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[the-woild-is-y-erster]

moots art thing is so funny to me bc you technically know what i look like but it’d be funny to just see how ppl See Me ( draw me with shorter hair. )

ask and ye shall recieve shawty

no word of a lie kinda forgor what ya look like so i just guessed💀

yes you are going feral over a pic of crutchie<3

[chocolatecatcupcakecheese]

More differences between Tav and The Dark Urge... Gortash explains how Bane feels about you a little differently, depending upon which origin you chose.

If you want to brainrot with me, you can find me hanging out on my bestie's Baldur’s Gate 3 discord server, Baldur's Taint!

[vict7r-a]

@meathungrylamb : walk me through it again . so i know you won't crack under questioning . - anakin

“ no . ” padme's voice is stern but delicate when she speaks , her brows furrowed as she looks up from the various papers strewn on the desk in front of her . [ propo plans , something about trying to get katniss to cooperate , another thing about the expected air raids on district 7 ] — all various things she needs to attend to ' when she has a chance ' , which means quick or alma will give her that look that means she's in trouble . she looks up at the other , then , drawing in a deep sigh .

“ i won't crack because i never crack , anakin . i don't need your coaching and you know that . ” i've been doing this for much longer than you hangs in the air at the end of it like a poisoned knife .

[sleepybean427]

Yooooo, it’s so cool that you got to season 5! :D

It’s gonna hit your in the feels so hard 😢

monkie kid sketches bc i started watching seson 5 and im already on the verge of tears

im about to fucking cry episode three is kicking me in the dick

[blkluci]

idk if your taking requests but i literally js read your mha boys seeing you fight and fell in love and i was wondering if you could do a part 3 with hawks, dabi, and iida or anyone else you’d like pls

𝒎𝒉𝒂 𝒃𝒐𝒚/𝒎𝒆𝒏 and you fighting pt.3...

CHARACTERS ) keigo tamaki, toya dabi todoroki, tenya iida.

PLOT ) a headcannon of the boy/men seeing you fight.

A/N ) thankk youuu anon for the request!! glad you've been enjoying it :) sorry it took so long to fill. i'm so happy that everyone is enjoying this series. lmk if y'all want me to do a different fandom! :3 my requests are always open, so don't be shy y'all <33

[ 𝐊𝐄𝐈𝐆𝐎 ] hawks is a walking chick magnet—nopunintended. but he's he made that EXTREMELY clear in multiple interviews; he only wants you. so, it makes no sense when his random girl pushes up on him talkin' bout sum‰—"HE'S MINE." she followed you guys around for too long and hawks asked her to politely stop. when she insisted to not leave him alone, you intervened. didn't go to we for her according to him.

... you've been patient enough

... when she twisted her mouth to say something disrespectful you took off

... your fist connected with them nasty thin lips

... keigo's distress signals in his body weren't working properly

... he didn't know whether to pull you off her and cheer

-> "get In the paint!"

... his chants fuel the punches

... the girl tried the cover her face but your hulk hands still found it

-> "LOOK WHAT HAPPEN TO YOU NOW!"

... you was whoppin' her like you had real issue

... kei was really really amused

... but being that you guys were in public, he didn't want trouble for you

-> "okay baby, i think you got enough hits in."

... right before you let go off her bald head, you landed one for good measures on her nose

-> "DON'T LEMME SEE YOU AGAIN!"

... keigo was chuckling as he covered you guys with his wings and snuck away

... in the secluded area he admired your features

… your face was untouched but a bit of dirt on your shirt

-> "you did her real dirty babe."

-> "so?"

... he smirked

-> "she gonna have bruises for a while."

-> "her problem."

... damn

... that's kinda hot to him

... he chuckled

-> "so cruel. i love you."

… you gave a confused concerned face

… he didn’t care. judge him all you want!

… HE AINT ASHAMED

[ 𝐃𝐀𝐁𝐈 ] toya hasn’t been with many women in his lifetime. but he’s been with one before you. he’s never mentioned it because he ain’t like her. so randomly, when she decided to take it upon herself and text him to leave you. mind you, he been blocked her on everything. he obviously doesn’t entertain, care nor does he want to or have to energy to deal with her. so he gave you the phone and you told her line it up.

