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Plot Armor? In this economy?
One day the Joker dies. It's not a violent death by any means. It wasn't an intentional murder. It had been in public. The man had simply slipped and fallen funny. That was all. Yet people couldn't believe it. How could someone who had done all sorts of death defying feats and stunts go out in such a underwhelming way?
It's really just coincidence that a certain halfa is visiting Gotham at the same time… right?
Otherwise known as: Danny absorbs all the Gotham Rogues' plot armor thanks to presence alone so now whenever they try stupid shit they finally start seeing some consequences.
#dpxdc#dpxdc prompt#migrating over from discord#i have two modes#angst#and angst but make it crack#how do you think ll's ascent was created?
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another portal-related au i like thinking about-
ford gets stuck in the multiverse again, but this time fiddleford is able to put together a little drone to send into a rift and go find him. they can't go get him themselves, but they can keep on an eye on him with the drone. it has some sort of radio (because normal radios should not be able to reach that far) attached so they can talk to him (this gets broken after a while :[), and a toggleable light so they can help him find his way around, and a secret little weapon so they can attack and distract anything that tries to hurt him. most of the time its fiddleford and stan manning the drone, but every now and then the niblings and even soos and wendy show up to keep him company
ford has conflicting feelings about the drone. he's so happy it's there, he's so happy he doesn't have to go through this all alone again, but...he also doesn't want his loved ones to see the kind of things he had to do to survive in the multiverse. the kind of things he had to go through. he doesn't want them to see the violence and the pain and the blood and the biting, scratching, hitting, kicking, tearing, ripping, killing, killing-
he doesn't want them to see him- not here
#also ford being way too casual about things that happen and stan not liking that#ford: (falls through a rift accidentally and cracks his head against a rock as he tumbles to the ground)#stan: holy shit are you okay??? fuck we really should have stocked this thing with some medical supplies fuck fuck fuck-#ford: i don't know what you're so worried about this hadplens 'll th'time#stan: ...six buddy you're slurring your words. and you said happens wrong#ford: mnhg
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Every so often I think about Lizzie in Last Life and how she just didn’t know what was going on, she didn’t understand.
Mostly everyone else had gone through the cycle already, they had an idea of what to expect and what things would or wouldn’t work, what you should or shouldn’t prioritize. Lizzie was operating blindly. She spent time making a ring of trees and a wooden house and that was her main base, and somehow she secured the allyship of Ren, BigB and Cleo, gained several extra lives from You Bet Your Life. She was doing alright actually
And then BigB happened. And Lizzie, unofficially the leader of that group, was trying so hard to keep her alliance together. She understood how it drives you mad being the boogeyman, how your heart pounds and your mouth is dry and your hands keep twitching towards a sword or a crossbow. She empathizes with Cleo, who had been betrayed by someone she trusted and cared about. Lizzie knew Cleo, but she didn’t know Cleo and couldn’t have known how the betrayal would wreck her trust with the whole alliance.
Then Cleo burns down Lizzie’s whole fort. And Lizzie and BigB move into Ren’s yard. And she’s got to keep going, keep quiet even when Ren invites Martyn to come replace Cleo and gives them silly nicknames like nothing ever happened.
And once she’s red, it’s not uncontained bloodlust, she has a specific hitlist. This time, the bloodlust is less frantic. It’s calmer, it lets her take her time and plan how to feed it.
Then she dies and she is still confused. She doesn’t know that Bdubs had made a deal with his old team, doesn’t know he’s got a life waiting for him if he takes hers. In her eyes, she was just murdered randomly.
#traffic smp#last life smp#last life lizzie#her story in ll is so interesting to me and it’s so underrated I think#she was in a good position for a while until it all just fell apart#ig the same vibes apply to Mumbo but I didn’t watch his pov#not Pearl tho she went crazy with it and cracked 4th on her first go round
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I haven't been depressed enough to listen to mitski lately but god i miss that women so today was the mf ing day lets go
This is my mitski playlist btw nothing special except for mitski herself
#mitski#mitski is amazing#what she makes is actual art#lush mitski#retired from sad new career in business#the land is inhospitable and so are we#bury me at makeout creek#puberty 2#my all time fav will always be brand new city#i feel that deep in my bones i fear#my life is losing momentum? yea unfortunately#if i gave up on being pretty i wouldnt know how to be alive#i should move to a brnad new city teach myself how to _#this is womenhood#also i was living in a brand new city last year thinking i should just yk#im so mentally stable#anyways#crack baby is a second#also smt that should get more recognition#remember my name#be the cowboy#be the cowboy fellas#live laugh mitski#am i a person or just a bunch of mitski lyrics glued together#guess we ll never know#Spotify
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I'm literally watching my apartment fall apart around me lmao
#the roof is getting to the point where we definitely need to call the landlord now (there's been a crack since we moved in 2018)#it's not leaking but i think it will this winter#the neighbour also has a damaged ceiling still and he took the LL to the LTB over it and it's still not fixed so....#i'm expecting to get renovicted when i mention it finally#i have roaches i have mice i have a hole forming in the kitchen ceiling and water damage from the hot water tank line in the other corner#there's a spot in the bedroom that's decaying because the AC is leaking into the brick wall (the AC is glued into the window)#one of our clothing bars fell out of the wall last week we have to plaster the wall before we can think of rehanging#and i'm unemployed still !!!!! the thought of moving is daunting but the thought of even APPLYING to places is frightening bc of this#not to mention we're paying like 1700 for a 2bed and 1 beds are like 2500 now
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21 + Pearl for the ask game!
