#literally Betty was an angel!

[armando-triplepapito]

Honestly, sometimes I feel like they weren’t her real friends. They were basically using her. The day of the second lanzamiento they were literally horrible! They consistently got Betty in awkward situations. Got her in trouble with Marcela in the morning, Bertha gossiping with Armando (about Betty’s love life), forcing themselves into the lanzamiento even tho it was clear they weren’t allowed to attend. Ugh sometimes I wish Betty had put them in their place or at least distanced herself until they learned not to step on her boundaries.

Literally, everyone had so much patience with the cuartel…

Betty es una persona tan bella y pura (y webona) porque en dónde mis amigas, amigas en las que confié todo lo que pude, a las que defendí incluso poniendo en peligro MI propio puesto de trabajo cuando era secretaria, por las que me enfrenté a Marcela Valencia para que no las despidieran UNA Y OTRA VEZ, me mienten TAN descaradamente a la jeta, yo me vuelvo loca. Les destruyo la vida sin siquiera levantarme de la silla.

Pero no, porque es un ángel caído del cielo 😾

[fbfh]

Sweet Pea x soft!reader hcs

wc: 1.3k

genre: mutual pining, tooth rotting fluff

pairing: sweet pea x soft reader

warnings: reader is implied to be smaller than sweet pea but he's like 6'3 and beefy so it's not too out of the question, reader is called clingy needs attention and hates being alone by jughead but sweet pea LOVES that about you, size difference, protective sweet pea, sweet pea is a rottweiler boyfriend, kisses and cuddles, mentions of fighting and gang activity

song recs: fight for me - heathers obc, big boy - sza

a/n: been watching the anime my love story and it's feuling my sweet pea obsession lol. I've also decided that while horribly bad, riverdale is camp. If I convince myself it's camp I can drag myself through it. It's supposed to be bad and make no sense and of course there's a "goblin king" running around town causing problems because it's camp.

tags: @yesv01 @magcon7280

Okay so like I said in my initial drabble

When Sweet Pea first sees you he deadass thinks you’re an angel

You are so sweet and soft and perfect

The only way to describe you is angelic

He’s so wrapped up in how alluring and enamoring you are that he doesn’t notice you’re just as drawn to him

You immediately see past his gorgeous and intimidating exterior to the soft great big heart inside him

You see all his good traits and you’re not scared off that he’s a little rough around the edges

But Sweet Pea sees that you’re not rough around the edges

And he doesn’t want you to become that way

Especially not because of him

He feels so protective over you from day one

Even though he’s fighting his obvious feelings for you and ignoring your obvious feelings for him, he still tries to look out for you

Keeps an eye on you a little, just to make sure no one’s giving you any trouble

You’re friends with Betty so you’re sort of tied to the serpents already, but he doesn’t want to drag you any deeper into gang life than you already are

So he tries not to fall any harder for you than he already has

Even though Jughead is always bringing you up, telling him that Betty says you’ve been asking after him

He can’t even process that Jughead just said you’ve been asking after him and about him a lot because of how Jughead keeps describing you

He says you’re sort of clingy and need a lot of attention, that you get nervous in crowds and you’re really touchy and hate being alone 

That’s why your last boyfriend broke up with you

But the more Jughead talks about you and your apparent flaws, the more perfect you sound to Sweet Pea

You’re exactly what he’s been dreaming of

Someone he can go all in with, someone who wants him and needs him as much as he wants you and needs you

Which is obviously a lot

And now it’s getting harder and harder to listen to that logical voice that tells him he’s no good for you, that you deserve someone from northside who can take good care of you and not drag you into any more chaos than you’re already surrounded by 

But you’ve been writing his name in your diary over and over for weeks now, and it’s really just a matter of time before you end up together 

All your friends know this

Betty and Jughead and Toni know this

Even Fangs knows this

Everyone knows but you and Sweet Pea

You both still think it’s an unreciprocated pipe dream

Something to imagine scenarios about before you fall asleep

You’re more alike than you realize 

But soon you find your way to each other

You just can’t stay away anymore

And once you’re together, once you’re finally in his arms, neither of you ever want to let go

Sweet Pea is an amazing boyfriend to begin with

But especially when it comes to someone as soft and sweet and precious as you?????

He’s literally the best person you could ever hope for

He’s a classic rottweiler boyfriend 

AND he’s a gang boyfriend

Plus Sweet Pea’s just naturally a very protective person to the people he loves

So you can guarantee you’ll be safe with him

He won’t hesitate to stare down anyone he thinks looks at you too long

But he’s not going to start shit with you around unless he has to

If he does need to fight someone, he’s going to make sure you’re not there to see it

Even if he has to ask Betty or Veronica or Fangs to drag you into the other room and stay with you until it’s over

He doesn’t want you to see him like that

But he knows how to hold his own, and Fangs and Toni both reassure you there’s not a fight he hasn’t been able to walk away from

You’re always there to patch him up afterwards too

You touch him so gently

With more love and care and tenderness than he’s ever gotten from anyone before

It makes it kind of impossible to regret sticking up for you

Even if he did walk away with some nasty scratches and a black eye

You’re still not scared of him

You don’t judge him

Like at all

He always makes you feel so safe around him 

All he’s wanted for a while is someone to go all in with

Someone to protect, someone to take care of

Someone who needs him

And you do 

You spend more and more nights together before finally confessing that you can’t really sleep without him anymore

When I tell you his heart explodes when you say that?????

