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sir, that evil slime is doing some kirby-ass shit to our darkmoon deity
#this phrase will not leave my mind sorry#literally eated them and copied their abilities.#really good boss! really HARD boss too#my post#dark souls#dark sun gwyndolin#aldrich devourer of gods
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Please I have baby fever! I NEED monster trio as dads headcanons. I blame Bluey for this. Thanks in advance đđ¤đž
Monster trio as fathers
Ft; Luffy, Zoro, Sanji
Cw; Fem reader. Nothing else just fluff.
â˘Luffy
Luffy gets you pregnant by accident. But heâs not worried about it at all, heâs really happy. âWeâre having a baby?! Thatâs so cool!â Heâs very excited to be a father but knows little to nothing about it.
You two have a baby girl. And heâs so happy! He doesnât care much about the gender of the baby. Heâll love his child no matter what. The second sheâs out of you and into his hands he holds her up for everyone to see. âLook! Look sheâs here!â He shouts while joyful tears fall from his cheeks.
His little girl gets only the best from Luffy. He bathes her, feeds her and changes her all the time. He feeds her a little bit too much, and she has a never ending stomach like her father. Sheâs almost always hungry resulting in baby chub.
A giggly baby! This girl loves to laugh! She laughs more then anything else and with her jokester of a father she gets more then enough daily giggles. His stretchy skin makes for a great toy! He can pull on his face and make funny faces. Give her a finger to tug and listen to her laugh as it stretches. And even great to chew on. She kinda ends up thinking every human is like that though and tugs on people randomly. And sheâs got a lot of strength for a baby (I mean look at who her dad is.) The force of her tug was enough to trip Zoro.
But once sheâs old enough to start crawling and waddling, Luffyâs always active with her, chasing her, playing tag with her and playing with her. Her baby chub quickly melts away with him around. Sheâs so playful, always babbling and tugging on his leg to chase her and Luffyâs always up for the challenge. She has Luffyâs big wide eyes and looks like a carbon copy of her father.
These two are always talking, like always. Even when she literally canât communicate beyond a few words and the rest is babbles. He will sit there and listen to her for hours on end and respond to everything sheâs saying as if sheâs actually speaking. He loves hearing her voice, whether itâs her managing to say âpapaâ or her spitting her tongue out at him.
He takes her everywhere with him. Heâs always holding her close to his chest while exploring new towns and villages. Everyone tells him not to bring her into dangerous places but he doesnât listen. So to calm everyoneâs nerves a little bit, Franky makes him a chest baby carrier thatâs reinforced with armor. That only ends up making it worse though because now he thinks he can take her exploring with him. Like this man sees no problem in adventuring in a scary, dark forest where man eating predators are everywhere with a baby. He slingshots back to the ship with her in her carrier giggling against his chest and he feels proud of himself. Only for Nami to hit him and tell him how dangerous that was. The only situation he hands her off to you or someone else is when heâs about to engage in a tough battle. Heâs confident in his skills and knows he can win but heâs not taking any chances of his sunshine getting hurt.
Given she looks just like her father, (and the fact he practically shoved her in Kobyâs and Helmeppoâs faces when their fleet showed up to apprehend them) the navy knows the king of the pirates has a child. Theyâve been trying to wipe you off the map for some time now and the same goes for your daughter despite her only being months old. No matter theyâre not getting their hands on her. Luffy is serious when anything has to do with his daughter and if the marines think they can pull a fast one on him and kidnap his daughter, He sends their whole fleet to a watery grave. Even taking out every nearby marine base in the area to send a loud and clear message to the marines. âDonât fuck with his daughter.â
When sheâs around 5 the two somehow manage to get even closer then before. With her newfound ability to talk and make sense while doing it. They talk for HOURS. About food, games, books, the sky, fishing, everything. He tells her tales of his adventures and how her papa became pirate king. The two are best friends.
In all honesty he wants another one, maybe two, or three if you let him. She brings him back to when he was a kid and he wants her to have siblings like he did. But then he remembers an important lesson that he passes down to his daughter.
Luffy sits on the thousand Sunnyâs figurehead. His daughter sitting besides him and wearing her straw hat that he had passed down to her. The little girl carrying the legacy of the king of the pirates without knowing it. Theyâre both silent but itâs a comfortable silence. He then looks over to her with a soft smile on his lips, bringing a finger up to her cheek and poking her. He laughs and brings her closer to him sitting her down on his lap. Some wisdom from the past remerges while he watches the sunset with his daughter. And suddenly he begins to speak. âHereâs a little secret sunshine, once you share a bottle of sake, you can become siblings with anyone.â
âReally? Thatâs all it takes?â
âOf course it does! Your papa would never lie to you! So when you find your long lost sibling. Rejoice with them over sake. Alright?â
âAlright papa!â Luffy smiles and looks at the setting sun wondering what the future held for the little girl who had the world in her palms.
â˘Zoro
âRun that by me againâŚ?â Just like Luffy, Zoro gets you pregnant by accident. Itâs not that heâs scared or anything, youâre the only woman heâd want to have a child with. But itâs just that heâs not prepared. It was something he wasnât expecting.
The two of you have a baby boy. In all honesty thatâs what he was hoping for. You swear while youâre recovering from giving birth you heard him give out a small cheer in triumph when Chopper announced the gender. âDid he think this was a challenge?!â Heâs attached the second he holds him. His son melts his heart when he grasps his giant finger with his tiny one.
Although he wasnât prepared heâs surprisingly good with a child. He changes him, feeds him and bathes him. Bonding over the little moments like washing out his hair for the first time. You swear you saw tears but this man literally forced the tear back into his eye when you pointed it out.
His son is silent baby. He doesnât cry, he doesnât whine. He only lets out small babbles every now and again when heâs trying to get your attention. You ask Chopper if heâs okay and heâs perfectly healthy. He just doesnât show a lot of emotion. You can get him to laugh, giggle and smile if you try but on the day to day he is totally silent.
When Zoro has to watch him, he trains with him on top of him. Using his son as a little extra weight. Itâs kinda adorable actually. Heâs lifting up tons of weight above his head while the baby boy is sucking his thumb in the sling around his chest. Heâs acting so tough while doing dead lifts. And every time he comes back down he gives his son a little forehead kiss.
When he begins crawling and waddling Zoro is determined to get him walking. Heâs literally the best baby coach, always hyping his son up for the littlest things. â âAtta boy!â âThatâs my son!â âDid anyone else see that?! Thatâs my kid! He came from me!â Like- calm down he just clapped his hands. He supports his son in every little thing and helps him walk for the first time. Again he sucks up his tears and pretends heâs not crying. Heâs so proud of the little guy.
He mostly hands him off to you when you guys are on a new island. He knows his son is safe with you, and with you carrying the baby he can protect both of you at the same time. Plus heâs known to get lost and one of his worse fears is getting lost with his child. If heâs lost by himself as least he knows you two are both safe. If he got lost with his child heâd be paranoid for his childâs safety. He knows he can protect him from any physical harm but he canât use three sword style with him near. Plus heâd have to make sure heâs hydrated, and well fed, and itâs just a lot of stress on him. Itâs better if you have him and stick in groups when exploring.
When heâs finally starting to walk on his own Zoro buys him a small wooden toy sword. And just like his father heâs skilled with a sword. He loves it a lot, he likes to swing it on anything and everything. He often knocks anyone who walks past him on their legs and his favorite victim is Sanji. And Zoroâs just like âYes, Yes hit him!â You apologize daily to Sanji when you find your son has been beating him up all day. Your son is confused, Papa says yes and mama says no. So to please you both he hits Sanji when his fatherâs near and doesnât when youâre nearby.
Once heâs 5 Zoro starts training his little boy. Heâs not soft on him at all and respects him as a swordsmen. Although Zoro loved his teacher when he was younger he just had wished he had treated him like he was an equal instead of a child. So he instructs his son as if they are equal. Most think this would cause him to relent his father but your son has Roronoa genes and it just bonds him closer with his father.
Zoroâs sword clashes against the smaller sword as his sonâs stance was getting tougher and harder to block. Nonetheless Zoro doesnât let him win. He smacks the sword out of his hand and makes him yield. âThatâs another win-â Zoro goes to speak but he sees the slight tension in his sonâs eyes and immediately bends down to the boyâs height. âWhatâs troubling ya kid?â
âI just donât get it. I can defeat pirates twice my size, Marines, almost anyone, but I canât beat you.â Zoro hears his sonâs lament and it reminds him of a familiar feeling he had when he was younger. And before he can speak another word Zoro leans in and hugs him. âSo? What does it matter. Maybe one day youâll beat me, maybe one day you wonât. Maybe one day youâll beat someone stronger than me⌠maybe you wonât. And thatâs okay. You donât have to do anything you donât want to, and if you want to defeat me well itâll take a lot longer and more practice.â Zoro picks up the green haired boy and holds him in his hands running a hand through his shaggy locks.
âDonât pressure yourself. Just worry about what you can do today. Tomorrow will always exist.â Zoro says simply and that calms the five year oldâs nerves. The male gives him a smile and ruffles his locks before going to leave the crowâs nest. âAlright now letâs find mama.â
â˘Sanji
Unlike everyone else, Sanji gets you pregnant because you two think youâre ready for a child. Keyword Is think. âOh my love~ Iâve prepared the strawberries cream cheese and jalapeĂąosďżź youâve request~!â You donât lift a finger during your pregnancy. Sanji does everything for you and forbids you to go exploring or fight during this time. For better or for worse you stay with the Sunny every time it docks. And Sanji prefers to stay with you every time but if he genuinely canât and needs to help protect the crew he kisses you like itâs his last every single time.
You two have a baby girl and Sanji is ecstatic. Heâs going overboard already, buying hundreds of outfits, toys and baby equipment. He bathes her, cleans her, feeds her and if he knew how Sanji would breath for her. You rarely get to see her and sheâs YOUR baby. Like Sanjiâs practically raising her all by himself. He does her hair, combing her long blonde locks back into two big pigtails. She looks just like her father, even having his âcurly browsâ.
Sheâs a shy baby. Sheâs a scaredy cat, and she cries easily. Sanjiâs always there to help her feel better. Heâs always there to rock her to sleep, and to play with her to stop her from crying. It takes a while for her to get settled with the crew as they all sorta scared her and made her tear up. But Zoro scared her the most for some odd reason. She starts screaming and crying whenever he enters the room and Sanji immediately gets pissed at him. âGET OUT OF HERE MOSS HEAD!â And your daughter is grateful her fatherâs there to protect her from that scary man.
