#little Scorpius

[innuendork]

Ron: Hermione, Rosie! Guess what happened! Hahahaha! I encountered Malfoy in the elevator today

Hermione: -as every day

Ron: And you know, we had a small talk on the way up to the 17th floor.

Hermione: I'm pretty sure any dictionary isn't strong enough to cover the meaning of "small talk" in your sentence.

Ron: Apparently, little Scorpius has grown up and will enable Draco to become a "father-in-law" in the near future. And Draco already looked like a much older and grumpy geezer! I almost consoled him. Poor old man!

Rose: Maybe he'll be consoled to learn that his future co-father-in-law is his elevator buddy.

Ron*betrayed*: What? Which elevator buddy?!

Rose:

Ron: Oh you mean me! For a second I thought the poor man has another elev-

Ron: Oh you mean me...

[littlewinnow]

Really wanted to doodle a very silly drarry dads with their halloween costume.

[drarrymyheart]

This makes me think of the lovely career fair fic I just read ‘if the bees know’. I melt for good dad Draco and it’s a lovely fic I recommend it!!

I want you to be happier

[ellie-r2]

still thinking about this

[bawbawbridgie]

it has just dawned on me that they literally changed canon for scorbus. they changed c- THEY CHANGED CANON FOR SCORBUS. THEY CHANGED CANON. CANON!!! ARE YOU HEARING ME????

[danieyells]

So normally my headcanon is something like "Romeo went to Japan to get away from the ruins of his family's fortune and his old life and Taiga basically adopted him"

But I was listening to the Taiga chat where he asks Haru if he's fattened up Peekaboo yet. And when he says 'you're not even gonna say hello' in Japanese he uses an auxillary verb, 'chau'. But i was only half listening and it sounds like 'ciao', which he does say, albeit usually as goodbye and not hello.

And a new headcanon hit me.

Taiga, in all his impulsiveness. . .one day decided to take a flight to Italy.

Went to the nearest airport, threw down some cash, got on a plane, and went to Italy. If you ask him why he wouldn't remember why. It was just something he decided to do. Probably had a real good slice of pizza or something and went 'i bet they have even better pizza in italy'. He has plenty of money from gambling and a life of crime, he can afford to just. Leave the country for a while.

Somewhere along the line he met Romeo--before Romeo's family went to shit even. And, oops, Romeo is the prettiest person he has ever seen.

Unfortunately Romeo has guards.

Unfortunately for Romeo's guards, Romeo may have not be a ghoul at this point, but Taiga was.

And Romeo was impressed. Because honestly what do they even pay these people for? He basically decides to take Taiga home like he found a stray animal and Taiga decided to stick around and play bodyguard. It was pretty boring being a bodyguard but he was really fascinated by Romeo.

And then things went to hell and Romeo lost everything. Taiga had Romeo stay out of sight while he kept anyone who dared to hunt him down away from him.

But he couldn't keep a demon away from him.

Romeo came out of hiding, caused a few electrical explosions, and fled with Taiga. He apologized to him--he'd never done that before--and bitterly said he didn't have anything left to give him for keeping him safe. He even gave up his soul just now. What an idiot, giving up the one thing he had left.

". . .you've got your body left, don't you?" It was a tone suspiciously like the one the demon had used for him, but Taiga couldn't keep his composure and laughed. "I guess I just have to take you then!"

And before Romeo knew it he was on a flight to Japan.

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

it's one of my favourite personal headcanons that Scorpius has a grey fluffy pet cat with a clipped ear and three legs that he found abandoned as a kid and was like, yep mine, and bonded over this unwanted creature cause hes like omg people dont like me very much either!! and this cat is intelligent and loyal as hell and hisses at people he doesn't think are good for Scorpius lmao

Scorpius is general has a habit of of collecting unwanted and perhaps damaged things. he has loads of creepy and broken ornaments all over his room. but I do not only mean inanimate objects, pets and people (*cough* albus *cough*) also apply

he collects them all because he can relate to them, and because he knows he can love them

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

Resting Rumors

Rule one as a new Ministry recruit, avoid Harry Potter. He's rude, mean, intimidating and grouchy. Except—wait—why is he smiling? Wait, he's married to who?

Ao3

[shrimpalbuspotter]

I love how awkward Scorpius is like Lucius and Draco carried themselves with such confidence and elegance in school meanwhile Scorpius hasn't came to terms with the fact his long gangly arms and legs are HIS long gangly arms and legs and forgets how to walk whenever he's nervous. Takes a few more years before he processes the idea that he has a body.