God as if you couldn’t get him wrapped even tighter around your finger

Surprise! Yes you can

He dips you a lot too

Mostly because he’s so tall and it’s so easy and it makes you so nervous when he pulls you close and leans over you like that

It makes you all dizzy and he talks so close to your face for a few moments before finally kissing you

GOD it makes your head spin

You can’t get enough

And he can’t get enough of the way you look up at him all soft and sweet

Like you’re not scared of him

Which you’re not

It’s still kind of new for him

But it’s something he really hopes he can get used to

He’s touchy too

He pulls you into his lap and rests his head on your shoulder a lot

Or wraps his arms around yours

Don’t even get me started on holding his big old hands with both of yours

It makes his stomach flip every single time

And SO MANY FOREHEAD KISSES

You kiss his neck and jaw a lot too

Mostly because it’s all you can reach half the time

And because you know it drives him completely crazy

If you ever worried about getting unwanted attention from guys, you don’t have to anymore

EVERYBODY knows you’re Sweet Pea’s 

And EVERYBODY knows not to fuck with him

Sweet Pea can be fucking terrifying when he wants to

Which makes things like him pinning you to the couch and tickling you until you tap out and you’re both blushing giggly wrecks even cuter  

You completely and totally have scary boyfriend privileges 

And you take such good care of him too

He really doesn’t think he’s ever been this happy and content and at peace

His friends can easily attest to the fact that they’ve never seen him this happy either

And your friends have never seen you this happy too 

Over all, you’re really just a fantastic match

You become the emotional support couple of riverdale high so fast

People get used to seeing him walk you to classes he doesn’t even have 

Seeing you ride around town on the back of his motorcycle together 

Because you belong together

You really do

Sweet Pea might not know what the future is going to look like

He might not know what’s going to happen tomorrow

But the only thing he does know about his future is that you’re going to be in it

And he’s going to be in yours

You’re starting to make him dream about a soft domestic life away from gangs and murder and conspiracies

He doesn’t know if that’s practical or attainable, but he hopes it is

Until then, he’s more than happy just getting to be around you

Getting to see you all the time and wake up next to each other on the weekends

He loves loving you, he loves keeping you safe and happy

Just like you love him and keep him happier than he’s ever been

Just being with you is more than enough

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Betty Hutton (Annie Get Your Gun)— She's adorable, she's a firecracker, she's hilarious, she's a dynamo personality, she's got the chops, she has the ~~RANGE~~ she's got the voice of a saucy angel!! She's not afraid to pull a funny face or go full in on a physically comedic bit! I love her vivacious energy, and that makes her 100 times hotter in my eyes. She's incandescent ✨

Priscilla Lane (Arsenic and Old Lace, Saboteur, The Roaring Twenties)— I see Priscilla Lane in Arsenic and Old Lace every year during my Halloween rewatch, and I always love watching her. She had a rubber-face for comedy, while still looking adorable no matter what funny face she’s making. She seems to have had a slightly fuller mouth than was the thin-lipped vogue at the time, and every time she pouts at her forgetful new husband, she looks so gosh-darn kissable that you understand completely why Cary Grant is so wild to get her on the train to Niagra for crazy honeymoon sex. No wonder this movie nearly got Hayes coded for the newlyweds being too hot for each other.

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Betty Hutton:

This was the performance that first stole my heart:

Blond bombshell who's funny and can sing??? *Swoons*

Literally the charisma is off the charts. Her Annie Oakley? Iconic.

Anything you can do she can do hotter!

Priscilla Lane:

[daisyswift3]

🍕

So several gaylors have been talking abt the Stephen Colbert interview Taylor did on April 13, 2021 and I believe I may have figured out how this interview fits into this giant puzzle. I think this entire interview is an easter egg and a metaphor for the rabbit hole they are trying to lead us down. The first thing I want to point out is the letters on the mood board that spell out Stephen's name. These letters look just like the fridge magnets in Gracie's Mess It Up mv which spell out a secret message "Hi (13, 31) Peter Pan - T." These magnets are toys that kids usually play with which fits with the Peter Pan theme. These magnets also show up in the Stay mv.

The second thing I want to point out is the emphasis on the "pizza." I believe that the pizza represents PR/bearding/lavender haze/showmanship/magic. Many of the anon messages have words starting with the letter P such as the 🎁, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, and 🌋 messages (present, presence, pretence, patience, perseverance, etc) and pizza also starts with a P. The Feb 19 🎁 message said "PR, PR, PR, PUBLISH!" In the delicate mv there's Joe's Deli; this led to the common swiftie interpretation that "And baby, I get mystified by how this city screams your name" is referring to how in NYC there are tons of restaurants and shops that have "Joe" in their name such as Joe's Pizza.

