#lmfAOOOO

[thessaralka]

i fuckign hate it when people retcon the darkest, raunchiest parts of their art to be more palatable i have no idea why they did this

me: i sure hope the crows are not gonna be solely depicted in veilguard as a brave force who 'fight for all' when they are at their core a criminal organization who is known to buy children to indoctrinate them and turn them into assassins, by putting them in overcrowded warehouses and making them fight for scrapes in order not to starve, to later torture those who reach adulthood to finish their initiations and kill them anyways if they dare to try getting out

bioware: i cooka da pizza

[willgrahamscock]

the absolute funniest plot of nbc hannibal is the fact that the fbi is looking for a serial killer that is highly skilled in evading the police and has been killing for decades in multiple countries, and then they hired a guy who showed up to work like this every day to catch him.

[prisonhannibal]

[slvttyplum]

gojo venting to me about geto 🙄

… me trying to hit

“he manipulated you again?? UGHHHHH. WHAT A MANIPULATING CONIVING DICTATOR!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HIM???? did you give in…? NOOOOOO

[i-was-never-sane]

He giggled, placing his hands on it's snout.

OPEN RP STARTER - 'Child'

Astor

Astor was used to seeing weird things when he dreamed. But this time was different.

The people— the shadowy person that towered over him in his crib— the shouts and the screams, it all seemed so vivid yet so distant.

He shot up, tears down his face as he nearly screamed. Why was all this happening?

Then you happened to pass by and hear...What do you do?

Taglist-

@emdabitchass @iceweavercatlover @cheats-death @this-rose-has-thornes @belovedsonofthemessengergod @childofthewargod @double-fuxking-trouble @little-ray-of-death @this-lovely-universe @unidentifiedhumanhater

[ironshieldchild]

THERES NO FUCKING WAY

[pikachu-musical-alarm-clock]

HE KNOWS, SCATTER

[iamespecter]

HE COULD BE YOU!

HE COULD BE ME!

HE COULD EVEN BE--

I know this ask is in relation to An Unexpected Reunion's latest chapter, but...

Come on. Be honest. Can you even blame me for doing it this way instead??

[sevensecondstilltheend]

Woah!!! A talking decapitated head! Wowza!

i miss liu kang. i need 10000 pictures of him never before seen this instant. lest i go insane

[rystiel]

what did raven mean by “i can’t actually remember the last time you were the one risking something” girl he is BALD and CAN’T WALK

[greensaplinggrace]

honestly the funniest thing about dragon age is that merrill and anders were actually right. like all of that discourse was for nothing lmfao they're canonically right about things and its hilarious

[blackbeardsemophase]

i love how Stede was famous for literally one day and he already had GOONS "i got this boss" Stede really had HENCHMEN after like 24 hours what a bad bitch

[k-kizkhalifa]

YOU

ABSOLUTE

BEAUITFUL WOMAN!

IS THIS WHAT I EXPECTED? No. DO I LOVE IT? YESSSSSSS.

VIV FUCK MAN. YES. YOU TALENTED SMUT SLUT.

The “I’m… Sorry….” sent me through the roof.

Me: PATHETIC. Also me: Good girl. 😈😈

Also THE GRIN I WORE as Theo dug through his fucking dresser drawer. Oh, you dirty dog. Smh. 😩😩

not that i’m thinking about your subby side after you ✨flirted✨ with me over some damn boops.

but now i’m thinking about taming your ass…

i mean, ahem. toxic!theo taming you while i watch. I MEAN I MEAN toxic!theo taming reader while I watch…

i MEAN! AHEM!

i’m just causally thinking about toxic!theo. that’s all. 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️😎😏

KIZ PLEASEEEEE the way I’ve been giggling at this since you sent it to me I fuckin love you LMAO 💋💋💋💋

But yes of course just CASUALLY thinking of toxic!theo yes yes yes you can tame me anyday

Yes I too think of toxic!theo taming reader and it makes me FERALLLLL horny

Warning: 18+, MDNI, SMUT, Chars 18+, Dom!theo, toxic!theo, brat taming, slapping, gagging, degrading, punishment, dirty talk, PIV, rough sex, dom&sub, dom&brat

“Hands out. Now.” Theo demanded just as he shoved you down to your knees. Danger lingering in his darkened eyes. You may have bratted a little more than you could handle this night and Theodore was NOT having it any longer.

“My hands? The fuck you want my hands for?”

Questioning him in a bratty scoff, you tilted your head to the side. Theo’s eyes burned down into yours, his jaw clenched before- Smack! A hard and heavy slap welted across your cheek, your head shooting to the side. “You don’t get to question me…Now let me see your hands, brat.”

His domineering tone was prominent, his cock still fully erect through his heavy breaths. You rolled your eyes. Holding your hands out to Theo in annoyance. “Fine…” You mumbled out as Theo stepped back to grab his black leather belt from off his jeans that sprawled on the floor.

“Was that so fuckin’ hard?” his voice was dark and low as he held the belt between his manly hands. Theo’s words caused you to roll your eyes once more. But little did you know what would happen next. -Wack wack wack! The belt hit against your sensitive palms, causing you to wince out and draw your hands back. “What the fuck-“

Your words cut off just as Theodore pulled your arms right back to him. Enjoying seeing you in this state. The start of the taming. Inflicting just the tiniest amount of pain on you? His cock was fucking throbbing.

“Watch your fucking mouth.” His stormy-filled eyes seemed to darken even more. Speaking through his teeth. “No.” Quipping back in a snarky tone, Theo let out a dangerous and low chuckle. Keeping the belt between his hands he stalked over to his dresser, fumbling through it before walking back.

A gag. A fucking ball gag held in one hand as the belt hung in the other. “Keep on bratting…See where it gets you.” Fuck why is this so hot? He took his thumb, placing it on your bottom lip to part it open before strapping the ball gag on. “That’ll fuckin’ teach you.”

With smug pride spread across Theo’s chiseled face, he took his position back in front of you. One hand stroking down his rock-hard length while the other tickled the belt on your palms. -Wack! Another hard smack to your now swollen red hands.

Tears pricked your eyes, muffled whimpers escaping through the gag. But you couldn’t back down. Not yet. “Hm? What was that? The brat wants it even harder?” He only taunted you more so, coming down a few more times on your raw palm. -Wack wack wack wack! Mascara ran down your face before finally having enough.

“-I’m….Sorry…” Your voice muffled out from the ball gag, Theo let out a low chuckle. Watching you fully fall into that sub-space he oh so craved. As much as he liked your bratty side he certainly preferred the submissive side much more. “That’s my girl…Needed a bit of a punishment before surrendering huh?”

All you did was nod your head, Theo tossed his belt to the side before lifting you on the bed. Instantly putting you on all fours, with one hand shoving your face down into the cool silk sheets. “Now take my dick like the good girl I know you are.” He growled before slamming his massive length deep inside of you.

He kept your head rammed down in the sheets, the other giving rough smacks to your juicy ass that jiggled with each hard thrust pounded into you. Watching his cock push in and out of your clenched walls, each pump soaking him more and more.

Proving to him, as much as he fucking lived for taming your bratty ass, you also enjoyed being tamed by Theo. And very much so at that.

PLEASEEEEEE this was supposed to be way shorter yet here we are lmaooo

Hope my bbys enjoyed, as always requests and asks always open for my smut sluts💋

Divider pinned in my masterlist🌙

[widdlediddle2]

finished art of that one lumity drawing i had

[choiyeonjuns]

julien kang picking up and spinning beomgyu

[willgrahamscock]

This is such a Hannibal type of post just to get attention from Will, Happy Valentine’s Day Mads