#lms if u can?

[strawglicks]

Aunt Yappy my silly toonsona :]

[cowplushies]

blarrrgghh I've been hesitant of doing this cause I feel really bad asking but I desperately need help with my phone bill so making one of these kinds of posts im sorry

so as stated above im in need of help with my phone bill I moved in with my fiance about 5 or so months ago and he's been helping me out a lot with stuff but given he's trying to provide for 2 people with a minimum wage job he can't cover everything so... I haven't been able to get my phone bill paid on time I haven't been able to make my payment for 2 months now and it's gotten really price heavy that I'm going to hope turning to this may hopefully help but waaa

the amount I need is $364.21 I'm sorry for it being so high I only have $10 to my name attached below shows it

again im sorry for having to do this but it's stressing me out so bad I haven't been able to call or text family for help due to my phone basically being a brick if you can reblog please do usual don't tags for this post to please any support of any kind would be very helpful thank you

my ven is @/arcanacard

[youve-doomed-us-all-jerk]

official crossover, they truly be doin anything with tmnt and we love them for that lmfao also idc about breaking canon give raph a susanoo on this, it was foretold in rottmnt

[croutoncat]

im the most extroverted introvert on planet Earth

[pyreshe]

I am at work but. 🧍‍♂️plot w me,

[nameissmile]

(I think I don't like being cold. I always have you know? I liked it because that was all I knew, it let me do whatever I want whenever I want. Maybe it was easy to love because it seemed into my bones in a way that felt permanent and solid, much more than any flimsy warmth could. The cold was easy to love because it bent to my whim, and made me feel normal. The funny thing is though, I've been getting non-stop heat advisory's, and yet Germany always felt warmer. I thought I hated warmth because it made me sweat, want to run away and cool down again, it seemed into my bones as well and made me relax in a way that was unheard of within the boundaries of the cold. The cold stiffened me to my core, made me breath out puffs of smoke, preserved me so that I would crystalline and perfect for anyone who came along. The heat relaxed me, laid me down in a pile of downy feather and forced me to rot, to change, to die, and from that death grow new plants from seeds.sown long ago. Germany was always warmer because of the people who were there knew that even If I could survive the cold, I could never thrive within it. And I don't think I ever would have noticed.)

[neth-cactus]

wawawaw cleansing boo boo i post other stuff outside of fandoms boo boo /j /j anyways hii hello oc time, william finally has a ref after like 5 years or more, also a few random doodles that might or might not be lore related :33 who knows?....my gf... my gf knows but whatever HGGDKSFL

[ace-with--a-mace]

nvm my period is coming up

[ofpd]

i hear what you’re saying about that lyric not being very exr but counterpoint: “now that everybody’s gone” refers to the rest of the amis all being dead on the barricade and the rest of the line is about r implicitly telling e the truth by joining him to die

omg hi i was just wondering earlier today if i'd ever get asks abt les mis

anyway yes very true "now that everyone's gone i can tell you the truth" is in fact very exr. the second part of that line (i don't love you, i like you) is less so lol. if anything it's the opposite—that r loves e far more than he likes him

[lostjudgmnt]

hi everyone. stuff regarding this whole community situation? bad again

[kyujism]

Airport trip . . 해린 x reader

synopsis › going to the airport with your girlfriend kang haerin.

a/n › i have not been feeling well.. lm trying a new style idk if its weird?? this is rlly short errmm hope u enjoy

pairing › idol!haerin x newjeans 6th member idol!reader

warnings › none this is fluff

The airport was alive with the electric buzz of anticipation, and the air seemed to shimmer with the shared excitement of the people.

Haerin and you, both accomplished idols in your own right. The prospect of a quiet getaway had both of you grinning, although you guys were just going to do promotions. Cameras flashed taking pictures of both of you.

As you emerged from the car, Haerin gracefully took your hand, her touch gentle yet firm, a silent promise of solidarity in the whirlwind of the bustling terminal.

She insisted on carrying your bag, her aura radiating a sense of protection that went beyond the confines of the stage.

"Let me take care of this for you." Haerin murmured with a soft smile, effortlessly hoisting the bag onto her shoulder. Her eyes held a warmth that transcended the ordinary, a genuine desire to make your journey as comfortable as possible.

Her arm found its way around your waist as you strolled through the airport, a subtle yet reassuring gesture that spoke volumes. Haerin's shy demeanor flourished. She leaned in, her head resting on your shoulder as if seeking refuge in your presence.

"You know, airports can be overwhelming. I just wanted you to feel better :(" Haerin confessed, her cheeks tinted with a delicate blush.

