#literally just dying but trying to keep mein life

[nekojirou]

Me trying to color like: "whoopsies~ tehee~"

[lunatic-fandom-space]

I just saw a very interesting post about the difference between how todolf shippers look at todolf as a fantasy vs how elisatod shippers look at elisatod as a fantasy and i wanted to throw my two cents in regarding elisatod in canon, but Im feeling a lil shy so Im not reblogging it, and this is a pretty small fandom so Im sure youve already seen it or will see it if you just keep scrolling down. In case you havent, the gist of it is that for a lot of elisatod shippers (and for a lot of the people in charge of the more recent german-language productions) one of the biggest appeals of their dynamic is this idea that death doesnt love anyone except for Elisabeth which makes her special, whereas with todolf its more like. Im having a hard time summarizing it in my own words, I guess i personally would say that its literally just the inverse where todolf shippers think that death has a romantic relationship with everyone (or at least everyone who thinks a lot about death and dying) so the 'specialness' of it doesnt matter/doesnt factor into it, its basically just about their dynamic in a vacuum, but i dont think thats what the post was saying ? Whatever, we're talking about elisatod rn so it really doesnt matter

So, for me the most important thing about the love between Elisabeth and der Tod is that its pretty much unrequited until the moment she dies. Like, we have a brief moment of mutual interest when they first meet and she sings the little Wie Du reprise and (in the 1992 prod) he gives her this suggestive look after shes done, but after that its basically all him pursing her when she clearly does not want that, until Rudolf wo bist du where she is finally ready to give into him, but now he doesnt want her, and then they only really fall in mutual love when she dies and they basically have no other choice. This friction where they can never really be in mutual love because Elisabeth never wants to lose her agency or control over her life until she doesnt and tries to give it up, and Tod only "wants" her when shes clinging on to life and rejecting him, is the core of their relationship.

Now, you'll notice that i put the word 'wants' in quotes when i was talking about Tod and thats because i dont think he, as originally witten in the vienna productions, is capable of wanting anything because hes not a person, hes a reflection of the people around him and because of that, his behaviour in any given scene is determined by the context around him. I know thats kind of a clunky way of phrasing that, but I have to do describe it in such a broad and vague way because his behaviour is really not consistant. For an example of what Im talking about, in Elisabeth mach auf mein Engel, he tells Elisabeth that he loves her but hes only doing that in contrast to Franz Joseph; her husband comes up to her trying to burden her with his own problems when she's feeling bad and in need of comfort herself, meanwhile death is offering her unconditional love. Another example that I like is in Die Schatten werden länger reprise, where he has to start the song because Rudolf is too paralysed by fear to articulate his feelings until he has his support

But the moment of death's behaviour being influenced by the people hes interacting with that I find the most interesting, is his introduction during the prologue where the people he's interacting with are the audience. Because during that part of the song, hes essentially playing into the audience's expectation that Elisabeth and death will be a traditional soft tragic romance, hes talking about her in a very gentle and wistful way and in way that subtly implies that she was the only person he ever loved, but then during the actual story, hes treating her very aggressively and their relationship is honestly pretty unpleasant, and we can clearly see that she was not the only person he ever loved because his and Rudolf's relationship is just as intense in a similar overtly romantic way (and arguably more so because its mutual and requited). But then obviously we got Kein Kommen ohne Gehen which essentially contradicts all of this and severely clashes with the entire rest of the elisatod relatio ship, but its late and if i start complaining about that, Im gonna add another 2 paragraphs to this post

So yeah, these are some of my thoughts about elisatod, i have a lot more but its 2am and i just soent two hours writing this and I can feel my brain turn into mush, so yeabh. please let me know what you think

[buttered-milky]

Putting notes for myself and anyone else who might want to expand on this(?) here as I watch this for the fourth time in my life:

Spoiler warning for Jennifer's Body, if anyone cares

First off initial thoughts actually before I start the watch - this is a p good template for any sort of AU.

bi4bi. girlbossing. eating men. “She asked for no pickles” as literally an opening dynamic. The fucked up demonology of trying to sacrifice someone. Loser4loser alliances all around. Just some really weird girl trying to work through complicated feelings for her best friend.

(Secret bonus: the best friend can throw up ferrofluid which is so cool to me)

Okay speedrun the main points of Jennifer: she is a succubus. except she doesn't really fuck people, just seduces and then eats them. she was created because she was erroneously offered as a virgin sacrifice to satan, and since she is not a virgin, she came back wrong. she has to eat people to keep herself in good health. I mean, the worst that happens to her in the movie when she's hungry is that she gets grumpy and looks a little sick and sometimes her hair falls out. but the eating is kind of an innate instinct anyway. it's implied she can't eat normal food since she throws it up. she can be killed pretty much any way, though the movie advises stabbing through the heart to be safe.

OKAY OKAY MOVIES STARTING TIME TO ESSENTIALLY LIVE TWEET THIS AS NOTES

Jennifer…owns a horse?? I did not notice that in my first three viewings. it's not important to these notes but it's important to me

Ur damn right hell is a teenage girl. Also I like the firsthand telling of this. I don’t think writing this in first person would be the worst actually. Plus I mean…eddie is a storyteller. Like Needy!

Jennifer's cheerleader status is a free excuse to make Steve a cheerleader

Mein Gott the constant flirting between Jennifer and Needy. of course that would be necessary in any silly fic and any AU but yknow

The immense potential of “I wish more guys wore eyeliner” coming from Steve. the immense potential of bonding over how pretty rockstars are

Don’t u just love when trying to protect ur friend’s reputation ends up getting them erroneously sacrificed (not included in the fic idc that much)

They absolutely must hold hands. And eddie absolutely must have an “am I sure about this” moment

I cannot believe I didn’t consider the possibility Jennifer got drugged beforehand she is like Extra incoherent in those ten minutes (not important to the fic but again important to me)

Y’know under normal circumstances I’d put chrissy in chip’s place but I see this as post s4 so…but do what u want

I Love the came back wrong trope. Plus her slow smile here is so

The POWERFUL homoeroticism of “Are you scared?” And then kissing your friend’s neck after they nod

Writing Steve as Jennifer also has immense potential for bitchy moments. That’s like Jennifer’s main fucking quality. Although I do tend to think one of the only reasons Jennifer kills so many people is because she’s a bitch in the first place. Like the curse cranks her up to eleven.

Survivor’s guilt Noted

COLIN IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN THIS ENTIRE DAMN MOVIE HES SUCH A LOSER okay back to notes

Dying and coming back wrong and getting Disney princess abilities so animals will watch you kill someone Noted

Needy is such a good Eddie template her mom is also presumably working nights

Side note to self: the bimbo heart outfit is actually very cute use that in a drawing.

They SHOULD watch rocky horror together

MY GOD COLIN IS SUCH A NERD if I didn't want this to last more than ten seconds as a fic I'd make Eddie him. he is the exact same brand of alternative kind of pathetic loser boy I love him. maybe in someone else's oneshot but not in my fic

"Are you scared? I mean I thought boys like you were really into vermin and death and shit" noted. "I need you frightened" NOTED

seeing your undead best friend while having sex NOTED

Ah yes, the important aspect of supernatural strength. crank that jock strength up to eleven babey

"We always share your bed when we have slumber parties"

there is also something to be said about killing everyone your best friend is even remotely interested in all while hardcore flirting with them

not relevant to notes but relevant to me: the band that sacrifices Jennifer kinda has some homosexual tendencies I never noticed Side Eye "that's a hot murder weapon" "it's a bowie knife" "bowie? nice" okay

"I woke up, and I found my way back to you" "I couldn't bring myself to hurt you" and of course "we can play boyfriend-girlfriend like we used to" all in the same scene

While we're here: I’m not gonna do this but if anyone else runs with this idea and also likes rockstar eddie, you gotta remember the band from this movie quite literally did sacrifice Jennifer for fame. Some lameass bar band did that. Idk man just saying there’s potential there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ridiculous ass high school dance outfits GO

man she's trying super hard to drown him girl just go crocodile mode death roll that shit

oh I forgot she can just have shark teeth whenever she wants. okay cool. oh and she can (kind of) fly (it's just hovering like she's in the exorcist)

"I thought you only murdered boys" "I go both ways" BISEXUALITYYYY (yet another reason I need Steve to be this)

whoever I choose to be my chip stand in has to die (unless, of course, I just don't care that much. which for once I might not.)

"I think I already died but I woke up when I heard your voice" is this a chip line? yes. is it still so fanfiction? yes

yeah I do think I will keep the "biting my best friend's neck and then levitating us both and holding onto her with my legs" bit

aaaand absent parents coming in clutch for that sad sort of fucked up ending! Steve Harrington I have never been so glad to have never seen your parents even once it transfers so well onto this au

I will probably not include the aftermath bits in a fic but it is a pretty cool implication

I am making no commitments to writing any of this, but if anyone else wants to use these notes/ideas for something, go for it. doesn't even have to be a Jennifer's body au, there are just some banger lines here regardless.

