#lmao at the person on my dash tonight

[mephist0phallus]

Idk I think sometimes when a trans guy is talking people listen to respond. And what they’re listening for is any indication that we’re faking it, arguing we have it worse, or crying to be let into the Club for Big People Problems. There’s enough weird fucked up abuses going on for all trans folks to get a turn talking about ours, and I’m not going to preface every sentence with that or disclaim the ways other individuals are going through worse. I’m not the Longsufferingest Man Ever but I’m not going to pretend I’m Mr Leastsufferingest.

[sege-h]

The kids are not only not alright but theyre just downright stupid rn

[devils-minion]

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[asmoshoebox]

you know i love those dash simulator posts but it would be silly to make one for bvm haha

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cashier at hot topic yesterday said he liked my shoelaces but he seemed really genuine and i was wearing my boots with the gay laces so i just fistbumped him and walked away. do i deserve to be drawn and quartered over this minor social faux pas yes or no

#prev LMFAO #keep doing it

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the only thing worse than applying for jobs is interviewing for jobs what the fuck was that phone call ??????? i swear the guy (?) sounded like they were literally dying. prolly just a smoker though 💀 i hope this gig works out man i dont feel great about it

#the good news is my bubbe is coming to see us next week :) #becks personal log

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WHY THE FUCK IS GAS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE IM GOING TO EXPLODE EVERYONE ON THIS DAMN PLANET

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they don't know this post is about the hearse running out of gas on the turnpike last week. with. you know. things. inside of it

#wtf misnis

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dude qhat if there was a way to make like. so so you knwo how money s madeup right .well wht if it was worse

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like if isnteadof it being materials we assign arbitrsry value ot based on manufactres scarcity wht if it was digital adn the value was based onlike uniqhe digital signaturess and algorthims qnd all the value came fromn specualotye invensitmetn instea d of anything REMTOELY real lmfaooooooo

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Date of Origin: March 3, 2009

#who keeps bringing this back lmao cryptocurrency is already dead

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girl help there's a cosplayer on the bus rn in FULL monster mode it's SO FUCKING COOL and also HOT

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they did like an eldritch double face thing and the makeup is impeccable, it looks so real that i just. i just wanna lick it. "i saw you from across the bus and think you're super intimidating, can i bite you?" but genuinely !!!!!!!!! also they're like suuuper gnc which makes it one morbillion times sexier. god. definitely drawing them when i get home

#woagh that sounds rad as hell. and soooo valid op #like. i just want to eat a demon out and die with its talons inside me #and frankly i dont think thats too much to ask

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"oh, i don't think you're ready yet," he says, pressing a broad, calloused finger against your dripping cunt. "i wouldn't want to hurt you, after all.....

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new blog same fat wet manhole! they will never kill me in a way that matters!

#asmo originals archive #i miss my old url smh

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rly loved the dusk over campus tonight 🦇

#omg slay #gothcore #goth #aesthetic #alt aesthetic

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bee butts. you agree. reblog.

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#bestie why are you polling tumbler about this #personally id keep it #makes a great tactile stim

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might change my name again. i like damien but it just doesnt feel like me anymore idk idk

#i dont understanddd it just feels Wrong #sometimes i feel like theres really smth wrong with me man #and not in the goth way #like im goth i know that but being a goth guy is just. blegh #goth girls just have so many more options for looks it's not fair

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We're coming.....and we hope you will too...

