#little fockers

[usafphantom2]

Terrific painting by English aviation & automotive artist Michael Turner depicting the No 3 Squadron Hawker Tempest of French RAF ace Pierre Clostermann engaging a FW-152 over Denmark in April 1945.

Gouache (acrylic) on board. (1970s?).

@PeteHill854 via X

[emetophobiahelp]

little fockers (2010) is NOT safe, at the scene when greg is trying to convince henry to eat his lasagna and pam says he’d been feeling s* already, it’s not massively easy to see coming but i thankfully managed to look away just in time before henry pr* v*, visual and audio. just skip the scene bc it’s extremely triggering

[vintagewarhol]

[meep-meep-richie]

+

'' Just living the dream. ''

[movies-to-add-to-your-tbw]

Title: Meet the Parents

Rating: PG-13

Director: Jay Roach

Cast: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Teri Polo, Blythe Danner, Nicole DeHuff, Jon Abrahams, Owen Wilson, James Rebhorn, Tom McCarthy, Phyllis George, Kali Rocha, Bernie Sheredy, Judah Friedlander, Peter Bartlett, John Elsen, Mark Hammer, Amy Hohn

Release year: 2000

Genres: comedy, romance

Blurb: Greg Focker is ready to marry his girlfriend Pam, but before he pops the question, he must win over her formidable father - humourless former CIA agent Jack Byrnes - at the wedding of Pam's sister. As Greg bends over backward to make a good impression, his visit to the Byrnes home turns into a hilarious series of disasters...and everything that can go wrong does, all under Jack's critical gaze.

[worldmusicandcinema]

[thegnomelord]

Congrats on the 500! I'd like to see prompt 14 with Ghost and Soap but it's the reader dealing out the punishment.

Thanks mate :D My inner kinkster came out and this got waaaayyy longer than I expected it to be, hope ya'll like it :D. Play the game HERE:

Prompt: "I’m in a good mood today, you may choose your punishment this time but only if you ask for it politely."

CW:NSFW, puppy play, puppy Simon and Soap, GN reader, bondage, spanking, overstimulation, BDSM, orgasm denial, numerous orgasms, Dom/Sub dynamic, my inner kinkster came out.

Johnny pants against his lips as they thrust both of their cocks into the fleshlight between them, slick lube and precum wetly 'squelch' inside the silicone hole when Johnny bucks his hips, gripping Ghost like a lifeline. Ghost can't believe he let Soap coerce him like this— to go into your shared bedroom to steal the fleshlight you use to reward them and fuck it when you've given them a direct order not to cum without you.

But with all of you so busy the frustration had been steadily building in their bones for weeks now and it wasn't like you'd ever find you; they'd be quick about it, just a quick rut and then clean up like they had never been there — That's how Johnny had justified it, whimpering so sweetly against Simon's ear as he grinded against Ghost's leg.

"Yeah, fock, just like that Si," Johnny groans at the tightness both of their cocks make of the fleshlight, shivers racing down his spine as Simon presses him further against the wall. "C'mon, clo-I'm close-"

"Johnny, actin' like a desperate slut there." Ghost growls and bites Soap's shoulder, cock throbbing at the way his words make Johnny moan, the fleshlight getting slicker from Soap's precum.

The sound of the door opening rings like an executioner's gavel. Simon yanks the toy off their cocks the moment his brain registers the sound. "Simon! Oh you focker-" He slaps a hand over Johnny's mouth before he can make things worse, the rough move finally drawing Johnny's attention to you. Slut, Simon want's to call him when Johnny's cock twitches upon meeting your gaze, no doubt burning even hotter from being caught.

Simon knows they're in deep shit when, upon finding them fucking a toy pussy like mongrel mutts, all you do is smirk. "Well look at you two." You hum, eyes momentarily flickering to the used toy Simon had flung across the room. "I'm in a good mood today," Walking up to them and scruffing them both gently. Too gently. "You may choose your punishment this time, but only if you ask nicely."

Dumb little Soap perks up at your words, unable to notice the dark look in your eyes when all of his blood is rushing south into his throbbing cock. The fucker bites Ghost's fingers and the moment Simon jerks back from surprise Soap's on his knees, nuzzling his head into your groin. "Please bonnie-" He breathes out, sticking out his bottom lip and forcing watery tears to prickle the corners of his eyes. "-need tae cum, please, want tea cum so bad." Soap's clever, knows how to make himself look so pathetic you can't help but indulge the little glutton; but not clever enough.