(x)

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There is also this insta post with Haim where they are all dressed in costumes while eating pizza. Taylor specifically says "mood board" in the caption which connects it to the Stephen Colbert interview. I believe this connects to the 11th 🎃 message about sheep in wolves' clothing and to the willow mv mad woman scene where everyone is conjuring something with magic while in masquerade masks.

Another indication that pizza = PR/bearding is that Taylor just recently went to a pizza place with 🏈 in NYC on Sept 6 (which could also be Taylor poking fun at the Joe’s Pizza thing). Many gaylors have speculated that Sabrina’s Please Please Please mv is a satire abt Taylor and 🏈’s relationship. Interestingly Sabrina and Barry walk through a pizza shop in the mv which could have been foreshadowing the Sept 6 stunt.

To add even more proof, around June 15 during one the Liverpool shows, Taylor randomly ordered pizza for her crew mid show. I think this was likely a hint at the big London stunt on June 23 where 🏈 was literally part of the showmanship.

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Also, Gracie recently did a photoshoot with Who What Wear at the Bob Baker Marionette Theater in Los Angeles and had a P and 13 on her jacket. This likely connects to the ginger messages abt the theater and magic. The P on her jacket could stand for "puppet" in this case.

Going back to the Stephen Colbert interview, as I said before I believe the entire interview is a metaphor for this rabbit hole/mass coming out movement. The interview starts with Stephen theorizing that Hey Stephen is abt him and he lists all the pieces of evidence that led him to this conclusion (this is analogous to us kaylors/gaylors making theories abt Taylor's music). Taylor then proceeds to essentially gaslight him. She starts listing a ton of really specific details abt him that would indicate that Hey Stephen is in fact abt him (these details are analogous to the connections/easter eggs/queer signals) but then afterwards she comes up with a narrative to explain away all these things. To us, it's quite obvious that these things are too specific to just be a coincidence and that Taylor is lying to him the whole time. This is what TTPD is abt. Red herrings, magic, showmanship, and smoke and mirrors (or "pizza") that distract the audience from the man behind the curtain pulling the strings like a puppet master and from the true story being told in the "whispers and sighs" as ginger anon said.

[rythmicjea]

Jeronica Endgame Analysis

I wrote this on Reddit and have been meaning to bring it over here. But commenting on @elizacinnamon's tumblr is what convinced me to do it. Buckle up because it's a long one!

Okay so, looking at all of the easter eggs in the episode, to me, it's heavily coded that Betty and Archie do end up together and that Jughead and Veronica end up together. The first thing that should be acknowledge is that everything in this episode is done with a purpose. They couldn't definitively say who Archie ended up with because Archie comics is predicated on the unanswered question of "Betty or Veronica?" so they had to make things "ambiguous" so people could come to their own conclusions.

When we hear of Veronica's life, Jughead says that she was known for her "impeccable taste" and "produced some of the most iconic movies of our time". So, right there, that's huge. That's a lot of heavy lifting. While he is complimentary and sensitive to everyone else's ending, the way he describes Veronica's life is just more. Take Fangs, he doesn't describe "Pixie Girl" as a "timeless" or "iconic" song. He just says that Midge and their daughter were taken care of and that his gold record will hang as long as there is a Riverdale High. He doesn't mention if Kevin or Clay won any awards for their work, but he says that Veronica won two Oscars. He goes out of his way to note the importance of Veronica's achievements.

The scene at The Babylonium is where I've found the most clues to their shared future. Jughead says "I always loved this theater". He doesn't say that about any of the other places they visit. Throughout the show, they regularly used characters to represent overarching themes. For example, Archie = Riverdale. I take Jughead's declaration to be a euphemism for Veronica. It's not that farfetched to believe that they fell in love while in high school. They were together for a year and a half before graduation. So, in the scene, he says "I always loved this theater. But it had a good run." At this time, in reality, both Veronica and Jughead have passed. Their run ended. He then lifts the seat and HIS CROWN is drawn under it! Why? This is a quick visual cue that he and Veronica are connected. If the Babylonium is a physical representation of Veronica (which is what the episode frames it as) then she essentially has a Jughead tattoo on her (a bit of a dramatic way of putting it lol). But, also this is not the first time something like that is in the show. In season 1 and 2, Betty wears a sweater with a yellow three pronged crown. It's universally recognized as Jughead's crown (she wears it on his birthday and in the Heather's musical episode). So, he makes his statement and BAM Veronica appears. Every time we see a character that isn't in the "relived day", it is a clip of them in the future. Veronica is the only character to essentially be an apparition. They didn't have to include her, but they did. And seeing as it's Narrator!Jughead (the real/angel Jughead is in the Pop's in the Sweet Hereafter, and the show literally ends with typewriter sounds) telling Betty all of this, Veronica's appearance can be taken as a clue that she is ever present in his mind/life.