… miss girl was BOLD

… she dropped that address with quickness

… so being an amazing and supportive boyfriend

… he took you to her

… as soon as the car pulled up you called her

-> “come outside, we not gon jump you.”

… dabi chuckled

… he sat on the car hood with his hands in his pants

… he made sure he pull out that phone too

-> “don’t beat her up too bad.”

-> “no promises!”

… shawty buss through the doors and ran up on you

… just to get kicked

… dabi almost fell out on the car

… you was putting beat to ahhhhh bruh

-> “ damn. damn. damn.”

… your hits echoed all down the dark street

-> “betcha won’t try it again!”

… dabi seen you fight before but not with typa anger and adrenaline

… your fist moving like lightning fast to her face

… you damn near pull her head off with how hard gripped her hair

-> “GET UP! GET UP!”

… next thing he know you pick her up like some WWE champion and body slam her

-> “OH!”

-> “DUMMY.”

… he didn’t know what to say but snaked his arm around your shoulder with a smirk

-> “where’d you learn that? how you know how to do that.”

-> “i’ll never tell.”

… he looks at you with a straight face

… them blue eyes damn near glowed in the dark

… like gojo

-> “you always doin’ that.”

-> “i love you too.”

… he rolled his eyes

… now he gotta go beat twice cause he knows he taught you that

[ 𝐈𝐈𝐃𝐀 ] mr. idc-ima-tell really ain’t have no romantic past. he does however have haters. boys and girls but he’s mr. don’t-care! so guess what, he don’t care! but some people really be bold out here. just like this ragamuffin boy that try to fight him. so what’d you do? JUMP THE HELL IN! you like corbin fr. but what makes no sense is why this girl would jump in. yeah she got dealt with.

… iida really didn’t have much time to react he could only swing

… you watched with the boy put his booger hands on your pootie, you wasn’t having it

… you punch the random in the back of his fathead

… iida notice that the weigh was off him

… but then he see it’s you

-> “Y/N!”

… all of a sudden!

… some shawty doo-wop run up

… iida pulled the guy off you and punch him in the jaw

… boy got slumped

… you and the girl tho

… y’all still going!

-> “WHAT YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS!?”

-> “y/n! come on, let her go.”

-> “HELL NO! RUN UP AND STILL BEAT YOU !”

… poor girl was scattering on the floor like a roach

… you was giving her that work!

… twisted every way but sideways

… iida eventually pulled you back

-> “calm down, please. you’ve been her up.”

-> “MAKE SURE SHE DONT TRY IT AGAIN!”

… the girl was limping walking away

-> “she won’t! i’ll make a complaint to aizawa and principal nezu."

… he was livid , but he needed to make sure you were okay

… so he asked if you guys could have the day off

… ofc he was granted permission

… so yall went to eat and chat

Do not fear, for I am with you; do not be afraid, for I am your God. I will strengthen you; I will help you; I will hold on to you with my righteous right hand. (‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭41‬:‭10‬ ‭CSB‬‬)

[littlecharmingenvy]

Diavolo Headcannons

Dia brainrot go brrrrrr (pls I love this man)

warnings: NSFW (MDNI), couple of kinks mentioned, Diavolo having a sub-par father, author not knowing how to take things seriously (aka, use of the phrase "dicked down crazy style"), uhhh I feel like I'm missing something but I can't think of it so if I am pls lmk

SFW

<3- He’s always been intrigued by humans; how such fragile creatures could have so much courage would never fail to amaze him. So when MC comes along, this sweet little thing who didn’t even know demons actually existed until a few weeks ago, he can’t help but be impressed on how little fear they show

<3- Immediately finds himself attracted to MC, but, of course, being the crowned Prince of the Devildom, he tries to keep things diplomatic. He didn’t want to risk a scandal, especially not now, since everything was finally working out to his liking

<3- MC recognizes Dia as the Prince, but because they didn’t grow up in the Devildom, they aren’t sure what that title exactly entails, so they stick to treating Dia like they would any other person, much to Lucifer’s chagrin and Diavolo’s delight

