#little-nommer

[hersheyfont]

This finch has decided the feeder is a great spot to wait out the snow

[bloodcrave]

sometimes there’s a small part of me that almost posts “okay, but who’s going to let alina devour their muse?” and then i remember that would end the rp really fast and would not be fun

[kuroko-no-cuties]

How the GOM react when you nom them :3

AKASHI…

Will be pleasantly surprised but also confused. He understands that you want attention but why you have to nibble on his shoulder, he doesn’t quite understand. He doesn’t say it outright, but he finds it rather adorable. He’ll think that maybe you just want something to eat.

He chuckles softly in amusement as he watches the strange phenomenon of your head bobbing up and down over top his right shoulder “Hmm, are you hungry darling? Well if you are just tell me. I don’t see how biting my shoulder can satiate an appetite.”

MIDORIMA…

Will immediately try to push you off. He’s just so confused…what on earth are you doing?? He thought you were leaning in for a kiss and next thing he knows you’re biting his shoulder. When you explain to him it’s just a love bite, he blushes slightly and insists it’s the dumbest thing he’s ever heard.

“Do I look like a snack to you? Don’t answer that, nanodayo.” He replies quickly while pushing his glasses up his nose in an attempt to hide the deep blush spreading along his face as you raise a cheeky eyebrow.

MURASAKIBARA…

Will nom you right back. He thinks it’s fun and cute. However the only possible way you can nom him is if he’s sitting down. If he’s standing forget about it unless you don’t mind nomming his elbow because that’s literally all you can reach. He’ll nom the top of your head as well just because he can.

“Mmm~ Chibi-chin is sweet and tasty. Can I have another bite?”

KUROKO…

Will also think it’s cute and lightly nom you back. He’ll also pick up #2 and let him nom your shoulder and your face in retaliation. Weirdly enough, it’ll start to feel nice to him after awhile - kinda like a weird sort of massage.

“Can you do that a little harder and a little to the left? My necks been a little sore lately. Ah thanks. And don’t worry , I’ll make sure #2 pays you back good.”

KISE…

Will be startled at first and think he did something to make you mad, but once you clarify that their just love bites, he becomes a happy nommer that gets a little too excited about it. He’ll bite down a teeny bit harder than you’d like but will immediately apologize if you let out a playful ow.

“You’re too much chibi-cchi! Just when I thought you couldn’t get any cuter, you start giving me love bites like a little puppy!”

AOMINE…

Will think something’s wrong with you. Like why are you biting me go away. But quickly gets used to it once he figured out he can just nom you back with 10x the force. At this point it is no longer a nom it’s a full on bite that actually hurts 😭 . Oh and he’ll latch on to you too so have fun with that

“Oi! Down girl! Alright now it’s my turn. Don’t get all shy now. You know how I play- bite me I’ll bite back harder. Come on babe don’t act like you don’t want me to. I mean, you’re the one who started it after all.”

[playroom-sekaii]

I usually see Tsukasa as being more of a toddler/little kid regressor (age range about 2-5), but I keep thinking about him baby regressing one day. Maybe he's sick, maybe he's stressed, maybe he just gets doted on a bit too hard, but either way now the star is Baby baby.

• An immense babbler. Even if he's feeling too little to talk he Will babble, nonstop and loud. It'll be like he's telling the greatest story in the world, but comprised purely of "babababa"s, his CGs listening closely to every "word".

• Not really a biter, but a nommer, he won't use teeth (he doesn't wanna hurt anyone!) but his mouth will end up around the arms of his caregivers, or chewing on the ears of his plushies. He will eventually take a paci or a teether though, maybe with a pout first but he will

•Blankie baby, Do Not take it from him. He's one when he's feeling a bit older too, but then it's multipurpose: a cape! A flag! A parachute! When he's this small it's simply the most cuddly thing he owns, take it away to wash it and he'll be so sad (I like to think that he has a blankie that looks like his comically large flag he has sometimes)

•He already hates being alone when he's bigger, but this tiny? He can't take it, he has to be with one of his caregivers or he will cry. He loves uppies (the only one that can give them to him is Rui or some of the Virtual Singers though), and he loves being with the rest of WxS or his siblings no matter what. Listening to them talk or watching them practice for shows is one of his favorite things when he's baby regressed, and he especially loves storytime.