Vampire eddie this vampire eddie that blah blah WHERE are the Jennifer’s body Steve fics Hm??? There is potential here I must say

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Hope van Dyne’s child

Hope van Dyne x child!reader

Scott Lang x stepkid!reader

warnings: insects (ants), sharp weapons

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Happy holidays darling! Would you write HC for Hope Van Dyne's child? Love the step-parents HC 🥰”

growing up as a lil smarty pants

grandpa hank was pretty proud, although he didn’t see you very much

once every few years

but he did tell you all these crazy stories about his adventures that you honestly thought were just fiction (until you were older)

“and i was as small as an ant, but i was still incredibly strong! remember that, kid. just because you aren’t as big as someone else doesn’t mean you can’t beat them” -hank

“y/n doesn’t need to be hearing those stories, hank” -hope

“why not? they have important life lessons in them!” -hank

“why does mommy call you ‘hank?’” -you

“because mommy hates grandpa, isn’t that right?” -hank

“okay, i think that’s enough of this visit. come on, y/n, time to go” -hope

your mom was very supportive of you, nonetheless

she wanted to be different from her dad

so she showed up to EVERYTHING

birthdays, sick days, tucking you in for bed, parent-teacher conferences, art shows, you name it

“here’s some tea, jellybelly. it’ll make your throat feel better” -hope

“mom, i think i’m dying” -you

“you’ll be fine” -hope, givin’ u a kiss on the forehead

life wasn’t like, extra crazy or anything. sometimes she’d bring you to work and honestly? darren cross didn’t seem like the worst guy. he even brought you whatever you might need if your mom was staying late at work

“hey, van dyne junior! i brought you a puzzle that might keep you busy for a while...and a happy meal from mcdonalds! let me know if you need anything else, me and your mom will just be in the lab for a little while” -darren

“thank you!!!” -you

uh huh, ur mom taught u manners!

anyways you started spending more time with your grandpa cuz they had a plan

thats when you found out that his “turning small” stories were not, in fact, bullshit

“wait grandpa...you actually did shrink as small as an ant?” -you

“why would i lie?” -hank

okay well cue you wanting to shrink down to ant size now it was your new aspiration

you did learn how to command ants tho!!!!!!

but unfortunately (or not so unfortunately) hank brought scott to the party

“hi!” -you, waking scott up

“what?!” -scott, jumping back against the headboard

“hi.” -you, staring at him “im y/n. these are my ants”

bullet ants were just crawlin around the place

“oh, that’s....that’s cool. any chance you could tell me where i am or how i got here” -scott

“wouldn’t you like to know, weather boy” -you, leaving abruptly

“are you bothering our guest?” -hope, watching you proudly nod “good job, jellybelly”

mom taught u how to punch 🥰🥰🥰

and let you use scott as a punching bag

but scott wasn’t like awful or anything he was just insufferable at times

“i think you’d like my daughter cassie. she’s weird and smart just like you” -scott

“did you just call me weird? mom, can i punch him again?” -you

“no no no! i meant weird in a good way! please dont hurt me anymore!” -scott

chasing him around the yard ready to ATTACK

hank had to tell u to cut it out

“dont tell them what to do” -hope

“someone has to” -hank

“excuse me? i parent y/n just fine, better than you ever did for me!” -hope

“do they do this often?” -scott

“every time they see each other but that’s not very much” -you

“hm...hey, do you like ice cream? specifically baskin robbins?” -scott

ur mom said “we do not associate with idiots ❤️” and then proceeded to associate with said idiots

scott did end up saving u from darren tho bc that mf tried to hold u hostage and scott was really not in the mood for that bullshit

“you alright, y/n?” -scott

“murder is okay, right?” -you

after that whole ordeal he and your mom were kinda a thing uh huh

and he introduced you to cassie!!! she was amazingly sweet and you could def see the family resemblance

“is this my new sibling?! i’ve always wanted one!” -cassie

“hey, me too!” -you

you hung out with her on a weekly basis, with or without scott

and mom and grandpa were working on a ✨special project✨

one you insisted on being apart of

“no, y/n, we can’t make you your own suit. you’re too young for this sort of thing” -hope

“pleaaaaase mom? i swear i’ll he responsible with it!” -you

“you’re mother is right, y/n. you’re just not ready yet. maybe someday, but not anytime soon” -hank

scott took you on family bowling trips yes he did

and just corny stepdad shit

but he went to germany and mom and him broke up and FF to two years later when you guys had finally reunited

“scott!! you asshole!!” -you, like this -> :)

“kiddo!! sorry to hear that!!” -scott, same energy

shading him the whole time

“ach mein gott” -you

“are you kidding me, y/n? i make one mistake. ONE” -scott

“you’re one mistake has caused me to live in MINIATURE HOMES” -you

“THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD THING” -scott

“WELL IT’S NOT” -you

“did you at least miss me?” -scott

“sicher habe ich” -you

“god dammit” -scott

surprise!! u kind of had a suit (for emergencies)

as a van dyne/pym, it was almost a necessity to know how to use pym particles

scott acted like a proud dad

“wow, you’re really doing it!!!” -scott

“halt die klappe” -you

“please stop” -scott, tearing up

finding out about ✨grandma✨

she possessed scott and touched ur face and told you that she was so excited to meet you but you didn’t know wtf was going on and you had the urge to smack scott but THANKFULLY you did not

“i have to meet her for real! let me help you guys!” -you

“okay” -hope

“what? really?” -you

“it’s about time we put your genius to good use” -hope

scott offered you a high five for that and u literally accepted it

“don’t get too happy, that was just an in-the-moment thing” -you, watching scott’s eyebrow raise “fine. you can have a hug”

okay okay well everything went okay and then half the world ~vanished~ including ur whole family but like cassie and her family took you in and you spent five years very alone and upset until one day cassie called you downstairs and whoopdedoo???? scott???????

“is my mom with you?” -you

“sorry, sport, she’s not...do you have your suit with you? we need to go on some...hero business” -scott

you missed scott a lot over the past 5 years, this really did cheer you up, even if it was just him

“how’ve you been holding up the past few years” -scott

“the world sucks, man” -you

“i can see that” -scott

he turned on some tunes for the two of you to enjoy otw to the avengers hq and it was probably the best memory you created since everyone disappeared

“wait, reach into the glove box” -scott

“oh, god, i hope there’s no rodents in here...” -you, reaching for a picture “is this..?”

“family photo!! you were little back then, i can’t believe how time flies. i mean, it flew really quick for me, the quantum realm is no joke” -scott

you were busy staring at the picture of your mom, you really missed her

busy ~saving the world~

and going to 2012 with scott

“hey uh just so you know, i might be able to make pym particles” -you

“‘might?’ and if we use faulty pym particles we ‘might’ die. would you like that?” -tony

“hey, back off, stark. they’re just trying to help” -scott

next thing u know ur in present day and THEN u actually got to hold the scepter bc scott let u

“im gonna stab you!!” -you

“no!!!” -scott

the other avengers, literally mourning natasha while you chase him around with a sharp weapon: ��

okay after the place was destroyed u got to face mr. purple man and yo mama showed back up and saw you on the front lines

“y/n????” -hope

“mom????” -you

“scott!!!!” -scott

“really, scott? a shrek reference? now?” -you “...nice”

the reunion with your mom was short and sweet but you missed her forehead kisses and she gave you one immediately!!!! and she was crying but you were too bc damn

“listen, after this, we’re gonna have such a fun family night. i’m so sorry i couldn’t be there for you all this time” -hope

“mom, it wasn’t your fault...it was that purple bastard, let’s get him!” -you

“they grow up so fast...” -hope

i n s e c t f a m

insect fam killed it out there and then ✨attended tony’s funeral✨ together right after

that’s one solid family 😌💖

anyways time to celebrate a (halfway) return to normalcy

with your *sister* cassie and your mom and your...scott

you were just happy to all be together again, it’s been WAY too long

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[calpicowater]

Week 48.4/52: November 29th - December 5th 2021 | Jerry Part 2

Morning shift with Matt and it was nice despite me only sleeping for 4 hours again HDJSJKSKSSKS. Forever a zombie. I refuse to do any CSR now because I’d rather just sleep when the students are checking in LOL. I’m glad that Matt lets me :^) Anyway, shift went okay but I was SO SLEEPY. Survived working, went back home to rest for a bit and Jerry came to pick me up and first stop was Panda Express because my dumbass was determined to get it before I leave and I have learned the hard way that some places here are impossible to get to by public transit. But Panda smelled so nice and nostalgic (suddenly transported back into CAB). I got chow mein, honey sesame chicken, orange chicken, and Beijing beef!

Next stop was Green Bottle for dinner. They gave us free "welcome" fries (with seasoning and honey) and a free polaroid photo of us to keep. Apparently they can tell we are not from here... help lol my tourist vibes (oh wait maybe it's because of my BC vaccine passport lmao). We ordered their fried chicken with cheese corn fondue. Very delicious!!! Also got this free lychee lemon shot lmao it legit tasted like lychee calpico water LOL. Not sure why they give so much free things but I support it. Next stop was Don't Yell at Me for bubble tea. I got their aiyu jelly frose yakult drink. Pretty good but I went for 多肉葡萄 but they don't even have it because it's seasonal. I also went for their cup logo but due to shipment problems they only had plain cups and I have never been so disappointed LOLLL. Why am I obsessed with logos :/ 

After bubble tea, I thought that we were going home but Jerry said we were going to karaoke and that the night has just started LMAO IM LIKE ITS 10PM but okay so we ended up at a KTV place. It was fine but after around 1.5 or 2 hours into it, we heard so much yelling and screaming and fighting and things getting smashed..... and then people kept running across our room and we were so scared and confused. T___T Eventually the police/ambulance all arrives and carried someone away on a stretcher. Police officers came and started questioning us if we knew the people who were involved. But we were literally in our room the entire time... I opened our door and looked out and saw drips of blood and then a huge pool of blood. The area was closed off with police tape. We were not allowed to go to the washroom or leave the place at all because it was a crime scene....... the KTV had the audacity to ask us to pay for the entire 3.5 hours even though half of our time was spend in fear and not actually singing because wtf......... how are we supposed to sing when people are dying outside and there was an attempted murder....... plus we couldn't ding anyone in because there was an entire squad outside our door???? anyways so scammed and traumatized lol. I wanna put this place on blast. 

We were not allowed to leave until 2:30am (literally I was having a meltdown in the room while Jerry did Kpop girl group dances to distract us HDJSSKSLS LMAO he’s like “it’s fine, I work at a hospital, people die on me all the time” DJHJKFJSKFJKS). After the police took photos of our ID and we filled our witness account forms, we were finally allowed to go. It was so JAJDJDKSLSLSSL. Jerry and I were just two lost uninvolved kids..... I was so scared that they would trap me in there until 8am or something but I had to work so???? I had no battery on my phone and my contacts in my eyes for 20 hours....... and I had no idea how long we would be stuck in there. Someone pay for our therapy omg. So done. What is life... HDSJSSKS we were just trying to be productive and hang out lots but this is the result. Cries.......