You card your fingers through his short mohawk, a soft smile tugging on your lips as his cock bobs uselessly against your boot. "My little puppy wants to cum for his punishment huh?" Soap nods his head frantically, melting against your leg as he thinks he's won you over; think's he's escaped your wrath; thinks he's safe.

Ghost knows better, sees the mischievous look in your eyes. "And you?" You ask him, choosing to ignore Soap when he starts grinding his cock against your boot, "How do you want to be punished?" Your hand squeezes the back of his neck, letting him know it's not a question he has time to ponder.

Numerous punishments run through his mind, all bound to leave him pleasantly aching for days, but he choses the one most likely to give him a release- "Spanking."

Your eyebrows shoot up to your hairline and even Soap stops his grinding to look at him, muttering a smug 'blimey dumbarse' under his breath. "Is that so?" You ask, your tone reminding him of your previous words.

"Please," He manages to say, biting on his bottom lip. "I've been bad, need to be punished." A shiver races down his spine in the way your eyes light up, something foreboding gnawing on his bones as you ruffle his hair.

"If you say so," You glance between both of them. "On the bed then, clothes off." You say, stepping away to go grab their toys, expecting them to comply.

Soap still thinks he's safe, eagerly stripping bare without a care, whining and tugging Simon's clothes off when he feels like Ghost is going too slow. But a bad and hot feeling stirs in Simon's stomach when he catches sight of what you bring back; rope, collars, a puppy mask, plugs, a paddle and the toy they both hate- the vibrating cock ring and plug combo that can edge them for hours without letting them cum.

"Since you're the one who brought Simon down to your level, you don't get to talk tonight." You growl as you fasten the collar and puppy mask on Soap's face, the muzzle turning him mute as the matching pink collars humiliate them both wonderfully. Before Soap can even begin to struggle upon seeing the hated toy you quickly tie him up, hands above his head and legs spread with his knees near his chest.

"Shhh-" You shush Soap as you push a lubed finger into him, more to get his hole slick than to stretch him out. "-you're the one who wanted this puppy," Soap growls pitifully when you replace your finger with the plug; it's slender and long, not even as thick as your finger, but the curve in it's neck forces the bulbous head to press against his prostate. "And don't you worry, you'll be cumming until you can't." The dark promise in your words has Soap squirming, the way you harshly put the cock ring on him making Soap squirm and yip as if that'll be enough to change your mind.

"Now as for you-" You're a little softer with Ghost, gentle but firm hands spreading him on his belly so his head's resting between Soap's thighs, so close to Johnny's cock he could kiss the red tip. "For every 10 spanks Johnny will get to cum," Your lubed fingers breaching Simon's ass makes him groan, his walls clamping on your fingers and a bead of precum seeping into the sheets against his cock every time your fingers press massage over his prostate. "You aren't allowed to cum." Ghost squeezes his eyes shut, whole body shuddering and nodding his head as you push a second finger inside him to squeeze the special spot inside him between two fingers; he's already used to this trick, knows how to tense his leg to stave off orgasm.

"If you can reach 60 spanks without cuming, I'll let you fuck him." You add, removing your fingers to push the broad head of a tail plug against his pulsing rim. It's not the vibrating kind, thank god, but Soap watches transfixed how Ghost's mouth opens in a silent moan as his his walls are forced to stretch around the large insertion. "Fail, or let Johnny cum without getting your spanks in, and your cock's joining Johnnie's in a cage for a few weeks." The plug, thankfully, doesn't press right on his prostate like Soap's, but the playful swat you give his rump has a strangled moan falling from his lips as the head of the plug bashing against that special spot inside him. "Am I understood?"

"Crystal." Ghost breathes out, his eyes already getting bleary. He can see your reflection in Soap's eyes, knows when you pick up the paddle by the way Johnny's dick twitches against his face. The sudden smack against the fat of his arse has him wheezing out a "One-" his cheeks jiggling from the force, the skin reddening soon after.

Just watching you spank Simon has Johnny's cock leaking, every number moaned in Simon's rough voice making his cock throb. The way Ghost's eyes close when a new smack of the paddle has that large plug brushing against his prostate makes Soap clench pitifully around the inactive plug inside him, wanting something bigger. The dead toys inside and around Soap's cock come to life the second Simon growls out a "Ten.", causing Soap to moan.