21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?
Pearl is one of my favorite guys to write because she’s one of my favorite guys in general, and every aspect of her character is fun to portray. It’s impossible to pick just one favorite, but something I love exploring is Pearl’s sense of loyalty, especially in the Life Series, where it’s such an integral part of her arc as a whole and how it’s simultaneously a great trait to have and yet has caused Pearl so much pain, either through denying her a team to be loyal to or her outliving the rest of her team entirely
(Ask game)
#lonliness seeps through every crack of her loyalty of course—rarely is a trait completely isolated—but in the spirit of picking just one!#oh life series pearl my beloved lone wolf#but ough. the progression of a tight allyship in ll that ends in pearl in the final four but not outliving scott#to being completely abandoned in dl save for her beloved tilly and ending up winning#to trying to help her ally win in liml and while bigb never betrays her he dies first#to finally in sl outliving her mounders but helping scar win—other outcast whose loneliness pearl reconized in dl self#i’ve said all of this before without the restrictions of the tag character limit but you get the gist of it#also every time i write her i’m just going ‘omg yay pearl i love her’ the whole time#and hi nine :)#asks#mutuals
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#springtrap#fnaf#Elizabeth ll#the queen of england#sans#sans undertale#op#does this count as selfcest?#kit kat#candy#crack#this is a cry for help#mpreg#ao3 forgive me#male pregnancy#male pregnancy across the board#tumblr#piss kink
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ahiru and freya?
They're just very cutesy and very sweet not much to say. Two little oddballs <3
#answer#nineevees#except freya is a genuine weirdgirl and duck is just kinda awkward sometimes#a lot of their dynamic i think would be#duck; endlessly bewildered and charmed by freya's behavior#and freya; simply on cloud nine. her frontal cortext is just dedicated to garden and gf<3<3<3 and all is so simple and perfect#which begs the question of how well she handles things when they're not simple and perfect#i think freya is an airhead. i think she struggles a bit with understanding ppl#thus her love of plants#fellow living things she doesnt need to try to understand - she can just follow a set of rules to care for them and they;ll thrive#and never ask for more of her#oh boy i think i cracked it.#you know that moment when a side character becomes more in your brain? yeag#freya#duck#freyahiru
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Hey everyone how are you doing today because I'm uh. I'm??? I'm.
:^)
Yeah I'm!! really Going Through It, holy fuck
#ignore me#Tyto listens to WtNV#I've passed the point I originally stopped back in the day so this is all new to me#me after episode 100 (an ignorant fool): WOW there sure has been a lot of plot-heavy stuff happening but that was a nice repreive. I bet we#'ll have a few chill episodic fillers before we get back into another huge plot thing :)#Fink and Cranor: lol. lmao even.#I mean FUCK we barely had time to blink before [REDACTED] died!!!! that would have been earth-shattering enough on its own!!!!!! T_T#and then before anyone's had time to recover from that suddenly REALITY IS CRACKING APART AT THE SEAMS in a way that is somehow#JUST AS IF NOT MORE UPSETTING than when the city had to fend off a LITERAL DEMON attempting to drag them all into nothingness!!#it's less direct terror and more overpowering dread in this case but oh my god the DESPERATION in Cecil's pleas at the end of ''Cal''!!!#he's so afraid of the others abandoning the city but he wants THIS reality!!#THIS is the version of his life that has Carlos and Janice and all his other precious memories in it...!!! GUH#I'm losing my everloving mind over the last few episodes if you couldn't tell#and the next one's title. god. GOD. and he opens the announcements by saying 'hey if you're new maybe dont start with this one' which is 8^)
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#gyaa rambles#type moon#fate/stay night#fate#unlimited blade works#ubw#lord el melloi ll#lord el melloi ii case files#el melloi#waver velvet#atrum galliasta#explaining why i ship waver and atrum to my friend who hasnt read el melloi has been a trip man#sanda was insane for doing that with atrum#like wow really went out of your way to make me care about him huh#also i made this meme before i came up with the crack ship#anyways i have many feelings on their friendship 😭#fsn
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@cheatdeaths ha respondido a tu publicación:
bet u i can make u a better one!!!!!
!!!
“...You can? Show me.”
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"Real shit."
#play the hero ;; olympia#into the sunset ;; crack#feel the sunshine ;; dash comm#fuck this shit we writin' dra//gon ba//ll in this bitch#this shit aint nothing to me man go big or go home
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It's a shame what happened in Galar ...
I would've done so much better with Eternatus in my more capable hands 🤔
#crack. » .004 ✦#what? galar was almost plunged into an apolocolypse?#*apocalypse i can t spe ll#...sure but think about all that energy output--
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Seriously dead eyes anyone who even dares to make eyes at the man advertising himself as the SLUTTY BARD MAN.
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if everyone hate him why he stay winning --
#crack //#dash commentary //#this just means sh*ll*n has taste and style and isn't a fool.#which is v. marvelous of her 10/10 his favorite mentee don'ttell the others--
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Munch , munch.
Eats magic gems like their candy
#・。 * 。 ☆ * :: (( crack ))#・。 * 。 ☆ * :: yumiella dolkness#i have icons for her suffer know#i have been enabled and she will bother Ll you people -
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