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Not really nsfw but a crack-ish fic where Knives is trying to kidnap/threaten Vash's s/o and they just tell him "I fucked your brother, shitlips" and he starts arguing with them (they keep saying it) for at least 30 minutes until Vash shows up.
A/N: Okay this just made me burst into laughter, what a chaotic idea. I LOVE it. Sorry it's short but it's my first ever crack-fic
Warnings: MINORS DNI, Explicit mentions of sex, This is Absolutely Not Seriousā¢, please enjoy chaos and Knives getting annoyed
"You will obey me, or else, I will-"
"You'll what? You won't do anything because jokes on you, I already slept with your brother," You immediately cut Knives off, grinning a bit maniacally at him.
Knives' eyes widened and he just stared at you for a moment.
"What?"
"I slept with your brother," You repeated, grinning even more maniacally. Despite you clearly being in a position of vulnerability, tied up and restrained, you were loving this and decided if you were gonna be unhinged, you would push the envelope as far as you could.
"You... what?"
Knives continued to just stare at you, confusion and lack of understanding clear in his pale eyes.
You let out a borderline-unhinged laugh, "What aren't you getting here, buddy? I. Slept. With. Your. Brother. I fucked Vash, which was amazing, by the way! I'm really glad we finally slept together, it took FOREVER for him to get the hint!"
Knives just rubbed his eyes with his hand and sighed exasperatedly, trying to keep himself calm and still maintain his intimidating facade, "As I was saying, you-"
"Fucked Vash, you betcha I did! Many times, actually!"
Oh, this was getting fun. You wanted to see how annoyed you could get Knives, partly out of the want to just frustrate and irritate him, and partly because you knew Vash would definitely be on his way to save you.
Knives scowled at you and just looked down at you as he got close to your face, anger clear in his features.
"Would you shut up about-"
"Fucking Vash? Never. And trust me, after the kind of sex we had? I'm NEVER shutting up about it ever again."
Knives let out an exasperated yell, "Are you kidding me?! Stop talking about sleeping with my brother!"
"Four times, Knives! Four orgasms in the span of ten minutes, I mean, what kind of man can pull that off?! It was impressive, I felt like I had no bones left in my body, and-"
"ENOUGH!"
Knives bellowed loud enough to actually silence for you, but it didn't wipe away the grin on your face. You couldn't help but stifle a laugh as you saw how red Knives' face was and how annoyed he was.
"What, jealous you aren't getting laid, Knives? I must say, the whole 'murdering the human race' vibe you've got going on might be the reason."
You couldn't believe you were pushing this far, but all your shame was out the window now - it was all or nothing at this point.
"I swear, if you don't stop talking about- about-," Knives spluttered angrily, but you immediately interjected before he could get too far.
"What? Sex? Are you so shy that you can't even say the word, Knives?" You teased mercilessly.
"Why are you two talking about sex?"
Both you and Knives turned to see Vash standing there, looking extremely confused and a bit of an amused expression on his face despite his gun being drawn.
"Get them out of my sight," Knives immediately snapped, just about throwing you across the room at Vash, "I give up. I never want to see them again, they're useless to me. Both of you, leave now, before they start talking about... about..."
"Sex?"
"OUT!"
#anya's athenaeum#trigun stampede#trigun stampede x reader#trigun x reader#trigun#vash the stampede#vash the stampede x reader#vash x reader#millions knives#millions knives x reader#knives x reader#nai x reader#nai trigun#trigun knives#lmfao this was fun to write#what chaos#trigun smut#trigun stampede smut#trigun shitpost#trigun crackfic
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Days like this merely couldn't be helped. No deeper reasoning, rather, how there was a moment where their banter could get hilariously out of hand. Sparks flying, petty streaks growing, this was a testament to how good of an opponent Ms.March 7th was at getting underneath his skin. Just the sight of those puffed cheeks and pretty eyes would not be deterring him. Getting that final moment of--
Goddamn it. She was going to drive him wild! Another comeback makes his jaw go briefly agape, leading to a moment where their 'argument' found itself with the two of them face to face. So this is what he gets with hitting that frustration vein? What can happen when she focuses in the good name of having him silenced by her wit and will. Such a rebellion made an impassioned, starlit gold come to burn in those eyes. Mercy was not in her own either, and truth be told? It was mind meltingly attractive. "Always being so damn cheeky." So much so that reason gave away to a fiery impulse, one she often unchained within his very soul as the distance closed between them. He'll swallow down those fiery words, mesh their lips firm, get March close as the spontaneous decision to kiss her with pure passion sweeps over him. Reason crumbles underneath this storm of earnest desire, and in that moment intends to show that. Two broad hands finding a rightful place upon her skirt clad hips, dipping into firm presses there while canting his head, giving the prime positioning to deepen this very liplock as the legendary sweet known as March is going to be shamelessly savored by him. Further proof found in the way the hot trace of a tongue would graze from parted lips, a wish for him to embrace the heaven that she represents. (Caelus to March!)