When we see her in her office, she has four "The Comet" posters behind her. Hanging posters of the movies you made is very common. What isn't common is that one franchise has such a place of honor, so that means it's incredibly significant to her. Her clothing is in the style of the early 80s (the creators had an idea to bring everyone through time with each episode but it wasn't feasible so this is kind of a nod to that. Cheryl is seen in the late 60s, Betty in the 70s, and Veronica is the early 80s). We know that Jughead adapted The Comet into a comic book, and he was the one that introduced her to WEB DuBois' people. The artwork of the posters is the same as the comic he created. Making movies at that time was very time-consuming. Also, franchises like that were not common. The whole "Saga", "Trilogy", and "Universe" collections of today were not done to the same extent back then. So, not only was "The Comet" incredibly popular (because it got four movies) but it spanned over a large time frame (again, she still has the posters up decades after graduation via her clothing style), meaning that there was a consistent dialogue between Jughead and Veronica.

Outside of the Babylonium is a poster for "The Big Sleep" (It's also on the Marquis). This is a direct reference to the episode "The Red Dahlia" (3x14) where Veronica enlists Jughead's help. It is one of the main "Jeronica" episodes of the series. In that episode he says that he'll be her "Philip Marlowe". In The Big Sleep, Philip Marlowe is the main character played by Humphrey Bogart. In the same episode he says "Nice hat... Bacall." Lauren Bacall is the female lead of The Big Sleep. Bogart and Bacall were a huge draw for audiences. They were a power couple of their day (and they were also married... hint hint lol). They were the Bennifer and Brangelina first.

Now, moving onto Jughead. He doesn't talk much about himself. Everything that Betty says can literally be read on screen in his obituary. There are two main takeaways from this scene. The first is he barely talks about himself. When he does, he focuses on talking about his career and there's no mention of his personal life. This is a parallel to Veronica's description. He only describes her career and not her personal life. What is also a parallel is that in his summary of Veronica's life he says that she was known for "taking risks on young, raw talent" ie Jughead. Jughead tells Betty that he "put all of his eggs in one basket". That turn of phrase is to mean that you did the riskiest thing possible. When Betty asks if he ever regrets not getting circled he says 'sometimes'. It's a very ambiguous statement. BH shippers will say that he is talking about Betty. But his relationship with Betty ended in high school (both times) and were never rekindled later in life. It doesn't have to be that regrets not marrying Veronica, but it can be taken that way.

The second is on the artist easel in the Madhouse offices. There is a picture of Veronica. It is not a photograph it is the canonical comic book portrait of Veronica (Pep Comics IS Archie Comics). And it is smack dab in the middle of the easel. This is another parallel to Veronica's future. She has "The Comet" posters and he has her portrait. Remember, his first comic book line that he created was "Veronica: The Teenage Witch". So this is a clue that he has used Veronica's likeness IN his magazine for most, if not all of, the run. There's no picture of Betty or Archie. Why still have Veronica's portrait and use her likeness if they weren't still connected in real life?

Now we come to the final scene. So, throughout all of Riverdale (with a few exceptions) the milkshakes that the core four drink all correspond to their hair color. Betty = Vanilla, Archie = Strawberry, Jughead and Veronica = Chocolate (double chocolate to be specific - which can be extrapolated to represent them. It's a stretch but it can be made). In the final moments, we see that this formula has been flipped. When Betty sits in the booth, Archie is drinking a Vanilla milkshake and he hands Betty a strawberry one noting it's "her favorite". What are Jughead and Veronica drinking? Double chocolate milkshakes. If in the Barchie Endgame theory Strawberry being Betty's "favorite" is to mean "Archie" then we can apply that same logic to Jughead and Veronica. Then there is their seating arrangement. The girls on one side and the boys on the other. Betty is sitting directly in front of Archie and Veronica is sitting directly in front of Jughead. Again, because they had to keep the "Who will Archie choose?" answer ambiguous they use this blocking technique to show the pairings without the pair sitting right next to each other. (Couples either sit next to each other or across from one another.)

That is my analysis of the finale using clues to prove that Jughead and Veronica were "endgame". I hope you liked it! If you have any corroborating theories let me know!

[pumpkinsy0]

Sylvia hasn’t been around for a while.. please headcanons for her? Just her or her with other people is fine, thank you

of course anon!! sylvia coming right up ☝🏽🤓

•shes 18 years old and dally hates that shes older than him, part of the reason y she never takes dally seriously

•she works at bucks bar part time and thats how she met dally, when they first met she threatened to break his nose n he went “wowzers😍😍”

•not EXACTLY a hc but i just thought of this, however, trans fem or trans woman sylvia??? just a thought here

•bc shes haitian american and theres rlly not other haitians in tulsa before the shepards, she only learned kreyòl mostly bc of angela

•this also means her accent is a bit fucked and she speaks it w an american accent and shes embarrassed by it but angela doesnt care at all

•fuck it ILLLL give her a last name and its gonna b a typical one like augustin m, lafleur, or delva or somethin a lil more complex

•heavy cat person, she absolutely adores am, she has a tabby cat dallys always mean to