•Not the best with walking, but he Will manage to crawl away and get into mischief. Not that much when he's this small, but trying to sneak away and explore. It's pretty easy to find him though, since he's usually dragging his blanket with him, or he'll get lonely and come back to his CGs within a few minutes.

[cherry-belly]

Awww, I bet little cherry blossom would be so happy having a wardrobe that makes the rainbow envy her~ It would be wonderful having little cherry berry being able to wear different colored outfits of dressies and onesies, booties and mitties, and other things as the little cutie is decked in ruffles and lace, accessories and babyish, girlish outfits that would make a doll look tame~ A bookcase might have to be ordered just to have enough space for the baby albums that will inevitably be made as the silly newborn is being so precious and adorable, sleeping or awake, cuddled or laid down, so that the precious little thing can be able to see just how cute she is~ Not to mention any other adult or babies that are more mature than the little knuckle nommer gets to see how cute she is~

🙈🙈🙈🙈 I’d love to have taken pictures of and to be coddled by all the big adults!! Just thinking about being cooed at while I’m naked bar a diaper on the living room rug drooling and babbling sounds so good!!

[hungry-n]

You know how people like to depict the DDs with long tongues, right?

So...I started thinking about how N would use his tongue to tease the tiny workers he noms. Like he just has one in his mouth, the tiny worker is probably trying everything they can to get out, and the N just wraps his tongue around the tiny and just keeps them wrapped up until they tire themselves out so he can swallow them without too many problems. Or he just uses his tongue to 'play' with them a bit, using how long his tongue is to lick all over the tiny worker's body.

Bonus thought- Tiny Uzi sitting somewhere, maybe trying to build another railgun or just existing, then she starts having the feeling there's a presence behind. A really big presence. But before she can turn to look around, a long tongue softly wraps around her body and brings her into a mouth. Uzi just sits in the darkness for a bit before she says "Really N? Again?" with a slightly annoyed expression on her face, with the mouth opening up a little as N playfully says "It's fun catching you!" before the mouth closes up again and N swallows her.

I. LOVE. THIS. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS.

Uzi would probably ALWAYS identify the nommer as N as well… either from how frequently N probably does it, or Uzi simply has those spidey senses. 😭

[quotemenevervore]

You gave me my own tag! 🥹🥹 I feel so loved! But now because you did that, I have to fill it, ya know? Could you think up an instance where Tommy would have a purple potion on him, and he would need to store Dream? Because I need that interaction and don't have enough ideas to imagine it on my own. Also, any good Tommy + George (either can be nommer) storing scenarios? I need that interaction too cuz Sapnap has had his turn with little TomTom. You are amazing, love you(/p)!

-Gremlin Anon

Thank you so much for your kind words!! 💚 and of course I gave you a tag! You’re here so often it would simply be rude not to : )

Also I’m sorry for posting this so late, I was sleeping then immediately went to work and it was a bit hectic lol

Dream would wind up being the one to give the purple potion to Tommy. In a fic im finishing up pretty quick, he tells Sapnap that after the mishap with XD he carries a purple potion around along with a shrinking and growing potion. Just to be safe.

I imagine in a scenario like this, there’s literally no choice. He’s in blob form, cold from the weather and hurt due to mobs, and Tommy’s the only person around. They’re too far from any base to get there fast enough to help Dream, so he makes the offer. He barely manages to open his inventory and drop the purple potion in front of Tommy. He tells the teen that he’d make it up to him in anyway as long as he helps him.

Tommy can’t refuse. (They’re still not on perfectly good terms in this au, but they’re not complete enemies either. The disc thing is simply a rivalry, like Wilbur and Q’s playful banters. They both didn’t know until this point that the other considered them a friend and would be willing to help them with situations like this)

He had a really hard time getting Dream down, not used to the whole nomming thing at all. Dream tries his best to make it easier on him and tries to coach him through it. When he finally gets the other down, he feels like his sense of balance is completely distorted, even with Dream staying still.

