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bl00dalchemist · 8 months ago
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Bad influence!!!
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blu-ish · 9 months ago
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Sticks and Stones
LMAO MY FOOTS STILL BROKEN AND IM COPING OKAY-- *throws Sonadow fanfic*
When Sonic ends up with an injury that lands him partially bedridden, Shadow has to come to terms that he's maybe, just maybe, a little annoyed by the self-proclaimed hero's disappearance.
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What was he doing?
Shadow stood frighteningly still on top of one of the hundreds of office buildings overlooking Station Square, he could've been easily mistaken for a statue if it wasn't for the nights cold breeze gently swaying his dark quills.
He supposed it was routine. Being released from G.U.Ns clutches at an ungaialy hour, drop off Rouge at her club which may or may not be directly connected to Team Darks apartment; unbeknownst to their landlord, and eventually take a walk that ends up with him on top of a steel structure.
So why did it feel so... off?
The hybrid tightly furrowed his brow, deep in thought.
That's why he came up here; to think, ponder, reflect. It felt, content enough in-between the noises of the city life below him. It reminded him of his first ever conscious moment's on the planet. Even if a little fuzzy, recalling how he could never quite stop looking at the vibrant hues.
But none we're in comparison to the beauty of the Earth itself.
The fauna, flora, each individual ecosystems fascinated him. The one's he and Maria would read about on the ARK didn't do it any justice. So much so that he would occasionally lose himself staring at a bird feeding their family, or the ripples of a nearby stream. It seemed forbidden, like a treasure he didn't deserve to see, but did anyways.
There we're always new places to discover, places Sonic would drag him too in the dead of night--
oh.
Sonic.
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Sonic grumbled, lazily tossing his controller off to one side. Not even video games could entertain him anymore, all the character did was run around collecting things... it was like it was making fun of him.
It was late, but he couldn't sleep. How could he? He's been in his room for days. His left leg propped up on the pillow Tails got him, wrapped in itchy bandages that were taking all of his willpower not to rip off.
Bouncing his good leg up and down, Sonic felt so much pent up energy it nearly drove him mad. He needed to do something, anything besides just sitting laying here.
It's not like it hurt that bad anyways, he's been hit way harder than this--he figures. Besides, he had natural chaos energy running through his veins, he'd be back up and at it soon.
Not soon enough for him though...
....
He wouldn't admit it out loud, but any sort of injuries Sonic got delivered to his legs freaked him out. Maybe next to water but, everyone kinda knew that.. and tight spaces.
But this? This is different. It wasn't like he was being "contained" per say. He was physically unable to run. To escape. To just ENJOY the feeling, he felt...
vulnerable...
He shook his head, rubbing his temple. He really could use some fresh air, and to touch grass.
Sonic took a mental gamble in his head, figuring that if he was quick enough he could technically try going for a midnight walk, just for a bit.
Emerald eyes peered over to the foot of his racecar bed, where a boot made by a certain two Tailed fox laid. It was technically for waddling around the house with but he's sure it would function like a normal shoe--probably.
Doing the straps, and then redoing them again. He was satisfied, good enough he guessed. Gripping onto his sheets, he carefully set his foot down, trying to ignore the sudden pressure that shot up.
Sonic took a sharp breath.
He's fine... he's fine.
It was a long journey to the front door, he opted for that instead of his window escape due to a certain foot not cooperating with his master plan. Cringing at the loud creak the door made, he sighed, stepping outside.
His nose was greeted with the nights fresh breeze, instead of the cheeto puffs he's been smelling forever.
A smile escaped his lips, trying to suppress the urge to giggle too loud at how stupid of an idea this was. Too late to turn back now, and he wasn't looking back.
Besides it would probably take him until morning to waddle back to bed anyways. Night time adventure it is!
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He must've really lost his mind now.
The agent couldn't tell you why he ended up skating into Green Hills, he wasn't too sure himself. But he supposed it was a nice change of scenery.
Shadow opted to sit next to a flower bed, examining each flower carefully, being sure not to crush any of them. There were so many different diverse species, they smelled lovely as well.
It must've been pretty shocking for any living organisms who observed the hedgehog from their nests or burrows, the Ultimate Life Form, stopping to smell the flowers.
His hand stopped near a blue orchid, it's bright blue petals curved behind it like a waterfall. While it's face pointed up towards the moon.
Shadow joined the flower, gazing up toward the heavenly rock.
"Did you know, they say the moon might have came from the very Earth?" He told the flower, that swayed in response.