He sits her down in a high chair nearby while heâs cooking. Making sure to keep her far away from any harm but close enough encase she falls out of the chair. She loves to sing and babble Melodies. She makes the perfect cooking partner. He listens to her sing while he works and hands off little cuts of food to her to taste. âHmm this taste good?â Heâd ask when he hands her a slice carrot. She babbles happily nodding her head while chewing on the carrot slice.
Heâs a helicopter parent. Heâs always making sure his baby girl is safe. Heâs always checking that knifes are put away, and that she canât play with anything dangerous. Hell he even bubble wraps some baby toys that are too sharp for his likings (calm down babe itâs a plastic fishing rod). He keeps her away from the railings, standing far back and holding her tightly so thereâs no chance of her falling in. The worse thing that could possibly happen to him is if she ever gets hurt. Even small bumps or her falling down breaks his self esteem. âIâm a terrible father, how could I have let this happen.â He soothes her pain to the best of his ability but feels so, so terrible he let it happen.
Heâs a picture dad. Whoever let this man get his hands on a camera made the biggest mistake of their lives because now they have to deal with him showing them baby pictures of her. Every single second of the day. âOh! Oh hereâs where she spit out her tongue at her food! And hereâs her sleepy face! Isnât she so adorable!â He gushes over her showing them pictures and taking up their life while his daughter is right there staring at them both. He takes pictures of every little moment and makes not just one scrap book, but multiple. On every island he makes sure to stock up on camera film because itâs most likely going to be gone by tomorrow.
Speaking of which when the Sunny is docked on a new island your daughter is with you at all times. Knowing Luffyâs attraction to danger and how heâs one of the strongest he often has to fight. He instructs you to run and hide in the safest place possible with your daughter if danger arises. He trusts you to protect her but when push comes to shove but he rather you both are safe while thereâs danger around. And if youâre threatened, or worse. Your daughter is. Sanji will rip anyone who threatens his family apart and with no remorse. Even women. Thatâs how you know heâs serious.
When sheâs 5 Sanjiâs even closer with his little one. He buys her anything she asks for! Itâs all worth it just to see her smile. (Nami never gives him allowance anymore since he spent millions of berry on a purebred horse rental for her). Sheâs the sweetest little girl around, and has a soft spot for animals. She wants to become a veterinarian even. And while Sanji knows little to nothing about animal care, heâs still his daughterâs biggest fan and supporter. But his world opened when he found his daughter we crying, he wondered why but then saw the dead squirrel in her palms. She must have snuck it back on the ship and kept it as a pet, but due to Sanjiâs sheltering she didnât know what was going on. He neglected to teach her about death, he thought such scary things and concepts could wait until she was older but it was clear he made a mistake.
âP-papaâŚ.â âOh come here sweetheartâŚâ Sanji engulfs her in a hug and pulls her into his lap while she cries into his chest. âI donât know why he wonât wake up! I brought him food and water! B-but he hasnât woken up in two days! I-I donât know why but I feel sad! W-whatâs wrong with Mr. Squirrel?â As his daughter cries and sniffles against him he doesnât know where to start really. He stammers over his words before he starts. âHoneyâŚMr. Squirrel is deadâŚâ âHe stopped breathing and now heâs not here anymore. No one knows where you go when you die but heâs not with us anymore.â
âO-oh⌠well can he come back and say goodbye first?â
âIâm sorry sweetie but thatâs not possible.â
âOh wellâŚ. Can⌠can we die too? Is that gonna happen to you one day? And⌠mama? And me?â
âYes sweetheart. Everyone dies. But itâs always at the right time, youâll make memories youâll never forget and when itâs time for your journey to end. It must meet its end.â
âI donât want to die.â
âNo one does. And if you could live forever Iâd find a way for you too. But for now itâs something that happens to everyone and everything. Thereâs no need to be scared of it. Itâs just apart of life. Donât worry about it now my love, for now we can burry Mr. Squirrel and have a funeral at the next island. Would you like that my dear?â
The air is quite somber as the little girl processes what death is and that she canât run away from it. Her tears come to a stop and suddenly she doesnât feel that sad anymore now that she realizes itâs a part of life. âMmhmm⌠Iâd like that.â She whispers and Sanji smiles at her picking her up and exiting her bedroom. âNow letâs go find a shoebox to put him in until the next island.â
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Smiling Critters HCs!
( Mostly Dogday and Catnap )
Iâve gotten interested in Poppy playtime, especially with the smiling critters and me and my sister literally just came up with random hcs and scenarios for them if they had a cartoon. So now Iâm sharing the ideas.
Catnap always sleeping.
Dogday and Catnap are the main characters of the show, but Dogday is the only one who is actively committing the role.
( Not to be confused with this being a thing where they are acting in the show or anything. Like, theyâre literally just in the show. If that makes sense )
Catnap, in every episode, is either sleeping, observing whatâs going on and not really participating that much, or not in the picture in that episode. In this is just something with every episode of the series.
He can sleep automatically, just drop to the floor and knock out. So I feel like heâd use that ability to his advantage, to get out of trouble.
Scenario: Miss Delight comes into the critterâs playroom (?) and asks if anyone ate the last of the cookies and milk without permission.
Everyone is confused, because theyâre all saying they didnât do it. So they just assume someoneâs lying, and they argue about it.
Catnapâs asleep somewhere in the corner.
He was sleepy before, but he made himself look busy with napping so nobody would suspect he ate the cookies and milk.
2. Copycat ( Literally an episode name me and my sister created. We are the best brainstormers ever ).
Dogday and the rest of the smiling critters are always trying to get Catnap to play with them/participate in what they are doing.
I imagine Catnap as one of those characters in cartoons that are semi-nonverbal, and just aloof, definitely. So he doesnât speak much. He can, just doesnât.
This is an early episode, apart of S1 or something, when they still havenât heard Catnap say much of anything to them. Sure he plays with them sometimes, but the instances are little to nothing.
Theyâre in a park for recess, the smiling critters are just playing around with each other and everything. Catnap is in a tree trying to sleep.
And like in literally every episode/day, Dogday notices that Catnap isnât hanging out with them, so he and his friends goes up to the tree and calls for him.
They all keep calling Catnapâs name, trying to get him to join their game of tag. And little do they know Catnap is kind of tired of their sh** and noisy pestering.
âHey Catnap, come down and play tag with us!â - Dogday.
Catnap finally turns around to acknowledge the critters, looking down at them from the tree.
âHey Catnap, come down and play tag with us.â
He purposely mimics what Dogday says.
And Day just replies with a small âwhat?â.
The critters all look at each other, swearing they just heard Nap speak.
âWhat did you say, Catnap?â - Kickin Chicken.
âWhat did you say, Catnap?â
Now the critters are actually shocked.
âCatnap, did you just speak?!â - Bobby Bearhug.
âCatnap, did you just speak?!â
He does this enough times to confuse everyone now. And then they actually start to get weirded out and they call Miss Delight.
âMiss Delight, Catnap is acting strange!â
Then Nap walks in suddenly, staring at all of them ( Kind of creepily ), as he says,
âMiss Delight, Catnap is acting strange.â
This continues for the whole episode. Just him copying what his friends say. But ONLY if it mentions his name. Because heâs tired of them always calling his name anyway.
I donât know how the ep might end, but the smiling critters still bother Nap after the episode his over, and as he has already stopped with the copycat game. That is also deemed as the first time in the show that Catnap has spoken. Not the last, obviously, he continues to talk whenever he needs to, but itâs still kind of seldom.
3. Dogdayâs allergies.
Dogs canât eat a lot of things, so I think Day would not be allowed to eat a lot of things like a realistic dog.
Itâs an episode where the critters are enjoying themselves during a picnic, Delight isnât really around because itâs not a school day.
Picky Piggy offers some cookies to everyone that she made herself, and everyone takes one. Except for Dogday.
His excuse is that he oddly always feels sick whenever he eats chocolate chip cookies specifically, so he doesnât try to eat cookies much.
Picky just pulls out another cookie flavor, oatmeal chocolate chip, and gives it to Day.
Day takes it, thinking that since this isnât chocolate chip, it wouldnât make him feel sick!
After eating two of those cookies, he does in fact feel sick. His stomach hurts and his bones exhaust.
Miss Delight makes him feel better with some special stomachache medicine or something.
All of the critters are confused and curious about this, so they try giving Day other cookies because they think not being able to eat cookies is just devastating.
So the whole episode they all make Day taste different cookies, to see which ones make him sick and which ones donât. Not like an experiment, just to figure out why canât he eat cookies like the rest of them.
At the near end, Day feels terrible, and they all go to Delight this time, enlightening her about the cookie problem.
And it instantly clicks to Delight once the children tell her what kind of cookies theyâve been giving to Dogday. M&M, double chocolate, cocoa confetti, and even red velvet cookies.
âChildrenâŚ. You know, dogâs canât eat chocolate, right?â - Delight.
They all did, in fact, not know that. Miss Delight tells them about it, and they finally understand why Dogday keeps feeling sick when eating cookies.
By the time Dayâs also came to the realization, he vomits, the episode ends.
The next one is probably about Dayâs friends taking care of him because heâs sick.
Which leads to my next hc anyways.
4. The conclusion of Dogday that Catnap doesnât like him.
The reason why Dogday thinks that Catnap doesnât like him, is because it somehow always seems like Nap is trying to kill him.
One of the instances, heâs always giving Day things he canât eat.
Literally right after the cookie accident, only two days later, and Catnap gives him a treat of chocolate chip cookies. And milk. Both things Day cannot eat.
Scenario: The smiling critters are having breakfast together, in Miss Delightâs house as she makes them pancakes, eggs, bacon accompanying with vegetables and fruits of their choice.
Nap is sitting next to Day. He has pancakes and purple grapes, he loves grapes. Day has bacon and blueberries, giving that heâs not allowed to eat pancakes ( Diary ) and blueberries being his favorite.
Nap decides to be nice, and give Day some of his food, since he heard from Delight that sharing is caring.
He gives Dogday a grape to show kindness.
And Day only looks at the grape kind of confused. He asked why Nap would give this to him, and Nap doesnât answer.
So Day just gently placed the grape back on Napâs plate, telling him âno thank youâ.
Then a minute passes, Dogday looks over at one of his friends for a bit of a second, and turns back at his plate to get another blueberry.
He sees a blueberry bigger than the others that wasnât there before. Itâs actually purple and not blue.
