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*posses you with a spirit)
(you know have a spirit residing in you that can talk but isn't fully taking over you)
(you decide the perosnilty)
{ooc: holy frick okay >:) }
What a nice smoky day...
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Damian: "Grayson, what are you staring at?"
Dick: "Sh!"
Tim: "Leave him be, D. He's emotional."
Damian: "Over what?"
Dick, staring at the two quiet figures in front of them: "Would you believe that? Jason and Bruce existing in the same space and not throwing a tantrum, but actually behaving like two adults? They're even working together at the same desk. Unbelievable."
Damian: "Wait, has father just ruffled Todd's hair?"
Dick: "And he didnât even punched him back! I'm so proud of how far they both have come. *sniff* Now we could all be one happy family."
Damiam: *looking absolutely bewildered, gazing up at Tim who just shrugs*
Tim: "Give them 15 minutes."
Damian: "12."
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Jason: "Bruce. Bruce WHERE IS MY PEN?"
Bruce: "Y-your pen, Jason?"
Jason: "Oh my god. You don't even remember it. My pen, Bruce. My personalized red and golden Montblanc you gifted me for my 14th birthday. I left it here, where is it? You threw it away, didn't you? LIKE YOU DID WITH ANY REGARD YOU EVER HAD FOR ME AND MY FEELINGS? DID YOU FORGET I WAS YOUR SON TOO? WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO LOVE ME?"
Dick: "Damn! We got so close."
Tim: "And that'd be 10 minutes and 35 seconds."
Damian: "-TT- Pay up, Drake."
#they got so close...#Tim: âBut you said 12â#Damian: âAnything under 15 was your defeat Toddâ#Jason cares so much about his stuff you know#that was HIS pen#Bruce how could you throw it away?#(plot twist: it was actually Tim who took it)#(it was a really nice pen!)#(he's lost it like half of the things he owns)#(sorry not sorry - Jason will never know)#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#my incorrect quotes#and I'm back on tumblr lmao
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seb about to learn every language there is đđ
#from chap 22 of my fic#after MC is impressed by ominis' parseltongue in the scriptorium and seb gets all jelly i knew i had to do the same with amit LMAO#except in my fic once they actually HEAR amit speak gobbledegook sebs like ok... not jealous anymore...im good BAHAH#but then he gets jealous again once amit can translate all the goblin stuff BAHA need to learn a second language to impress clora NOW#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#ominis gaunt#amit thakkar#clora clemons#headcanon this is why theres greek and latin writing or whatever it was in the undercroft LMAOOO imagine#after the scriptorium quest BAHA omg#plot twist it wasnt for anne it was to impress mc LOOK I KNWO ANOTHER LANGUAGE TOO!!!
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Many springs ago, I perceived a sea of flowers upon a lake. I thought to myself that those fleeting colors held indescribable beauty.
The next time I perceived those colors was many years later, when the medicâs tent had blinded me to all but red. The radiance of that shining star was lost on my eyes.
Now, my eyes no longer perceive the subtleties in the colors around me.
But I am content.
For I can now see the most brilliant colors in my universe.
anyways yeah why did they fucking do that to jiaoqiu bro
the planning for this experimentalish comic is under keep reading
#artwork#digital art#hsr fanart#art#hsr#honkai star rail#jiaoqiu#hsr jiaoqiu#moze#hsr moze#feixiao#hsr feixiao#moqiu#feiqiu#moze x jiaoqiu#feixiao x jiaoqiu#it can go either way tbh depending on how you read it but i personally donât ship feiqiu#this was mostly just jiaoqiu character exploration#hsr 2.5#hsr spoilers#just in case because i actually got fucking spoiled on the plot twist and it made me so mad#experimental comic#being in art school for like 3 weeks really experimentalpilled me#(i just wanted to do something other than lineart lmao)#painted it almost entirely with a singular noise brush because i was going for those memories vibes + jiaoqiuâs blind now#so i was trying to give the impression that he canât see clearly#for anyone whoâs about to like idk get on my ass about depicting blindness wrong#i based all of these visuals off of what i see when i take off my glasses#ill do more research when i wanna get in depth with this concept but for now my -300 degrees eyes are gonna have to be the reference#im imagining jiaoqiu with prescription bottlebottom glasses now
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Daily Faulkner #9 !! ft. Paige again!
I would have REALLY loved if these two interacted in season 3. but alas.
