#little cat showdown poll

[little-cat-showdown]

[ID: an image of a sand cat, edited to wear a sun hat, and an image of a margay, edited to wear a party hat. end ID]

[irrealisms]

margay propaganda for the @little-cat-showdown poll:

margays are a small cat similar to the oncilla and the better-known ocelot in appearance and range. they're native to the extremely dense tropical rainforests of central and south america, and they're very, very cute.

they're the only member of the Leopardus genus still in the little cat showdown-- the oncilla and pampas cat were eliminated in the first round; the kodkod, ocelot, andean mountain cat, and geoffrey's cat were eliminated in the second. Leopardus have fewer chromosomes than other felids and are the oldest genetic branch of American small cats!

some unique things about margays: - as i understand it, they're the only fully arboreal/tree-dwelling cat! their wrists can rotate a full 360°, making them the only small cat able to climb straight down trees just as easily as they climb up, dangle upside-down, etc. (clouded leopards are the only large cat with this adaptation, and even they spend a lot of time on the ground while hunting) - they're talented mimics and will imitate the distress calls of an infant of their prey species to attract prey while hunting! while there are reports of other American cat species (jaguars and pumas) doing the same, margays are currently the only one we have a confirmed recording of

i'm also biased towards them bc i'm a margay therian + furry and i'm not used to seeing my species on these kinds of polls, let alone seeing it get so far. but i think, especially with how small this poll is, that we have a real shot of making it to the finals! if you send me proof of voting for margays in the current little cat showdown poll, i'll make a moodboard of your choice or do a traditional headshot doodle of a character of your choice. we're currently losing by 2% of 330 votes--that's just six votes. here's a picture of my fursona as drawn by/commissioned from @esmeraldablazingsky as thanks for reading this, plus a doodle drawn by myself to demonstrate my headshot doodle abilities!

VOTE #MARGAYSWEEP

[hacvek]

🌑 nightmeows 🔁 dogfandomfandom Follow

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Welcome to the Official Clan Showdown, an official tournament to decide the best clan of all! I'll be letting this run for a quarter-moon so hopefully cats from all corners of the forest can vote!

So let's settle this once and for all, through democracy rather than violence

which clan is the best?

ThunderClan ❚❚ 6.3%

WindClan ❚❚❚❚ 11.2%

RiverClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 33.6%

ShadowClan ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 20.3%

I'm a kittypet that just wants to press a button ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ 28.6%

3384 votes · Poll ends in 1 day 890 birdsongs

🦇🔁 lichenlikehim Follow

windclan bros....

🍄🔁 shrewd-and-wondervole

Something's not adding up. Even discounting the kittypet option, there are way more voters than there are Clan cats.

⚡🔁 thunderclan-official Follow

there are numbers above 5?

🦁🔁 the-lionesse Follow

y'all i figured out why the vote counts are so high. sparrowsong from riverclan just went out and gave birth to fifty kits and signed them all up for clanblr accounts jkldfjslkfd

🪱🔁 wormdefender Follow

op is having a breakdown about thunderclan not winning btw

🐺🔁 dogfandom Follow

OP: here's a silly poll!

cats: get a little silly with it

OP: YOU HAVE COMMITTED VIOLENCE AGAINST ME AND MY MOTHER

#oh so this is what's going on #but where is the breakdown post #edit: i found it 2,349 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf

here's how thunderclan can still win

#is this anything #mine 1 note ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🍄 shrewd-and-wondervole 🔁 the-lionesse Follow

Anonymous mewed: wait how did sparrowspong give birth to fifty kits at once

🦁 the-lionesse Follow

she slept with multiple toms. hope that helps.

#interesting #i didn't know that was possible! #bio tag 230 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater

Anonymous mewed: i found someone's mirrorleaf still logged into their clanblr at the gathering and voted for shadowclan. i'm not even a clan cat i just got lost while playing outside

🙀 clan-confessions

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🪶🔁 pheasantcatcher Follow

anon is braver than any thunderclan warrior

🌿🔁 herbmother Follow

This is what StarClan wants for us. To do the right thing even when we won't get credit for it.