And oh. Itâs a grape.
He turns to Catnap, and sees that the cat is only happily eating his pancakes and grapes. But still gives the fruit back to Nap.
âSorry, bud, I canât eat this..â
Catnap looks at him, and doesnât say anything.
Dogday still side glances at Nap for a little while, to see if heâd do anything. Nap doesnât do anything. He looks back at his plate. And is utterly bewildered on why all of his five blueberries are gone and why theyâre now five purple grapes.
He swears Catnap did not move.
He doesnât know that Catnap just used his long tail to put the grapes there.
Now he can feel Napâs eyes on him, and knows heâs expecting him to eat the grapes, so heâs a little nervous.
Day doesnât eat the grapes, and just tells Miss Delight that Nap keeps trying to get him to eat grapes.
Also, after the cookie accident, Miss Delight thought it was good to teach the kids about what their kinds ( Their animal kinds ) can and cannot eats especially dogs like Day.
Catnap was not listening the whole lecture, so he really has no clue why Day didnât take his grapes.
Iâm gonna make a PT 2!
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PERCEPTIVE | o. dazai
synopsis: you don't smile around dazai and he's been wondering why. authors note: no notes just dazai. cw: suggestive, making out, flirting, fem reader, c*ckblock kunikida (plot device because i suck writing smut lol) wc: 3k
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Dazai liked causing mischief. He liked keeping people on their toes, and liked annoying his coworkers. You were no exception. When you were hired on as his new assistant the first thing he noticed about you was how you persevered through all his antics.Â
Heâd accidentally spill coffee on important documents but somehow you had copies. Heâd be running late to work and expect a verbal lashing from Kunikida but when heâd get there Kunikida would be happily content and unaware of his absence.Â
You were smarter than you let on.Â
So Dazai started to test you.Â
Heâd write bad reports and make a mess of his desk and come back an hour later to find everything in tip top shape and the reports written so impeccably that even Kunikida would be impressed. After a few days of this he saw bags under your eyes and knew it was because he was stressing you out. He stopped the tests right then because you seemed like the type to suffer in silence. He felt that was on par with him.Â
So from then on Dazai started to try and make things easier on you. Heâd write good enough reports, keep his desk clean and often buy you lunch. He was searching for one thing in return.Â
A smile.Â
You smiled at everybody else and no matter the jokes or things he did for you you were always just very professional. It drove Dazai mad. He didnât know why he wanted to make you smile so bad. Or why he wanted to hear your laugh. Let alone why he bought you lunch everyday and started trying harder at his job. These questions started popping up in his brain more often now. Heâd sit at his desk and steal glances at yours. You were very elegant, that was another thing he noticed. Your handwriting was perfect, the way you ate, no matter what it was you found a neat way to eat it. Your voice was soft and you read at your desk on slow days. Dazai started writing down books that you read so that he could read them and see if he could find some part of you hidden between the lines.Â
All of this was driving him crazy.Â
The last straw broke when he saw you talking to Kunikida one day in the breakroom. You were at the table with him, legs crossed, hair in a loose braid. You were smiling and laughing. At Kunikida. Dazai couldnât comprehend what could be so funny. Let alone Kunikida saying something that could make you laugh like that.Â
That was the moment it hit him. Like a ton of bricks, sitting at his desk staring across the room at you. It all fell into place like leaves on a fall day. Dazai never thought it could happen, let alone to himself. He loved you. He was sick to his stomach, a love bug infecting his entire person. Heâd never felt more stupid in his life. If he saw anyone else acting this way he could figure it out in seconds but since it was happening to him he had just shrugged it off. But he couldnât do that anymore because he felt physically ill watching Kunikida make you laugh. It wasnât that he didnât want you to be happy but goddamnit he wanted to be that cause of happiness sometimes for you.Â
Dazai let his head fall into his hand, sighing and groaning obnoxiously loud. He literally had a book you were reading last week on his desk, how could he have been so blind?Â
âMr. Dazai?â A pleasant voice broke through his melancholia. He slowly raised his head to see you, standing by his desk. Your braid was tucked behind your back, loose strands of hair falling in your face. For some reason his throat closed up. All this thinking had stuttered his ability to speak to you now because now he knew. He knew what you meant to him.Â
âHm?â Was all he could muster and he felt pathetic for it.
âWould you like a coffee?â You asked and he knew it was because you had caught him looking fraught. You were so perceptive. Dazai cleared his throat.
âI would,â He says pushing up from his chair, you look at him in confusion.Â
âTagging along?â You ask and he nods his head. You lead the way and Dazai canât help but feel like an idiot. He finally had you alone and he was walking two steps behind you unable to speak. A part of him wished he never figured it out. You slowed your pace so that you two were walking side by side. âSomething on your mind, Mr. Dazai?â You asked, tilting your head to catch his eyes. It works and you have him blushing.Â
âUh- nono, nothingâs-- just uh- enjoying the weather.â He says, making a show of looking at the sky. You slowly nod your head, obviously unconvinced.
âUh huh, itâs getting chilly, do you like the fall?â You ask as Dazai clears his throat, pursing his lips. He was being so utterly uncool around you it was making him annoyed.Â
âItâs preferable to summer, do you like the fall?âÂ
âYes.â You answer simply. Dazai looks over at you, watches your eyes dance along a tree, the leaves changing with the season. He admires you as you admire the world. Youâre so pretty, so interesting he wonders if someone has already noticed that about you, wonders if you already have someone that cares and that you love. It twists his stomach thoroughly. âMr. Dazai?â God he wanted you to call him Osamu, he wondered how it would sound on your lips.
âUh yes?â He stutters when he remembers you addressed him.Â
âRead much?â You ask, there's a slight amusement to your voice that he picks up on immediately. His eyes devour your facial expressions. You were teasing him, which meant you had seen the book on his desk, even when he tried to hide it discreetly under a stack of papers.Â
âApparently.â He answers as you turn to face him.Â
âThatâs the third book youâve read of mine, are you trying to tell me something?â You ask, your lips curving into something close to a smile. He wanted more.
âJust trying to figure you out.â He answers, a slight breeze picking up at his words.Â
âHave you?â
âHave I what?â
âFigured me out.â You answer, turning to look straight ahead as the sidewalk gets a bit busier. Dazai pushes through to keep close to you.Â
âYou read stories of tragic love. This last one nearly brought a tear to my eyes. Though from what Iâve observed it barely affects you.â
âItâs just a story.â You answer, holding the door to the cafe open for him.
âYou donât get attached to the characters?â He asks as you two stand shoulder to shoulder in a very long line.Â
âI do. I just canât cry at work, that might freak some people out.â You say wryly. Dazai chuckles warmly.Â
âMight I suggest your next read?â He asks as you turn your head to meet his eyes.Â
âOkay.â
âMaybe something romantic, with less tragedy.â
âI like the dramatics.â You answer with a scuff of a laugh.Â
âYouâre very serious.â Dazai says, watching you raise your brows.Â
âYes, is that okay?â
âMore than. I need that balance.â
âOh do you know?â You ask, thereâs something in your voice, something in the way you spoke that has Dazai pausing. Unluckily for him your two are next, you put in the order and he follows you to the other side of the counter to wait for your drinks. He watched as you tucked some loose hair behind your ear and smiled gently at the barista as they handed you the drinks. So a barista could get a smile but Dazai couldnât? You handed him his drink, his fingers brushing yours in the exchange and thatâs when he saw it. Just barely after the touch your cheeks pinkened and you slyly looked away from him as you took a sip of your drink. The little moment was so quick that he thought he mightâve dreamt it. You led the way back outside and held the door for him. This time he purposefully brushed against you and this time your cheeks reddened. Dazai hid his smirk behind his cup as he started walking.
âYou have a very pretty smile, you know?â He asks, carefully watching how you reacted. It took you a moment to speak.Â
âI donât think so.â You answered simply, seemingly cool but Dazai had sniffed a trail and he was going to follow it.
âYou donât?â
âIt envelopes my face too much.â
âItâs perfect, it makes your face light up, but how would I know since you never smile around meâŚâ He trails off teasingly. He doesnât miss the quick glance you give him. As if realizing he noticed something you were keeping hidden.
âYour a menace, Mr. Dazai. Whatâs to smile about?â
âCall me Osamu.â Your midship as he says it, his voice all saccharine honey. You choke slightly, coughing. âOh dear, slow sips.â
âHush. It.â You cough out, clearing your throat. Dazai laughs wholeheartedly. Your eyes find his face, heâs so pretty when he laughs. He squints at you and you look away quickly. Guess he didnât need those books to figure you out because now he knew all.Â
âWe should go out to dinner tonight.â Dazai says casually, carelessly as though he was speaking of the weather.Â
âDinner?â You echo and he looks down at you, nodding his head. âFor what purpose?â
âA date.â
âA- date?â You echoed again, he didnât take his eyes from yours. Again he nodded his head, cocking it slightly.Â
âThatâs what I want, Iâm sure itâs what you want to.â
âYouâre so sure?â You ask and his lips quirk up in a smirk as he nods his head again. âHow so?â
âYou donât smile around me.â He says simply, sipping the rest of his coffee, tossing it in a trash can before slipping his hands in his pocket. You blink.Â
âOkay⌠and?â
âAnd you donât like your smile, so why would you do it around someone you fancy?â He asks so casually. Your expression drops as he holds the door open to the building the agency is located in. You pause. He caught you red handed. He purses his lips at you. Never once did you think his little sleuthing skills would sus you out. You bit at the inside of your cheek and cursed yourself for not being able to refute it in time because too many seconds had passed. You sigh, pushing past him.Â
âYou're annoyingly perceptive.â You say. Dazai laughs at that as you reach and press the button to the elevator. Part of you wishes you can slip on and close the doors real quick before he can but when the doors open, you're too in your head and Dazai strolls on before you can do anything. Dejectedly you walk in too and stand on the opposite side far from him as the doors slide closed. You can feel the weight of his eyes on you, you sip your cold coffee, not enough to ease the heat under your skin. âStop looking at me.â You whisper as though someone other than Dazai couldâve possibly heard you.Â
âSomething wrong?â He asks and you can hear the smirk in his voice. It made you miss the moments where he seemed like the nervous one. âYouâre extremely red.â
âShut up.â
âLike the actual shade of maroon.â
âGo to hell.â You snap.Â
But why would he be nervous around you if not for⌠oh. Gaining just the smallest bit of control over the situation you remembered what it meant to see he was reading something you were reading for the first time. Or catching him staring at you across the room multiple times over the day. Him buying you lunch and snapping at Atsushi when he lingered by your desk too long. The door to the elevator slid open and you turned to him, motioning him first.