As you approached security, Haerin's hold on you only tightened, her clinginess turning into a comforting anchor amidst the flashes. The world might know her as a dazzling performer, but here, she was just Haerin – shy, affectionate, and utterly devoted.

[cowplushies]

finally got around to redesigning my whole house in new horizons :] I personally love my upstairs the most

[thedgeoftheuniverse]

plsss can u write pussy whipped sukuna

18+ under the cut!

[sexual content, slight dacryphilia, cursing, sukuna loves eating pussy, dom/sub, one (1) mention of slapping]

Sukuna, despite himself, cannot get enough of you.

Oh, and he tried. He tried to resist your temptation. He tried to prove that he is strong and above the saccharine pull of your body; he tried to prove to himself that you aren't special, merely another conquest—something that is his for the taking, but never a necessity. He could have any woman he wants, he doesn't need you. He hardly wanted you.

He failed.

He'll never admit it, though.

Not even now, with his head buried between your thighs as his tongue and hands pull the sweetest sounds from your mouth.

How long has he been going?

He felt rabid.

Out of control—a rather unfamiliar sensation for him.

"'Kuna, baby, p- leaseee," you hiccuped with tears welling up in your eyes. God, he loved the sight. "I can't! 'S too much!"

He didn't even deign to respond to you, choosing to overlook your transgression this time because he couldn't get enough. He felt like you had him under a spell, crafted from sugar and mulled berries, all of it dripping from your core and into his mouth as he dived deeper and deeper into your warmth. He did, however, deliver a punishing slap to your outer thigh. But because he was nice, because he was so good to you despite himself, he soothed the tender skin with a rough palm kneading the flesh.

"Fuck!" You exclaimed, "I can't, can't take another."

"You can, and you will." You whimpered, but nodded your head in submission nonetheless.

He continued working his fingers into you, having worked you up to three as they pushed in and out and in and out at a punishing pace that left you dumb and nearly incoherent. He found that spot—rather, he decided to hit it. He had your body memorized by now, knew how to pleasure you better than yourself or any other lover you ever dared to take before him. He knew how to build you up in a way that shattered you before ever breaking you.

He knew this was the breaking point.

He knew you were no longer on plant Earth, your mind hovering in the clouds as his fingers drilled into with frightening precision and all you could do was whimper and beg simultaneously for more and mercy.

"What's wrong? Have I already fucked you stupid before taking my cock?" He taunted. "I thought you could handle me better than this. I'm disappointed."

"Nonono, I can han-handle it, please, 'Kuna, need it."

He loved having you like this—completely at his mercy, completely submissive to him. You'd do anything he told you. He could stop right now, leave you sobbing and begging and right at the edge of the bliss he knew you craved and you would listen when he told you to be good and take what he decided to give you.

He couldn't do that though.

Not when he felt your wake tightening around his fingers, not when your moans grew higher in pitch and faster in rhythm and sure as fuck not when your back slightly arched and your mouth hung open, you being too fucked out to care about appearances.

He likes you filthy.

He likes the mess you made on his sheets.

"'Kunakunakuna, I'm gonna—"

"That's it, that's fucking it. Give it to me. Let me hear it." His pace became punishing and you tried covering your mouth to dampen the sounds coming from you but he stole your hand and pinned it to the bed before you had the chance. "Do that again and I'm stopping."

(He couldn't stop if he tried.)

All you could do was nod dumbly as pure white hot, sweltering, explosive bliss consumed you.

And even then, as your orgasm completely wrecked your body and left you a filthy mess on his bed, Sukuna couldn't get enough of you—your scent, your whimpers, your juices, your taste. So much so, he nearly felt it appropriate to beg. But he knew he had you trained so perfectly, and he knew you would give him whatever he wanted.

"One more."

He plans to take advantage of that.

—

i'm so sorry

anon i hope this is what you were for LMAO idk what happened here

mwah

[crowlixcx]

Please god please HOW WAS MACBETH

Okay bestie lets get into it!! Obvs it's...literally Macbeth lol so I doubt i'm spoiling the plot for anyone here however if anyone reading this does have tickets and doesn't want to know anything about staging etc i suggest u avert your eyes now

