#listen them chickens are different breeds lol

[vikingnerd793]

Listen. The fact they stopped seasonal events is a friggin crime. This remains hilarious to this day

The May Queen | ASSASSIN’S CREED VALHALLA

[darqx]

Some MORE BP/HH asks

Yes there are! The Battle Monks deal with those ones.

Yes it is! Or at least will be ╭( ･ㅂ･)و ̑̑ I've been doing a lot of thumbnailing and once i finish this chapter i can possibly start actually making some pages lol.

His name is Zeke and he's a big (~6'8") demon softy who likes cooking :D And bacon 🥓

Is this chicken predominately supposed to be a pet or not cos BP!Zeke could very well just cook it.

Of course you can (please give credit for BP and say its an OC tho)! I'm honored that you want to :D However until i get BP out and about i probably can't interact with any art/info of BP OCs because this could be a problem if they turn out to be similar to any of my planned events/characters.

I kinda had no ideas for a doodle (sacrilege i know lol) but then remembered i had one doodle that I'm p sure never got put here.

I used this pic to reply to a friend once and it became one of our chat emotes lol.

He has a like...chateau/manor/whatever in the region that he rules over -nods- He doesn't live on Earth he just visits.

Yes

If i were to put it succinctly lol:

The main gang are/become friends, Caleb p much dislikes/is indifferent to everyone but particularly hates Izm and vice versa, the demons generally try to avoid Rire if they realise who he is, and Rire finds at least two people rather interesting.

Anon I'm also very confused about why you think bots(??) are a credible source of information |D; But to answer your question no he's not a demon.

I hate to say this but the demons already have marks indicative of themselves so, those for them XD

.D would maybe have something like the BP logo, Wei Ren a book, and Marcus could have a heart of embers or something 🤔

The demons I decided could hybridize with humans is actually somewhat random and based entirely on gut feeling lol. Half-breeds take more after the demon parent (as the genetics is stronger) but would have a lot less power than a full-fledged demon (and might be infertile, I haven't really thought about that aspect yet). Yes an abortion is possible.

All of my demon species have specific phenotypes. Eg Caleb's species has several different eye colours they can have, Caleb's happens to be green. If/when I make enough demon species I did have a tentative plan to make a field guide about them \o/

HH only ever existed as random one shots and stuff on my DA so if you were looking for like a webcomic you would be sorely disappointed lol.

To be fair to myself it DID actually have somewhat of a storyline but i never actually got around to it |D

LMAO XDD Ok, ok but listen if this happened it would only ever happen ONCE because omg have you ever had hair caught in your mouth? It is, the worst XD

Nope it is an all boys boarding school

It is a generally normal high school so normal high school subjects would apply haha, you know, things like English, Science, Maths, Art, Sport, Languages and various sub catergories etc.

[mommyghostface28]

hello mommy!

do you have any advice on how to bring up new kinks with partners?

i’ve been wanting to bring up my breeding kink with my dommes for a while now, but i’m worried about how they’ll react. ive tried to bring it up in conversation in the past, but i always end up chickening out and changing the subject 😭 it’s totally fine if they’re not into it, ofc. ig i’m just scared of them thinking i’m weird since it’s one that i really like but it’s so different from the stuff we normally do lol

hi lovely! Ultimately you should feel comfortable discussing new kinks with your Domme, especially because there’s always room for new discoveries and that’s perfectly okay! Why are you worried on how they’ll react? I think we as Dommes should be willing to keep an open mind and listen to our subs when they bring something to our attention, new kinks included. Breeding kinks are hardly weird love, it’s incredibly common. Let your Domme know you discovered a new kink you like, see how receptive they are and then let them know you found out you might possibly have/enjoy, a breeding kink. I doubt they’ll react how you’re worried they will, let me know how it goes ☺️

[megan-loves-surveys]

I have no idea what number we are up to, so just say this is entry 15 lol.

What was the last bad thing that happened to your phone? My phone is in great condition, not even a crack or a scratch on it.

Have you ever been with someone while they were throwing up? Yes, but I hated every second of it.

Who was the last person you talked to on instant messenger? My boyfriend.

Would you rather get pregnant at too young an age or never be able to reproduce? Never be able to, cos I don't want kids.

Have you ever gotten alcohol poisoning? No.

Do you do your own laundry? I don't, cos my Mum insists on doing it.

Do you currently have a hickey? No.

Ever had a near death experience? I've been hit by a car and almost died, if I'd been 1cm in a different direction I'd have died on impact.

Have you ever kissed in the rain? Yes.

What are you excited for? In the next week or so, not much. But there's some fun stuff coming up.

Have you been to the beach this year? No.

Would you put your life on the line for anyone? Hmm.

Are there any bruises/cuts on your body? Not at the moment.

What was the last app you downloaded on your phone? I think it was the new Ticketmaster app.

Have you ever been to any supposed haunted locations? Did you experience anything weird? No, but I so want to.

What breed was the last dog you saw? Not sure, but it was really small and really cute.

Who was the last person to sleep in your bed? Apart from me, my boyfriend.

What’s something you’re obsessed about right now? The new songs on the 20th anniversary edition of Girls Aloud's WWTNS album. There's 3 songs they never used, and they're all AMAZING. I can't stop listening to them!

Do you date outside your own race? Oh yeah, sure.

What are some of your turn-offs? Heavily into religion (if you're religious but don't mention it constantly, that's cool), doesn't want to go out and do stuff, super hairy (some hair on their chest and that is hot but please don't look like a sasquatch xD) etc.

Were you present at any major historical events (e.g. 9/11)? No.

How many chairs are in the room you’re currently in? Two - my computer chair and a Wrestlemania chair from Mania 35, that I use to put clothes on lol.

Have you been craving any particular snack lately? Which? Always chips.

Can you recall the first film you ever saw at a cinema? No clue.

Who was the last person you had a good giggle with? My Mum.

Have you had any news of any kind lately? Not really.

How many times in your life would you say you’ve been in love? Once, currently <3

Do people hang up flyers around your neighborhood? No.

Are you an aunt/uncle? Would you like to be? I'm an only child, so I can't ever be lol.

Do you have raccoons where you live? No.

Do you ever keep fresh flowers in the house? No.

Have you ever made graffiti? Kinda - I used to skip maths classes at primary school to sit in the toilets, and I ended up graffitiing them lol. They called a school assembly to talk about it and everything xD They never found it was me, so I'm sorry to my school!

Do you know anyone who has a hearing deficit? Yes.

What makes a person physically beautiful to you? It's hard to pinpoint cos the guys I like all look COMPLETELY different to each other. Like my boyfriend doesn't look anything like the wrestlers and singers I think are hot lol.

Would you miss winter if it never came back? Why or why not? Hell no, I hate cold weather.

Does bad weather ruin your day? Why or why not? It depends what I'm doing - if I have to be outside a lot, then it would ruin it.

How long has it been since you moved out of the house you grew up in? I moved out of there in 2004, so 20 years this year!

What color shirt are you wearing? No shirt, I'm wearing a purple playsuit.

What was the last flavor of ice cream you ate? Chocolate.

What is your favorite type of soup? Chicken noodle.

What is your favorite board that you’ve made on Pinterest? -

What was the last thing you ate or drank that was blue raspberry-flavored? A candy/lolly of some sort probably.