âSuch a lady.â He says, walking out first, you follow. But Dazai stops, blocking the door. âWe have work to do, you know?â You sigh but he just leans in and presses a soft kiss against your lips. You let out a little gasp, your coffee splashing onto your hand. You raise your hand to push him away but you feel the warmth of his own eclipse the side of your face, stirring up something in the pit of your stomach. His fingers barely slide into your hair, surely messing up your braid but you canât find it in you to be annoyed because heâs kissing you so expertly. Walking you back until you're pressed up against the wall just by the detective agency door and pressing himself against you. You let out a small noise that he devours. When he pulls back for a breath you speak.
âOsamu, I-â Heâs back on you in seconds. Hearing his name on your pink swollen lips, your voice slightly hoarse and out of breath, he couldâve devoured you whole right there in that moment. Suddenly thereâs a click, the door to the agency being pulled open. You shove Dazai off of you and turn away from whoever was walking out. Your cheeks and hair are surely a mess.
âAh Dazai, of course Iâd find you out here slacking off.â Kunikida says disapprovingly, his eyes turning to you. âAnd keeping Ms. L/n from her duties, shameful.â He says walking further into the hallway. You clear your throat, brushing your fingers through your hair. Kunikida looks at you.Â
âMs. L/n? Are you feeling well? Do you need something?â Kunikida asks.
âNothing I canât provide her.â Dazai replies, making your cheeks go even redder.Â
âWhat? Dazai, she looks hot.â
âYes,â He agrees. âVery hot.â
âQuite messing around!â Kunikida growls.
âIâm fine. Really, just gonna get back to work.â You say, pushing past Dazai back into the agency. You practically run to your desk, burying yourself in your work. Everybody else had left for the day, you just needed to finish one report then you could leave too. Dazai walks in a moment later and stroll to your desk. âLeave me alone.â
âWe should talk about what just happened.â Dazai says as you refuse to look up at him, fuming.Â
âNothing happened, I donât know what you're talking about.â You answer stubbornly.Â
âOh really?â Heâs quick, deft fingers sliding under your chin to tilt it up. âLet me jog your memory.â He purrs just before leaning and meeting your lips with his own.You didnât expect the kiss but that didnât mean it wasnât waiting there hungrily between you both for months and months. You didnât expect his hands, covered in scars, to feel so soft against your face. But you had wanted and needed this so badly your eyes practically pleading every moment you looked at him. The world turned around you as you slowly rose to your feet, Dazai pulling you onto the top of your desk until he was standing between your knees. The grasp you had held onto so tightly was loosening. Your lips parted in a gasp and Dazai, with a growl of barely contained want. And he kissed you deeper and harder. Pressing you back against the desk, things knocking off left and right. Your lips parted in invitation and Dazai was never one to leave an opportunity unexplored. Every part of him was pressing against you, he wanted to make this special, make every touch one that you would crave and remember. He wanted you to be reading your silly books of tragedy in your desk chair and think about this moment. Your hands slipped into his hair, tugging slightly.
âOh- my god!â Kunikida exclaimed from the door. This was like a bucket of cold water to the moment completely. Dazai pushed up slightly, shooting a glare at Kunikida. âAnd to think I was worried you were sick.â Kunikida sighs, looking horrified. You pushed Dazai off you, getting to your feet. You didnât talk as you picked up things you two knocked over onto the ground. Dazai leaned and grabbed the last thing, handing it to you, you grabbed it, your fingers brushing over his. It sent a chill down your spine. You grabbed your bag and looked at your feet as you left, too embarrassed to look Kunikida in the eyes. You rode the elevator alone and when it stopped at the ground floor you slipped out into the cold, inhaling a deep deep breath, leaning against the cold brick. The door pushed open behind you.Â
âThere you are.â Dazai says, walking and slinging your jacket over your shoulder. âCome on, Iâll give you a ride home.â You shook your head.Â
âI donât think thatâs a good idea after everything. I mean,â You sighed. âIâm probably gonna get fired anyways but-â
âNo oneâs firing anyone.â Dazai says as you bite your lip.
âThereâs no way he wonât tell Fukuzawa.â You say as Dazai cocks his head, his brown hair falling into his eyes.Â
âThere is a way and I already took care of it.â He shrugs as you look up at him.
âHow?â
âThatâs a secret.â He says, slowly sliding his arm over your shoulders. âCome on, Iâm not letting you walk, itâs too cold.â
âI like the cold.â You say, knowing if you got in that car heâd probably have you in his lap in seconds. It seems any hope of control has now been squandered. If you couldnât control yourself in the office, his car, with dark windows and a long ride home, was going to prove to be a challenge.Â
âDo you really?â He asks with a smirk.
âYou better be a gentleman.â You say with a sigh, letting him lead you to his car.Â
âIâll be as gentle as you want, love.â He says and you canât help it, after being caught red handed you start laughing, rolling your eyes.Â
âYouâre the worst.â You smile as he leans and presses a kiss to your lips.
#bungo stray dogs#bsd x reader#bungou stray dogs#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#dazai bsd#dazai osamu#dazai x reader#dazai x y/n#dazai x you#bsd fanfic#bsd#fem reader#osamu x reader#osamudazai
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'Ello luv, it's been a while since I saw someone writing for DMC ugh, miss when dmc(5) was trending... What a good time!
I don't know if your requests are open or not, but catch up with me!! Our pretty girls and boys with a vampire!reader! Or orâ A WITCH! BOTH
Like, you choose if it's a bunch of headcanons, blurbs, a full one shot with a character or not, I just really want to see it!
Well, obviously if you can do it honey, if you can't it's fine <3
dmc crew dating a vampire đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
devil may cry x reader
â Ëâś notes ď˝ĄË đź
this was actually my first request on this blog!! i donât know why i put it off for so long bc itâs literally so cool?? i ended up just doing a vampire instead of witch/vampire witch so i hope you guys enjoy considering my phone crashed trying to copy n paste this from my notes to tumblr đ
â Ëâś warnings ď˝ĄË đź
blood (but in the vampire way ykyk), fangs and mentions of sharp teeth, intended lowercase, kinda spoilers for dmc5 in vâs,
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź . Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź . Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź . Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đANTE â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠you are literally so hot in DANTEâs eyes, you could honestly do no wrong.
⼠i think you guys already know what iâm gonna say..
⼠if you feed on blood or need it for some sort of sustenance, dante will gladly volunteer. he thinks itâs the hottest thing ever.
⼠although, iâm not sure if vampires much like demon blood..
⼠eh, oh well. dante will still think itâs attractive, especially if you have fangs or some sort of sharper canines.
⼠only downside to being a vampire and dating dante is that youâll occasionally hear a super bad transylvanian accent. like.. really bad.
⼠but!! if youâre also a demon hunter like himâ and you have some cool freaky powers like draining blood or energy from empusas or really just any ability thatâs useful, itâs heart eyes all around from him.
⼠you could be covered in blood or feasting on something and then youâll spot dante in the corner wielding devil sword dante after defeating like seventy fuckin other demons and heâs just.. mesmerized.
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đĽERGIL â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠VERGILâs much more curious about your species. do you have any weaknesses? are the fictionalized versions of your kind portrayed accurately? what are you exactly?
⼠luckily heâs a lot more quiet about his curiosity compared to, maybeâ nico. his staring is intimidating, though. when he sits with you or near you, heâll usually just study you. maybe it looks like heâs judging but heâs really just analyzing your appearance. especially if you have any distinctive features.
⼠if you have that dark ruddy aesthetic, heâll likely admire from afar even if red isnât exactly his favorite color.
⼠if you really needed it, heâd let you feed off of him although itâs definitely not his first choice. heâs not really a fan of being bitten, especially if you need to bite his neck or something like that.
⼠probably finds some esoteric artistic poem or painting with an underlying meaning of having to do with vampires and thinks of you every time he looks at it.
⼠his gothic poetic side is showing
⼠ugh i just wanna kiss his scowl so bad but i also wanna punch him.
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đERO â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠nero literally thinks itâs so cool.
⼠he might be a little wary once he first meets you? like are you gonna tackle him rn and sacrifice him with your own lil blood ritual?
⼠but once he finds out youâre docile or that you pick and choose on whom you feed on, heâs like, âoh okay thatâs coolâ
⼠probably like dante where the only version he knows of vampires are the hollywood adaptations of them. so like.. heâs confused if you can go into sunlight? or you can eat certain foods? or if you can go near churches??
⼠he, too, thinks youâre super hot. however!! very iffy about you drinking blood or feeding in front of him. not like it grosses him out but itâs kinda.. weird to watch for him?? idk.
⼠another thing is that he doesnât want you biting him at all. heâs like vergil where heâll be baffled if you even ask, except heâs super hesitant to offer himself unless youâre super injured and in dire need of it.
⼠just step on him to shut him up atp
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đĽ â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠Vâs goth ass wonât shut up about how divine your species is and how fascinating he finds you.
⼠curious on your feeding habits and what you essentially need to survive, tries to find any and every book that he can about vampires so he can learn about you even more.
⼠heâs like those people who romanticize the 1800s or the salem witch trials or greece or ethel cain or lana del rey while kicking their feet and posting about it. he will find a way to make the situation poetic, trust me.
⼠finds it amusing if youâre annoyed by griffonâs teasing and threaten to eat him first if you were to ever go rogue, you might even be able to get a close mouthed chuckle out of v.
⼠utterly fascinated by just your very being, even if itâs just mundane traits. especially loves to see your fangs, dunno why but theyâre just aesthetically pleasing to him.
⼠considering heâs kinda like a deteriorating human thatâs basically turning into a husk, i wouldnât recommend feeding on him unless you plan to kill himâwhich who would wanna murder our emo bae right here? (capcom)
⼠the type of person to roll his eyes at false folklore and representation because heâs literally in love with an actual vampire?? how dare they portray you like this??
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đADY â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠LADY also finds you super hot!!
⼠also interested because sheâs probably never seen a vampire outside of mediaâ so itâs a nice change of pace rather than being face to face with demons all day.
⼠despite all this, after the initial introduction, iâm not sure sheâd care too hard? likeâ sure, youâre considered a supernatural being and all that.
⼠and although she thinks itâs super dope, i feel like it wouldnât matter as much to her. sheâs seen and done a lot of things at such a young age, i feel as though sheâs almost desensitized?
