#lmaoooo damn dan.

[mysteriousxgirls]

Jasmine was just about to lean in, the moment so close it felt like the air between them was charged, but before she could, Dan's voice suddenly cut through the silence with that awkward shift back to plants. Her smile faltered slightly, and she pulled back a little, laughing softly to herself, though it didn’t quite reach her eyes. "Well, I guess we’re back to the plants now," she teased, but the lightness in her tone didn’t quite match the twist of disappointment in her chest.

Maybe she was wrong, maybe this wasn’t what she thought it was. Maybe it was just her, wanting something more than he was ready for... or maybe something he hadn’t even considered. The thought stung, but she tucked it away behind a smile, letting the moment pass without making it too obvious. She gave him a small shrug, trying to keep the mood light. "You’re right though. I suppose I’ll have to spare you from the cursed plant names, at least for now." Her gaze lingered on him a little longer than usual before she stepped back, glancing over at the stalls again, her fingers absently playing with the edge of her sleeve.

She made her way over to a stall, picking out a little plant she knew her sister would love to have in her room. "What do you think? I think my sister would like this one. I might call it Daniel."

“Charmingly straightforward, though? I’ll need to write home about that one. Tell my mum a girl actually called me charming. She’ll have bought a hat before morning for the wedding.” He attempted a smug look, but the moment she leaned in, it crumbled like dust in the wind. His thoughts splintered—because wow, she was close—and suddenly, all he could do was freeze, wide-eyed, like a startled fawn bathed in a headlights beam. When she mentioned honey and vanilla, he clung to the topic like a lifeline, anything to keep himself from combusting under the weight of her proximity. “See, that makes sense,” he nodded, shoving his hands deep into his pocket. “You’re… warm and sweet and deceptively powerful. And honestly, if bees are secretly running the world, I feel like you’d be their queen.” He flashed her a quick grin, only for regret to crash over him a heartbeat later—because, honestly, who says things like that and survives the embarrassment?

And then she nudged him, softer this time, and the world seemed to slow, her words settling into something quiet and golden between them. His pulse stuttered, and for a moment, he forgot how to be a human. “Yeah, um,” he exhaled, shifting from foot to foot. “I’d really like that too. Doing this again. With you.”

“Today was… probably my favourite day off this year,” he admitted. “So yeah. Let’s do it again. Soon.” The moment lingered, delicate and cinematic, the kind that always ended in a kiss in the movies. But this was Dan, and instead of letting the moment settle into something magical, he did what he did best—ruined it entirely, “If you name a plant something cursed just to mess with me, I’m never seeing you again.” The words hung between them for a beat too long before he winced. “I mean—like, obviously, I will see you again—unless you name it something really bad. In which case, we may have to reevaluate everything.”

[therandomartmaker]

[Image ID: An artwork featuring Sam Manson standing with her back facing the camera in a field of red flowers. She is wearing a purple short-sleeved shirt tucked into a black half-corset, over a mesh/fishnet shirt. She has a torn purple skirt with a green inside, wearing dark pants under it and boots. She has one arm to the side, it can’t be told whether the hand is covered in her own blood, or the blood of others. Her skirt is stained, too. Above her head is written “Thou wilt find that blood is spirit - Friedrich Nietzsche” /End ID]

Day 27: “Blood blossoms weren't named for their blood red color. They were named for the liquid they fed on.”

pov: i went brushset hunting for a good flower brush because damn if i was spending more than an hour on this. On a side note, though, i hc this is an au of the dan phantom timeline where sam lived and chose to grow blood blossoms to, eventually, kill dan. apologies if this is early it’s like. 8pm aest 27th oct so it’s on time for me lmaoooo

[miam0re]

SMUT REQUEST

HI!!!! uhmmm i love the way you write SO MUCH!!!! i was hoping for a requessttt!! i CANNOT stop thinking abt this scenario, i truly hope i inspire you and get u to write my idea 😭😭 i love your work sm!! i feel like my writing lacks so much english vocab when it comes to smut writing, so thats why im here,,, asking such a LOVELY WRITER BTW like damn

respectfully,

- carmine

(p.s, if this ask is too long, im debating to write this idea out but im so scared to post a smut :(( tysm if u consider doing my req!!)

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context

very close with march, comfy enough to talk about stuff, gossips, anything really, helps each other, close enough with stelle as well

oc!reader trailblazer (not caelus or stelle) having a natural allure, ur so kind, naturally motherly figure like, perfect lover type shit aura, always caring for others, AND oc!reader skillful af (any weapon y/n uses) voluptuous, flexible and speedy as shit, (im fast asf boi) but basically,,, think of,,, a hot and caring killing machine lmfao, her morals are more on the good side, shes kind, all that, but when it comes to battle, holy shit who tf is this mf??? battle lust, ruthless, relentless wtf (and the dynamic and duality of oc!reader seems to naturally attract the men who witnessed both oc!readers combat skills and being acquainted enough to know that this mf is like, the dream goddam)

the hsr men that you encountered are so obviously attracted to u, have the hots for you (canon way to their characters ofc), they all ask march annoyingly, still trying to be respectful to her whenever they can, just to try to get to know oc!reader, mfs cant muster up the courage to GET CLOSER WITH OC!READER!! and march got so fed up that she devised a plan, classic march yk?

— march basically got fed up abt the hsr men asking her about oc!reader (but not because of jealousy n shit, nonono shes happy and amused that her bff is that hot to them and shes so proud of herself for being close n shit) she adds all the men to a gc, and her being the mastermind yk texts and gathers them to a place (be it belobog, xianzhou u choose) and march PLANS to let the curious, secretly needy for ur attention, men eavesdrop in another room.