[Click for better res]
#the silt verses#tsv#daily faulkner#paige#paige tsv#faulkner tsv#tsv podcast#theres an edited version of this drawing where i made Faulkner ginger bc thats how i headcanoned him the entire podcast#sorry i do not care for âfaulkner is blondeâ plot twist in the finale. hes a redhead 2 me /silly#also mery christmas lol lmao
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back in fox's basementđ
he looks like he writes male manipulator music here and i just needed to share it lmao
#plot twist i start this gen over lmao#ft cori bc she really wasn't there lmao#ts4#s4#s4 edit#sims 4#s4 legacy#the sims 4#sparks#sparks legacy#gen 5
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kantew + stares
#spare me your mercy#spare me your mercy series#euthanasia the series#kantew#kan x tew#jaylerr#jj krissanapoom#tor thanapob#thai drama#my gifs#bypiningbisexuals#the embodiment of the song âhe knows. I know he knowsâ lmao#I'm so curious as to why they're immediately making kan sus as hell... waiting for the plot twist lol
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Stumbled across this brilliantly meta line from Garte and I canât believe I missed it before.
This fucking game man. 10/10 no notes.
#disco elysium#lawrence garte#garte the cafeteria manager#harry du bois#plot twist Garte is the protagonist lmao#this game is my beloved I will talk about it forever#this is my fourth playthrough Iâm still finding new things and screaming
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redraw of this scene which was so powerful it had to be locked away in a nigerian storage room for over forty years
#classic who#enemy of the world#ramon salamander#patrick troughton#second doctor#no im sorry this wasnt safe. broadcasting this wasnt safe. they knew what they were doing#LMAO#oh to be a classic who fan in 2013 and experience the recovery of this serial....................#KLJDSLKFJSKL im sorry but this bunker plot twist was the gag of the entire century#no swann... im still dizzy from the radiation... leave me.......#SALAMANDER YOU DOG!!!!!!!!!!
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THE LONG AWAITED SEQUEL.... Dance in Fire 2 is out NOW!!!
well, no one asked for it, but i've finally finished the sequel to my mildly successful sonic fanzine DANCE IN FIRE. featuring more "team dark content," this technically counts as a zine. hey wait what's Vector doing here
READ IT HERE ON ITCH.IO!!! it's free. can you imagine if i charged money for this lol
now go read DANCE IN FIRE... 2!!!!!!!!!!!
#hi. i came up with this literally this morning. go check it out to see the craziest plot twist of your whole damn life#fern's sketchbook#<- i GUESS this is going in my art tag LMAO#dance in fire 2#sth#(this is an april fools bit btw)
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#no wait wdym jesus saved him from the saw trap đ
#daniel larusso#ralph macchio#cobra kai#cobra kai spoilers#I JUST -#like for real this show is soooooo unserious (affectionate) WHAT are they doing to my beautiful boy over there đđ#religion is hardly giving anyone the strength to get through these plots much less twist that keyring around alsjlksfjslk#tbf i've only seen maybe five minutes of part one and about the same of two so there's no context here but#in all honesty there can't possibly be any that would help the situation let's just accept how pretty daniel whump is and run with it đ#(which is also why i'm assuming terry put him in there since that's his defining quality and rightfully so lmao)#ckedit#cobra kai s6 spoilers#dianagifs
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"It's been a long time, hasn't it friends?"
"Or maybe our last meeting was only yesterday for you-"
[just a heads up but I got a whole lot of text below for some thoughts/ramblings and headcanons of the event lolol]
Ngl, I was kinda expecting that he's dead since he did give off some vibes that he's from a distant past
But I was still hoping that I was wrong and maybe he's really just from a distant or isolated island, and he'll pop up at the end of the story as one of the visitors during the Halloween event KAJSHDAKSLDJH
That or maybe he got reincarnated
The idea of Skully as one of the ghosts in Ramshackle is so nice and sad at the same time though. Like imagine if he's just hovering around the academy for years and then after some centuries or so he senses some sort of familiarity with certain students and just watches over them. Then when Yu came around he got the urge to protect them and stick around them the most.
So maybe when the students got suck into the book he also got dragged into it and he gets to see his younger self and the whole event that happened as a ghost, which is why when they finally got to leave he gets to remember the whole thing. Then he kisses everyone like he did the first time around as another greeting because he finally knows why they felt familiar! (Although they don't remember he doesn't mind-)
And he did it as a 'it's nice to meet you in the real world this time' kind of thing
...