"It reflects the light from our star, the sun, and watches over the Earth. ...Like it's shadow."
The flower might have lost interest, because it momentarily swayed away, Shadow huffed but without any real venom. "Well, excuse me."
"Are you talking to a flower?"
Shadows quills shot up, he quickly turned around to see a familiar blue hedgehog. Who was weirdly leaning his weight against a tree. Puzzled--and a bit embarrassed, Shadow stood up, dusting himself off. Trying to ignore the fact this is the first time he's seen Sonic in literal weeks.
"Sonic? what could you possibly want at this hour?" The hybrid crossed his arms, slowly regaining his usual composure, especially around Sonic of all people.
"To annoy you, obviously." Sonic winked, awkwardly shifting. Shadow tilted his head, gesturing to the other.
"Why are you doing that?"
"Doing what?"
"Tch, do not play games with me, your practically laying on that poor tree." Shadow stepped closer, attempting to figure this out himself. He noticed Sonics eyes grow wide, hiding himself behind the tree further. What on mobius?
"aH, UH-- I just really love nature ya know? Just showing it some appreciation!" He patted the tree for safe measure, maneuvering his way out of Shadow's sight.
If there's one thing that frustrated the hybrid to no end, was not being told the truth, being deceived, he was not a fool.
He growled, but stepped back. Resorting to rolling his eyes instead. "You are singlehandedly the strangest--"
Sonic screamed.
Shadow dashed behind the tree to swiftly catch him by the waist.
Shadow met Sonics teary green eyes, Shadow followed them until he was met with Sonic foot. Dirty ripped bandages covered it, and what seemed to be left of a boot was limply hanging off in straps.
"Sonic what the hell?!"
Sonic grinned, or tried to at least. He wrapped his arms around Shadow for support. "It's kinda a.." he winced "..long story.."
"So instead of telling me your injured right away you hide behind a fucking tree?" Shadow hesitantly lifted Sonic, he didn't think much about it in the moment. But lifting Sonic into a bridal carry was relatively easy.
"Dude, I don't know.. I just--" he was cut off by a growl, he could feel it rumbling in the others chest. "Shads I--"
Shadow didn't understand why he was so upset, there were most likely a whole list of reasons, he didn't really care, he just needed to get this stupid ass hedgehog home.
"I don't want to hear it, not now at least, I'm taking you back to Miles."
Sonic groaned, "He's gonna kill me Shads.."
"Better him than me."
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It wouldn't be morning for a few more hours, the hedgehogs came to an agreement that Shadow would help Sonic patch himself up before the fox woke up. But only if Sonic agreed to tell him what happened.
How could he refuse?
Being carried by Shadow wasn't so bad, in fact, it was kinda nice. He could feel the wind in his quills just as if he was the one running. Closing his eyes, he let out a soft sigh. Gaia he was tired.
He could feel Shadows head tilt down to look at him, Sonic opened his eyes slightly to look. The moon shined brightly on him, the soft rays glimmering on darker quills. Sonic couldn't help but stare, just a little.
When they arrived, Sonic leaned forward to unlock the door. The pair stepped in, Shadows heavy air-shoes clicking slightly against the wooden floor.
After directing him to his room, Sonic was gingerly laid down on his bed. He could momentarily see Shadows confusion when they first walked into his room, his racecar bed was pretty cool.
"Bandages?"
"Drawer."
The agent searched Sonics messy drawers, voicing a mumbled complaint about the others organization skills. He returned from the kitchen shortly after with a washcloth, handing it to Sonic.
"I draw the line at cleaning your foot."
Sonic snorted, trying so hard not to wheeze out loud. "Gee, remind me to rate this doctors visit one star."
Rolling his eyes, Shadow worked on undoing the dirty bandages for Sonic. His brow furrowing at the wound.
"You broke your foot..."
Sonic stayed silent, humming in agreement as he gently pressed the washcloth on his foot, cleaning any debris. He bit down on the inside of his cheek, only letting out a breath when it really hurt. Shadow's ears fell a bit in concern.
"When did it...?"
"Five-ish weeks ago.. I think?" The hero sighed, grumbling. "It's stupid.."
Shadow leaned forward, as a sign for Sonic to continue as he started to rewrap his foot.
"Got into a rough fight with some of Eggman's bots.." he started, playing with the fabric on his glove. "After I wasted them all--naturally," he added with a smirk, it was short lived due to Shadows unimpressed look. "A huge chunk of robo butt fell on my left foot, I tried to walk it off but.. it hurt, really bad."