•she has a mole above her upper lip angela likes to copy w her make up

•she snorts a lil when she laughs

•she loves watching betty boop, literally her comfort character, angela thinks of sylvia when she thinks of betty boop

•she was born in the spring time but particularly loves winter (weiiirrrrdoooooo)

•she has her own group of gals she runs around w, says angel is free to join at any time but angela doesnt open herself up to join

•shes had flings w socs of different genders, just putting it out there but her having this weird tension w cherry is there

•not even aggressive, they just,,,stare at each other,,,,

•her nickname is “red” (bc shes always wearing red, not that interesting ik)

•she wonders if theres anything else out there in the world for her, not that she hates her life now, she rlly doesnt, but she wants to know if theres more

•she casually forgot what half her family looks like, she only remembers her mom and younger brother, but shes technically homeless bc she was kicked out and hasnt seen them in a while

[devizakura]

PENNYLOUVERSE - CANON EVENTS AND FANON CONSEQUENCES

I've realized that some people who like my Pennylou comics may not have watched the show and as such, some blanks normally filled in by canon might escape them.

As such, here's a list of canon events you might want to know (in black) and headcanoned continuations/consequences of said events (in red) as a lot of them are left uncertain for now. BEWARE OF SPOILERS!

Exterminations:

a special group of angels called “exorcists” (sometimes “exterminators”) descend to Hell once a year to kill sinners with angelic weapons (the only type of weapon able to kill permanently - when killed by other means, sinners just regenerate/respawn) to prevent overpopulation and a potential uprising.

As we later find out, until the trial in episode 6 where Charlie, the princess of Hell, tries to present the case that sinners can be redeemed, only the exorcists (including Adam - the first man - and Lute at the top of their hierarchy) and Sera, the High Seraph (currently the highest rank in Heaven’s hierarchy that we know of - Lucifer could've been above them going by Christian lore but seeing as Hazbin lore differs in some ways, we don't really know for now) know of the exterminations. Sera is very insistent on keeping it that way as to not disturb the peace in Heaven.

After the truth comes out during that trial, many other angels, including Emily, learn of the exterminations. Emily is horrified, while other angels’ opinions seem to be split.

In my timeline, all the angels present at the trial have sworn under oath to keep the information confidential. However, that doesn’t stop rumors from spreading within some circles, especially after Adam seemingly disappears (having been killed in the battle for the Hotel) and Lute comes back lacking an arm. These rumors don’t reach Betty since she prefers to keep to her own and not stick her nose into matters that don’t concern her unless she can directly help someone, so she remains rather oblivious until told directly by Pentious who's lived through it.

Pentious as the first redeemed soul:

During the last extermination in which Adam's legion targets the hotel specifically, Pentious dies protecting it. Normally, this would result in a perma-death (and as such everyone who knew him believes he is in fact gone for good), but for reasons currently quite unknown, he ascends to Heaven instead.

In the Pennylou timeline, after Pentious arrives to Heaven in front of Sera and Emily, he is assigned a place to stay and allowed to roam free (under some degree of supervision for at least the first few weeks) but is advised not to reveal to the public that sinners can be redeemed as Sera feels the need to assess the situation first. For the same reason, he is not allowed to contact anyone in Hell to let them know redemption works until it is deemed safe to do so.

The "ex":

Back in Hell, Sir Pentious had a crush on Cherri Bomb, his archnemesis. They don’t end up together, but Sir Pentious does manage to confess his love and kiss her right before sacrificing himself.

While she does warm up to him by the end, in the Pennylou timeline (and true to Cherri’s character), she moves on rather quickly as they were never really together and she quite literally saw him die. Pentious, however, still misses her for quite some time. This gives Betty the wrongful impression that there was at least a bit more between them and she refers to Cherri as his “ex” rather than a crush.

What Pentious told Betty about after “Off my chest”:

The exterminations and how he died a second time

The hotel and redeeming sinners, as well as the friendships he’s made and how he misses Cherri and his Egg Boiz

He does not disclose much about his life before the hotel until much later if at all, as he doesn't feel particularly proud of his past.

[words-in-silk]

I feel connected to a lot of characters that have self esteem problems and are considered “ugly” and non fitting the beauty standards but I think my connection to betty is way stronger than I had with any other character that are women especially, all my life by biggest bullies were women “pretty”, white, skinny women. but the difference was I never had a quartel to back me up, I never had a Catalina Angél (literally angel spanish translation to english and portuguese) as a fairy godmother. I’m ugly and I’ll always be considered as such.

[polivias]

A few years ago (*cough* at least a decade ago at this point), I made a proper "tags" page for this blog so people could look for specific Peter x Olivia things to their heart's content. But that was back when people mainly used their computers to go on tumblr, so I'm aware no one has seen the actual look/structure of this blog in a long time. So I created this pinned post with the tags to help you navigate this page :)

Peter x Olivia Tags

Touch and Comfort

Hugs

Kisses

Hands

Looks

With Etta

♥ (love)

Pain (literally, only painful stuff in this tag)

Past P/O events organized by this page

25 days of P/O

One Year Anniversary - The Little Show That Could

Wish Me Luck - A Story About Love

Back to the Start

Tags for each episode under the read-more!

