#litzibitz trost

[mournwatches]

❝ YOU ARE BEING A BOBO FOOL! ❞ / LITZIBITZ TROST.

[charlieism]

Litzibitz trost and her gang of girlfriends

[urlocallesbiab]

tags via @generalized-incompetence:

#how did you post this on the day the assisfriedkin brainrot consumed me again

#my one rarepair offering is amanda and litzibitz but i have a million friendship pairings

#they're animated children's show characters to me and i am writing only filler episodes

#farah and estevez i think we've established but i haven't seen much fic about it (thanks kate though!!!)

#lydia and literally anyone. lydia and tina: shenanigans. lydia and farson: two children who tried to suceed where the adults failed. lydia #and mona: she just thinks mona's neat. lydia and hobbs: the father she never had.

#zimmerfield and wygar

#farson and francis!!! i feel like farson was a little bit of a francis stand in

#tina and panto and i also wanna say tina and panto's mom

#i feel like she would shock and appall panto's mom by like forcibly redecorating but eventually they would be wine friends

(this got way too long for prev-tagging it)

amanda and litzibitz!!! who knows maybe if amanda stayed in wendimoor to study extra magic..... maybe litzi would've snuck out to meet the mysterious witchacookoo... maybe farson would've introduced them! i think they would get along great, they're both very fierce young women willing to risk themselves / whats important to them if it means keeping people safe, burdened both by responsibility (the wise witch of her realm/the princess of her people) and by limited power to fulfill it (not enough control over her magic / over her father's decicions). what is shipping if not picking two characters with similar and/or compatible trauma and shoving them together! also given that i solidly hc manda as aromantic (and also bi and polyam but i digress) that makes me think what if litzi also was aromantic? 1 give it up for hot sapphic sex and friendship, 2 it's kinda funny to me to imagine litzibitz being on the fence abt her brother's relationship partially bc she just doesn't get why would he go that far for the sake of romance

LYDIA AND FARSON!!!! you're a teenager. your single parent has been keeping secrets from you. there's a feud that's been going on for years. you go out to meet up with the enemy: you want truth, you want peace, you want closure. it doesn't go well. you're kidnapped; your older sibling gets in trouble over it. your little stunt gets people killed. your body is changed in a way that's perfectly physically reversible but irreversibly traumatizes you. in the end, all is well, the day is saved and the problem is solved, but. you've gotten people killed. what's now, little heir?

in honor of tina & panto i tried to find more hcs from that one convo but it turned out we didn't share any, we were just picking roles for an omgcp au 😭 but anyway!! these two would get up to So Many shenanigans i know it. neither panto nor tina don't really need any more enabling as it is, but they'd absolutely enable each others and the amounts of bullshit would be Gorgeous. tina would hype him up bc she's a huge fan of hot people with weapons ("you're almost as badass as my girlfriend!"), and panto would have genuine deep respect for her skillset, and it'd be an iconic friendship! chaos queers at large: beware.

also on the topic of that au role assignements, i can't believe i forgot tina/amanda!! now That's a rareship. in that specific situation the ship wasn't actually prompted by "what would happen if we removed farah from the equation?", but in general i think that The most funny/interesting character dynamics can be achieved through taking a triangle-like situation (whether romantic or platonic or familial or whatever or a mix) and removing the centerpoint character, shoving the other two directly together. tina/amanda. silas & bart. panto × ken. todd × mike. NOW we're talking NOW THAT'S something!!! anyway i think that the fact that tina and amanda have never met and probably barely even heard of each other is the only thing that stopped them from instantly bonding for life. two bisexual weed-smoking musical subcultre girls in their mid-to-late twenties with debilitating mental and/or physical health issues and complexes over their older brothers, previously choking to death on boredom in their small and depressing enviroments and now getting embroiled in a terrible but exciting adventure larger than them? that relationship is writing itself!! y'all've heard about tina/farah parallels, now give it up for tina/amanda parallels!!!