⼠sheâs so badass she canât even care. sheâs literally respected by dante, whom is titled âthe legendary devil hunterâ. (dmc5 did her dirty with her lack of part in the storyline đ)
⼠sheâll respect any of your needs, and ngl also thinks you biting into her neck is hot.
⼠kinda surprised that youâre able to go out into sunlight even if sheâll never tell you that đ
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đŁRISH â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠another one who doesnât care that much. itâs not like TRISH is dismissive of your species and where you come from, but sheâs literally a full on demon whoâs probably seen everything.
⼠you guys r so hot though, like the ultimate power couple.
⼠oh, and if youâre a devil hunter, too? you guys r gonna kick sm ass together. sheâll invite you to roll around with her for a while rather than with dante, although if youâre associated with devil may cry then thatâs fine too. sheâll put up with danteâs ass just to visit you more often.
⼠i donât recommend feeding off of trish?
⼠idk how vampires take to drinking demon blood
⼠but shit, if you have that red aesthetic and are just a total femme fatale (or other gender equivalent to that), trish is in charge of your outfits now.
⼠donât even fight it, you will end up in the outfit regardless.
・ďžâ˘âŕ¨âĄŕ§â ・ďž
. Ëâ⥠â *ŕłŕź đICO â đŠę¨ď¸đŞ
⼠oh boy
⼠if youâre lucky enough to survive the first meeting with NICO and you end up actually being in a relationship? you are def a trooper.
⼠when youâre first introduced, she bombards you with questions.
⼠where did you come from? do you have powers? are you like a demon and are there more of you? if so, can she harvest parts for a new bio-weapon? do vampires reproduce the same as humans? are you gonna suck her blood??
⼠sheâs just a curious lady cut my girl some slack
⼠she thinks youâre so cool though!! wants you to tell her everything you know about vampires so she can log it. even if youâve been in a long term relationship, she still canât help but ask more questions.
⼠but!! as cool and hot as she thinks you areâ like nero, she does not wanna see you feed and does not wanna be fed on!! (except.. maybe just one time to see how it feels.)
⼠ugh she just loves you sm please indulge her
#devil may cry#devil may cry x reader#dmc fanfiction#devil may cry fanfiction#dmc5#dmc4#dmc3#dmc dante x reader#dante sparda x reader#dmc vergil x reader#vergil sparda x reader#dmc nero x reader#nero sparda x reader#dmc v x reader#v dmc x reader#vitale x reader#dmc lady x reader#dmc trish x reader#dmc nico x reader#nicoletta goldstein x reader#ODOTTIE *シ῞ áľâ âşâŚ đ â§.*#kiss kiss
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@jegulus-microfic | march 25 eyeliner | words: 819
tw: child abuse, blood, mentions of violence in the past
James was going mad, and it was all Walburgaâs doing.
It all started when Regulus finally got out of this horrible imitation of a home. The boy was barely past his sixteenth birthday at the time; when he fell out of the Potters' fireplace, Regulus looked even worse than Sirius did the night he ran away. The older brother has been beaten up badly but could manage to stand on his own; on the other hand, the night the younger brother got out, he was fighting for a breath like a man drowning; his whole face was swollen and covered in blood.
When Regulus appeared in their living room, only James and Sirius were home. At the sight of him, they both panicked to the point where they forgot how to think. All Sirius could do was turn Regulus onto his back and hold his head so the younger boy wouldnât choke on his own blood while crying and begging anyone who would listen to keep his baby brother alive. At the same time, James was running around the house, looking for somethingâanythingâto help his best friendâs brother.
Thankfully, Effie and Monty arrived only a few minutes after Regulus, and as soon as they processed what was happening, they took all three boys to St. Mungoâs.
Not even a week later, Regulus looked like nothing had ever happened to him. At first, all he did around the house was eat, sleep, and argue with Sirius, but as time passed, the arguments turned into talks and helping each other. James didnât have to ask to know the Black Brothers were trying to fix their relationship; he saw it in the way Sirius talked about Reggie and how he started bringing the younger boy with them on nights out and letting him into his own world. The change was noticeable in Regulus, too; he opened up a little, spent time with Jamesâ parents, and started trying out muggle stuff like records, Polaroid, or cigarettes. Maybe James didnât know him well, but he understood that those little things were important both for Sirius and Regulus.
In the first half of August, when Regulus was at their house for a little over a month, James found him sitting on a bench in their backyard. He was reading âCrime and Punishmentâ Effie gave him, while Jamesâ own copy waited to be read under his arm.
âDo you like it?â the Gryffindor asked, taking a seat next to Regulus.
The boy raised his head slowly, evidently reading the last few words on that page. When their eyes met, James literally lost his mind. Not only that, he also lost his ability to hear, feel, and thinkâeverything except for seeingâbecause right there in front of him sat the boy he always found beautiful, yet at that moment James couldnât come up with anything as mesmerising as Regulusâ silvery eyes outlined with heavy black. This mix mustâve outshined the star Regulus was named after. James felt like he could fly just by looking into those eyes; he started thinking of a son-
âPotter? Are you quite alright?â A gentle hand on his shoulder pulled James out of his haze. He blinked once, twice, and a third time for good measure before he closed his mouth (When did I even open them?), swallowed thickly, and mumbled something unintelligible. It was Regulusâ time to blink. After a second, the boy burst out into a loud laugh. âOh god, Potter, come on! Itâs just a little bit of eyeliner; Sirius wears it all the time!â Reg kept laughing, still holding Jamesâ shoulder.
âYeah,â the older boy managed to spit out when the other started calming down. âBut he doesnât look half as good as you do.â Regulus froze, the grin on his face turning into a sheepish little smile, a pretty pink creeping up his pale cheeks. âOh,â James started, wondering why heâd said that. âIâI didnât mean to make you uncomfortable; Iâm so, so very sorry, Iâ"
âThatâs alright, James. Iâm-â The younger boy cleared his throat and ran a hand through his hair nervously. âIâm glad you like it,â he finished, biting his lower lip and still smiling a bit.
James, whose smile was normally big and bright, smiled shyly at Regulus.
âDo you mind if I-?â he pointed at his book. The younger Black looked over at him and shook his head slightly.
âNot at all; we can discuss the story later, if youâd like?â It came out as a question more than a statement, so James nodded once and started reading from where he finished last night.
The silence surrounding them was comfortingâjust a little buzz of bugs flying around and wind rustling leaves on an apple tree a bit ahead of them. Surrounded by all of it and still slightly nervous from earlier, neither of them noticed the glances they were stealing at each other.
#jegulus#dead gay wizards#starchaser#james potter#james x regulus#regulus black#jegulus microfic#marauders#the marauders#walburga's a+ parenting#angst/comfort#by: allyeardepression#hogwarts au#fluff#hurt/comfort
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đDigital Detox + Egyptians lucid dreaming method đ
Idk what to put on the title of this post so I wrote digital detox and I have copy pasted the main lines.
In the ancient Egypt the Egyptians use to have lucid dreaming alot and it was extremely easy for for them not just Egyptians but it was also mention ancient Indian scriptures.
Youâre probably wondering âwhatâs the secretâ? The real problem is often NOT your technique. Itâs actually another issue that no amount of techniques, articles, reality checks, supplements or uncomfortable masks is going to fix. Itâs your âinner gameâ. Specifically, your subconscious motivation and reward circuits, and âdopamine cycleâ. Travel in your mind for a second, to ancient Egypt.
There were no smart phones, internet connections, computer animated action movies or virtual reality headsets.
Your brain back then would have produced a healthy amount of dopamine as a reward for pretty basic things like eating, working, exploring, and taking some time to relax or meditate
Now our average attention spans are literally less than 7 SECONDS. Itâs probably a lot lower than that, and Itâs declining every single year with the rise of new, highly addictive and stimulating social media apps and platforms. When was the last time you meditated for over 90 minutes? Have you ever? Iâm not saying you have to do that to lucid dream, but this sort of practice was very common 5000 years ago. In fact, it was weird NOT to do that. And herein lies the main problem.
Your brain is âfriedâ with an overly stimulated dopamine pathway. Dopamine is the neurotransmitter that stimulates the feeling of WANTING to keep doing something. Itâs the reason you keep scrolling through Instagram, or keep refreshing your Facebook feed to see if there are any new comments or notifications. But itâs also the SUBCONSCIOUS reason you arenât able to lucid dream easily. In the last decade especially, there have been billions of dollars spent by big tech to essentially âaddict youâ to their platforms. Why? Money. The more time and energy you spend on platforms like that, the more money they make. So the task has been given to artificial intelligence. The AIs often just get trained and told a few basic things: 1: Get people to spend more time on the platform 2: Get people to keep coming BACK to the platform as often as possible The âAIâ pays almost NO attention to what that would do to your mental health, attention span, motivation, emotions, or really anything else. Much LESS attention is paid to the effect it has on your ability to focus, or do things like, say, lucid dream. Now, the âdopamine cycleâ is one part of the problem, but itâs actually pretty easy to fix. There are several little pieces to what I call the âmodern brain puzzleâ. Things that just werenât a problem 5000 years ago. You can see some of this playing out in children today. On average, children or people under the age of 15, find it MUCH easier to lucid dream than adults do. Itâs because at that age, their dopamine system has not been damaged too much. This is of course changing now, as more and more children are having access to smartphones, but itâs an interesting point. In fact not only does the dopamine problem affect your ability to lucid dream, it also affects your ability to WANT to lucid dream (consciously and subconsciously). Specifically Iâm talking about your motivation and focus. And you guessed it, thereâs your number one cause of problems when trying to meditate, practice techniques like the WILD, or recall your dreams.
After reading this paragraph or stanza whatever,I noticed something,as a kid I had lucid dreams alot with just putting intentions.
My first lucid dream was at around 7-8 years old,and I was sinking when I realised I was dream and I tried controlling my dream and even succeeded,and I was probably there for about 10 minutes playing with underwater creatures and mermaids.
And till 7 grade I use to have alot of lucid dreams but after that I was allowed to use phone and so I was always invested in phone like all the time. By the way lucid dream was pretty normal for me and I pretty much forgot about it and never really paid attention to lucid dreaming. And then I rarely had any lucid dreams, probably 4 times ever since 8 grade and I've noticed every time I lucid dream it's always whenever I don't use any social media.
