#lizzo good as hell

[liyazaki]

vague posts can be annoying, but I'm making an exception for posterity: as of today, a traumatic, time-consuming ordeal that's taken up years of my life- & kept me off Tumblr a lot this year dealing with it- is finally, finally over.

I know it can feel so much easier to stay where things are comfortable, known, "safe"- even when it's killing you. but your happiness- your mental health & well being? it's everything. we've got one shot at this beautiful mess called life, so if you've been looking for a sign- consider this it.

your gut isn't lying to you.

you feel the way you do for a reason.

you deserve to feel safe, loved & content. you deserve peace. you deserve joy.

please: fight for yourself even when it feels impossible because you. are. worth it.

I don't know what you're going through, but if you feel like you have no one? know I'm cheering you on from my gay little corner of the internet.

[frankbelloriley]

Just a friendly reminder that you do not know celebrities in person, and the image they give the public is carefully curated by a team of publicists with a collective salary in the millions of dollars.

[magicalmusicaltour]

@doyourememberrocknrollradio Thanks for turning me on another of my newsest, most favorite bands!

The originals:

[walkerwilliamsiii9723]

I love Lizzo a lot. Lizzo is the best uplifting and very talented. I've been listening and dancing to Lizzo for the past four years Lizzo is the greatest and the best.

Lizzo songs music and her love touching messages really makes me smile and love myself a whole lot more.

[signature-xo-ve]

Lizzo quote about her song 'Good as Hell'

Plus-size individuals have been outcasts for years. Lizzo aims to fight this phenomena by writing upbeat songs promoting body positivity and confidence.

[summersreality]

If you want an amazing self concept, you should listen to Megan Thee Stallion and Lizzo.

Thot Shit, Tuned in Freestyle, Megan’s Piano, HISS, Her, Kitty Kat, BOA, Not My Fault, Neva Play, Good As Hell, Truth Hurts, Pink, About Damn Time

If you want to enhance glamour magic, you should listen to Ariana Grande and Sabrina Carpenter

pov, positions, Dangerous Woman, Into You, just like magic, break up with your girlfriend I��m bored, thank u next, 7 rings, yes, and?, Espresso, Please Please Please, Taste, Feather, Looking at Me

If you want to connect to the dreamy part of yourself, you should listen to MARINA

Venus Fly Trap, Oh No!, Man’s World, Ancient Dreams in a Modern Land, Primadonna, Bubblegum Bitch

[transblossoms]

5 Feel-Good Songs That Get Me Through Tough Days

"Born This Way" by Lady Gaga – A total anthem for embracing who you are, no matter what.

"Supermodel" by RuPaul – Makes me feel fierce and ready to take on the world.

"Confident" by Demi Lovato – Perfect for hyping myself up and owning my power.

"I’m That Chick" by Mariah Carey – I put this on when I need to remind myself I’m that person.

"Good as Hell" by Lizzo – Because sometimes, you just need to hear "I do my hair toss, check my nails" to feel like a boss.

These tracks help me shake off the bad vibes and remember that I’m unstoppable🎶✨

[simpingforcreamsoda]

I think it would be really funny if everyone who’s made a pseudo intellectual post harassing or justifying hatred of Jocat stubbed their toes all at once. Like seriously it pisses me off so much seeing (hypothetical name definitely in relation to nobody) peewhirlpool on twitter go “um, he’s horny but pretending to be wholesome so people should be MAD AT HIM” like touch grass and grow the hell up. You’re malding because someone drew himself on SFW dates with women from a meme template. Because he made a parody video comedically showing off his fictional crushes. Breaking news fucko, sometimes people are attracted to women. Sometimes, just sometimes, people might want to fuck women. Some people have the desire to have sex with women. It’s so crazy how that works, isn’t it? It’s ok, you can come out of the blanket when it stops being scary! I wouldn’t want some widdle Internet funny man with a cute lil puppydog pfp to learn what a sex drive is! Check your arms for any boo-boos, because I fucking guarantee a song cover of Lizzo’s “Boys” and a panel drawing of two people dancing like in Beauty in the Beast didn’t melt your face off like the nazis in Indiana Jones.