He rushes to Sapnap’s base (the closest and the first one Tommy trusts to help him with Dream) and Sapnap helps him release the blob, tending to his wounds and cleaning him up. They both settle in the living room, Dream still in blob form tucked in Sapnap’s arms as he and Tommy talk about what happened. He tells Tommy that Dream is thankful he was willing to take that burden on for him. Dream tries to squirm out of Sapnap’s grasp, face lighting up a bright green in embarrassment.

Later on when Dream’s in human form, he talks to Tommy about it and gives a proper thanks. Tommy simply asks for his discs in return in a smug, playful matter to try and steer the conversation away from being as serious as it was.

As for George and Tommy, I imagine it begins as a simple banter, but one that George gets sick of pretty quick. Maybe he didn’t get much sleep last night, maybe he’s just not in a good mental state. He tries his damnest not to lash out at the boy, instead searching his inventory for a potion so he could go hide in Sapnap. Unfortunately, things don’t turn out that way and his clumsy fingers drop the shrinking potion directly onto his foot, glass shattering and potion particles quickly making their way up his body. When he woke up, Tommy had him in his hands, concern written all over his features. He was familiar with his family’s solution; when Wilbur and Techno began to act like this, Phil would store them until they felt better.

He didn’t have a purple potion, but he explained his thinking and George gave him the one from his inventory. He also told the teen that if he wanted out, he was to be released immediately. Tommy nodded, drinking the potion then gently lowering the other into his mouth.

After he got George settled, he went to Sapnap’s office and explained the situation. Sapnap directed him to Dream’s base, where he let the brunette out and helped him clean up while Dream worked on some food to get some kind of sustenance into the other. George wasn’t happy to be woken up so soon, but Dream cocooned him in blankets and let him lay back down on the couch after he ate.

George never gave a proper thanks to Tommy, too stubborn and slightly ashamed of the teen seeing him in such a state to. Dream was the one who thanked Tommy, explaining that George just gets like that sometimes (he has nightmares caused by and because of XD) and that it was nice of him to offer to help. After that point, Dream (and eventually George) get along a lot better with Tommy than before.

George also gets his turn, in the form of Tommy being obnoxious while he’s trying to work (courtesy of Sapnap telling him George is being all stuck up) and George simply glares the teen down, not breaking eye contact as he downs the purple potion. Tommy doesn’t get far when he tries to run, the splash potion takes effect quickly and before he even knew what was happening he was already being swallowed.

When he complained, George smugly replied, “just returning the favor.”

[the-shadows-request-candy-corn]

Okay but OP, you have to admit that there is one bug whose looks are enhanced by electron microscopy, and that is the humble hookworm

Look at the little dork, with their silly little eyes and goofy teethers in that awkward grin!

Lil nommers. Tiny fangs.

The tiniest little "waaarrghh" ever.

Scanning electron microscopy is awesome and I personally think the images it produces are gorgeous but objectively speaking I feel like it doesn't do any favors at all for the "scary" cultural image of insects, because I mean, here's a closeup of a carpet beetle in its true colors:

And here's an SEM image that comes up for carpet beetles on google:

And the thing about SEM images is that they aren't "photographs;" they are computer scans. They're 3-d digital models generated by scanning an object at the molecular level. Color is not preserved by this process, and if it were all the specimens would look like metal anyway (I'll explain this is in a moment), so images like this had to be colored artificially. This isn't done to recreate the true colors, but to make different body parts more visible as study material, resulting in scientific images of wacky blueberry fleas:

The subtly varying transparency levels of living tissues are completely lost as well, which is why the fine hairs of insects stand out more like cactus thorns in SEM imagery, and tardigrades look like opaque leathery things with no eyes:

...Even though a tardigrade actually has eyes, they're just under the surface of a crystal clear exoskeleton:

Another thing that probably contributes to the uncanniness of SEM images is also the fact that they can only show us embalmed corpses encased in liquid metal.