— SO!!! AND THERE THE SCENE PLAYS!! march had gathered welt, dan heng, gepard, jing yuan shit all of them, they felt so guilty abt this but they were too curious about you, march asked a clueless stelle to accompany her and oc!reader to this whole,,,, situation lmfao, march then asks subtly, not too obvious abt what she thinks about these hsr men.

— you talk abt them so nicely, with details, about yk, all of them one by one, ur so nice, so caring, every voice is filled with affection, march sweating in the bg cause of the hidden men within the room listening in like pervs lmfao

uh oh

— following the display of affectionate words ur clueless fat (butt) ass, march asks a question, a question that would change everything and reveal another side to her, a specific one, subtly nsfw and not at the same time, yk, to not be obvious, "so.. uhh y/n, would you wanna get close to them? one of them at least?"

— oc!reader: "without a doubt, but they... i feel like theres a certain hesitancy of... air around them? a wall? distance? (big sultry pout sigh that lets the men listening in shiver grrrr)" leaving the men ashamed as fuckkk from their hesitancy to get close with oc!trailblazer lmaoooo

march, (narrowing her eyes, disappointed at the eavesdropping hsr men lmao): "... i think they're just complete losers! :D *ahem* how close do you-"

oc!trailblazer/reader, (mf blushing): "-yes."

march: "???? oookay..." (contemplates to ask one of sampos questions, before finally getting the courage to ask) "so... y/n... would you want to be intimate with them? like- you kn-"

oc!trailblazer: "yes." (eyes become fogged with lust as she begins to fantasize about them, not knowing theyre in a hidden room)

march: "???!!!)_9_(__(($#)"!!2?????? o-okay! ahah! uhm... w-who are you thinking of in specif-"

oc!trailblazer: "...i dont care, i can take them all, and not in a fight..." (huffing subtly lmao)

march: "?????????????????? BITCH? HUH???"

oc!trailblazer: [insert slutty horny shit, absolutely bewildering both stelle and march, not knowing the HSR MEN ARE ALL LISTENING]

oc!trailblazer: [insert more slutty whore-y shit, if given the chance she would want to take all of their thick cocks <3 also getting carried away as she forgets march and stelle are with her]

march & stelle: [appropriate canon response of their close friend being so fucking horny]

hsr men eavesdropping: (both horny and disbelief and looking at each other like the spiderman meme shit idk let your imagination run wild)

— lets not forget the men eavesdropping and listening to the one whom they admired talk about getting fucked ruthlessly and mercilessly by all of them, gangbang, as shes finally expressing her inner slut to march and stelle LMAO, u can add their reacts too behind the hidden room conpartment reacting to oc!trailblazer!

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yeah i

this is one of my ideas and obsessions so i hope u take inspiration and do this... in your own way ofcs! i just typed out dialogues n shit for a clear idea of what im going for, if u read all this thank you so much for at least reading and i hope all kinds of inspiration hit you like a truck !! 😭

Hello there Carmine <3 First of, thanks for the love for my writing like please I'm blushing from your niceness 🤗

Reading through your idea I think I could write up something quick. Maybe the reader is going on about her fantasies of taking the men and then in the other room describing their reactions and thoughts. You say reader and Stelle are different right? I'll keep that in mind while writing.

Also you said that you wanted to try writing this but are scared...I say go for it!! We all start from somewhere. I still remember when I wrote my first few smut fics and they were obviously much worse compared to where I am now but I only got here by writing and writing and I feel like I still have a long journey ahead of me. If you really want to, I encourage you to try writing this in your own way :))

Apart from that, I'll try to write this as soon as I can hehe

P.S. No apologizing for being horny and sharing horny thougts. This is a safe space for thirty people huehuehu

[angevinyaoiz]

Watched this Henry II docudrama while working on stuff yesterday and as u all know I love seeing what ppl do with the reenactor drama while Dan Jones walks around like a badboy at Chinon.

The thing is I've been so spoiled by the ugly haircuts and colorful stage camp toot toot music of The Devil's Crown that going to this SUPER grey and gritty modern realism filter is a whiplash haadjdjdidid. Also I realized they recycled a lot of this footage into the Secrets de Histoire video about Eleanor lmaoooo

The narrator talks in very serious voice about how THIS FAMILY DRAMA IS MORE BLOODIER AND DRAMATIC than FICTION which true I suppose but also to me it's Funny. It's Bathos.

We have Eleanor being the Evil Woman in the Yaoi shot here between Henry and Becket

Becket looks EVIL in all his shots and they play like the most foreboding haunting music it's like God damn u guys don't have ANY lighting whatsoever. Bc he comes across so sinister when they get to the part about Young Henry's dadson marriage coronation and they talk Abt Becket being uninvited it sounds like he's Maleficent or something..should show up in announced just to CURSE him (tbh he kind of did that with the excommunication lmaooo)

We get to see Henry Junior ofc which I'm always like yayyyyy it's my glup shitto...this doc really leans on that "Criticizing Henry re his interpersonal faults and internal personality" kind of motivation for his actions which I'm like ehhhh ofc things are more complex politically and I can't help but feel after reading Strickland's TYK book it's more hmmm. But anyways this distracts from the important things which is:

Narrator sticks pretty much to Actual Factual things that happens and the actor scenes follow suit BUT THEN! THERE IS SUDDENLY A FANFICTION (preceded by narrator going "one could only imagine what the heated conversations were like")

The dark ass lighting is annoying as hell but basically Young Henry bursts into Henry's room to be mad about Chinon (Mirabeau and Loudon) being given to John and they argue for a bit and then Henry gets mad and starts choking him???