🪳🔁 starclansfavoriteplaything

RARE KITTYPET W

#YOU ARE THE REASON WE CANT HAVE PEACE #lmto [Editor's note: 'laughing my tail off'] 3,401 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🕸️ foxtails 🔁 greencoughtiger Follow

🐭 mouse ✔️✔️

the winner is not shadowclan or riverclan or anyone else. the winner is voter fraud

#prev wtf you can't join clanblr until you're at least twelve moons of age 3,925 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🪳 starclansfavoriteplaything 🔁 dirteater

🐈 freshkillz Follow

feeling lonely need me a she-cat with a mottled pelt and thick tail rn

🦋🔁 moon--moth Follow

not now the entirety of thunderclan was just murdered

#READ THE CAMP 129 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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🐸 dreamsofgreenleaf 🔁 mewsogyny Follow

purrzerk-deactivated-80-01m-04d mewed: You can't get pregnant with multiple litters at once. Talk to your medicine cat before spouting misinformation on clanblr

🦁 the-lionesse Follow

i'm literally a medicine cat apprentice but go off

🐷🔁 tomsplaining-archive Follow

Example #163

#get his tail 778 notes ➡️🗨️🔁🤍

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◼️ dirteater 🔁 cats-posting-their-ls Follow

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To everycat that reblogged and voted in my poll in good faith, I thank you.

Clearly something fishy is afoot, whether that's from kits birthed for the purpose of this poll, or popular blogs like @​mouse and @swanstar-official badgering their kittypet followers to vote for their Clan. And clearly the subversion does not come from all sides in this debate. I have half a mind to declare ThunderClan the winner, just out of spite.

If RiverClan or ShadowClan 'wins' by cheating, fraud, intimidation, and manipulation, does that 'prove' that it is the best? Hardly. It only proves that such Clans are willing to gain any advantage by any means—including dishonorable ones. Can you trust that such cats won't resort to dirty tactics in snout-to-snout interactions? At the Gathering? In war? Cats like you are the reason we will never have peace.

I won't lie, I'm a bit distraught right now. But I probably should not have expected anything else from this StarClan-forsaken webbedsight. I will never be doing anything like this for you mangy cats ever again. Goodbye.

#this kitty really thought he was going to win the nuzzle peace prize with this poll #my brother in starclan this is not a forest of honor 2,064 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

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🌑 nightmeows 🔁 malecalico

🤵 actualtwoleg

i didn't even knowed that there wass so many cats in this beuatifal world. woag

🌞🔁 malecalico

only valid ally

#can someone explain what is going on 64 notes ➡️🗨️🔁❤️

[still-a-morosexual-help]

I'm so invested in that damn demonic showdown poll rn,

i dont care if mammon loses to one of his brothers in the final i NEED to take this puppet down and he's losing right now :(

Reasons to vote for Mammon?

• Let him avenge Barbatos and Lucifer!

• He's so fucking kind - as noted by both Levi and MC - even to the point of doing something to help a stranger who was trying to hurt him

• He's MC's best friend and partner in crime and is always on their side, even if that means standing against a pissed off Lucifer, whom he is canonically scared of

• He looks so good during his photoshoots because when he looks at the camera he's imagining he's looking at MC

• He's so good with kids! He's got a little daughter of his own, he stopped a lost kid from crying and helped them find their family, when Luke accidentally gave him a cursed item for his birthday he kept said item and refused to break it despite the fact that it would make him eventually lose a lot of money

• He saved MC when they were getting sexually harassed on the street

• He's good with engineering, mechanics

• He, quite confidently, mixed up the words for "hospitality" and "hospital"

• Insanely ride or die for both MC and Lucifer

• The house gets quiet and depressing when he runs away

• He gets weirded out by people treating him nicely because he rarely gets treated that way

• Talks to crows!!!

• Cries during animal documentaries!!!

• Gets upset because Cinderalla is treated badly by her family!!!

• He cares about MC's consent so much!

• Levi always comes to him when he needs genuine advice or help

• Very good with giving little speaches to reassure the others

• Doesn't know what rent is!!!

• Canonically so pretty

• Said he doesn't care if he has to wear masculine or feminine clothes as long as he looks badass!

• Canonically so pretty while cross dressing!!!

• Avatar of Greed but he constantly puts his loved ones (including his brother and Luke) over things of monetary value

• His first instinct when it comes down to it is to rescue the bank teller not the money

• His self esteem is so bad he needs the win. He literally thinks he's nothing and useless on his own

• Friends with jason voorhees!!!!