<3- With how casual MC is to Diavolo, he quickly finds himself falling for them, despite his best efforts not to. How could he be expected to not fall head over heels for them? Especially with their laugh when they’re caught off guard, or the side eye they give that seems especially reserved for Diavolo, when one of the brothers does something laughable. He feels special, as if their little silent conversations exist in a place no one can taint; its something just for them, and that’s something Diavolo has always yearned for

<3- As soon as he realized his feelings were something he couldn’t just brush over, he told MC. He’s a patient man, but he sees no point in hiding it from you, not when you two were already as close as you were. He swears his soul ascends to the Celestial Realm when you reveal that you feel the same

<3- Showers you in the finest jewels and gold (or silver if it matches your complexion better, cool toned shawtys gotta stick together FR). His father growing up only showed affection by gift giving, leaving Dia to lack any emotional warmth outside of material objects. While he tries to be better than his father, and is always praising you and showing love in any way he can, he especially loves giving you gifts, as that’s how he learned to show love

<3- He doesn’t mind receiving gifts from you, anything you give him he’ll cherish for the rest of his life, but he gets especially soft when you make him something. Little paper flowers? They’re the prettiest he’s ever seen. You bake him cookies? They’re the best he’s had in years (don’t worry, Barbs gets it). Give him origami you made in class when bored? He’s proposing then and there /j (/hj?). Just the idea that you thought about him and cared enough to make someone by hand makes him all soft and fuzzy inside. 

<3- Aside from handmade things, Diavolo adores quality time. Just having you sit near him while he’s doing paperwork or enjoying his tea send him over the moon

<3- Very protective. While he’s sweet with you, and would never let you see any other side, he is still a demon, and he would (and has) threatened or killed a few who wished harm on you, and he’d do it again without a second thought

<3- Loves loves loves pet names. Lover, My dear, Angel (ironic), Beloved, he hardly ever calls you by your name anymore

<3- Overall, very soft with his lover. He just wants them to know how much he loves and adores them

NSFW

<3- I know this is widely agreed upon fandom-wise, but I’ll say it again for good measure. Size. Kink. Seeing how small you are compared to him makes him want to rail you into next week. When you look up at him with those doe eyes of yours, having to crane your neck up to make eye contact? Done. He’s dead. He died. It’s over for him

<3- You know monster fuckers? That’s how he feels about humans. Human fucker? Idk, but his enamoration with humans doesn’t stop in the bedroom

<3- Tries to be soft with you, really, he does. But at some point he just breaks, and he needs to dick you down crazy style then and there

<3- Praise kink, going both ways. He’ll tell you how pretty you are and how good you’re being for him, and will nearly cum when you tell him how good he’s making you feel

<3- He’s open to a lot of kinks, but isn’t likely to bring them up. That doesn’t mean he doesn’t love experimenting though. Actually, it’s you who makes him realize he’s into a lot more than he thought he was

<3- Loves giving head. Really, good luck getting him off of you once he starts. He’ll be down there as long as you’ll let him, accidentally overstimulating you pretty much every time. But when he paws at your clothes and looks at you pleadingly, you can’t help but give him what he wants

<3- Generally, Dia’s just a big boy who wants to make his little human feel good. Boy’s absolutely whipped for you, and isn’t afraid to show it. Anyone who has a problem with it will be taken care of

[blythings]

MASTERMIND | TOM BLYTH

— pairing: tom blyth x kpop idol!reader (fem.) — summary: you had a crush and you were going to do something about it (alternatively, you use your powers for evil - or in your opinion, the greater good.) — tags: she/her pronouns, face claim and descriptions used (im nayeon), social media au, fluff, oneshot, attempts at humour. — notes: this popped into my head yesterday and i couldn't resist~ this was a lot of fun, lmk what you think and if you have any requests for tom and his characters! and for the uninitiated, the famed yeri video that i reference LMAO

liked by rachelzegler and others yn.updates yn talking about "the ballad of songbirds and snakes" during her weverse live! she says she's already seen the movie twice 🤗 user RACHEL LIKED ↪ user i hope she shows tom... yn had actual hearts in her eyes when she was talking about him user NO BUT WHY WAS SHE GIGGLING SO HARD user going to become a tall british man to catch yn's attention user yn rambling about coriolanus snow 🤝 rv yeri during revelup project 3 when she was simping over that white man user we need them to meet asap user she's done lost it