Anon babes it was marvellous. David was so commanding?? he's built like a string bean but when he was up on stage he looked BIG and powerful. The character development was so nuanced, the descent into madness was manic and chaotic but eventually steady and calm - he literally snapped a little boys neck with his bare hands in the battle scene it was gruesome. I've seen one too many productions of Macbeth where its pretty much all pinned on Lady Macbeth being the brains behind the operation but it was very obvious from the start of this production that Macbeth had plenty of malicious thoughts and intentions of his own. He needed a little bit of convincing from LM but obviously your average person cannot be coerced into murder lol this man was out for blood from the START. Cush Jumbo was DIVINE and the perfect enabler, their chemistry was spicy and sensual and I loved it. They changed the script so that LM visits Lady MacDuff before the latter is murdered and its sooo good it makes Lady Macbeth so much more 3 dimensional rather than the usual evil witchy woman, it makes her human and Jumbo portrays her beautifully. It really was exciting for the production to be so intimate. The Donmar is a LOVELY black box theatre not many seats at all so you're very close to the action. This is my 5th time seeing DT on stage (prev. Much Ado About Nothing, Richard II, Don Juan in Soho & Good) and they've all been at big venues so it felt very different. The use of headphones was soooo good and it helped them keep the pace of the show (it was 1hr50 with no interval). Rather than dramatic asides like in the script the actors could whisper and it was RIGHT in your ear which made it feel very personal and dark like you were really in the character's heads. You never saw any of the visions (the dagger, the witches, banquo's ghost) which is how i always prefer it to be portrayed personally because you know... they're not actually there this man is just guilty AF and losing his grasp on reality!! But the sound effects they used in these moments were verrrry good and helped set the scene, lots of spooky music and sounds of screaming and whispering etc. And just generally through out the production you heard every. single. word. because of the headphones which was just delicious.

Final note because when u came into my inbox u were probably just expecting a simple 'yeah i really enjoyed it!!' and instead i've written a mini essay BUT in the battle scene at the end David really did win the award for most agile man in his 50s, he head-butt like 4 people and i was like...damn boy can u come over and fight me some time

[mimikyuno]

my yuriful summer 2024 watchlist 🏖️☀️

now that i checked out the first episode of all the yuriful shows i was keeping an eye on, here’s my first thoughts and impressions

Mayonaka Punch

tags: comedy, supernatural, vampire

thoughts on episode 1: LOVED IT SO SO MUCH!!! i love the mc already she’s such a mess and i already love the dynamic between her and the raging vampire lesbian. my favorite from the ones on this list tbh!! need more cancelled youtubers and horny for blood lesbian vampires. also i have a weak spot for anime with adult characters who can drink alcohol and get wasted lol. WILL be watching EAGERLY.

yuri thoughts 🌸: the yuri looks solid!! there was verbal mention of lesbian romantic feelings. and as in most vampire shows, blood drinking is metaphor for sex but it’s made quite explicit in this one which increases the yuri score. the protagonists have already a v interesting dynamic im invested.

(EDIT) POST EP 3 THOUGHTS: i love this one more and more!!! still my fave out of these 5 for some reason? i just like masaki and live’s dynamic a lot, i hope they kiss

(EDIT) ALMOST END OF THE SEASON UPDATE: only one of these im still watching lmao ep 9 and 10 were really good! i hope masaki and live make out by the end. yuki best girl

Na Nare Hana Nare

tags: sports

thoughts on episode 1: LOVE the colors and art style in this one! love that there’s a girl in a wheelchair!! love the brazilian girl who keeps kissing everyone!! the parkour girl is turbo autistic fr… also a ninja lmao. im v interested in this tbh!! will be watching.

yuri thoughts 🌸: im v interested in the possible yuriful dynamics, especially between the girl in a wheelchair and mc, and between parkour ninja autistic and tall girl. i think the brazilian girl and girl who follows her around are also supposed to be shipped.

(EDIT) POST EP 3 THOUGHTS: yeppp turbo autism ninja is a huge lesbian i love her sm 💌. very sweet show!

(EDIT) ALMOST END OF THE SEASON UPDATE: on hold. it got quite boring at the ep 5 mark and i cant will myself to continue. might drop

Senpai was Otokonoko

tags: crossdressing, love polygon, romance, school

thoughts on episode 1: this counts as yuriful and i Will fight u on this. bisexual girl x closeted trans girl x closeted gay childhood friend love triangle? discussions of gender identity? yes pls. will be continuing it!!

yuri thoughts 🌸: makoto and aoi are cute 🥹

(EDIT) POST EP 3 THOUGHTS: idc about whatever happens later on, makoto is a trans girl, episode 2 and 3 are an insane confirmation. even if she never breaks through her eggshell throughout the whole series, she’s trans. no like fr. i love her so so much and i hope she’ll be able to transition (either at the end of the series or afterwards). egg of the season 🥚🏳️‍⚧️