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 16.11.20 lb

chanchal interrogating ishani, ki did riddhima spill about what happened that day. ishani like no dice, but imma beat it outta her so help me goddddd.

aryan coming throwing shit around. coz vansh has left everything in his will to dadi. thank fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk. none of you snakes are worth 5000 cr. i mean, ishani is, but idk, maybe not that whole amount at once.

ishani is like THANK THE LORD, VANSH HAD AT LEAST ONE WORKING BRAIN CELL. “kahin uss riddhima ko nominee banaa dete, toh humaare sar par chadhke tandav karti woh.” snort.

chanchal telling aryan ki “vansh ke baad saara business toh tuney hi sambhaalna haina”, and lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo ishani’s face:

i honestly love her the most. MAKE HER THE NEW KING OF THIS EMPIREEEEEEEEEEE. SHE DESERVESSSSSSS IT.

ishani saunters off and chanchal is telling aryan ki anyway dadi ke haath laga hai sab, she’ll write it all to you; coz siya is in a coma, who knows when the fuck she’ll wake up, and ishani is walking talking TNT ka khaaaaan, that’ll blow up any second now. tujhe hi sab milna hai. lol bohut hi zyaada khushfehmi. can’t waitttttt for vihaan (whether he turns out to be vansh or not.......) to come show them thenga.

some parcel came outta nowhere for mummyji and it’s filled with all the stuff of her “long lost son who got kidnapped”. veryyyyyyyy conveniently opened by riddhima.

mummy has started filmfare nom-worthy performance on discovering the relics.

there’s a letter too! basically says i kidnapped your kid for money, but when you didn’t pay up, i threw him in a river. i’m confessing all this coz i’m now dying of cancer and want redemption. sounds to me like someone watched both ‘the prince of egypt’ and ‘badlapur’ in one day and did a mashup of those stories to write this letter.

watch out meryl, viola, jodie.......... mummy has gone beyond filmfare and is now doing OSCAR worthy performance about how she keeps losing kids.

lmao i am aryan, watching this nautanki:

mummy like it’s all coz i neverrrrrrrrrrrr accepted riddhima as a motherrrrrrrrrrr, mujhe maaaf kar dooooo.

of course riddhima’s dumb ass forgave her. god, this chick just tooo easy to scam.

someone’s come to say “final goodbye”. coz he’s taken a transfer. sure.

lmao riddhima is the biggest mood when dealing with an ex who just won’t leave you the fuck alone.

is it just me or has his hair become more........... vansh-y??? like, height-wise.

blah blah he wants to apologize to everyone........... for what exactly? he said he was just doing his job, why to say sorry for that??

lmao ishani has appeared and is ready to kick kabir’s ass. omfg i think this might be my new fav dynamic of this show, ishani v/s kabirrrrrrrrrrr.

RIDDHIMA DOING NOTHING TO STOP HER ALSO, LMAOOOOOO

whole family has appeared and he’s like sorry kehne aaya tha and all and THENNNNNNNNNNN....... NAZAR PADI ON THE TABLE FULL OF ARTIFACTS.

 anupriya like don’t touch my son’s shit and........

“yeh sab mere hain!!!!!!!!!”

hahahahahahahhahahahaha ishani is truly my absolute favourite character of this show from now on.

“maaaaaaaaaaaa?????? iska matlab aap meri maa hain??????” lol bohut hi bhadddda actingggg.

riddhima agrees with ishani.

kabir narrates exact story mummy did like 5 min back.

he’s giving proof ki i know the collar of this uniform has a K behind it and everyone’s shockedddddddddd ki oh god yet another middle class orphan is gonna make their way here

wow the terrible acting from mummy and beta is just.......... peak today. i can’t take it.

my question is, kabir has come to this house and seen anupriya a million times before, it never clicked for him then????? anupriya looks to be baaaarely in her 40s, she wouldn’t have looked much different when she was younger. why didn’t he recognize her then. SOMEONE USE YOUR BRAIN AND ASK HIM THAT. ISHANI, ARYAN, SOMEONE?!!!?!?!

ok ishani didn’t ask that but she’s like that kid was thrown into a river, i’m pretty sure he’s dead. and kabir doing extra naatak ki yes, i was thrown into the river but a policewaala saved me and raised me and that’s why i’m police now.

ugh itnaaa sasta acting lol.

high time this pinky and the brain team up and take the rest of these fuckers downnnnnnnn.

lmao riddhima is soooooooooooooo angry rn. she didn’t even get this mad when her fucking husband paralysed her. that’s just how much petty hatred male exes deserve. the fact that that their bitch ass is even alive and wasting oxygen on the damn planet is fucking unacceptable.

OMFG MUMMY BETA ARE LEGIT WHISPERING INTO EACH OTHER’S EARS WHILE HUGGING, GIVING SHABAASHI ABOUT THIS BRILLIANT PLAN. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. SERIOUSLY, YOU COULDN’T WAIT TILL YOU WERE ALONE???????????????????/

“kamaaaaal ki acting, KAMAAAAL KI ACTING!” lmaoooooooooooo honestly, this show would be fucking unwatchable if not for vishal cheesing it up in every other scene and making it so damn hilarious. kabir played by anyone else would never be this likable. his dialogue delivery of these lines is just A+

lmao he’s hamming some more about how he’s been searching for his mom allllll his life and today he’s leaving the city and finally found her.

LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE AROUND THEM HAS A FACE LIKE SOMETHING WITH 8+ LEGS CRAWLED ACROSS THEIR DINNER PLATE. IT’S SO HILARIOUSSSSSSSS.

he’s like mom, come with me, and she’s like “tum yehi ruk jao!” and omfggggggg the reactionsssssssssssss:

“ab yeh bhi yaheen rahega?????” alkjdsalkjdlaskjdlaskj chanchal’s no filter ways really come in handy sometimes.

kabir’s like no no mom will come with me. starts leading her out and dadi is like no anupriya is a part of this family and will not leave. and if you can live here in this house................... riddhima will decide that. lmao this should work out well.

kabir trying to jedi mind trick her.

even ishani is pleading in her mind, please riddhima no kehnaaaaa. aaaaaand....

“haan.” great.

big mood.

lmao booooooo, the amount of shit you get away with just coz you’re so stinkin’ cute. you’re exactly like my asshole cat son. just worming your way into my heart by the power of your adorable faces, you absolute bastardssssssss.

oh of course. she had this conversation with vansh, about if mummy ever found her son, he’d like to welcome him into this family as his brother. sentiment mein aakar haan keh diya. BITCH HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT IT WAS GONNA TURN OUT TO BE YOUR EX WHO WAS HAATH DHOKE BEHIND HIS GODDAMN LIFE. IF HE DID, HE WOULDN’T HAVE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE PULLING THAT UGLYASS GOLDEN GUN ON HIM AND SHOOTING HIM BETWEEN THE EYES.

this is a sweet scene and all but dude how the fuck am i supposed to overlook the fucking ugly beetlejuice suit. if i never have to see this godforsaken garment ever again, it’d still be too soon.

also jesus, were you a goddamn kid just 10 years ago, COZ HOW ELSE THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE A MINION WATERBOTTLE FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD?!!?!?!?!! OH GOD YOU GUYS, IS VANSH JUST 19 YEARS OLD OR SOME SHIT, AND THE BEARD AND THE VOICE THREW US OFF INTO THINKING HE’S 30?!?!?!?!?!!?! OH MY GOD, I FEEL LIKE A PEDO NOW. 28 IS MY LIMIT ON HOW YOUNG I’LL GO FOR WHEN I LUST AFTER SOMEONE.

anyway i’m fwding this scene so that my mind won’t dwell on these horrible possibilities. and that horrible fucking outfit.

lmao riddhima is like kaash tum yahaan hote, tum bhi yehi karte. snort, okaaaay sis.

“tumhari riddhima hoon main. aur hamesha wohi karoongi, jo agar tum hote toh karte.” ok everybody start monitoring your drinks from now on. pata nahi kab kya mila de yeh madam vansh 2.0.

ishani is, how you say................ LOSING IT.

ahahahahahahahahahaha aryan, who's going to town on the punching bag, is like i already picture him here, hence the vigorous mid-day cardio.

“mera toh mann kar raha hai ki main 2-4 jamaa ke aaoon. kabir ko nahi, uss riddhima ko!!!!!!!!” The Biggest Mood, Ever.

“pehle woh bhai ki tarah sochna toh seekh le?!?!?!?” bhai ki tarah chodo, pehle BAS SOCHNA HI SEEKH LE, WOHI BOHUT HAI.

ishani like i’m sureeeeeeeee kabir found out the story about mom’s missing son and now that vansh isn’t here, wormed his way into the house. PRESENTING TO YOU, THE ONLY ONE WITH A BRAIN IN THIS HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE. THE FACT THAT VANSH SLEPT ON HER AS A FUCKING PILLAR TO THIS HOUSE IS FUCKING RUDE.

“yeh sab kuch hua hai uss stuuuuupid riddhima ki wajah se!” that’s what they should call the show.

ew kabir is in riddhima’s room and getting all touchy and LIKE BACK THE FUCK OFF MAN. SERIOUSLY, YOU GOT WHAT YOU WANTED, NOW GO HANG OUT WITH YOUR MOM ALL DAY LONG, INSTEAD OF ACTING SKEEZY.

yeah riddhima pretty much told him that. threw in some more shit about how she’ll hate him till she dies, coz he’s the reason vansh died.

he doesn’t look happy about that. this fucker still wants herrrrrrr. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. kabir yaaaaaaaaaaaaar, you can do so much bettterrrrrrrrrrr. get yourself an hot evil shawty with 4+ brain cells dude!

she’s dragging him out. nice.

kabir still talking and she’s like do i literally have to kick your ass out?????? damn girl, there’s the spine i like to see.

askljdaslkjslkdjlaskdjlaskdj he’s like main bhi vansh jaisa hoon, iss ghar ka beta hoon. lmao good you said this in front of riddhima and not ishani, warna ***** phaad ke tumhare haath mein de deti.

riddhima also handing it to him, but verbally. but it’s lameass shit like no you’ll never be like vansh, not in 7 janam. like, ok i get she’s really mad at him for what happened, but i don’t get what’s this sudden hatred of his personality?????? she doesn’t know the whole truth and abhi se itni nafrat??? based on what????? 

lmao he muttered “woh toh waqt hi batayega” as he was leaving and she’s like BITCH WHAT YOU SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!

hee hee hee hee. i loveeeeeee when he makes his exasperated faces.

some more sweet talk about how she’ll see his intentions aren’t bad at all, and she’s like justttttttttt gtfo my room man.

"kahin kabir ko yahaan rehne ki permission dekar kuch galat toh nahi kar diya???” LMAO YA THINK?????????????????????/

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye. finally. aankhein taras gayi thi.

bro refusing more shady work coz “abhi mere paas chote-mote kaamon ke liye time nahi hai. kuch bada plan kar raha hoon.”

mmmmmmmmmmmm baby what that mouth do??????