liked by rachelzegler, xeesoxee and others ynstagram YN "POP!" M/V TEASER 🫧 rachelzegler I'M SO EXCITED ↪ ynstagram 🥹🫶 user @/tomblyth user @/tomblyth user @/tomblyth user yn stans will tag a white man just for yn and if that isnt enough proof of our dedication ↪ user my heart is broken but whatever makes her happy ig

liked by tomblyth, rachelzegler and others ynstagram nyc you were amazing user HE'S IN THE LIKES WE'VE MADE IT Y'ALL ↪ user AND RACHEL IN THE PHOTO DUMP TOO omg yn being an honorary tbosas cast member rachelzegler i loved meeting you this week!! can't wait to come visit you next time ❤️ ↪ ynstagram already counting down the days beloved 🫶 ↪ tomblyth am i invited too? ↪ ynstagram @/tomblyth i'll cry if you don't come 🤢 user IS NO ONE GOING TO MENTION THE NOTE

liked by tomblyth, jennierubyjane and others ynstagram love countdown out now 💛🥐 user "tell me, do you want to be my lover? are you ready to be mine? you need to hurry up" YN 😭😭😭 user the croissant emoji..... miss yn i see your moves i respect them user Stream love countdown guys user you know what do whatever you like shawty tomblyth 😊 ↪ ynstagram 🥰 ↪ user @/ynstagram @/tomblyth SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPP

[tonberry-yoda]

is it fair to put rando characters against spiderverse ones? no. am i doing it anyway? heck yeah

enjoy voting and lmk if you wanna be tagged in the fic! <3

[jamieycomplainey]

hey shawty baes and scythebelt truthers:

as requested, here are the songs used for chapter titles in “it’ll be alright”

1) Night Shift - Lucy Dacus

2) A Month Or Two - Odie Leigh

3) We’ll Meet Again - She & Him

4) Being Alive - Eleri Ward

5) The Only Heartbreaker - Mitski

6) And Eve Was Weak - Carrie 2012 Premiere Cast Recording

7) Hey Tomorrow - Jim Croce

8) Golden Slumbers - The Beatles

9) Revenant - Anaïs Mitchell

10) I’m Sorry - Brenda Lee

11) April Come She Will - Simon & Garfunkel

my actual scythebelts playlist is pretty similar so lmk if you guys want that!!!!! okay bye forever

[the-woild-is-y-erster]

pls call me anything u wish!! newsie is a fun online nickname i use due to confusion on my irl name. if anything call me e!!!!!

I GENUINEY DONT MIND CALL ME ANUTHING U LIKE BAHAHAH REFER TO ME AS A DIFFERENT NEWSIE EVERY DAY

my day was good!!!! saw heathers on tour and stagedoored :3

ABSHCHHSJD YOU SWE HEATHERSSS????,!!,???,??.

im so ducking jealous

i had this stupidass orientation thing but i did get to see my best friend!!! he's great i love him (i know he doesnt have tumblr so i can say anything i want abt him >:3) (i think)

[mangoposts]

i’m leaving school early tomorrow so my friends brother can take me to get another vape 😇🤗 i finished 3 in a week im struggling

You had so many earlier this week im cryinggnfnnd i smoked all of my vape last night and literally tweaked for my friends vape despite being drunk and high already like woah shawty relax

Lmk which one u get 🙂

[hazeyydaisyy]

read this post <3

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HIIIII!!! I'll try to summarize this as much as I can:

18 years old

Blog is 13+ but please don't dm me unless you're like 17+ 😭

Trigger warnings will be in title and/or caption of all posts that could possibly contain triggering content (if I mess up please lmk!)