In 9 grade my phone was taken again because my mother noticed my social media addiction. And after few months I again start to lucid dream for fun easily and effortlessly but during COVID I was again allowed to have my phone and then a new laptop so now my life was revolving around social media again and for the past few year I only lucid dream whenever I don't get to use my phone more then 2 days.
Idk bout y'all but I wasn't allowed to use phones or laptop till 8th grade so the only thing I knew was TV which I only watched after coming home so like my mind was most of the te bored because I didn't had anything to keep it entertain which made it easy for me to observe around looking for things to do.
So how can you reverse the âdopamine problemâ and several of the other issues modern life has created? By the way: This is NOT about destroying your phone and going back to live in a cave. There are actually several powerful habits you can install, that will let you KEEP using your phone, laptop etc, but without these harmful effects. Hereâs the simple solution to more lucid dreams: 1. Reverse engineer your life and remove distractions, manipulation, âdopamine hijackingâ and harmful blue light exposure from your daily routine (along with some other âproblem patternsâ) 2. Get inside your subconscious brain and rewire yourself to WANT to practice lucid dreaming, and to effortlessly do reality checks at the right time, without even trying 3. Learn powerful âall day awarenessâ and âlucid livingâ techniques that give your brain superpowers in the fight 4. On top of THAT foundation, learn the most effective techniques and concepts, use our tools to stay motivated, and experience lucid mastery within 14 days. Letâs dive a little bit deeper: First, you have to âreverse engineerâ the problem. This can be complicated if you donât know what youâre doing, but weâve laid everything out step by step for you. If dopamine addiction is part of the problem, we have to break that addiction first. Then comes your mindset, and your motivation pathways. You need to actually feel GOOD when you practice these things. I see so many people saying theyâre struggling to remember to do reality checks, or they just donât want to wake up at âweird timesâ to practice. Donât worry, you wonât have to. It will feel good, and youâll ENJOY practicing these things. Next, your subconscious mind. Itâs SO important to fix your internal beliefs about lucid dreaming, because the chances are you have âinternal blocksâ about becoming lucid. Theyâre easy to pick up, but a bit harder to âunlearnâ. The system shows you how to âunlearnâ them, and install new, powerful and self affirming beliefs into your mind. This gives your brain lots more motivation to keep trying. Now, one of the most common things I hear people say is that they canât REMEMBER to keep doing reality checks. Itâs linked to the dopamine problem we mentioned earlier, but itâs also connected to a few other psychological principles that weâll get onto. Weâll give you a new framework to ENJOY reality checks, remember them without any annoying reminders, and actually get them to SHOW UP in your dreams, 9 out of 10 times. And then finally, weâll build the most effective techniques, methods and concepts on top of that new, strong foundation. Of course, Iâm simplifying this here, but thatâs the outline.
Here are some videos that may help.
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If you want to know more about it or get the steps to lucid dream you can buy the book or go through a long step to get it for free but the procedure is very long and probably only for Iphone user.
You find some good articles ways to do the 'reverse dopamine' thingy.(I donot trust my research on this topic cuz I got confuse)
You may use Adambja's tape to reprogram your subconscious and this hacking the matrix tape the comments under the video was so good and I found this tape on someone's success story. You can use this two tapes to reprogram your subconscious and of course psych-k.
This is pretty much all you need digital detox,observing your surroundings and subconscious reprogramming to change your belief or assumptions.
And this will make you even more motivated that you are working on your goals as many of us have the access of devices it's hard for us to keep up with all this method and it's not like we are always busy if we are we wouldn't be scrolling through Tumblr and Pinterest all the time. If you read the the copy pasted part you'll see what I mean.
Edit: I forgot to mention it 𼲠if we follow do this we CAN HAVE lucid dream everyday.
Egyptians lucid dreaming tea
This will be quick,so I went to my aunt's place with my mother and my aunt's ran out of tea powder/leaves so she used her daughter's blue lotus tea and after getting home I took a nap and I HAD A FOKING LUCID DREAM,so basically I didn't knew that it was the tea until I was doing some research on LD and found out that in ancient Egypt they use Blue Lotus tea and I found some review about it on YouTube and people had very vivid dreams aswell. This tea basically put you in REM which y'all probably know about.
But I don't like teađ,so if anyone have interest you can try I honestly want to but my hate for tea is on top on the list of top 5 things I hate,you can find them online people even use Blue Lotus in vapeđnot encourageling y'all to smoke but if anyone does you can.
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SEMIFINAL ROUND, MATCH 2 OUT OF 2!
Propaganda Under the Cut:
Portgas D. Ace:
heâs got narcolepsy and regularly falls asleep in his food, but given his personality I feel like heâd fall asleep in his lunch even without the narcolepsy
Routinely falls asleep in the middle of meals, still becomes the second division commander of the whitebeard pirates.
he sleeps anytime anywhere
Ace's introduction is the civilians thinking he was dead because he fell asleep so suddenly. Every one piece character has a trait and his is falling asleep while eating.
Ace Propaganda I have a legal obligation as an Ace kin to fight for my man - The narcolepsy thing happens multiple times both in the anime and in the prequel books. - Every time he does that, he wakes up and wipes his mouth on the nearest personâs clothes, save for in the first Ace light novel where Deuce scolded him awake - He also does this on Buggyâs ship and once again they thought he was dead. Why he was there I donât know. - Also heâs got fire powers so therefore human heater and the coziest of naps
Kirby:
Kirby looove napping and sleeping and is too cute when he is :3
They the littlest guy ever, all that they like to do is eat, play with their friends, and sleep. Thereâs a copy ability called sleep that literally just makes them tired, and in forgotten land thereâs a more powerful sleep ability that give them a little blanket and bed. An eepy little guy.
kirby starts off a lot of his games napping & in forgotten land you can even take a nap with elfilin to restore health and it's ADORABLE. and of course, he has his sleep ability, which just makes him take a nap right after inhaling certain enemies.
He's a ball who likes to eat, sleep, and play with his friends, and just so happens to be a godslaying entity that may or may not be an incarnation of a deity. Also just look at his nap animations in Kirby and the Forgotten Land
kirby has canonically slept through at least one hostile invasion
#one piece#kirby#portgas d ace#portgas d. ace#portgas ace#semifinals#round 6#poll bracket#poll tournament#polls#sleepyhead poll
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THE REFERENCE IS HERE BOYS (after 6 months, literally)
So, going from left to right, Green, Red, Blue, Vio. Nicknames to be decided.
You'll never see so much detail on Blue's tunic btw, no way I'm drawing that again
Rambling under the cut
Okay so, after the adventure the four Links split up (less literally) and went to find what they actually wanted to do for the rest of their lives. Green ended up pursuing his job as a knight, and has been the one to stay the closest to Zelda, often coming over for "sleepovers" (just sleeping over in the castle) he's gotten quite good with a sword, tho that means he's lost other abilities with other weapons. He is dangerous with a bow in his hands, and will kill someone on his side by accident. He's gotten a copy of the four sword, as to not break the original. It doesn't feel as good as the original, but it's all he's got.
Blue decided to keep traveling, having gained a liking to it during their adventure. He's a little like a missionary (I think that's what it's called?) making a living by killing monsters and animals for money. He refuses to kill people, drawing his line there. If they want someone gone, they can contact the knights of Hyrule.
He's gotten quite good at a bunch of weapons! His favorite at the moment being a spear, which he also uses as a walking stick when going long distances (which is always) it's a nice job, keeps him from having to interact with too many people, even if he's like to, he's never been good at it.. too quick to anger, it seemed
Red and magic cannot live without each other. They've learned how to cook and bake, but they've learned in.. untraditional ways. It's only been a year since they've stopped burning their hands every time they tried making bread. But they're quite skilled once they figure out the fire part! Blue often takes some of their food when passing by their house, and at this point Red's cooking is the only healthy thing Vio remembers to eat, so it's working out!
Red is loved by basically everyone in the town, and after getting money to buy a house and start cooking, they've quickly learned that people would just- trade them supplies! A pie for fresh vegetables, or some soup for new clothes. They've found it to be less stressful than working for money
they don't live together anymore, tho Blue doesn't have a stable house, and therefore has his own room in Red's house, which is mostly empty almost all of the time.
Vio had spent months researching how to bring Shadow back, and after resurrecting them through...not so legal methods, the gremlin is back! They live with Vio, and often visit Zelda to play ye olde monopoly. They're still a bit of an ass, but everyone is trying to fix that, it ain't working. They don't mind behind an asshole! They found a cat yesterday, vioooo can they keep it??? Vio's spent some time at school, wanting to learn more than they already did, now that they've finished, they find most of their info in books, being a regular at the library. They're still closed off, but make some effort to try and smile at people, it looks.. awkward, but they're trying. They desperately need sunlight. Shadow goes more outside than them! Apart from going to the library, Vio doesn't leave the house much, Blue or Shadow have to physically drag them out for them to go anywhere else. Which did result in Red calling them a vampire. Shadow has clearly affected their personality, but it's shown more when they're with it, since they're a lot more open, all smirks and snarky comments, it's a side not a lot of people like, but that's shown often (since Shadow's always clinging to them)
Shadow has changed quite a bit since their original journey, and has learned about food, commonly stealing Red's freshly baked goods. They don't have a sweet tooth, instead opting for sour things, like lemons (heh) or any sour candy the nice grandma living near will give them. Vio is actually the one with the sweet tooth, often seen eating chocolate or Red's cupcakes. They've shared their love of cheesecakes with Shadow once and now it's the only thing the imp will buy them.. take a break gods, pomegranates are also pricey but appreciated
Vio: 5`4
#my art#linksconnected#links meet au#lcblue#vio link#lcred#lcgreen#lcvio#blue link#green link#red link#fsa#four swords manga#four swords#four swords adventures
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Did people like, forget that you have to kill a selkidomus and a stonesleeper (sentient, conscious and feeling species) To make a grimwalker........?
Oh and you also need to acquire a galdorstone, which is a rare, powerful, magical,protected and ancient relic thats.... Guarded for a reason.
It's necromancy and cloning. The show made it hard to do because of its problematic nature and removing that literally takes away a part of why belos doing this is so wrong. (It's not only about him using his brother's corpse, but the importance of a sense of self, these people have to go through. Complex identity issues and probably feelings of being a copy of someone else, which necessarily doesn't need to be the case, but something the show itself, imo is trying to bring up plenty of times)
if it was easy, belos wouldn't go to such lengths to achieve it. He would simply have more grimwalkers than what he already had, (and he had a lot already. When harvesting the ingredients, he literally destroyed eco-systems, eating Palismen and harvesting the trees.)