SEASON 1

1.01 - Pilot

1.02 - The Same Old Story

1.03 - The Ghost Network

1.04 - The Arrival

1.05 - Power Hungry

1.06 - The Cure

1.07 - In Which We Meet Mr. Jones

1.08 - The Equation

1.09 - The Dreamscape

1.10 - Safe

1.11 - Bound

1.12 - The No-Brainer

1.13 - The Transformation

1.14 - Ability

1.15 - Inner Child

1.16 - Unleashed

1.17 - Bad Dreams

1.18 - Midnight

1.19 - The Road Not Taken

1.20 - There’s More Than One of Everything

BONUS EPISODE - Unearthed

SEASON 2

2.01 - A New Day in the Old Town

2.02 - Night of Desirable Objects

2.03 - Fracture

2.04 - Momentum Deferred

2.05 - Dream Logic

2.06 - Earthling

2.07 - Of Human Action

2.08 - August

2.09 - Snakehead

2.10 - Grey Matters  

2.11 - Johari Window

2.12 - What Lies Below

2.13 - The Bishop Revival

2.14 - Jacksonville

2.15 - Peter

2.16 - Olivia. In the Lab. With the Revolver

2.17 - White Tulip

2.18 - The Man from the Other Side

2.19 - Brown Betty

2.20 - Northwest Passage

2.21 - Over There (Part 1)

2.22 - Over There (Part 2)

SEASON 3

3.01 - Olivia

3.02 - The Box

3.03 - The Plateau

3.04 - Do Shapeshifters Dream of Electric Sheep?

3.05 - Amber 31422

3.06 - 6955 kHz

3.07 - The Abducted

3.08 - Entrada

3.09 - Marionette

3.10 - The Firefly

3.11 - Reciprocity 

3.12 - Concentrate and Ask Again

3.13 - Immortality

3.14 - 6B

3.15 - Subject 13

3.16 - Os

3.17 - Stowaway

3.18 - Bloodline

3.19 - Lysergic Acid Diethylamide

3.20 - 6:02 AM EST

3.21 - The Last Sam Weiss

3.22 - The Day We Died

SEASON 4

4.01 - Neither Here Nor There

4.02 - One Night in October

4.03 - Alone in the World

4.04 - Subject 9

4.05 - Novation

4.06 - And Those We’ve Left Behind

4.07 - Wallflower

4.08 - Back to Where You’ve Never Been

4.09 - Enemy of My Enemy

4.10 - Forced Perspective

4.11 - Making Angels

4.12 - Welcome to Westfield

4.13 - A Better Human Being

4.14 - The End of All Things

4.15 - A Short Story About Love

4.16 - Nothing As It Seems

4.17 - Everything in It’s Right Place

4.18 - The Consultant

4.19 - Letters of Transit

4.20 - Worlds Apart

4.21 - Brave New World (Part 1)

4.22 - Brave New World (Part 2)

SEASON 5

5.01 - Transilience Thought Unifier Model-11

5.02 - In Absentia

5.03 - The Recordist

5.04 - The Bullet That Saved The World

5.05 - An Origin Story

5.06 - Through the Looking Glass and What Walter Found There

5.07 - Five-Twenty-Ten

5.08 - The Human Kind

5.09 - Black Blotter

5.10 - Anomaly XB-6783746

5.11 - The Boy Must Live

5.12 - Liberty

5.13 - An Enemy of Fate

[powderblueblood]

✰ NINE PEOPLE I WANT TO GET TO KNOW BETTER

last song: trouble in mind by nina simone (it's a nina simone kind of evening baby!!!)

favorite color: redddd but also purple

currently watching: started rewatching glow! i forgot how grating i find alison brie's character in it until she literally makes me cry. also betty gilpin my living queen and MARC MARON PATHETIC DDDDDADDYYYYYYYYY

last movie: saw catching fire, the anita pallenberg documentary with my friend last night. fun if you're into that kind of thing which i am

currently reading: devil house by john darnielle

sweet/spicy/savory: savoury forever, i had some delicious gyoza for dinner

relationship: terminally single and honestly growing more and more fine with it every day. i share my life with myself and those close to me

current obsession: coconut milk in my coffee, mesh socks with my loafers, attempting to love band t-shirts again, my typewriter <3, the extant lore of lacy doevski

last thing i googled: music magazine job lot

currently working on: writing - hellfire & ice chapter 12, this al munson one shot for the HAI universe, some eddie oneshots people have sent me prompts for. otherwise - always zines, which is why i am looking for old magazines, working on my own damn self! ha ha!

tagged by: @procrastinationprincesses thank you angel this was nice

tagging (no pressure): @howdidyouallgetinmyroom @cherrychilli @ga6aghoul @su8arandspite @rosewaterandivy @aphrogeneias @potatobeans99 and whoever else wants to get in on this gig

[a-world-with0ut-dr34ms]

CONTROL Masterlist

Graves x Reader x Ghost x Soap

You’ve been with Shadow Company long enough to know working alongside 141 on their search for the stolen American missiles wouldn’t be an ordinary assignment. And most importantly, you knew Graves. Shadow Company keeps its allies close, and its enemies closer. When you’re given a job, it gets done without conflict. Without loose ends.