“vansh ki body ka toh main antim-sanskaar main kar chuka hoon.” ohohohohohohohoho symbolism samajhhh rahe ho aap loggggg???? new identity, who disssssssss waala scene hai.

“riddhima vansh rai singhania, main aa rahaa hoon.”

oh aaja, aha aaja, aha aaajaa, ah ah aaaaja, ah aa aaaja, aha ha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[eldritchsurveys]

oo5.

Have you ever been served breakfast in bed? >> Maybe once or twice? A long time ago? What is the most challenging meal you have ever cooked? >> I make a point of avoiding challenges in cooking, unfortunately. I’m really averse to fucking up food, for multiple reasons. I’ll get over myself eventually, but it’s just not a priority right now.

Are you one to approach others, or let them approach you first? >> I mean, in what sense... What was your favorite thing to do as a little kid? >> Well, my paracosm at that time was a city called Jacana Heights, and Eden Long and I would perform in movies for the entertainment of the populace (I think they like, thrived on it... like, in a sustenance sense? I’m not sure of the logistics because I didn’t think that deeply about the worldbuilding of things back then). So I did that a lot. Here on Earth, I kind of just... cut out clothes for paper dolls for hours at a time, built things with building sets, played with my dog, and later on, played computer games. Are holidays as fun for you now as they were when you were younger? >> I didn’t get any holiday experiences at all as a child, except for when I was thirteen and then it was actually horrible lmao, so actually... I have a lot more fun with holidays now.

Do you find non-fiction to be boring? >> Nah, unless it’s a subject I literally don’t care anything about. Like... Republicans.  Are you a punctual person? Or are you always late? >> I’m not always anything. Do you own a thesaurus? Do you actually use it? >> Nah, Google is my thesaurus. What is the longest essay or research paper you have written? >> Ten pages about Jim Morrison in junior year. Do you ever write your own short stories? >> Hell yeah. Sometimes I even still do. Have you ever been close to drowning? >> Twice. Have you ever had a panic attack? >> Yes. Do you find it easy to relate to other people? >> It gets a little easier as time goes on, and as I meet more people. But I think it’s part of the human condition to always feel a little set apart. I just try not to give that feeling too much credit, because it doesn’t exactly know what it’s talking about. Are you ashamed to leave the house when not looking your best? >> No. Are you modest? >> Nah, not really. Do you ever worry about your loved ones dying? >> Not especially. Like, I don’t actively worry about it, since grief doesn’t particularly frighten me as much as other things do. That doesn’t mean I’m like “oh cool whatevs” at the idea of people I love dying or anything, it’s just... not a worry. Do you watch any Japanese anime? >> I’m coming around to it. I was talking to someone on Discord and they mentioned that it seemed like the older a Western person is when they’re introduced to anime, the more time they have acclimating to the differences from Western media. So really, I’m not alone in how much I struggled to like, connect with anime the way people who have grown up with it do. I was out here thinking there was something wrong with my brain meats because no one had ever presented it that way to me. Damn. Anyway, the ones I’ve liked so far are Kill La Kill, Ouran High School Host Club, Mahoutsukai no Yome, Kuroshitsuji, Puella Magi Madoka Magica (is that even the right order lmao), and... yeah, I guess Axis Powers Hetalia, although overall I connected to the fandom more than the anime itself. Is there a foreign culture you are interested in learning more about? >> You damn right. Do you have your own laptop computer? >> I have two. Will this week be a good one? >> I mean, it’s a week. I suppose it’s all right, as far as weeks go. Who is the last person that texted you? >> Sparrow. When is the next time you work? >> I don’t. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing? >> It’s an undershirt, I have no idea. What are you going to do next? >> I’m not sure. Maybe another survey, maybe I’ll go back to my dashboard, maybe I’ll randomly start breakdancing, who the fuck knows. Do you currently have feelings for anybody? >> Sure. Do you enjoy eating veggies? >> Very much. Do you know the difference between a vegan and a vegetarian? >> Yes. Who did you text most today? >> I didn’t text anyone. Do you have a reason to frown right now? >> Sure, I suppose. I have reasons to do any facial expression at any given time, because like... life be like that. What brand is your straightener? >> --- Do you own any Converse? >> Nope, they hurt my feet and fuck up my gait because of my pronounced arches. Are you wearing socks? >> Nope. Do you enjoy long car rides? >> I enjoy a lot of things about long car rides. The freedom of the open road is one of those “quintessential American(tm) things” that I actually deeply understand and yearn for. I enjoy being in cars, probably because I spent so much of my childhood around them and in them. I like talking to the people I’m in the car with -- a lot of good conversations are likely to happen during car rides, especially on highways, because there’s not a whole lot of distractions, just you all and the road. However, I don’t like being stuck in the car for hours at a time without a chance to stretch my body, and sleeping in the car is a fuck. So, you know. Downsides. What’s the last thing you drank? >> Water. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? >> Hallie, online, and Can Calah, here. Are you one of those people who are always cold? >> No, I get hot much quicker than I get cold. Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you? >> No. Do you paint your nails? >> Occasionally. Do you like doing laundry? 
 >> I mean, more than other chores, sure. There aren’t a lot of steps, it doesn’t involve icky things, and it’s not very time- or energy-consuming (the machines do most of the work). How about the dishes? >> Eh. I prefer doing the dishes in a sink with a window over it... anyway, we use the dishwasher. Do you even like doing housework? >> No. That’s probably really clear, lmao. Don’t you hate being blamed on? >> Of course. Do you even care about politics? >> Not the bits that don’t immediately affect me. Have you ever met anyone famous? >> Yeah, I met... multiple musicians, and Criss Angel once. And Julianne Moore! I keep forgetting about her. Do you check your email everyday? >> The Gmail Checker app in my browser alerts me whenever there’s new email, so I just... rely on that. Do you have a membership to the gym? >> I do, and I really need to fucking terminate it, but the legal bullshit is so overwhelming (gyms can be really fucking cagey and I wish I’d known that before I gave them my fucking bank account information to open a membership) that I never do it. Ugh. Do you tan? >> No. What is your natural hair color? >> Dark brown. Is it that right now? >> Yep. Do you prefer guys with dark hair or light hair? >> I can’t be bothered to care. When was the last time someone gave you flowers? >> Valentine’s Day. Do you expect to be married in the next two years? >> Yes. Do you have someone who is protective of you (father, brother, etc.)? >> No. Would you ever get implants? >> Probably not, unless it was subdermals. Have you ever dated someone of another race? >> Obviously. What did you drink at the last party you went to?: >> What was the last party I went to... Does the last person you text messaged have any tattoos or piercings?: >> Tattoos, yeah. Someone asks if you’re okay, but you’re not. Do you tell them the truth?: >> Depends on who’s asking. If it’s some person on the internet that I don’t really talk to, then they don’t get those kinds of details. Do you know anyone whose birthday is today?: >> No. How did you meet the last male you text messaged?: >> --- Where was the last place you went, that you hadn’t been to before?: >> Chicago in general. Last person to text you? >> Sparrow. Are you mad at anyone right now? >> No. How do you feel about your hair right now? >> It’s there. Being hair.  Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants? >> I think these are considered sweatpants. What are you doing tomorrow? >> I don’t know, chillin, I guess. Is your hair up or down right now? >> It’s not anything. Do you know how to play poker? >> I’ve forgotten by now. Have you ever had an ear infection? >> Nope. What’s your favourite thing to order when you get Chinese food? >> I like chicken satay and lo mein or like... I don’t know, something with a lot of crunchy vegetables. And seafood. What did you have for breakfast this morning? >> The first meal I ate was the veggie burger. Are your nails painted a dark or light color? >> No. What color was the last fish you had? >> Like... as a pet? I’ve never had one. Have you ever read in the bathtub? >> No. Have you ever put ice cubes in milk? >> No. What do you use to remove your makeup at night? >> If I happened to be wearing makeup at some point, I’d use Burt’s Bees face cleaner wipes to remove it. Do you use the Facebook chat often? >> Nope. Do you have any baby pictures of yourself on your computer? >> Digital photos didn’t exist when I was born, and I’ve never scanned any physical ones. Do you eat onion rings? >> Rarely. When did you last go to the zoo? >> I don’t remember. It was probably the ElectriCritters thing with Hallie. I really don’t go to the zoo that often, lmao. How many cardigans do you own? >> Two. One has a big skull on the back and the other one’s a Slytherin cardigan. Do you own a robe? >> Yeah, it’s a Ravenclaw one. (I’m a Slytherclaw, lol.) Music is playing right now, isn’t it? >> It was, but I paused it to listen to the rain. Do you have a little sister? What’s her name? >> No. What kind of shampoo do you use? Does it smell amazing? >> I use conditioner sometimes, and it smells like peppermint, so yeah, amazing. Have you ever buried a time capsule with a friend? Did you dig it up yet? >> No. How many pairs of shoes do you have? Are they under your bed? >> Two, not counting rain and snow boots, and no, they’re by the apartment door. Have you ever had to be put to sleep at a hospital? Why? >> I misunderstood that for a second because “put to sleep” is what people say about euthanising animals, lol. I was like, “uh, I’m pretty sure no one’s killed me at the hospital, brah” and then I realised. No, I’ve never been given general anaesthesia, but I have been sedated. When are you planning on moving out of your parents’ house? >> I did that already. Do you like crust on pizza or do you cut it off?
 >> I don’t eat it, usually. What was the last song you listened to? >> I don’t remember now, but False King by Two Steps From Hell is playing. What is your favorite lunch meat? >> I like chicken breast or turkey on a sandwich. Why aren’t you texting the last person you kissed? >> Can Calah doesn’t have a phone. He doesn’t need one. Who was the last person you texted? >> Sparrow. Do you have any sisters? >> Yeah, two. Do you have to watch yourself in the mirror while you brush your teeth? >> Yeah, because like... I drool toothpaste everywhere when I’m brushing my teeth, lmao. So I gotta pay attention. Who in your phone has a heart after their name? >> No one. Do you think anyone has feelings for you? >> Yes. Does everyone deserve a second chance? >> Sure, even if it’s not necessarily from me. I don’t believe in condemning anyone. 