What was the last flavor of tea you drank? I don't like tea.

What type of fruit do you eat the most? Kiwifruit.

Do you enjoy going to your local county fair? -

What was the last video game that you beat? I'm notorious for never finishing games lol. But I finished the first game of the Phoenix Wright trilogy the other day - I've played it numerous times before, but it was the first time I'd finished the one on the Steam version.

Do you like peaches? Yes! Yummy.

Have you ever had lice? No.

Do you believe in astrology? Not really, but it's fun to read about.

Do you like Lady Gaga or does she try too hard? I like her a lot, she's extremely talented. Her albums are great and she's phenomenal live.

Where did you last wear a bathing suit? A pool most likely :P

Do you feel more comfortable with a male or female doctor/nurse? I don't care tbh. As long as they help me, I don't care about their gender.

When’s the next time you’ll be drinking? Not sure tbh.

Did you know you wanted to be in a relationship with the person you are now when you first met him/her? Yes.

What if you found out your partner had a previous sex change? Be very confused, cos there's no way to mistake his man bits for someone who used to be female, lol. But I know you mean would I care if they were trans - if they told me straight up when we first met, then I'd be cool with it.

Have you ever dated someone in the military? No.

Do you know how to make origami? No.

How would you like to be proposed to one day? I don't want that.

When was the last time you saw your brother? -

Do you like chocolate and mint together? I don't like mint.

Have you ever had chocolate-covered gummy bears? Yes.

Think back to your most important relationship, was it all your fault it’s over? I'm still in said relationship.

Do you remember the meanest thing the last person you kissed ever said to you? I can't think of anything truly mean my boyfriend has said to me. He's said things during sex, but they don't count xD

What’s your favorite Coke product? Coke Zero Sugar.

Which of the guys you’ve been interested in hurt you the most? Not sure.

Have you ever kissed someone who had a boyfriend/girlfriend? Probably, I'm sure I've kissed a few people who had partners but didn't tell me.

How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday? Enough, lol.

If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be? Flatter stomach.

If space were easier to travel, would you want to explore it? No.

Describe the best thing about being inside. You don't get wet when it rains xD

Describe the best thing about being outside. Sometimes fresh air helps me feel better when I feel a bit shit. Also there's a chance to see cats and dogs LOL.

Ever faked an orgasm? Probably.

Do you like the sound of birds chirping, or does it piss you off? Depends how the bird sounds, if it's super screechy then it needs to STFU hahaha.

Ever wanted to be a vet? No.

Ever had an infection of any kind? Oh yeah.

Have you ever held a starfish? No.

What’s your favorite thing from Olive Garden? We don't have that in my country.

Do you use an instant messenger? If so, what is it? FB Messenger and Discord.

Which of your exes is the best looking? Probably... Lee.

Where did your last ex ask you out? At a bar, lol.

Do you consider yourself a nature person?

Not really.

What kind of collection would you like to start?

I have enough collections that I waste money on already xD

What helps you take your mind off your problems?

Playing games or watching YouTube videos.

Who do you miss, if anyone?

A few people.

What do you miss, if anything?

When WWE used to come to NZ lol, they haven't been to my city since 2016 :(

Do you prefer to live alone or live in a family?

I've never lived alone so I can't say.

What states have you visited, that you remember?

Let's see... New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Florida, Virginia, Texas, Louisiana, Illinois, Arizona, Nevada, California and I've also been to Washington DC. I've flown through and went on a train through a few others like Washington, Rhode Island and Connecticut. Pretty good for a Kiwi I think lol.

What countries have you visited?

NZ, Australia, USA, UK and I've flown through a few others like Singapore.

What countries do you want to visit?

Japan, France, Italy, Finland, more USA, more UK.

What states would you most like to visit?

I'd go back to most of the ones I've already visited for followup visits to do stuff I missed, not sure about new ones. Maybe Pennsylvania and Georgia to visit Philly and Atlanta.

What are five careers you’ve considered?

Lawyer, librarian, secretary (which is my current job basically), flight attendant and teacher.

Do you use a sunlamp when it’s cloudy?

No.

What’s your latest discovery?

Hmm.

What do you wish your hair looked like?

I wish it was longer and a bit thicker.

Which family member has your exact smile?

Dunno.

Do you still feel anything for the first person you fell in love with?

Yes, we're still together and still in love haha.

What’s one thing you’re behind on?

Mox's indie matches, there's a few I need to catch up on and watch but I'm lazy haha.

Who was the last person you called?

My boyfriend.

Do you take pictures on your phone?

Thousands xD

How old were you the first time you loved school?

Dunno.

How old were you the first time you encountered God?

Never.

Have you ever hallucinated?

Probably.

Do you clean your place often?

Not often, but sometimes. It's not dirty, just messy.

Do you struggle to get by?

I do alright.

What color is your wristwatch?

I have a FitBit, it has a black strap.

If you had a girl and a boy, what would you name them?

I don't want kids, but I'd go with May and Nathaniel.

Who is the best looking male celebrity, in your opinion?

Jon Moxley. He counts, STFU lol.

Do you still miss a friend who betrayed you?

No.

How many subscribers do you have on YouTube?

I rarely upload, I only have a few videos on it from concerts I've been to, but somehow I have 168 subs?

If you’d like to share, what is your screenname on Instagram?

I don't use it.

Do you use Snapchat?

See above.

Do you enjoy typing?

Yes, it's basically my thing lol. I do a lot of it for my job.

Are you a fast texter?

Yes.

Would you rather text or call?

Text.

Do you know anyone who has everything handed to them?

Yes.

Would you ever want to be a famous youtuber?

Maybe, but also probably not.

Do you know anyone who’s colorblind?

No.

[dimorphodon-x]

Hello! I wanted to tell you that you draw really well regarding the birdformers AU. Humans anatomy is hard, bird anatomy is hard, and you seamelessly merge them together in so many different forms and species! While also mantaining a high level of expressionism! Plus with little (i assume) reference material since most of your drawings are ocs (in the sense that confronted with a canon character you have way less material to work with)

My lifelong love for dinosaurs developed my love for birds and bird-shaped things (like pterosaurs, who weren’t dinosaurs or birds but had some of those features I love). I always found them to be such fascinating and stunning animals, (the talons on most birds are much more impressive to me than the claws in mammals, and their feathers can look soft, prickly, beautiful and terrifying) and if I remember right, birds are also some of the most varied and colorful vertebrates on earth, only beaten by the variations and number in invertebrates like insects! Dinosaurs never truly went extinct. Avian theropods are still at the top of their game and found on just about every corner of the planet, and kid me loved that :>

I love watching them walk, stretch/flap their wings, grab things with their talons, listening to their vocalizations, observe their many courting displays, and staring at the shape and colors of their eyes. Even in the most ‘unimpressive’ birds, like domesticated chickens. They are surprisingly dinosaurian lol (my dad thinks chickens are more dinosaur-like than any other bird and yeah I can see it XD especially since there’s apparently a breed that look like mini oviraptors!)

Bird tangent aside, yes! A lot of my drawings are oc related, which does mean all (few) references are my own stuff ;v; which actually can make things more difficult since currently Starhawk is the only oc with a ref sheet, and not a very detailed one (one day I will have to remake it with a back view lmao).