You push Simon's gasping mouth down on Soap's cock, putting the paddle down to firmly grope his reddening cheeks as encouragement. They're both such masochists that it works like a charm, a sharp pinch of his ass getting Simon to messily suck and slurp down his dick while Johnny whines and trembles, assaulted with sensation until he cums inside Simon's mouth with a loud whine. Simon swallows down it all without complaint, barely fast enough to pop off Johnny's cock to croak out an "Eleven-" when the paddle spanks his flesh again.

Johnny whines, thighs trembling pitifully as he realizes the vibrations don't stop after his orgasm. Simon notices the way Johnny's whines grow soft again, the Scott tumbling towards orgasm faster than the leisurely pace you're spanking Ghost with. Without thinking he reaches out to grab the base of his cock with a firm grip, his fist like a secondary cock ring, Ghost's hand keeping Johnny's hips pinned until you smack his rear again-"Twenty!"- and Soap cums the second his fist eases, splashing his sweaty chest with his cum.

You look up to see Soap's cheeks stained with tears, chest rising and falling rapidly with disformed hiccups as the toys just continue to vibrate on max. Simon's skin is also starting to from bright to dark red in some places, the force behind each slap ensuring he'll be able to feel this punishment for weeks.

Soap's shaking his head desperately by the time Simon grounds out "Thirty-" and it takes a few sharp pinches to his aching rear to get Ghost's mouth back on Johnny's cock, but even half blissed out as he is he knows how to make Soap cum, running his teeth along the oversensitive vein along the bottom of his cock and nibbling a bit on his swollen balls enough to force him into another orgasm.

At "Fo-forty!" there's a growing damp spot of pre beneath Simon as he tries desperately to keep his cock from brushing against the sheets. "Fuck...Fifty-" Comes soon after and both of them are so fucked out that Soap can only manage a weak spurt of cum, whole cock as red as Simon's rear.

"You two are doing so well," You praise, tracing the rapidly blooming bruises from the swell of Simon's arse to the middle of his thighs, purposely tugging on his tail to have him moan around Johnny's length, his cock weakly spurting a small dollop of precum onto the sheets as the wide head of the plug grinds against his prostate. "Just, one more, you can do it."

You wait for a few seconds after Soap cums again for Simon to settle against his legs, his body so worn out by the constant abuse on his prostate that he doesn't even notice when he nuzzles into Soap's aching cock. Only then do you strike again, abstaining from the paddle to smack the reddening flesh with the flat of your hand just so you can grope his cheek, making the plug insistently shift inside him.

"Fifty- shit, Fifty one..." Simon slurs like he's drunk, both of them long past tears. You draw out the last 9 slaps, groping and pinching his aching skin and loving how Simon groans and drools against Soap's cock. "Sixty, ah! Sixty!" Simon howls with the final slap, whole body feeling like it's ready to fall apart, his brain desperately clinging to his skull when the rest of him is ready to leak through his dick. There's a painful cramp in his stomach from having to hold off so long, having long since replaced the jealousy he'd felt at having Soap cum again and again while he's kept on the edge of a knife.

"Such a good boy Simon," You coo softly, even a gentle rub of his flesh causing him to hiss and attempt to wiggle away from your hand. You catch his eye as he stares back at you, Soap's cum staining his hair as his cock rests against Simon's face.

Soap can barely lift his head to look at you, eyes blurry as he tries to convey that he can't cum any more, his cock throbbing from the constant stimulation. When you turn off the vibrators he swears he'd cry tears of joy if there was anything left in him, body so lax he feels like a puddle.

Then you sneak a hand down to feel Simon's dick, still achingly hard , chuckling when Simon groans and bites down weakly on Soap's thigh. "How about it boy? Ready for your reward?" You laugh as your words make both of them twitch, Soap's hole clenching needily on the slim neck of the plug as the thought of having something thick spread him open cuts through the fog of overstimulation and exhaustion like a knife.

You smirk for Johnny and easily slide the vibrating plug out of him, receiving a whine from Johnny like he's hurt. You shush them gently, having to support Simon as you reposition his cockhead against Soap's twitching hole.

"Go on then, good boy," You chuckle, "Take your reward Simon,"

[lokilaufeysonslove]

𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐲

𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥!����𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞!𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭!𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

// Summary // you and Bucky are on a mission when one night you have a nightmare and Bucky comforts you, despite being on not-so-good terms.

// Warnings // mentions of Red Room, nightmare.