But then he stops and then they're both like crying and hugging with this foreboding music. Anyways thanks timeline for the completely made up dadson bait for Me Personally

Blabla blah rebellion etc it's very truncated ad most of it is about bullying Henry LMAO

But ofc we get Eleanor helping da Boyz rebel and being mad Abt Toulouse and then there's the obligatory intimate shots w Richard (this also was recycled in Secrets de Histoire)

Also this series ofc follows the grand tradition of letting you know who John is by giving him a smirk and fancy lil fashion accessory in this case his cunty hat

Anyways pretty fun intro and overall generally factual. I nitpick bc I've just come off my reading ofc but djskjf the psychological narrative of "Henry grew up fighting for his throne in disordered times (the Anarchy) so that led him to want to reassert order and control in the lands and also not relinquish control in his family" feels oversimplified modern psychoanalysis storytelling rather than based in the reality, surprised there wasn't really any brief mention of the whole thing Abt the king of the English still being subject to Louis for the French lands thing bc that feels very central??? To the conflicts?? To me??? but it's a fun intro. At least there were no Party City Wigs like in Secrets de Histoire

[lovebugmusings]

its the way one of my friends literally looks like an australian version of dan howell and the worst part is that i had a crush on dan for so long LMAOOOO i hate it here

NOOOOO OMG I was also a Dan girlie. so I feel your pain. but now look at me, swooning for a damn blond lmao

[lixenn]

*rises from the ashes like a phoenix*

I'M BACK!!!

Don't worry Ein, you're no friend killer 🫡

Also for a second or third attempt this looks fantastic like damn you hit the nail on the head imo!!! (I acutally doodle Squ a LOT or at least i used to when i was rereading the manga)

And I got you covered, be prepared for me tagging you in some of my ramblings (I found at least one on tumblr but I know I talked about it more than that... I might need to crawl through my discord dms lmaooo)

Sadly Dan doesn't grow any taller than he is now, cause he's currently 24 so he's kinda done growing. He might get a 1 cm from his boots but otherwise he will stay at his height (also while he has worn dresses before <- Marina's fault, he will refuse to wear heels so he can't get any height through those means).

(also him kicking them on their knees... that's good shit... would never happen with xanxus though cause he would go into a rage lmaoooo)

Another drawing of another one of my fave ships, DanSqu (Dan x Squalo) 🥰🥰🥰 Thank you for blessing me with this fantastic BL @lixenn! You thought I'm just gonna queue ur art? 😈😈 but it's me, a terminal ocxcanon shipper!

I finally get to draw this, it's been on my list for so long, I don't remember anymore if I mentioned it ever in a post or if I just hallucinated mentioning it. Anyway, drawing this made me realize their height difference??? (Squalo is 182cm and Dan is 169cm??? or maybe the difference would be less since the time period is different?) Don't worry, Dan you're short king to me!

[ahappydnp]

Remember the betting pool we made last year for when the gaming channel would return? ....yeah

Anybody still in or were we all too optimistic?

[miskatonique]

             ———    WHAT  IS  YOUR  UNDERLYING  MOTIF ?

TAGGED BY: i stole it <3 TAGGING: nobody <3

HERBERT - THE LIGHTNING ROD

whether it’s your turbulent nature, your flash quick mind, or the air of unknown about you, your undercurrent is the lightning rod. you are somewhat unpredictable, but if we unravelled we’d see you know exactly what you’re doing, but it’s makes you feel less vulnerable to pretend it wasn’t planned. some people stay back from you, but others would follow you cross country, for the very same reason. they don’t know enough about you. the difference is in who wants to learn more. keep your golden nature, it’s exciting, but don’t be afraid to admit what you know. matshona dhliwayo said “lightning strikes but does not roar” your bite will always be worse than your bark, keep that close to your chest.

DANIEL - THE ORANGE

whether it’s your sweet nature, breakaway cover, or your natural displays of intimacy, you have the undercurrent of the orange. a love language in itself, your nature makes others want to take a bite and enjoy the tang that you leave behind with your laughter. you remind others of a summer day, hot air, long nights, always hopeful you’ll never go away. in her poem “the orange” by wendy cope she said “i peeled it and shared it with robert and dave, they had quarters and i had a half” you’re generous and have much to give. she also said “this is peace and contentment, it’s new” well i say, it’s you.

MEGAN - THE BREAD

whether it’s your ability to rise against the odds, provide comfort, or be a staple in lives, your undercurrent is bread. you’re made from love and you carry it your whole life, to give on to others in any way you can. you’re delicate and it doesn’t take a lot to break you, but still you rise up and that is more important than what took you down. be careful with your heart, it’s so full of love that it needs to be treated delicately. you’re a staple in lives, a necessity, but not always as appreciated as you should be. so here is a thanks to you. m.f.k fisher said “ the smell of good bread baking, like the sound of lightly flowing water, is indescribable in its evocation of innocence and delight” and that my friend, that is you.

GLORIA - THE COFFEE

whether it’s your sharp tongue, your tendency to blow hot or cold, or the familiarity of you, you’re the coffee. don’t immediately assume that your undercurrent means you’re bitter, a common misconception, because people who like coffee always make it work for them. coffee doesn’t always have to be dark, it can be a warmth that’s comforting and the first start to a day. you aren’t nearly as tough as you make out to be, but we’ll keep your secret. you’re a constant, won’t ever go out of style. not everyone’s taste, but what is these days? an unknown quote reads “I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone... I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely” remember you don’t always need to face things yourself, there’s a reason people suggest “coffee?” when they want to spend time together.