If there was something March excelled at? Arguing. Why? Because it was fun. Because arguing with Caelus usually meant he never knew what could fly out of her mouth and for that? She would always be victorious. Well, not always, but definitely against her Trailblazer that only fueled her competitive streak and lit a fire in her chest. March would admit seeing the frustration alight in those golden eyes merely made her go harder in this particular ' battle ', for they both knew there could only be one victor.
And whose to say she was done with Caelus, more emboldened with being face to face now, pink lips part to say something else, already so ready to continue what they started. Atleast she had been before his lips pressed to her, silencing whatever argument she was fixing to let loose. Pink flourishes over her features, lashes eventually fluttering over suprised eyes before completely shutting as hands settling on his shoulders. Was this his way of ending their debate? To shush her with kisses because he'd been on the verge of losing? It's easy to get lost in the press of his lips against her own, the way he holds onto her, pulling her closer and the way she slips one hand into his hair, the other around his shoulders to hold him close, as if fearing he would pull away.
Lips part, a low hum in her throat as the kiss deepens, the hesitant twine of tongues that grows bolder. Her heart is a loud thrum behind it's ivory cage, limbs become liquid, melting into Caelus's body with her weight, a soft, happy noise sound. Eventually, she pulls away, a lopsided grin upon her features, eyes still closed, fingers playing in her Trailblazer's hair at the nape of his neck, ā ā Is this gonna be a new thing? Kissing me to shut me up ? ā She breathes out, making no move to truly separate the two fo them, lashes lifting.
Her heart is a war drum of fondness, hopeful that this won't be the last kiss she recieves but also a little dazed at being kissed at all. It truly was adorable the way she was able to get under his skin, but instead of cooling him off, its like they created steam together, another crazy venture that would only end up more memorable. bumping her nose against his, March doesn't hesitate to steal another kiss, the corners of her mouth upturned, ā ā Don't think this will work everytime, Trailblazer. ā Who knows, maybe it would, only time would tell.
oho ? trailblazer: 1 march: š | @astrxlfinale
#astrxlfinale#march is just: i will accept this forever thanks#lmfao this was fun to write#āļø. ā¦ ā§ ā© ( sixphase ice princess ic. )#šĖ Ā» ( answered. ) į¶Ź°įµįµĖ¢į¶¤į¶°įµ įµįµįµŹ·įµįµį¶° įµįµĖ¢įµŹ³įµį¶įµį¶¤įµį¶° įµį¶°įµ įµįµįµį¶įµĖ
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Hello! When your Seb x Clora pregnancy one-shot is complete, will it be on ao3 or wattpad? (or both?)
waiting with bated breath btw
not pressuring a finish tho, take ur time Choccy š„°
it'll be on both ao3 and wattpad!! and omg ik its taking long IM SORRRY, its bc its gonna be way longer than i expected LMAO, i just recently finished my outline and the outline ALONE is 41k wordsšand im currently at 8.3k writtenš©š IM GLAD YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO IT THOš„¹šši defs hope to get it finished by this month or die trying...but heres a lil sneak peek in the meantime of impatient seb who cant wait to bring baby celeste into the world LMAOš¤°š¼
(seb is a freak but so is clora)
#that is the face of nervous excitement LMAOOO i see you clora i know what you areš«µš«µš«µš«µ#my plan is to not go TOO in depth on the smut tho bc the main focus is other cute stuff....but also we'll see LOL#i dont want to blue ball ppl after the build up and just rush through it#im having so much fun with this oneshot tho its p goofy and just lighthearted#except for one scene..... šš#ask#choccyart#this is also probs the last smut ill ever write cuz it takes me so long BAHAHA so if i do write another oneshot it just wont have smut#also i need it known that clora will finally be giving seb a proper bj in this oneshot LMFAO#brace for SO MUCH pregnancy art based off this fic tho BAHAH so many cute moments i already wanna draw from it LOL
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I don't know if it's just me but I really wished prowl and megatron had more time to hate each other. So I decided to sketch a series of (very rough) comics. Here's the first part:
Hey I promise the smoking means something just wait for the next few parts I swear
#transformers#transformers earthspark#prowl#megatron#art#artists on tumblr#maccadam#sorry i like symbolism but i forgot you actually need to complete the entire comic for it to make an impact lmfao#not really impactful i just thought it would be fun#debated writing it but i draw faster#i love drawing comics#sorry i know my handwriting is bad
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Fearne had, in true Fearne fashion, wrapped herself like a personal pashmina around Dorian, which left Orym to curl into his chest.