// Author’s Note // divider by the amazing @saradika-graphics / gif by @fockers-archive

You and Bucky had been assigned to a mission together, and it wasn't going well. You both were not on good terms, and the tension between you two was thick enough to cut with a knife. The only thing keeping you from completely losing it was the fact that you were staying at a safe house, and you had separate rooms. You were not exactly enemies, but you were not best of friends either.

But one night, you had a nightmare from your past. You jolted awake, trembling and gasping for air. Your heart was racing and you could feel the tears streaming down your face. You couldn't shake off the images and feelings from the nightmare, and you were too afraid to go back to sleep.

You heard a knock on your door and you hesitated before calling out a faint ‘come in’, knowing it was Bucky. He stood by the door, looking concerned and a little unsure. "I heard you," he said softly, "are you okay?"

You shook your head, unable to speak, and he stepped inside your room. "Can I sit down?" he asked, and you nodded, still feeling a bit shaken. He sat on the edge of your bed and looked at you, waiting for you to speak.

"It was just a nightmare," you finally managed to say, your voice trembling.

"Want to talk about it?" Bucky asked, his voice gentle.

You hesitated, not used to opening up to anyone, especially Bucky. But there was something about the way he was looking at you that made you feel safe.

“It was about the Red Room. All of the bad things that happened there. And it seemed so real, I- I thought I was still there.” You said with a soft sniffle.

"It's okay," he said softly, placing a hand on your shoulder. "It's over now, you're safe."

You leaned into his touch, feeling comforted by his presence. "Thank you," you whispered, and he leaned in to kiss your forehead.

"Anytime," he replied, his voice barely above a whisper. "You should try to get some sleep now."

You nodded, and he got up to leave. But before he could, you reached out and grabbed his hand. "Stay," you said, your voice barely audible.

Bucky looked at you for a moment, not knowing what to do. You looked at him and then at the floor, “Sorry, I shouldn’t have asked that-“ you started, but he quickly shook his head, “No, doll, it’s fine,” he said and climbed into bed next to you. He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close, and you felt safe and warm in his embrace.

"Goodnight," he whispered softly and pulled the blanket around your shoulders.

“Goodnight,” you whispered back and closed your eyes. In that moment, both of you forgot every sort of ‘rivalry’ you had and after so many years you actually fell into a peaceful sleep.

[mvdbutler]

jessica alba little fockers

[witchofthesouls]

Okay, speaking of ✨Girl Dadtron✨

I am of the firm opinion that Tarn were to get wind of Megatron having a daughter (whether she was half-human or not) he is going into full on ‘overzealous knight’ mode on the ‘princess.’ Poor girl would be creeped out by him from the time she was little.

OMG, I just got a mental image of that one scene from ‘Meet the Fockers’ where the baby Little Jake vibe checked Greg by head butting him in the nose.

Tarn getting headbutt by the baby princess when he was somehow allowed to hold her because she doesn’t like his Vibes would no doubt cripple the poor mechs pride but since we live to see the dude suffer and Megatron doesn’t really like the guy, I think we can all approve.

As far Tarn is concerned, the kid is an extension of Megatron. Here rest the still malleable future of his Lord and the Great Cause.

Tarn wants like a Lion King moment or is angling to become her sworn shield in a really weird way of the Cause protecting Megatron...

Because of learned behavior, she literally yanked on Tarn's mask through the eyeholes, thinking it was just a badge she could play with, just like the one on her papa's chest. And it doesn't help she thinks Tarn's optics are the "pretty lights" she plays on Megatron’s chest as well.

Of course, said chassis badges are literally welded on, but no one expected the little one's inherent physical strength, so-

Tarn's head gets yanked down as well. Surprised and to follow the grip. Otherwise, the reinforced latches (which are straining) will snap off.

"She's spirited, my Lord!"

It becomes a problem when she doesn't let go and isn't drawn away with chassis badges. No, she wants the Big One.

Tarn literally rearranges his meetings with Megatron around her naps and bedtime. Just to avoid another attempt of waiting for her to sleep and let go of his mask to steal it back. Longest six hours of his life.

Megatron thought she would lose interest. She doesn't. Every time she sees Tarn over the holocom, she squeals and tries to reach out. No, another one won't do. She wants Tarn's.

If Megatron ever used the threat of his daughter's fascination to Tarn's face mask to cut meetings short, then he's keeping it to himself.

[thejewishguyscompetiton]

The Jewish Guys of All Time!