Jumpscare! When I was in elementary school I had a crush on Blaze the Cat! Nah that was tame, wasn’t it? Ok here’s a good one— sometimes I’ll see women in real life and think “wow, she’s super pretty.” Sometimes I’ll even think “Wow, she’s hot.” Lock me in fuckin Alcatraz, pissvortex. Oopsie, said the barely hidden name because like be real who’s reading this besides my mutuals. It turns out when you don’t actually harm or harass people in real life, and respect them as human beings, you’re allowed to have feelings.

Not even sure why I’m so mad about this. Maybe I’m not even mad, maybe I’m just baffled. So many people going after some DND and Final Fantasy YouTuber and not only doxxing him off platforms, but trying to mask it by saying “he gives me the ick! I bet he looks at hentai” (believe it or not, you can look at hentai and it’s not a crime also, but clearly some people aren’t ready for that conversation). It’s not even that you’re making baseless assumptions and forcing what you think is sin on an individual who has not made anything nsfw in these things other than a reference to the couch meme at MOST, those assumptions don’t fucking matter! Like genuinely why do you CARE if Jocat likes women? He ain’t doing shit! You’re pissing yourselves over DRAWINGS! So yeah, washed up tumblr funny guys, and everyone else who participates in this bullshit, honestly just shut your fucking mouth. You jagoff.

Oh and yeah, I know some of you are doing this because Jocat is nonconforming to stereotypical masculinity. Maybe a lot of you. I hope next time you eat a tootsie-pop you cut the roof of your mouth on a crack in its outer layer.

am I missing something? Oh yeah, and then hammers fly everywhere, now it’s a a joke that’ll get me harassed by a site mod.

[lime1991]

hold on i have to recraft my trolls age hc... i just learned there was a brozone website and on said site we have:

January 2nd 1999 is, maybe, Branch's birthday? And instead of being like "awesome im a big brother" Floyd just goes "thank god im not the baby anymore" after hes born.

Baby Branch's oldest message is this:

February 26th 1999. He's over a month old at this point, but the phrasing of "tonight's show" leads me to believe he was part of the band from literal birth (also why Floyd's first reaction to his birth is "thank you for saving me") and therefore this isnt his first show.

The last logins for all of the brothers is March 11th 1999

And just a day before, according to John Dory, new merch dropped

Soooo i think its safe to say around March 11th 1999 is when the band broke up after their ruined performance, which makes sense that it was also the last time any of them logged into the website. (though i think it would be sad and sweet if it showed branch had logged into it sometime recently but whatever)

So that brings me back around to the age thing.

The trollspedia page states Poppy is around 21-23, and I agree and am more inclined towards 22-23 personally. Seeing as Branch was born in January 1999, he'd be 24 in 2023. But the only thing that confuses me a little is Branch saying its been 20 years since the band broke up:

For 1999 to be 20 years ago, that would mean the movie takes place in 2019. And... honestly that's not too far off from 2023 so i don't mind that being the case, its always vague about what year its meant to be, a lot of animated movies are like this. Also i wanna bring up that the song Bridget and Poppy sing in the beginning (Good As Hell by Lizzo) came out in 2019, SO... its not impossible that the movie is meant to take place in 2019.

SO... with this all in mind... my new theory/headcanon:

As of 2019...

John Dory - 39 Bruce - 38 Clay - 33 Floyd - 28 Branch - 20

And as of 1999...

John Dory - 19 Spruce - 18 Clay - 13 Floyd - 8 Branch - 2 months

ALSO lets not forget the fact that troll age stages are different from humans', a 2 month old is singing and dancing in a boyband. They tend to mature past their actual age really quickly.

(i know these are country trolls, but the idea is still there. as soon as they pop out the egg, trolls are basically toddlers)

And I've tried to keep my theory compliant with what the wikia says (like how Clay's 1999 self is referred to as a teenager, therefore i made him 13) because i believe theyre mostly right. however. i also believe the movie takes place in 2019, not 2023. even if that wasnt the intention of dreamworks, they wrote in the script that its been 20 years since 1999... that can literally only be 2019 lol.