But fun part about the birdformers au is that the only references I really need to look at are pictures of birds lol XD I love drawing transformers but sometimes I need a break from the mechanical design.

Also wings and talons are just so much fun to draw lmao💕

[kyutown]

hi there!! may i kindly ask for a ship w enha/nct/svt? i’m 19 years old (‘02). i’m a pretty chaotic person when i’m with my friends, and i’m the mom friend... like i legit bake stuff regularly to just feed my friends... i’m also really physically affectionate with them (i love hugs), and i try to support them through words.

however, with other people, i can be really quiet, as i’m picky with who i want to invest my energy in. my hobbies include cooking, baking (my love language — if i bake for you, i love you!), learning languages (i speak filipino, english, chinese, korean, french), listening to music, playing the ukulele, makeup, eating, fashion, shopping, watching videos and movies. when i go out, i usually dress really extra or really meh, depending on my mood. i’m scared of fish (like REALLY scared), so i’m not really into swimming, especially in the sea. i guess i prefer indoor activities, but i guess i would like outdoor activities relating to earth elements (forests, mountains). i also love cherry blossoms because they symbolize rebirth and tell you that you can always start again. I LOVE DOGS TOO!!! my favorite breeds are Shiba Inu and Golden Retriever. my favorite food are chicken wings and SUSHI. 😭😭😭

oh yeah, i’m quite a nerd too. i study really hard and care a lot about my grades. i’m actually the type of person who works hard in tasks i really care for but gives the bare minimum to tasks that don’t have an impact on me (that’s a better way of saying i’m lazy).

i’m a very emotional and sympathetic person also, with that comes with me being a crybaby. i easily absorb others’ energy and feel for them too.

as for my type,, uhhh i don’t really have a specific one since i’m on different spectrums all the time, but i would appreciate someone who is really caring or someone who i could really care for. someone who’s also in tune with their emotions. someone who’d understand that i’m silent and unable to interact when i’m drained. someone who’d understand my weirdness and play along with me (e.g when i randomly have spurs of dancing sessions when i’m happy, when i bark to try and communicate w my dogs lol).

thank you so much in advance, and i hope you have a nice day!!!

hi! thank you for responding!

for enhypen, i think sunoo would be a good fit! sunoo would be the type of person who would know that if you bake him something that means you love him! i feel like he wouldn't need you to say i love you (but if you do, he would still love that as well) because your baking and actions are enough to show your love. he would appreciate everything you do and he would always remember the time where you bake for him him for the first time!

for nct, i think shotaro would match you well! shotaro likes sushi and sweet food. so i think he would love your baking and would enjoy going out with you to eat sushi with you! he would also be the type who wouldn't mind you being quiet as he is not judgemental. he, himself is more of the quiet type so i think he would understand you. he would take good care of you and would love to spend time with you!

for seventeen, i think jun would be a nice pair for you! jun is the type who likes to spend time indoors more than going out. he enjoys reading and watching movies so he wouldn't mind not going out. he would never tease you about your fear of fish and would just want you to be happy! he would stay indoors, playing with dogs or learning languages with you!

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #380

“so tear me open, but beware: there’s things inside without a care”

What do you want more than anything else? Good health, on both fronts. Have you ever tried coconut water? No, but I've heard it's gross. Who was your first love? My first "real" boyfriend, Jason. Have you ever been to a convention? (comic, YouTube, etc.) I've been to a reptile convention. Have you ever done a first aid course? No. What internet browser do you use? Well, I typically use Google Chrome, but because it hasn't been loading webpages for me, I've been using Microsoft Edge lately. Are you addicted to any energy drinks? No; I don't like energy drinks. How often do you see your mother? Every day, because I live with her. Do you like croutons in your salad? No. Are you the one who vacuums your house? Mom and I both do it. When was the last time your living room furniture was rearranged? It hasn't been rearranged in this house, but arranged when we moved in. What company do you get your internet through? Suddenlink. When you were little, did you like watching Cartoon Network, Disney, or Nickelodeon more? Disney tops 'em. I didn't watch very much Cartoon Network. If you have siblings, when was the last time you saw them? I see Nicole usually every Wednesday because she eats dinner with us. I haven't seen Ash in a little while. Misty and Katie both visited the house pretty recently, and I haven't seen Bobby for a few years. I really miss him and his son. How many cars does your household own? One. What’s your favourite meat? Chicken or pork. What’s the best amusement park you’ve ever visited? Disney World. How old were you when you got your first car? I've never had my own car. What colour is your shampoo? White. Are you listening to music right now? If so, what’s the theme of the lyrics? "Pet" by A Perfect Circle. Manipulation of a child would be my guess. What was the last thing you had to eat? I had cookies 'n cream yogurt. Are you picky about brand name for anything? Probably for some things, but nothing's coming to me right now. Do elevators freak you out? Yes. The idea of getting stuck freaks me out. Are you still in touch with your best friend from high school? No. Have you ever visited any celebrity gravesites? No. How do you feel about archaeology? I think it's very fascinating. How do you find new music to listen to when you want it? YouTube recommendations, usually. What is your favorite thing to do on The Sims? I only played the animals one, in which case I loved breeding them to see the babies, haha. Do you have any tattoos? Ye boiiiii If yes, is there any meaning behind them? All of them. If no, do you want any? What would you like? N/A Have you dyed your hair more than once (and different colors)? Oh yeah. Which hair color you’ve had has been your favorite? Red. Your favorite place to be aside from your home? Sara's house, haha. If you were stupid-rich, would you ever actually want a mansion? Nah, I don't need that much space. And I'm not really into hiring a maid or something to clean the place. Did you ever sit alone at lunch in school? Yes. I was usually too shy to "force" (as I saw it) my way into other's space, so I really only sat down with friends or acquaintances if I was asked. What is your least favorite beverage? Probably cranberry juice. Do you shave up past your knees (if you shave your legs)? If I shave, yes. Any old home remedies you use when you’re sick? Just sipping ginger ale. Do you like fruits or vegetables more? Fruit, definitely. Who was your last text message from? Sara. What was your first job? Sales associate at GameStop. Do you live near any volcanoes? Nope. Where does your best friend live? Illinois. How many people have you truly fallen IN love with? Two. Has anybody ever called you a tease? Yes, but only by my then-boyfriend, and he only meant it playfully. What about kinky? No. What’s your favorite bird? Probably barn owls. Have you ever been high? No. Who did you last confide in? My mom. How many keys are on your keychain? One. Where was your mom born? New York. Do you know how to tap dance? I took many years of clogging classes, which is very, very similar; the shoes are just a bit different to create a unique sound. Have you ever seen your siblings naked? My little sister and I used to bathe and take showers together as little kids, plus she is literally shameless and has walked into the living room looking for a towel after a shower on many occasions, haha. I actually don't think I've seen my older sister naked. When eating string cheese, do you dive right in or just peel it? I don't like string cheese. Do you have your own personal water jug? If so, where did you buy it? No. Well, Mom bought me one, but... we did NOT realize it was HUGE. We returned it, so now I don't have one. How do you get rid of your hiccups? Just wait it out and suffer. I've tried every trick in the book, and none work for me. Do you know how to take screen shots on your computer? Yes. When you sneeze, do you sneeze into your hand or the inside of your elbow? Into the crook of my elbow. What’s your ultimate favorite bagel? I really just enjoy a plain 'ole bagel with cream cheese. When you have chocolate, do you eat it room temperature? Or are you like me and stick the bar into the fridge first? I like it at room temperature. Are there any constellations you recognize just by looking at them? Well, I know either the Little or Big Dipper when I see 'em, but idk which is which. I just know one's upside-down. Which insect do you find the most beautiful? Butterflies. Moths can be gorgeous, too. What was the last thing you got very excited about? Someone is FINALLY adopting the dog this weekend. Mom and I have lost every ounce of patience with her. The family that wants her though came to visit, and they all adore her. Which Disney villain is your favorite? Probably Scar. I think he was pretty sly, plus he had a bangin' song, lol. Have you ever had a bedroom with a specific theme? Not really. Just filled with stuff I like. If you had to design a room with a theme, what theme would you choose? I would love to make a like, woodsy sort of room, if that makes any sense. Maybe like pine green walls with wooden accents and realistic decor. It'd be SUPER cool if I could build like one of those catwalk things along the walls that look like branches for my cat to maneuver along. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? No, I'm too distrustful. Have you ever designed your own Facebook timeline cover? Yeah. What is one site that closed down that you wish would come back? I used to really enjoy Dragons of Atlantis on Kabam! or whatever it was called. It transferred to a phone app that I have, but it's just not as fun. The dragons were super cool, and the artwork in general was just dope. If you have a partner, have you ever had to sleep in separate beds? If you don’t, how would you feel if a future partner wanted separate beds? I sometimes worry my future partner and I will have to have separate beds because of my nightmares/terrors that frequently cause me to lash out and basically attack the air. Sleeping separately would feel weird to me, but I'd far rather not hurt my partner. Hopefully, getting a CPAP mask really will help me. Though I don't imagine cuddling with one is comfortable. ;-; Or does having a partner even matter to you? I mean I want a partner someday, so I wouldn't say it "doesn't matter" to me, but it's not something I'm currently pitching a fit over not having one. How many languages can you count to a hundred in? Two. What is something you are skeptical about? The government lmao. What is something you find absolutely unethical? The meat industry, honestly. You look into it and it's just... disgusting, what they do to animals. I wish I could go without meat, I really do. What is something unethical you would not mind doing? Uhhhh? Is there a murder case you find absolutely fascinating? Okay so have you ever heard about or seen that video of a woman acting all strange inside an elevator at some hotel? Well, she disappeared after leaving that elevator, and some time later, residents complained about the water quality. They found her fucking body in one of the water tanks (I think that's what they're called?), and no one could explain how someone could have 1.) gotten up there and 2.) gotten the tank open to put her corpse inside. It's fuckin weird and creepy. What is an unusual item somebody you know owns? No idea. What’s the oldest TV-show you like? When was it made? Uhhh I don't know which is older, but I love I Love Lucy and The Munsters. Have you ever won a trophy for something? If so, what was it for? Yeah, sports and academic stuff. Have you ever been interviewed to a newspaper? If so, what was it about? No. Do you have a mug with your name/initials on it? No. Have you ever designed your own mug? No. Have you ever gone mud riding? No, that is not my definition of fun. I don't like being dirty. Have you met somebody that you want to spend the rest of your life with? Yes. Who was the last male you talked to? Does he have facial hair? My psychiatrist, and he does. Have you ever dressed up as a Disney character? Which one? Not to my recollection. Have you ever played chess? If so, are you good at it? No. If I wanted to buy you a chocolate bar, what kind should I NOT get? Don't get anything with coconut.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Where were you 3 hours ago? Right here in bed; sleeping.