They had slept this way dozens of times before. Fearneās blackened fingers wrapped tightly around his forearm as she snored loudly into Dorianās ear. Orymās head rested on Dorianās bicep, his arms folded together between them, and his bare feet were gingerly resting upon Dorianās thighs just above the knees, as Dorian had coiled enough to let Fearneās fuzzy leg stretch over his hip. They were exhausted, and this was familiar, and he shouldāve been fast asleep.
But Orymās mind buzzed.
Fearne had always been a strong source of heat, but now she was a furnace, and even without covers it was too warm. But Fearne was not the reason why Orymās skin burned where it met Dorianās.
He was a fucking grown man. He was fully capable of admitting that.
Admitting it didnāt change it.
Neither did it change his awareness that Dorian had been too still for the past hour, his breath too precise and measured to be natural as it fell upon Orymās hair. Orym was not going to presume that the cause of this was the same thing afflicting him; there were plenty of other reasons Dorian would be lying awake tonight.
āMy family will find your brother,ā he murmured finally, and Dorianās breath wavered for just an instant before he regained his composure and returned to his measured, singerās breathing. It was so slight that no one else couldāve noticed it, but Orym noticed. āYou said thereās a bodyā the Tempest can bring him back, or Fearne, honestlyāā
āI know,ā Dorian answered, and this too was so faint that no one but Orym couldāve heard. āI know,ā he said again, as though this one was only to appease himself.
āDo you thinkā¦ do you think any of Opal is still in there?ā
āI donāt know. I could barely tell what was in thereāā he cut himself off. āI couldnāt even help my brother. I think Fyāra Rai mightāveā¦ she mustāve seen something. I hope so,ā he added, inhaling, trying to capture an airy tone that he didnāt fully manage. āThe Spider Queen doesnāt deserve her. She doesnāt deserve anything.ā
Orym had nothing to say to this. He hadnāt cared what the gods did or didnāt deserve in weeks, but now he could see the vein of fury that sharpened Dorianās edges. It didnāt frighten him the way it had frightened him months ago, when things had been simpler, when there was not a war to be fought. It simply saddened him. āIām so sorry about Opal,ā he said, after the silence had lingered. āBut Iām,ā he breathed out a single dark laugh at himself, his selfishness, āIām real glad it wasnāt you.ā
Dorianās laugh matched his own. āI suppose that is a silver lining.ā
āIām so glad youāre here,ā Orym admitted. It was easier to keep his voice from cracking at a whisper. āIāve thought about seeing you again so many timesā I wish the circumstances were betterāā
āIām here,ā Dorian said, for the second time today. āThe circumstances tried very hard to make even that impossible, butā Iām here.ā
Orym pulled his arm gently out of Fearneās grasp and raised his hand to Dorianās cheek. It was too dark to see the tinge of lavender against his skin, but Orym could feel the warmth bloom beneath his fingers. He still couldnāt bring himself to attribute his friendās insomnia to anything so self-serving as his own, but perhaps it was one factor.
He pulled his hand back. Was there a flash of disappointment in Dorianās eyes? He couldnāt tell in the dark. But he brushed his fingers together, drawing upon the wellspring of life within the ground beneath this hastily-erected encampment. The Hellcatch looked like a barren wasteland to most, but that life was still present even here.
Perhaps not now, but after a rainy season, the valley would bloom with wildflowers. The seeds waited in the earth for their time to sprout. Life went on, even in the darkest of places.