[cersei-first-of-her-name]

ALL 140 :d

I am actually going to try to answer allof them but for the sake of time, I also apologize for weird formatting I copied from a word document that I typed it into

1.     3 Fears

Falling, burning alive, drowning

2.     3 things I love

Music, food

3.     2 turns on

Neck kissing, facial hair

4.     2 turns off

Weird/bad smells, disrespect

5.     My best friend

I do not have a specific bestfriend, I have a few

6.     Sexual orientation

Gay

7.     How tall am I

Just under 6’

8.     What do I miss right now

My dog

9.     Favourite color

Orange

10.  Do I have a crush

Yes

11.  Favourite place

Anywhere but my house

12.  What am I listening to right now

Issues by Julia Michaels was onwhen I typed this

13.  Shoe size

11

14.  Eye color

Hazel

15.  Hair color

A lighter brown

16.  Meaning behind my URL

Based on Cersei Lannister fromGame of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire

17.  Favourite song

At the moment it’s Daddy Issuesby Demi Lovato

18.  Favourite band

Lorde (not technically a band)

19.  How I feel right now

Stressed lol

20.  Someone I love

My friends

21.  My current relationship status

Single

22.  My relationship with my parents

They think we’re fine but I don’tlike them

23.  Favourite season

Winter

24.  Tattoos and piercing i have

None

25.  Tattoos and piercing i want

Not sure yet

26.  The reasons I joined Tumblr

A friend convinced me to

27.  Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?

Not anymore

28.  Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

Yes

29.  How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Depends, maybe 30 minutes?

30.  Have you shaved your legs in the past three days?

Nope

31.  Where am I right now?

My room at college

32.  Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

Reasonable

33.  Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

When I’m on break from college

34.  Am I excited for anything?

I’m seeing Dua Lipa in November

35.  Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

Yes

36.  How often do I wear a fake smile?

Too often

37.  If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Lots of people, I’ll just sayLady Gaga so I can keep answering haha

38.  What do I think about most?

If I made the right choice

39.  Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind

40.  What was the last lie I told?

I tell a lot, I can’t remember

41.  Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Video

42.  Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Sort of for both

43.  Do I believe in magic?

Sort of but not really

44.  Do I believe in luck?

Yes?

45.  What’s the weather like right now?

Colder than it has been recently

46.  What was the last book I’ve read?

Honestly I don’t remember, I don’thave a lot of time to read anymore

47.  Do I have any nicknames?

Not really

48.  Do I spend money or save it?

I try to save but end up spending

49.  Can I touch my nose with a tounge?

Nope

50.  Favourite animal?

Owls

51.  What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping or getting ready forbed, I can’t remember

52.  What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Anything by Carly Rae Jepsen

53.  What is my favorite word?

Floccinaucinihilipilification

54.  My top 5 blogs on tumblr

55.  If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would Isay?

I’d probably panic and saynothing

56.  Do I have any relatives in jail?

Not that I know of

57.  What is my current desktop picture?

My dog

58.  Had sex?

Yes

59.  Bought condoms?

No

60.  Gotten pregnant?

No

61.  Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

I think so

62.  Had job?

Yes

63.  Smoked weed?

Yes

64.  Smoked cigarettes?

No

65.  Drank alcohol?

Yes

66.  Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

No

67.  Been overweight?

No

68.  Been underweight?

Yes

69.  Gotten my heart broken?

Yes

70.  Been to prom?

Yes

71.  Been in airplane?

Yes

72.  Learned another language?

Yes

73.  Wore make up?

Yes

74.  Dyed my hair?

No

75.  Had a surgery?

Yes

76.  Met someone famous?

Yes

77.  Stalked someone on a social network?

Yes

78.  Been fishing?

Yes

79.  Been rejected by a crush?

Currently in the process

80.  What do I want for birthday?

To feel calm

81.  Do I like my handwriting?

No

82.  Where do I want to live when older?

No idea

83.  Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?

84.  What I’m really bad at

Drawing/painting

85.  What my greatest achievments are

86.  The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me

Can’t remember

87.  What I’d do if I won in a lottery

I would pay for college thendonate a lot of it to various charities and research

88.  What do I like about myself

Literally only my eyes

89.  My closest Tumblr friend

90.  Any question you’d like?

There wasn’t one given lol

91.  Are you outgoing or shy?

Shy

92.  What kind of people are you attracted to?

Men, I don’t really have a type

93.  Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

Probably not

94.  Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

nope

95.  Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

One of my close friends

96.  What does the most recent text that you sent say?

“Ok”

97.  What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

Daddy Issues by Demi Lovato,Perfect Places by Lorde, Magnets by Disclosure ft. Lorde, Scared to be Lonelyby Martin Garrix ft. Dua Lipa, Drew Barrymore by SZA are the first 5 I thoughtof

98.  Do you like it when people play with your hair?

Yes

99.  Do you think there is life on other planets?

Yes

100.                   Do you like bubble baths?

Haven’t had one in a while so I don’tknow

101.                   Do you like your neighbors?

No

102.                   Where would you like to travel?

Anywhere

103.                   Favorite part of your daily routine?

I don’t have one

104.                   What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

My arms

105.                   What do you do when you wake up?

Fall back asleep

106.                   Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

No

107.                   Do you ever want to get married?

Yes

108.                   If your hair long enough for a pony tail?

No

109.                   Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV

110.                   Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Yes

111.                   What are your favorite stores to shop in?

I don’t have a preference

112.                   Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

Yes

113.                   Do you smile at strangers?

No

114.                   Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds outabout?

Yes

115.                   Ever wished you were someone else?

Yes

116.                   Favourite makeup brand?

Don’t have one

117.                   Last thing you ate?

Chicken Lo Mein

118.                   Ever won a competition? For what?

Various trivia things duringmiddle and high school, always with teams never alone

119.                   Ever been in love? 

Yes

120.                   Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook

121.                   Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr

122.                   Are you watching tv right now?

No

123.               ��   What colour are your towels?

Dark Green

124.                   Favourite ice cream flavour?

Cake flavors

125.                   First person you talked to today?

My roommate

126.                   Last person you talked to today?

My roommate

127.                   Name a person you hate?

Donald Trump

128.                   Name a person you love?

My friends

129.                   Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Yes

130.                   Do you tan a lot?

Not really

131.                   Have any pets?

A dog at home

132.                   Do you type fast?

Sometimes

133.                   Do you regret anything from your past?

Lots

134.                   Ever broken someone’s heart?

Yes

135.                   Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

Yes

136.                   Is cheating ever okay?

No

137.                   Do you believe in true love?

Yes

138.                   What your zodiac sign?

Pisces

139.                    Do you believe in ghosts?

I think this was already aquestion

140.                   Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s thefirst line on that page? (via catscuddlingandyou)

This result is much harder toderive, but the diagram in Fig. 1B.8 should help to show that it is plausible (it’sa textbook lol)

I might have accidentally skippedsome but that should be almost all of them haha

[mgmks]

Self-indulgent Gay Bullshit ft. Destroya’s Decaying Corpse

(P.S: Missile Kid changes pronouns for no apparent reason)

The sun is brutal.

Is brutal, has been brutal, will be brutal until they start getting closer to their final destination. When. If. It’s like chasing a dream every time they try to find it, a literal mirage. The closest thing MG’s had to a home since he stumbled blind out of that nightmare white room.

The two of them walk arm in arm towards the angel’s resting place, through the haze of heat blurring above the cracked earth. A sight, for sure, MK’s face is totally obscured by a hot pink gas mask she doesn’t even need. MG is covered up by his ski goggles and the ratty green scarf that’s pulled over his mouth and nose to keep the fumes out. 

His face and wrists are still raw with the removal of the duct tape the crows they’d killed earlier had deployed. Stung like a bitch to get off, as per. But those buggers are gone now, blown straight off the map. In the outer rim without a helmet. All that’s left of them after that pretty little clockwork device MK had cooked up last time they’d stumbled into civilization was a splatter of blood on her dusty boots and a tacky black tie pulled tight around MG’s neck. Over his t-shirt, over the black marker scrawl. 

WHOS AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF???    

MG’s throat is raw, from screaming as they forced him down in the chair, from talking all through the process of MK picking bits of ‘crow skull out of his hair. From the noxious gas residue of whatever grisly battle had taken place in this god-forsaken zone a million lifetimes ago, when the wars were still raging. The scarf is a good look, but it’s a piss-poor method of keeping shit out of MG’s lungs. 

Long term health detriments be damned, that’s his motto! The two of them had barely made it out alive today- he doesn’t have forty years for this fuckery to really start digging into his system and bending him clean out of shape. Might not have five. Probably won’t even have one, at the rate they’re going, they could very well be cannibal-fodder by the end of the week. It’s not a scary thought anymore, just an inevitability. Life’s a lot easier when you embrace death as more of a casual fishing buddy than a rogue trick-or-treater who won’t stop screaming at your front door until she’s gotten what she wants.  

MK’s humming a tune as they go, something the two of them came up with together the other night as they were sprawled out under the stars. MK’s more in tune with this stuff, sees music like the stars intended, solar winds crashing into the atmosphere and running along the magnetic field. Patterns in the sky, alignments that MG will never be able to pick out. She says the cosmos whispered the bassline to her just as she was powering down. Stars. Sirius, in particular, because you can always count on the dog star to churn out the sickest fuckin’ basslines on this side of the universe. 

“What’s this?” They’re drumming the bassline out on MG’s arm, voice muffled by the mask. 

Four? Four. Four run-ins. Four jives. Four times they’ve almost gotten curb-stomped by Dracs. In how long? He can’t say. Since they saw another living soul last. That’s how they measure time. It’s been a long time.  

Would life be easier in the long run if there was more than two of them to run around with? Probably. But Mad Gear doesn’t fuckin’ roll with anyone else, under any circumstances. It went to fuckin’ Antarctica last time, and he doesn’t repeat bad songs. He smashes those records and moves on with his life, so here they are, the two of them. Two of them, four near death experiences. MG holds up four fingers to the sun, closing one eye as he looks up. 

“And where’s this?” MK looks up with him. Nothing to see but the sinking sun. Not a toxic fuckin’ cloud in the sky. 

“The path to righteousness,” he says, laughing when they growl and hit his arm. “The road to the Angel’s Graveyard, honeybee.”  

So it is. The sun is sinking low soon as the sheet metal spires stab through the horizon, and they thank whatever invisible god that’s out there that they went the right way. Getting lost in the desert this far out is a one way ticket to death’s door, and as cool with that as MG’s become, he’s got some things he wouldn’t mind completing before he kicks the bucket.