[andrew-minyards-bitch]

Foxes and presentation night

So Allison offhandedly mentioned wanting to do a little presentation night and of course Dan and Renee immediately hopped in

They tell the other foxes and no one was really against it, not even Andrew which surprised everyone

Now comes presentation week and Matt is freaking out because he doesn’t know what to do his slides on

Dan helps him out, assuring him that this is just for fun and he shouldn’t be stressing out about it (also because like who’s taking this srsly?)

Day of the presentation and Andrew, Allison, Matt and Renee are shopping for some little snacks and onesies for the night

Aaron, Dan, Kevin, Nicky and Neil are in the dorms trying their darn hardest to cook food (this fails spectacularly seeing as none of them had good family life)

The others get back from shopping and as soon as the car parked on the lot they could hear a beeping alarm sound

“Please tell me it wasn’t the others who’ve caused that”

“Keep wishing Matt and maybe it’ll come true”

“Renee your enthusiasm is clearly misplaced if you think the jerks we left at home are capable of cooking so I wouldn’t put my words for it”

“Can’t believe I’m agreeing with Andrew but yeah he’s right”

The students at said college were familiar with the foxes’ mischief and did not run out the building in terror (maybe it’s because finals were getting to them and they couldn't care if they got set on fire)

“Did you guys get the snacks?”

“Of course, why’d you think we went out for?”

“Andrew your sarcasm is very much appreciated”

“Glad to know captain” (mock salute)

Night comes and the foxes change to their fox onesies and all gather in a big circle with a projector in the middle

Andrew and Neil are sitting together and are touching hands (they hold hands halfway through the presentation and Neil does that little thing where his thumb rubs Andrew’s hands)

Kevin and Aaron are on a beanbag (aaron’s on kevin’s laps and kevin has his arms around aaron’s waist while aaron is twiddling with kevin’s hands)

Nicky, Dan, Matt, Renee and Allison are sitting on the couch

Dan volunteers to go first

Reasons why team building exercises are necessary: (read: how to consider others feelings/emotions)

1. Therapy

“oh come on! I’ve had five of those” “Andrew has had too many lmaoooo” “shut up! Nicky”

Next is allison

How to cover up scars/basics of makeup

“Neil’s gonna need this one” “So did you Aaron” “Andrew not you talking as though you were faring any better” “and this is why we need therapy” (dan is tired)

Neil did his slides solely to piss off Aaron

Broken bones and how to heal them

“Istg if any of y’all listen to this idiot’s advice” “he’s had experience!” “yeah but who’s the medical student here Allison? Yeah, that’s right me!”

Nicky comes in with that is your close friend gay?

“Nicky you know damn well none of us in this room can be considered straight” “yes my dear Renee but here are factors of a gay b-”

1. “I went to starbucks and got…” this person is straight

2. “I got boba and/or I want boba” this person is the furthest thing from straight

“Why’s he right though??” “Oh my god!”

Reasons why Neil should sign these adoption papers

“MATTHEW DONOVAN BOYDD, why the hell do you have adoption papers at the ready!?” “But Dannn” “no”

The things humanity could have achieved if the Alexandria Library wasn’t burnt

1. Avoid war of 1812 (this was literally just America feeding their man’s egos)

2. Hanging garden of babylon was real and I will not hear a words against it

3. Reduction of men’s audacity

“Kevin woke up today and chose to state facts 💅”

Different types of Knives and when to use them

“I’d expect this from Andrew not Renee” “ I know, just go along”

“You’re a blessing, I will definitely be using this new information” “Neil!” “What? It is good information”

How many shots I’m gonna need to go to bed with you (excluding nicky and andrew):

And finally,, Andrew’s

Things I’ll do to make your day a little bit worse

1. Kevin (I’d just leave him in a store or something, he doesn’t have a car either so that helps)

2. Dan (I’ll block goal and make sure none of y’all ever score)

3. Renee (ignore you, leave you on read)

4. Allison (buy Neil some clothes before you get the chance”

“Do it I’ll claw your balls off”

[lixenn]

Glad you enjoyed the food hehehehe ngl the hsr brainrot is so strong rn i could probably do even more ocs so if you are interested in someone specific just gimme a shout lmaooo

I'm just gonna yap some more because this AU really has me in it's grip and it's not letting go

Yes, Dan is totally a meta player, chat begging him to pull for xy character and he's just looking at the camera all incredulous: "why would i do that? have you seen their kit? it's crap, I'm not wasting my time on that." Also he would be pissed about the powercreeping, like what do you mean i spend hours building a character and now someone stronger came along??? What are you playing at game??? Go fuck yourself! Same with the relic substat but honestly he would just farm until he got the relic if a substat he wants, he's patient like that (and his fans give him a looooot of shards and money so he can spend it stuff like this).

Dan maxes out all the character he uses, he won't actually use them until he has them built in a way that's most effective btw and he will take his time with it. So, if he for example gets Sunday, he will get him to max level (same with his lightcone), level up all the traces and get the perfect relic set and THEN he will add him to a team for support. Like, he ain't fucking around what do you take him for an amateur??? (Dan would hate my playing style cause I'm literally just cobbling together my teams to the best of my ability lmaoooo)

Also, Marina would tease him about liking Dan Heng IL and Bailu just because they are dragons, it's like his one weakspot when it comes to characters (like... he induldged himself for those two, even if Dan Heng IL is still meta he would have gotten even if he wasn't because he likes dragons).