But if we want to imagine it takes place in 2023, heres age hcs for that too:

John Dory - 43 Bruce - 42 Clay - 37 Floyd - 32 Branch - 24

Btw this means, in my hc, Poppy is 19 in 2019 and 23 in 2023, as is implied in the wiki. Which makes sense to me, because Branch is obviously older than her by at least a year. With my hc that Bruce and JD are only a year apart (again, in compliance with the wikia that claims JD was a teenager in 1999 and therefore not 20 like i want him to be. and making the "heart throb" not a minor bc thats weird to me) the moment where Poppy calls JD the "old one" but later fawns over Bruce is made extra funny when the two of them are so close in age.

But i want to say for the millionth time so nobody gets confused bc of all these numbers: I THINK BAND TOGETHER TAKES PLACE IN 2019!!! not 2023. And don't even ask about how the first movie truly fits into this, I DONT KNOW, they definitely did not fully think through a trilogy in 2016. Some things are just a product of when they came out and thats ok.

[mooseonahunt]

The celebrity blockout thing that’s going around is so funny to me but it’s so good. Block the hell out of everyone who hasn’t spoken up about Palestine. Don’t give them any attention or ad revenue and all the stuff that comes with interacting with them. Like you’re telling me people did it to Lizzo and she shared a GoFundMe soon after?? Fuck celebrities. They’re not your friends. They don’t seem to care about anyone except themselves.

[deerundevotee]

songs that make me think of Hestia🕯️

= Healing - Avi Kaplan = I Hear a Symphony - Cody Fry = Shelter - Porter Robinson and Madeon = High Hopes - Panic! At the Disco = Hymn for the Weekend - Coldplay = New Soul - Yael Naim = Shake It Out - Florence + the Machine = I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor = Rise - SUPERFRUIT = Faithfully - Journey = flowers - in love with a ghost = Lights Down Low - MAX feat. gnash = Bummerland - AJR = Turning Page - Sleeping At Last = Sunlight - Hozier = the angel of 8th avenue - Gang of Youths = Dangerous Woman - Ariana Grande = Dos Oruguitas - Sebastian Yatra = I Ain't Worried - OneRepublic = Flowers - Miley Cyrus = Put Your Records On - Corinne Bailey Rae = Happy - Pharrell Williams = Never Be Alone - TheFatRat = The Village - Wrabel = Beside You - Marianas Trench = That's What I Want - Lil Nas X = Good as Hell - Lizzo = Get Lucky - Daft Punk = I Don't Know You - The Marias = Young and Beautiful - Lana Del Rey = Feeling Good - Michael Buble

[fernsncoffee]

Cinderella Boy Playlist 🎧🎶

Man! I feel like a woman! - Shania Twain

I kissed a boy - Jupither

Mr Brightside - The Killers

Waiting for love - Avicii

I’m Still Standing - Elton John

GUY.exe - Superfruit

Applause - Lady Gaga

Material Girl - Madonna

Everybody - Backstreet Boys

In the middle - Sugababes

Hung Up - Madonna

I want it that way - Backstreet Boys

I’m outta love - Anastacia

Existential Crisis Hour! - Kilo Kish

Feisty - Jahmeel

IDOL - BTS

Break the ice - Britney Spears

Don’tcha - The Pussycat Dolls

Toxic - Britney Spears

Oops…! I did it again - Britney Spears

Lace and Leather - Britney Spears

Biology - Girls Aloud

Telephone - Lady Gaga & Beyoncè

Cinderella - I5

Planetary (GO!) - My Chemical Romance

Dynamite - BTS

Good As Hell - Lizzo

Bad Romance - Lady Gaga

Montero - Lil Nas X

Shake It Off - Taylor Swift

Holding Out for a Hero - Bonnie Tyler

Uptown Funk - Bruno Mars

9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

Power Up - Red Velvet

BOOMBAYAH - Blackpink

Candy Sugar Pop - ASTRO

About Damn Time - Lizzo

Kiss - Prince

Ride - Twenty One Pilots

Wrapped Up - Olly Murs

Some of these are definitely more Buddy than Chase and viceversa! But just some initial thoughts for now.