It’s only confirmed when MK sighs in relief, because MG can’t trust his own eyes sometimes. Some things are mirages, some things are the direct result of too much gas getting into your head. This isn’t his favourite place to go, the resting place of his only friend’s greatest heroes.Great for shelter, though. Great for stories. Not many people can say they slept in the eye of the hollowed corpse of the destroyer of worlds.  

Sweet, huh?      

The giant robot’s hand sticks out of the dirt and they stand there on its palm, squinting up at its rusted ruined face. MK presses a kiss to the pillar of its thumb and they stand in silent remembrance for one who could have set them free. One of the originals who walked out here long before anyone thought of raising a gun to Better Living’s head.

MG pulls his scarf tighter and pushes his goggles up off his face, and they approach.

“This feels wrong,” MK says quietly, lowering her voice as if she might wake the sleeping giant. They always do this, and MG has no idea why. The dead don’t hear, he can confirm that.  

Instead of spouting nonsense about the dead not having ears, MG just hikes his bag further up his shoulder and presses on. “My continued existence feels wrong, but you don’t see me complainin’.” 

“You complain all the time.” MK sits down, rooting through xeir bag. “You complained seven times today.”

“That’s not a lot for me.” 

“You think people are around here?”

“I think the ghosts keep them away.” MG sits himself down, pulling his scarf off and fanning it out. It’s sort of dusty in here, but it’s safe. No noxious gas- the giant doesn’t breathe anymore. Nothing to harm them. Just the dust and the air. Sand trickles down through cracks in the metal like an hourglass, but time doesn’t exist in this place.  

There’s explosions from somewhere far away. Or maybe it’s fireworks, or firecrackers. Or bombs. The thought makes MG feel bad, somewhere in the pit of his stomach, a feeling he usually ignores. He shakes his head to clear it and sighs, brushing off the memories of people and places he’d rather forget off him like dust. “You ever wonder why they want us dead so bad?” 

MK looks creepy in the light of the flare, perfect teeth gleaming as her face stretches up into a grin. “I wonder why you want them dead so bad.” 

“Circle of life, baby.” He’s not sure when things became this way, but he’s not sad about it. If he’s rotten to the core, that’s fine with him, he’s always been that way, just now he screams when things go bang.

There’s work to be done now.  

Far as MG is concerned, no Scarecrow deserves a proper funeral. They shouldn’t be touched once they’ve been dispatched, no matter who they were in their life. They’ve taken a lot away from the community, every single one of them, but desecrating holy ground won’t stand. 

Someone left a mess in here, a couple of ‘crows a hothead greenhorn must’ve killed. Honest mistake, thinking their holy savior is a hunk of metal for hoarding dead ‘crows. MG won’t hold it against anyone but if this happens again someone’s getting stuck with a switch.  

The two drag the bodies out of the robot and sit them in discarded lawn chairs to rot in the sun for a while, or maybe to serve as a reminder to the next ‘crows who come by that this isn’t their property, that the ghosts will chew them up and spit them out if they trifle with forces they don’t fuckin’ understand. Forces they misunderstand. Not that MG’s more than a man, not that MK stopped being a nurse droid soon as they got out here, just that there’s a certain je ne sais quoi about Killjoys that gets the fuckin’ job done. 

“Marco,” MG calls, his voice echoing through the robot’s hollow insides. the sunlight is dying, slipping through cracks in his chest. MK is standing, looking up through closed eyes. Angel’s graveyard has a profound effect on those who can still believe in something, as much as MG wants to believe this giant robot is going to rise from the sand and storm the city in a blaze of glory he can’t forget everything he’s seen, the things that flash behind his eyes when he closes them. 

Being realistic isn’t a bad thing, Tommy told him once, probably the only smart thing he’s ever said. Because that’s where you get when you’re too realistic, you’re Tommy Chow Mein in your fancy suit, a hollow shell of the person you used to be. 

MG stood by and watched all the fight leak out of him like a balloon there in the trenches all those years ago, watched a(n admittedly decent) man become a case for a dead brain and some bad attitude. That’s what you become after all of that, if you’re not crafty. You’re this robot. Everyone thinks you exist but you’re empty on the inside and your eyes are vacant. MG hasn’t seen himself in years, but he’s almost certain he’s still kickin’ somewhere in his own head.   

“I’m sleepy, bunny, let’s go say goodnight.” MG holds out a hand, breaking MK out of her trance. He never touches them unless he’s sure that’s what they want, so he hangs back, and they look from him to the sky again.  

MG believes in things that exist, and the universe is out there. The stars were something to hang on to all the time he’s been out here, since the wars. Even when they were covered in angry clouds of smoke and spitting bombs down from the clouds, they were still up there, waiting. Watching. Ready to get his messages to where they needed to be. 

It’s a tradition now. He used to whisper messages to the stars to send to MK, but now they’re here with him, so he closes his eyes and tries to think of people who might need it. 

“Got anything you wanna say?” She tucks herself into his side, looking up. “I wanna say thanks for the bassline.” 

“I’m sure you’ll be getting more in your dreams tonight.” 

MK smiles. It’s something that still catches MG off guard, makes his chest tight in a way that tells him he’ll never love anything else in the entire universe this much. It’s scary. Sort of comforting. “I’m sure. What are you gonna say?” 

“Good luck, I guess.” He shrugs, because there’s not a lot more you can say to someone. “Sionara? May the witch help you home?”

“Be serious?” 

“Be safe,” he tells the stars- no, he tells some sorry sucker sleeping on the ground out there somewhere, someone who’s praying that they’ll make it through tomorrow, who doesn’t know the world yet. Who can’t see the strings holding them all upright. “I’ll see you soon.”

MK tilts his head back for just one more moment, mouthing something at the sky above before turning back to his companion. “What a great way to make friends.” 

It worked with her, MG thinks, as MK tugs his hair and heads back into the corpse of her forefather. “Hey,” he calls back, “I love you!” 

Because he’s waited a long time to say that, crawled through trenches and run through gunfire to say that face to face. Some meaning not even the cosmos can convey. Something that still sets off the butterflies in his stomach, puts a smile on his face.

“That’s GAY,” they yell back. It makes more sense, these moments, how people can believe in immortality. Maybe if this feeling will never die, there’s a chance this robot will pick itself out of the sand and save them all. 

Until then, Mad Gear will try his best. 

[surveys4ever]

11.

What's your favorite app? Instagram, Pinterest, and TikTok!

Would you rather time travel into the past or future? Probably the past.

Do you get scared easily? I have anxiety, so yeah.

Do you want any tattoos? I really want to be covered in cutesy shit like Carebears and Barbies and that kind of thing but I’m also a chickenshit so who knows if it’ll ever actually happen.

What is your favorite thing about yourself? I’m pretty sure I just answered this.

What was the last song you listened to? I Love It by Kanye West and...whatever that other rapper’s name is lol.

What is your favorite meal? Chinese foooood. Specifially lo mein and crab/cream cheese rangoon!

Would you ever dye your hair blue? One of these days!

What is the saddest song you've ever heard? Oh god...I think it’s called ‘he walks her home’ or something like that? It’s basically the story of this couple’s lives and how he always walked her home and then he ends up laying with her in her hospital bed while she lay dying so he could walk her home one last time. It’s devastating.

What's the best present you've received? Our pup was an anniversary present!

What insect do you hate the most? Literally all of them.

How are you feeling right now? Hungry.

What is your favorite snack? I love me some Ruffles sour cream & onion chips!

Do you have any freckles? I would classify them more as moles or beauty spots than freckles.

What is the weirdest dream you've ever had? I honestly couldn’t even begin to tell you.

Donuts or muffins? Depends on the time and place!

How many languages can you speak? I can barely speak English.

Do you ever make new years resolutions? I try to! Whether I keep them or not is a completely different story.

Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I just want to be happy.

Do you believe in life after death? I don’t know, to be honest.

If you were a color from the rainbow, what would you be, and why? Pink, because I like pink.

Do you ever read magazines? Rarely!

Do you like Chinese food? Ugh yessss.

What is the first letter of your middle name? L.

Are you afraid of snakes? Nah.

Do you ever watch YouTube videos? I watch YouTube every night to fall asleep!

Would you ever have a wild animal as a pet if possible? Ugh, no. I don’t know what everyone’s fascination with having wild animals as pets is. They’re literally wild and should be in the wild where they belong. Same people get attacked by said pets and whine about it like it’s not literally in their nature.

What's something that has made you smile today? I just love my little family.

[yogenderranawat]

via Bravehearts : Indian Defense forces

[tellywoodtrash]

sanjivani 16.10.19 lb

OH SHIT SID HAS A BROKEN SHAADI IN HIS PAST!!?!?!!!! WHUTTTTTTT?!?!??! COZ OF HIS NAAJAAYAZ-NESS??? WHO WAS THE GIRL??? DID HE REALLY LOVE HER???? OMG YEH KYA BOMB PHENKA HUMARE UPARRRRRR?!?!

oh sis, this lipstick is not working for you in this light. it makes you look like a corpse.

asldkjldkjsaldjlaskdjla i am sorry but this is fucking hilarious man hahahahaha, what an idiottttttttt this girl is. 

sid is a much better human being than i am, coz he got concerned and moved to help her, instead of instantly bursting into laughter.

forceful face hardening. jab dil abhi bhi bada hi softtttttttt hai.

haaye, woh bhi kya din tha. aur yeh ek aaj ka din hai. sigh.

"yeh kaanch ki deewar hamesha rahegi humare beech. hamesha."

"yeh kaanch ki deewar, isse main humare beech patthar nahi banne doongi. main jaankar rahoongi ki aapko hua kya hai, dr. sid."

lord. y'all not even a couple yet and you already need hardcore couple's therapy.

"i'm sorry ishani, meri badkismati ke saaye se mujhe tumhe door rakhna hoga."

OH SIDDHU. YOU SILLY BEAN, THERE'S NO BADKISMATI KA "SAAYA" AROUND YOU. YOU ARE THE SUNNNNNNNN, BABY. *hugs him tightest, clinging to him like a baby koala bear on the back of its mom*

but just in case there is, mais suggests you contact the female lead of yehh jadu hai jinn ka coz she seems to have some kinda saaya repelling expertise.

do pal ruka khwabon ka kaaaaaaarwaaaaan, aur phirrrrrrr chal diye, tum kahaan hum kahaaaaaaan.....

it's kinda endearing how jiggy's adopted ishani as bff. honestly, there is no one purer than jignesh in this whole damn show. protecc him 4ever.

oh god, i can't watch this. i can't. it's too gross. and anyway i already saw the scene sayantani put up on insta.