Who are you in love with? No one.

Have you ever eaten a crayon? Nah, I wasn’t that kid.

Is there anything pink within feet of you? Yeah, a shirt.

When is the last time you went to the mall? A couple weeks ago.

Are you wearing socks right now? I’m always wearing socks.

Do you have a car worth over $2,000? I don’t have a car at all since I don’t drive.

When was the last time you drove out of town? I never have, personally, but the last time I went out of town was this past Wednesday.

Have you been to the movies in the last days? It was a couple weeks ago.

Are you hot? I’m not hot in terms of attractiveness nor am I currently hot temperature wise.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Water.

What are you wearing right now? Black pajama shorts with Baby Yoda print and a green t-shirt dress with a little Baby Yoda in the upper left corner and “The Mandalorian” written across the top on the back in all caps.

Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? --

Last food that you ate? Ramen and half a bologna sandwich.

Where were you last week at this time? Right here in bed.

Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Yes.

When is the last time you ran? Uhhhhh.

What's the last sporting event you watched? I catch tiny bits here and there of the olympics when my dad is watching it, but I really have no interest in it.

What is your favorite animal? Dogs and giraffes.

Your dream vacation? I want to travel and do different things.

Last person's house you were in? One of my aunt’s house.

Worst injury you've ever had? The one that made me a paraplegic. 

Have you been in love? Yes.

Do you miss anyone right now? Loved ones who have passed away. Last play you saw? The Phantom of the Opera a few years ago.

What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Haaa, there’s nothing alluring about me.

What are your plans for tonight? Nothing out of the ordinary.

Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? I have no idea, it’s been well over a decade since I’ve been on Myspace.  Next trip you are going to take? Hopefully, I’ll be going to the beach again sometime this upcoming week.

Ever go to camp? I’ve been to science camp and Girl Scout camp.

Were you an honor roll student in school? Yep, all throughout.

What do you want to know about the future? I don’t know to be honest because the future scares me.

Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Nope.

Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? I see doctors regularly.

Where is your best friend? She’s still asleep.

How is your best friend? Stressed about some things, but doing okay.

Do you have a tan? Ha, so when I went to the beach last week of all places just the tops of both my hands got sunburned, which then turned into a tan. That’s all I got lol. I was sitting in a tent for awhile and I was wearing a jacket because where we were was pretty cold near the water (I loved it, though), plus I was wearing leggings, so I was covered except for my hands and I guess with my positioning the sun hit right on top of ‘em just right.

What are you listening to right now? An ASMR video.

Do you collect anything? Giraffe stuffed animals and knickknacks, key chains, pins.

Who is the biggest gossiper you know? Hmm.

Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over. Why? I’ve never been pulled over by the cops before. <<<

Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? I drink all my drinks with a straw.

What does your last text message say? I don’t feel like checking.

Do you like hot sauce? I loved hot sauces, but I can’t eat spicy stuff anymore. :( I can only handle the really weak stuff, like the ones you get from fast food places that only have less than 2% of anything spicy. I’ll take what I can get, though.

Last time you took a shower? A couple days ago.

Do you need to do laundry? No.

Are you someone's best friend? No.

Are you rich? Nope. What were you doing at 12 AM last night? I think I was coloring.

If you were an ice cream flavor what would you be? *shrug*

What Starbucks drink would you be? I don’t know.

If you could go to any college which one would you go to? I went and graduated college already, I’m good.

What's your favorite tv show at the moment? I have several.

Do you wish you lived in a different state/ city? Yes.

would you rather have chocolate ice cream or vanilla? Vanilla, for sure.

What's you best feature? Nothing.

Are you smart? I feel I’m just very average.

Are you stupid? I feel I am in some ways. Like, some of the things I do or don’t do I’m like, ‘wtf is wrong with you dumbass??’

