#literally everybody

[seraphsfire]

guys during the bg3 stream today neil and tom finally got the Tiefling party and started giong around like duck duck goose trying to flirt with literally everybody, tom was trying to get with Shadowheart but she rejected his character Asra, then Neil would pop in with Bow'ee immediately afterwards and try the same thing dsnfshdgh. and they both got rejected by literally everybody, often repeatedly😭

finally tom got to have a nice romantic chat with karlach and neil was Extremely jealous even though astarion is already his boyfriend🤡and was like oh well since you stole karlach i guess ill go back to astarion -_-

also they found out about Gale's intense backstory but they were in the middle of changing his armor around so the whole time Gale is talking about this he's in his undies. Best gamers of all time

[deathmentaal]

everybody in the king's affection is gay for the king

[shehzadi]

ya allah keep the palestinian men strong and safe 🤲🏽🤲🏽🤲🏽

[chaotically-coz]

everybody is OFFLINE

[becca-alexa]

✨personal so read if you want to✨

the people in my immediate circle all think i'm crazy for saying i'd want to be in a relationship for 2-3 years before talking about marriage and i think they're all insane for it but then i remember the average time from strangers to married for them is around 6 months

[ineedhjalp]

people who say that kids with autism are sick or bullies clearly havent met my cousin

cousin: do you know why i like to hang out with you?

me: why?

cousin: because i love you ☺️

[beemovieerotica]

the cognitive dissonance from people who want the products of modern medicine but get weird about animal research. like im sorry but this is necessary for the survival of the society we currently live in. and the scientists who work on these things are not evil cackling psychopaths. anyone you talk to in animal research has incredibly complex feelings about their work and incredibly complex relationships to the animals in their care. there are regulations and oversight and penalties in place to make the work as humane as possible and scientists are overwhelmingly the ones enforcing and advocating for better care.

[born-in-neverland03]

You know what this is?

This is Rio Vidal aka Lady Death who's quietly checking on her wife. Like everyone was focus on Alice and worried about Teen but not Rio. Who actually should bc someone just died and she's going to have to collect her body/soul to take her to the other side.

And what is she doing? She was only looking at Agatha and checking on her as good as she could in that moment. Because she knew Agatha probably won't let her and she had to do her job afterwards so there won't be time for it.

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[cara-mel5]

here we have the amazing future aeronautical engineer lily zneimer. she's pretty, nice, intelligent (achieved the best GCSE grades in her school's history), just an amazing person, we love her she is both barbie and elle woods she is beauty she is grace-

oh who's that guy next to her?? uhhhh idk think his name is oscar pastatree or smth idk what he does. think he drives cars?? ehh not important. anyway lily zneimer-

[egophiliac]

(almost) four years in, and I finally had time to draw something for the anniversary! woo! 🎉🎉🎉

[heartorbit]

figure skating set right now please. thanks

[critterbitter]

Nimbasa trio, gremlin edition.

They’re theater kids, your honor. They’re brewing crimes as we speak.

BONUS CRACK DOODLE THAT I EXORCISED DIRECTLY FROM MY BRAIN:

Some patrat children and a pachirisu child!

(Check here for my submas stuff!)

[buggachat]

do you ever think about how Chat Noir and Argos are (essentially) identical fucking twins. like two of the miraculous wielders are (kind of) IDENTICAL TWINS and NOBODY would ever guess it. just look at them. nobody would connect them. what

these two used to play as kids pretending to be each other to fool their parents. and also still do it to this day. what

[reanimated-corps3]

LAWRENCE LEFT A BLOODY HANDPRINT ON ADAMS CHEEK 😭😭😭

no blood on his face here

[morganbritton132]

Eddie, postjng to his socials: This is how every conversation with my husband has went for the past two weeks

Eddie, as Eddie: Do you want to do something fun?

Eddie, as Steve: We can’t. We have to go get experimented on by the government.

Eddie, as Eddie: Ughhhh

Steve, as Steve:

Steve, as Steve: They’re going to euthanize you this year. Don’t post that anywhere

Eddie, as Eddie: *posts everywhere*