It's time to meet the competitors, as they have been selected! Polls probably won't be up till after next week as I have finals next week. Reminder that the competitors were selected based on nominations and they can be canonical, headcanon, or coded! Only 2-3 at most from a source and I decided to take some lesser known or talked about ones in the nominations! So now that thats all out of the way!!!

If you have any propaganda for this competition please tag this blog in it and/or use the tag #jewishguyscomp2023

Welcome the contestants!

Barney Guttman (Dead End Paranormal Park)

Cecil Gershwin Palmer (Welcome to Nightvale)

Peter B. Parker (Spiderverse)

Spock (Star Trek)

Moon Knight (Marvel)

Magneto (Marvel)

Benjamin Grimm (Marvel)

Billy Kaplan (Marvel)

Adam Birkholz (Omg Check Please!)

Alter Rosen (The City Beautiful)

Annie Edison (Community)

Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb)

Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls)

Jake Peralta (Brooklyn 99)

Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)

Launchpad (Ducktales 2017)

Ragman (Rory Regan) (DC)

Nati (Srugim)

Nadia Vulvokov (Russian Doll)

Yanki (HaSodot)

Avram (The Frisco Kid)

Herschel (Wholly Moses)

Adam F. Goldberg (The Goldbergs)

Coyote Bergstein (Grace and Frankie)

Walter Sobchak (The Big Lebowski)

Eli Moskovitz (Cobra Kai)

Nick Ganz (Mighty Ducks Game Changers)

Worf (Star Trek)

Artie Nielsen (Warehouse 13)

Booster Gold (DC)

 Brucie Kibbutz (Grand Theft Auto IV)

 Buddy Sorrell (The Dick Van Dyke Show)

 The Baudelaires (ASOUE)

Lemony Snicket (ASOUE)

 Mabel and Dipper (Gravity Falls)

Harley Quinn (DC)

Jeremy Heere (Be More Chill)

Tegan Jovanka (Doctor Who)

Muscle Man (Regular Show)

 Schmidt (New Girl)

 Michael Moscowitz (Princess Diaries)

Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

 Sonic the Hedgehog (The Sonic Movie)

 Toby Ziegler (The West Wing)

 TK Strand (911 Lone Star)

 Scanlan Shorthalt (Critical Role)

 Patsy (Spamalot)

 Nathaniel Kurtzberg (Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir)

 Miriam Maisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)

  Mendel Weisenbachfeld (Falsettos)

 KJ (Paper Girls)

 Libby Stein-Torres (The Ghost and Molly Mcgee)

 Noah Puckerman (Glee)

 Motl (Fiddler on the Roof)

 Otacon (Metal Gear Solid)

 Mabel Rose (Diviners)

 Isidore Latham (Chicago Med)

 Fran Fine (The Nanny)

Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) 

Greg Focker (Meet the Parents)

Davey Jacobs (Newsies)

 Dr. Alan Strauss (The Patient)

Tevye (Fiddler on the Roof)

Little Ash (When the Angels Left the Old Country)

ROUND ONE MASTERPOST

ROUND TWO MASTERPOST

[drdemonprince]

seriously though who reads a book by a guy who throws in an occasional "and yeah I tend to be kinda prickly and negative" and then finds him on tumblr and says "what the fuck this dude is not friendly enough for me!"

parasocial mother fockers / people with white woman socialization brain who need to get a little more comfy with negativity, i feel

[ryugetsu]

watching movies with my mom today and i don’t like how our picks are looking. the lorax, meet the family/fockers, and now night at the museum. next we’re going to watch little monsters and then goncharov /j

[meep-meep-richie]

and the saga continues

At your desk, that magazine. Yeah that one on jet skis. Yes, why do you have that? Because they are awesome.

[noyoucannotpushthevoid]

Back in Business: Raven Cycle Characters as Things People I Know have Said Because These are Fun to Make