Are you getting tired? It’s just now 9:02AM and I’ve only been up for less than an hour so I’m still feeling sleepy.

What's your name? Stephanie.

Age? 32.

Do you prefer to date people who are younger or older? Older.

What's most attractive about another person? Depends on the particular individual person, I’d say. <<<

What's your favorite food? Ramen, garlic parm and lemon pepper boneless wings from Wingstop, chicken tenders, over-easy eggs, especially with country gravy, pizza, spaghetti and meatballs, pesto pasta, bologna and turkey sandwiches, chips and dip...

Would you rather go on a one on one date or a group date? Both, it just depends. 

What's your fav. drink? Coffee, Coke, Cherry Coke, Pepsi, Wild Cherry Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Starbucks Doubleshot energy drink, milkshakes, and Yoo-Hoo.

Can you dance? Nope.

What do you think of the word sex? Uhh.

are these questions random? Sure.

Do you own a pet? if so how many and what kind? Yep, I have a doggo. Oh, so here’s something interesting-- we always thought she was a German Shepherd and Lab mix, but according to this app my brother got that does a scan of a photo of your pet and then tells you their breed(s) she’s neither of those. It gave us 3 top breeds and I forget two of them, but one is Beagle. Another was Australian something or other, I’m not sure. Ugh, it’s going to bug me now, ha. But yeah, I was really surprised because we were so sure about her having German Shepherd and Lab in her.

Are you confident? I’m confident that I’m not.

Do you consider yourself attractive? Not even a little bit. 

Are you glad this is over? I wouldn’t say that. I felt like doing a survey and this one was fine.

[created by: delende]

[nostalgiaispeace]

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1. If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road, would you pick it up and keep it? i probably would not want to touch a turtle 2. Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? yeah 3. Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? yeah..he lives with me 4. Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? it’s barely started by it’s fine. 5. Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend? no 6. How about you, do you have a bf/gf? i have a husband 7. Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else? lol i married someone like that 8. So do you have a best friend? Yes. 9. What would you do if your best friend kissed the last person you kissed? i’d be very very upset 10. Do you dislike anyone? yeah. 11. Did you message your best friend today? yeah 12. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now? i better be 13. Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes? Always. 14. How do you feel about your hair right now? it’s gross 15. Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? nope 16. Who did you last see shirtless? my husband 17. How would you feel if you got the person you liked? i did 18. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? obviously 19. Do you like to make the first move? no lol 20. Do you think you will ever be married? ....obviously.... 21. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? often 22. Is it possible to be single and happy? well yeah 23. Was the first person you talked to today male or female? male 24. Do you remember who you liked on New Year’s? yeah 25. Are you a morning person or a night person? neither really 26. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? yeah 27. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? yeah 28. Is there anyone who likes you? yeah 29. If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad? um yeah 30. Do you understand football? not really 31. What’s the first thing you heard this morning? my cat meow probably 32. Who last called you beautiful? my husband 33. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? no 34. How many kids do you want when you get older? one 35. Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? nope 36. Ever been called a jerk/bitch? yeah 37. Do you have feelings for anyone? yessss 38. If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think? i’d be happy and scared 39. What’s your full name? Ashley 40. Are you young or old? old 41. What’s the gender? girl 42. How’s your heart been lately? i’ve always hated this question lol 43. Why aren’t you in bed? it’s 2pm 44. Did you do laundry today? i actually just started it lol 45. What kind of computer do you have? lenovo 46. Are there always other fish in the sea? i suppose 47. What can your tongue do? idk? normal tongue things? 48. What do you think your mum does when she goes out? idk...shops 49. Do chickens have feelings? i’m sure they do 50. Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made? i suppose 51. So how are you feeling today? scared 52. Where is your sister right now? at home i’d assume 53. Name five things you did today? peed, ate, watched harry potter, read my bible, drank mtn dew lol 54. What kind of phone do you have? iphone...8? i dunno lol 55. What are you listening to? i’m watching harry potter 56. What do you smell like? probably BO lol 57. What colour are your eyes? Brown. 58. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? i don’t believe so 59. Do you know someone named Betsy? No. 60. What colour is your mum’s hair? brown i think 61. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name? no 62. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? yeah 63. Are you married? yupppp 64. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? today 65. Do you play an instrument? no 66. Do you like fire? i love fire 67. Are you allergic to anything? so many things :( 68. Have you ever been to a spa? Nope. 69. Do you miss someone? yeah 70. Views on premarital sex? it’s not my business 71. What is a noise that you cannot stand? people brushing their teeth lol 72. Do you know how to do a cartwheel? yeah 73. What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses? i don’t wear them 74. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep? she used to 75. Do you shower naked? ....is there a different way to shower? 76. Does wearing glasses really make people look smart? i guess? 77. Are you ADD or ADHD? No. 78. Do your band-aids have cartoons on them? nope 79. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have? probably 80. In one word, how would you define yourself? boring 81. Tell me about a dream you had recently? they aren’t interesting lol 82. Who’s the funniest drunk person you know? i think drunk people are annoying 83. How did you feel when you woke up? tired 84. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? "ugh” 85. Name something great that happened on Friday? watched Harry Potter 86. When was the last time you saw your father? October

87. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? naw 88. Have you ever been kissed by a person whose name starts with J? Yes. 89. Do you crack your knuckles? Yeah. 90. What were you doing twenty minutes ago? watching Harry Potter 91. You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? always 92. Have you held hands with anyone in the past twenty-four hours? probably 93. What would you do if your partner still kept pictures of their ex? i’d be annoyed 94. What if your partner went through your cellphone? he’d probably laugh lol 95. What if your partner was flirting with another girl/boy? i’d be pissed 96. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? yeah 97. You want someone/something? yeah 98. Is there really a difference between Coke and Pepsi? um yes. very much so lol 99. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now? all of them 100. Are there any mistakes with your recent ex you wish you could have changed? - 101. Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up? yeah 102. Background on your computer? Lana and Marilyn 103. Have you cried recently? yeah 104. Who has hurt you the most? me 105. Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? yeah 106. What language do you want to learn? french 107. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response? i live like 16 hours away lol 108. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? no

[eldritchsurveys]

667.

1. If you found a baby turtle on the side of the road, would you pick it up and keep it? >> If I found a baby of any species on the side of the road, I’m not going to pick it up and keep it, I’m going to call the appropriate authorities and let them handle it. The fuck am I doing with a baby anything? 2. Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out? >> --- 3. Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house? >> --- 4. Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better? >> It was all right. At least the Sun was out a bit, and I managed to go out for once. Mostly I’m glad to be back in my bed now, lol. 5. Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend? >> No.