The other hummed, making sure the bandages were nice and neat before looking back at Sonic.
"And that's why you we're here?"
The blue blur shrugged, nodding. "Pretty much."
Shadow held a piece of Sonics boot, raising a brow. "And this is?"
"The remains of my dear friend, boot brace, it shall be missed." he sighed dramatically, "Tails is not gonna let me hear the end of that.."
The agent didn't even want to try to comprehend how careless the hedgehogs been.
Shadow sat on the foot of the bed, "You still didn't tell me what you were doing out, especially if your supposed to be healing."
Before Sonic could open his mouth Shadow cut him off, "don't even think about saying you were coming to visit me--"
"But what if I was--"
"Sonic."
Sonic raised his peach arms in surrender, "Alright, alright, I was getting SUPER bored, like MEGA ULTRA bored, so I planned a grand escape and just wanted to go on a walk..." his voice got quieter with every word, turning a bit away from the other hedgehog. He then mumbled the last part, and even with his advanced hearing, Shadow couldn't understand.
"What?"
Grumbling even more Sonic raised his voice, "I fell, okay?!" Coming out a little louder than he meant, but he didn't care at the moment, all of his emotions he's been suppressing for the past few weeks were rising whether he liked it or not.
"I tripped! ON A STICK! A stick took out Sonic the Hedgehog, hero of Mobius!" Shadow blinked, failing to understand why something like that warranted an outburst.
"But how did the boot--?"
"Slipped off and fell down into some stones at a bottom of a cliff.."
He regret asking. Why is he not suprised.
Sonic groaned, holding his head in his hands. "I don't know what I was thinking.. I probably hurt my foot even more now and I'm never gonna run again."
Now this surprised Shadow, he knew it was late, he knew the hedgehog was tired, but he's never heard the hedgehog feel so.. defeated?
Sonic smiled through everything, even in the face of certain death at times. It frustrated Shadow to no end, but fascinated him at the same time. Sonic was a never ending wild force that could never contained, as gentle as a breeze or as fierce as a tornado.
He couldn't stand him acting like this, it, annoyed him.
"Sonic, you broke a bone. It happens, it's not the end of the world." He wasn't the best at this whole, comfort, thing. But he'd try, anything to get Sonic back on his literal "feet".
"You don't understand.." Sonic bit back a hiss. "If I can't run, I can't help anybody.. If I'm not there, who knows what could happen. Running is who I am, Shadow, I cant--" he stopped, taking a breath while holding back the hot tears that wanted to run down his face. Like a dam about to break.
"It scares me..."
He paused.
"That you'd lose your purpose?"
Sonic hugged his good leg into himself, burying his face away from his rival. He nods.
"You don't really believe that, do you?" Shadow asks, now a bit closer to the blue hedgehog.
The other doesn't respond, so the hybrid continues.
"You don't need me to remind you Sonic, if fact, I'm probably the last person who should remind you." He hesitates putting his hand on the others shoulder, but he does anyways. Sonic looks up, ears still pinned to the back of his head. Shadow noticed how his quills fell back like waterfalls.
"You are a protector, a leader, a guardian, and.. a friend. To so many different people. You make connections even when they seem, impossible." He glances toward the window, the moon greeted him like an old friend, he couldn't help but smile. "Your speed is just an extension of that, it's something you enjoy, something you choose to use to help others."
Sonic uncurled himself, sniffling. He let himself fall into Shadows shoulder, holding his rival-- "friend", close. The darker hedgehog stiffened, but allowed it.
"I don't mind if we can't race or spar for a while, I will only compete against you at 100%. No less. Breaking your foot like a dumbass doesn't change that."
Sonic chuckled, "Your acting weirdly nice today Shads. You like me or something?"
Shadow grumbled, gently forcing the hedgehog off of him. "Goodnight."
"Wait," Sonic wheezed, "Aw dude, come on I'm teasing--"
Shadow stopped climbing outta the window half way, he scowled, looking back at the hedgehog on his stupid racecar bed.
Sonic smiled, a genuine one. "Thanks. For everything by the way."
Shadow felt a flush flood his face, but looked away and cleared his throat. "Of course, goodnight."
"Night."
Shadow, almost hesitated closing the window, he didn't know why. He peered through it once it was closed, to find a sleeping hedgehog on the other side. He smiled, and skated his way back to the city.