Glad to hear that Dan and Dave's meeting is accurate in the gamer au hehehehe. More on Dave's playing style: again he will pull just based on hotness (Dan fucking hates that) but he will also do super silly team combinations with no strat behind it at all. I see him just throwing random characters into a team set up and Dan just looks at the mess and is like: "why???? what even?? where the fuck is your healer/shielder? and who's supposed to be DPS in that? what the fuck even?" Dave just smiles and gives him a thumbs up: "I like the vibes of this one." Proceed Dan looking at him in disgust.

Also please let me know when you are caught up with Penacony because Aventurine is my baby and I need to yap to someone about him (I generally need to yap about the entire Penacony story arc cause hot damn that's some good shit right there, but no rush 🫡).

Marina doesn't have time to grind in her spare time, she's very much on the chill culture side as long as it doesn't involve her work or ambitions. Meanwhile Dan grinding for relics going: whut? (Dan is pure grind culture with every aspect of his life... seriously how hasn't he dropped dead yet? On that note i feel like his immune system would be pretty damn crap and Marina would need to force him to fucking rest when he gets sick once again <- cause dan would still game when sick).

Yves is certainly playing the mystery angle with their V-tuber set up. Also yes they would cosplay, they would set it up as a sub goal or something like that and then put the pictures behind a paywall because that's good money :) Their fans don't mind, getting one glimpse of the Fae is enough ("what do you mean my bank account is empty??? I haven't gotten Yves exclusive pictures yet??). Dan and Yves had one collab (organised by Marina behind the scenes which how even she's not a gamer? hush... don't question it, she has her ways) and while Yves is a professional with a reasonable and efficient gaming style, Dan hasn't enjoyed the collab. Borrowing Dave's statement on the matter: "Chief thinks the Fae is sus, like the vibes were just off, man. Which is a damn shame cause they make for a damn pretty picture together and money was rolling in but if it's not working, it's not working, y'know?"

As for Cilmi. Yes Ein. Yes he would pull for every character just for the lore. Dave in the background: "You know that you can just look that shit up online right?" SILENCE! CILMI WILL DO IT PROPERLY OR NOT AT ALL! He will do it the hard way and he won't pay money for it because it's a free game and refuses to give in. He's going to gather all the knowledge with his own two hands, no financial assistance required. Cilmi is a patient man and shows it in the weirdest of ways sometimes. Meanwhile Dave for the lols: "What if i send you some shards? Whatchu gonna do then?" Cilmi gives him death glare number 22: "I will set your figure collection on fire." Dave wisely backs off.

And yeah I totally get the pain of René playing in normal speed, like everytime there's a boss fight and it defaults to normal speed, I'm just thinking it's slow motion like duuude. (though i do sometimes switch to normal speed if i wanna see the ulitmates of my favs *cough* boothill *cough* play out in full)

Thought of this, since we're both on the hsr brainrot right now lmaooo if Dan, Dave, Marina & Yves were playing hsr in a some kind of gamer/streamer AU(perhaps?), who would be their fave or main in the game?

Ohhhhh amazing question Ein!! Thank you so much for stopping by! 💜💜✨✨🫂

Gamer AU let's goooo! (new au added to the list lmao)

First of all just the thought of a gamer/streamer au is hilarious, i love it so much 🥹🥹 so I'm just gonna... ramble a lot lmaoooo

Putting it under the read more jail because this got so fucking long 🤣😆

Dan

Dan would be a streamer and he would be a hardcore gamer kinda guy like... streaming for hours on end, optimizing his game play to the max, always planning ahead. He wouldn't really talk much and mostly be focused on the game with the occassional sassy comment that gets a laugh. His videos would be the kind you would watch if you want a perfect walkthrough for a game. He assumes he gets so many views and donations cause he's just really good at gaming and while that is true he doesn't understand that... tired pretty gamer boy is great for the wallet 🫡 (Dan continues to be oblivious about his appeal at the worst times please you are usually so observant Chief...)

For HSR his main would be Acheron cause... okay so I'm in no way a HSR expert i'm purely basing this of watched let's plays and my idk five days of playing the game. But from what I gathered... Acheron is super op and also her insta kill ability is so fucking broken and Dan would love the efficiency of it. Note that Dan would probably not really... fanboy about characters a lot, he would mostly chose based on stats, abilities etc. Though he would probably have a soft spot for Bailu cause she looks like a cute kid and has dragon characteristics (Dan like me can't resist a good dragon) which is also why he probably likes using Dan Hengs IL built as well.

Otherwise... the reason why Dan is so tired in this AU is because he keeps pulling all nighters while streaming, he's the type of person who gets in the flow and just... forgets that the outside world and passage of time are a thing. Marina often scolds him for that.

Dave

Davey-boy would also be a streamer and a youtuber! Unlike Dan his playthroughs are way more casual and mostly an excuse for him to endlessly yap about whatever comes to mind. His gameplay is more focused on humour and entertainment like doing blind let's plays because it feels like going on an adventure! He met Dan by chance through some kind of co-op event where they got paired up with (is that... even a thing in gamer circles lol? idk but it will be in this au cause i like Dan and Dave getting thrown together on fates whim that's always funny as hell). Dan was not amused at first but Dave got attached because "Chief's gameplay is godtier! Please teach me senpai!!!" Yes, Dan is still called Chief it's his twitch username. Also Dave is totally a weeb lmao. Anyways, after the event Dave just kept on bugging Dan so much until he eventually just gave in because it's less of a hassle (and because he secretly finds Dave funny but nobody tell the gremlin that!).