[jules-has-notes]

Aca Top 10: Hits of 2019 — VoicePlay music video

It had been a while since their last "Aca Top 10" countdown, and even longer since their previous celebration of recent hit songs, so VoicePlay decided to close out 2019 with a medley featuring the year's biggest bangers.

Details:

title: Aca Top 10 – Hits of 2019

original songs / performers: "Good As Hell" by Lizzo ; [0:29] "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran & Justin Bieber; [0:48] "Me!" by Taylor Swift, feat. Brendon Urie; [1:08] "7 Rings" by Ariana Grande; [1:34] "Memories" by Maroon 5; [1:54] "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi; [2:16] "Sucker" by the Jonas Brothers; [2:30] "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish; [2:44] "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes & Camila Caballo; [3:17] "Circles" by Post Malone; [3:47] "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X & Billy Ray Cyrus

written by: "Good As Hell" by Melissa "Lizzo" Jefferson & Ricky Reed; "I Don't Care" by Ed Sheeran, Justin Bieber, Max Martin, Karl "Shellback" Schuster, Fred Gibson, & Jason Boyd; "Me!" by Taylor Swift, Joel Little, & Brendon Urie; "7 Rings" by Ariana Grande, Victoria Monét, Tayla Parx, Tommy Brown, Charles Anderson, Michael Foster, Njomza Vitia, & Kimberly Krysiuk; "Memories" by Adam Levine, Jonathan Bellion, Jacob Kasher Hindlin, Michael Pollack, Jordan K. Johnson, Stefan Johnson, & Vincent Ford; "Someone You Loved" by Lewis Capaldi, Samuel Romans, Thomas Barnes, Peter Kelleher, & Benjamin Kohn; "Sucker" by Ryan Tedder, Louis Bell, Mustafa Ahmed, Adam Feeney, Homer Steinweiss, & the Jonas Brothers; "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish & Finneas O'Connell; "Señorita" by Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello, & Alexandra Tamposi; "Circles" by Austin Post, Louis Bell, Adam Feeney, Kaan Gunesberk, & Billy Walsh; "Old Town Road" by Montero "Lil Nas X" Hill, Trent Reznor, Atticus Ross, & Kiowa Roukema

arranged by: Geoff Castellucci

release date: 30 December 2019

My favorite bits:

the little slides Earl puts on the beginning of ♫ "Ooh, child!" ♫ and ♫ "Yeees, Lord!" ♫

Eli and J.None following the direction to ♫ "dust your shoulders off" ♫

Geoff's subharmonic drop at the end of ♫ ⇘ "out the dooo-ooo-OOOOR" ⇘ ♫

J's smooth tone for the melody in "I Don't Care"

the high fanfare Earl gives to the transition

Eli's clear timbre on the lead for "7 Rings"

Layne's coquettish expression and J.None's finger twiddle to illustrate ♫ "getting in trouble" ♫

making it rain drizzle, and Geoff's confused expression when one of the bills lands in his lap 💸

the lovely three-part harmony on ♫ "write my own checks like I write what I sing" ♫

Layne joining in on the harmonies for "Memories" and "Someone You Loved"

Earl getting softer as he looks at suddenly melodramatic Eli in confusion 🤔

J.None showing off his falsetto at the beginning of "Sucker"

the stacatto repetition of ♫ "you you you" ♫

all the vocal antics as they bounce through "Bad Guy"

the combination of bouncy descending bass line and woodblock sounds Geoff and Layne do in "Señorita"

J.None indugling in a little cha-cha groove during the chorus 🕺

Earl's incredible tremolo in "Circles" (How does he DO that?!)

Eli slipping in a quick Ennio Morricone western movie sting

putting a little extra twang into their "Old Town Road" vocals

that fabulous descending riff on the second half of ♫ "guitar" ♫

return of the animated carrot for horsey Layne 🥕 🐎

Trivia:

○ The guys had previously recorded other versions of several of these songs, one together, and the rest with different performers.

