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I use the pose archive often when I draw, and when I saw this pose I knew instantly that I had to draw Mr. Priest.
Thank you the pose archive for this inspiration.
#dirk gentlys holistic detective agency#dghda#dghda fanart#dghda season 2#dghda season 3?#Ken's christmas present#mr priest#osmund priest#Mr. Priest#alan tudyk
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obsessed with this shot because i need season 3 ken to bring the scissor sword everywhere and whenever someone tries to threaten him or he just gets general bad vibes he just like
points at it and is like dont even try me bitch im gonna priest-ify you
#ken ended up with the season 1s antagonists dog and season 2s antagonist sword#is ken becoming the ultimate antagonist?#the mages broken wand might find it's way to him as well
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i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.
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in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:
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The tragedy of my life is that I keep acquiring and displaying fetish art and having to be corrected by my friends.
Most recently, a friend came over my house and saw my computer background and went, "Wow, um, I didn't know you were into that." To which I look at the picture of the well drawn muscular female minotaur in historically accurate Greek clothing and I start geeking out about how I love the detail the artist did with the clothing and I point out the period appropriate folds and pins, how the artist even inserted the native plant that was used to dye the clothing this particular shade in the background, and even how the belt has technology AND historically accurate weaving patterns on it.
Then I start explaining how I love the muscular choices of the minotaur, that I was so impressed with the artist's anatomically correct depiction of the muscles converging into the neck. That many people get an upright cow's neck wrong because cow's don't have collarbones, so it can be very difficult to merge the upper arms and a chest of a human with a cow's body. I draw her attention to the beautiful way they've merged the pectoralis major so smoothly while also staying true to how muscular they've depicted the rest of the body.
I finish up with my thoughts on the artist's bold choice to depict the minotaur as a female, and despite the underlying themes of a minotaur being violence, child murder, strength, and muscles. I segue into how unlike bulls, cow are perceived as mothers. That they are the major source of milk in human culture, and that idyllic depictions of them in a field usually depict calves frolicking nearby, yet the minotaur kills and eats children.
I finish and there is a long pause.
"Urban, this is fetish art." and she takes me to the artist's twitter and god dammit it's fetish art, not a bold statement on cultural perceptions of women and violence throughout history. I have been tricked again.
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I was practicing movement.
I have this story going with my wife where Dirk, Todd, Farah, Ken and Priest all end up at this secret fancy party together for different reasons, and eventually shit hits the fan and they have to team up to get outta there.
The action sequence of Farah and Priest taking on a group of henchman has been living in my head rent free.
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Do you think Batman figured out that Dr. Alexander Sartorius was framed for his families murder?
Or is part of his sentincing due to his framing?
All the witnesses are dead. Does his file say "murdered his family"?
I'm sure he probably testified that he was framed. But again, all the witnesses are dead.
Edit: I took a screenshot of his file in episode 1, and it says unknown next to origin.
?????????? So is Dr. Sartorius just listed as a missing person wanted in a murder investigation?
I don't believe they can't trace his dental records or something.
Is that why no one referred to him as Alex throughout the show?
They never took the time to find out who this guy was????????????
This actually makes me sad.
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I have a theory that Clayface in creature commandos isn't dead.
For one, he is notoriously difficult to kill so he could easily just need to reconstitute himself.
But my main theory is that when he is electrocuted, he pulls the same trick he did in batman the animated series and fakes his death by leaving a husk behind.
I also think the reason he seemed keen on killing Flag despite trying to get caught is because Eric was there and was more of a threat. So if he just needed to have one person live for the princess's plan to work, he might as well kill the annoying human.
He didn't know that Eric wasn't a commando or not involved with the government and also wouldn't have told Waller about him. His assumption that Eric would fulfill the part Clayface needed essentially ruined the plan.
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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?
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What if?...... Nina, Rick Flag Jr, possibly Poka Dot man (unlikely cause of damage to the body but one can hope).
This would be an interesting way to see them again.
#creature commandos#dc comics#dcu#task force m#task force z#nina mazursky#rick flag jr#the suicide squad
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That one time that Clayface was part of the batfamily and not only split himself to fight a bunch of ninjas but was able to disguise himself and Batwoman, get this... also as ninjas.
I'd love to see Clayface use his powers to disguise someone else again. It's such a interesting thing to never really be used.
This was from the rise and fall of batman omnibus vol 2 and 3.
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Nina was so excited for today. Everyone had agreed to come to her game night.
Yes it was in her little cell. And yes she couldn't exactly get snacks or drinks or anything, but she had gotten monopoly, and she thought they would enjoy playing.
Weasel was already in a corner of the room, chewing on whatever it was he brought with him. Nina had brought him with her after lunch, thinking that it would be easier then trying to find him later.
Phosphorus surprised her by arriving a little early. His arms full of plastic water bottles full of liquids of various colors.
She greeted him warmly. "Come in!What's that you got there? Is it science?"
Dr. Phosphorus genuinely laughed. "It is science but the delinquent kind."
He handed her a bottle. "Rum? Or are you a vodka girl?"
