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they should invent hobbies that aren't absolutely terrible for your back
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shoutout to taigen for being the most expressive character in the entire show.
you will never not know whatever the hell he is feeling or thinking at the moment because he will literally tell you (either very earnestly like when he traumadumps to mizu or very sarcastically which is the other 99% of the time he talks to mizu) or you will see it plain as day on his face.
this is the textbook definition of a man wearing his heart on his sleeve. look in the dictionary for what a "simple man" means and you will find taigen's face there.
like once you cut through the massive ego and pompousness he uses to mask his own insecurities and traumas, he is literally just some guy. he's not evil or stupid. not super kind or super smart either. an asshole but not the worst there is. he's incredibly skilled but he's not the strongest ever or even the most skilled. he is literally! just a guy!
y'all can hate him all you want but let's be real, taigen is actually the most relatable character out of everyone. like this man is POOR, he is PATHETIC, he is COMPLAINING ALL THE TIME, and most of all he is OBSESSED WITH MIZU. if that shit ain't relatable idk what is.
#taigen blue eye samurai#taigen bes#blue eye samurai#taigen is literally just some guy and i think that's hilarious#he's a pathetic wet rat but he's MY pathetic wet rat#also he's hot and sexy <3#also if any of us lived in that era and society. chances are we would be more like taigen than anyone else lmao ykwim#what? you think youre as badass as mizu to get adopted by a master swordsmith and craft your own space sword and go on a revenge quest??#what you think you'd be born into royalty like akemi and go on to marry the shogun's son and deal with political manuevering?#you think you're kind and brave and useful enough to meet mizu and train under her as an apprentice?#if you do then more power to you. but i know i would be piss poor and bisexual. born and raised in the boonies. and very bitchy about it.#shut up haydar#fandom.rtf
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I feel like if Chujin was still alive during the events of Undertale Yellow, his and Clover's relationship would be incredibly rocky. Pacifist!Clover could bring him around to tolerating them (after all, they have that sort of effect on everyone), but it would be more in a "this human is the only 'good' human" manner than a "maybe I should reevaluate my opinions on humans overall because you can't judge an entire group based off (very biased) stories and one bad experience." Even then, that opinion would be subject to change should Clover ever get frustrated or behave "too aggressively" or act in any manner that isn't perfectly docile. If Clover ends up attacking a monster then it's "humans are just as horrible as they were in the war stories, I should've known better" regardless of the circumstances that could've pushed Clover to fight. Suffocating expectations and endless demands for patience when he wouldn't ask the same of a fellow monster.
And heaven forbid he ever meet Clover on a No Mercy Run...
#undertale yellow#i hc that his parents were involved in the war and he was born after monsters were sealed underground#so he's one degree removed from all that trauma which is understandable why he'd be so afraid#but at the same time Blackjack had similar circumstances and he came around to liking clover and judging based on character#instead of by who someone is.#sometimes you need to sit down and realize that the problem is you and your views instead of everyone else but he doesn't strike#me as the sort to do that type of self reflection.#Chujin is a character who is absolutely ruled by his fear. he leaves kanako and dalv alone after they were attacked by a human#to sicc axis on integrity. he hinged his whole career on building guard robots (and judging by some of the paperwork in the Steamworks#he was the only one who wanted to build guard robots).#he destroyed his health and left his wife a widow/his child fatherless to craft a serum to defeat humans.#he experimented on a human (child's!!!!) soul and ordered his wife to k.ill an INNOCENT human.#he literally says that humans are incapable of decency in any form!!!!! the writing is on the wall!!!!!#not to sound like I'm bashing on his character because he did do a lot of good for the underground. he made the honeydew resort heater#and Martlet's balcony. and it's implied he built the bridge between the wild east and Starlo's family's farm with the fox-bell#symbol on that bridge. he inspired martlet to take up woodwork which put her on the path to joining the Royal Guard and meeting clover#he likely did a bunch of other good things as well that never got brought up. he did do some good actions.#but he is not someone that i would call a good person.#(realized i ended up with a long string of tags down here. if someone wants to screenshot it and add it to the post go for it)#edit: i find it utterly fascinating that he calls humans incapable of decency yet acknowledges that there can be a pure human SOUL#what an utter hypocrite! i doubt the contradiction ever even occurred to him!#uty analysis