Your true mission is clear to you -- keep an eye on 141 and keep them comfortable. Anything it takes to alleviate suspicion with Shadow Company’s involvement with the missing missiles. This wasn’t about saving lives, this was a deadly game of control, and you intend to do so flawlessly.

Slow Burn, Love Triangle, Angst, Romance, Drama

CHAPTER INDEX & PLAYLIST BELOW

Ignore this please! Sorry this is extra as hell, I just wanted to organize my chapters and I figured "hey, why not be a little silly and make it look all fancy and whatever".

This is literally just a self-indulgent table of contents. I've never made a masterlist before so... hope it looks right?

I just like to play around and make random covers and whatever. Thank you for attending my TED Talk. Enjoy. (•‿•)

Full Story in progress on AO3...

CHAPTER INDEX

1 One ~ Cellophane Graves x Reader

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2 Two ~ These Walls Graves x Reader

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3 Three ~ Mood into Object Personified Graves x Reader x Ghost, hints of Reader x Soap

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4 Four ~ La Moldau Ghost x Reader x Soap, hints of Graves x Reader

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5 Five ~ Well I Wonder Ghost x Reader x Graves

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6 Six ~ Thinking Like That Graves x Reader

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7 Seven ~ I Can Treat You Better Ghost x Reader

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8 Eight ~ Bottled Angel Graves x Reader x Ghost

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9 Nine ~ God Turn Me Into a Flower Graves x Reader x Ghost

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10 Ten ~ Come Down In Time Ghost x Reader

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11 Eleven ~ Neu Roses Graves x Reader

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12 Twelve ~ Viventes Enim Graves x Reader

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13 Thirteen ~ Obedear Graves x Reader

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14 Fourteen ~ Hey, Who Really Cares Ghost x Reader x Soap | slight Ghost x Soap

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15 Fifteen ~ High and Dry Soap x Reader x Ghost

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16 Sixteen ~ Betty et Zorg Soap x Reader x Ghost

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17 Seventeen ~ You Kill Me Graves x Reader

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18 Eighteen ~ Spoiled Love Graves x Reader

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19 Nineteen ~ Your Telepathic Hold On Me Ghost x Reader x Soap

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20 Twenty ~ Cold, cold the Night Has Grown Soap x Reader (slight Ghost x Reader)

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21 Twenty-One ~ Burn the Witch Soap x Reader x Ghost | Slight Graves x Reader

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22 Twenty-Two ~ Decode Ghost x Reader x Soap

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23 Twenty-Three ~ (Coming Soon)

Below are the songs I loosely based the chapters off of (or rather just listened to while I typed (' ._.)>

End of this extra as hell post （。ˇ ⊖ˇ）♡

[strideofpride]

I miss Tabitha. I miss her and Betty becoming friends over how much of a pathetic loser Jughead is. I miss her and Archie bonding over the power of unionization. I miss that time she almost beat Jughead to death with a hammer for being annoying. I miss her angel powers and her weird sexual tension with Raphael. I miss when she was the only one who cared that Jughead was killed in the firstborn’s plague. I miss when she was too chicken to ask Veronica to be her date to Toni & Fang’s wedding like she clearly wanted to. I miss when her and Betty did mushrooms together and I miss when they did Coyote Ugly together and I miss when they pretended to be sex workers to catch a serial killer together. I hate that they literally put her on a bus, bring her back!

[amethystfairy1]

Hello!

I've been reading your work for quite awhile now and was wondering, where do you get your titles from? Especially the ones where its a quote?

Hello hello!

The titles for TTSBC are all made up by me, and the theme is 'terms of endearment' for the whole series, as much as possible. There are a few outliers such as Cub's fic 'All Ears' but as best I can I'm trying to stick to that idea. Under-City Angel, Sky-Blue Darling, Bleeding Sweetheart, Pretty Boy, and such, and I try to incorporate that term of endearment in the fic somewhere, most of the time the characters use it to refer to each other, or it's symbolic in some way if I can manage that. Jimmy looks like an angel to Scott, but he's trapped in a state where he can't fly, Doc is Etho's sweetheart, and Etho calls him that frequently, but in that fic Doc ends up hurt multiple times. He's literally the bleeding sweetheart. Stuff like that!

The quote titles are all song lyrics! For Traveling Thieves a lot of them come from the Whumptober prompt list which used song lyrics as day titles, and to be honest I don't know what songs most of them are from. As for my more recent ones that I've chosen myself, "I was walking home on broken cobblestones" is from Betty by Taylor Swift, and "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be" is from I Found by Amber Run.

I'll try to remember to include the song the title is from in my notes from now on, I completely blanked on doing that! Thanks for the reminder! 😆

[doctorcurdlejr]

go on your ten most recently listened to songs that have lyrics, then assign portions of their lyrics to different riverdale characters.