Dave's fav in hsr would be Aventurine, simply because he reminds Dave of himself. The cunning, the showmanship, his past... it hits close to home and speaks to him making the Gambler his favourite. Otherwise... he would totally fanboy over Boothill because Space Cowboys are hot 🫡 And once again in contrast to Dan, Dave would totally pull based on hotness of a character, he will collect all of the ikemen trust! Especially the purple ones which there are plenty of!

Marina

Marina would be a causal gamer, doing it in her rare down time when she wants to relax. Honestly, she gives me animal crossing, stardew valley, harvestella vibes? She's just here for the chill, but Dan got her hooked on HSR so she plays it too. She sometimes joins her brother in his streams when he covers games with a multiplayer option and naturally views and donations sky rocket on these occasions. For Dan that's a given because Marina is gorgeous and decent at gaming why wouldn't people fall over themselves to throw money at her? That's just the natural order of things.

Now favourite hsr character is... tricky. Hmmmmm, honestly her favourites might just be the Landau siblings, because their relationship would tug on her heartstrings and she likes Serval's rockstar asthetic. Also, the way Serval teases Gepard is a vibe and it reminds her of her and Dan's relationship which is always a bonus.

Yves

Now my first thought when I combined Yves and gaming was: V-tuber and honestly it fits, so let's go with that. They would make a lot of bank with their videos and streams because they know how to play an audience. Also, ngl I feel like Yves would have an OnlyFans... to make even more money...

Their favourite characters would be Black Swan for the mystery vibes and asthetic and Sparkle for the chaos and mayhem lmao.

And I know you only asked for these four but I'm gonna throw in two extra because I'm on a roll hehehehe

Cilmi

Cilmi would be a pure lore player. He gives no fucks about the game play and fights but the plot and all the extra bits. Yes.... that's the good shit. He would actually read every single fucking collectable note you have in the game. And I'm not exaggerating with this, he would fucking buy the lore in the shops (which... idk if others do that because I don't bother lmao).

Naturally his favourties are Dan Heng because fellow archivist and Dr. Ratio because fellow intellectual! Finally some people with class and correct priorities!

René

René would probably start playing hsr because Cilmi is super into it and he got curious, wanting to know what all that fuss is about.

He wouldn't enjoy it super much, finding all the different mechanics and modes overwhelming. Also, he would actually play the fights at normal speed which Cilmi will never understand (Cilmi speeds through fights and absuses the auto-play heavily, he's not here for fighting he's here for worldbuilding).

But René would love Clara, because she's just so kind?? so pure??? Truly such a good girl, he can't help but cheer her on. He would like Welt as well for his calm demeanour and Dan Heng because he reminds him of Cilmi a bit.

[marukrawler]

bakugan liveblogging episode 32 because i’ve been putting it off for so long and i need ANSWERS

- oh we’re off to a great start already :I

- if this episode SOMEHOW makes me ship dan and runo im gonna be pissed lmaooo

- on the flip side. . .i get to listen to tigress for a whole episode eyy.

- lars lion shut the fuck up, give her a different lesson

- IM GONNA BE PISSED REGARDLESS I SEE

- WHY IS THIS IMPORTANT TO THE PLOT I HATE IT

- only way i could not hate this is if it was julie they were talking about but its not so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- baby runo is like “i dont wanna go outside and play bc i got no friends” and im like. mood.

- you know, a possible lesson for runo could be that she has a hard time making friends because she’s quick to anger?? i know that’s not what’s happening right now but like. im just putting it out there.

- ok damn i take it back LARS LION COME GET UR NEW LESSON ITS CRITICALLY RELEVANT

- so you’re saying that dan played in the park of runo’s town (1) time in his life and then never came back?? unless dan lived in the same area and moved right after

- runo fr about to throw hands w a toddler

- he’s a kid holy shit

- i don’t like where this is going

- love how she gives an actual description for julie but the others? my guy friends whomst?

- lars lion: my otp cannot be split by julie >:(

- i literally can’t believe this is actually what the episode is about

- did u forget this is a trial

- im crying he just beat you at baseball and called you a sore loser, not even maliciously. why is this such a huge fucking deal

- hE’S A BABY OH MY GOD

- but then again, im inclined to believe that dan’s typical fight strategy is not unlike one a toddler would use so

- that’s news to me

- this is the point where runo should just show her the middle finger tbh

- i feel like they should’ve had dan as a 12 yr old fight against runo because that would’ve been significantly less awkward

- so apparently, lars lion and tigress are both thinking that runo is acting impulsively. runo says its because she’s always wanted to beat dan and honestly, i believe her (she challenged dan to a brawl when she first ran into him in ep 5 after all??) so idk why tf tigress is like “is that really it, my lady?” y’all are making no sense to me.

- if this was a lesson about runo hiding her vulnerability behind anger and a false confidence, i would agree that not being honest with herself is only going to hurt her in the future. but if it’s some specific dumb fucking reason like “you need to be honest about how you feel about dan uwu” then no.

- i have to give a shoutout to crow for serving us looks we didn’t even ask for

- also how is this fighting dan when this kid has just been using nullifying abilities to take down runo. the real dan would never be this smart

- the fact that runo had 0 wins but then immediately won 2 battles in succession within 20 seconds is. wild. it wasn’t even a good battle strategy, she just used her gate cards and somehow didn’t get countered (idk maybe dan used up all the abilities for his bakugan idk the rules like that)

- where did the colors go

- you’re gonna lose the battle for sure now runo lmaoooo

- these ppl are really like “be honest w yourself uwu” and if i was runo, i’d be so confused??? at least give her a hint????