It's not possible to do this fine level of scanning "instantaneously" enough for it to work on anything that's still moving, so even when you see scanning electron images of animals in various lifelike poses, it's because they're preserved specimens that were carefully positioned, or they were live specimens basically "flash frozen" by a sudden dehydration process, mummified so fast they never knew it. Many specimens are then "sputter coated," meaning they're sprayed with a thin (like microns thin) layer of liquid gold, platinum or other fine metal in order for the electrons to perfectly bounce off of every subatomic detail and produce that perfect scan. So this is a live fruit fly:

And this is a fruit fly mummy with probably some sort of chrome plating:

[lazyblueghost]

Ok so interesting event that happened yesterday.

So I had been awake all night ereyesterday (I have a really bad sleeping schedule) and I had wanted to play the summer event in Genshin with mom, alas mom's computer had a large update that took almost all day to finish.

So I waited and eventually, I fell asleep on my books again (long story). I woke up a bit later, figuring that I should put my computer and desk away so I can lay down properly instead of sleeping on my books. So I do so, I lay down and I end up falling asleep again.

ONLY TO WAKE UP FROM MY ROOF CAVEING IN FROM A FUCKING RACCOON FALLING THROUGH IT.

So here I am, half awake from this sudden cave-in of the furry kind, with this fucking raccoon looking just as lost and confused from falling through the roof as I was. I panicked because I knew that while raccoons are cute and fluffy, they are not the best animal neighbors.

So I yell for mom to quickly close all of the doors after telling her a raccoon just fell through my roof. She comes back and we try and get the ball of chonk out of my room, and to be fair we did success without the little guy getting mad, but then he was stuck in the hallway.

Tbh idk what fully happened because mom had closed my door after the chonky trash nommer left but apparently he had somehow got on top of my dresser in the hallway and then fell and knocked a bunch of shit over, before running past the open front door, into the living room, and into her room.

So now we have a fluffy chonker causing chaos and mayhem in her room and we have no idea wtf to do. This all happened around 8:30ish at night btw.

So we try making noise, keeping the lights on, using vinegar to try and get it out of the room, we tried to use brooms and find him but we end up not finding him because this bitch just straight up disappeared. We have no idea if he is still in the house as I am writing this post, and trust me she looked all over that room.

So ok, we open the window, yeet open the screen, and then close the door so the fluffy menace can at least leave when we aren't trying to find it, that's the best we can do besides calling animal control which, we don't have money for.

So my stressed ass was getting tired again (my stress reaction is to fall asleep), but I felt legit gross and was stressing over the fact that I might have installation all over me (the hole is close to where my head was resting at) so I take a quick shower before I get to work cleaning my room of wet as hell installation. Listen, I know I needed to get my ass into gear and do some spring summer cleaning, but this was not how I wanted to do it Q_Q

Also yes, I wore a mask and gloves so worry not. It didn't help how gross it all was. Me, being scared for my health cuz that shit went everywhere, decided to sleep out in the living room with mom (who also had to sleep in the living room). Suffice it to say this was a very weird girls' night >_>

Me and mom had been up almost the whole night and only got any sleep around 3:30-4 A.M. and woke up around 8-9 a.m. so if this post seems disjointed that's why o(-<

Long story short a trash disaster broke through my roof mission impossible style, caused chaos, doesn't elaborate, then hoodini'ed into another dimension before we could find him, leaving me to clean up ceiling bits like a confused spouse after their partner came home slam assed drunk and just passed out on top of the fridge.

[nommermovies]

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[news24fr]