6. How about you, do you have a bf/gf? >> Hm. 7. Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else? >> I don’t date, period, but I also wouldn’t hang out with someone who had a superiority complex. 8. So do you have a best friend? >> No. 9. What would you do if your best friend kissed the last person you kissed? >> --- 10. Do you dislike anyone? >> Not really. There are people I don’t really want to be around, of course, but I can’t think of anyone specific that I’m like “fuck that guy in particular” about except for people that have unapologetically hurt me (in which case it’s less “I dislike you” and more “I don’t even want to acknowledge your existence”). 11. Did you message your best friend today? >> --- 12. Do you think you will be in a relationship two months from now? >> I don’t see why not. 13. Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes? >> Yeah, because I have Trauma Brain. But I also know that I don’t make any more mistakes than the average person and most of my mistakes are easily fixed. 14. How do you feel about your hair right now? >> I’m going to need to buzz it again soon. 15. Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it? >> Maybe someone has a tattoo of my name, because my name doesn’t just belong to me. But no one has a tattoo of my name that is actually about me. 16. Who did you last see shirtless? >> A couple of characters on Carnivale (before one of them got hanged with the word ��HARLOT” carved into her forehead, of course. this is Carnivale after all). 17. How would you feel if you got the person you liked? >> --- 18. Do you think you can last in a relationship for six months without cheating? >> *sigh* 19. Do you like to make the first move? >> The first move to what? 20. Do you think you will ever be married? >> I am married. 21. Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? >> Sure. 22. Is it possible to be single and happy? >> Duh? 23. Was the first person you talked to today male or female? >> The first person I spoke to was the bartender at Gardella’s, who is female. 24. Do you remember who you liked on New Year’s? >> --- 25. Are you a morning person or a night person? I’m barely a person. <-- mood 26. Could you go the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? >> Whether I “can” or not is irrelevant because I don’t fucking want to. 27. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? >> Sure. 28. Is there anyone who likes you? >> --- 29. If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad? >> --- 30. Do you understand football? >> I understand American football. I don’t know anything about soccer football except the obvious bits. 31. What’s the first thing you heard this morning? >> I don’t know. 32. Who last called you beautiful? >> I don’t know. 33. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? >> No. 34. How many kids do you want when you get older? >> --- 35. Are you the type of person who has a new boyfriend/girlfriend every week? >> Of course not. 36. Ever been called a jerk/bitch? >> Yep. 37. Do you have feelings for anyone? >> Bold of you to assume I have feelings-- 38. If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think? >> Falling while pregnant is dangerous, oof-- 39. What’s your full name? >> *eldritch screeching* 40. Are you young or old? >> Depends on your perspective -- to a child I’m old, to a middle-aged person I’m young, etc. 41. What’s the gender? >> Oh, the gender outside is frightful... 42. How’s your heart been lately? >> You know. Beating and such. 43. Why aren’t you in bed? >> I am, though. 44. Did you do laundry today? >> No. 45. What kind of computer do you have? >> I have an MSI Leopard Pro and a Lenovo Ideapad. 46. Are there always other fish in the sea? >> Not if you overfish. 47. What can your tongue do? >> You know. Lick stuff. Form phonemes. Get chemical burns when I eat too many sour candies in a row. 48. What do you think your mum does when she goes out? >> --- 49. Do chickens have feelings? >> I don’t know anything about chicken neurology/psychology. 50. Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made? >> No. 51. So how are you feeling today? >> Neutral. 52. Where is your sister right now? >> --- 53. Name five things you did today? >> Took a bus, drank at a bar, briefly logged into ESO, watched an episode of Carnivale, ate mac n’ cheese with bacon. 54. What kind of phone do you have? >> Moto g6. 55. What are you listening to? >> Nothing. 56. What do you smell like? >> A bit like my roll-on oil and a bit like my whipped shea butter. Mostly just like... clean skin or whatever. 57. What colour are your eyes? >> Dark brown. 58. Have you ever done a Chinese fire drill? >> No. 59. Do you know someone named Betsy? >> No. 60. What colour is your mum’s hair? >> --- 61. Do you have a dog? Breed? Name? >> No. 62. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? >> I mean, yeah? 63. Are you married? >> Yes. 64. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings? >> --- 65. Do you play an instrument? >> No. 66. Do you like fire? >> Sure, fire is nice. In moderation. 67. Are you allergic to anything? >> No. 68. Have you ever been to a spa? >> I’ve been to a nail spa because Sparrow works at one. I’ve also been to the Aveda spa that she did her training in years ago. 69. Do you miss someone? >> No. 70. Views on premarital sex? >> I have no views on it. I really can’t fathom having an opinion on whomst other people fuck and when. 71. What is a noise that you cannot stand? >> Face sounds. Any of them. Eating, breathing, sniffling, lip-licking, eugh. Stay away. (Sometimes I can hear myself blinking and I want to rip my eyelids off. It’s bad.) 72. Do you know how to do a cartwheel? >> Yeah. 73. What is the most you are willing to spend on a pair of sunglasses? >> Not much. 74. Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep? >> --- 75. Do you shower naked? >> Do I look like Tobias Funke to you? 76. Does wearing glasses really make people look smart? >> That’s not my interpretation. People with glasses just look like people with glasses. 77. Are you ADD or ADHD? >> No. 78. Do your band-aids have cartoons on them? >> I FUCKING WISH. I was so mad when I needed band-aids for my feet and none of the ones in the size I needed came in cartoon print. The only ones with fun designs were little baby band-aids. I think as an adult I should be able to buy whatever the fuck kind of band-aids I want, including ones with Stitch on them. Fuck you. 79. Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have? >> Probably. 80. In one word, how would you define yourself? >> I wouldn’t. 81. Tell me about a dream you had recently? >> I can’t, I can never remember them anymore. I get vague wispy impressions upon waking, and then even those disappear after a few minutes. I feel disconnected from dream!Mordred and I’m so curious at what it’s been up to. 82. Who’s the funniest drunk person you know? >> --- 83. How did you feel when you woke up? >> Fine, I guess. 84. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning? >> I don’t know, probably something related to Sparrow knocking around as she got ready for work, because that’s my first sensory memory upon awakening. 85. Name something great that happened on Friday? >> It’s Thursday, ask me on Saturday. 86. When was the last time you saw your father? >> --- 87. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? >> No. 88. Have you ever been kissed by a person whose name starts with J? >> Yeah. 89. Do you crack your knuckles? >> Yeah. 90. What were you doing twenty minutes ago? >> Probably still this survey, since it’s so long. 91. You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? >> No. 92. Have you held hands with anyone in the past twenty-four hours? >> No. 93. What would you do if your partner still kept pictures of their ex? >> Nothing? That doesn’t affect me. 94. What if your partner went through your cellphone? >> I wouldn’t be with someone that went through my belongings without my express permission. 95. What if your partner was flirting with another girl/boy? >> I’d be glad for her. I hope she gets whatever she’s looking for from that interaction. 96. Ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? >> --- 97. You want someone/something? >> Not really. 98. Is there really a difference between Coke and Pepsi? >> Yeah, which is why many people have a preference. 99. Is there any emotion you’re trying to avoid right now? >> No. 100. Are there any mistakes with your recent ex you wish you could have changed? >> I’m pretty sure the entire situation in itself was a mistake, and it was changed, by us ending up having no contact with each other. 101. Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up? >> I mean, sure. 102. Background on your computer? >> Right now it’s a wallpaper with a scene from the movie Interstellar. (My desktop wallpaper is on a shuffle timer.) 103. Have you cried recently? >> Like, within the last week, probably. 104. Who has hurt you the most? >> I don’t know. 105. Are you happy with where you are relationship-wise now? >> Sure. 106. What language do you want to learn? >> --- 107. Your ex’s car breaks down and they ask you for a lift. Your response? >> I mean, I don’t drive, dude. Also, we live in wildly different parts of the country. This is just so many layers of implausible. 108. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? >> ---

[purplesurveys]

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Do you have any old calendars in your room? I have old planners from 2012-2017 if they count as calendars. Do you have any exercise equipment you just hang clothes on? I don’t even have exercise equipment of my own at all haha. Even if I did though I don’t think I’d be that messy. What do you like best about yourself? I’m quite detail-oriented. I can be crazy about it but I’d take it over being inattentive any day. What was the last movie you saw in theaters? I *think* it was Rainbow’s Sunset. It had such potential for a Filipino LGBT film, but they squashed it so bad. Is there a certain breed of dog you just can't stand? Fucking chihuahuas. I never want one of those near me lmao. I MEAN I’d save one of them if they were dying or starving, but I generally just hate their attitude.