"Vodka? Rum? Wha... where did you get this?"
She was very surprised.
"Its not what you know, its who you know. And I know how to get elicit goods anywhere. Even prison." He set the other bottles down on the little table she had.
"Its not a party without the drinks." He looked back at her. "I'm smiling."
Her face lit up with a huge grin. "Thank you. I wasn't planning on anything but games. Maybe talking."
"Can you help me set it up?" She pressed her hands together excitedly.
She could never tell with Phosphorus what he was thinking, but his soft response let her know he wanted to be here.
"Sure. I'll help." He sat down and grabbed the box.
Nina had just sat down next to him when there was a knock at her door.
It was still a little early so she was surprised to see Bride standing there, holding several bags of chips and cookies.
She handed them to Nina. "Here. I thought you may have trouble getting snacks."
Nina smiled at her and she smiled back. "Are you gonna invite me in?"
"What? Oh yes." She stepped aside so the Bride could enter.
"Please come in."
As she entered and looked around at the other two occupants, Phosphorus waved at her.
"Hey." He went back to setting up the board.
"Hey." Bride sat down and grabbed the car piece. "Dibs."
"Hey, I wanted the car." Phosphorus protested.
"Should have grabbed it then." They both chuckled.
Nina placed the bags down by the bottles and ignored what looked like a tiny bit of dried blood on the bottom corner of one of the bags.
She sat down with the other two and together they set up the board. Nina agreed to be the banker since Bride and Phosphorus were arguing over which one of them wanted to do it. The compromise was Nina.
The bags of chips and bottles of various alcohols where gathered around there semi circle. Occasionally weasel, who plopped down next to Nina, would grab a bag and eat part of the contents before going back to his toy.
Nina couldn't really drink the alcohol but Bride and Phosphorus had downed several bottles apiece. They seemed to be in a unofficial drinking contest.
But neither of them seemed very drunk. Nina was jealous, she never could handle alcohol. Not that she didn't have vices. She just didn't like physically feeling bad.
"I brought something else to add to the party." Phosphorus reached into his shoe and pulled out a joint.
The Bride laughed. "You expect me to smoke your shoe joint?"
"I think we've both smoked worse." They both laughed.
Nina looked between them. She'd never been high before and wasn't sure she wanted to try it.
The Bride took the roll and placed in between her lips. "You know you could get solitary for providing this."
Phosphorus lit it with the end of his finger.
"I get solitary for just walking past a guard. At least with this it'll be for something fun."
She took a long pull and exhaled. She nearly coughed but played it off. "That's terrible. Lowest quality I've ever had."
Phosphorus took it and tried a drag. He did cough and waved the smoke away with his hand. "Yeah that's pretty bad. I didn't think anything could burn my lungs anymore."
Nina held her hand out. They both looked at her.
The Bride smiled. "This isn't the best for a first try."
"How do you know I haven't tried Marijuana before? I could smoke all the time." She sounded a little indignant.
The Bride and Phosphorus both looked at each other and nodded. The Bride pointed at her helmet.
"Alright Nina, but you gotta lose that." She reached out to help her take the helmet off.
Nina took the joint and after a moment of figuring out how to both hold her breath, and take a pull she had inhaled a tiny bit.
And hated it.
She started coughing and gasping. Bride put her helmet back on quickly and the water eased the burning in her throat and lungs.
She found one shoulder was being supported by Bride and one by Phosphorus. They were rubbing gentle circles into her shoulder blades.
Phosphorus spoke first. "That's some pretty nasty stuff."
Bride looked at her. "Are you glad you tried it?"
She sounded curious and supportive.
Nina finished clearing her lungs. "Yeah. That's terrible though. Why do people do that?"
Phosphorus answered. "It takes the edge off life."
They were interrupted by the loud sound of weasel snoring and they all looked over at him.
Nina looked back at the rest of the group. "Should we continue the game? Or do you want to leave? It is getting late."
Bride scoffed. "They'll have to drag me out of here before I concede my victory."
Phosphorus laughed. "You're in last place. I don't see a come back from that."
"You will soon." She laughed and Nina found herself smiling.
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Princess Ilana and Circe.
They deserve to kiss.
Made for annonim.
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My second favorite villian team up to protect the city was in Catwoman: Fear State #35-37.
Catwoman and previously redeemed Clayface (see the rise and fall of batman) teaming up to protect alleytown, the slums of Gotham hit me just right.
Their team up was very efficient and scary and I see why they're rarely used together. They'd be unstoppable.
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One of my favorite things in comics is when there's a bigger bad and villians have to team up to protect their city. The future state: the next batman, Arkham Knights run was one of my favorites even if it was short.
I just wish they hadn't ruined it a couple issues after the writer changed. 😕
I also love the angst of Dr. Phosphorus chronic pain. I don't think they have gone that route in creature commandos.
I also feel like Princess Illanas armor has similarities to Astrids.
#dr phosphorus#alex sartorius#batman comics#batman#arkham knight#astrid arkham#future state#creature commandos#dc comics#dcu
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