#listerine

[babygirlwesterberg]

bruce sprinsteen, late 70s

[destielembarker]

❄️MINTY FRESH❄️

Sebastian Stan x f!reader

Description: Sebby uses his minty mouth spray before preforming oral on reader. ❄️

Tags: oral, f!receiving, m!giving, use of pet names, reader has afab parts, cuddling, kisses, bucky barnes/winter solider reference, not beta read bc i have homework. 18+.

Note: hi, don’t try this at home. If you manage to get seb in your home lmk. DONT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. As someone with anxiety his reasonings made so much sense to me, but as someone with an ovulation cycle… well. Here u go. PLEASE COMMENT!

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“Sebby.” You moan in between kisses as he pushes you down on the bed.

“Lay back doll, I wanna try something.” He says breaking the kiss. He kneels on the floor beside the bed in front of your spread legs. He looks up at you with his beautiful blue eyes as his hands travel to the waist of your jeans.

“Can I?” He says thumbing at the button.

“Please.” You whisper sitting yourself up on your elbows to watch him.

He fumbles with the buttons and slowly unzips your jeans and gently pulls them off your hips and throws them behind him.

“So beautiful…” he mumbles to himself rubbing his hands across your black lace panties. His middle finger traces down the center of your core where a wet spot has formed. You moan and throw your head back indicating to him to continue.

He leans in and kisses all over your hips making you giggle and pay attention to him.

“Off?” He says playing with the waistband of your panties.

“Off.” You nod.

He pulls down your panties and discards them along with your pants.

He let out a whimpered sigh as he pulls your legs apart to see your aching core.

“Goddamn baby girl. You’re soaking.” He said immediately playing with your clit with his fingers. You moan at the contact. His hands were so much bigger and rougher than yours.

“Please?” You say again. Motioning him for more.

He chuckles giving into your pleads by inserting his finger inside of you. You throw your head back and moan losing sight of him. He slowly moves one finger in and out of you, teasing your clit with his thumb.

“That’s a girl, get all nice and wet for me.”

Your legs begin to shake as he adds a second finger, teasing you slowly as he pushes deeper inside your cunt. Your head was thrown back and eyes screwed shut, trying not to release too quickly.

He pulls his fingers out abruptly and your eyes shoot open to stare back at him.

“Noooo…” you whimper as you watch him lick his fingers clean.

“Hey. I wanna try something new. You gonna let me do that?” He says rubbing circles on the inside of your thighs.

“Anything, please just make me feel good.” You say pushing your hips to the edge of the bed.

“Needy little thing, huh?” He says reaching into his pants pocket and pulls out his mouth spray.

You cocked your head and gave him a confused look as you watch him spray it three times into his mouth and throw it down on the floor beside him.

He grips either side of your hips and pulls you closer to his mouth.

“Let me know if it hurts.” He says as he dives directly into your pussy. Stabbing his tongue into your wet hole. You moan at the contact. His breath was so warm against your clit but,

Oh

There it is. The tingling cooling sensation. His tongue was covered in the minty fluids from the spray.

You moan and throw your head back. The sensation of both warm and cool was enveloping your core making you shiver.

“Holy shii- so good..” you moan tangling your fingers into his hair.

“God you taste so good..” he says inbetween fat licks across your pussy. His tongue danced all over you until he started sucking on your clit. His lips were so cold from the mentol. Your pussy had never felt so much sensation.

“C-cold…” you moan.

He pulls back for a moment after licking fat stripes up your clit, “yeah? Watch this.”

He leans back a little and blows a gentle stream of air onto your clit, making your back lurch forward. His hands on either side of your hips keeping you in place. The sensation was similar to the lotion you rub on his back for muscle aches.

“AH!” You say pushing yourself back on your elbows to look up at him. His beard was soaked and his blue eyes were blown as he smirked up at you.

“Too much?” He laughs.

“No! Felt weird. Good weird. Keep going.” Your head was dizzy with so many sensations.

He nods and dives deep into your cunt. His tongue expertly speared into your core, slurping up all the juices you had for him.

“So wet..”

You moan and buck your hips at the cool air hitting your clit with each syllable he spoke.

“Sebs! I’m close. F-Fuck I’m close!!”

“Cum for me baby.” He says adding emphasis to each word.

He thumbs over your clit as he sticks his tongue deep inside you. You clench down around him and let the tight band around your core snap. You jerk your hips as he leans back and watches your hole clench around nothing.

After a few moments you come back to reality while he gets up off the floor and crawls between your spread legs on the bed to your neck and kisses softly all over.

“Hey baby.” He says softly as you open your eyes. “How was that?”

“Cold.” You laugh.

He reaches in his pocket and pulls out the spray and another 3 pumps down his throat and kisses you roughly, tasting the minty saliva on his tongue.

“Ahh!” You say pulling back from the kiss. “Too much!” You laugh pushing him off you into the bed beside you.

He chuckles softly, pulling you into a spooning position as you both drift off to sleep.

After a few silent moments you jump up sitting straight up to face him.

“Does this mean that I am the winter soldier now?”

He lets out a lengthy laugh and says “Shut up!” Pulling you down next to him for another kiss.

[thepopculturearchivist]

LIFE, July 14, 1927

[atari-phantom]

I'm shopping and I found transgender listerine

LISTERINE IS OFFICIALLY TRANS

[misforgotten2]

Now he has a legitimate excuse to tell his wife and his boss why he always smells of alcohol.

Parents Magazine September 1944

[thisisrealy2kok]

Listerine Pocket Packs Commercial (2001/2)

[lisamarie-vee]

[konstantya]

My guy, how bad are you at shaving that you practically end up in traction???

[viejospellejos]

Ha hackeado el sistema

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1954 Listerine Ad

[dandyads]

Listerine, 1936

[blingblingisdino90]

Remember when...

. MEMORY #1

.

Remember Jonghyun's interaction with Listerine?

"K-pop idol group SHINee’s Jonghyun gave a publicity boost to antiseptic mouthwash brand Listerine.

The star posted a photo of himself dressed head to toe in neon blue on Jan. 18, commenting that he considers the look pretty, regardless of the fact that it makes him resemble the signature blue bottle of Listerine’s mouthwash.

He didn’t stop at the blue, but delved into the many uncanny look-alikes between him and the brand’s products, pairing photos of himself in eye-catching purple, orange and pink suits, with each of Listerine’s colored mouthwash bottles."

-KpopHerald.com

"And about a month after he posted the photos, Listerine sent the 24-year-old star boxfuls of their products, along with an elaborate three-tiered cake decorated with neon blue bows and a sugar doll of Jonghyun in a blue suit. The cake had a congratulatory note for the singer’s coming in first place on major music charts with his new soloist release, “Deja-Boo.”

-KpopHerald.com

Even mouthwash brands love him! >

[goshyesvintageads]

F. W. Woolworth Co, 1953

[thepopculturearchivist]

LIFE, October 7, 1926

[bnuuywhosayswoo]

ive never played mouthwashing, is it about a mummy suffering from halitosis?

does he need some listerine?

give my boy his mouthwash

[misforgotten2]

Worst pick-up line ever.

Parents Magazine - June 1944