He produced a small stalk of life from his hands, and held out the tiny bundle of forget-me-nots to Dorian.
He shouldāve said that they were for Cyrus, to remember him by. He wanted to say that they were for Dorian himself, that a day hadnāt gone by that he hadnāt thought of him. He didnāt speak at all as Dorianās hand wrapped around Orymās, pinching the stem beneath his fingers but not letting go.
āOrym,ā Dorian breathed, looking from the flowers to his face. Then a strange expression came over his face, a wrinkle of consternation as he stared into the middle distance. āFearne, are you braiding my hair?ā
Orym lifted his head an inch to peer past Dorianās ear. He had noticed that the snoring had stopped, but heād been too caught up in the conversation to process it. Fearneās wide eyes stared back with perfect innocence, her hands indeed weaving Dorianās hair into a loose braid.
āJust pretend Iām not here,ā she whispered quickly. āIām totally not here.ā
When Orym dropped his head back to Dorianās arm, he was met with a crooked smile. It was not meant to be disarming, but it disarmed him anyway.
āJust like old times, eh?ā he said, but his hand was still around Orymās.
Carefully, Orym moved to tuck the flower behind Dorianās ear, bringing both of their hands with him, and then laced their fingers together instead. āNo,ā he said, and tucked his head so that his brow rested against Dorianās chin, and pressed their entwined hands to his lips. āBut I think thatās okay.ā
#this was SUPPOSED to be a drabble that was borne out of fearne's one line of dialogue in particular lmfao#but here we are#anyway I just think they're neat okay#I don't know if I've written orym's pov but he's fun honestly#I feel like it's the exact middle point between caduceus and fjord lmao#but god. writing someone with a 30+ passive perception is uhhh a puzzle lmfao#critical role#cr spoilers#orym of the air ashari#dorian storm#fearne calloway#dorym#cr fic
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PAYDAY
aka a valentine for the lovely @itsnotmystic / @corvids-calling - fanart for stars fic of the same name, which you can read here !!! i really enjoyed this concept and wanted to do some art for it :3 hope you like it because i REALLY loved your work & i hope this shows that !!! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY !!!!
this is also a loose love-letter to the wonderful @arginnit 's crazy background-drawing-ability and style/skill at portraying environments . wadds your stuff is insane and i love it
happy @mcyt-valentines exchange !!!!
#mcyt-valentines#things i make#c!wilbur#wilbur soot#wilbur soot fanart#dsmp wilbur#blah blah blah WHO CARES. I LOVE YOUR WRITING#i read your little um um superhero slash las nevadas Theft fic as well it was so fun :3#AND I okay maybe this is creepy idk i backscrolled ur blog to hell and back lmfao#UR PAINTING OF TECHNOS CABIN IS SO SWEET AND CALM AND PRETTY i was originally going to do something with ctechno but the art just wouldnt c#come to me#i did get one (1) ctechno design/doodle out of it though its my most recent post before this one in my things i make tag#idk i hope youre having a good day you seem super cool and. ya#AND TO WADDS. idk i love your art so much . i think about some of your pieces literally all the time#your um. backrooms drawing with tommy & charlie & ranboo i love the warped perspective i tried to reflect that in this#your painting style anddddd yeah. your composition your everything its so good#happy valentines dayyyy
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Blues Clues we just got a letter playing in another room 10hrs rain sfx
#sth#sonic underground au#sonic underground#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#mydoodles#this au is so silly I'm having sm fun with it lmfao#I actually have to figure out how I would write as Aleena before actually sharing what's in the letter so. watch for that I guess lol
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My wife has convinced me that I should create a cohesive archive of all the little ficlets and blurbs I write on here, so I have made Maybe Someday, a collection of stories I may or may not expand on someday. I am slowly adding stories to it as I find them. I have only somewhat recently started tagging my posts so itāll take some digging to find some of the older ones but I feel like itās what I should do!