This blog mostly contains content related to Hannibal, Re-Animator, SAW, horror movies, and bands

Every single post will be relevant to a fandom!! The more personal ones will be tagged with #hazeyysays

Snap: haisydaisy24 (Please feel free to add me!! I add back everyone except men that I do not know irl)

Taken by shawty (he just followed random blogs)

Thanks, love you all <3

-Hazeyy

[katsuumi]

i was thinking about making a side blog of just my works, since i talk so damn much

[mymegumi]

PRETTY BABY OLIVE

SHE HAD TO MAKE HER APPEARANCE ON THE BLOG 🤞😽

[misojunnie]

LOVE & TAEKWONDO ─ yjw. ♪ ⋆ﾟ⊹

all's fair in love and taekwondo...

You might have some doubts, but one thing you knew was that you were good at taekwondo. At least, that's what you thought until child prodigy Yang Jungwon transferred to your class, and stole your title of most skilled young martial artist. The moment that his smug eyes first met yours, an unspoken but long lasting rivalry began. When he decides to get revenge against you for a prank you pulled, he asks his very handsome, and notorious player, friend Park Sunghoon to break your heart. But it doesn't take long for him to realize, not only does he not want his friend to date you; he doesn't want to see you cry as much as he thought he did.

## pairing: rival!jungwon x martial artist!reader (ft. asshole!sunghoon)

## genre: smau, crack, some angst at the end, enemies to lovers, college au

## warnings: substance use, enha are manwhores, lots of insults, cursing, reader she/her pronouns, bi reader, me being unfunny

## general: enha’s backstories might be different, and writing in which any idols that are portrayed badly is not my actual impression of them!! this is also a college au where everyone is aged up a year (reader and jungwon are 19), just so it’s not illegal that sunghoon is the second love interest lmao

## featuring: jungwon and enha! txt’s huening kai, itzy’s yuna, minorly skz’s felix and p1harmony’s soul

## playlist: fools by troye sivan, PS5 by salem ilese & txt, sk8er boi by avril lavigne, why do u say by way ched & ash island & moon

## status: on hiatus. likely to return ^-^

📂  note !! hi everybody! this is my first smau so I’m super excited ^-^ just a warning I am definitely not as funny as I think I am lollll also everybody calls each other hoes idrk why but I hope you enjoy!! apologies for the non jungwon biases out there </3 I’ll try to make more fics for the other members soon >.< enjoy and lmk what you think!!by the way, I'd like to credit @jayflrt and their excellent sense of humor for inspiring this smau! pls go check out their fics <3

## taglist: @msxflower @enhacolor @seventeeneration @alo-ehas @avocadodinoo @certainyouthpeanut @anik-4 @hiqhkey @ahnneyong @lhsng​ @solitxre @moonchildaera​ @diestheticu​ @fadedluvv @leikoffee​ @renashun​ @jwonnies @uwudaizy

## network tags: @kflixnet @ficscafe @k-radio @enhypennetwork

open! send an ask or message if you’d like to be added, or the my perm taglist!! ♥

00. profiles ─ one | two

01. gingivitis 💔

02. the ankle thing

03. how to seduce??

04. deep conditioned

05. touche shawty

06. sunghoon is not smooth...

07. male escort??

[elysianslove]

please for the love of everything holy, give us attack on titan dick headcanons like you did with jjk and haikyuu 🤲🏻🤲🏻

i've been waiting for this one and i love your fics sm,, you're literally one of my fav bloggers ily <33

havsjdd ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES YES,,, i can’t just do all characters so i did the ones i’m most familiar with (aka mains 🤧) if you want others lmk!!

as always, this is purely for fun!! i don’t intend to be crazy realistic :)

other works; haikyuu captains, setters, middle blockers, aces and jujutsu kaisen

ATTACK ON TITAN DICK ANALYSIS

levi ackerman

as much as this hurts, he’s probably barely average. i mean, to be fair, he was extremely malnourished as a child, but i’ll be generous and say he’s 5.2 inches. such a pretty cock :( like it has a dark golden/brown tan to it, with a pink tip. also idk why but something tells me levi has a birthmark on his dick. don’t ask, he just has like this cool, brown splotch right beneath the tip. anyways, it curves up and inwards, i’m so sure. the girth and length are proportional, and he’s relatively veiny!! cute, thick balls too. is being clean shaven a thing in that universe? if it is, consider it done obviously.

