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tuttle-did-it · 3 months

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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

#Fuck your Rowling #Fuck terfs #David Tennant #Fuck Harry Potter #And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show #little whinging fuckers #gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR #maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR #if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge #But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment #He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR #he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you #which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe #says a lot #described

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skunkes · 3 months

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the restrained sniffer

#a doodley #anthro #furry #this 100% works more with their human forms but i am not immune to funny kitty #though i guess ''to wear'' doubles as like wearing.... it as a blanket...#sorry its so awkwardly broken up...tumblr allows so many pics so i get to make sure all the nice details are front and center #anyway im an overexplainer and in the past ive gotten so nervous about Action in my little comics #like. how will people know a character did [thing] if i dont show them doing it!!!!!#so this was also a mini exercise in omitting action...like i didnt waste panels drawing talon pulling the shirt on #or al putting on his horn toppers #finally; i had another related doodle idea i never drew out but might now if i remember to....#but wrt smunker's pillowcase and a resulting incident #point being Talon is a smell enjoyer...

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bigfatbreak · 10 months

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What was monarch’s wish 👀

#dad villain au #my art #long post #duusu #gabriel agreste #nooroo #marinette dupain cheng #tom dupain cheng #duusu is a little unhinged bc being put back together and then going back to being broken is fuckin devastating mentally

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courtmartialme · 4 months

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you ruin everything you touch

#riza hawkeye #roy mustang #royai #fma #fullmetal alchemist #thing drawn purely for the aesthetic of it. i just wanted to use the imagery of a broken marble statue to represent riza's scars #but now thinking about a reincarnation AU where roy has vague memories of riza but doesn't know who she is so he gets obsessed #trying desperately to keep the little memory he has of her alive even though he doesn't know who she is. he needs to know #offers to you the mental image of roy sitting miserably on the floor of his studio surrounded by an obnoxious amount of statues-#- with riza's face. he's going insane

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wolfythewitch · 6 months

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heeheeheheheheh 0_0

#ignore how little ive given my wifi is broken i am running on the last vestiges of my data

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spearxwind · 2 months

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>>"Don't get cocky, heaven will show it's teeth soon enough."

#windyart #cercerion #broken horizon #painting #LEGALLY????#planes #ALSO LEGALLY. THERES TWO SMALL ONES!!!#you could classify this as a bad situation chief #obsessed with putting little planes in my art now. its so fun to draw the silhouettes

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bunnieswithknives · 1 month

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Gore, Violence and Blood under the cut

What a mess

#fop nature au #fairly oddparents #fop a new wish #fairly oddparents a new wish #fop #dale dimmadome #Flowers OC #candy gore #gore #blood #body horror #this really is a mess on so many levels #I wanted to make this situation as difficult as possible for the fairy council to theoretically clear up #everything from the animal to the location to the injury is a nightmare to try and explain #And theres a reason I spent so much time showing the gore getting on his injury. Mans gonna have a rainbow bitemark on his leg forever now #Not exactly easy to explain away #Also I think I accidentally established that Magic was a little toxic so he might have minor blood poisoning lol #Im sure he'll be fine #This is how all gay people are made but the fairies make you forget it #Actually while scripting this I realized how much this looked like the set up for some kind were-deer or were-fairy(??) plotline #which was not the intention but would be a hilarious direction to take the plot in LMAO #Also Id like to mention that flowers is fine. Fairies are functionally immortal aside from magic backup #Itll be healed up like nothing happened it no time #that being said it is still kinda pissed about the skull smashing #Dales got multiple broken ribs plush his leg is in shambled. Absolutely demolished #He's gonna have to get metal implants #You might think 'oh he's gonna opt to get a prosthetic leg now too'#No. Because hes a cowardly little bitch #He doesnt want to get his leg removed if its not absolutely necessary and because he's a nasty little hypocrite #Anyway this will be the start of a very nasty spiral methinks

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 5 months

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god etsy is such an on fire trash can but it has a bunch of shipping presets that are difficult to migrate so i guess we'll do it this way

so anyways there's a glitch where sometimes it forces you to buy a shipping label in order to close out DIGITAL purchases which is fucking insane to me.

So I've pulled the only other cross stitch pattern off of it and made it a pay-what-you-want on kofi

I've also uploaded the other MASSIVE pattern onto ko-fi bc why not

It's a fairly obscure monster road trip reference but I'll be real it holds it's own perfectly fine as a fun pattern to have around the house for your average weirdo

both of these are basically free since ko-fi allows you a pay what you like option

If they had canada post shipping label pre-sets and a robust dms-to-custom-commission-listing system I would migrate in a heartbeat but ALAS

#ughghghghghhhhhhhhh it actively sucks so bad #like i've been aware how broken it is since TWENTY EIGHTEEN #bc i've had to lightly fudge shipping information since then #they have a dogshit stupid thing where they don't allow you to have any packages thinner than 9cm in width #which is unbelieveably dumb bc how on earth would canada post be shipping those thin tube-like boxes #when i alerted etsy their shit is broken they kept giving me 'nooooo this is canada post regulations you must obey those!'#and when i went to canada post they were like 'yeah just fudge the numbers'#you're in deep shit if you ship things and they're BIGGER or HEAVIER than you paid for but if it's a little smaller than on paper #then no one cares

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raphaerolo · 7 months

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The jedi and his commander

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its-haughty · 15 days

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“I'll kill every one of you who killed Kanna…!!”