• Brings late night snacks to MC and his big brother when they're up working late

• Coos and uses baby voices with cats

• Held MC's dying body while crying/calling their name

• Is a demon who's scared of ghosts!!!!!! Because he once got possessed by the ghost of ADAM FROM THE BIBLE

• Pretty white Demon markings

• Canonically queer icon

• Was the push for me to finally go and get a proper diagnosis therefore - ADHD ICON

• I WILL WRITE THE REST OF THIS FIC AND POST IT

[gay-disabled-characters-showdown]

LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 3, Wave 2, Poll 6

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included. 

Check out the other polls in this wave and prior here.

Eda Clawthorne-The Owl House

Qualifications:

She has a magical chronic disorder which has flare-ups, is mitigated by taking medication (potions), and has similar side effects to many real disorders such as fatigue, greying hair, and physical impairment (drains magic, a natural ability of *most witches). Unlike in other stories however, her condition is NOT ever completely cured. It does evolve and become more manageable over the course of the story, but she still experiences symptoms from it. Eda also loses one of her arms later in the story. She does get a replacement hook, but it is never shown whether she has a functional prosthetic or not. Most likely, she only has one fully functioning arm after this. As for being queer, she is in a relationship with a nonbinary person and is all but confirmed bisexual (has a secret box with the bi flag on it seriously why else would she have this). Also the owl house has a Lot of queer characters in it and I mean. just look at her. I would be surprised if she wasn't queer somehow.

Bisexual, and has a curse that affects her day to day life

Bi & lost arm and has a chronic illness metaphorically

Propaganda:

Has canonically dated both men and a non-binary person. Her curse affects her ability to use magic (and at one point outright stops it), which is very important in witch life. Said curse also causes her body parts to fall off sometimes. Many have said her curse is like a metaphor for depression but really it's more like a magic version of a physical disability (although I wouldn't be surprised if she actually also had depression).

Uuuuh she’s great and stuff idk I can’t propaganda well sorry

Ballister Boldheart-Nimona (Flim)

Qualifications:

He has a boyfriend (and then they have a sort-of-breakup but they're back together by the end) and he has a prosthetic arm.

He’s gay and missing an arm.

He’s explicitly gay, in love with a man. He loses his arm then builds himself a prosthetic while on the run like a badass.

His boyfriend cut his arm off :( he uses a prosthetic now.

His arm got chopped off after being falsely accused of killing the queen, he spends the rest of the movie with a prosthetic metal arm. His arm was also chopped off by his lover, Ambrosius Goldenloin, during said false assassination.

His boyfriend cut off his arm

Canonically has a boyfriend and built his own prosthetic

Qualifies by both being canonically disabled (amputee) + canonically gay

Propaganda:

Please plz plz vote for him

His boyfriend cut off his arm. He made himself a prosthetic. He used his arm to block someone’s sword. He kissed his boyfriend. He has sad wet cat eyes, which isn’t relevant but still. He has them.

He’s so GOOD even though he’s having like the worst day ever (specifically talking about movie but webcomic also applies). He has the biggest wettest eyes how can you not root for him????

People love him! He kinda looks like a sad, poor little cat. A real soggy wet kitten man.

Let's see. He and Ambrosius are lovers, or at least boyfriends, from the moment they're introduced. Ballister gets his arm chopped off by Ambrosius during the false assassination. Ballister spends the rest of the movie trying to convince Ambrosius and the kingdom of his innocence, with a metal arm replacing his missing one. It originated the phrase "Arm Chopping is not a love language!" Did I mention he's a main character too?

Is a science nerd, built his own prosthetic arm with his non-dominant hand, accidentally adopted a trans chaos demon of a 1000yo being

A knight, Nimona's best friend and father figure of sorts, but the plot mostly revolves around him- Ballister is framed for murder and has to hide while trying to figure out who framed him and how to prove he's innocent. Nimona becomes his sidekick (he didn't want one, she just showed up at his place one day like a very chaotic stray cat) and together they form a great duo against the corrupt government. This is complicated by Ballister's ex Ambrosius, who accidentally cut off Ballister's arm and is a bit brainwashed by government propaganda. Oops. You should watch Nimona it's great 💞🦈

The qualifications and propaganda paragraphs correspond, @foulfirerebel is the fifth submitter, and there were at least 7 others.

[most-hated-blorbo-bracket]

Welcome to the most hated blorbo bracket!

Do you have a blorbo that you absolutely hate?

Is there a character that makes you want to tear your hair out?

