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i’m so good at defending villains. like. your honor they just want each other so bad. and they’re evil for eachother. you cannot hate love.
#dghda#dirk gently’s holistic detective agency#dirk gently#mr priest#osmund priest#ken adams#project alpha#ken x priest#priest x ken#evil#project blackwing#they need eachother#they’re in love in a terribly unhealthy and not normal way
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I made a meme
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Relax and breathe.
#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency#dghda#dghda fanart#osmund priest#ken adams#villain boyfriends#my art
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the scene with bart and priest is one of my favourite moments in s2. the guy gets his face sliced open and is still shouting at the blackwing soldiers to stand down. really drives home how much power bart really holds, and how priest knows it.
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headcanon: in blackwing, bart never let anyone brush her hair because she didn’t like the feeling, the tugging and tediousness, and no one could force her — because she's bart. in order to manage her hair somehow, they would shave it off every month, keeping it in a short buzzcut; the only person ever able to get close enough to do that was osmund priest. the low buzzing and the steady hand movements were one of their older brother & little sister rituals. she never cared for looks, so she took it fine, but the adults cringed (only a little bit, because they never cared for bart) at how it made her look even more like a prisoner than the others.
after getting out she stopped having it cut, mainly because it's a hassle and she can't be bothered; she hasn't done it once in all of sixteen years since. sometimes, when she finds a knot in her hair big enough to be annoying, she cuts it out with the nearest sharp object, and that's why the hair hasn't gotten past her shoulders in length.
#dghda headcanon#bart curlish#osmund priest#vikarambles#vika's personal dghda tag#dghda#dirk gently's holistic detective agency (tv 2016)#i blame this post on: 1) @generalized-incompetence for giving me osmund & bart fucked up siblins brainrot with her uncaged;#2) @dont-offend-the-bees for having written the kurlish fics i had read yesterday and gotten bart brain wigglies from#project blackwing
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Old sketch of Mr.Priest and my Blackwing oc....
#osmund priest#mr priest#alan tudyk#dghda fanart#dghda#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency#fanart#oc: daniel sloan#doodles.#they're so silly
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Probably the saddest thing you'll see today 💛
Icarus - Bastille
Credit to @atlantis_ace on TIKTOK
#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency#dghda#not my edit#credit to the artist#dirk gently#video#video edit dghda#samuel barnett#osmund priest#alan tudyk#Bastille#icarus
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Oh, Alan, what are you doing to us I stumbled upon a TV series from 2016-2017 called 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency' and couldn't remain indifferent to this man who appears in the second season.
#alan tudyk#priest#osmund priest#mr priest#dghda#dirk gently#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#my art#dghda fan art#fanart#illustration#artists on tumblr#digital art#art#русский tumblr
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❝ YOU KNOW… YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE, BUT THEY CALL ME IN FOR VIOLATIONS, NOT PROTOCOL. YEAH, IF MY NAME IS IN THE LOGBOOK, THEN ETHICS IS NOT A PRIORITY. I'M A… LISTEN. I'M A VERY BAD PERSON. I'M A SCARY MONSTER. I'M A… I'M… I'M NO GOOD, HUGO. I'M TROUBLED. ❞ / MR. OSMUND PRIEST.
#osmund priest#mr. priest#dghda#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#alan tudyk#dghda edit#mine *#violence cw#violence tw#blood cw#blood tw#injury cw#injury tw#gun cw#gun tw#all of the content/trigger warnings for this one. :')
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Mixed feelings about s2 Ken but glad they kept the theme of him being like a lion tamer for the murder-inclined
#I actually like him becoming a morally grey mastermind but he would NOT treat Bart like that tyvm#Just watched dirk gently. Another Douglas Adams media for my obsession shelf#'That's not how it works' *proceeds to try and bring order to he chaos anyway* yeah okay Ken#ken adams#bart curlish#osmund priest#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#dghda
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#alan tudyk#osmund priest#mr priest#dirk gently's holistic detective agency#dghda#dirk gently#( my gifs. )
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Okay hear me out rn….
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Alan Tudyk talks about Mr. Priest
#there are very few interviews where priest is ever mentioned so that's why I'm sharing this one#osmund priest#mr. priest#dghda#mr priest#alan tudyk#at*
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YALLLLL ALAN TUDYK IS GOING TO TORONTO FANEXPO :DDDDD
#i'm gonna be insane and ask him about dghda#i'm gonna be sooooo insane#dghda#osmund priest#alan tudyk
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Some old doodles of Priest from Dirk Gently. I like the theory among fans that he’s a Blackwing project turned employee. I’ve seen some great theories but my personal favorite is that he can’t be killed. He’s like Frankenstein’s monster and can be put back together no matter the damage to him. There’s supposedly a file at Blackwing that’s redacted except for the words “child” and “beheading”. My personal theory is that the child was Bart and she beheaded him then he was just put right back together. This would explain why she doesn’t even bother trying to kill Priest anymore despite him definitely being evil (and also likely holistic). I don’t believe project Prometheus was ever revealed in the show either so I just think it’s all fitting.
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#dghda poll#vikarambles#vika's personal dghda tag#dirk gently#todd brotzman#farah black#bart curlish#osmund priest#the rowdy 3#amanda brotzman#hugo friedkin#dghda#dirk gently's holistic detective agency (tv 2016)#spoiler i'm voting for bart <3 she's my ANGEL she's so beautiful and wonderful and i would take her to every restaurant on earth#and help her kill and gingerly wipe blood of her face......#farah is obviously the most beautiful and attractive person to ever exist but i'm wayyyy outta her league 😔 not even in my wildest dreams
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