This Saturday at the Moonbeef Cafe in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania

#BE THERE OR BE SQUARE

[marimbles]

i started watching ouran tonight and omg i can't believe i'm watching this show. it's ridiculous but so fucking funny. i'm on ep 3 at the time of writing this but i've silently scrumpt about 10 times - eg when hikaru and kaoru saying them and haruhi should take french together and the immediate cut to tamaki sulking by a tree, and tamaki being self-aware that he and haruhi are the main characters + love interests. him loudly announcing "you boys are the homosexual supporting cast!" nearly killed me

i could do without whatever the fuck hikaru and kaoru have going on but everything else is great. thank you for putting this on my dash and i'm now seeing why this would be adrien's favourite show 🌹

FJDKDKDKD I’m so glad you’re having fun with it. it’s such a good time. I’m obsessed. Truly isn’t this the greatest screenshot in anime history

Also it’s so funny to hear you call tamaki self-aware bc technically the declaration that he and haruhi are the main characters/love interests IS self-aware, but in like the least self-aware way possible. bc he spends the majority of both the anime and manga 200% convinced that his feelings for haruhi are “fatherly” and he loves her “like a daughter.” because of family trauma you will not learn about for a while but mostly because he’s the stupidest person who ever fictionally lived!!!! As proven in that same episode when he was so confident he could trick everyone into thinking he was haruhi by wearing a dark wig despite being like two feet taller than her. lmao

HDKDDKDK I feel u about the twincest angle but honestly it stopped bothering my after a while since Hikaru and kaoru are just pretending for an audience lol. they are successfully appealing to the Sam/dean shipping demographic 😂 They are both little trickster turds who are constantly picking on tamaki but also he deserves it bc he’s literally so dumb. And also they’d both die for him with no hesitation underneath their mockery. The twins actually have a really interesting character arc, even moreso in the manga, and they became my favorites after tamaki and haruhi! I love how they start as identical in both appearance and personality but as the show goes on you see how they’re actually very different people

Feel free to update me about your watch through whenever lol! Ouran is still very much on the brain and I’m excited to talk about it with anyone who is willing hehe

[meatriarch]

overview cont. i guess lmao. no one asked but its been something in the back of my mind for a while now & i got an anon tonight telling me i come off intimidating and i feel the need to just. make note of some things so that hopefully if anyone feels a certain way with how i run this blog then like. know and understand both my side as well as that my dms / disc is open for anyone to pop into -- just obv depends on the headspace at the time.

i know this is long & am sorry if it doesnt make sense but. just setting it gently out there.

but, again, my disc ( same as my url ) is open for any mutual. its open to shoot the shit. open for plotting. open for memes. what have you. i may not always get to every message. i may not be in the headspace for certain things or certain energies. but its open for anyone as long as we are mutuals & if handles are different between here & disc then i just get a heads-up abt who you are so i know lmao

likewise, i am fairly fucking slow writing-wise and alot of that is because of offsite issues chipping into me but also because most, if not all, of the things i DO have in the inbox or drafts are from my affiliates at this time ( tho i do have some more from the archive i need to move over from a couple people ). alot of my spoons and drive to write and post is because of the dynamics and plotting built between our muses. im not a blog centered on plotting but, it does help to have a better idea on how to navigate between muses c: esp for those technically outside of my kiddos' texas canon obviously. that being said, anyone is welcome to like any inbox calls i put out there. and my inbox is always open and accepting, even if i havent reblogged prompts in a while -- i have my tag linked on my pinned and its available always & for whomever. it just comes with the understanding that i may take a while to respond to them & they may not get as expansive as some of my posts can get with my affiliates; which again, is just simply from how much we've been building together that helps with that!

on that note. my connections with my texas pals are very dear to me. both ic & ooc. as i noted in my overview post, i talk about the dynamics we've built openly and freely here because theyre so integral to my portrayals. they & their kiddos have my entire heart and i unapologetically love having fun with them and going on tangents with them and bouncing thoughts off of each others posts on the dash.

my experiences in other corners of tumby rp have not been particularly kind. and its been a long time since ive felt comfortable especially ooc with writing partners. and i understand if i may come across closed off or intimidating or unapproachable. i understand if i also come across partial to them / play favorites because frankly... i am. i do. thats because they've built bonds not just between characters but also with me. ill be very transparent and say that i am very particular in who i get close with and that translates into here too. but thats also just something that easily can also happen with literally anyone. again i do understand if i come across closed off in any sense but genuinely? im not scary and i have options open for continuing to grow more connections with people c: theyre open always. what im not going to do, however, purely out of personal experience is chase after interactions. the last fandoms i wrote in i did so and it wore me down into my last hiatus. i will show equal enthusiasm to whats given. but i wont fish for it, either. its just not my cup of tea.