Do you want to put them in terrifying situations and study them under a microscope?

If so, this bracket is the one for YOU!

Our mission is to find the absolute most hated character in tumblr history. Will it be someone universally hated? Or someone more niche?

Let’s find out!

Rules

ABSOLUTELY no TERFs, bigots, transphobes, racists, or any sort of shit like that! This is supposed to be a lighthearted tournament, and I will NOT tolerate any fighting.

Your blorbo will be judged mainly upon the propaganda YOU give. I don’t know most media, so please be detailed!

Your blorbo must be hated :)

Characters from controversial media will most likely be accepted. If it’s from something especially controversial, I’ll send out a poll about the media and have the people decide your blorbo’s fate. If anyone is uncomfortable with a certain character after the bracket is revealed, please let me know!

Know that I am running this alone..so expect some silly little things to happen by accident! This is also my first ever bracket :3

Propaganda in asks is always welcome, as well as just silly cat pictures and whatnot.

Aaaand…here is where you can find your submission link!

Tags for exposure + inspo under cut!

@pinkhairswagtourney @canonmisogynyvictimstournament @most-datable-datable-bracket @the-nobody-tournament @dumbass-duo-showdown @dumbass-duels @leastdatablebracket @let-me-date-them-bracket @ultimate-blorbo-bracket @stinky-fuck-swag @action-brodown @pikmintournament @starwarspilotstournament @theater-kid-throwdown @badass-queer-couples-battle @art-that-fucks-you-up-tournament @obliterated-character-tournament @fuckingstupidbracket @generic-man-in-suit-battle

[cut-content-contest]

This is the cut content contest!

My turn!

So I love playing video games. But I also find the unused stuff fascinating. I love learning about how the game was developed, how it could have ended up. I don't think there is a single video game in existance that doesn't have something that was scrapped or changed during developement. So this is a poll for that stuff!

Feel free to submit multiple things, even multiple things from the same game.

allowed stuff:

models and sprites

sounds and music

entire maps

characters and enemies

objects and items

dialog

unused animations for existing characters

HUD elements

a few lines of code (as long as you can tell me what they do or would’ve done)

debug and test stuff

stuff that remains in the game’s files but goes unused

weird stuff left out of bounds

stuff that can be seen in trailers or gameplay demos but was removed

concept art

anything that was scrapped during development

not allowed stuff:

Things from movies, comics, etc. This is a video game only bracket.

W. D. Gaster and everything related to him. He is the in-universe representation of cut content, and this poll’s mascot, but does not count.

Easter eggs. If your thing was purposely put there for people to find, even if it can’t be found through normal gameplay, it's an easter egg and does not count.

Scripulous Fingore. They are fan-made, not actual cut content, so they can't be included. :(

automatically included:

Elh - Luigi’s Mansion

Tramplin’ Stu - Super Mario Sunshine

those cats - Korean version of Super Paper Mario

dragonhead flower - Super Mario Galaxy

^^^ I will be pitting those guys against each other so they don't take something else out early.

Submit here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfx3nPqO3cuV56XFD6QvTqOHhO-3jAXaoZzJDkSIX-Caunlgg/viewform

gosh i hope this works, this is the first time ive made a google form

tags!

@wizard-showdown @little-cat-showdown @4thwallbreakersshowdown @fictional-train-fight @evil-doppelganger-duel @dead-character-showdown @the-doomsday-bracket @creature-competition @ultimate-sword-showdown @justsomeguypoll @best-fictional-cat @irlcats-bracket

i hope im not bothering any of you by tagging

[steel-nemesis]

IT'S ROCKET TIME! Here's why YOU, a citizen of Tumblr, need to vote for ROCKET in the polls! Here's a little bit about them! Feel free to send in any questions you might have about them! @sonic-oc-showdown

Personality: Rocket is a shy and timid, yet very sweet individual once you get to know them! They're a lover of all things stars, aliens, and space, and they're also one of the coziest Shadow Androids around! You might catch them cozied up in a nest of blankets, pillows, and stuffed animals, or you can even catch them in an oversized sweater or onesie!

Once they get to know you, they're pretty much like a VERY affectionate cat. They'll relax on your lap, snuggle you for hours on end, and maybe even take a little nap where they sit. Rocket doesn't speak very much ( selective mutism. ), but rather they tend to chirp, purr, and make other animalistic sounds as their main form of communication!