The galdorstones themselves had to be protected because of their strong magical abilities being used for selfish reasons, and letting them be harvested and used by specific few, would for sure cause societal problems. It is also hinted (not specified) that the ones that exists today are those protected by the graveyard (which is a very old one and created for again, said reason above)
Ethical dilemmas indeed
#grimwalker#toh lore#its such a significant story point and lore building#but also to show the complexity of the world#the owl house#hunter toh#emperor belos#also reposting this because it got removed KSNSNSNSN#sorry if it's messy i have dyslexia lol#ive just thought about this a lot lately#sure it can be lighthearted and fun when making it fiction#but the concept in itself is oretty dark#and i feel like if you're gonna explore such themes then take into account what the actual show was trying to say and it's true nature of i
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Naruto Episode Comments, Ep 31-40
Ep 31:
-again, I like that other characters are doing the title voiceover instead of Naruto (itâs Lee this time)
-god the writer is really doing Sakura so fucking dirty
-I love Lee so much, heâs my cringefail but also badass son
-Neji was NOT having any of Team 10âs bullshit
-the way Sakura says Leeâs full name makes it sound like sheâs saying âbroccoliâ
-I like that even though Neji is kinda an edgelord and clearly looks down on others, heâs still more cooperative with his team than Sasuke is. Itâs clear that heâs more experienced than Sasuke
-at this point Lee has had two fights and Sakura has still had zero. Justice for Sakura
Ep 32:
-finally Sakura gets to do something hoorayyyy. -The hair-cutting moment was nice actually
-little Inoâs hair is so cute, she shouldâve kept it short
-why do Ino and Sakura have more of a compelling relationship than Sakura and Sasuke do lmao
Ep 33:
-the soundtrack switchup into more upbeat music was kinda jarring ngl
-I love how Shikamaru and Choji donât even object to Ino calling their team âTeam Inoâ
-Shikamaruâs shadow possession is one of the cooler powers weâve seen so far, Iâm curious to see if thereâs anything besides immobilization he can do with it
-aw I actually like Team 10 more than I thought I would
-I love how itâs this big deal that Sasuke was going to kill someone when a couple episodes ago Kiba, Shino, and Hinata literally trapped people with man-eating leeches
Ep 34:
-Lee is so pure of heart, dumb of ass. I feel like I might not have liked him as much if I watched this show as a kid but I actually adore him
-awwww the kiddos are bonding
-Neji needs to get his antisocial ass down from the trees and talk to the others
-Akamaru is such a lil babyyyyyyy I wanna give him hug
-Kiba wanting to steal more scrolls has its pros and cons but heâs kinda right? As people with good tracking abilities, Team 8 kinda has an advantage in this phase of the exam, so they might as well press that advantage and pick off a bit of the competition
-lmao not Kiba calling Gaara tiny-
-the implications of Kiba smelling blood in Gaaraâs sand are so fucked-up. Like heâs killed so many people with the sand that thereâs just blood mixed in there
-Jesus fucking Christ Gaara
-Gaara has officially won the edgelord competition and itâs not even close
Ep 35:
-I fully thought the Heaven and Earth scrolls would be blank ngl
-Naruto and Sakura should have consulted with Sasuke before deciding to open their scroll, it should have been a team decision
-Naruto really sucks at all aspects of being a ninja that donât involve duking it out with enemies
Ep 36:
-I like the muffled vocal effect on the illusions guy
-Naruto is one tenacious fucker lmao
-and Sasuke continues to not be able to catch a break
Ep 37:
-Iruka is so fond of Naruto and itâs so cute
-Lee and Gai continue to be peak characters
-this government system sounds kinda sus ngl
Ep 38:
-there were a lot of âsecretâ conversations in this episode that were in blatant earshot of other people. Like Anko was literally yelling at Kakashi about how dangerous the curse mark was in front of all the genin
-I donât think I like that Sasuke goes in the first match, it cuts some of the hype buildup
-and as usual Sasuke canât catch a fuckin break
Ep 39:
-to the surprise of absolutely no one, Sasuke won
-the sharingan is so fucking broken and ngl if I had to work super hard to train my jutsu and then here comes Sasuke fucking Uchiha who just⌠copies it, Iâd be pissed as hell
-Sasuke really should have told Naruto about the curse mark. Like he says itâs because theyâre a team and he doesnât want Naruto to worry, but also theyâre a team so he should TELL HIS TEAMMATES whatâs going on with him
-the theme that plays when Orochimaru reveals himself to Kakashi goes so hard
Ep 40:
-Shino is so fucking cool but also I would never ever ever want to fight him
-âOrochimaru stop taking advantage of vulnerable hurt children by offering them powerâ challenge: failed epically
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Little Ziyi rant copied from a discord conversation
I am so annoyed that when people talk about Flatwell they talk about his implied connection with Rusty and his non existent connection to O'Keefe and not his actual textual connection to Ziyi How involved was Flatwell in her upbringing Was AC piloting just a natural talent for her or has he been preparing her for it from a young age How did being a spy impact his ability to meet her emotionally How much else does he keep her in the dark about Is she expected to step up if something happens to him There's so much His spycraft literally gets her killed directly in the first playthrough how does that impact him. fuckin. why does no one but me talk about this am I insane am I not seeing the same video game everyone else is
She has so much going on and is important to so many other characters but somehow manages to dodge everything important to the main plot and from the player's perspective is an optional encounter that takes about fifteen seconds to beat with you only finding out who she is afterward for a quick emotional gut punch also the coolest thing she does is only alluded to in a single line of dialogue that was fucking cut but Arshile, Rokumonsen, Flatwell, Rusty, none of them have dialogue that changes if she's dead or not and I am eating my own organs wondering if they know there is a mission where you fight side-by-side with Flatwell having potentially killed his daughter is he aware you did that does he even know she's dead or is he just so pragmatic he's able to set that aside if it means getting the job done in a later mission you can fight Rokumonsen in an optional encounter who name drops her specifically while the two of you are standing about three hundred yards away from where she died and that dialogue is the same either way do they not know or is it just an oversight This late in the game they'd have to have at least noted her as 'missing'
but they probably wouldn't be able to confirm her death because Arquebus most likely scrapped YUE YU for parts after you left but their man on the inside would not have heard anything about a captured pilot When she fought Raven they were doing a job on the down low for Balam, so while they'd definitely know from Rusty that Raven was the other pilot involved in Operation Wallclimber they wouldn't be aware that they'd returned to the metaphorical scene of the crime or fought Ziyi there unless they'd somehow managed to recover YUE YU The Wall was her post, if she went missing the same day it fell they'd have to at least suspect she went back. So if she never returned I guess the assumption is that she was either captured or killed by Arquebus. But they'd have no way to confirm it either way and Rusty wouldn't have heard anything. Which must be particularly devastating for Flatwell because he was warned about Arquebus' attack on the wall ahead of time and made the calculation that either the additional resources they'd need to commit to holding it weren't worth the cost, or that preserving Rusty's cover was more important, and took Ziyi off duty at the time to keep her out of that fight. Only for her to rush back and, from what they would know, be either captured or killed attempting a counter attack alone all because she wasn't kept in the loop. shit is free real estate why am i the only one that cares about this
#little ziyi#middle flatwell#armored core 6#armored core vi#yeah this gets main tag fuck it#little starling || ziyi
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HI THERR ^^ my name is Austin or Reaper and I have a couple of TMNT Hcs. Some are the Rise version, others are the 2012 version.
First, for both versions, I think the turtles are heavily co-dependent on each other. Like HEAVILY. Let ONE turtle not come back home one night, everyone is freaking the hell out. ESPECIALLY IF ITâS MIKEY.
Another both versions HC, yk that whistle in Black Widow? The turtles have a certain calling system, kind of when teachers clap and you clap back in school. But itâs whistles and chirps. And itâs like silent communication in a way. Also, Master Splinter is definitely usually confused when he hears the whistles and chirps but has decided against saying anything.
Now, for 2012 HCs!
Ralph has major anger issues. Like completely destroying his room, cracking fingers to calm down and accidentally broke one, punching walls in the holes kind of anger issues.
Donnie is somehow the type who has such an unhealthy eating disorder (eating a lot one day and then not eating at all while designing an app another day) and itâs a miracle on how somehow, it hasnât stamped his fighting abilities.
Leo paces in circles when heâs bored or practicing a new technique with his sword. Perfect circles if heâs anxious about something.
Mikey has an acrobatic fighting style (this goes for Rise and 2012).
Donnie used to have a rubix cube hyperfixation and literally has over 26 rubix cubes in there, 3x3, 2x2, 100x100, you name it. Itâs not has much of a bigger hyperfixation now but you can still occasionally catch him fiddling and messing with one just to solve it again.
Ralph gets easily overstimulated with noise, especially if itâs insults and has a tendency to lash out as a defense mechanism when things or people get too loud.
Ralph is an avid smoker and probably an addict.
Mikey has completely mastered all forms of pencil spinning, every trick in the book and Donnie still gets jealous over it.
Ralphael âYou didnât eat again.â and Donatello âAnd you didnât sleep again.â
Leo knows such useless but somehow important information? Like while Donnie knows only the important stuff, Leo knows the unconventional stuff. Like he knows how dismember a body but does not know how to cook a body.
Leo likes true crime podcasts and books about detectives.
Ralph and Casey do not argue. They spar. And whoever wins has successfully proved their point in whatever the argument was about and loser has to do what they say to fix whatever they were arguing about.
Have you seen the fights between Natasha Romanoff and The Winter Soldier? Thatâs usually them.
NOW RISE HCS!
Leo is a pathological liar, and is trying to not lie as much. He also has a tendency to copy trauma responses he sees on the tv shows Splinter puts on to get Splinterâs attention.
Leo would absolutely be a theatre kid.
Ralph likes hot chocolate and only smokes when heâs stressed or angry.
And also refers to his brothers as âhis boysâ.
Mikey commonly does ballet and is an aerialist. It helps a ton with his fighting style â seeing as both ballet dancers and aerialist have to be A. On point, B. Discipline and able to handle being pushed beyond their physical limits and C. Controlled and deadly.
Again, Donnie has disordered eating. But mostly just consumes drinks instead of actual nutrition and even has forgotten to eat at some points.
Ralphael âYou didnât eat again.â and Donatello âAnd you didnât sleep again.â because YES.
Leo is, how could I say this? The brat of the family. Regularly finds loopholes to punishments he gets.