So thatāll update periodically if u even care
#I have this innate desire to let myself fade into irrelevance always#and create concepts and then send them off into the wind never to be found again#truly sometimes Iām like should I write a 3k fic and go back to a post I made in 2017 and just replace the original text with it#and tell no one#which like!!!!! is fun in theory but ultimately what happens is I lose my work#and I am trying to move away from this core belief that i am not worth preserving lmfao#anyway we are all works in progress and so is this ao3 collection
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š§ šŖ± Wiggly Wednesday šŖ±š§
thank you for the tag @stervrucht š¤
no pressure tags: @stevesbipanic @frankenstein-ate-my-left-shoe @wheneverfeasible and of course, anyone who wants to throw their brain worms at me āØ
thinking about modern au metal-burlesque performer eddie and audience participant steve (who was dragged along by robin probably, at her insistence that he would definitely enjoy it).
eddie is the last performer of the night, and so far steve has definitely enjoyed the show. robin makes them sit at the table front and centre, so the dancers have interacted with them a little, waving feathered fans in their faces, tossing clothing garments at them, little touches and grazes as the performers step down from the stage to wander the audience. while itās not really steveās thing, itās been a bit of fun.
then. eddie walks onto a pitch black stage. a red spotlight shines on him as a dark, heavy beat begins. eddie turns as the vocals start (music very much that filthy horny metal kind), and he looks nothing like the previous performers. heās all tattoos and piercings and wild hair and ripped jeans and leather jacket.
steve is immediately starstruck. the whole audience is transfixed. eddie is one of those performers that does next to nothing and the audience just fucking eats it up.
letting his jacket hit the ground, he walks the stage, looking for his victim of the evening. he spots steve, in his glasses and pale sweater and soft swoopy hair and eddie zeroes in on him immediately. steve gets pulled up on stage and guided to a chair, where eddie (after confirming itās okay) runs his leather gloved hands up steveās arms and across his shoulders and down his chest from behind.
as the performance continues, steve is close to short circuiting, unsure how and when he became so revved up over another man teasing to take off what looks to be a band tee cut into a loose tank top, but here he is.
at one part, eddie kneels in front of steve, spreading his legs apart and head rolling towards steveās crotch (an absolute classic) and steve speedruns his sexuality crisis right then and there because heās gonna need this hot tattooed man on his knees in front of him forever.
eddie teases taking off his leather gloves, shoving his fingers from his other hand into the opening in a way that is so lewd. with one glove off, he brings the other to steveās mouth and commands him to bite it.
holding the finger tip of the glove in his teeth, steve is helpless watching as eddie playfully pulls at it, like itās hard to get the glove off, like having it removed this way is turning him on. heās touching himself up and down his chest and panting, before finally letting his hand free of the glove.
steve quickly shoves the glove in his pocket as eddie moves to sit in his lap, rolling his back against steveās chest, running his hands up his chest as he finally removes his shirt, only to reveal a black lacy bra underneath. eddie guides steveās hands to his chestāsteve feeling the nipple piercings hidden beneathāand lets steve unclasp the bra from the front.
the show is over way too soon, with eddie tossing the bra into the crowd. eddie brings steve up to bow, the audience going absolutely crazy for them. guiding steve back down off the stage, eddie gives him a cheeky smile and a wink before disappearing offstage.
robin is losing her whole mind over all of it, and steve is kinda sad that he wonāt get to see eddie again. but robin points out that he just might get to.
because steve still has the leather glove in his pocket.
#this was a really fun idea to play with#and maybeā¦ā¦.maybe i wrote something more detailed on this#i will probably never get to a wiggly wednesday on an actual wednesday lmfao#cira writes#wiggly wednesday#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie fic
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Time and Time Again comes back tonight!
Thank you all for being so patient with me, I know it was a long hiatus.
My health was struggling, my arm was (is) hurting, and I decided it wasn't worth it. I'd rather be slow!
So thank you for giving me that grace, and I hope you'll be there with me for the rest of the series.
