#osmund priest

[projectmarzannaa]

i’m so good at defending villains. like. your honor they just want each other so bad. and they’re evil for eachother. you cannot hate love.

[elester01]

I made a meme

[neganessie]

Relax and breathe.

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

the scene with bart and priest is one of my favourite moments in s2. the guy gets his face sliced open and is still shouting at the blackwing soldiers to stand down. really drives home how much power bart really holds, and how priest knows it.

[urlocallesbiab]

headcanon: in blackwing, bart never let anyone brush her hair because she didn’t like the feeling, the tugging and tediousness, and no one could force her — because she's bart. in order to manage her hair somehow, they would shave it off every month, keeping it in a short buzzcut; the only person ever able to get close enough to do that was osmund priest. the low buzzing and the steady hand movements were one of their older brother & little sister rituals. she never cared for looks, so she took it fine, but the adults cringed (only a little bit, because they never cared for bart) at how it made her look even more like a prisoner than the others.

after getting out she stopped having it cut, mainly because it's a hassle and she can't be bothered; she hasn't done it once in all of sixteen years since. sometimes, when she finds a knot in her hair big enough to be annoying, she cuts it out with the nearest sharp object, and that's why the hair hasn't gotten past her shoulders in length.

[auughhtm]

Old sketch of Mr.Priest and my Blackwing oc....

[miryel89]

Probably the saddest thing you'll see today 💛

Icarus - Bastille

Credit to @atlantis_ace on TIKTOK

[miniminidi]

Oh, Alan, what are you doing to us I stumbled upon a TV series from 2016-2017 called 'Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency' and couldn't remain indifferent to this man who appears in the second season.

[mournwatches]

❝ YOU KNOW… YOU MAY NOT BE AWARE, BUT THEY CALL ME IN FOR VIOLATIONS, NOT PROTOCOL. YEAH, IF MY NAME IS IN THE LOGBOOK, THEN ETHICS IS NOT A PRIORITY. I'M A… LISTEN. I'M A VERY BAD PERSON. I'M A SCARY MONSTER. I'M A… I'M… I'M NO GOOD, HUGO. I'M TROUBLED. ❞ / MR. OSMUND PRIEST.

[velichorus-k]

Mixed feelings about s2 Ken but glad they kept the theme of him being like a lion tamer for the murder-inclined

[crucifiix]

[projectmarzannaa]

Okay hear me out rn….

[clauderains]

Alan Tudyk talks about Mr. Priest

[neeturnal]

YALLLLL ALAN TUDYK IS GOING TO TORONTO FANEXPO :DDDDD

[dragonborndigitalart]

Some old doodles of Priest from Dirk Gently. I like the theory among fans that he’s a Blackwing project turned employee. I’ve seen some great theories but my personal favorite is that he can’t be killed. He’s like Frankenstein’s monster and can be put back together no matter the damage to him. There’s supposedly a file at Blackwing that’s redacted except for the words “child” and “beheading”. My personal theory is that the child was Bart and she beheaded him then he was just put right back together. This would explain why she doesn’t even bother trying to kill Priest anymore despite him definitely being evil (and also likely holistic). I don’t believe project Prometheus was ever revealed in the show either so I just think it’s all fitting.