on topic of tina & panto's mom, i don't remember the trosts having a mother? iirc they only had the father, jeppum, and the dengdamors only had the mother, lady frija. please PLEASE tell me you've invented a wendimoor oc for panto's mother and if yes PLEASE tell me about it i LOVE your hcs and incorporating them into my worldview

this fandom needs more weird and niche rareships. assisfriedkin, farona, mona/hugo, priest/adams, brotzman/estevez fans RISE UP i love eeeeevery single one of all so madly

honestly sound off your rareships in the notes i wanna see what yall got

oh and bonus round: people who hadn’t interacted once in canon but absolutely should've been friends (i will preemtpively mention tina & mona from kp's coffeshop au, tina & panto from i think that one conversation we had once, and bart & assistent from electricteatime's fic i havent yet read but heard a lot about)

[protecticarus]

no cops at pride, just litzibitz trost and her girl gang with unusual weapons

[marizetta]

Hello! It’s favourite time of the year for Dirk Gently fandom - @dghdabigbang day! This year I had a pleasure working with @nonbinarycasmund! If you crave some epic Wendimoorian romance between Amanda amd Litzibitz then go read! And don’t forget to show some love! As always, big thanks to the Mods of this amazing event <3

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

I did a trial run of Litzibitz at Evillecon. Still have a few more details (and a lot more dirt) to add, but I’m pleased with it so far! All my leatherwork held up under stress, and the costume is actually quite comfortable.

[dirk-gently-theories]

The Brotzman Siblings

I think the Brotzman siblings definitely have a connection to the Boltzmann brains. In fact, I think that the Brotzman's are the Boltzmann brains.

For you to understand:

"In physics thought experiment, a Boltzmann brain is a self-aware entity that arises due to extremely rare random fluctuations out of a state of thermodynamic equilibrium. For example, in a homogeneous Newtonian soup, theoretically by sheer chance all the atoms could bounce off and stick to one another in such a way as to assemble a functioning human brain (though this would, on average, take vastly longer than the current lifetime of the Universe)." (~ Wikipedia)

Boltzmann brains are self-aware entities (@ "I am the conciousness that controls the body of, sees through the eyes of, and hears the thoughts of Amanda Brotzman.") different from normal human brains and can shape the world around them (Like when Amanda created the knife). But most importantly, they're connected to the fabric of the universe.

Following that theory, I think that all the holistics are technically Boltzmann brains, connected to the fabric of the universe and their 'conciousness' can't really die, like Dirk got his talent from his mother (the world needs those Boltzmann brains to keep it working and in the right order). But Todd and Amanda are the strongest of them, chosen in a time when they were needed the most and since they were in the backstage of reality, I guess they have the strongest connection to the universe/fabric of reality.

[lesmiserabelles]

1x2 / 2x7 – the old dirk gently staple of people yelling in confusion on a bridge

[ohhadivist]

Here’s my artwork for the Dirk Gently Beginner Bang! Based on @blueandnoah ‘s beautiful piece To Be or Not to Be. Go check out their work, it’s really lovely and brightens my day tbh

[kaijudyke]

the first scene litzibitz was in honestly hit me like a goddamn punch to the gut, like i'd been expecting your standard fairytale princess with long flowing hair and a fancy dress and here's this butch dreamboat in a fucking cowboy hat???? devastating. i have yet to recover

[bi-tinatevetino]

So I crawled out of the back door

Took off all these tight clothes

Jumped into the water

I jumped into the water

[verycharismaticdragon]

saw this alignment chart and this was all i could think about

[holisticmrpriest]

Kinda bored on holiday so...

Send me a DGHDA character/ship and a colour scheme and I’ll make you an aesthetic board ^u^

Alternatively, a fanfic prompt and I’ll do my best??

[xthedirknerdx]

The Hufflepuffs:

Hobbs

Salas

Dirk

The Ravenclaws:

Litzibitz

Amanda

Lydia

Dirk Gentlys holistic detective agency: Hogwarts house aesthetics part 1!

Part 2 here! x

[where-is-the-winds-of-winte-blog]

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

There are some fantastic photos of our Dirk Gently costumes from the Gen Con costume contest in this gallery. (Can’t link directly, because Flickr, but they’re near the top, almost immediately after the city photos.)

@zjtimekeeper has the best facial expressions as Beast!