The moon, still high in the sky, continued to watch the Earth. And will always until the Earth is no more.
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bonsai-maze · 1 month ago
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I left for 5 MINUTES to get some sweet tea
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ACTIVITY
Uh... hi??
@hazelartz
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peapod20001 · 2 months ago
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Tumblr is so funny when I get a post flagged for some reason for being mature when there’s literally. Nothing on it
Yet a porn bot can get in hundreds of straight up cooter and ween action with no repercussions
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solesoldier · 1 year ago
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❝ So anyways, I started blasting . . . ❞
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bastardbvby · 2 years ago
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now why is a6d a mod
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idoodlestuffsometimes · 4 months ago
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
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melittosphex · 22 days ago
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Mouthwashing Good end! Jimmy they could never make me like you
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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to moving forward
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk art#yuji itadori#gojo satoru#fushiguro megumi#nobara kugisaki#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#jjk spoilers#satoru gojo#jjk manga spoilers#hina.comic#before any1 says anything i KNOw his birthday is in december ik ik ik this is just 2 show some post-battle bonding after the trauma#its winter in canon n megumi's birthday has passed and he spent it being piloted like a mech so they need to celebrate Now!!#also this was technically a request lmao anon wanted megumi birthday angst hehehehhe i hope u like it <3 bc it KILLED ME DEAD#im going to collapse remember when i said this wasnt harder than the hydrangeas im having second thoughts#page 8 made me want to bash my head in#could have stuck with one flashback image could have left them monochrome could have done literally anything 2 ease the workload#but noooo the chronic overachiever in me would not allow it#rule of threes i had to include all of them and they Had to be in colour it wouldn't have hit the same if i had kept it monochrome#i needed it to look how childhood memories look i needed it to look oversaturated and hazy and fond but unmistakably Gone#it may have killed me but im so proud of this rn like from an art style perspective these megumis and yuujis r top tier by my standards#personal favourites r the first and last panel of crying megumi like not 2 pat myself on th back but expression?????? hello??????#enjoy your cake megumi you've earned it <333 sorry fr hurting ur feelings it will happen again#oh my god i can sleep tonight bless <333 and i met my 3 day deadline NICE im so good at what i do
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firestia · 4 months ago
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Little pony princesses 💗
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undead-potatoes · 1 year ago
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*sees two emotionally fucked up people who should be in therapy* what if they kissed
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dizzyalex · 4 months ago
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Sighhhh, sans undertale…
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mike-wachowski · 1 year ago
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reblog and tag ur answer so I can see please :)
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mishori-o · 15 days ago
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This has so much “star by mitski” energy that I have no idea how I manage to do
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This was a sketch since idk last year or so guess (it was just floating heads) and I just decided to finish it just for fun
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mirensiart · 2 months ago
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now that I’ve successfully infiltrated the lu fandom I can share my dumb shitposts
I’m sorry, it will happen again
based on this meme:
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forgetfulmachineart · 2 months ago
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[ID: A mostly cool colored, digital three page comic of teen Gojo Satoru talking to young Tsumiki Fushiguro. Page one: Gojo makes a sandwich for Tsumiki who's leaning on the kitchen island. Tsumiki says "Thanks for the snacks, dad" and Gojo responds "No problem, Tsumi." In the next panel Gojo complains "Man... I wish Megumi didn't hate me so much. At least you call me dad..." Tsumiki comments "Megumi does that too, though?" In the third panel, Gojo activates his Six Eyes like a flashlight and yells "When!? Where!? Do you have it on camera!?" to a surprised Tsumiki. Page two: Tsumiki thinks about the various times Megumi has called Gojo 'dad,' including when Gojo gave them a bad hair cut, when the divine dogs bit Gojo, when Gojo made soup, and lastly when Megumi asked Tsumiki to ask Gojo to make snacks which is all represented in blue tinted drawings. In the last panel she has a devious smile and is labeled "8 yr old who just realized how funny she can be" Page three: Tsumiki cheerfully says to a gleeful Gojo "In your dreams!" The second panel shows them zoomed out with a lighting strike going through Gojo's shattered heart while Tsumiki has a cat like smile. In the third panel with a light orange background, Tsumiki is smiling while Megumi comes up behind her and asks "Why's dad crying?" /End ID]
Before this happened
Edit: It has kindly been brought to my attention that Tsumi means sin in Japanese I'm so sorry Tsumiki I should've taken five seconds to check I just wanted matching nicknames with Gumi 😭
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