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im being so so brave but also i am gripping you by the shoulders and leaning in and letting you know i am so tired of being brave
#my job has invented new and even more agonizing ways to make itself stressful to endure#and that isn't even counting the fact that i've now seriously fucked up my wrist transporting 30lb boxes up and down stairs#or the fact that i occasionally get piercing shoulder pains if i'm not super careful about how i use the hand truck#or the fact that whenever i come home on mondays my entire lower body is so sore that i can't move beyond a weak shuffle#it's the fact that my boss has no sense of organization#so my supervisor and i are basically salvaging or starting from scratch every week#it's the fact that some of our clients are asking for things we're not even contracted to provide#like access to our company materials or additional resources outside of our scheduled bookings#and that there's this constant looming threat of 'ohhh don't be bad at your job!! or else we'll lose our contract with these people!!'#but 'bad at your job' in this case means 'not bending over backwards to accommodate the least accommodating circumstances possible'#like 'hey you need to lead this training exercise meant for 20 people except actually you only have 4 people'#'and actually none of them are familiar with the prerequisites for this training or have any experience with the skills'#'and also none of them want to be there and half of them just Don't Do These Things as a rule'#'and if you try to make them do anything they don't want to do (even if it's literally the point of the training) they Will leave'#'and then we will no longer have enough clients to pay you'#like. what am i doing. this company was not designed to work with this format. we're not an arts and crafts group or a club meeting#hi so i wrote this post before starting weekend work prep#it has been 3 hours now#im still not done#i haven't eaten and my wrist hurts so bad#i need to.................. take a break................................
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you NEVER need to wait “until you have the money” to start practicing witchcraft. you do not need ANY money for witchcraft. you can have all the money in the world and practice witchcraft every single day without spending a single cent on it. everything you need you already have, inside of you and around you as well.
#i mean this literally. incredibly literally.#you can do advanced forms of magic without ANY MONEY. even if you live in a city and cant forage or anything.#you have YOURSELF. and you are a powerful being.#energy work! look at that! you need nothing for it!#you can INCLUDE ANYTHING in your craft#you dont even need to though#witch tips#witchblr#beginner witch#baby witch#closeted witch#closet witch#this is from a secular witchcraft perspective btw ik there are religious practices that require specific tools etc. but i know nothing abou#those because i am a pantheist pagan lmao#but i mean. i know a little bit about deity work so im also gonna say you don’t necessarily NEED anything to work with them either!#unless its a specific tradition youre following#but offerings can be actions instead of physical goods. you can do divination using like.. the clouds.#AND TECH MAGIC! if you can see this right now then you have every form of tech magic available to you right now.#txt
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thinking about my little meow meow
sol emeralds and sol energy fucking her up 😱
#sth#blaze the cat#au stuff#me n my friend have crafted lore for the sol emeralds#cuz there's literally nothing canonical lmao#they're like foils to the chaos emerald#and simultaneously reflecting blaze's personality vs sonic's#so they're like chaos vs order here#I luv the hc that chaos energy spurs the growth of plants and flowers#and it's important in this au#so the sol emeralds sorta do the opposite#cause destruction and wilt and kill any surrounding plantlife etc etc#sonic's beauty of chaos vs blaze's downfall via order#u feel me#and her powers are 'fueled' by sol energy ig#I'd need to dissect my brain to truly explain wtf I mean by all of this#but in essence the sol emeralds don't like anyone and barely tolerate blaze LMAO#must maintain the order and stability quite literally to a fault#so all that is fucking her up! caused scarring from using her powers!#so the bangles r to help regulate and disperse that energy so the scarring doesnt really go past the wrists#ok bye i'm talking too much here sry#luc arte
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Once again contemplating elvish hair-based crafting.