Anyway
This is why I might try to be on a lookout for some Oc x Skully or Yu x Skully because I think it has so many potential and possibilities with this ending (Reincarnation AU? AU where Skully is a ghost in Ramshackle who's looking out for Yu and is the one who protects them, which is why they leave fights unscathed while everyone just thinks they're lucky? Modern AU or one when they meet once Yu is able to return home from Twisted Wonderland?????) đđđ His ending was kinda bittersweet ok, I want to see things turning out in a happier note
#twisted wonderland#twst#twst skully#skully j. graves#doodle#twst spoilers#ramblings#AJSHAKLSJAHS I hope the whole ramblings is coherent but if not I'm sorry LMAO#I just couldn't help myself because the thing has been on my mind while I'm at work#And I was so close to creating another Yu just for the last part I've mentioned#Then I remember that I suck at writing and drawing the plot so I stopped myself đ©#I might still do it though idk
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rhett backing link straight into his lap đ€
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#rhett and link#good mythical morning#gmm#plot twist: rhett is only wearing the sunglasses to not be so obvious that he is looking at link's ass#lmao#my gosh what a silly episode#my post
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More me n my friends experience with TMOSTH doodles bc weâre almost done with it
#justtrashdoodles#sth#the murder of sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#amy rose#blaze the cat#shadow the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#barry the quokka#we had so much fun and more people joined in to see the chaos lmao#also if last time someone did an amazing tails voice#now someone did an amazing job at doing shadows voice#also the va for shadow and the va for espio both knew the plot twist LMAO#ALSO THR TAILS VA WENT ON A FULL THEORY DUMP BC PEOPLE WERE VOTING EITHER VECTOR OR ESPIO#like they got so into the role itâs so fun
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Sinful voice. ft "Morax" + fem!reader (modern AU)
cw/tags: Voice kink, daddy kink, dirty talk, female masturbation, uuhh fantasizing? petnames (sweetheart, sweetie, babygirl, darling).
notes: I literally had this sudden brainrot idea today at work (rip) and as soon as I came home I typed all this in a rush and bOI. That man's voice is just...... no words. Drives me insane, wild, crazy, feral.
To say you were nervous was an understatement.
You were starting a new chapter of your life, fresh into college, moving to a whole other city to dedicate to your studies and enter the âadult worldâ
Youâd arrived a few weeks early to move in and start settling on your little space, it was barely a small room in a house youâd share with other new students. Youâd even share a kitchen but hey, at least each one had a tiny individual bathroom for yourselves.
Tomorrow was the big day. Your first day. And although youâd heard many people say they would just take it easy or even skip the first few days (because âthey were not that importantâ as schedules and teachers were still being organized) youâd heard just as many stories about how college was difficult and important and you gotta make good first impressions and familiarize and meet new people and blablablaâŠ
It was pretty nerve-wracking.
So here you are, way past midnight, rolling over in bed unable to calm down.
You sigh and start messing around with your phone, bored. Maybe you can just skip tomorrow?
Or maybeâŠ
You bite your lip. Thereâs a little something you can do to⊠relax.
Before you can even think, your fingers are already typing the familiar webpage name on the phone, already smiling mischievously.
In your search for a little âspiceâ for your solo pleasure sessions you often went for audios and ASMR content. The sounds and voices were much hotter than excessively raunchy lame crude run-of-the-mill videos in your honest opinion. All you had to do was get comfy, close your eyes, and immerse on the fantasy. It was bliss.
And so, a few months ago you had found him.
Morax.
Oh, that man had a voice to die for, deep and rich like syrup, making you shiver and whine every time. His content was absolutely top-notch and youâd been instantly drawn like a moth to a flame ever since youâd managed to drag out one of your best orgasms ever after listening and playing along for a few minutes.
And when you dug around and found his subscription page? Oh boy, you were a goner.
You can only imagine what your parents would say if they knew you spend money on something like this but hey, financial independence means you can spend your money (from part time-jobs and whatnot) on whatever you want.
And damn you want this sexy voice murmuring dirty praise on your ear.
You scramble out of bed, grabbing your earphones and getting rid of some of your clothes before settling down again comfortably, pillow propped against the headboard, almost giggling excitedly as you scroll around the pageâs contents.