#like straight up. it's not worth it. idc how many people get mad at me#i would rather work fuckin. anything else than maintain this impossible schedule and keep hurting myself#if thats what it takes to do comics full time. then i can't do comics full time. simple as that!#i hope that for my next work i can have a healthier schedule and still make this work as my job#but if not. I'm never going back#i can't do it. 3 more years at this pace will take my ability to draw#anyways. its really good!!!#like genuinely i can feel a marked improvement in my skills#which is WILD!!! And I'm extremely happy about that!!!#just one more step into being better built to give people the quality stories they deserve.#ive not properly had the fire under my ass to finish stuff up but. its fine.#like i said? not worth it.#if i have to pause again then ill pause again. like i literally simply can not my body can't handle it#so. hopefully stuff goes smoothly but whatever happens will happen#whatever will be will be#i keep getting distracted lmfao#im excited about it coming back#and also. will. probably be distracting myself...#other creators dont read their comments. I'm like straight up not capable of that LMAOOO#i check for comments like all the time#love seeing em. love reading people's thoughts about my work#it makes me a better writer and keeps me connected to what matters most. which is my audience!#so i dont regret doing that but also. jts extremely distracting#i get straight up nothing done on big update days#cause im in the comments absolutely massive eyed refreshing.#this sounds obsessive. and it is. no jk#its just fun and keeps me in touch w peoples perception which helps me learn to write better#plus people are nice and ask me questions that i wanna answer#or if someone is being an ass. then i wanna tell them to leave (cause i cant block people) cause i consider it my responsibility#time and time again
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awughhh silly shipchart.. my canonverse hcs š§
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#i say canonverse bc i usually age them up to their 20s so they can have less fun in life LMFAO#no more palling around after school yall gotta CLOCK IN and CHECK OUT!!!!!!#HOWEVER i definitely do enjoy writing/drawing them in the canon high school setting BECAUSE of the limitations !! :)#like man we got english lit at 8 am and The Unimaginable Horrors at 9:30 ughhhhh#wanna make out in the field after getting smashed on the six pack we stole from ur mom? (wakes up 5 miles away covered in hay)#anyways ive been getting back into my interests. um dont look at the calendar. (thank you psychiatric medications<3 )#so i made this as a fun lil refresher and a peek into my twisted cycle path mind 4 u all muah#jjba#jojo#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura#josuyasu#my art
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Yea I felt like doing something silly in order to break away from the dread of finals week coming up. What can I say? Iām a professional procrastinator. But man oh man it was a good call this time aroundāI mean just look as this scrumptious masterpiece right here. Time well spent for sure. Genuinely I believe to have cooked with it chat /j
This is a version without the added stars by the way. And the second one is obviously just raw image reference/the original ābereal concert memeā source. I was very tempted to put Puzzles in that same exact outfitāhowever I decided it would be overly time consuming to make two separate versions. Maybe once finals are over Iāll be able to do that :)
#Obviously the abrupt āwouldā was only referring to watching him not alluding to anything else donāt read into subtext or innuendos teehee#Iāve officially gone bananas over this pathetic twink#what does this say about me? honestly Iām still trying to figure that one out chief#are the rumors about me listening to Billie Eilishās āLunchā continuously while drawing this true? I wonāt tell :)#sorry once again I find myself in the delicate situation of wondering if I want to be that man or if I want to be with him#or if I simply wanna admire him from afar and cheer him on like the rabid fan/stan I have become#all the questions running rampant in the mind of an aroace who somehow wound up with this fruity man as a comfort character#ladies and gentlemen welcome to the mind fuck (cue the song āMind Brandā) /j#ā¦.sorry I think Iām getting progressively less coherent with these tags every time I post lmfao help#itās just so fun writing whatever nonsense comes into my mind first#smg4 bereal concert meme#mr puzzles bereal concert meme#bereal concert meme but Mr. Puzzles smg4#bereal concert meme mr puzzles#yea okay think we are in the clear with all the oddly specific tagsānow time to see if my art finally makes it to Google images lol#hplonesome art
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juno by sabrina carpenter in my head and my life rent free (SORRY BOYS I KEEP THE FUZZY CUFFS AT HOME š£ļøš£ļøš„š„)
#shitpost#old league cait was wilding with that voice taunt tho lmao#peak writing frfr#ehhh jkjk#in terms of practicality i HATE old league caitlyn's fit#but i find it fun to doodle lmfao#league of legends#arcane#caitlyn league of legends#caitlyn kiramman#vi#caitvi
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hey guys,,, i wrote,,, and finished,,, A TGED FIC!!! YAY!!! FINALLY!!!
link below!!! i really really hope you enjoy!!! please have fun!!!