Do you own any stuffed animals? I don’t, but my sister is nuts about them. She buys a new one every time we go to the mall. How long until your next birthday? Three weeks till I’m 21 bound. When was the last time you had peanut butter? I’m not so sure. I don’t really like when it’s a spread, but I will have peanut butter-flavored anything. Obama: Love him or hate him? As an observer from the outside, I love him. He’s at least better than the shitshow y’all had elected three years ago. Do you try to blend in with the crowd, or prefer to stand out? I just do my own thing and wouldn’t really care if I ended up as the former or the latter. Say something about the last person to comment you on myspace: What was the last book you read? Idk, something for my Pol Sci class if that counts. How are you currently feeling at the moment? I’m a little hungover and sleepy and I need sloppy hangover food right now, but it’s nothing serious. And the reason for that feeling? I drank so much last night and ate very little. Do you ever feel like you should have been born in a different decade? No, I’m fine where I’m at. Do you like the winter? I would probably like it if I got to experience it. Do you currently have a boyfriend/girlfriend? Yes. Will that be changing anytime soon? Highly doubt it. What was the last thing you bought? How much did you spend on it? A pitcher of some cocktail. I don’t even remember how much it was, I just kept pulling out money last night. Are you a Twilight fan? YESSSSSSSSSSSSS If so, have you seen the movie yet? I’ve seen the first one a literal hundred times. I know every word to it. How many profile views do you have on MySpace? What do you currently hear? There was a tricycle (or a motorcycle?) that zoomed past the house just now and I heard its engine. Anything hurting on you right now? Just my stomach because it feels empty.

When was the last time you sent someone a letter in the mail? Wow uhhh never haha. Do you like video games? I can appreciate them, but I don’t play them myself. Anything you're looking forward to? I’m watching the UP/ADMU volleyball game laterrrrr and I’m super excited for it. Are you currently missing someone? Kind of. Anything you're wanting to say to someone right now? Sure. Do you have anything in your room that has penguins on it? I doubt it. Are you any good at HTML? I used to be when I would edit my themes on Tumblr. I barely remember any of those tricks now. Do you like the band Mae? (They're amazing!) Never heard. Have you ever kissed someone who had braces? Yes. Funny feeling, but it’s cute. What's your favorite fruit? I hate fruit!!! If you could dye your hair any color, what color would it be? This was also asked in the previous survey. Dark green. What's the most random thing in your room? I have a weird inflated figure of a pig on top of my closet. I won it at an arcade. Do you say "like" too much? Yeah I think so. In your opinion, what's the worst music genre out there? I’m not gonna shit on an entire genre and call it the worst lol. I can live without country, though. What was the last thing you ate? One of the basic burgers at McDonald’s and their fries. Are you currently on a diet? Nope. Have you ever experienced true love? What I’ve been experiencing for three years feels like it, but I don’t really like to claim it - the idea of ~true love~ is very subjective. What's the longest relationship you've been in? Three years.

What are your plans for Thanksgiving? (Assuming you celebrate it, that is) What does your last text say? “I’ll excuse us.” Do you believe in evolution or Creation? Evolution. Duh? Have you ever been to any concerts? Which ones? Paramore two times, One Direction, Coldplay (from the fifth floor of a parking lot), a whole bunch of local gigs. Who was the last person to smack your booty? Probs Gab. Bright colors or pastels? Pastels! What's something you're really wanting right now? HANGOVER FOOD. I need a really greasy fried chicken with nachos and a burger right now, fuuuuuuuck. I’m so hungry. Do you like Paramore? OMG I didn’t know this question was going to be on here :(((((( I LOVE THEM On average, how much TV do you watch each day? 0. Do you need to do laundry? I don’t do laundry. Do you download songs illegally? (i.e. Limewire) I used to, but now I just do Spotify. Do you play any instruments? I can’t. I was not blessed in that department. If not, do you wish you did? Of course I do. I would have loved to know how to play the piano or the violin. What was the last song/songs you listened to on repeat? Lie To Me by 5SOS. Who are your top friends? QUICK! The world is ending!!! Fish or chicken??? Chicken. Anywho, when was the last time you went out on a date? Last Thursday. Gab and I had Yabu for dinner - been legit a long while since we had a proper dinner like that. Pants or shorts? Shorts. Do you need to pee? Not right now. Plans for tomorrow? Study! Gotta bounce back after this shitty week. When was the last time you colored in a coloring book? December. I invested in several adult coloring books at the time to help cope with my annual Christmas depression thing. Are you really a kid at heart? I can be.

[surveysonfleek]

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Do you want your last ex to be happy, even if it means not being with you? sure. If you have a smartphone, what’s the last app you downloaded? What about the last app you uninstalled?   the last app i downloaded was that simpsons tapped out. i need to kill time lol. the last app i deleted was a business one. If you were a straight member of the opposite sex, who are some celebrities you think you’d have a thing for?   rihanna, beyonce, rita ora. not sure who else. Have you ever dyed your own hair? How did it turn out?   yes. it was fine, not a huge change. Right-handed or left-handed? right-handed.

What is the wallpaper on your cellphone?   just a boring iphone one. Does your first, middle, and last spell something?   huh? Favorite TV channel? i don’t have one.  What is your least favorite breed of dog?   i don’t have one tbh. it all depends on the dog’s personality. In your opinion, are leggings appropriate to wear as pants?   yes, i think they’re fine as long as they’re not see through. Have you ever had a teacher that also taught your parents?   nope. Is there any alcohol in the fridge?   yes, wine.

