fuck you all of them
at first I was very confused but then I remembered the ask game thingey
anyways I’m sorry for assaulting you with words lets go
1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?
I did a lot when I was little, when I was like 4ish I had a theory that everyone around me was actually just the same 50 actors constantly switching outfits to make me think the world was larger than it is
2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?
I'm afraid of bugs and ghosts so like... 2.25
3. The person you would never want to meet?
idk??? hitler??? Mike Pence??????
4. What is your favorite word?
phalanges, trivial, cordyceps
5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?
eucalyptus?
6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?
damn I actually look good without makeup tf
7. What shirt are you wearing?
a purple Hawaii t shirt with surfboards on it
8. What do you label yourself as?
gay???????????????????? punk? tired???? idk
9. Bright room or dark room?
bright
10. What were you doing at midnight last night?
trying to fall asleep
11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?
8 or 14
12. Who told you they loved you last?
my parents after I started crying after they threatened (again) to kick me out
13. Your worst enemy?
myself I guess
14. What is your current desktop picture?
a flying turtle sharting a rainbow
15. Do you like someone?
I like a lot of people!! but romantically, nobody right now
16. The last song you listened to?
Aderall, by Livewater https://livewater.bandcamp.com/track/adderall
17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Mike Pence???? idk
18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
this chick who fucked over all my friends or my ex
19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?
nobody that's fuckin weird and also a little kinky
20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)
my hair always looks pretty good and rarely requires styling/upkeep and my natural colour is actually pretty nice
not showing a pic because I'm lazyyyy
21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?
I would be a fucking HOT short king and I guess I would try to jack off even though I don't even masturbate and then like....... call men out on their misogyny and privilege
22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?
I think I'm a good singer!! But I don't sing for anyone because I'm afraid of being judged
23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?
snails
24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.
UHHHH burger
25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?
save it or donate or spend on lolita
26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?
Japan because I am a WEEB
27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?
I don't drink so I just googled "best brand of alcohol for cooking" and then "best brand of red wine for cooking" and apparently downton abbey has their own brand of wine because that was the first result so yeah that I guess
28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
don't be a little bitch
29. What is your favorite expletive?
fuck
30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?
Squid Vicious, the giant me-sized squid plush my friend made for me
31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
none of them because they made me who I am today even though that’s cheesy sounding, so maybe something embarrassing rather than abusive/traumatic
32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!
see #26..... Japan because I'm a WEEEEB
33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
luckily nobody close to me has passed yet, so I guess Freddie Mercury because I don't think Kurt Cobain would want to be brought back
34. What was your last dream about?
an awful nightmare about genetically-engineered rabid penis-dogs (i am afraid of sex so it was worse than it sounds)
35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?
artist? ehhh I guess
36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?
(gore tw)
yeah I tried to sew my prom dress in a day and the needle stabbed me and broke off inside my finger and they had to surgically remove it from the other side
37. Have you ever built a snowman?
NO AND I REALLY WANT TO
38. What is the color of your socks?
they're a mossy/slate green with little pixel illustrations of totoro characters!!
39. What type of music do you like?
anything rock.............. alt, punk, grunge, etc but I also like a lot of alt/indie stuff too
40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?
sunsets are prettier I think!
41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?
chocolate!!!!!
42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)
ew sportz
43. Do you have any scars?
a LOT, mostly from weird accidents/self harm
44. What do you want to be when you graduate?
i don't even know anymore..................... hopefully a healthcare professional I guess
45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
I wish I could concentrate better
46. Are you reliable?
online? no im a shitty texter. but when it comes to hanging out? yes absolutely I HATE cancelling plans
47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?
will I be okay?
48. Do you hold grudges?
yeah I take a lot of shit without saying much so when I get angwy I fuckin lose it
49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?
cat dolphins!
50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?
whether or not consensual cannibalism is technically vegan (I say yes and you can fucking fight me)
51. Are you a good liar?
yes.......... unfortunately
52. How long could you go without talking?
I once went without talking for a month and a half
53. What has been you worst haircut/style?
growing out my bangs while having this weird noncommittal side part
54. Have you ever baked your own cake?
I do all the time!! I also bake birthday cakes for foster children's birthdays
55. Can you do any accents other than your own?
not really? I kinda suck at accents..... I can only partially do asian, british, and southern accents
56. What do you like on your toast?
butter usually! Sometimes lemon curd or blueberry jam
57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?
a house on a hill at night
58. What would be you dream car?
idk I'm not really into cars.... probably a sporty lil vintage sedan
59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.
I sing in the shower a lot!! and like do little dance moves with my hips
60. Do you believe in aliens?
yeah bro!
61. Do you often read your horoscope?
only if it shows up on social media/in a magazine, I won't seek it out
62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?
Q! Z! X!
63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?
DRAGONS
64. What do you think about babies?
they're alright!! They scare me a little tho because I don't want to hurt them...... I prefer kids that are like 6+
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