[littlewinnow]

How embarrassing Draco 🙄

(I really love those weird character popsicles 😭)

[valoale]

Merry Christmas @xx-thedarklord-xx ! ❤️

Based on this post that was super duper cute and I couldn't stop thinking about it so I decided to fulfil Scorpius' wish and gave him a baby brother— it's what he deserves. 💅🏻 Merry Christmas Sam, thank you for being the kindest and most supportive human being on Earth. Had the hardest autumn but you made it way better and I’m grateful for that ❤️

[cursedchildsupremacy]

im so glad that i caught this on recording 😭😭😭 erik yelled way too loud, joel got spooked, erik stopped for a second before continuing 💀💀💀

[rewritingcanon]

I just ADORE the idea of potter sibs learning lessons from their namesakes and being nothing like them :)

James being calm and studious and kinder than his namesakes

Albus learning how NOT to handle very specific social situations from his namesakes

And Lily is just like "FUCK them kids lmao"

YESSSSS literally.

james is more popular than his namesakes were (i like to think james and sirius were just impervious to popularity&they just gave 0 fucks, although sirius was default popular because of his surname and his attractiveness) because hes more welcoming and less of a dick and a nepobaby, but he’s emotionally distant with his peers and finds it hard to open up to others because he’s always a little suspicious of people (unlike james sr, who was an open book). he plays quidditch because he knows he should and it makes his mum happy and its kinda fun and hes kinda good but hes not that passionate about it. he gets amazing grades because hes studies a lot and not because hes a natural genius (unlike sirius, who didnt have to study hard for anything to pass comfortably). james a perfectionist, by-the-book person who struggles to think outside of the box, unlike his grandfather whos genius lied in nothing else.

albus reminds me more of his namesakes than the other two potter siblings, but he probably would appreciate the comparison the least. he’s quiet and lonesome and angsty with a ‘no one will understand me’ mindset, but severely attaches himself to the people he loves, and carries them with him throughout his life without ever moving on (all exactly like severus). hes cunning and always ready to martyr himself (both dumbledore and severus), but hes way more audacious and simple. he has a ‘1 + 1 = 2 end of story’ mind that he got from his parents that completely goes against severus and dumbledore’ long game of chess. albus does not care for such BS, hes still got that gryffindor dawg in him. he will go against every expectation set out for him on purpose (unlike dumbledore and snape, who will use their reputation to their advantage). also, albus is happy lmfao. its why he commits his life to himself and not to others like his namesakes did. he wants simple things like nicely-cooked dinners, warm houses, and to get married young and start a family. kind of like his dad and grandmother.

and lilyyyyy. she is all over the place. she is the quidditch star, the loud one in class, the person who fakes her report cards so her mum doesnt freak out at her. shes not studious like her grandmother, she attracts people to her and selects the greatest pick out of the litter for friends, and shes got a lot of friends (unlike lily evans, who’s love is so concentrated and loyal to very few, and luna who was socially repellent). she travels everywhere because shes a glutton for experiences, she doesnt plan ahead, shes will never be tied down— not even by true love and the prospect of staying with them forever. shes open like luna but her mind is more of a straight arrow than luna’s genius. lily grows up and never has any kids, not because she hates children but because she just never particularly wanted to. she never grew out of being reckless and impatient and impulsive, and she had always known that those traits would not be compatible with raising a child and she was okay with that (unlike lily evans who had always wanted to be a mother, and had dedicated herself to her baby).

[01navi-ss]

romeo using a jade roller

[magikfish]

Scorpius who’s gotten his passion for the world from Astoria, because she loves the little things. Astoria who maybe grew up angry at herself, frustrated for being so sick and knowing her time is limited. Astoria who eventually starts to appreciate life, and refuses to be angry all of the time. Astoria who helps Draco stop being so angry too, so they can both just breathe in the world around them. Drastoria who travel as much as they can. Drastoria who finds ways to decorate Malfoy Manor with all of the unique trinkets they gather from every corner of the globe. Drastoria who settle down when they have Scorpius, and start to adore doing things like household chores because now their home is full of memories, the good kind. Scorpius who loves history, and loves people, and loves the world around him because his parents took the time to find love for the world and life too 🩷

[danieyells]

Romeo has a voice line where he says that Taiga keeps complaining about being hungry and snaps at his underlings saying that he's not going to cook(implying that they are supposed to cook for and bring food to Taiga)

And I figure Taiga doesn't really eat human food anymore. Maybe on rare occasions but it doesn't do anything for him. And Romeo hates this. It scares him a little. And i imagined him bringing the food to Taiga himself to try and get him to eat. And he insists he has to eat. He has to eat normally, normal food, that humans eat. Does he want him to fucking beg.

And Taiga just doesn't get it why's he have to eat this stuff? He's refusing and getting annoyed he's eaten anomalies the entire time Romeo'd known him why is it suddenly so much of a problem.

And Romeo starts freaking out. Saying something about how they're going to take Taiga away if he doesn't behave normally. Starts trying to hand feed Taiga and saying please just eat the fucking food. They're going to take him away and experiment on him or something and Romeo doesn't want that. And Taiga knows Romeo, Romeo doesn't normally get like this so he decides to just. Suck it up and eat it. He figures once his mouth gets close enough to Romeo's hand he'll snap out of it but Romeo just. Pets him with his free hand and frantically says see it's not that bad. He's calming down but not enough and Taiga's licking sauce or crumbs off his hand and Romeo doesn't even care, he just feeds him until the plate's empty and Romeo starts breathing normally again.

And Taiga still doesn't get what his problem is--he knows Romeo has some sort of separation anxiety issue since losing all of his wealth and most of his possessions and he's clingier than he lets on, but he doesn't understand what's happening now. Did someone tell him he's gonna get taken away or something? No? Is he worried about him???

And Romeo walks away insisting that he's not worried, but he's covering his crooked smile with the hand Taiga licked and got drool all over.