La deuxième fête d'anniversaire du fils d'Akash Ambani, Prithvi, a eu lieu à Mumbai hier soir. Il a été suivi par Karan Johar et ses enfants Yash et Roohi, cinéaste Ayan Mukerji. La liste des invités comprenait également Natasa Stankovic, Krunal Pandya et sa femme Pankhuri. Karan Johar a été photographié arrivant sur les lieux avec les enfants Yash et Roohi avec des cadeaux à la main. La fête sur le thème des merveilles hivernales a également été suivie par Natasa Stankovic et son fils Agastya. Brahmastra le réalisateur Ayan Mukerji a également été photographié à la fête. Karan Johar photographié avec les enfants Yash et Roohi. Karan Johar avec des enfants à la fête. Karan Johar avec des enfants à la fête. Ayan Mukerji à la fête. Ayan Mukerji à la fête. Natasa Stankovic à la fête. Natasa Stankovic à la fête. Les hôtes Mukesh Ambani et son fils Akash Ambani ont cliqué à la fête. Karan Johar a accueilli Yash et Roohi par maternité de substitution en 2017. Le cinéaste a également lancé un livre d'images pour enfants intitulé Les grandes pensées de Little Luvqui a été inspiré par ses expériences en tant que parent célibataire. Côté travail, Karan Johar va bientôt réaliser un film d'action. Il dirige également Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahani, avec Alia Bhatt et Ranveer Singh dans les rôles principaux. Il a également été vu jugeant l'émission de téléréalité de danse Jhalak Dikhla Jaa 10. Dharma Productions de Karan Johar a un tas de films à venir, y compris Yodha, entre autres. Les versions récentes incluent Cruche Jugg Jeeyo, Govinda Naam Mera, Liger, Brahmastra. Karan Johar est surtout connu pour avoir réalisé des films comme Kuch Kuch Hota Hai, Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham..., Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna, pour n'en nommer que quelques-uns. On le voit souvent juger des émissions de téléréalité. Karan Johar revient à la réalisation après de nombreuses années avec le film. Son dernier projet de réalisateur était Ae Dil Hai Mushkil, avec Anushka Sharma et Ranbir Kapoor. Le film est sorti en 2016.

[kootiepatra]

It's been too long since I dusted off my watercolors. I'm definitely rusty but here's a skeptical Aila.

(Aila belongs to @little-nommer and is a delight)

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

It's hilarious whenever a children's show gets a large adult following before having an unsatisfying ending because people'll say shit like "I can't believe they just left bonbon's character development unresolved like that" and be completely serious

[cosmicpaladintaka]

eyes are little rawry light nommers

it fucks me up that pupils are black for the same reason black holes are. they have no color because they absorb all color that enters them. each of us carry on our faces endless voids which evade the traditional visible light spectrum, and without them we couldn't absorb said spectrum. They give us knowledge by destroying it. what the fuck is a black hole doing with that color then

[fiction-is-the-new-black]

Wanted to draw the HR casts halloween costumes on their characters!! 🎃

[jkknight98]

Rain fall

Took a little bit of time to get this story out, but here we are, but its a twist. The reader insert in this story isn’t the one being nommed, but are the nommer instead, how else can you get a certain enderboy away from the rain when your clothes are already soaked. But your not experienced on this side of the coin~. 

I hope you guys enjoy this story and remember to drink water & eat something today~

(Wish me luck against my worst challenge, writing for Quackity)

tw: soft vore, mild injury, talk of being sick.

Sky above did you hate the rain sometimes, it was always such a hassle to be out collecting resources when the bottom suddenly falls out, and you would be completely drenched despite your best efforts. It made you feel sorry for the endermen in a way, while you only had to deal with the risk of getting a cold for staying out too long, you've been told it almost feels like acid on their skin. ‘Poor Ranboo’ was the next thought that crossed your mind as you huddled under a tree to rest, he felt the same amount of pain as a full-blooded enderman.

You did have to admit the rain was pretty sometimes though, especially now as it seemed to create an ethereal landscape around your tiny sanctuary, the frogs coming out of their hidden crevasses to sing to the sky, and the smells of wet earth quickly set your mind at ease. If you didn't already have plans to meet with Techno later this afternoon, you would have gladly set up a dry spot to sit down and take a quick nap, but that wasn’t in your cards today. You only just managed to map out the general path you were going to take to stay relatively dry when a purple particle fluttered before your nose, the slight prickly feeling causing you to nearly sneeze as it irritated the sensitive skin. “What are you doing here little thing?” Your hands reached up to cup the small thing away from your face, you always liked the particles endermen gave off, each one unique to the individual. You would have to admit that Ranboo’s were especially lively, each one of the particles seeming to have their own personalities as they moved around the giant teenager. Your thoughts were cut off as more particles began appearing around you, some going for your face while others circled the safety of the tree until a heavy weight slammed into your back, and it was only your quick thinking that stopped you both from falling. You had to stab your sword into the damp ground, making you a bit annoyed until you saw the two different colored hands that were weakly hanging off you,” Ranboo?!?!”

You did your best to turn around while supporting the boy, which was very difficult as the boy towered over you normally, but you were able to get him laid down with only a slight whine of pain escaping him, and could only gasp in worry once you took in his appearance. The boy was covered with burn marks from the rain, his two-toned skin looking blotchy as he looked up at you with teary eyes, which was only worsening the burns on his face,” N-name….sorry to scare you…. I got caught in the rain..”

You quickly shushed him as you dug around in your inventory to find the few healing items that you had on hand, happy to at least have a golden apple that you quickly set to cutting it into small chunks,” I can see that you big noodle, let's just focus on getting you healed up ok, eat this.”  You helped the boy eat the apple quickly, especially as the winds changed and more rain was blowing into your tiny shelter, causing more wounds to appear with each painful splash. “ The rain doesn’t look like it's going to slack up at all… What happened to the armor you usually wear?”

The boy's ears tilted downwards as he curled into a tighter ball next to you, which you were sure looked very comical to anyone walking past,” The durability wore out when a creeper exploded next to me, I thought I could make it back to Techno’s before the rain started, I’m lucky my particles got me here.”  His ears drooped even more as he leaned against you as another bout of wind threw rain towards you, making him flinch and hiss in pain, his tail flicking in annoyance. “ How long is it going to last, is it worth it to dig down and wait it out….. I had stuff to do..”

It made you sad to see the poor boy upset, reaching up a hand to gently rub his head in the spot you knew he liked, and smiled at the low purr that made you shake with the boy,” Seems like we both are going to be stuck here then, it wouldn’t be poggers to leave you here by yourself,” the boy couldn’t stop the laugh at your deliberately bad use of  a certain blonds words,” We both can be late meeting Techno, knowing him he’s out with the hounds.” The two of you both jumped out of your skins when a loud crash of thunder hit, the tree next to yours quickly catching fire and spreading fast despite the continuous rain, making you realize it wouldn’t be long before it reached your own tree if the rain didn’t stop it. “ Shit…. That fire is going to spread to our tree… we need to make a shelter, what blocks do you have?” The two of you attempted to make the best shelter that you could, but with your limited blocks and the dirt being too waterlogged for the boy to even touch, your attempt did only a bit better than the original tree. You were at a complete loss as to what to do at this point, the rain was just continuing to pour and Ranboo was slowly going through all of your healing items as he kept taking damage, it wasn’t a good spot for either of you to be in.

The boy perked up suddenly, causing you to jump and let out a short curse,” I know what we can do,” diving into his inventory before pulling out a very familiar cyan-colored potion and looked at it with hesitance,” I was supposed to give this to Techno….but I think he can understand the situation.” You knew that potion well, the infamous shrinking potion that made its way across the entire Smp and started a weird series of events that there was no escape from. Some people took it as a way to receive comfort or protection, as who could reach you if you were being protected by layers of muscles and bone, but others used it as a way of control. You couldn’t help but shiver at the thought of someone like Dream getting a hold of the potion, from the little bit of information you got about Tommy’s exile and time in the prison, that man would no doubt put it to horrible use.

You weren't ashamed to say that you had used the potion yourself on a few occasions, but not in the way Ranboo was suggesting, you were the one used to be stored and have never been the one storing. The idea made your mouth instantly go dry,” Are you sure that's a good idea… I've never done this before,” the boy just nodded with a tiny smile” and you trust me that much to do this?” This made him laugh and leaned against you, stating that he wouldn’t ask if he didn’t trust you, warming your heart a little. You could only sigh as you reached your hand out to ruffle his hair again,” I‘ll try my best, but why can’t I just hide you under my clothes and armor… it might be awkward... But I also wouldn’t be swallowing you..” You were very dismayed as the boy listed off every reason why hiding him under your clothing would be a terrible idea, and you were forced to agree with him on his decision, it would be safer for the two of you in the long run.

You couldn’t help the shaky sigh that escaped you,” Alright… go-ahead stretch, drink up before we have to stay out here any longer and Techno comes looking for us because he’s ‘not worried, just got tired of waiting”. This made the boy laugh as he popped open the bottle, allowing you the faintest whiff of the sour liquid before he started to drink it, it amazed you how he could drink it so straight-faced. But you were swift to gently take the bottle from him and hold his arms as he started to get woozy, eyes fully shutting as his body started to compress to a more manageable size…well manageable for others, you haven’t tried yet. You watched as the massive 8’5 teenager shrink down until he was just under six inches long..about the size of a loaf of bread…a big loaf of bread. “Oh, this is not going to be fun.” 

You gently cradled the tiny form to your chest as another clash of thunder made your tiny shelter shake from the force, and jumped when you felt a tiny hand tap your hands to see the boy awake.

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Ranboo was a bit hesitant when he looked up into your face, feeling the same amount of concern that was painted across your face, but as another gust of wind ripped through the shelter he knew he needed to steel his resolve. “You're going to need to slick me up, shouldn't be as hard as it is for Tubbo.”

He had to hold in a laugh as he watched an unimpressed look cross your face,” you two go back and forth doing this don't you?” He laughed openly now as you breathed a warm sigh, your breath welcomed as it eased the coolness on his skin, nearly leaning into it before he caught himself.  He did jump when something warm and considerably damp pressed against his face, sputtering as he used his hand to push your tongue away,” I have to get a taste test first, what if I had to dunk you in some honey if you tasted bad.” The two of you laughed at the joke for a moment, both of you clearly stalling until the moment couldn't be avoided, but Ranboo watched as your mouth opened before him.

He watched as strings of saliva draped from the roof like gossamer curtains, but the sight of your scrunched nose eased his discomfort, letting him confidently reach forward and place his hands inside...

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You were surprised at how good Ranboo tasted, you thought your test lick would make you sick, you were surprised at the pleasantness. You nearly jumped when you felt the tiniest pressure of hands on your tongue, the muscle picking up the odd sweetness, and started to drool, much to your embarrassment. The flavor only grew more intense as hands turned to arms, and then to the torso as Ranboo went as far as he could inside, still leaving his legs and twitching tail outside; going near cross-eyed to see this. You slowly closed your mouth, leaving your teeth away as you began to lick in earnest. You really did not want to choke on your friend, but slowly grew to enjoy your newest ‘treat’. The sweetness was still there from your first tasting, you would almost call it fruit-like if you only had one to compare it to, but you were now starting to taste the hint of a meatiness that was almost smokey…it was interesting. Your stomach seemed to share the same interest as it gave a low rumble in want, it was true that you hadn't eaten anything before your trip since you weren’t expecting to get caught in the rain like this, but it was really hard to ignore this fact now.  

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Ranboo could only laugh at the ticklish feeling, it didn’t seem like you were so hesitant with your tasting now, especially when he could hear the low rumble that echoed from the blackness. The sound would have made his knees weak if Tubbo didn’t act the same way, the smaller hybrid taking delight in this activity when they had the chance, so he was fairly used to bodily sounds. He shook his head slightly to try and rid some of the saliva running down it, but another swipe of the tongue made his efforts useless. 

He knew that you needed to hurry up though, he couldn’t hear the rain anymore, but his lower half could still feel the cold chill of it. He tried to shimmy forward again and reached out for where he guessed the throat would start but was halted when the mouth jerked and a few low coughs shook him, he must have accidentally hit something sensitive. “Sorry name, but we need to hurry up.”

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You were pulled from the shallow daze you had slipped into rather abruptly, one minute you were imagining that you were enjoying an odd sweet berry, the next you were trying not to hack up a lung. It took everything in your power not to accidentally bite down on the poor boy, doing that would put you on not only Techno and Phil’s shit list, but also Tubbo’s (the idea made an icy shiver run up your spine, you didn’t need a nuke striking down on your home.) You could only just hear the tiny voice over your ragged breathing and he was right, you needed to hurry this up.

You took a few deep breaths as you brought your hand up to gently grip Ranboo’s calves as you tilted your head upwards, it would make things easier for both of you and keep you from being a weirdo like Wilbur (He wanted to feel every last movement apparently), going a little cross-eyed as you watched the tiny tail flick around. You took one last breath to both ease your nerves and give Ranboo the chance to prepare himself, counted down from five…, and took the first swallow.

Oooh, that felt weird.

It felt very weird.

You were very thankful that Ranboo stuck his arms out because it was already turning into a very tight squeeze, you could just draw in a bit of air around the boy and only his head and shoulders were inside, and you still had a lot left to pack down. You felt the tiniest trickle of tears at the corner of your eyes as you continue, your throat was not made to stretch like this, but you couldn't stop now. You brought your free hand up to feel the misshapen lump just before it connected to your collarbone, wanting to wheeze as your air supply was fully severed, this prompted you to start pushing. In every swallow that you took, you used your other hand to gently push down on the legs that were still feeling the cold air, it made the boy squirm slightly, but after a few seconds, he thankfully caught on and stopped. You almost cried in relief as you were able to close your mouth over the tiny shoes and give the final swallows needed to clear your airways.

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It was safe to say that Ranboo felt bad about his decision, he could tell how badly you were struggling to get him down, at least you hadn’t fainted like he feared you would. It was a little shocking when he felt your hand press down on his legs but quickly held them stiff as it only helped get him down faster. He marveled at the sounds of your heart and lungs as he passed them, this was one of the few times he got to feel small as he normally towers over others. This was also one of the few times he felt fully safe as no one can get to him, and he can't get to anyone else in his enderwalk (he and Tubbo learned that on a very interesting day), so he couldn’t help but let out a pleased chirp at the tight embrace. He did flinch when his body was roughly shoved into a hard wall, but it didn't take long for it to open to a very vocal stomach, the organ quickly grabbing at his form. The sounds were pretty quick to change from eager grumbles to almost sickly whines as more of his body was forced inside, he probably should have had more of the shrinking portion, but it was too late now as his tail joined with his tightly curled form. The walls were very tight in their embrace as they tried to explore him, sounding almost pained when he wouldn’t break down under their movements. They pressed harder with one more rolling motion that Ranboo could best describe as a too firm massage, before coming to relax and he felt his weight sink further into the stretched flesh that was not happy to have him anymore. He was amazed, however, with how much softer your insides were. He leaned into them almost unconsciously with a low purr, he felt like he was in a plush bed, if the bed was damp and smelled citrusy, he was almost tempted to sleep. He wouldn’t do that though, he already felt horrible for taking advantage of your kindness in the first place, he won’t use this as an excuse to catch up on the sleep he's been missing.

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You would be amazed if you weren’t as green as a creeper with how sick you felt, looking down at the newly made bump in your torso, your breath could only hitch when it moved on its own. You weren’t made to be the one to do this,” Oh this was a terrible idea..” A very uncomfortable belch forced itself out of your mouth as the boy moved to get in a better position, you regretted swallowing him head first, placing a hand over the wriggling form as he tried to get upright; feeling sicker. “ please be more gentle…I would like to get to Techno’s without getting sick.”  The muffled sorry made you feel a touch better, though the sickness returned when you moved to stand and leave your shelter.

 You could feel how off your central gravity was as your stomach swayed with its additional weight, it really freaked you out how well you could feel Ranboo's breath under your skin, and how warm the area felt when you placed a hand over it. You almost felt like you over-gorged yourself on freshly cooked meat, and you were sure you were going to be sore from this. With one last shaky sigh, you moved to the edge of the ceiling and let a few sprays of cold rain hit your skin, reminding yourself that this was for your friend's sake. You took off in a sprint for the snowy north...

Only to stop with a very pained whine as your aching stomach and passenger were jostled, best to just fast walk and deal with getting soaked.

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You couldn’t stop the shiver as you felt icy hands pet at the still sensitive lining of your stomach, you didn’t think you would be doing this again with Ranboo (or Ghostboo after the…prison incident), but you were surprised to see the specter at your door. It seemed that with all the people he had been stored by, yours was the most comfortable, much to your confusion and dismay. So here you are now, wrapped in a blanket trying to ward off the never-ending chill in your core while the ghost of one of your dearest friends draws shapes on your insides. But you were happy to indulge the ghost, best to see him happy after you cried so much at his death. A sudden hiccup caused a muffled peal of laughter as the ghost apologized, leaving you to just sigh and gently tap where you could feel the phantom's head with a finger.