#lloyds bank coprolite

[bigmickswingin]

The largest human coprolite (fossilized turd) we have is an impressive 8in long and 2in in diameter, the depositor was riddled with intestinal parasites, a Viking living in, or at least shitting at one time, the settlement of Jórvík, present day York.

It was found in 1972 under a site which was to become a Loyds Bank on Pavement street. 2in may not sound like much, but, for reference, that's about the length of a business card, or the diameter of a coke can at the lid.

Just imagine passing a coke can through your asshole, and you may get an idea of what that person was doing, and what further untold experience a Valhalla dooker would be.

Finding the maximum dilation limit has proved less straight forward than I expected, however an estimate I am seeing often is 5-8 inches, or in other sources, about 7 inches (an estimate I have heard before) so, it stands to reason, that a Valhalla turd would have to exceed this to the point of like a catastrophic rupture of the anal sphincter.

There's your butthole facts for the day, I hope we're taking notes.

Imagine unexpectedly popping up in Valhalla with your pants around your ankles because just half a minute ago you were taking a shit so bad that the Viking gods decided that it should count as dying in battle.

[hobbygilda]

The largest known human excrement was discovered in 1972 in an ancient Viking settlement in York, England.

At 20 centimetres long and 5 in width, this coprolite is approximately 1200 years old and is fossilized.

Analysis indicated that his owner had a diet based on meat and bread, in addition to intestinal infections from parasites.

This finding provides key information about the diet and health of the Vikings who inhabited the region in the 9th century.

Nicknamed the Coprolito of Lloyds Bank, it is considered a unique archaeological treasure in the study of Viking life.

Currently, it is exhibited at the JORVIK Viking Center in York, where it has become an unusual attraction.

This discovery, although peculiar, helps to better understand the history and lifestyles of ancient societies.

[67-romeo]

The largest known human excrement was discovered in 1972 in an ancient Viking settlement in York, England.

At 20 centimetres long and 5 in width, this coprolite is approximately 1200 years old and is fossilized.

Analysis indicated that his owner had a diet based on meat and bread, in addition to intestinal infections from parasites.

This finding provides key information about the diet and health of the Vikings who inhabited the region in the 9th century.

Nicknamed the Coprolito of Lloyds Bank, it is considered a unique archaeological treasure in the study of Viking life.

Currently, it is exhibited at the JORVIK Viking Center in York, where it has become an unusual attraction.

This discovery, although peculiar, helps to better understand the history and lifestyles of ancient societies.

[tentacion3099]

This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000.

It is officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

[mikeepoo]

"This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000". The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history. At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank. The huge poo had another red-letter moment in 1991 when dung scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.” Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems. Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired. The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.

[msvblight]

Lloyds Bank Coprolite

i don’t think this one belongs alongside my actual insane recipe collection but i needed to share because i cant even begin to fathom the types of bathroom exploding once-a-month shits these people are having

[bchistory25]

هذه هي أكبر قطعة براز بشرية متحجرة تم العثور عليها في التاريخ.

كانت ملكًا لمحارب فايكنج مريض في القرن التاسع الميلادي، وقد قُدرت قيمتها بـ 39000 دولار .

قطعة البراز الكبيرة "الثمينة"، والمعروفة رسميًا باسم Lloyds Bank Coprolite، وتعني كلمة "Coprolite" بالإنجليزية ببساطة البراز المتحجر ، أما Lloyds banks فهي ضفة نهر بيورك في إنجلترا : bank = ضفة نهر.

تم اكتشاف العينة التي يبلغ طولها 8 بوصات وعرضها 2 بوصة في يورك شمال غرب إنجلترا عام 1972 من قبل عمال البناء أثناء بناء فرع لويدز تي إس بي، في منطقة تاريخية كان يحكمها ذات يوم المحاربون النورديون الفايكينغ خلال غزوهم لإنجلترا خلال القرن التاسع الميلادي .

كان لقطعة البراز الضخمة هذه لحظة أخرى مهمة في عام 1991 عندما قام عالم الروث الدكتور أندرو جونز بتقييم القطعة قائلاً : "هذه هي القطعة الأكثر إثارة من البراز التي رأيتها في حياتي "، قال لصحيفة وول ستريت جورنال في ذلك الوقت. "بطريقتها الخاصة، فهي لا يمكن تعويضها و بالتالي فبالنسبة لي هي كجواهر التاج الملكي ".