(my sorry ass could NOT stop thinking about them and all i can muster is a sketch turned lazily rendered doodle whoops)

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jennydolfen · 1 year

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Demons run when a good man goes to war

#critical role #critical role fanart #jenny dolfen #bells hells #procreate art #orym of the air ashari #critical role spoilers #digital watercolor #bor'dor dog'son #wither and bloom #of all the times liam has broken my heart #this was the worst #poor little guy #and poor ruby vanguard

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hajihiko · 1 year

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Multilingual 🌍

Fuyuhiko: its beneficial to understand when rivals are talking in secret

Sonia: diplomacy is easier when you speak their language too

Hajime: duolingo library forced speedrun

Akane: worked in customer service

Kazuichi is just more of a Language of Numbera guy 😋

#Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Hajime hinata #Kazuichi Souda #Sonia nevermind #Akane owari #Sdr2 #Super danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa 2 #Danganronpa #super danganronpa 2 goodbye despair #If Fuyuhiko and Hajime need to talk something sensitive they can switch to Italian #Hajime and Sonia can talk in Novosel together (and often do when she's feeling homesick)#Everyone but Kazuichi speaks fairly fluent English lol but he can sorta keep up (he knows mechanic speak better than anyone tho)#Kaz gets jealous and wants his own Hajime language. They end up with broken Swedish or something obscure like that #An art #First time I've had the danganronpa art spark in a WHILE feels like #Japanese isnt exactly heavy in swear words so I imagine it feels good to let out a little CURWA MAC every once in a while #(That's probably not written right lol sorry polish ppl)#Any errors in writing are because. I had to look it all up

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permo2003 · 1 year

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Boredom made my mind create a scenario where the warrior realizes that his hero is never coming back, The little monkeys realize this and try to make the warrior feel better.

#my art #my stuff #lego monkie kid #monkey kid #doodle #lmk #lmk six eared macaque #This idea is also somewhat based on those damsels that for some reason go to the forest to cry and the forest animals go to comfort her lol #yes very silly idea but I could not help thinking that at some point macaque has broken down crying #and obviously someone had to comfort him and who better than the little monkeys. :']

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clouvu · 7 months

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What would I give to live where you are? What would I pay to stay here beside you? What would I do to see you smiling at me?

Furinde Little Mermaid AU

#genshin impact #furina #clorinde #furinde #NONE OF YOU ASKED FOR THIS AS ALWAYS BUT IM GIVING IT TO YOU ALL ANYWAYS #randomly remembered all the little mermaid references in furina and immediately feeling all my bones shatter all at once #once more I think about how I can make this about my delusional hyperfixated ships fr #this looks kinda bad but ive barely broken out of the clutches of artblock and fighting off my demons temporarily so it's fineeeeee

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chubbychiquita · 1 year

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so who's gonna feed me until i can't get up out of bed on my own 🥺

#srry for inactivity across platforms i was searching for a new place to live and am now moving!#the door is *still* broken and honestly i need a place where i can smoke weed that is easy for delivery drivers to find #and i don't have to limit my groceries to what i'm willing to carry up the apartment stairs #so im moving into a little house it's gonna be adorable and im going to eat myself trapped so the firefighters have to tear the wall down :3 #and freezer + pantry space too!!! omg so many gluttonous possibilities #me

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kendyroy · 5 days

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“But, the idea that he was the worst wolverine is the thing that came of Hugh’s voice memo. It was such a great access point for us cause you not only have the worst wolverine but you have a wolverine that is finally, after twenty-four years, wearing the yellow suit. You know? Wandering around set like Admiral Banana”

Hugh pretty much coming up with the idea of “worst wolverine” has to be my favorite thing ever. I desperately need to listen to his 10-minute voice memo. Him (and Ryan) being so dedicated to this character honestly makes me so so so happy.

Worst Logan means sooooo much to me, and I’m just really glad he exists.

#something something about how sad and broken he is endears me #i mean to be called the worst in the entire multiverse hurts #he really is a dream to write content for #i mean hes literally a guilt ridden little meow meow that desperately needs love #worst wolverine #ryan reynolds #hugh jackman #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool & wolverine #deadpool x wolverine #deadpool 3 #poolverine #logan howlett #deadpool

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