Mikey starts bouncing up and down when heâs excited. Pizza? Heâs bouncing. Patrol? Heâs bouncing. Movie night? Heâs BOUNCING. Ralph, Donnie and Leo essentially have a damn ball for a brother.
Ralph is actually great with kids, especially younger babies. Surprisingly, they donât seem all that afraid of him. Itâs Donnie theyâre afraid of.
Ralph still has horrible anger issues, but in a way that his head starts to hurt when heâs angry. In a way that his own anger-filled thoughts terrify him, in a way where heâll take it out on himself instead of others.
Donnie paces when heâs ranting and paces in perfect circles when heâs figuring something out.
Donnie is the âgenius and madnessâ trope and nope. I donât wanna hear any criticism.
Donnie does jigsaw puzzles. And has learned Japanese just so he could understand the sub version of anime.
Leo is a writer but NOBODY knows that.
And yeah, thatâs about it :p
DUDE THIS IS INSANE /Pos
I love all these Hcs and I especially the overstimulated by noise one with Raph, which I think would apply to ROTTMNT Raph too
TYSM FOR SPENDING YOUR TIME ON THIS AND TELLING ME!!! LIKE SERIOUSLY, THIS IS IMPRESSIVE :0
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The Time Traveler's Can Opener
(page 498-509)
8/18/2009 Wheel Spin: Character Switch Verdict: Oops, All John!
8/19/2009 Wheel Spin: being silly :3c Verdict: CORRECT (Gamer Refrigerator!)
500 pages!! I can't believe how fast these numbers are going up, I'm learning that most webcomics cap at one page a day at most, so feel genuinely lucky to get all this.
I thought John was going to get a Badass Moment where he totally owned those imps in the living room, but he totally biffed it :( but if he'd won against so many enemies so soon, the victory might have felt unearned. I am really noticing the improvement in Rose and John's Sburb abilities - their teamwork in these pages is so good, with John absconding to the study and then Rose sliding the refrigerator into the cranny so the imps can't follow. Rose has great instincts here and is in such a stressful situation herself that I can't help but give her props for her work here.
I do think dropping the safe from so high was overkill, and that destroying John's house is literally the opposite of her job right now. I also think that if the refrigerator gets one more kill it will probably out-level John and therefore take over as both the client player and the main character of our story. So the two of them both have things they still need to work on, but, reading this gives the real sense that they're making progress, and that gives the story a nice momentum.
I also LOVE how the imps, collectively, have a lot of personality. Real video games can often struggle with this, where low level enemies are mindless things to kill that leave no actual impression, but Sburb has really cracked it. The gag where the imps will replace their jester hats with any other hat or hat like object is very entertaining to me, and the fact that they're really invested in the pogo ride for some reason is curious. Most likely they just think it's fun to play with, but I like to imagine that Slimer from Ghostbusters is a god in their society.
I've been thinking recently about what wikipedia terms the 'sad clown paradox,' where comedians have an above average chance of struggling with issues like depression. It's really easy to read John and his prankster's gambit through this lens, but part of me wants to read John's whole house through the lens. From its multiple generations of inhabitants to its decor to its new invasive species, it feels like the essence of the clown is infused throughout this ultimately sad and lonely house.
Under the safe in John's dad's study is a captchalogue card and a note taped to the wall. Inside the safe is another, scuffed up copy of Colonel Sassacre, along with some old papers and an unidentified grey object in the back. I don't know what I expected to be in here, either money or an authentic Joseph Grimaldi jacket, but it seems like the Sassacre book is a really important heirloom that each person in the Egbert family gets to own. I'll probably speculate some more on why Dad wants to save these items specifically once we've seen the papers.
From the antiquated politeness of the new commands, I figured the Wayward Vagabond had read the human etiquette book, but I did not know they'd eaten it. It seems counterproductive to eat information that might be helpful. Unless that's how their species learns and retains things, in which case, great work and it's clearly paying off. Kind of sucks how the author of the etiquette book is British though.
Even now the Vagabond is being polite, it seems really dangerous to have these commands coming to John from an outsider, given how he loses all awareness of his surroundings when he's being commanded like this. But given the logo on the outside, the computer and bunker the Vagabond inhabits were built by someone, for some intended function. So what's the deal? Is the system of giving commands built into Sburb or not? Is there somebody else more competent who is intended to use this command panel, and the Vagabond has stolen their place somehow? Does Sburb really feel like it needs to mind control its players directly? Is the game going to get so difficult and complicated that this is the only way to win? The Vagabond doesn't seem like they have a goal with John beyond obtaining a can opener, but what will happen if whoever's supposed to be using this computer shows up?
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Behold my craziest theory about the Plants in manga.
Everything below is not my take on the actual canon, but rather just a fun theory I came up with based on some plot holes.
Okay, so listen: people in Trigan didn't just become incapable of obtaining food and energy naturally, without the Plants. They're probably genetically altered in such a way that they are unable to use food and energy that doesn't come from the Plants.
That's why they don't use solar panels on the No Man Land, even though it would seem like an obvious solution. And that's why the townsfolk in Chapter 47 all died out in a few days.
Soldiers speculated that it could have been up to two months after the city was cut off from the world.
But in such a period of time, the Ark would have time to fly over the horizon and it was seen on the fifth day of the soldiers' stay in this area. And the day before, that is on the fourth day, there were still people alive in the town and they still had the strength to make riots.
But on the 7th day, when soldiers reached the town, there was no one alive (except for one man).
"Exposure" in the original was "burns" ( implying sunburns). That is, people not only managed to die of hunger and thirst before the Ark had time to disappear beyond the horizon, but sunburns also were mentioned among the causes of death. So, the Plants not only provided food and water, but also somehow protected against solar radiation, which is probably why there are so few suntanned people on the NML.
This means that the bodies of the humans in Trigan are completely changed and die in a matter of days without a Plant presence anywhere near them and without consuming food containing Plant biomass (since even the cannibals in that town didn't survive). They are literally completely dependent on the Plants, just as the Plants are dependent on the life support terminals they are connected to.
And we also have mutated humans and humans with Plant-like abilities, like Elendira, who can create matter from nothing (her nails literally appear in her suitcase out of nowhere, they are neither stored in it nor teleported from somewhere else by some device)
and Legato, who can manipulate electricity and take control of other people's bodies, which is reminiscent of Knives' ability to control the merged being. When Knives "connected" to Domina with a thin feeler, it looked very similar to Legato's technique.
(It's not impossible, however, that Knives intentionally copied Legato's trick. )
What's my point? You know, there's this trope in horror stories: an alien ship/meteorite falls from the sky and infects the land and living things all around so that people, who lived there, become unable to live outside the ship/meteorite radiation zone or eat normal food. And they, these people, gradually turning into aliens or mutants. So, what if the same thing happens in Trigan, it's just that in this universe humans, unlike in all these movies and stories, didn't avoid the " impact zone", but rather took the alien DNA and spread it all over the Earth. So Trigun humans are no longer 100% humans, but part of the Plants' biosystem, which is why dependent Plants forgave them so easily and don't really mind to be "used".
This could also be related to the presence of ghosts, which can be both human's (like Conrad and Wolfwood) and independent's (like Tessla). The existence of ghosts is not revealed to public, most likely so that people won't find out that after death they will spend eternity in a gloomy black void.
What are independent plants for then? Most likely they are some sort of walking weapons. From the conversations of the Earthlings we can conclude that Knives is not the only aggressive independent (he was just the strongest of the known ones) and that independents on Earth have their abilities blocked for humans' safety ( so most likely all independents have weapons built into their bodies).
What's the need for weapons against humans if the dependent plants don't mind their position and "humans" are in some sense part of them? Maybe to regulate their numbers, or to stimulate their reproduction and further mutation, maybe the Plants need not humans but their souls (ghosts), or maybe independents are something like immune cells that get rid of improperly developing body cells.
#trigun#trigun maximum#trigun plants#my headcanons#manga spoilers#trigun spoilers#manga theory#my analysis#spoilers#millions knives#legato bluesummers#elendira the crimsonnail
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Title Defense Four: The Suffering Will Never End
(Inspired by @haterb0y-m0e and @matchamabs posts respectively)
Before we actually get into the boxers I feel it should be said that in TD4 (and possibly even TD3), Little Mac will be given the ability to use Giga Mac because otherwise I think he would die without it. You could still try to fight the other boxers without it, but it would be way more difficult without it.
Glass Joe: It would probably be a sin if he didn't put shards of glass in his gloves. He literally has the word "glass" in his name and none of us thought to incorporate it into his moveset?
Von Kaiser: He shaves his head bald and brings his students into the ring. Also, both him and his students have done crack before the match began. Please don't tell their parents-
Disco Kid: Idk, he becomes a DJ and throws records at you during the match. Also he wears scene kid clothing from the early 2000s. Yes he will wear a Gir hoodie. Next question.
King Hippo: Along with wearing all the armor from his previous Title Defenses, he also eats during the match to regain health. The amount of health he gets back depends on what food he eats.
Piston Hondo: Let's just cut all the bullshit and give him a Death Note. He also dresses like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate which totally won't foreshadow anything.
Bear Hugger: He sends the whole bear family from Berenstein Bears after you.
Great Tiger: He wouldn't do much, he would just distract you with a cup and ball trick mid match (bumbles mcfumbles reference).
Don Flamenco: At random points, his now wife Carmen gets into the ring to beat your ass. You can't fight back however for the same reason peach isn't in the game so you're only able to dodge.
Aran Ryan: He pretends not to cheat but after you knock him down a third time he brings back all the broken rules.
Soda Popinski: His blood has just been replaced with soda.
Bald Bull: He went to anger management classes and they were so effective they distract you with how scary he is when he isn't pissed.
Super Macho Man: Not only has he become broke (probably because he fell for a crypto scam /j) he also uses the ref as a weapon.
Mr.Sandman: Either just turns into Sans or he just tries to distract you by reading you a bedtime story.
BONUS BATTLE:
The Referee: Turns out you can't just turn someone into a weapon and then not expect them to have a screw go loose in their head afterwards. He actually used to be a damn good champion in his prime, but after being dethroned by Doc he forgot until your TD4 match with Macho. He copies all the broken rules of every boxer before him in 13 phases, and there are more than 3 rounds in this fight in order to accommodate this.
#punch out#punch out!!#glass joe#von kaiser#disco kid#king hippo#piston hondo#bear hugger#great tiger#don flamenco#aran ryan#soda popinski#bald bull#super macho man#mr sandman
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