#tolkien#san shoots the breeze#Literally any character wearing a chain woven from their beloved's hair...#Oh now I'm thinking about the edain picking up that particular cultural beat#Like. Hurin wearing a woven necklace of Morgan's hair? Hmmmm#...aegnor furtively collecting some of andreth's shed hair. Juuust enough for a v discreet (and fragile) bracelet#I just don't think luthien should get to hog all the hair crafting fun
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u can make an argument for every milgram character being transfem and that is beautiful to me. except yuno
#milgram#TECHNICALLY u could argue shes transmasc. but that ruins the meme i lovingly crafted in 2 minutes for u all#u could name literally any character and i could prove to u that theyre transfem. watch out !
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*pokes fingers* is there a site/blog/whatever that has lots of screenshots from Thai dramas? (like, I don't care if it's shows in general or several specific ones, or even if I'm just pointed to any blogs on here that might have lots of drama screen caps.) I have a project idea rattling in my head and poking Google images and tumblr tags and it's just... not what I'm looking for. Google images is all promo posters and tumblr search is... sighs.
heck, I would even love if people just reblogged this post with their favorite show caps, I just don't want to have to spend a full day screen capping shows 😂
#obviously im keeping an eye out for shows ive watched but i truly mean *any* thai drama im collecting for them all#tumblr search is literally just showing me dick pics now like yeah sure in spirit tumblr but thats not what i mcfuckin asked for#internet pls i just want some silly boys for crafting purposes 😭
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I absolutely cannot draw them atm but I'm at that point with OCs where I'm creating AUs in my head.
#My sister inspired one where Stardust heard Poll wishing for a sibling and crafted Tequilla out of literal stardust (it ends tragically)#I'm currently thinking about a reverse AU where Poll was the one to die and lose their memory (in the same way as Tequilla ;) ) and#it gets adopted by TQ's family after TQ finds them washed up on the beach by his home#the Stardust!Tequilla AU itches the angsty part of my brain#but the Reverse!Poll is really interesting to explore because of how different TQ's family dynamic is#plus it would be a TQ with all of his memories and a Poll without any of theirs#not a poll#poll the egg#Tequilla the egg#Captain's egg OCs
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So I haven't quilted since I was like... six (I am nineteen for reference) and I'm planning on making a quilted jacket and I can't just do the straight up basic square to square quilt, oh noooo I'm trying to find some fancy ass star pattern to use as the back of the jacket, a statement quilt if you will
#my greatest continual act of hubris is believing i can do literally any craft regardless of diffculty#because like. technically i CAN but it wont look good because ive never done it before but. tomato tomahto
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What’s your favorite bit of lore? Or favorite holiday/festival in genshin they’re pretty neat
i'm absolutely biased towards lantern rite tbh
as for bit of lore, i'm not really sure. i feel like 'bit of lore' is really weird to define, bc ultimately most lore is all connected into bigger pictures. obviously i'm partial towards liyue lore in general, but as for a specific little bit...
probably still the possibility that zhongli is partial to archery.