"Bad Guy" was included in VoicePlay's "Billie Eilish in 3 Minutes" medley that was part of their spooky season offerings for the year.

It was also covered by PattyCake's incarnation of Maleficent to coincide with the release of Disney's live-action film sequel.

J.None had filmed multiple edutainment parodies with his friend Nikita for her JamSchooled series that were released both before and after this one. "7 Rings" became a lesson about money; "Old Town Road" turned into a tutorial on skeletal anatomy; and "Señorita" morphed into a rundown of ecosystems.

○ Lizzo's video for "Good As Hell" celebrates her history as a flute player in the school marching band. The members of VoicePlay are talented insturmentalists in their own rights.

Layne has been playing violin since he was four years old, primarily studying the Suzuki method, and was a member of the Florida Symphony Youth Orchestra. He also learned a bit of piano from his mom, and knows enough drum kit technique to convincingly mime while he beatboxes.

Geoff has played piano since middle school, studying both classical and jazz techniques. He also knows a little guitar, and learned to play the harmonica for a stint in the Blues Brothers show at Universal Studios.

Earl played trumpet and french horn through middle school and high school band.

Eli plays a bit of both piano and guitar, some of which he honed during his days in various rock bands.

J.None plays a number of instruments "passably" but doesn't consider himself proficient in any of them. They include piano, violin, guitar, accordion, saxophone, and clarinet.

○ The main melody of "Memories" contains a very recognizable portion of Pachelbel's "Canon in D", which (surprisingly) hasn't yet been included in any of VoicePlay's classical pieces or mashups.

[imawkwardlysoc]

good as hell

Song- Good As Hell by Lizzo

Pairing- Dagger Squad x gn!reader (A little IcePop and MavDad cameo)

Warning(s)- Alcohol consumption, mentions of cheating

Wordcount- 971

Pt. 2

A/N- I wrote this one-shot way before the whole thing about Lizzo

Pulling up to the Dagger household, I wiped my tears and grabbed my duffle bag from the back seat before walking up to the door. I knew everyone was home since I saw their cars in the driveway and heard everyone’s laughter in the house. Ringing the doorbell, I waited for a minute until I heard footsteps coming to the door. The door opened revealing Bob and he pulled me into a hug when he saw the look on my face. He rubbed my back as I cried into his shoulder.

“Hey Bob, what’s-” I saw Phoenix pausing her steps. “Y/N, what’s wrong hun? What happened?”

“I found him cheating on me,” I told her. “I came home with another chick in our bed.”

“Oh honey,” she wrapped me in a hug. “I’m so sorry.”

“It’s fine,” I waved it off and wiped my tears. “Can I just stay with you guys for a few days? I can’t sleep there now.”

“Yeah sure,” Phoenix nodded her head. “Come on, follow me and you can sleep in the spare bedroom. Bob can tell everyone that you’re staying with us for a few days.”

Nodding my head, I followed Phoenix upstairs while Bob went to where the others were. When we reached the room, Phoenix gave me a comforting squeeze before leaving the room so I could be with myself. I grabbed a pair of shorts and a t-shirt before grabbing my toiletries and heading into the bathroom. Turning on the light, I saw how red my eyes were from the amount of crying that happened on the way there. Washing and cleansing my face, I changed into my pajamas and headed downstairs where everyone else was.

“Y/N, hey!” Fanboy waved at me.

I waved to everyone and sat down in the open space that was next to the wizzo. He wrapped his arm around me as I cuddled him. I listened to their conversation about their plans for the three-day weekend.

“So, have you and Sean made any plans Y/N?” Hangman asked and I immediately burst into tears again.

“Great job Hangman,” I heard Phoenix slap him on the back of the head.

“What?” He questioned. “I did nothing wrong.”

“The dude cheated on Y/N,” Bob explained.

“Oh the bastard,” I heard Rooster say.

“You okay?” Fanboy whispered.

I shook my head no and he hugged me tighter while placing a kiss on the top of my head.

“Wanna get drunk?” Coyote asked and I nodded my head yes. “Fritz! Make some of your finest alcoholic concoctions. We’re getting drunk tonight!”