Well okay this is mostly Charli XCX with a few riot grrrl songs thrown in yay okay let's go

I never thought for a second / my voice was in your head / "Girl, you walk like a bitch" / when I was ten, someone said that - Charli XCX, The girl, so confusing version with lorde

Veronica Lodge!!! This entire song speaks really well to her dynamic with Betty

It's okay to just admit that you're jealous of me / yeah, I heard you talk about me, that's the word on the street - Charli XCX, Von Dutch

Cheryl Blossom, veritable queen bee and well known for showing up places unprompted with Hello street urchin I've heard tale that my gorgeous moniker has taken to falling off your ill-begotten lips as of late, understandable as that may be, I suggest you pick up a new vice before your little obsession stops being cute. Tick tock!

In Christian Dior, I'm a blessin' (it's lit) / too busy livin my life / I ain't even see your message (still) - Normani, Still

Hermione Lodge, specifically once she became a Real Housewife and Hiram would pathetically watch her on TV

Cute, sexy and my ride's sporty / those slugs know they can't catch me - Charli XCX, Vroom Vroom

Reggie managing the car dealership after his father sold him off to pay for gambling debts

Sending me flowers, I'm just tryna get lucky / yuck, lookin' at me all sucky / yuck, quit acting like a puppy - Charli XCX, Yuck

This is SO Betty turning down Archie's marriage proposal

I swear that I love nothing more than broke / I always let the good ones go - Charli XCX, Good Ones

Gay Kevin loves, I mean just ADORES, picking awful guys as a form of self destruction

Can I take you to the airport? Make out under the bathroom lights / Put your lips on my lips, I'll remember your kiss - Charli XCX, Beg for You ft. Rina Sawayama

Jughead Jones, well known for walking his lovers straight to the exit! There's the ever iconic running away with Archie, as well as his last kiss with Tabitha before she wipes his mind. He's constantly begging people not to leave him ❤️ yay

I don't mind sitting in the way, way back / I don't mind lying to my friends / one thing about Forsythia / she comes around and I get lost / against her yellow, I'm no longer me - Veruca Salt, Forsythia

Archie Andrews ☹️ his relationships with Grundy and Hiram especially, but he has a general propensity for losing himself in relationships

When that crown falls of your head / will you still feel better of dead? / I wanna see something else / why won't you show me something else? - Lunachicks, Less Teeth More Tits

Toni for sure. In general she's an activist, but I think this also applies to her relationship with Cheryl.

Way to go, way to flip off everyone / I steal your thunder then I try to bolt / but I could stand a little pity now and then - Veruca Salt, Volcano Girls

This is a very Veronica thing to me. She was constantly apologizing for her meaner impulses when it came to her conflicts with Betty

Making every motherfucker turn / fell from Heaven, no, it didn't hurt - Kesha, JOYRIDE

THIS IS LITERALLY TABITHA MY FAVORITE ANGEL TABITHA 🙀

[userwitchy]

tagged by @raisy and @james-beaufort (literally ages ago, so sorry 🥺)

rules: choose 4 of your favorite characters from 4 pieces of media as options and let your tumblr pals decide which one most suits your vibe

tagging: @userlaylivia @laylakeating @gretaonieogou @paceyjoeys @deweyduck (sorry if u already did this, i'm so behind)

[jupitermelichios]

Things that canonically exist in Riverdale:

street drug called jingle-jangle

parallel universes

a dog with a superhero healing factor

the literal-actual devil

satanic nuns

a ttrpg which possesses the minds of those who play it

the holy grail and the spear of longinus

100% provable evidence that unions are considered a tool of divine grace and unionising will help you get into heaven

heaven

an FBI unit specialising in pyrokinesis

an FBI unit which exclusively exists to break up illegal absinthe bootlegging opperations

19th century witch burnings

hellmouths

the corpse of what is claimed to be alien preserved in a barrel of maple syrup

an online auction site that exclusively sells serial killer momentos called E-Slay

a hotel chain called the five seasons (i need to know what the fifth season is called so bad)

vhs cassette rental stores specialising in snuff films

the real housewives tv franchise (not that weird, but it is weird that veronica's mom is canonically one of the housewives)

an illegal casino run and staffed entirely by highschoolers

twin children named juniper and dagwood (sometimes)

the ability for some humans to actually be angels without knowing it

American Psycho the Musical (this one exists in our world as well, but it shouldn't)

the body of a dead fbi agent mummified under the floor of betty's family's dining room

a porcelain doll possessed by the spirit of a 200 year old immortal lesbian witch

the greek god Charon

Asgard

a published tell-all interview with satan himself

a version of jughead who is trapped in an alan wake parody and is therefor sealed in a bunker underneath the town, using cosmic powers to write the lives of the friends he can never see again on his typewriter because if he stops then the world will end

and the epic highs and lows of highschool football

and traditionally this would be the point where i go 'psych, i actually made some of these up', but no, all of these are real, I could never come up with something this batshit