I AM ACTUALLY ANGRY???????????? ANJALI IS SO HOT AND ACCOMPLISHED AND DESERVES BETTER THAN THIS THUMB LOOKING FUCKER, WHO IS ALSO SOME KINDA ACCESSORY TO MURDER (AMONG OTHER UNSAVOURY SHIT.)

also the abrupt cuts between very close moments and the bits where she's pushing him away making snarky smile are confusing me. are the close bits his imagination? ok either way, gross, fwding.

from one gross relationship to another icky one. ouff, give me a break showwwwwwwww. i want to see my baby doctors (any of them, at this poiint; not just sid/ishani.)

"wife ne kyun choda aapko?" lmao, direct to the point.

"kya faraq padta hai? meri beti mere paas hai aur woh mujhse bohut pyaar karti hai."

oh ho. there's that bit of backstory solved.

anjali sympathising with vardhan's daughter.

lmao she's like a dog with a bone.

ofc, work pressure nahi samjh paayi waala excuse. couldn’t possibly be coz you’re clearly a POS insaan huh????

HEY MAN COULD YOU STOP FEELING HER UP LIKE THIS DURING A CONVO???? THAT TOO ABOUT YOUR DIVORCE?!

"har aadmi mere paas bas ek hi cheez ke liye aata hai." anjali isn't here for your bs, vardhan.

and no it's not sex. it's access to her dad. this poor girl has sooooooooo many different facets of daddy issues, it's not even funny anymore.

he needs to stop jerking her around. it's not as romantic as he thinks it is.

also lmao he’s like idk about others, but i don’t want that from you. i don’t even like your dad.

oh anjali, no. don't make this face for thisssssss dude.

I HATE YOU. DIE.

bechaara rahil is stuck between ensuring mamu is dropped home safely and figuring out what the fuck is wrong with sid suddenly.

alllll those extra shaadi waali lightein you ppl plugged in overloaded the circuits. IN A DAMN HOSPITAL. let’s hope there’s no one on life support today.

oh god ab inka "romance" dekhna padega. yaaaaaarrrrrrr. I WANTED HOT ANDHERE MEIN ROMANCE FOR SID ISHANI. NOT THESE TWO!

man you ppl keep framing this relationship as rooted in "izzat" but like........ it doesn't feel very respectful.

oufffff spit it out shashank. do you want to bone her or not????? that's all we need to know here rn. i don't care about the izzat and dosti and falaana dimkaana. IS THIS ROMANTIC LOVE, OR FUCKING NOT? jesusssssssss.

"haan juhi, main tumse pyaar karta hoon."

OK I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND THO. COZ YOU FRAMED IT AS SOME KINDA PURE UNSEXUAL ROMANTIC LOVE AND.... I'M JUST CONFUSED. I MEAN I GET THE CONCEPT OF NON-SEXUAL ROMANTIC LOVE, I'M JUST CONFUSED AT THE WAY THIS SHOW IS CHOOSING TO FRAME IT HERE, IN THE CONTEXT OF THIS PARTICULAR RELATIONSHIP. IS SHASHANK DECLARING HIMSELF TO BE ASEXUAL? (UNLIKELY, CONSIDERING HOW MANY BACHCHE HE HAS RUNNING AROUND THE PLACE AT ANY GIVEN TIME IN THE MANY ITERATIONS OF THIS SHOW, MOST OF WHICH WEREN’T PLANNED.) BUT THAT'S THE ONLY WAY THIS DYNAMIC WORKS. MAKE A DECISION, SHOW. WHAT IS THIS FUCKING RELATIONSHIP????????

and what are we to make of juhi who was all smiley at the dosti and izzat part  of the convo, and keeps getting upset and cagey when he says "pyaar"??!?!?

ohohohohoh how the turntables. time for him to hound her for an answer.

lmao well. there’s your answer.

ok???????? why this random shot of anjali's shadow?

lmao was it really necessary for all the attendees to change outfits too? literally only the bride and groom and their fam needed to.

shashank bana siddhu. while siddhu is off bemoaning his phooti kismat somewhere. iss sab ke liye mujhe wait karwaaya itna iss episode ke liye????? ugh.

THE ONLY TWO I REALLY CARE AND STAN FOR IN THIS SHOW FILLED WITH CONFUSING IDIOTS. PURE, FLAWLESS, SASS BOIS.

lmao rishabhhhhhhhhhh man, where's your mumbai ka best pandit?????/ YOU'RE mumbai's best pandit??????

asha still upset about ishani's breakdown i guess.

awwww, sid's walking jessie down the aisle!

oh shit, while having bad shaadi flashbacks. hang in there baby, hangggg in there.

SHE CALLED HIM HER BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! ACTUAL TEARS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmao @ rishabh getting huffy at that. i can't tell if i love or hate this petty asshole.

"main marrrr rahi hoon!!!!!"

"arre main apne dulhe ko dekhne ke liye marr rahi hoon yaaar."

this is exactly the kinda gallows humour i would keep doing in a sitch like this and i fucking love jessi for being a Dramatic Bitch like me.

here comes the groom. with his bestieeeeeeee.

the rejection phobia is mega real with this one. never thought we'd see anyone more fucked up by it than sonakshi rastogi, but here we are.

but also sid, how do you look at a girl like THIS and then act surprised when ppl tell you that you’re in love with her?????

yeah try to avert your eyes all you want bro, you gonna wife her eventually.

rahil and asha are every sidisha shipper rn; dying on the inside from the.......

OMG THEY'RE THE ACTUAL CUTEST. CAN THE SHOW JUST BE ABOUT THEM????? COZ LIKE.... THAT'S A SHOW I WANNA WATCH RN. PURE SUPPORTIVE MADLY IN LOVE BABIES GETTING THROUGH LIFE, CANCER BE DAMNED.

LOLOLOLOLOL SO WE'RE REALLY GETTING ZERO EXPLANATION TO ME WHY RISHABH'S THE PANDIT THO????????

oh babeeee.

vardhan is me. KISKA ROMANCE DEKHNE KO SHURU KIYA MAINE SHOW, AUR KISKA NAIN-MATAKKA DEKHNA PADH RAHA HAI. BHAKKKKKKKK!!!!!!

sid. hon. stay strong.

ah shit. maybe melt a little. see how she's crying cozza you! come on, man! 

why repeating the “badkismati ka saaya” dialogue from before???? ouff what a hodgepodge fuckingggggg mess this ep was.

———————————————————————

blah blah two of them and their opposing zidds, we all know ishani gonna eventually win anyway.

[tellywoodtrash]

khkt 29.08.19 lb

starting off itself with this mataji. nahi chahiye.

raima's baba is also in the picture. why he living somewhere separately from the mom and comatose daughter?

mumbai is such a bloody big city???? honestly, she's acting like it's an apartment complex and rohit is the watchman, ki uska saamna kiye bagair ghus hi nahi sakte.  

oh boy, sapiens3 se karenge treatment.

ughhhhhhhhhhh every minute i have to watch her makes me want to claw my skin off.

AUNTY AAP DECIDE KARLO AAP KO KYA PYAARI HAI, BETI KI JAAN YA ROHIT KA CHEHRA NA DEKHNA. god, honestly.

raima already giving all of us the middle finger.

oh boy, this girl just doesn't learn. he just compared you to his ex and you're still floating around on heart shaped clouds. come the fuck on, sona.

normally i would get mad at suman, but today i feel like this conversation was needed to shake some sense into sona.

god desis and their shaadi obsession. na raaton ko neend, na din ko chain, till the fruit of their loins is bound in holy matrimony.

i live for these tiny, casual, unscripted moments of bromance!

oh god janmaastami par bhi naach gaana karte hain yeh log.

rohan/tanya are hellbent on making yk leave his marketing job to become full-time family function singer.

yeh kaisa surprise hua??? one, you already told everyone, and two...... it's not even a.... ok chodo. won’t nitpick.

EVEN IF THIS WAS A LEGIT RELATIONSHIP ROHIT'S OBJECTIONS ARE 100% VALID. i would fucking freak if i had to meet my S.O.'s 60 thousand relatives any time before the wedding.

for once ajit is talking sense and helping rohit out, instead of adding to his problems.

ouffffffff veeeeeeeeena. i know you're desperate to get a bahu but calm down!

i love these two idiots so much.

good lord veena toh just needs an excuse to get sona to come over.

this time i'm on nishi's side. roz roz kya function pe sonakshi ko bulaana???

lmao look at these idiots’ faces as they watch the drama.

omfg akash shut the fuck up. your thing isn't even related to the matter at hand? kuch bhi. #teamNishi

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, yk! #weStanAGoodMan

no rohit! do not trust your enthu cutlet mom with this!

aw, why did they cut yk holding nishi's hand to persuade her, from the frame??!!!! i wanna see their middle-aged marital cuteness!

ugh back to raima's mummy. *applies calamine lotion on the hives already rising up on my arms at the sight of her*

YES PLS LET DR. DIMPY HANDLE IT. PLS.

oh god veena. bhoot ki tarah aise kyun mandaraaa rahi ho?????? i love you, i do, but you need to give your grownass kid some goddamn space.

i am rohit.

ok yk but back when you were wooing nishi some 20-25 years ago, mumbai traffic ka bhi toh yeh haal nahi tha? why do ppl forget all that when they start reminiscing about the good old days?

trollololololol.

lmao sona's freaked out seeing his weirdass smile.

awwwwww mummy waali bonding. cute cute cute.

jfc veena went and liked every single pic of sona's on insta.

"yeh mat kehna ki meri mom tumhe mujhse zyaada pasand karti hai."

"mujhe toh lagta hai!" haha she's sooooo cuteee.

ugh. look at this pint-sized homewrecker getting all excited to go mess around with a married man.

hey wardrobe, would it kill y'all to give her a dress that fits? the shoulder of her dress is literally falling off.

what is today, opposite day? i'm agreeing more with suman and kinda annoyed with veena.

hahahahahahhaha ravi ka tanka bhid gaya sunita ke saath!

lol the contrast in their expressions.

rohit ravi ka baap hai kya, jo aisa bhadak raha hai? teri khud ki love life toh hai nahi, usse bhi nahi banane dega, manhoos?

sona is the mosttttttttt wholesome.