“Thankfully we haven’t had dinner yet so ordering it is,” Omaha pulled out his phone and started to order the food.

“Now,” Coyote pulled me off the couch. “Wipe those tears off because we don’t cry over stupid men who cheat on their partners.”

Letting out a chuckle, I got off the couch, washed my face again, and hydrated myself before having what Fritz made. Music started to play throughout the house while we waited for the food. Soon a mix of pizza and Chinese food was placed on the kitchen island. I took a slice of pizza and bit into it before taking a sip of whatever Fritz made. I just know that it’s strong and his Florida side is showing. Soon the tune of Good As Hell by Lizzo started to play throughout the house. Soon Bob and Fanboy dragged me away from the food and drinks to have a dance in the living room since it was our jam. The three of us stood on the strong and stable coffee table and started to sing out the lyrics.

“Baby how you feeling?” Fanboy sang.

“Feeling good as hell!” I sang back while still dancing.

“If he doesn’t love you anymore, just walk your fine ass out the door,” Bob sang.

“And I did!” I cheered. “I left that cheating bastard!”

Everyone cheered and we got off the table before heading back to the kitchen. I drank the rest of my drink before I topped off my third round. I was getting to the point where I was getting drunk but not too drunk. Whatever Fritz put in there was really strong.

“I love all of you guys,” I slurred as I laid my head on Harvard’s shoulder.

“We love you too Y/N,” everyone replied.

Soon the doorbell rang and Rooster got up from the floor to open it. Everyone was chatting to each other when I looked over to see who had come.

“Ice Pop! Papa Mav!” I stumbled to them and hugged them. “Hi.”

“Hello to you also,” Ice chuckled and hugged back.

“How many drinks has Y/N had?” Mav asked. “And what was the drink?”

“Three and Fritz made it,” Yale replied as I continued to hug Ice.

“Though day I guess?” Mav questioned all of us.

“Mostly for Y/N,” Halo answered Mav’s question. “Let’s just say Sean cheated.”

I nodded my head and mumbled, “I’m tired.”

“Alright, let’s get you to bed,” Ice said. “Can you walk by yourself?”

I nodded and started to carefully walk to my room. I heard Ice tell Mav something as I made my way up the stairs and successfully made it to my room without tripping. I brushed my teeth and collapsed on my bed trying to make my room stop spinning.

“Ice?” I asked as I saw him leaning against the doorway.

“Yes?” He replied.

“Can you tuck me in?” I pouted.

“Sure,” he chuckled.

I covered myself with my blanket and he tucked me in before placing a kiss on my forehead.

“Love you Ice,” I told him.

“Love you too,” I imagined him smiling. “Sleep dreams.”

Hearing the door close, I closed my eyes and drifted off to sleep.

[elvenmother]

I need to talk about Grogu and the way his movement has gotten so much worse since season 1.

I remember being amazing when s1 of The Mandalorian came out and how beautiful and realistic Grogu looked. His movement and facial expressions were wonderful.

Remember the scene when he wakes up in the Razor Crest on his own in Chapter 5 The Gunslinger. He sleepily walks down the ramp looking around for Din. He looks like a toddler who has just woken up and is confused.

Now I think about the last ep of S3 when Din and Grogu walk into the bar and how he moves then. He looks like one of those toys on a wheel that are pushed along to make it look like the legs are moving. He looks like a puppet.

There are other instances of this throughout S3 that make Grogu look like a toy rather than a character. Such as when he's following the Armorer on the beach or any time he leaps. He just is completely static (apart from being thrown through the air) and looks like they've just thrown the puppet from point A to point B. (Can see this is the Lizzo ep)

Thinking back to BoBF, the problem isn't just his walking movement anymore but his arms as well. There are more than a few scenes in BoBF when one of Grogu's arms doesn't move at all and just stays pinned to his side whatever he is doing. And all I could think was... "Oh, I guess the puppet got damaged."

I don't know what changed on The Mandalorian to make them stop moving Grogu like a real character and just adopt the "fuck it that's good enough" attitude to his movement but it's bugging the hell out of me. I hope they fix it in the future.