i like to think im fairly patient and understanding in a lot, probably moreso than i should in some cases -- sincerely though if theres issues know that im fine with it being brought up. but im also not going to be welcoming nor tolerate my boundaries being disregarded or disrespected, im already dealing with that with an offsite friend. not dealing with it here. i do not like feeling so uncomfortable existing on my own blog or in my own disc. and i get that already with my personal disc & this offsite friend in particular. im not dealing with it here too.

which on that note, i also wont be receptive with issues regarding what i post, what i talk about, who i write with, who i choose as affiliates or mains or w/e. my blog & my dash are my safe & comfort zones and these muses often help me alot with navigating when my headspace is at a fucked up level. if any of that is a concern yes youre welcome to come to me and talk it over but end of the day? my comfort & mental state is a priority to me. if thats ever an issue i truly would just recommend you do what you feel is best for you. everyone existing on this hell-plane are entitled on curating their space in whatever manner they see fit.

again. i promise im not scary. im not an ass. but i do curate my space to be in my best interest and at my age & experience across the 10+ yrs ive been rping on and off here, ive seen alot, heard alot, experienced alot. i do apologize however if i do come across unapproachable or intimidating. i do apologize if i seem closed off to only a select few. i dont mind if you follow / we're mutuals solely just to keep up with what i write! thats completely okay too and i thank those who are <3 but if i seem unapproachable i literally just gently gesture again to my disc or prompts tag etc! i welcome any to get to know myself or my muses. regardless of how much time has passed since following one another. just again, comes with the understanding that my social battery & headspace often does work against me. and thats not personal against anyone, ever.

[vtmgremlin]

For the OC ask! Tell me about your boy Blake 🥰 2. What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them? 18. Is your OC more cold and detached or up close and personal?

HI!! thank you so much for asking questions!! TT ATT)/!! I tend to write alot, so I included a readmore so I don't clog up anyone's dash sdkjnsdf

(these were so frickin fun!! thank you again!!)

2. What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them? 

Dkfjgnfdj A small list!

1.) He’s pretty sarcastic and loves a good joke! He also has that dad/uncle humor for sure. He tends to crack himself up the most honestly.

2.) He can come off very “aloof” at times as he is often lost in thought, but those thoughts are usually along the lines of, “Did I leave out the trash tonight?” “Man, I need to clean my ears.” “Damn, I wonder if I could make that jump…”, etc LMAO

3.) Blake loves to read actually! He’s not a scholar by any means but reading is fun to him. (If you take him to a store you would often find him reading labels of products and things, just cause!).

And Lastly (for now hehe)

4.) He likes to listen to Jimmy Buffet when he drives sometimes! Makes being an undead blood sucker kinda funny to him (also Margaritaville slaps).

18. Is your OC more cold and detached or up close and personal?

I think he picks between these options depending on who he’s dealing with (I.E Kindred or Kine!). For Kine (mortals) it’s usually more close (though not necessarily personal). Maybe a…detached but close type of dynamic?

Meaning he would not be personal with them (like emotionally, etc.) but close in the sense of understanding and more consideration (if that makes sense!). Keeping kine at a reasonable distance! This is mostly because despite being Kindred himself, he is still just a neonate and finds humanity still close enough to rationalize and sympathize with.

Whereas for Kindred, it’s far more cold and detached. Though, never usually in a hostile way right off the bat (unless the other has done something to warrant that reaction from him, of course). However, he is more prepared for negative repercussions for interacting with other kindred (so keeping Kindred in sight but never closing the gap between them unless it is absolutely unavoidable, like jobs or joining factions, etc.) 