(EDIT) ALMOST END OF THE SEASON UPDATE: meh. dropped lmao

Shikanoko Nokonoko Koshitantan

tags: comedy, gag humor, school

thoughts on episode 1: “shiiiika 🦌!!!” okay y’all know i love me some gag humor anime but tbqh im feeling kinda lukewarm on this one. maybe it’s bc i had rly high expectations for this but idk most of the gags did not hit as nice as i hoped. tho some of them were brilliant (also looove the constant breaking of the fourth wall). not looking forward to the siscon character that’s gonna be introduced. will be continuing but might drop if i get bored. however i loved how they Did mention that only male deer have horns sooo… noko transbian 🦌🏳️‍⚧️?

yuri thoughts 🌸: the two protagonists have great yuri potential!! torako has already shown she’s a huge girl kisser and noko just keeps teasing her, which is a great dynamic imo. also torako’s va is hatsune miku’s voice provider, and we all know hatsune miku is transbian goddess so!

(EDIT) POST EP 3 THOUGHTS: okay nvm i actually love this!!!!!! and the siscon character is such a caricature and parody of the siscon trope that i love her too (also she’s voiced by mafuyu project sekai uwu).

(EDIT) ALMOST END OF THE SEASON UPDATE: dropped lmao (gags got boring, i have seen too many similar shows)

VTuber Nandaga Haishin Kiri Wasuretara Densetsu ni Natteta

tags: comedy, otaku culture

thoughts on episode 1: once again maybe unpopular opinion but im not completely sold on this one. yes it’s fun, yes she’s unhinged, yes they’re all absolutely raging homosexuals BUT idk how to explain it but it feels very much male oriented. idk i think i feel this way bc it’s my personal pet peeve when otaku shows focus mostly on men as the intended audience (for example, when they showed her audience, all the viewers were men which like. they could have shown at least one woman who likes watching her videos yknow?). so anyway. at least it’s incredibly gay? and once again, love characters gettinf drunk lol. but idk i feel like this was made to ride the wave of hololive and get men on twitter to share funny clips idk. i like how they use actual vtuber avatars in certain scenes, and i get the vibe they’ll want to make these girls real vtubers, hence why we dont see what they actually look like but just their vtuber persona. will be checking out more ep but will drop if it gets too meh.

yuri thoughts 🌸: as mentioned, all the girls are RAGING homosexuals fr. asking about favorite lesbian porn scenarios to each other to possibly act them out. hello?!

(EDIT) POST EP 3 THOUGHTS: again nvm, i like this one too now lmao tho i’d rank it last out of these 5 tbh. but it’s so unhinged and deranged that it’s a super fun watch

(EDIT) ALMOST END OF THE SEASON UPDATE: the wii fit -like episode was the last drop. burnt braincells i’ll never grow back. dropped byeee 0/10

[erwinsvow]

That bitchy reader post has given me LIFE. Omg, IM OBESSED. And like, reading that had me thinking of bitchy reader with jj…. LIKE I know she said totally “a dirty pogue”. BUT THINK ABT IT the dynamic between the two would be so AMAZINGG. jj constantly flirting with bitchy reader KNOWING she hates it, but he just can’t help but do it bc she’s just so pretty when frustrated and mad. And like, don’t get me started on how I KNOW bitchy reader would end up having a teensy crush on him… omg lm so obsessed 😭😭😭

oh my godddd this is SOOO REAL!! can u imagineee sarah would obvi be dragging her along to pogue adventures and she would get a little more acclimated.. already knows pope from tutoring so she'd be a little nicer to him and jj is poking john b like "why's the princess only talkin' to pope?"

bitchy reader would cut pope off and be like "i heard that. and don't call me princess." the second she rolls her eyes jj would be in luv <3

also i can imagine bitchy reader would keep tagging along insisting to sarah "i'm trying to make sure you don't do something stupid, even though i know it's hard for you not to" meanwhile jj finds some new stupid way to flirt every time she's around.

they'll be walking thru the chateau or idk at the light house in the back of the group and jj's like "yeah i once.. uh. fought an crocodile here. that's where i got this scar from. right pope?" and pope just rolls his eyes.

bitchy reader of course goes "we don't have crocodiles here. oh wait, maybe they do in the fantasy land that you live in."

sarah totally sees that bitchy reader is starting to get a crush on jj when she sees her laughing at jj's stupid jokes after some time

"what happened to the whole 'dirty pogue' thing?" bitchy reader can't think of any retort so she just tells her to shut up! thats how u know shes in too deep ♡ and yes they would fuck like rabid animals