#tged#the greatest estate developer#lloyd frontera#lynn fics#the greatest estate designer#tged lloyd#tged javier#fanfic#javier asrahan#i wrote this back in july so please forgive any egregious characterization stuff#actually i'm not an experienced fic writer in general so please forgive me in general LAJFDKLKSDJFSDF#ALSO I NEED IT TO BE KNOWN I WROTE THIS BEFORE EPISODE 163 RELEASED I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE BUG THING LMFAO#first time posting a fic!!! yay!!!#more to come i hope. i like writing! this was fun! i had a great time!#please enjoy! please don't take this too seriously lol they literally get into a shenanigan and have some humor bits and that's it
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The demons got to me... Anyways here's the first snipp of a 911 x Psych crossover lmfao
"A psychic detective?" Eddie's unconvinced voice rings out in the station's kitchen. "Yeah!" Buck replies, chipper as ever as he puts together a PBJ sandwich. "The amount of cases he's solved is crazy. Andā! He even uncovered a dinosaur skeleton. I've been meaning to drive to Santa Barbara to see it. Maybe I'll take Christopherāā "A psychic detective," Eddie repeats, having barely processed anything else Buck had said. He chuckles. āYou can'tāyou can't seriously think this is real.ā āEddie, he's been working with the SBPD for years. Don't you think if he was a fake they would've found out by now?ā Buck asks, and his voice sounds so genuine Eddie kind of wants to cry. āBuck. Buck. Magic isn't real. There is no way that he's actually psychic. It's a publicity stunt! Makes the SBPD stand out or something.ā āJust you wait and see Eds. Once you meet him, you'll have to believe it.ā Buck says, pointing at Eddie with the most obnoxious grin on his face. Eddie can't help but feel fond at the sight of it. Sure Buckās an idiot, but at least he's a cute one. Eddie gives up on having this argument with him. No matter what Buck says, he won't be convinced. They couldn't convince him with the jinxes (although some small part of him is still slightly freaked out about that) and they won't convince him with this psychic detective, not even if he's the most sophisticated all-knowing person ever. ~*~ āGus, how many burritos do you think I can fit in my mouth? My money's on six, but maybe if I shove them in horizontallyā¦ā He reaches over to grab the cooler from beside Gus in the back seat, but Jules slaps his hand away. āShawn, seriously? Those burritos are for everyone.ā Shawn huffs, crossing his arms with a pout. āYeah well, we've been in this car for hours, and I'm starving to death.ā āIt's been an hour Shawn,ā Gusā voice pops up from the backseat and Shawn shoots him a betrayed look. āWhose side are you on?!ā Gus tilts his head. āThe side that makes sure that I still have some burritos for myself.ā He then opens up the same cooler that Shawn was just trying to reach into, and pulls out a perfectly tinfoil wrapped burrito that he delicately peels away. His eyes are alight with glee as he unhinges his jaw and prepares to take the biggest bite known to man, when Shawn twists around in his seat and grips Gusā arm, pulling it and the burrito away from his mouth. āThat burrito is mine sucker!ā Shawn calls out, trying to take the burrito for himself. āOh no you don't, Shawn!!ā The two of them struggle back and forth, causing the car to shake slightly, but that doesn't matter. What matters is that Gus is a backstabber and Shawn needs his burrito! āGuys!ā Julesā voice calls out sharp, and the two of them freezeāGusā left hand smushed into Shawn's face, and Shawnās free hand gripping Gusā throat in a chokehold, their other hands wrapped tightly around the burrito in a tug of war. She outstretches her right hand, keeping her left hand on the wheel, and makes a grabbing motion. The two of them dejectedly give the burrito into her palm and she huffs, smiling. āThank you. We have one more hour to go. You can both eat one burrito, okay? The rest are for when we get there.ā She then takes a satisfied chomp of the burrito in her hand.
#OUGH FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO THE INDENT THING ON MOBILE OMG#anywyas#still havent figured out the tumblr culture of sharing snippets dhdkskdf#dude ive never written psych fic before its actually so fun#i kept grinning like an idiot while writing lmfao i love them sm#911#911 abc#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#evan buckley#buck 911#slight buddie for yall too#psych#psych tv#shawn spencer#burton guster#juliet o'hara#crossovers#foxie snipps#foxie aus#911 psych crossover au#ill come up w a proper tag later#psych x 911 au
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i have no thoughts, just that everyone needs to read "waitlist only" and "little bird that has come to love it's cage" immediately. read them both in one night. i'm floored. just. wow.
#amanda lehan canto#smosh#angela giarratana#amangela#it makes me so happy to see how many people post amangela fics these days#almost makes me want to write again (heavy on the almost lmfao)#also these two fics are fun because on of them is about angela spiraling out and the other is about amanda#smosh fanfiction#smosh rpf
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