eren jaeger

he has a big dick idc. just so hung i cannot. eren dick print is immaculate i will cry. fat cock, 6.8 inches, veiny as fuck. like thick veins you feel them when he’s inside of you. the shaft is just the tiniest bit darker than his skin, and the tip is dark, angry red, especially he’s all hard and wet. doesn’t really curve, to be honest, maybe a little to the right. oh and he has fat balls. heavy balls. breeder balls. he cums and his balls are still so full — insanity. doesn’t shave at all though like it’s so unkempt <//3 likes to shove your face down when you suck him off as if to make a point <//3

armin arlert

omg his dick’s so pretty. like sososo pretty. pale shaft and the cutest pink tip. like it’s kind a pastel pink but then he’s hard and it gets even darker, like a dark pink. it flushes so gorgeous when he’s hard and dripping for you. he’s like 6.3 inches, and it curves at the tip a little. more veiny than you’d imagine actually!!! his balls and tip are extremely, over the top, sensitive suck on them and he’s gone. oof and if you suck and then blow cold air? he might pass out. obviously clean shaven! sometimes he forgets tho but same way he doesn’t care if you are, you don’t care if he is either. nothing screams thoughtful like armin after all.

jean kirstein

HES SO BIG HELP. idk the timeskip.... he screams bde..... horsecock jean..... 7.2 inches bye. literally mouthwatering pretty, just a tan, bronze-ish shaft, prominent veins, dark pink tip that gets all bright when it’s wet. longer than he is thick but he will rearrange your guts absolutely. stick straight, doesn’t curve, isn’t sensitive so he’ll straight up cockwarm you whenever wherever (cockwarm any of your holes which one is available rn shawty). he trims, and there’s the hottest happy trail from beneath his belly button down to his crotch. when he stretches and it shows fhdbdhcjf

connie springer

my boy has an average dick <3 just 5.6 inches, good girth, good length, no curve. actually it’s kinda fat.... kinda.... might be a stretch taking him.... it’s okay he lives between those thighs anyways. pale pink tip that doesn’t darken all that much when hard, golden shaft, prominent veins. he’s clean shaven because he’s scared you’ll leave him if he wasn’t </3 forgot once and had a freak out session the moment he undressed till he realized it wasn’t that big of a deal.

reiner braun

HOLT FUCK PLEASE. HIS DICK IS SO BIG STOP. he’s 7.7 INCHES NO TAKESIES BACKSIES. hole splinter. pussy/bussy destroyer. cervix kisser. tummy bulger. golden shaft and a dark pink tip. literally so veiny. so much girth you cannot. cannot imagine. just size kink with reiner pls. heavy balls that have so much to give, but baby’s so easily sensitive <3 kind of clean shaven? depends on his mood? the time he has? whether you’re 100% for/against it or 50-50, etc.

bertholdt hoover

why do i get the feel, the vibes if you will, that he has such a big dick. like it shocks people when they see it. he’s probably hella long like 7 inches long, listen i cannot explain it he just has a big dick. dark shaft and the deepest red for a tip. not that veiny, but curves nicely to the right. extremely sensitive balls oh my god. will cry if you overstimulate him <3

niccolo

sasha’s so lucky <//3 big dick i know it. 6.7 inches and it’s gorgeous, with a golden tan to the shaft that flushes out to a bright, pale pink tip. when he’s hard it gets a blush pink/red so pretty. kinda veiny, kinda not. like it’s alright! he has amazing orgasm control his dick‘s tip will be purpling but you have to cum a million times before he‘s okay with cumming. trims, so not 100% clean shaven.

porco galliard

such a fat dick. it’s like 5.1 inches but it’s so fat you will cry taking it. the stretch burns oh my god. also he has no concept of prep so please, teach him. mauve/pink-ish tip, just a light tan shaft. it’s kinda flushed all over tbh, darker at the tip, lighter the longer you go along his shaft. curves to the right a little! doesn’t believe in being clean shaven sorry <//3

kenny ackerman

sorry am i allowed to do him? dilf! or gilf? 🤔 idk i just know his dick is huge. massive. 7.5 inches. so big. the tip is such a dark red, the shaft is dark and tan. hella, hella veins. like so much. not clean shaven obviously. im not gonna say anything else i dont wanna taint my dignity even more.