Morax was obviously an experienced dom. His content covered a myriad of different kinks and scenarios, many of which you had even only started to explore because of him. And though his voice was always calm and refined, with this sweetness and dominant tilt to it, his growls and groans could be just as wild. Morax sounded downright sinful when angry, scolding or degrading the listener. And his moans and soft chuckles? Oh, you could just faint with those.
Or come, probably. Yeah.
âDaddy fucks you in his lapâ âOverstimulating my petâs little clitâ âGrind your sweet pussy on Masterâs legâ âWaking you up with my big cockâ âMaking you my good girlâ âCum until you cry and begâ
You blush as you look at the titles, skimming around tags and descriptions looking for whatever strikes your mood tonight. Heck, anything would be fine if it was him though, you swore you werenât even into the whole daddy kink before you heard Morax but nowâŠ
Oh.
Well lucky you, heâd just uploaded something new a few hours ago, you were one of the first views⊠ever the fangirl, huh? You click on it as you subconsciously lick your lips. Gods, your body feels hot and needy already, knowing whatâs to come.
âDaddy spoils your little pussyâ reads the caption, and you place your phone by your side, lying down, propping your legs and closing your eyes.
Oh, oh my god. Your breath catches as the audio starts off right away with some lewd wet noises. Usually, Morax would sweet talk for a bit first to set the scene and mood, but you sure werenât complaining!
Your heartbeat speeds up as your hands start rubbing at your legs and over your panties, just trying to get your body up to speed.
âHmmm⊠oh, there you are sweetheart.â Gods. Moraxâs voice. You already wanted to moan at the deep baritone vibrating in your ears. âIâm sorry to wake you up.â
How ironic that you couldnât sleep yourself.
His voice drags, sounds a little tired and hoarse, it just adds to it and you picture him kissing and dragging his tongue along your skin âYou like that donât you baby? Feeling my lips⊠tracing your hipbone like this. I can feel the goosebumps blooming along your skin.â
Oh goosebumps alright, you shiver as you rub at your skin a little impatient, how you wish you really had his lips worshipping you right now.
âYou donât even have to do anything, you can even just go back to sleep, if youâd like.â He chuckles. âBut daddy just needed you, he needed his⊠hmm⊠sweet babygirl.â
âHng Morax yes⊠need you too, daddy.â You whisper softly, already shifting on the sheets.
He continues to kiss and whisper sweet nothings about how he wants to make you feel good, kiss you and pamper you and make you relax, and you melt. His soft breathing and wet sucking and kissing noises turning you on instantly.
âAlright sweetie letâs take these panties off.â Thereâs a slight rustle of fabric in the audio as you quickly strip off your own underwear along. âThatâs a good girl. Hmm⊠look at your sweet little pussy, already wet and swollen for me.â He groans and you whimper and buck your hips.
âOh god pleaseâŠâ Youâre so keyed up already. Morax simply has that effect on you, and you wish he would hurry so you can start touching where you most need it.
âHmm⊠just relax sweetheart. Lie down and let daddy take care of you⊠of your cute little pussy.â More erotic noises follow as you picture him slowly going down and down until he kisses and licks at your folds. âOh, that tickles sweetie?â Another sinful chuckle.
His voice, his voice was just so good. Youâd wondered many times what kind of man would have such a deep hypnotizing voice. Surely he was older, but maybe not quite a silver fox. Dark hair, maybe? A large frame, broad shoulders, lean muscles but still elegant, a proper gentleman to go with his personality.
You knew he had golden eyes, that was a fact. Well, at least what heâd mentioned in a couple of scenes, it could very well be a lie but you wanted to believe in that mysterious domineering golden glow, staring up at you like molten heat from above you or between your legs.
Moraxâs voice keeps feeding your fantasy, commenting how wet you are, how your body twitches, how he drags, slow and languid around your hole and oh, itâs like your body responds exactly the way he wants, guided by him.
âDarling, let me just⊠hmm⊠suck on your cute little clit like this.â
âAh!â
A shock of pleasure runs trough your veins as you start rubbing on the little nub. His voice muffled, moaning as he sucks and licks and sighs deeply, clearly enjoying this.
âSo sweet, so good for me. Oh, it makes daddy just ache for you sweetheart.â Â
You want Moraxâs cock in you yesterday.
His voice turns breathy and strained, the noises and tension intensifying as you rub faster, legs shaking, your breath coming out in gasps to match his, back arching off the bed. Itâs all so good, his praise, his dirty words, his gasps, his moans.