تمكن علماء الحفريات القديمة من تمييز الكثير من الرواسب الضخمة في البراز ، بما في ذلك التوصل إلى حقيقة أن صاحبها كان يأكل حمية من اللحوم والخبز في الغالب و أنه كان محارب فايك��نغ عاش في القرن التاسع الميلادي تقريبًا، وكان لديه أمعاء مليئة بالطفيليات ذات المصدر المائي على الأغلب بسبب شرب مياه نهر قريب .في الواقع، وجد أن السماد كان موبوءًا ببيض الديدان السوطية ودودة الفم و الدود الشريطي ، مما يشير إلى أن محارب الفايكنج هذا كان يعاني غالبًا من اضطراب في المعدة ومشاكل أخرى في الجهاز الهضمي.

اليوم، توجد هذه القطعة الأثرية في صندوق زجاجي في مركز جورفيك للفايكنج، بيورك، إنجلترا؛ حيث أسقطه الزوار في عام 2003، مما أدى إلى كسرها إلى ثلاث قطع. وقد تم إصلاحها منذ ذلك الحين.

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في حالة نشره يرجى إعطاء ال credit للصفحة أو القناة.

[formularunning]

🔸"Este es el excremento humano fosilizado más grande jamás encontrado. Perteneció a un vikingo enfermo en el siglo IX d.C. y está valorado en 39.000 dólares".

La gran y “preciosa” caca, oficialmente conocida como Lloyds Bank Coprolite,

la palabra "coprolita" simplemente significa estiércol fosilizado. Este tronco de 1200 años se cree que es el más grande registrado en la historia de la humanidad.

El espécimen, de 8 pulgadas de largo y 2 pulgadas de ancho, fue descubierto en York, al noroeste de Inglaterra, en 1972 por trabajadores de la construcción durante la construcción de una sucursal de Lloyds TSB, en un área que alguna vez estuvo gobernada por guerreros nórdicos. Toma su nombre de la institución Lloyds Bank.

La enorme caca tuvo otro momento destacado en 1991, cuando el científico del estiércol Dr. Andrew Jones evaluó la pieza en nombre del seguro. "Este es el excremento más emocionante que he visto en mi vida", dijo al Wall Street Journal en ese momento. "A su manera, es tan irremplazable como las Joyas de la Corona".

Los paleoscatólogos han podido discernir mucho del depósito, incluido que su productor comía principalmente carne y pan era probablemente un vikingo, vivió aproximadamente en el siglo IX d.C. y tenía el estómago lleno de parásitos. De hecho, se descubrió que el estiércol estaba infestado de huevos de tricocéfalo y gusano de las fauces, lo que sugiere que el vikingo a menudo tenía malestar estomacal y otros problemas gastrointestinales.

Hoy en día, el tronco reside en una caja de cristal en el Jorvik Viking Centre, York, Inglaterra; donde, en 2003, los visitantes lo dejaron caer, rompiéndolo en tres pedazos. Desde entonces ha sido reparado.

El Centro se enorgullece de llamarse a sí mismo el lugar de descanso final del excremento, e incluso organizó un taller virtual en febrero llamado “¡Día de la Caca!” en el que los fanáticos aprendieron sobre el significado del estiércol.

[artorojo]

🔸"This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite,

the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

The huge poo had another red-letter moment in 1991 when dung scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.

The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance.

© New York Post

[sparklypersonbagelexpert]

"This is the largest fossilized human turd ever found. It belonged to a sick Viking in the 9th Century AD, and has been valued at $39,000".

The large, “precious” Poop, officially known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite,

the word “Coprolite” simply meaning fossilized dung. This 1200 year old log that is thought to be the largest recorded in human history.

At 8 inches long and 2 inches wide, specimen was discovered, in York northwest England in 1972 by construction workers during the building of a Lloyds TSB branch, in an area once ruled by Norse warriors. It takes its name from institution Lloyds Bank.

The huge poo had another red-letter moment in 1991 when dung scientist Dr. Andrew Jones appraised the piece in the name of insurance. “This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told the Wall Street Journal at the time. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

Paleoscatologists have been able to discern much from the girthy deposit, including that its producer ate mostly meat and bread was likely a Viking, lived in approximately the 9th Century AD, and had a gut full of parasites. Indeed, the manure was found to be infested with Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting the Viking often had an upset stomach and other gastrointestinal problems.

Today, the log resides in a glass box at the Jorvik Viking Centre, York, England; where, in 2003, visitors dropped it, breaking it into three pieces. It has since been repaired.

The Centre is proud to call itself the turd’s final resting place, even hosting a virtual workshop in February called “Poo Day!” in which fans learned about the dung’s significance. 

© New York Post

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[chaotic-archaeologist]

Ambien Reid, what do you think about the lloyds bank coprolite? (Pls google it its great)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lloyds_Bank_coprolite I would like it very migh if my poop got that fanous

-Areid