- tigress: i can’t beat the shit out of you without coming closer

- how do you not only forget this happened but like. knowing this now has such an impact on you???? “damn dan asked me to play with him after he beat me and he remembered my name, maybe i won’t kill him after all”

- in all fairness, it was not only incredibly specific but also really fucking stupid

- WHY ARE THESE THE IMAGES CHOSEN, THIS IS THE WORST WAY TO SELL A SHIP, I HATE THIS EVEN MORE NOW

- if anything, this just jolted MY memory and made me remember how bad these two are for each other romantically. wow

- YOU DIDN’T EVEN LIST ANY GOOD QUALITIES??? YOU LOVE DAN BEING THIS MUCH OF A PIECE OF SHIT TO YOU?? WOWW

- HOW AM I PREFERRING THE ENG DUB’S “WE’RE FRIENDS FOREVER DAN” VERSION MORE, I HATE IT HERE

- also why is she floating

- i have no words

- i knew this would happen and im still not

- woww

- YOU FORCED THIS TO HAPPEN??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘IT CAN’T BE’ YOU DUMB BITCH

- ok that’s kinda excessive lmao

- bitch you know you don’t give af about the friends, you were steering her AWAY from the friends to begin with

- im so bitter lmao nobody’s otp but lars lion’s is canon, we can all go home

- omgg shut up i hate this episode

- can’t believe runo having no friends or social skills let her to fall for kid dan because he was nice to her and remembered her name, he literally has no other redeeming qualities than being nice to her (1) time every time they meet and its wild that this was runo’s lesson, they were really scrambling for literally anything to use for the girl trials and IT SHOWS.

[shortmania]

Hey, since that last question you did about Olga's "perfect romantic interest" it made me want to ask a romantic question of my own. Since Suzie left Oskar's sorry butt before TJM, how do you feel about Suzie hooking up with Lila's dad? I think it would be so cute to see Suzie and Lila bond. I also picture Mr. Sawyer kind of like Greg Universe. He's kind of a mess, but he's still as a sweet guy that is actually willing to work for his family. I just love this ship idea okay!

That’s really creative! I’m not sure what I think about Suzie and Lila in the same room (their energies are very different), but I have similar thoughts about Lila’s dad and I could see Suzie catching feelings for him. She does like sweet messes, which can be dangerous, but I think Lila’s dad is a good guy. I used to be married to him on Facebook actually, his name was like Daniel or something? 😂 I think he’s so adorable and handsome and sweet. Greg Universe is a good comparison! I regret divorcing him for chocolate cake sometimes. He was super sweet about it, though, bless him. He’s so damn cute. I really like the idea of Suzie being with him! The more I sit with it, the more it grows on me. She’d be so good to him. 😭

LMAOOOO I just outed myself so hard. Yeah, though, I’m into it. I have this whole sorta complicated and dark backstory for Lila’s dad, too, about his ex and why Lila and him are so poor. He needs love, man. He’s so alone and heartbroken. And this would make Arnold and Lila sorta like cousins, and Lila and Helga eventually part of the same family group, and that’s all hilarious and great. Okay, I’m gonna go cry in a corner for a bit now. I miss Dan. ;;;;;;;

[softyshibu]

Imma about to hit my head against the damn table.

I was looking through my files on my laptop and I found this I just

[kae-karo]

Ahhhhh... Ofcourse THAT'S his job! Damn it. So what was Dan eating at that Indian restaurant that was so spicy! ( Also fun fact? The creamy cucumber thingy is called a Raita if you already didn't know )

lmaoooo i want to give an a+++ to the person in the comments who guessed at it beforehand

honestly....i don’t recall lmao. i looked up a restaurant menu and worked around that, but i was super vague in my description (aside from the dip!!! good to know lmao i didn’t know what it was called) so i really don’t remember what i’d based it on 🙃

[wrestlezon]

liveblog containment post for aew dynamite 6/15/22

whoa startin with the hair vs hair match already lmao regal right out the gate with the excalibur flirting barber on call... ortiz: (rips off his shirt) excalibur: i like what im seeing! lmaoooo... same, excalibur if ortiz loses this im going to riot btw oh look theres kip sabian eddie vs the world... all alone oh! santana and wheeler backup! yay LMAO YES EDDIE SNEAK ATTACK lmfao william regal "cover him cover him! i want to see this man BALD" OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE KICK OUT fuego???? damn eddie got all the backup FUEGO???????? HOW DARE YOU????????????? THIS IS A LEVEL 9 HEEL MANUEVER AND FOR WHY WHAT NO ORTIZ OH MY GOD FUEGO I'LL MURDER YOU ....................... sammy... you....... YOU.... HEEL...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blood and guts! blood and guts! jesus ortiz straight up cut himself too

wardlow vs the security guards is this a new theme...? or have i just never heard this much of his regular theme. i dont recognize it... lmfao wardlow just BURSTING out of 20 guys like an anime 18 left! lmfao stacking them for the multi-pin jesus what a ragdoll powerbomb lmao this match rules. 100 man smash i wonder if theyre gonna have a showdown between wardlow and The Final Security Guard The Last Security Guard Standing hey is that dan the dad? same haircut at least ok they didnt have a final showdown but lmao its sterling's time to get-- NO DAN LAMBERT ALERT........... sending his ufc goons against him... wardlow utilizing class consciousness YEAHHHHH!! MARK STERLING GETTIN POWERBOMBED wardlow is unionizing the guys theyre just ufc guys. they dont understand professional wrestling arm raising

