failed to mention to him that Cinnabons come from kiosks at the mall and cost less than $100 each. Therefore, they escaped his "fast food is disgusting and I hate it" filter, and, in a modern AU, became one of his favorite desserts. He has a pastry or two each morning with his coffee and then wonders why he never seems to lose any weight.