A lot of that sentiment comes from his sire mostly, as he taught him to always expect something foul from other licks, even if they seem like they’re your best buddies. This also goes without saying that his sire probably instilled that notion from the very moment he was embraced so LMFAO

Though overall, I see Blake as someone that could become very close and personal eventually, the cards just need to be in place for it to happen is all!

[harrylights]

Sending this to all my favourite people and/or blogs. You make me smile and i’m grateful for you. I love seeing you on my dash! Pass it on if you want and also, write 3 things that have made you happy today and/or this week. Thank you for existing 🩷🤍💖💐🌹🍀🌻✨

SHANI IM SO SORRY I RESPONDED TO THIS IN MY HEAD AND JUST REALIZED THAT WASNT REALITY FHDHJSHDDJSS

you’re seriously the sweetest ilysm and this put a huge smile on my face when i first read it and again now as well even tho i’m an idiot 🫶🩵

three things: 1) continuing to learn the choreography to bye bye bye - nsync lmao 2) talking to the one other queer person in my art therapy class about crocheting aaand 3) starting another crochet project instead of resorting to Worse coping mechanisms tonight :”)

[docnefarious]

GEEZE, there's so much I want to so say but I don't know how! Like, I think you're an amazing, cool and super fun person, and I love your blog. Not to mention your writing is just absolute ~perfection~. I get so excited and happy whenever I see one of your responses on the dash, they can be so damn funny. Literally the best Nefarious.

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Oh my gosh okay I just had to answer this when I saw ya in my inbox xDD And hnng, I ABSOLUTELY LOVE WRITING WITH YOU TOO!! ♥ You were one of the first blogs that welcomed me when I started this blog up again!! And I'm so happy we're both still doing our shenanigans!!

Vendra and Nefarious are so iconic to me on this blog 😂 flkjs They bring me such joy. I love them getting on each other's nerves, and then poor Neftin is just watching them feud together and waiting for Ven to make him snap again x'DD it's gonna happen

I've actually got that holiday prank ask in my queue, and i'm just gonna publish it tonight too lmao. Thanks for being such a great writing partner!!!

[kingdomoftyto]

Gravity Falls is real good, but it's a longer show that isn't always on brand for Halloween. Personally, I think Over the Garden Wall is much more intentionally spooky. I'd say watch Over the Garden Wall, then if watching an episode out of order wouldn't bother you, hit the Summerween episode of Gravity Falls.

I think everyone must be in agreement, judging by the poll lmao

I knew OtGW was the one that was actually seasonally fitting, but I'll be honest I still expected a closer race with all the GF I've been seeing on my dash since the book(?) came out recently.

I'll definitely start OtGW as soon as I get a free minute, hopefully tonight after work >:3

[hiodoshi-ao]

Overwhelmed with how amazing today already is and I'm feeling extremely physically ill atm... LmAO Just rolling with it. 😵‍💫

I'm sad I didn't prepare anything for Louis' birthday... I wish I did. Maybe next year if I'm still in the fandom. I might be. I've always low-key been a Louie. You can maybe see his pretty face's influence on the fan art I've drawn of anime boys 😎

I'll be sharing other people's works later maybe today!!! I'm so proud of all the creators in our fandom as well. I was wondering if this fandom was still alive until I ran into a random YouTube comment.

Excuse me, I feel so delirious from how sick I feel. So surprisingly happy too?? I'd take medicine but I've already been taking ibuprofen and acetaminophen almost every day due to other pains... I caught something from my best friend this time. LOL 😅 All the mental pain from this year and the years of holiday trauma didn't prepare me for tonight. I really don't expect anything?? 😭

Another thing, I have some request art for people that I wanted to take care of in 2 days... I almost made it but the last few days were... Extremely heavy and toxic, I'm sorry. I was asking people to request me, too. I'm so embarrassed, but life can be a rollercoaster like that I suppose... 🙁 If either of the two lovely people are reading this, YOU'LL BE HEARING FROM ME SOON HOPEFULLY 😭