dax vs ospreay next oh i have to do some work real quick. im sure dax will do cool moves tho dang has cash and dax lost all their singles nooo theyre beating him up oh yay rocky is here! hes got his fancy new jacket too. roppongi vice in the house OH!! HES BACK!!!! return of orange!! yay!!!! (c... chuck... where is... i KNOW hes backstage too...) orange i did miss u tho

moxley and tanahashi talk it out? settin up the ppv match? moxley earring :)c bruh fuckin' what. why is jericho here. is how they are avoiding having someone speak japanese on tv. fuck off with that. hire an experienced live translator oh! el desperado is here! i dont know anything about him but he is cute excuse me jericho. talking sex on main? bro? augh and you have sammy and tay on here? youre killing me

setting my cope-o-meter to level 9: perhaps in kayfabe chuck hasnt been around because minoru suzuki is working with jericho and hes in hiding

oh hey its toni storm promo-ing against britt baker ...man there is just so much (meta) weirdness going on surrounding thunder rosa. what is up with that. whats going on back there

ethan page! vs miro!!! miro's back :)c this is tough because i like ethan page. but i also like miro. i think miro should win though. sorry ethan page you hang out with dan lambert and i want to have as little exposure to drive-by bigotry as possible miro should win for punching the hell outta dan lambert yay miro did win

whoa, theres a dante martin vs moxley match on rampage this week? wild my friends are mad at me for saying that matt sydal has a small head because now they are so distracted by it every time hes onscreen now sorry not sorry

oh its britt baker. she has a match? britt baker from ........................ pittsburg oh shes fighting toni storm today? already? ok this is aew's one chance to NOT get me mad. do NOT make britt baker win. i dont care if its the dirtiest win in the goddamn world. i dont want to see it. dont make me generate that level of anger oh! thunder rosa is here chasing off jamie hayter... is this how they set up a rosa vs hayter match. i think that would be cool, i guess hmm... glove flung into the air... just sitting in the ring... hell of a hipcheck chekov's glove. the ref still hasn't moved it so... ................................................................ hmmmm ugh the glove is equipped..................... HMMMMMMM... ok toni storm won. danger averted. im no longer on alert

oh! its stokely hathaway and tony schiavone! OH!!!! WILLOW NIGHTINGALE!!!! shes so cute!!!!!!!! i love willow nightingale. infinite charisma

hangman promo time! hi hangman hiiiiii LMFAO self deprecating hangman... buddy its ok. who expected jay white to win the championship wha-- who is interrupt-- aw man! not ADAM COLE.... the thing with adam cole is that while i love him being adam cole, most of that love is wholly dependent on everything blowing up in his face. and its been kind of a while. and im starting to lose my patience jay white is here! i can appreciate jay white being this maniacal bad guy too oh boy! finally! adam cole gets taken down a notch!!! its about fucking time!!! yaayyyyyyyy im satiated. for now

what is even left on this card

oh! its the young bucks jurassic express ladder match jungle boy running up the ladder was cool omg that table OMG JUNGLE ON THE OTHER TABLE is nick gonna get lucha on this table.... OH MY we are 3 people out of 4 through tables and this match has like... not even been going on that long omg poor jungle boy. hes getting laddered... i love the bucks' california gear btw double table... making up for the lack of hardys in this match i feel there are so many kicks happening. im sorry jungle boy... you have so much 2v1s to fight luchasaurus' turn to fight! revenge!! moonsaults!!! lucha climbing up the ladder... but for why oh i forgot the belts are up there LMAO nooo luchasaurus onto the ladders...!! AND the table. rip luchasaurus i forgot about chekov's quad-table out by the ramp lolll... HMMM ohhhhH!! scary when they push the ladders... NOOOO LUCHASAURUS... THE QUAD TABLES... SO SCARY..... whoa nick's face is bloody jungle boy will now have to fend for himself if the young bucks arent going to get the ti-- oh! what the! what the??? young bucks really! oh my dang... christian cage you pushed jungle boy too far... the matches were too hard for him... WHOA WHAT THE!!!!!!!!!!! KILL MURDER??? MR CAGE WHAT IS YOUR MOTIVATIONS HERE i mean im always down for guy turning evil but. for why

oh! theres fite tv post show content

he kill him... LMAO WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO JUNGLE BOY'S MOM... FOR WHY... LMAOOOOO

[scoups4lyfe]

*clasp my hand and spin with chair like shin dan kuroto* now you have finished the liveblog, how was the suffering 😏

but rlly tho it's been a damn while since I got brainrot of theories & we getting heavy lore kr seasons that just so *chef kiss* now we know why the siblings can henshin, how vice is formed and I'm guessing in future eps later MAYBE THEY'LL FINALLY GONNA TELL US WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH FENIX CUZ WTFF

I feel like either Buu-san was in Fenix at some point & the one that rescued papa-san from them or he was papa-san old friend idk

(yep, that third theory I was pointing in my previous ask is the one where u said they're gonna fight the father as the last boss damn)

next ep we finally getting daiji level up let's goooo

🤝 Comrade

The suffering was……..

🏃🔥🤡

Sakura going “Papa..?” Really GOT me yo. Like yoooooouch

And yeah I mean guess we’ll find out in episode 26 hopefully lol :DD. And yeah bro Revice is so so so soooooo layered

Disgustingly so. Every week I want to fight the writers. Especially when I’m re-watching and I’ll see something being set up or just symbolism or motifs? >:OOOO

And lmaoooo I didn’t even remember stating (here at least) about the sibs needing to FIGHT** the father as the final boss LOL.

(When did I even say that lmaooo? I post so much nonsense 🤪🏃🦝🧐🤠)

YES YES YESSSS!!!! DAIJI LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO