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yanderes-galore · 2 years ago

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May I please request Lord Tirek x Earth pony headCanons please

Like I did the other villains (Nightmare Moon, Discord, King Sombre, Queen Chrysalis kinda), this will be an AU of Season 4's finale.

Large centaur holds you like a rat, I guess-

Yandere! Lord Tirek x Earth Pony! Darling

Pairing: Romantic/Platonic/Pet-like (Darling's end)

Possible Trigger Warnings: Gender-Neutral Darling, Degrading behavior, Kidnapping, Demeaning behavior, Slight possessive behavior, Obsession, Forced affection, Sadism.

- Lord Tirek's main goal is to rule Equestria by stealing all of its magic.

- He's selfish, violent, manipulative, and evil.

- He's a tyrant and could care less how people think of him.

- He doesn't care for friendship.

- It's very unfortunate you're an earth pony.

- Unicorns and alicorns have strong magic.

- Pegasai use magic to fly.

- Earth ponies have magic, but not as strong as the other groups.

- Tirek's view of you is already pretty low.

- Poor pony, you were weak before but now you're even weaker.

- How pitiful.

- Lord Tirek is not a believer of friendship, or even very affectionate.

- His views towards you would definitely lean more towards a sense of ownership than a mutual sense of attraction.

- After he gains all of the alicorn magic and the Tree of Harmony plan fails, all the ponies/beings in Equestria are little more than toys.

- He's massive and obsessive about his size and power.

- He could easily crush you in his claws, yet he doesn't.

- There's no point to it in his eyes.

- Lord Tirek is Obsessive, Manipulative, Aggressive, Possessive, and so Controlling.

- His views towards his darling would be like you're his pet.

- Even more so if you're an earth pony.

- It's like having a pet mouse with his size.

- You'd be kept in a cage, kept alive by his command.

- Your life is in his hands.

- You're considered lucky for not being on the chopping block.

- You're barely able to move due to your strength being absorbed.

- Even if he gave it back to you, you could not fight him anyway.

- Lord Tirek is already too strong once he has all the magic he can get his hands on.

- He technically doesn't need you.

- Part of him... just wants to keep you, however.

- Hearing you spew all sorts of random talk at him was at first annoying.

- Then he starts listening to you begrudgingly like a radio.

- A ruler such as himself needs some sort of entertainment.

- Hearing you speak to him, pleading or some sort of story, eases his boredom.

- Perhaps even eases himself.

- You feel even more like a caged bird due to this....

- As some sort of power play, he'd probably hold you or force you on his shoulder.

- He'd be very demeaning about your situation, calling you a cute and weak pony pet.

- He drills in the fact you're weaker than him over and over.

- His possessive behavior comes off like him being angered over you trying to escape or associating with other weak ponies.

- He rules Equestria.

- You're his little pet to play around with.

- In response he'll just pluck you from your spot and bring you wherever he wants you.

- The pairing is hard to decide, as it's not really platonic or romantic.

- It's much darker than that-

- It's more like, an owner being obsessive and possessive over a pet.

- Perhaps if you were the same size at first, he'd consider something more intimate (barely).

- He doesn't really form close connections.

- Which means, even if he has some sort of twisted affection towards you, he'd still treat you as a pet.

- To Tirek, he thinks in his twisted mind you should be thankful for what he does.

- He feeds you, gives you a large cage, and pets your soft body like a hamster.

- Compared to everyone else in your home... you're living the high life, aren't you?

- His 'affection' is better than nothing, right?

#yandere my little pony #yandere mlp #yandere lord tirek

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rasshu-benaiokny · 2 years ago

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KnY Poneh AU🐴

(Demon slayer/My little Pony Synopsis)

- In the world of magical ponies, evil rears its ugly head once more as a corrupt and cursed alicorn named Muzan, watches over the world waiting for when he can finally take it over. A secret system of the worlds most powerful warriors called “Hashira” protects and fights against Muzan to prevent his influence over others but he has his own army… the 12 Moons. In exchange for devastating powers, creatures sell their allegiances to the corrupt alicorn, but are stricken with the same curse that prevents them from going out into the sunlight… Now deemed as Demons of their former selves, these minions fight, kill, and eat their own kind to get stronger, prompting the leader of the Demon slayers to take action, “All demons must be Executed”.

Notable characters

Rasshu: the pegasus warrior that prides herself on her sweet speed and evasion tactics. Shes one of the older slayers members and she often guides younger members to prepare them. Despite being extremely loyal to her purpose, she is deeply involved with a highly ranking villain. Only her and her leader know about this traitorous act but it seems like she’s influencing this said demon to switch sides… (she might have a slight demon trait in her)

Kyojuro: One of the most well respected Hashira despite his lackluster race: an earth pony. He radiate positivity as he represents their cause to cleanse this earth of demons! With his affinity for flames, he is known as the flame hashira! Though he might be one of the weaker members, he’s still extremely skilled as he uses his flame prowess to ignite his own weapons in battle! Friends with everyone and best friends with the sound hashira! (He is horrendously bad at social queues)

Giyu: A quiet pegasus that has witnessed the murder of his found family. Seemingly traumatized by the experience, he stays silent with most but he fights with vengeance for his fallen brethren. His affinity is water magic, as he can coat this weapons in a water like magic that helps cut through the necks of demons! He often gets bullied by the insect hashira, but he seems to be ok with it? Giyu seems to sightly respect Rasshu for being his sensei’s Hashira partner in the past. (He seems to a small crow as his pet that he love’s deeply)

Mitsuri: The most nurturing and happy earth pony you’ll ever see, the love hashira! Original under kyojuro, she became a hashira and now she fights alongside the best of the best! Her abnormally strong body allows her to plummet enemies in an instant!? She actually has a crush on most of the hashira but she REALLY wants to date the Serpents hashira! (She once had a crush on Rasshu, mistaking her for a stallion)

Obanai: A fragile bat pony that was taken in by the leader but now a strong Serpent hashira. This pony was born into a majority female demon controlled house hold so now he holds resentment for most women, except the sweetest pony, Mitsuri. He is one of the most skilled hashira as he fights along side his snake partner and utilizes snake-like magic to batter the opponents! (He knows Rasshu’s secret and absolutely hates her for it)

TENGEN: THE FLASHIEST OF THE HASHIRA! THE GOD OF FESTIVALS!!! This bombastic unicorn loves to fight with big blasts of magic infused attacks! He is also extremely fast and him and Rasshu tend to race constantly. With being so loud and flashy, he has a strenuous relationship with Obanai… Deemed as one of the weakest hashira, he looks up to his best buddy, Kyojuro… (He was actually raised to be a ninja like warrior so he is great at evasion IF he shuts up)

Sanemi: A scary dragon/pony hybrid that strikes fear into everyone. Deemed as the wind hashira, Sanemi uses his dragon like magic to control the wind around him to aid in killing his enemies! His ways are so ruthless that fellow hashira tend to get worried for the demon’s sake. Obanai seems to be his only “friend” since they are both similarly ruthless when fighting demons. (Gyomei is one of the few ponies that witnessed Sanemi’s gentle side)

Gyomei: An extremely gentle pony that has tremendous physical power. He is around the same age as Rasshu, placing him as being the second older active hashira. He has a calming aura that seems to attract animals of all kinds. Not wanting to fight, you can see him meditating alongside nature but when he does fight, it’s terrifying. He is undoubtedly the strongest hashira when it comes to physical power! (He is so sweet that no hashira seems to hold any resentments against him… he often invites his co hashira to tea)

Shinobu: a small unicorn that is deemed as the insect hashira. She aids and heals up any of the injured slayers so she has a decent role to play in the demon slayer corps! But don’t let her small stature fool you, she cant slice up demons like the others but she creates poison that eats away at even the strongest of demons! She has a sweet expression but she holds a large amount of anguish behind such a sweet face. (She seems to have a bit of interest in the water hashira, Giyu… or maybe she just likes to bully him)

Muichiro: The youngest slayer with the hashira rank; the mist pillar! This young unicorn seems to be a tad bit forgetful as he never seems to remember much. Because of his young age, he gets coddled by most of the hashira in his area. Even if hes super young, hes a hashira for a reason as his ability to fight is extraordinary! Using mist to hide his movements and confuse his enemies! (He actually refers to Rasshu as aunt Rasshu, even if they aren’t related… now every young slayer does this to her)

Sakonji: A retired pegasus that used to fight along side Rasshu back in the day until he got badly injured. The former water pillar, he trained many slayers like Giyu and Tanjiro but many of his students died to a particular demon hellbent of revenge… After breaking his wings, he lives alone after failing to protect his students… he still teaches what he can to the creatures seeking to become a slayer… (sometimes he shows up to hashira meetings to see whats going on)

Tanjiro: A new young slayer that wants to fight to save his little sister and change her back into a normal pony. This earth pony seems to have the power of the sun itself like the original slayer from the legends! He’s very hopeful as he trains each day with his friends. He fights to finally confront the evil alicorn himself! (He is so dang innocent and sweet but he’s also so naive)

Zenitsu: A jumpy unicorn embedded with electric elements! He’s terrified of monsters and demons but he still fights along side his friends! Many hashira are annoyed by his screams of terror and most wonder why he’s a slayer to begin with but he has his reasons. His electric powers allows him to be a dangerous opponent to be reconned with. (He had an OBVIOUS crush on Nezuko to the point that it’s nauseating)

Inosuke: The wild pegasus that was raised by wild boars! Somehow this monstrosity of a pony made his way to the demon slayer corps and found himself a few friends to join up with. He’s pretty dumbfounded but his recklessness is a nice wild card for demons to deal with! Creating his own magic powers, he is deemed as the creator of the beast style! A rough and crazy fighting style that trumps a lot of expectations! (He is easily defeated by his opponents if they give him shiny things or acorns)

Nezuko: The one exception to the “destroy all demons” rule as this cute pony is actually a demon! Turned by the great Muzan himself by accident, she’s extremely powerful and will help out her brother in tough times! She is mute and innocent as she stays with her brother in a small pouch since she is able to control her size. Funnily, since she became a demon directly from muzan, she is an alicorn demon like him, she just doesn’t know all of her powers yet. (Sometime when no ones around, Zenitsu will visit and talk to her)

Kagaya: the leader of the Demon slayer corps. He is a fragile unicorn with no magic to spare due to his family’s curse. He is ultimately weak with no powers or fighting prowess what so ever but he is the loving leader of his members… he has vowed his life to defeating the one scar in his family’s lineage, Muzan. His family’s sole purpose is to defeat Muzan. (His father, Daichi, was Rasshu’s original leader but he died recently)

(Part two will be about the 12 kizuki and their summaries) this was fun, i hope others find this cute AU

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #demon slayer au #kimetsu no yaiba au #kny au #mlp #mlp crossover #demon slayer crossover #hashira #hashira headcanons #part one #mlp au #self insert #kny mlp au #my little pony

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spottyissleepy · 2 years ago

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OKAY SO y’all asked after my MLP au, and I am now here to provide ✨

But please keep in mind that this au is probably like six years old and I’ve forgotten a lot of it, plus- I just woke up lmao

So the very bare bones of it is that instead of being the rulers of Equestria (which is probably renamed to something along the lines of “ungulate”, which means hoofed animal), the two sisters are proper deities that are thought to have “eyes in the sky”, so to speak, and they each sacrificed one eye to hang in the heavens as the sun and moon respectively to watch over the creatures of their realm and ensure their safety

Now, in my rewrite Equestria, only hoofed animals have human-like intelligence, and obviously that includes the ponies/horses, which have MASSIVE superiority complexes because the goddesses of their world are most commonly thought of as alicorns, i.e., horses

There’s also vast differences between the three main pony species - unicorns are incredibly delicate, like. To a fault. They are insanely easy to break, which is something of a way to ahhh I guess “even out” their playing field because,, they have access to raw magic. Pegasi are more streamlined and bird like, and have a natural inclination towards predicting and managing the weather. And earth ponies are fucking t a n k s, and essentially the only ones in terms of ponies who can actually grow food; unicorn magic taints crops, so plant magic is only under the earth ponies’ belts.

But I imagine that the series as a whole would revolve around the mane six (obviously) but in Very different ways

Twilight would be a scholar of Celestia; her magic is directly tied to the sun and all the things that the goddess Celestia represents: like healing and warmth and etc

Rarity’s magic might be somewhat tied to the earth, in terms of like,, gemstones? But her magic is very weak; most unicorn magic, I imagine, is less of “whoa so many things you can do with this!!!!” and more of, legitimately, “you can really only excel at one thing”

I imagine it’s. Kind of like the coven system from the Owl House?? But idk

She’s still a dress maker lmao. I think the main “plot” of my au, she,, created costumes for the other mane six so that they could all go out and help spread love rather than hate between the three pony tribes while staying safely anonymous

Apple Jack still works on her family’s farm

Pinkie Pie now owns her own bakery, and she makes delicious vegan baked goods with ingredients grown from her own garden

Rainbow Dash was unemployed I’m pretty sure, and just like the town’s resident speed demon and Bad Boy tm

And Fluttershy owned an animal sanctuary for injured and abandoned pets / general animals

I mentioned it a little earlier but from what I remember it was,, the three tribes all hold the mindset that they’re better than the others because [insert various reasonings here], but the mane six come together due to a prophecy that relates to the death of their gods: i.e., the moon went nuts and is actively trying to murder the sun

Discord is also a larger player, as he is an ancient god of chaos that more or less shaped Celestia and Luna, but he has a mortal form that just causes havoc for the hell of it

Mildly unrelated, I think Twilight’s parents belonged to an extremist sun-worshipping cult, which is why she’s such a prodigy, but she gets the hell out of dodge from there and starts exploring more beyond her magic

And uhhh that is. All i remember presently lmao

#my little pony friendship is magic #my little pony #my little pony au #princess celestia #celestia #princess luna #luna #twilight sparkle #rarity #apple jack #rainbow dash #fluttershy #pinkie pie

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thunderstomm · 3 years ago

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WordGallop AU ⇢ An MLP x WordGirl AU

My take on a WordGirl/My Little Pony AU! A totally original idea, I know. But, I had an interesting idea, regarding a unique backstory for a pony Becky, and a legitimate tactic for her to have her powers, and hide her identity in a way.

In this post, I'm going to go over Becky's backstory, and then as a bonus, talk about the species, backstory and motives of some of the other characters from the show.

Disclaimer: This post will not include designs, although I may possibly make them in the future!

All posts for this AU will be tagged as "#WordGallop AU"

⇢ Becky's Story

The distant planet Lexicon is inhabited primarily by the species known as Changeling, bug-like ponies with the ability to shapeshift. They feed off love, which they typically get from each-other. Changelings are born in their black, green and blue state, and often go through their metamorphosis to gain their final form during adolescence, when they have received enough love to warrant it. The only other species that lives on Lexicon is the Dragons, large scaly beasts, with wings and breath of fire.

Baby Changeling Becky accompanies her parents to their workplace one day, and accidentally wanders onto one of the airships on the premise. She plays inside it until she is too tired, and falls asleep aboard it. Little does she know, Force Captain Huggy Face, a respected Pilot and Dragon, has an important mission on that day, and she is sleeping on his airship. Huggy sets off on his trip, with Becky on it with him.

Becky wakes up, by the time Huggy is in face, and she startles him, causing them to crash into an asteroid. Huggy, in order to save their lives, is forced to crash land on another planet, one that is uninhabited by both Changeling and Dragons. Earth, the planet belonging to the Earth pony, Pegasus and Unicorns. Captain Huggy Face tries his best to raise the young girl, but, it is a difficult task, due to the fact Changelings need love to be fed, and getting that from only one creature would not sustain her.

Becky grew up, very smart, and very aware of the world around her, in part thanks to her heritage as a creature from Lexicon. She had to teach herself to use her shapeshifting ability, which would be used whenever she had to go somewhere in public. Becky had learned as much as possible about the ponies around her, as well as her biology as a changeling, and what she needed to survive, Love. Using her shapeshifting powers, Becky creates an alter ego, a SuperHero Alicorn, known as WordGallop. As only a filly, she, and Captain Huggy Face, fight the crime of Fair City, using these fake alias.

Becky's hunger begins to fade, but not enough. Her relationship with the ponies, the civilians, is parasocial, and the villains, who she does have a more in-depth relationship with, hate her guts, which makes her still hunger. On a stormy day, a cold and hungry Becky uses her shapeshifting powers to become a green earth pony, so that she can safely seek shelter until the rain stops.

Sally Botsford, a pink earth pony and the district attorney, is volunteering at a food kitchen, helping all those in the area to stay warm and sheltered during the storm. She is shocked when a young earth pony, and her "pet" walk in, with no adult in sight. She approaches the young pony, and asks if she is lost, and needs help. Becky explains that she is not lost, and that she has no family, as if it is a normal thing. Sally is shocked and horrified to find this out, and spends the entire evening talking to Becky about her life, and situation. Becky hides her true identity as both a changeling, and WordGallop, from her, but does talk about how she and her dragon companion have lived on their own, ever since she could remember.

After her shift, Sally goes to her home, and talks to her husband, an earth pony called Tim Botsford, about taking Becky into their home, and raising her as their daughter. Tim agrees, and the next day, the two of them go back to the shelter, to tell Becky this news. Becky is surprised by this, but wonders what impact it may have on her life as superhero WordGallop.

Tim and Sally take Becky, and Huggy, now renamed Bob, to their home, and introduce them to TJ, an earth pony colt who is obsessed with superheroes. Becky is also enrolled into school, where she meets and makes friends with earth pony Violet and pegasus Scoops. Surprisingly, balancing her two lives is easy, and Becky comes to love both being Becky and WordGallop, and getting to know other ponies. What she doesn't realize, though, is that her hunger is beginning to diminish, the better she gets to know these ponies, and the more she begins to love them back.

One day, when on her own, Becky realizes that she is no longer hungry. She is satisfied. And, with this revelation, she is transformed into her Metamorphosed form, a stunning red and yellow changeling, with bright green eyes. Becky does not need to feed anymore. She could stop being WordGallop, and leave Fair City if she wanted to. Only... she doesn't. Becky loves her family, and her friends, and knows that no matter what, the ponies of what is now her home will need protecting, and she cares for her safety.

WordGallop continues to save the city from any problems, and loves her life as earth pony Becky!

⇢ Ponies of Fair City

Heroes & Civilians

Becky Botsford/WordGallop - A changeling from the planet Lexicon. She takes the form of a blank flank, green earth pony in her regular life, and becomes a red and yellow alicorn, complete with shield cutie mark, when saving the world as WordGallop!

Bob Botsford/Captain Huggy Face - A dragon from the planet Lexicon. He cannot speak the language of the ponies, but more than makes up for it with his breath of fire, and ability to change his size!

Sally Botsford - A pink earth pony, with a blue star cutie mark. She is Fair City's district attorney. She is the adoptive mother of Becky.

Tim Botsford - A green earth pony, with a cooking themed cutie mark. He is the adoptive father of Becky.

TJ Botsford - A salmon earth pony, who is yet to earn his cutie mark. He is obsessed with superheroes, and is the president of WordGallop's fan club. He is unaware of his sister's true identity as the hero.

Violet Heaslip - A violet earth pony, with a painting themed cutie mark. She is Becky's best friend, and a talented artist. She is one of the only ponies who knows Becky's identity as a changeling.

Scoops Ming - A yellow pegasus, with a camera cutie mark. He loves to write, and take pictures for the school newspaper. Scoops is still learning how to fly, but doesn't mind the fact he's not good at it.

Rex/Colt Math - A changeling from the planet Hexagon. He fights villains in his changeling form, and disguises himself as a unicorn, when living as Rex. Fellow superhero, and ally of WordGallop.

Villains

Dr. Two Brains - Once a great scientist, this unicorn accidentaly fused his mind with a parasprite, giving himself bug-like wings, and a terrible appetite, as well as a newfound liking to villainy.

Chuck the Evil Sandwich-Making Guy - An earth pony, with a sandwich themed cutie mark. He is obsessed with sandwiches, and commits crimes relating to the food often.

Tobey McAllister - A young unicorn, who enjoys building destructive robots. After his first rampage, his mother made him hide his robot cutie mark, so that people would not find out it was him who was wreaking havoc.

The Butcher - An earth pony, with a meat themed cutie mark. He has the ability to summon meat, by stomping his hooves down.

Victoria Best - A unicorn, who pretends to be an alicorn, wearing fake wings. She insists her wings are real, despite the fact nobody has seen her fly. Her cutie mark is a blue ribbon.

Miss Power - A powerful Queen changeling. She was never reformed, and still maintains her black form. She hides this from people, by disguising herself as different species, usually a blue alicorn, and taking over, or destroying, their planets.

Thank-You for reading! Feel free to ask questions regarding this AU.

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caw-rky · 2 years ago

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I wanted to try redesigning the mane 6 in the most unexpected pony type and I had ideas about them??? So uh, AU time I guess? Here is a pegasus!Twilight. I totally imagine her being extremely interested in magic and very frustrated to not be a unicorn (maybe is she trying here to find how to become an alicorn? After all, Celestia, Luna and her old foalsitter must have been normal ponies once upon a time ~). I made Spike more "pet-dragon" like. In this AU, dragons mature very slowly and grows their whole life from lizard-sized to big dragon. Spike is still in the baby step. Ponies, not really knowing much in dragon biology, thinks there are two types of dragons, the pet type (very little and with an intellect and speech close to some parrots) and the big type (which are in fact child to adult forms). Most baby dragon taken in by ponies never develop correctly because of problem in their diets. Twilight is a scholar pegasus, using her wings more often to carry more books and scrolls that for flying. In this AU I consider there are other ways to do magic that horn (notably with salt, cristals, chalk, ...) and Twilight studied them under Celestia's supervision after managing to hatch Spike during an entrance exam to her unicorn-school (she put a charm on, the teachers saw and put this exam thinking there was no way she could do it). I probably will only post drawings of each of the mane 6, and the pillars, of this but yeah... Hope you enjoyed !

#mlp g4 #mlp pony #twilight sparkle #mlp au #mlp redesign #mlp art

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rivermoose-vlogs · 7 years ago

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I’ve done this award twice already (The SunShine Blogger Award and Sunshine Blogger Award#2) but it changes each time due to its nature, so here it is again.

Sorry this took me so long to get to…

I was nominated by two lovely humans this time Alex @ Lord of the Trekkies and Raquel @ Rakiodd Books. Go check out their blogs! And thank you both so much!

The Rules

Thank the person/persons that nominated you and link back to their blog.

Answer the 11 questions your nominator has given you.

Nominate 11 other people and give them 11 new questions to answer.

List the rules and display the award

Questions From Alex @ Lord of the Trekkies

What is your favorite part of blogging?

I’m not sure. I like connecting with people. I like talking about books. I like having a hobby. I’m not sure I have a favorite part.

Do you like to read? Why?

Yes I like to read.

I have a book blog…It’d be weird if I didn’t.

And I just do.

What is your favorite song?

I can’t pick favorites of ANYTHING. I have lists of favorites – not all times.

I’m currently listening to:

What is your OTP?

Again – I CAN”T pick favorites.

I have an OTP per book/fandom, not in general.

What is your NOTP?

Ditto above.

Though the Harry/Hermoine pairing particularly annoys me.

What/Who is your spirit animal?

Well, my patronus is a dolphin.

And I’m a Moose.

Take that as you will.

If you could have one famous author (living or other-wise) to write your biography, who would you choose and why?

*Paniked screaming because I can’t make decisions*

JK Rowling – just so my name would always be used in conjunction with Harry Potter.

Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune?

Jeopardy! I love that show!

And I’ve never seen Wheel of Fortune…

Who is your favorite villain of all time?

Again. Not great with favorites. You need to give me a context. In superhero films? In books? What?

BBC Moriarty is great though.

And Crowley.

Do you like Disney?

Who doesn’t?

What is your opinion on Loki? (From The Avengers, Thor, etc.)

MY PRECIOUS CHILD!

Seriously though, his comic redemption arc in Young Avengers/Agent of Asgard is one of my favorites!

Questions From Raquel @ Rakiodd Books

Which do you spend more time watching, TV or YouTube videos?

TV probably. But I do watch a lot of Youtube…

What’s something your parents lied to you about when you were a child?

SO MANY THINGS.

Though the best all came from my dad. He told me things like “You’re mother is your stepmother” – I think because Cinderella made me cry. He also told me I was adopted from an alien family (and that I was found in a trash can).

If you could be in any band, what band would it be and what instrument would you play?

Listen. I have absolutely no sense of rhythm/music. And lack the ability to read sheet music on a fundamental level.

I took Guitar as my elective in Sixth grade and it was the worst thing ever. Mind you, being left handed and forced to learn right handed as the school had no left handed guitars probably contributed to that, but still.

I have always wanted to learn the drums though. Though I wouldn’t want to join any of my favorite bands because I’d just mess them up (but can I still meet Brenden Urie?).

What mythical creature would you want as a pet?

A hippogriff. Or alicorn because my sister and little cousin would die.

I’d say a dragon – but it’d probably eat me…

Do you have any weird body skills, what are they?

Okay, get ready.

*Stretches and cracks knuckles*

I am double-jointed, which means I’m the Queen of weird body skills.

Notably:

I can shift my knee-cap out of place, and bow my leg in the opposite direction than its meant to go, and manually move my kneecap. More so in my left leg, since thats the knee I sprained, popped out of place, popped back in myself, and walked on for a week before going to the doctor about two years ago. If freaks people out.

My shoulder is also weird. I can twist my arm so my elbow is in the front – my dad says it makes my arm look like a chicken wing, and my shoulder is visibly out of the socket (at least partially). I once fell off a stool in class, and my (Biomedical/Anatomy) teacher thought I broke my arm because it was twisted all the way around from how I fell. I stood up, twisted my arm back, and kept doing my work and I think I scared her.

What’s your favorite 90s song? Or early 2000s if you’re too young.

I’m probably technically too young – I was born late 1999, and have a soft spot for more early 2000’s than 90’s music.

But reading this question, a song popped into my head. Not my favorite if I think bout it, but the one that popped into my head:

What’s the worst movie you’ve ever seen?

I can’t think of one of the top of my head. Though, I find really terrible movies hilarious.

I will say I hated Plague Town – one of the few movies to ever give me nightmares, and it was terrible. Every character was stupid beyond even horror movie standards and it wasn’t even a good horror movie. Not sure why it freaked me out so much.

Do you have a giggle trigger? Something that always makes you giggle or laugh, a certain word, joke, funny face, etc.

I mean, a lot of things make me laugh. But I’m not aware of a specific “giggle trigger”.

If you ruled a country, what would your country be known for?

100% literacy, great Special Eduction programs, and a functional Healthcare system.

I can dream right?

If you had a time machine, but it could only go from the past and back OR to the future and back to the present, which would you prefer?

Future – it would be cool to see things! But like, REALLY FAR into the future.

Which are you less likely to “survive”, no coffee or no internet?

I have to say no internet, because my GPA would no survive sans google.

Though seriously, I’m non-functional if you try and talk to me without caffeine.

Questions For My Nominees:

What’s a series with a cover change you love? A series with a cover change you despise?

Most currently anticipated book?

What book on your physical TBR causes you the most shame?

Give TV recommendations based on 5 of your favorite books!

How do you take your coffee/tea?

What were your favorite books and TV shows as a child?

Show us a picture of your bookshelf!

Favorite video game/visual novel?

What have you learned from book blogging? What advice would you give new book bloggers?

Favorite and most hated YA book tropes?

What do you think are your best blog posts? Link so we can check them out!

I Nominate:

Louise @ Genie Reads

Casey @ Adopt-a-Book-AUS

B @ Icebreaker694

The Orangutan Librarian

Drew @ The Tattooed Book Geek

Sophie @ Blame it on Chocolate

Kayla @ KDrew The Bookworm

McKenzie @ Bookish Things and Tea

Lashaan and Trang @ Bookidote

Megan @ Bookslayer Reads

Danielle @ Books, Vertigo and Tea

Ryann The Reader

Sunshine Blogger Award #3 I've done this award twice already (The SunShine Blogger Award and Sunshine Blogger Award#2) but it changes each time due to its nature, so here it is again.

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incorrectmlpquotes · 8 years ago

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I watched My Little Pony: Equestrian Girls (2013)

Or: This wasn’t what I signed up for when I started watching this show, but now I’m suckered in.

If I was better at planning things, I would have started with this review. But, here we are.

Some history As stated previously, I was not exactly excited to watch the Equestrian Girls movie (mainly because this commercial still haunts my nightmares). It was a lot better than I had expected, but that doesn’t mean it does;t have flaws. Lots and lots of flaws. The biggest of which being: this feels like fan fiction. Now, let me elaborate: I have seen a lot of people compare works to fan fiction implying that it’s bad or poorly written. That is not at all true or fair. Fan fiction can be complex and well-written and way more interesting than a lot of published fiction. But there are certain thing s a writer can get away with in fan fiction that doesn’t work in other writing. For example, in stories based on, say, a popular tv show, you don’t need to go into detail about a character’s appearance or characteristics because the reader already knows all of those details. A good writer uses a pre-established world and people to get right to the meat of a story and explore other aspects of them. That would be fine, except this movie was intended to be a back-door pilot to a new show. Let that sink in: they wanted to take a familiar and complex universe with a unique premise and make a high school au.

The high school au is actually an easy to understand phenomenon. The advice most given to young writers is “write what you know.” I’m not going to discuss whether or not this is good advice, but it does explain a few things. The average age for fan fiction writers is 12-20. What do people in this age know a lot about? The building they spend eight hours a day, five days a week for sixteen years sitting in, thinking about tv shows. Why shouldn’t they write bout their favorite characters doing the same? The problem arises when Hollywood executives who haven’t been in a high school for thirty years decide to screw up a simple concept by taking your favorite characters and using every high school cliche in the book. They do that so often in this movie, I made a bingo game for it. Feel free to play along:

Enough stalling, to the movie:

The film starts with the princess summit. If you didn’t see the (I can’t believe I’m writing this) controversial season three finale where resident brainiac Twilight Sparkle becomes a princess alicorn, too bad. This is not explained and will be a pretty important plot point. It is nice that they give some brief characterization at the beginning, but they don’t say the other Mane Six’s names. Didn’t this come out in theaters? A movie- even one based off a tv show- should provide this information so if someone who’s never seen the show watches it, they can understand the references. The Rugrats movies did it, the Wild Thornberrys movie did it, and this movie should have done it.

Perchance could this hooded figure that’s creeping about after dark be a villain? Meet Sunset Shimmer. She was Princess Celestia’s pupil who went rogue after her desire for great power overtook her good nature. Sound familiar?

No? Good

Ah plot contrivances . I understand that these are the bedrock to most movies based in magical universes, but it shouldn’t make me think “how convenient” every five minutes. Maybe I wouldn’t feel this way if it were actually explained what a moon means. They have days. They have months. They have years. HOW LONG IS A MOON? EXPLAIN YOUR UNIT OF TIME, EQUESTRIA!!!

Ok, Twilight’s reaction to being turned in to a human (?) is hilarious. I read that the writers made Spike a dog to avoid the weird dragon age implication, and it is pretty funny, but why does he know how she should act in this world? (And why does that outfit make her look like an anime character?)

I know they needed to get all the characters we the audience are familiar with into one long sight gag, but why is Diamond Tiara in a high school? How do ages translate in this universe? It’s things like this that reinforce the fan fiction argument

About the songs in this: they’re not great. They aren’t terrible by any means, but after season three (I actually quite enjoyed the songs in the finale) it’s a tad dissappointing

Over fourteen minutes in and we finally get to meet the Mane 6 doppelgängers and the villain antagonist of the piece. Aaaaand she’s a one-dimensional mean girl stereotype. Twilight can fight the literal spirit of chaos, but can she survive Regina George?

Actual Disney Princess Fluttershy. But how does she carry around any books without crushing those animals? My high school backpack would have squished Angel bunny

Princess Celestia: thousand year old omniscient being who raises the sun, demoted to a public high school principal. Not even a school board super intendant. It sucks to be you, babe. That design is beyond hideous btw

The instant they said “princess”, I just knew we were in for a ride. Look, that was the easiest comparison for what was going on in the MLP-verse, but the princess of a dance doesn’t really do anything. They get their pictures the school paper, and maybe the yearbook and that’s all. It’s not like she’s running for class president or something that would actually affect the student body

So are they seniors? There are three pictures of Sunset winning the title, so…

The moments of self-awareness are really jarring, especially because the principal just spoke to a new student without asking for transcripts or grades or anything

You know, maybe show a little more than just one scene of making Fluttershy cry (a feat so easy her pet rabbit does it on a regular basis) if you want me to believe that Sunset is so mean and scary. She’s not exactly Heather Chandler

If there is one phrase that needs to be expunged from screen-writers’ vocabulary, it is “rule the school.” It is quite possibly the single worst cliche I have ever seen and is usually the worst part of any high school movie. Maybe if Sunset was using her magic to control these people it would be different, but we don’t see that. The lunch room would be the perfect setting to showcase how she divides people in order to keep them weak (a la the Hunger Games), but no such luck

Some hilarious foreshadowing at the hands of Pinkie, and some flat exposition from Applejack. We get it! Sunset is a mean girl! Those exist, but it doesn’t make her an all-powerful villain! So far Rainbow Dash has been presented as a better antagonist than her. Your close friend can do more to stab you in the back than someone who’s shows up just complain about decorations

Sunset disrespected the cider! Kick her ass, AJ!

I’m really glad they found the only poorly-lit corner of the school to have the confrontation scene. But honestly, isn’t running unopposed kind of a pathetic way to win? Like, wouldn’t Sunset rather crush someone on her way to victory to establish dominance? The addition of the new mythos as to what happens when an element of harmony is brought to another universe is actually a nice addition, but I bet we won’t hear about it again until the climax

So the Main 6 5 were friends and something split them apart? I bet it must be something very serious to divide such a close friend group. Or perhaps a simple yet frustrating misunderstanding that ruins all suspense. Probably the latter. That photo of the younger characters is the most adorable thing i’ve ever seen, though

The moment I’ve been waiting thirty two minutes for: Rarity’s appearance! And it took me that long to figure out that they are basically all wearing the same outfit. I think this might be the case of designing for the merchandise before designing the characters: Doll skirts are waaaaaay easier to sew than doll pants, and those knee-high boots mean less anatomy to worry about. Did that toy line take off? I feel like I never see them in stores...

I suppose I should be asking why the school would care about someone they’ve never met doing something embarassing on a video, but in real life everyone would just assume Twilight was on drugs. Also, I’m pretty sure smear campaigns would get you disqualified from the race

So technology ruined their friendship. That’s not what’s said, but that is what’s being implied

This is the biggest example of how you can get by without detailed characterization in fan fiction but not published writing: the audience know what element each pony doppelgänger stands for because they’ve had three seasons to earn that trait. These characters have not. For the most part, none of them have even slightly acted like them. Rarity’s really the only one, being generous and helping someone she had never met hide from the crowd who has come to mock her shame. I suppose Fluttershy was kind, but Twilight stood up for her first and she was kind of just returning the favor. Applejack has’t had the chance to be honest (providing exposition does not count), Pinkie was visibly angry at one point, and and ending a friendship over a petty squabble is the exact opposite of loyalty. Rainbow Dash would not have ended the feud if Twilight hadn’t intervened. I know this is a seventy minute movie and they have to move the story along, but maybe have less montages and more exploration of character. Friendship is Magic parts 1 and 2 was only forty five minutes only and they managed to introduce a new world, characters, and a plot setup while keeping the story going

And just like that, the conflict is resolved. Rainbow’s design is HORRIBLE. What is up with that skirt? And more importantly: how does being bad at a sport mean you will be a good princess? Wouldn’t her willingness to fix a friendship say more about her character?

On to the annoying blue elephant in the room: I hate Flash Sentry. I hate him as a character plot device and I have no use for him. Here is what I have written in my notes for this scene:

Looking past the fact that only one main character has ever shown an interest in a romantic relationship, watching the normally competent and intelligent Twilight act awkward around a boy who (need I remind you) is a different species than she, makes me sick to my stomach. If you like him: fine. If you ship them: whatever. I do not care. This is not the worst ship I have seen come out of this show/movie, but he has no personality or character. He is generic “boy” character who could have been written out and the movie would have been the same. Every time he is in a scene, I roll my eyes and groan. That is all I’m going to say about him

Rarity being overly dramatic gives me life, but the speech about unity just beats you over the head with the movie’s message. I get the comparison, but being part of a school is not the same thing as being a part of a community or kingdom. The second you graduate, you stop caring about your high school. School pride is not the same thing as nationalism

So just to be clear: girl messes up using a copier = comedy gold. Group sings a frankly embarrassing song to the entire lunchroom = best thing ever, let’s vote for her. In real life, the principal would have just walked in and suspended all of them

Why on earth would they manually doctor the photos? It would be so much work to cut those things out. Is there no photoshop equivalent in this world? Why leave a paper trail? But, on the plus side, here is an actual dilemma! Twilight has to figure out another- Oh wait no, let’s resolve that instantly by having Blue Hair McThiscouldhavebeenliterallyanyone find the photos. It’s almost as if this scene was pointless.

Don’t flirt in front of the administer! Geez

Oh look, more conflict. Twilight has to get the crown and leave tonight. Maybe that scene did have a point. Some actual stakes, if this changed the plan to get the crown. But it doesn’t. We know they are going to redecorate the gym. This is just slowing down the plot and taking time away from developing the characters

This is a genuinely sweet scene with Spike. It is one of the best scenes in the whole movie, and it brings up a good point: Twilight feels alone because she is the only one who understands the full weight of what getting (or more importantly: possibly losing) the crown means, in this universe and her home. But she’s not alone because the people who are depending on her will support her and try to help no matter what the outcome is

HOW LONG IS THIRTY MOONS?!?!

Oh Pinkie Pie. You majestic creature

Oh my gosh, an actually appropriate reactions to a talking animal! Wow. Usually a movie like this would just have a character say, “huh, weird” and no one would react

So the conflict is once again resolved quickly. The problem is no more. This was slightly more satisfying because is did require other people to assist in fixing the gym, thereby bringing the divided school together, but it happened in one musical number. When you rush important plot points, they lose significance

Well, Twilight has six hours until she potentially loses her magic crown to the villain and is stuck in this world while Sunset takes over Equestrian, so IT’S TIME FOR A MAKEOVER MOTAGE!

The animals are helping Fluttershy get ready- this is proof she is a Disney Princess!

Ah yes, the formal cowboy hat. A staple of every dance

I don’t know anyone in real life who’s actually taken a limo to a dance

Remember how I said I wasn’t going to talk about Flash again? Well, I lied. His car screams “douche”, but his personality screams nothing at all because ewe know nothing about this character except he plays the guitar. Granted, that’s usually the amount of info we got about the love interest in a late nineties teen flick, but this isn’t one of those. Maybe instead of that soccer scene, they could have provided reasons for me to care about whether Twilight will dance with him. Just saying

The moment you’ve all been waiting for since it was set up in the first act has arrived. I know you were all on the edge of your seat wondering if Twilight would win.

Suspense is a tricky thing to do well. You need to build up to it without constantly reminding the audience to the point that they no longer care about it. There is a quote by Alfred Hitchcock that I’m not going to put in its entirety, but here’s the link, that basically says you can’t have a big Thing happen with no buildup. We know that something potentially bad could happen if Sunset gets the crown, but the majority of the movie has been about this darn dance. You almost forget just why Twilight wants to win, other than this is a high school movie. When you only leave fifteen minutes for the climax, with little to no build up (do we even know what Sunset can do?) it’s going to be unsatisfying. I might be putting way to much thought into this kids movie. But wait, no I’m not. This show is not one of the time-wasting cartoons of yore. It covers complex subjects and serious topics, so pardon me if I expect more out of them than cliche after cliche

In a rare display of actual villainy, Sunset offers Twilight a way home in exchange for the crown. This leads to one of the few scenes that shows her self-sacrifice: Twilight cares more about the safety of her home and her friends than her own comfort. I question what has Sunset actually accomplished there that’s so bad, but Twilight is acting noble (and I mean that in the most unsarcastic was possible)

And she just steals the crown. And becomes the most hilarious looking demon ever

How has no one pulled out their cell phone and videotaped this yet?

I question how effective the army of easily wounded humans would be against Equestrian, which is full of creatures who have magic, hooves, and stabbing horns, but whatever

What’s this? Could it be… the magic of friendship? Whoever could have guessed?

This magical pony transformation scene will really come back to haunt me (but at least no one said pony up)

If I’m being fair, this is basically what happened at the end of Friendship is Magic, part 2

So no one’s going to question what just happened? Has the internet desensitized them that much? Don’t act like you know what’s going on Celestia! And How are they going to explain the destroyed property to the insurance company?

Well, the evil has been defeated so it’s time for Twilight to go through the portal and return home. But not without a quick dance first

This scene is cute, I guess. And it is canon that Twilight can’t dance in horse form either

What was their backup plan if Twilight failed? Just wait around there?

Oh good, Twilight has the adventure of a lifetime so let’s end the movie on a really important note: talking about a boy. There’s your moral.

I know I nitpicked a lot (and overused “in real life”) but I do enjoy Equestria Girls. The first time I watched this movie, I was significantly more harsh than I should have been. It’s cute and mostly harmless, with some genuinely funny scenes. Despite the many many plot holes, it is an alright beginning to the series and most of the issues I took with this get resolved in later movies. The antagonist might me mostly absent and doesn’t play a huge role until the last fifteen minutes, but It’s worth sitting through this nonsense to see Sunset’s redemption arc. I don’t know how this would be as a standalone TV show, but there is a line of comics based on it that you can check out. 3.2/5 You know, for a universe that has a character named Cranky Doodle Donkey, Flash Sentry is still the worst name I have seen for a fictional character (and until I rewatched for this review, I thought his name was Flash Century). Here are some unused zingers I had for him: Flash Sentry sounds like a boy band from the early 2000s Flash Sentry sounds like a Flash Gordon fan fiction title Flash Sentry sounds like the name of a bankrupt film company Flash Sentry sounds like a character from Zoolander Flash Sentry sounds like a villain from Rocky IV Flash Sentry sounds like the name of a Fallout Boy song Flash Sentry sounds like the name of a horse that’s predicted to win the Triple Crown but trips during the Belmont … oh, I guess that joke’s not so funny when he’s actually a horse. But enough about me, what did you think? Were there too many scenes of Twilight not understanding the new world, or did those make the movie? Did Trixie have the best line in the entire movie? Will I get the sequel recap up in a timely manner?

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buny1 · 5 months ago

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New au maybe??

The au is about donnie finding a small alicorn. She looks friend shaped so he took him, he shows his brother and she becomes leos pet alicorn! She also turns into her normal self in the dark and is a small alicorn in the light. There will maybe be more in the future who knows

#new au!#little pet alicorn au #i like this au so i might make it a thing #im just scaref i will forget about it

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Writing Schedule — October 2018

First off all, as previously stated on Twitter, I will be trying out quarterly schedule updates from here on out. Maybe I'll finally manage to hit a "deadline" or two that way...

Now, with the release of the next RWBY volume around the corner, the main focus for the next couple of months is pretty straight forward: RWBYNov.

The plan is to push an update for the main story in time with every new release of an episode, starting with the revisions for the second and third part followed by the "brand-new" fourth part (which is only about two years late...).

Beyond that, I plan on reviving what was supposed to be last year's Christmas special for this year's holiday season, which was a series of short stories introducing a Fairy Tail AU focused on Erza and Mira (who, in my opinion, should have been the main characters of that show).

And by Christmas special I mean something to be released over the holidays, not something with a Christmas theme. (Transposing holidays, especially religious ones, into universes where they have no place existing is somewhat of a pet peeve of mine. It should never be done...)

Additionally, I have picked up and worked on several new-ish obsessions since the last update, which may or may not reach the showcase stage as side projects:

Touhou (Kaguya/Mokou, romantic)

Not actually a new obsession by any means but one I've finally made some progress on. I have outlines for an introductory story establishing the core relationship as well as several of the games' plot lines altered to include Kaguya, Mokou, or both.

I do love those two girls and their rather intense love-hate relationship, but for some reason that I don't quite understand, there is a drought of stories about them out there (at least in the English-speaking world) even though they feel like they should be the premiere pairing as far as Touhou is concerned.

Supergirl (Kara/Lena, romantic)

What an absolute train wreck of a show. Seriously, I haven't even made it through the first season yet and that is supposed to be the "good" one while everything beyond seems to be universally hated (Mon-el, apparently, is a bigger douche than Sun, which is hard to believe), and aside from a few clips, I haven't actually seen Lena on screen yet, but from what I have seen, Kara and Lena stand somewhere halfway in between Regina and Emma, and Korra and Asami, both of which happen to be among my favorite pairings.

I just couldn't help sketching out a few story lines for them while skimming over what other people have written, and it feels like one of those shows that really needs its story and how it treats its characters "fixed." (And I want to turn Lena into Tony Stark, high-tech combat suit and all...)

Also, it does go hand in hand with the next point on the list:

Teen Titans (Raven/Jinx, romantic; Raven/Terra, platonic)

I'm not a comic book person by any means---in fact, I quite dislike superhero stories in general---but Teen Titans just hit a nerve with young me and stuck with me over the years. More specifically, Raven is easily one of my favorite characters of all time, and I have been planning on working with her almost for as long as I've been writing stories...

Not being a comic book person, I do lack a lot of background about the convoluted universe created by DC, and fans will probably complain a lot about my rendition, but I do have several story arcs loosely based on the show plotted out, starting with the dawn of the Titans and going all the way past Raven turning proper demon lord. While the earlier parts would be more focused on being ensemble pieces (especially the first arc), the main focus, eventually, would be Raven's friendship with Terra and romance with Jinx.

I also like the possibilities for crossovers between Supergirl and Teen Titans as they both are technically set in the same universe. (Or parallel universes, which is a distinction easily enough to ignore.)

My Little Pony/Equestria Girls (Sunset/Sci-Twi, romantic)

In case anybody has been wondering why I haven't released much of late (not that anybody would), it might have to do with me "wasting" my time reading pretty much every Sunset/Twilight story ever written and plotting out a whole bibliography of stories spanning both the human and the pony universe.

Sunset is just too awesome a character not to love and she doesn't really get enough of the main character treatment in the actual show. There's always a Twilight around to upstage her even in her own universe and her stories always seem to play out the same way: Sunset looses friends for arbitrary reasons, Sunset mopes around about not having friends, Sunset learns a lesson about friendship, Sunset regains friends.

It's very repetitive, boring, and it doesn't do her character justice, which is why I have outlines for all the Equestria Girls stories as well as several of the major Friendship is Magic arcs revamped (and moved about on the timeline) around Sunset taking a starring role that doesn't just revolve around "making friends" but around her actually doing something.

On the romantic side I used to be a bit torn. I was perfectly happy pairing Sunset with Princess Twilight and I tend to stick with my first choice no matter what other characters come along, but human Twilight is just a better fit overall. With Princess Twilight, Sunset is the mentee, with human Twilight, she's the mentor in the relationship, which is a role that just feels more appropriate. (And they are kind of the same person anyway...)

Also, alicorn Sunset (eventually) with blood ties to Celestia. I mean, how could I not. Her backstory just becomes so much more interesting to play with if she is Celestia's daughter rather than some random, albeit gifted, personal student, and she bloody well deserves those wings for all the crap she had to go through.

I'm also quite fond of Rayla and Claudia from The Dragon Prince, but there just isn't enough material of that show or those characters around yet to actually work with. Maybe in a season or two. Besides, I'm pretty sure I've already put more on my plate than I can handle...

#Schedule #Writing #RWBY #FairyTail #Touhou #Supergirl #TeenTitans #MyLittlePony #RWBYNov

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