Speaking of animalistic tendencies... Rocket has other behaviours as well! Such as loving to scamper around on all 4s, bringing back small animals ( or even Mobians on some occassions! ) as presents to those that they care about, and making nests for themselves to sleep in!

And now, for some fun little tidbits about them!

- Rocket is Agender, and goes by they/it!

- It's autistic and has selective mutism!

- They got blue paw beans! Come on, who doesn't love paw beans?

- Their favourite food is pickled onions, despite not needing to eat.

- Their favourite drinks are apple juice, strawberry boba tea, and strawberry milk!

- Rocket is 2'11!

- They have a best friend named Obscurity! A purple Shadow Android created by @sonicattos !

Credits for the lovely artwork go to my good friends WashedZombie ( top two. ) and @sonicattos ( bottom. ), who both did an amazing job with Rocket! As well as credits for @bunnymajo for the lovely name tag up top!

https://www.tiktok.com/@washedzombie?_t=8ggFpUsAClC&_r=1

[most-canon-non-canon-ship-poll]

HATE ANON TIME!

Since you've decided that you want the worst canon ship poll, here we are!

have you ever watched or read something and just been like, "why the fuck are they dating?" ever thought "they have absolutely no chemistry?" "where was the buildup?" well, i have the poll for you!

RULES/QUALIFICATIONS:

only submit ships that are either a) currently canon (so they could be potentially heading towards a breakup), b) will almost certainly get together at the end (has to have at least one person with confirmed feelings) or c) are in an established and committed relationship that just fucking sucks

the ship being the worst could be the ship makes no sense, the fans are fucking awful or it's toxic as fuck yet they're still together

NO REAL PEOPLE!

Please nothing from controversial fandoms (i.e harry p*tter, homestuck, etc.)

you can submit characters from annoying fandoms (i.e MHA) because i think it would be funny as hell

don't be an asshole. no threats, no "this ship is awesome", no shit like that. do that and you're blocked.

i will look into the ships to make sure they fit the qualifications

I WILL BE EXTREMELY BIASED IF CERTAIN SHIPS I REALLY FUCKING HATE GET IT. I WILL SET THEM UP TO BE CROWNED WORST OF THE WORST because i am a spiteful little bitch. i will commit voter? poll runner? fraud

SUBMIT HERE!

not gonna change my url cause i'm lazy.

tags for visibility:

@fuckingstupidbracket @homoerotic-shonen-rival-showdown @look-how-they-massacred-them @fictionaladoptionpolls @myfaveisfuckable @words-for-cat-bracket @17-million-years-of-pining-poll @worstqueerbaittournament @worstshippoll

[amber-tortoiseshell]

Hello again!

I decided to try and start another tournament, this time a little more broad: instead of genes, this will be the contest of colors! So welcome everyone to the

Cat Color Tournament

Rules:

Unlike the previous one with the genes, this tournament will be submission-based. There are literally thousands of possible combinations, i can't include everything. You can submit colors via the google from below or by sending me an ask.

You can submit any possible coloration, and send a breed or a specific cat to represent it. If you nominate a color without a picture, don't worry, probably i can find one myself.

You can just send a picture, and if i can tell the color based on that picture, i'll include it. (So you don't have to know the official name of your cat's color to nominate it.)

Try to submit as genetically definable colors as you can. (Example: don't write simply tortoiseshell, specify it: black tortoiseshell, cinnamon tortoiseshell mackerel tabby, blue tortoiseshell point, light amber tortoiseshell with white, ect. You get it.)

In the form I'm asking for your tumblr username; this way i'll be able to ask for clarifications if needed. If you choose to leave that part empty and i have doubts, i'll make a post to let my followers decide what the submission count as.

I'll organise the tournament if i get at least 16 different color submissions. If this is fulfilled, i'll add my own favourites, and wait to close the submissions as long as it pleases me. I'm quite patient.

Generally I'll include everything you send me.

Um, tagging inspirational tournament blogs: @best-fictional-cat and @original-cat-showdown of course, @words-for-cat-bracket, @little-cat-showdown, @thecatfight2023, @irlcats-bracket, @only-horse-polls, @rock-swag-tournament, @ultimate-monkey-tournament, @ultimate-word-tournament, @flagwars

My previous tournament can be found under the #cat color gene tournament tag.