#thank you <3 <3#i know his passive talent is for crafting spears but like#the only reason why that talent is for spears specifically is bc he is a polearm user. nowhere in the talent itself nor other related media#do we get a mention of zhongli being particularly good at crafting polearms over other weapon types#we know he made the pwjs and the jade cutter. he didn't make jadefall but he did wield it. he also made summit shaper#we can assume he made vortex vanquisher n the unforged but there's no real confirmation on either. we do know he didn't make memory of dust#assuming he did make those last two that's still an equal number of polearms and swords he made. more swords if you wanna count the unforge#ofc he could've made countless op polearms off-camera. but we're never told that#dainsleif's factoid abt the talent is more about zhongli knowing his rocks than zhongli being a good polearm maker in specific#and the skill's name in chinese is more about astrology and divination than anything else. again more on zhongli knows his rocks#so like- we don't know that he had a mastery over crafting polearms in specific#and we know he wielded catalysts and polearms and likely swords as well#and still#the only real imagery on his design on what weapon he uses#is a fucking archery ring. nowhere is it mentioned that zhongli uses bows (that we know of)#yet he wears that thing on the daily. like he still uses it. like he needs to literally keep it on hand. why#why would he do that if he apparently does not historically use bows.#only thing i can think of is that he still practices archery. over any other weapon type. which is a hilarious thought tbh#but more crack theory than anything
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Hey quick question,
Where the hell are these????
#shining nikki#I'm getting really tired of them arbitrarily skipping things#like what purpose does it serve to skip a gleam a crafting and an old event style???#sure the pinnacle suit MAYBE because it's an event that doesn't run anymore#but you can still get it through memory booth when it runs#the other two there's literally no excuse#also why skip 2nd reruns?#oh SSRs AND URs#and bring us 3rd reruns????#way before we have any rerun of others#I'm not following why this is a good strategy#just pisses me off to be frank#there's just no reason to do things in a different order in this regard#it not like idea lab follows events#or even reruns to like get people to spend#cloud dancer already had its second rerun#so in what way does it benefit them financially to skip bunch of shit?
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new stabby craft in progress 🐿️
#trying to make so many before January 20#i have been over ambitious i fear#but fortunately i have not told anyone except all you tumblr people#theresa if you see this no you didn’t#can’t stop won’t stop#this is literally all i do when im not writing fic#no wonder i barely read any books this year#anyways#lauren’s stabby crafting
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Interviewer: "I wanted to ask about your character. He's a sociopath--" Glenn: :-)
#this is pre-season 7...... so...... akflbjsdhvgjlbosaufjhgsisbsisksjhdfvudfb#he's been saying the same thing for so long and no matter how many times he says. i dont think dennis is a sociopath. EVERYONE STILL...#iasip#dennis reynolds#glenn howerton#it's always sunny in philadelphia#ada speaks#ada's videos#he describes dennis so mildly but it's..... exactly. like. he has a base level lack of consideration for others.#it can be as mild as not using his blinkers or it can be as elaborate and fucked up as crafting an entire backstory to manipulate women#love that he says dennis *seemingly* becomes more of a sociopath (but is not)#i think it always comes down to a desire to protect and close himself off because he has trouble regulating his emotions#dennis is so afraid of getting hurt by being out of control in any way that he puts that above all else#which makes him behave in an incredibly self-centred way. all of his energy is focused inward#the opening scene of charlie has cancer that started it all was literally just. this.#and he does go on to attempt to help charlie! goes about it in a fucking absurd way and can't offer up any sympathy but he clearly tries#he just....... as glenn says. struggles to show his emotions. so he takes action instead.#character meta#dennis meta
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so sorry you're going through the horrors peachy .. i hope the rest of your day is better :[
ty but im good lol i just called someone stupid and had ppl get rly mad at me about it kghsgkhskghs i wish i hadn't have said Anything now cuz i just. cannot be fucked with the disc horse....or any kind. no matter if you say something and arent trying to be genuinely mean or whatever ppl will still get upset with you thats just how it is on tumblr ig. it is why i mainly stick to myself and dont talk much khgskghsgksh ppl can be strange smtimes....
#text post#ppl genuinely read my i wrote this whilst pissing and didnt put any thought into it message as hateful speech. apparently. like.... okaaaaa#im just a silly guy who wants ppl to not be mean abt a game i liek and think if you click on a fishy (lol) link n get ur account hacked the#erm. ur silly. thats it#whateverrrr i go to a christmas craft fair tomorrow im literally sooo excited ^_^
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