"haan jao. gaadi bhi le jao! main bus mein chala jaoonga!"

sona jaisi boss ho, warna na ho.

haaaye, the graceful sass with which she shut him down.

"bilkul biwi waala rob dikha rahi ho."

a moment of shiny eyes.

and this fucker blows it all up to shit.

ROHIT YOU ASSHOLE YOU DO NOT DESERVE THIS PURE BEAN.

oh god i really do not care for this party of try-hards.

tanya does NOT deserve this bullshit. she's a sweet girl who's being massively fucked over by these absolute douchewaffles.

i have never seen anyone THIS excited for a game of rummy, of all things.

today in cishet men are the fucking grossest.

oh boy, the baby stories are coming out.

uncle really went there, and rohit is giving him suchhhhhh a "just fucking try me, pops. i WILL fuck you up." look.

sona noticed what literally everyone in the house has overlooked for god-knows-how-many decades.

baby bro to the rescue. *pats his floofy head*

but also threatening to out some secrets.

this is the big scandalous secret? that he wears socks to sleep? pft.

lol sippy family ka menu toh ab sona ke pasand/naapasand ke hisaab se decide hoga.

god she came all the way here and now has to go all the way back to goregaon for dinner. you sippys need to give her some damn breathing room. or a flat here in SoBo.

"............ kal phir??"

god i am practically dying from second hand empathy for her. bhagwan dushman ko bhi aise roz back-to-back social engagements na de. 

lol nishi's glee at suman not being able to come.

oh god veena, make like elsa and LET IT GO. HONESTLY.

"aa jao please. hum sab ko achcha lagega."

BRO WHUT....... SUBAAH HI TOH YOU DIDN’T WANT HER TO COME. AND NOW YOU'RE........ honestly, stop being such a selfish twat. what, she can't possibly have plans of her own for janmaashtami?? seedha seedha bol bhi nahi raha that YOU want her to come, taake she feels happy about it, and not pressured into it for the sake of this drama. god i hate men and their inability to articulate their feelings.

and suman was right, sona is too emotionally soft and koi bhi just takes faayda of it.

bless yk for making her feel welcome and wanted (since a certain somebody else, didn’t.........) 

oh god she wants mahaepisode type celebrations.

yeh sunke rohit ka sanskaari ‘omg mere family se kitna ghul-mil gayi hai!’ boner jaag utha.

uhhhhhhhhh, you work like.... 16 hour shifts, how the hell you gonna do these arrangements, that too in SOMEONE ELSE'S house, that’s like 3 hours away from your own????

lmao i really relate with nishi today. they need to write her more like this, wry and caustically polite, mostly keeping her no-holds-barred thoughts to herself/yk.

um, set ki art director ko set pe kaam nahi hai kya, that she'll come here and decorate your nakli boo-thang's house for a pooja???

lol big time mood, nishi. forever and ever.

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 19.10.17 lb

why wouldn’t there be a copilot on a short distance flight???? the presence of a copilot depends on the type of aircraft being flown, not the distance of the journey. and a large commercial airplane like this would definitely require a copilot. 

ok shivaay you’re “smart”, but not fly a plane with zero training “smart”. 

i love this flight stewardess with zero fucks to give. it’s her last day of work and she’s like i reallllllllly don’t care wtf happens. 

LMAO SHE JUST STRAIGHT UP WENT  LIKE “WATCH ME” AND JUMPED OUT THE PLANE. LORD, GIVE ME THE CONFIDENCE AND ABILITY TO GIVE NOOOOOOO FUCKS LIKE JENNY HERE. PLEASE. 

have the writers ever been on a plane? you’re lucky if your seat even has a flotation vest under it; there’s no way a commercial airplane has enough PARACHUTES for every passenger. 

anika’s like “oh cool. we’re dying. at least it’s together.”

ARE THEY REALLY TRYING TO SAVE THE PILOT????? YO HE’S UNCONSCIOUS, HOW’S HE GONNA PULL THE CORD? YOU JUST GONNA THROW A BEHOSH AADMI OUT THE PLANE TO HIS DEATH????  

god bhavya, stop being nice to him. shove his ass out the fucking plane and hope he dies. stupidasss.......

btw i love how they’re just.... STANDING at the OPEN DOOR of a plane that’s still in the air.... totally fine.... not being... SUCKED OUT or anything... amaze. 

bhaiyya’s here to say aakhri alvida. 

LMAO BHAIYYA ALSO HAS ZERO CONFIDENCE IN RUDRA’S SKILLZ AND IS LIKE “BHAVYA’S WITH YOU. YOU’LL BE OK.” 

omfggggggggggg shivaay you asshole since when are you so selfless??? JUST FUCKING JUMP 

“anika vaada karo mujhse. vaada karo tumhe kuch nahi hoga”

ok, how the fuck is she supposed to promise that? 

yeh ghadhedi vaada kar bhi rahi hai. 

all this is for express purpose for him to yell at her when she’s injured; YOU PROMISEDDDDD ME THAT NOTHING WOULD HAPPEN TO YOUUUUU. YOU PROMISED MEEEEEE. YOU CAN’T LEAVEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEE.

ANIKA FUCKING LET HIM SAY THAT HE LOVES YOU

good lord she just shoved him out the plane!

.... what’s this weird field they landed in with the aiiiwaiiii ke flowers? 

and anika’s just... lying there. 

YAAAAAAAAAAS. BRING ONNNNNNNN THE ANGST! 

these stupidass flowers man. i just can’t. 

yeah cool, shake and jostle someone who just fell from a great height. bestttttt idea. 

haaan of course bilkul theek hai. bleeding from the head and behosh, but a-ok!

MAGICAL PHOENIX TEARS OF RECOVERY ARE BEING GENERATED BY BILLU’S EYES

“main chup hoon, ok, i’m calm.” 

haan woh toh dikh hi raha hai. 

.... aaaaaaaaaand he’s yelling at her. that lasted what, 3 nanoseconds? 

shit in my want for angst i’d forgotten how bad nakuul was in these scenes. ouff. have to tolerate his hamming now. 

amazing how only these two found this beeeyoootiful flower waala field to fall in. rest of the plebs prolly fell into some gutter ka naali, or onto someone’s jhopda or something. 

are those ducks on his shirt? or dachshunds in little purple jackets? *squints* 

 UGH STOP HAMMINGGGGGGGGG NAKUUUUUUL. ANIKA JUST WAKE UP TO PUT *ME* OUT OF MY MISERY

oh. he finally said it. 

that + his magical phoenix tears of recovery = wake up! 

OK STOP YELLING “I LOVE YOU” OUT SO ANGRILY. matlab saara feel hi kharaab kar doge yaar. 

she’s like stop fucking with my hair bro. 

“main theeeek hoooon naaaa. chodiyeeeeeeee!” 

anika be like why were you yelling like a maniac? 

coz he IS a maniac. and that’s his go-to plan for everything. 

ugh these cuties. 

yeah, cut the crap with these bullshitttttttt vaadas. she’s gonna continue to play fast and loose with her life like she’s immortal, and you’re gonna continue to never tell her shit. aapas mein ek dusre ko chutiya bana sakte ho, lekin mujhe nahi! 

“minute by minute update doonga, toilet jaonga woh bhi bataonga.”

yeah that’s not necessary. best to keep SOME things a mystery in a relationship. 

pinkyyyyyyy promise! the most solemn of vows! 

OK SHIVAAY IMMA KILL YOU IF YOU DON’T TELL HER WHEN SHE’S AWAKE

OMFG YOU STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPID FUCKER 

oh gooood. she heard him. and she’s gonna get it outta him. 

dgaf about rudra. frankly, disappointed he survived. 

hey btw, where’s baby?????

ugh fuck this nonsense ruvya romance. 

yaaaaah bhavya. tell him! 

“kaash plane se bas hum dono hi gire hote. par nahi, aapke taane bhi saath aaye!” snort.

ughhhhhhhhhhh rudra whyyyyyyyyyyy didn’t you DIEEEEEEE???? you insufferable fucking twit. 

lmaoooooo shivaay, india mein ache khaase sheher mein, tower ke neeche signal nahi milta, is jungle mein kya milega? 

yessss your “bade” are fuckingggg shady af. 

OMG ANIKA. SHUT UP WITH YOUR STUPID FAITH IN THE GHAR KE BADE. I WILL LITERALLY KICK YOUR ASS. 

fwding rudra ka nonsense. 

aaaaand he’s managed to get stuck in a bear trap. idiot. 

yesss bhavya, fuck with him!!!!!

i live for my girls gloating at incompetent men. 

ok fwding nonsense. gimme shivika. 

lmaooooooooooo lakkad bagga. 

lakkad bagga = hyena, fyi. 

lol shivaay, i can think of at least a million other worse days you’ve had just in the last one year. 

wife is telling hubs to unclench a little and just give up control for one. hot. minute. 

😏😏😏😏😏

“aapka dimaag train jaise hai... jo ek patri pe chalti hai...”

“train ek hi patri pe chalti hai. that’s how trains work!” lolllllll 

i like jokey and relaxed shivaay. he should do this more. 

ahuja uncle used to take 4000 rs for this nonsense?!?!?!? what daylight robbery! 

“agarbatti ki tarah jale jaa rahe hai!” lolololol 

*sing song voice* husbanddddd ko romanceeeeee soooj raha haiiiiiiiiiiii. 

“taare dekh raha hoon.”

“mere taare meri aankhon ke saamne hai.” 

“LAKKAD BAGGA!”

“ha ha, gotchaaaaaaaaa!” 

lol shivaay, you don’t even KNOW what a lakkad bagga isssss. 

ugh. my heart. can they just.... stay in the jungle??? forever???

but also could they stop being so pg 13 and just fucking make out?????

rudra’s being a brat as usual and i’m not interested. fwding. 

abhay’s being a creeeeeeep as usuall. 

ouff buddho ka nonsense. 

how did abhay even connect this new age tv to a fucking VCR????? 

hahahahaha, you simply got your chest caught on fireeeeee, loser. none of the tapes workkkkkkk! 

ace! shukla’s outta his coma and talking to shivaaaaay! 

what nonsense! why would the murder 4 want to destroy the tapes that prove that they’re innocent? 

but dang, babies looking goooooood in their outfits!