"’You're not gelatinous’ (Gansey with his infinite knowledge) ‘That's so mean, what do you mean I'm not gelatinous!?’ (Noah, a ghost)” "Who made a Candyland wiki?" - Ronan to Gansey at 2 am "One's a family" - Adam "If this is how the session's going to start, I'm going to start [twerking]" - Henry "This [search] is just a speedrun for how quickly [Ronan] and I can get kicked" - Blue "I love forgery" - Hennessey  "There's a hamster in here, it's starving and dead" - Adam about his last brain cell "'You get energy from your brain?' (Blue) 'I get nothing from my brain thank you very much' (Ronan)" "Define 'sleep with'. Cause I think you mean teddy bear, but I wouldn't be surprised if you meant sex" - Hennessey "Wouldn't you want back up if the spider monster comes to getcha?" - Hennessey to Ronan "Why is the third image furry porn?" - Gansey: aghast, dismayed, and traumatized "So he doesn't have a little stone rattling around in his big stone?" - Ronan to Adam after listening to him shit talk one of his Harvard professors "Okay, first of all [s]he doesn't have a rat brain..." - Ronan defending Chainsaw "Okay then I would like to fire man chick the chicken chicken" - Henry, very drunk (guess who was not when they said this…) "Cock" - Ronan "Don't cry on an empty stomach" - Gansey "[Noah], do you got squishy bones?" - Ronan "'Are we dumb' (Adam)  'Yea' (Ronan)  "Why...but probably' (Blue)" "You can't take the moonshine out of [Kavinsky]'s stomach" - Kavinsky drunk on moonshine "Rejoice my chicken brethren" - Henry fucking around at the Barns "Can I go animal handle?" - Ronan "You're very tall and [she] like[s] to be on top of tall things" - Ronan “explaining” why Chainsaw likes to sit on Adam’s shoulder so much "I've been trained in harassment, I can now harass in the workplace" - Gansey, but unintentionally “You’re like really fucked up version[s] of [Matthew]” - anyone who knew Matthew first to Ronan and Declan “You might see Bill Clinton in hell” - Blue * “You know bugs. You know they always have jacked legs” - Gansey attempting to flirt “Moth-er focker” - Gansey being really unhelpful while the gang is helping Ronan clean out one of the unused barns “It’s my santa skin” - Gansey dressing up as Santa “Why wasn’t I interested in carriage etiquette?” - Ronan sarcastically lamenting his lack of knowledge when he can’t answer Gansey’s incredibly niche question “What about grundle’s mom?” - Ronan intentionally messing up Grendel’s name to annoy Gansey (hc: Gansey fucking loves Beowulf) “If you cannot be a person, be a bodyguard” - Mr. Grey’s personal mantra “He’s fruity…like the juice” - Blue about Ronan

*Shout out to my English lit prof for cheekily saying this and then moving right back on to Paradise Lost without giving us a second to process

[visitorsfromvenus]

JESSICA ALBA

Η Jessica Marie Alba (/ˈælbə/ AL-bə; γεννημένη στις 28 Απριλίου 1981) είναι Αμερικανίδα ηθοποιός και επιχειρηματίας. Ξεκίνησε την καριέρα της ως ηθοποιός σε ηλικία 13 ετών στο Camp Nowhere (1994), ακολούθησε το The Secret World of Alex Mack (1994) και έγινε γνωστό σε ηλικία 19 ετών ως η πρωταγωνίστρια της τηλεοπτικής σειράς Dark Angel (2000–2002) , για την οποία έλαβε υποψηφιότητα για Χρυσή Σφαίρα. Η επιτυχία της στη μεγάλη οθόνη ήρθε στο Honey (2003). Σύντομα καθιερώθηκε ως ηθοποιός του Χόλιγουντ και έχει πρωταγωνιστήσει σε πολλές επιτυχίες στο box office σε όλη την καριέρα της, όπως Fantastic Four (2005), Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007), Good Luck Chuck (2007), The Eye ( 2008), Ημέρα του Αγίου Βαλεντίνου (2010), Little Fockers (2010) και Mechanic: Resurrection (2016).[9] Είναι συχνή συνεργάτης με τον σκηνοθέτη Robert Rodriguez, έχοντας πρωταγωνιστήσει στα Sin City (2005), Machete (2010), Spy Kids: All the Time in the World (2011), Machete Kills (2013) και Sin City: A Dame to Kill For (2014). Από το 2019 έως το 2020, η Άλμπα πρωταγωνίστησε στην εγκληματική σειρά δράσης Spectrum, L.A.'s Finest. Το 2011, η Alba συνίδρυσε την The Honest Company, μια εταιρεία καταναλωτικών ειδών που πουλά βρεφικά, προσωπικά και οικιακά προϊόντα. Διάφορα περιοδικά, συμπεριλαμβανομένων των Men's Health, Vanity Fair και FHM, έχουν συμπεριλάβει την Alba στις λίστες τους με τις πιο όμορφες γυναίκες του κόσμου.