[little-cat-showdown]

[ID: first image is a campaign poster for the Pallas cat/manul. at the top it says “Otocolobus manul (aka Pallas Cat)”. below is a stylized drawing of a Pallas cat: a little cat with grey fur and some stripes, and a grumpy expression. around it are the following notes: the body is small and round, densest feline coat!!!, his short little legs aren’t built for distance, wow! so fluffy.

second image is a campaign poster for the margay. at the top it says “Leopardus Wiedii (Margay).” below is a stylized drawing of a margay: a little cat with golden yellow fur and dark brown spots and rosettes. around it are the following notes: only fully arboreal cat!, long tail for balance, wrists and ankles rotate 360 degrees, allowing them to climb down trees headfirst!, talented mimic, uses distress calls to lure prey! end ID]

[irrealisms]

in case any of my followers haven't seen:

if you send proof of voting margay in this poll, i'll make you one of:

a moodboard of your choice (must be a character/topic i'm familiar with)

a traditional headshot doodle of a character or animal of your choice (does not have to be a character i'm familiar with as long as you send a ref)

a minific (<500 words unless i get inspired, must be a fandom i am familiar with)

we're currently behind by 18 votes, but that gap has closed before--we've been wavering up and down by one to two percentage points over the last week. tomorrow's the last day of voting and i rly believe with one last push tomorrow we can get margay to the win!!!

[wlw-song-scuffle]

IT'S THE WLW SONG SCUFFLE!!!!

I have decided to make another bracket, and this time its for WLW Songs!

Mod uses She/Her, refer to me as Purple! Mod of @the-coolest-demon-bracket and @the-battle-of-babyls

Songs that depict WLW behaviour will be accepted! However, a song that mainly depicts WLW will be accepted, but a song that is mainly MLW or MLM and only has a little or no WLW will not be accepted.

Enjoy!

Tagging for exposure :

@disabilityshowdown @battleofthepurplebitches @badass-bitch-polls @botswithgreatnamesfight @best-sharks-bracket @words-for-cat-bracket @prettiestcolours @bestofnames @worstinsultsever @died-but-not-dead-tournament @namemycat @the-ultimate-hunger-games @randompolls @super-shapeshifter-showdown @triangletripetition @dumbass-duels @bestgirlsnametournament @prideflagcontest @the-ultimate-tournament @album-cover-battle

[dangerous-string-tourney]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE DANGEROUS STRING TOURNEY!

I've set up this tournament to celebrate a type of character that I've always loved from when I was a little, and that's characters that fight with or regularly use different and dangerous types of string for mobility or other reasons!

For the sake of clarity, the things that are considered a dangerous string are

String

Rope

Wire (smooth, barbed etc)

Chain

Whip

Hair (at the mercy of my discretion)

String like energy constructs (also at my discretion)

other things that heavily involve string such as Yo-yos (BOWS WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED, the string does not play a big enough part I'm sorry)

Other Rules

Multiple characters can be submitted if they all use dangerous strings and work closely as a unit.

Feel free to submit an image of your submission either via upload or link (preferably transparent and / or with the character utilising their dangerous string)

You can submit as many characters as you want, but only one character/ group at a time please

If I get a lot of submissions for the same character I'll add them to this post so people know they don't need to submit them again

Submissions will be open until the 23rd of May

CONFIRMED ENTRIES

Alex Fierro: Magnus chase and the gods of asgard

Franziska Von Karma: Ace Attorney

Donquixote Doflamingo: One Piece

Paulie: One Piece

inspired by polls like

@blueboybracket @gayestshakespearecouples @obscuregametournament @ultimatepokemontournament @angelicswagsummit @black-cat-showdown @mushroom-madness @best-kirby-character-tournament

[albatris]

albatris oc showdown round 3 poll 4

Grub the Cat vs Tofu the Cat

Grub the Cat:

kibby cat

old and blind and deaf

purrs like a garbage disposal

will hunt and kill your shoelaces

so so sososo clingy and loving

cuddlebug

Tofu the Cat:

meow meow meow

sweetest little kitty

likes scrambled eggs

is bonking her head against you

[gay-disabled-characters-showdown]

LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 2, Wave 3, Poll 1

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.

Check out the other polls in this wave and prior here.