âCome on sweetie, I know you want my big cock but first⊠hng⊠first daddy wants you to cum hah⊠do that for me princess? Come for daddy, come on.â
âF-fuck⊠fuck⊠hnnngâ You mewl. âM-MoraxâŠâ
âI got you darling Iâm right here, you can cum baby I want to taste you.â
âAh A-Ah!â Your mouth parts into a silent scream and your whole body tenses and shudders, pleasure buzzing in your veins and under your flushed sweaty skin. Your juices spill against your hand but you imagine them wetting his chin as his voice groans and moans in your ears. You picture those half-lidded sultry golden eyes glowering at you.
âThatâs a very good girlâŠâ He chuckles, and your hazy mind can picture him nuzzling at your inner thighs. âNow, now get ready babygirl, give me your legs like this.â A noise of sheets shifting registers in your brain âAround my shoulder and let me just⊠hng⊠stroke my big cock ready for you.â
Oh you were floating, your head was spinning, you parted your legs, following his every command, fingers still rubbing at your oversensitive folds to simulate whatever he was doing. You moan at the slick jerking sound and vaguely lament not having something to fill you up as he would.
âHmm⊠weâre just getting started, my dear.â He hisses.
The night was long and the audio not even halfwayâŠ
ââââââââââââââââââââ
Even though you ended up going to sleep way past any reasonable time you didnât really feel tired. In fact, you slept wonderfully, warm and sated. And so, you headed up to class with a carefree skip and bright smile, excited to see what this new day and new year would bring you.
The classroom was rather big but looked pretty empty even though the professor was already there, you slid into one of the front seats and quickly checked the time. You werenât late or anything, he was just⊠punctual and early, it seems. Which is more than can be said by the majority of the students⊠if they are even coming to the class.
Some general studies were mandatory classes, though youâd only had to take a couple courses before moving to subjects more in line with your chosen career. But for now, seems like you had to deal with⊠history.
The professor was, well⊠handsome, to be quite honest. And you found yourself quietly admiring him from afar. Prim and proper with long silky dark hair in a low ponytail, a perfectly neat and brown suit, and thin elegant glasses that only drew more attention to his striking gold eyes. Not a crease in sight, not a hair out of place.
He was rather meticulous it seems, with the way he organized his material, checking the time before starting the class on the dot.
âGreetings everyone, my name is Zhongli.â He smiles warmly. âI believe a welcome in is order as this is your first day of college, a new stage of your life.â
No way.
Absolutely no fucking way.
His voiceâŠ
âSeems like youâre stuck with me for your very first class.â He chuckles.
Low and deep and velvet.
Oh, you know that exact same sound.
Your eyes widen.
Oh shit.
Mr. Zhongli is MoraxâŠ
âLetâs hope this year shall be a good and prosperous one, hm?â
#genshin smut#zhongli smut#genshin x reader#zhongli x reader#genshin x you#zhongli x you#genshin imagines#genshin impact imagines#genshin impact smut#crys writes#fem reader#professor zhongli#SIKE did you like that lil plot twist at the end???#lmao it was hella obvious but I still didn't wanna ruin it from the start by putting it in the title#idk how to tag cw#LISTEN#ZHONGLI'S VOICE IS PURE SIN I CANNOT#SCREAMING AT MY OWN WRITING#MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA FOR A FOLLOW UP ALREADY HMMMMMM
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1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)
2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)
3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.
4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.
5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.
#cod mw2#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#soapghost#ghostsoap#ghost is hard edges and sharp knives but simon is babygirl#i tried my best to make soap's sister look as much like soap as possible#as someone whose siblings look nothing like them i find it hilarious i have no idea why i swear i have the weirdest sense of humour#hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs#but wait plot twist birds are dinosaurs so still hc that simon's first (or second if you want) special interest was birds#and he still loves them very much and both soap and his sister have adhd and his sister has a reoccurring hyperfixation on birds#and soap thinks ghost and his sister could get along very easily and is waiting very impatiently for the day ghost is ready and he can#introduce him to his family#but also ghost is very wary of families and especially since there's a young child because he's scared that he'll bring them death like he#feels he did to his own family#i initially wanted to colour it but then i wondered why my brain was working against me and very quickly decided that colouring all that#would be a nightmare and that i already hate colouring so why would i want to torture myself#anyway pls be nice with me i've given all i had to make this lmao
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