All my amazing mooties, artists, writers, editors, and absolutely hILAROUS people I follow, and the people who liked my personal posts before, the people who've been so nice to me here... You have no idea how much you've brightened my asocial ass life. If I sound like a broken record, it's because I am. I really need to reach out to people more, but It's so difficult for me to 🥲

Whether you post(ed) something earlier in the year, today, later, know that I love you, I love you, I love yooouu, thank you for brightening our dashes with your posts!! I'm so proud of you. You have no idea! 🥰

Anyway... because Idk how to change the topic 😓

My sis & I are both sober hobby artists, btw lol

What sprung these feelings... Not the the holiday spirit, tbh, not LOUIS FUCKING TOMLINSON'S BIRTHDAY. (IT'S ADDING TO IT NOW THOUGH LMAO 😭😭😭)

I listened to one of the most engaging & fun No Sleep Podcasts with my sister. It's 1am now but I'll be up for a little longer because she asked. It's all horror. Lol The last one we listened to hit so close to home at one point, but I couldn't completely focus because I was so shook at how my line art was coming out?? I made one of my life achievements before the year ended?? Like wHAT?? IT'S AN X-MAS EVE MIRACLE 😭😭😭

Gonna try to keep it up when I feel less sick... and a lil during. ✌️🤪 I HOPE THIS MEANS YOU ALL WILL GET MORE ART FROM ME??! That's so exciting?? I wanna be more proud of myself on my art journey next year... Once I find a job, a therapist and get on meds again, maybe that could be a reality for me...

My sister also made the most lovely gift for someone on the spot. She doesn't see how absolutely adorable & beautiful it is, but I do. I took some pics cuz it was that satisfying to look at?? I WANNA MAKE FANART OF IT.

We both need to believe in ourselves more... Gonna show her the photos of the cow I took in a couple of months. I hope she sees what I see some day. That's one of my holiday wishes 🥺

[alltimefanfiction]

Off niche kink November I would love to read about 1,4,5,6,8,9,10,14 and 20 just to name a few 🙈 I’m shameful but I do love a good fisting story and to name one @neon-danger Starcrossed Lovers has a fisting challenge that I love

Anon is referring to this post.

Hell yeah!!! I'm proof-reading my Callakarth fic that fits 1 right now to get it posted tonight. I have ideas for several other of those numbers too, for this fandom, but it's really nothing concrete and not a massive priority so I would heavily encourage other writers to have a go if they're considering anything kinky. I made a post here on my new writing blog about the ones I'd like to complete eventually if anyone's interested.

Starcrossed Lovers™ for anyone who wants to read it (although I don't know which chapter has the fisting).

I also am still proud of the fisting fic I wrote years back, there's a couple of little inaccuracies but overall I think it holds up: Your Whole Hand. I don't know of any others in the fandom though so... writers. Come on. Let's get 'er done.

And lastly, if we're talking ones we'd personally like to see... I'd love for anyone to do any of them if that's where their interest lies, I would still read it and be supportive. But I would especially love to see someone tackle 1 (who isn't me lmao), 4, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10 (on the breeding end rather than pregnancy), 11, 13, 15, 17 (tickling), 22 (uniforms), 23, 26, 28, 30 (emetophilia, but with the specification of water-only vomit otherwise I won't be able to read it [or something else extremely specific that I'm not going to put here because I think it's way too far to put on the dash]).

ok i'm done now back to editing byeeeeeee

-Eve

*ahem* The Bandana Code features 1, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10, 12, 14, 22, 23, and 30 although jokingly and not actually. I go off about this fic series A LOT but it's a fave so I'm not going to be shutting up about it anytime soon.

Big fan of kinky shit and would love to read more!

- Molli

[theyarebothgunshot]

girllll what do u know about jensen and misha living together i literally never seem to find the actual receipts

well thats probably because actual receipts would be close to outing them.

[possum-tooth]

hey btw sorry to anyone following me thats sick of destiel already but i will not stop

[gingeralepdf]

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[gregtom]

hi if you think smiths fans “completely ignore” morrissey’s views then you’re completely ignoring reality lmao