Gobber-How To Train Your Dragon

Qualifications:

He has a prosthetic arm and a prosthetic leg. And is confirmed to be gay (in an admittedly really weird way :/)

Propaganda:

He's gay. He's disabled. He's a viking. He's good at his job. He has a stone tooth. He uses his arm prosthetic like a toolbelt. He knows a lot about dragons. Idk man. He's cool

Zhou Zishu-Faraway Wanderers / Tian Ya Ke

Qualifications:

He is mlm, though there's no consensus in fandom whether he's bi or gay. (He had slept with women prior to meeting his male love interest, but the way he speaks of that kinda doesn't make it sound like he enjoyed it? So there's room for interpretation. Maybe hes bi who just happened to settle with a man, maybe hes a late bloomer gay.) Either way, the novel's main romance is his relationship with another man, and they are in a committed relationship by the end! Now, for the disability part. He has a physical disability that's a result of, how do I put it, non-realistic circumstances (stabbing poisoned nails into his acupoints non-realistic), but I think it qualifies for how it affects him.

To start with, he is a martial artist, but the nails thing limits him to about half of his normal ability. Which is still pretty significant given he used to be one of the top talents of his generation, but there are many instances throughout the book where he finds himself frustrated, inconvenienced, or endangered by being unable to do what he *used to* be able to do, which I think tracks with acquired disability experience. Next, the nails also give him chronic pain issues with daily (or rather, nightly) flare ups, and additional ones when he strains himself. That usually last for several hours. (Fandom also theorizes that this leaves him chronically sleep deprived, but it's more conjecture than textual.)

Then, his biggest issue is that the nails are slowly killing him, and he has like 2-3 years to live... but uh given it's a happy ending novel his friend gives him an experimental surgery and it works out. But! Gotta note that I don't think it counts as a case of 'magically cured disability' trope. It is plainly stated that he will still have some issues post-surgery - just, y'know, no longer life-ending ones. The tl;dr here is that while his situation is not something possible in the real world, it still affects him in a way an acquired physical disability may: limits things he can do compared to his pre-injury state, results in chronic pain issues, and requires difficult medical intervention to stymie the negative effects.

Propaganda:

Zhou Zishu, how do I explain him... He is a spymaster and an assassin. He put the current Emperor on the throne. He committed atrocities. He lost the person he saw as his little brother as a result. He still thinks he did what was right, in the grand scheme of things. He decides to start his retirement at age 28 by stabbing a bunch of poisoned nails into his chest, disguising himself as a beggar, and vanishing into jianghu to daydrink and sightsee. He is living his best life, all 3 remaining years of it. He is in pain every night. He meets a man who, unexpectedly, understands him with a glance... and then begins to annoy him ceaselessly, insisting he has fallen for Zishu at first sight.

Cue Zhou Zishu's horrified realization that he's not only into men, but into this clown in particular. Zishu falls in love the way a cat falls into a bath - hes trying to get out but keeps slipping back, and hes hissing all the while. (We love to bully him for his clownsexual ways.) (Also, if this makes anybody want to check out the novel, remember: Zhou Zishu is an unreliable narrator and Will lie to you. Pay attention to his actions and reactions, not just what he *says* he thinks!) Now, I could spend hours gushing about how WenZhou (the couple's ship name, and yes they are canon and the main romantic storyline) gave me unrealistic standards for romance, but I'm gonna hold myself back from writing a 6k essay and focus on the theme of the tournament. I consider Zhou Zishu a disabled protagonist because: while his situation itself is non-realistic (aforementioned 'stabbing a bunch of poisoned nails into his chest'), the way it affects him is actually pretty similar, and in some ways really the same, to how an acquired physical disability may affect a person. First, it limits what he can do, physical activity-wise, to about half of his pre-injury state. (Which is still rather a lot, given he used to be a top dog martial artist, but it's still noticeable to him.) Second, it gives him chronic pain issues, with nightly flare-ups. (And additional ones when he strains himself.) (Also, at a certain point in the book his love interest starts holding him through his flare ups. Which doesn't lessen the pain but does help Zishu cope with it better. It's very important to me that it doesn't magically help but it does Mentally help and thats enough. The "stay with him morning and night, holding his hand" of it all (; v ;) yes thats a quote from the book.) And third, it requires a difficult surgery to stymie its negative effects (him dying in three years ones). (Yeah btw its not the case of magic surgery perfectly 'fixing' (bleugh) the character; he still need physical-therapy-analogue after it, and his uh medical professional also states he will likely still have some issues post-op.)