#llama-no-drama

[runixa]

My no drama llama is finally done (unless someone has suggestions on tassel placement)

Just in time for her to go to her new home on Saturday

[skumhuu]

Proshipper = you're against censorship and harassment over fiction & curate your experience on the internet to have a healthy distance from things that make you uncomfortable

Antishipper = you're okay and even encourage harassment towards "freaks" and "weirdos" society deems acceptable to hurt

[neongreenllama]

one day remus finds out sirius and james have been fucking here and there and to sirius he's like "you've been cheating on me this whole time???" and sirius is like "what?? no!! I would never!!!" and remus is like "well i know about you and james so explain that!" and sirius is like "well yeah but that's james. you know james doesn't count, it's JAMES, we've been fucking ever since sixth grade, it's a friendship service! IT'S JAMES!!" and they fight about it for a bit because remus thinks he should be mad but secretly he's not, secretly he's thinking "actually, that's kinda hot, and actually, he's right, it is james, and actually. actually i would like to see it." and anyway, that's how wolfstarbucks got together

[mysticwinterkit]

Putting out the worlds most unpopular post for anyone who needs to hear it:

Nobody needs to be shamed for wondering what kind of content creator they're supporting after the message today.

It's perfectly valid to post your feelings and speculations on tumblr. Blogs are not that serious.

Content creators not just public figures, they're influencers who absolutely can and should be held to some standard of ethical behavior by the fans. That standard is for you to choose. They have gone out of their way to craft a wholesome, family-friendly environment and wondering if that's genuine or what their standards are is legitimate. You don't need to censor yourself to save anyone else's discomfort.

Also, the wording of the statement made by Hermitcraft was pretty clear that Iskall was in a quit or be fired position. There was some accusation, whether it be about his actions or beliefs and they confronted him about it and decided he shouldn't stay on HC. No one needs to be an ostrich and stick their head in the sand about him "choosing to leave". If he was just quitting they wouldn't have to make a statement about responding seriously to complaints they received. This is also confirmed by the vault hunters streamers leaving his server. Saying "we know nothing" is not true, we know this: he said or did something, and because of it they don't want to work with him anymore.

If you want permission to talk about it, take mine.

Also Mumbo is scrubbing Iskall from his channel, so there's that.

[thestarfishface]

On the one hand I do not want to make a video recounting the story of how me and my childhood best friend broke up, for a number of reasons including not wanting to dredge up old drama.

On the other, I broke up with my best friend of 12+ years over deviantArt llamas, and after having ~15 years to emotionally recover from that incident, the story is so fucking funny.

[8pxl]

Hi! I’ve been a huge fan of your art work for ages, so when you said you’re on bluesky now I just had to finally make an account and follow you over there too! And honestly I’m loving it! It turns out a lot of my favorite creators are there, with more joining all the time. And it’s so refreshingly kind and hopeful, especially with all the ways you can keep your feed free of people who are hateful bigots!

I’m sorry you had to deal with all these anons being weird about you and bluesky. I’m not surprised it happened, but it still must be annoying and disheartening for you, to be sure. However, it also made me realize that I had never written to you before and that now would be the perfect time!

So thank you for sharing your amazing art, thank you for curating a happy and loving space for fans of your work, and thank you for getting me to finally join bluesky!

aw this is so sweet!! thank you for supporting my art for so long 💕

i’m really glad you’ve enjoyed bluesky so far, i really am enjoying it and i think it’ll stick around this time.

[go-see-a-starwar]

Insanely jealous of this llama

[greeneyessmize]

Lol, here I am, another wife on Tumblr with a husband saying he would not have been pissed with me if we had been Penelope & Colin. Hubs also said she didn't write anything untrue, just that Colin didn't like being called on his bullshit.

I still maintain that Colin Bridgerton is a sweet sensitive overreacting drama llama, but I still love him. Pen really has far more patience than I. I am direct and will not let conflicts fester lol. We are talking until there isn't anything left to say and shit is settled.

I would have at least gotten his stupid stubborn butt back into bed for sleep, instead of him sulking dramatically on the settee for who knows how many nights. Which would have only led to him getting increasingly more recalcitrant and overwrought.

And like... maybe talking would have taken them at least 50% out of this conflict? Like if she could have told Colin why she did not directly say Marina was pregnant in some detail or why she called out Eloise like she did? He might have understood her better than her clipped defenses to his yelling in the middle if the street would have ever allowed. Also, how many times did the girl have to apologize? She got nothing for being truly penitent.

Anyways.... that went long. Lol

[felixisourayofsunshine]

Stray Kids

Stray Kids in compliment battle by teen vouge.

[mjrtaurus]

Monkey D. Dragon always either looks like he has a migraine or is plotting to rob you at knifepoint in a dark alleyway and there is no inbetween.

[lazywitchling]

Oh Don’s got a banishing technique that “might have started off as a bit of an internet joke”.

Don, is it from Tumblr again? It’s from Tumblr again isn’t it.

Yeah, it’s banging pots and pans together and cursing.

Alright, that’s vague enough that I’m not adding it to his hbomberguy file, but my man, you have GOT to stop deciding that blogs are good enough to take from but not to source. Fuck off.

[salternateunreality2]

He knows.

Pumpkin, I don't think it's exactly a secret how much you love this man:

This skrunkly birb man

This unholy terror birb

This drama llama with a thing for red

Do pumpkins come in red?

Well then.

[skumhuu]

To the askers in my inbox. I appreciate trying to keep people safe, but it's literally the type of thing the people you're calling out are doing. That's wrong. Please don't put callouts in my inbox in the hopes that I will publish it. My blocklist is between me, a small council of friends, and my cats.

Tho, if this fucker starts shit I'm reserving the right to tell them to fuck off. Investigate me, or anyone here? Over fiction? I'm going to vague you. Fuck off. Stay safe of course, but fuck off. I'm not playing anymore. You come after me, or someone vulnerable to harassment, I'll fuck you up (aka yell at you)

[neongreenllama]

thinking about how sirius probably didn't know how to cook or do chores at all until he lived with the potters and effie tought him how to do his laundry and how to make all their family recipes and it became a comfort to him to do chores and prepare homecooked meals even after he moved out

[thebibliosphere]

Huh. I forgot there was a reason I switched to building/strategy games a few years back.

The adrenaline I was getting from playing Dishonored (sneaky fun times! try not to get caught or you get stabbed!) triggered such a strong stress response my mast cells decided I was in danger, and now I have hives and a POTS headache.

... absolutely worth it. I will now, however, be playing farming simulators for a while. Just to calm things down 😂

[dcvidsrossi]

Now that they've run out of Dave's ex-wives to bring back and have him fall in love with, they're bringing back Gideon's ex-wife?