Do you hate it when people smoke around you?   i don’t really care. What do you want for your birthday?   a watch. Who is the most inappropriate person you know?   i know a couple but only when they’re intoxicated. Who in your phone has a heart after their name?   my boyfriend. After breaking up, what’s the worst?   learning how to move on by yourself. Do you have a second mom? nope. When was the hardest time in your life? What made it so hard & how did you overcome it? when my parents separated. it was just a shitty time in my life, i dreaded going home just coz they ignored each other. How do you relieve stress? sleeping, watching movies/tv shows. When you die do you want to have a funeral service? Why or why not?   yeah, i would. it would bring a lot of people together i guess. What illegal drugs have you tried? Describe how you feel when you take each. If you haven’t tried any, would you ever want to? weed, coke, mdma. are shrooms illegal? if so, then yeah i’ve done that too. What is your opinion on capital punishment?   eh. What period of history was your favorite to learn about? If you don’t like history, what is your favorite thing to learn about? modern history. Where is your favorite fast food restaurant & what do you order when you go there? burger king. a whopper. i haven’t had one in ages. What do you think about smoking in public places?   it’s fine. What’s your favorite cheese? camembert. What’s your favorite type of chocolate?   milk. How do you like your steak? medium rare. What’s the last time you ate something you’d picked in the wild? i feel like i’ve never done that. Arrange the following in order of preference: Pineapple, Orange, Apple, Strawberry, Cherry, Watermelon, Banana.   banana, watermelon, pineapple, orange, apple, strawberry, cherry. What is your opinion on “God?”   i believe in them. i’m just not religious whatsoever. What is your favorite Christmas movie?   elf. Who are the three most important people in your life?   i’d have to choose four. my immediate family and boyfriend. Why did you go to the doctor the last time you went?   i had food poisoning. What is your favorite boy band?   boyz ii men. What is your favorite Beatles song?   i don’t have one tbh. What is your favorite type of bird? toucans are cool. What is something you hate, but wish you loved? olives. If you could profoundly release anxiety’s grip on one area of your life what would it be? everything. i have the weirdest irrational anxiety. it’s frustrating. What’s the cutest thing your SO does, but denies it’s cute in any way? his mannerisms. Are you smiling in your Facebook profile picture?   yeah, i’m in mid laughter haha. Does it irritate you when people go on and on about how amazing their boyfriend/girlfriend is? only if it’s the only thing they talk about. If you wear eye shadow, do you put on a dark color or a light?   i like neutral shades, browns, pinks, nudes. What do you believe in the most?   idk. What do you avoid like the plague?   driving haha. i do it anyway. What is your main goal of the year?   finding a new job. Do you listen to music while you drive? always. Waffle cone or bowl?   cone. Do you like video games? Why?   it really depends, i’m picky with them. they’re fun to kill time with. Do you take selfies with those animal filters? when they first came out on snapchat they were cute but now i just think they took tacky. What book will you NOT read?   many. What YouTube channel can you not stand to watch? stupid ones. pewdiepie, those logan brother, ricegum etc. they’re terrible, i don’t get the appeal. Do you like big, normal or small glasses?   normal. How do you feel about colored contacts? it’s whatever. to each their own. Is pregnancy beautiful?   sure. Do you dance at weddings/parties or are you shy?   sometimes. when i’m in the mood. Are you kind to animals at all times?   i don’t really take notice of them tbh. Have you ever been bitten by an animal really hard? yes. Do you trust dogs? only my dog. Do you trust cats?   nope. What stereotype do you fall into the best?   slacker. Do you have to take stairs or an elevator to get to your house? stairs. Have you ever seen a pelican in real life? yes. all the damn time at the beaches. Do you carry pepper spray with you?   nope. Name three sites you have been bullied on. none tbh. i keep a pretty low profile. Has there ever been a fire inside your house? Tell me the story. nope. not one out of control. Have you ever had a scary encounter with a wild animal?   no. Have you ever had a emergency surgery?   no. Do you think your hair looks better natural or dyed?   natural. What’s one thing that makes your stomach hurt? anxiety lol. and food. i have a weak stomach. If you had kids, would you take them to Disney World?   of course! What unnatural hair color looks best on you? really dark purple. What is your least favorite pizza place?   i don’t know tbh. What is the name of your first pet?   dopey. he was a bird lol. What is your favorite fairytale?   hmmm. rumpelstiltskin. Have you ever suffered a fracture?   yes. in my pinky from basketball. What countries would you like to visit?   japan and the bahamas. Had a serious surgery?   the most serious would be a dog bite when i was 2. i only remember bits and pieces of it though. Gotten stitches?   yes. Bitten someone?   not seriously. Would you ever cosplay?   probably not. How slowly or quickly would you say you eat? pretty quickly. Have you ever drank from a real coconut?   yes! not as sweet as i thought it’d be. Do you have bird feeders hanging up outside? What about any hanging plants? nope. If you were poor, living on the streets, & had no family to aid you, would you take up a job offer to work in a slaughterhouse? if that was the only job i could get, then yeah. it would suck but unfortunately we need money to live. Have you ever had a grandparent come live with you?   yeah. Do you keep your fortunes from fortune cookies?   i did for awhile, kept it in my phone case.  When you walk into your bedroom, is the light switch on the right side or the left side of the door? right. Who makes the majority of the food for Thanksgiving in your family? we don’t celebrate thanksgiving here. Does your house have a real chimney? nope. If you had to endure one natural disaster (i.e. hurricane, tornado, etc), what would you pick and why?   no idea just because i’ve never been through one. probably a hurricane though? i think my house could withstand that. How did you learn to ride a bicycle?   pretty sure my dad taught me. i relied on training wheels even though i knew how to ride without them and finally just got rid of them when i was about 8 lol. If you want any tattoos or piercings, what’s next on your list? don’t want either. Are you good at understanding baby talk?   nope. What was the last movie that you saw in the theaters?   it’s been forever. i think it was deadpool 2 or ocean’s eight. Can you do a hand stand?   nope. If you could, you would go to the moon?   probably not.  Do you like candy canes?   no. Have you ever gotten in trouble at school for wearing revealing clothes?   no. we had uniforms. Have you ever seriously thought about getting plastic surgery?   no. Do you prefer your jeans normal or ripped?   normal. i like acid wash and that distressed look though. Have you ever actually woken up screaming because of a nightmare?   no. Have you watched Breaking Bad?   i’ve seen about half of it. Have you ever been skating?   yes. Do you feel comfortable singing in front of others?   hell no. Name four favorite fast food restaurants & what you usually order at each one. burger king: whopper meal. mcdonalds: cheeseburger or applie pie. kfc: twista meal. sushi hub: i always get sushi and avocado, crispy chicken and avocado and prawn katsu rolls. Name four favorite sit down restaurants & what you usually order at each one.   hurricanes: ribs. hooters: wings in either spicy garlic or teriyaki sauce. idk where else tbh. Would you say you’re more close-minded or open-minded? Is there anyone in your family or group of friends you’d consider close-minded? If so, does it ever bother you? definitely open minded. i think my family and friends are quite open minded. i’m not really close to anyone who i really disagree with when it comes to my views. What is the most fucked up movie you’ve seen? Why?   i honestly forgot what it was called but it was on netflix and there’s just a room of people in this weird room and only one could survive. When it’s time to dress up for a special occasion, are you more likely to wear a dress, a skirt, or dress pants? a dress. If you eat oatmeal, do you add water or milk to it? What is your favorite flavor?   i never ear oatmeal. Have you ever been brave enough to cut your hair in a very different way? If you have, did you regret your decision after?   nah. How attractive is a girl is a suit? How attractive is a guy in a dress?   it all depends on how the clothes fit the person tbh. What does your dad do?   he works in a factory. Are your fingers long, or short? they’re pretty stubby. Are you allergic to any dogs? nope. Have you ever used an epi pen?   no. What is the meaning of your first name? goddess of wine. funnily enough i’m not a fan of wine. Did you toss your hat in the air at graduation?   i don’t think i did actually lol. Does it usually take you awhile to recover from illnesses? sometimes. it depends. i’ll either get over a sickness in a couple of days or it’ll take weeks. Would you rather get married outside or inside?   inside only because knowing my luck it’ll be raining. Do you put your elbows on the table when you eat? Do you think it’s rude? i don’t think i do but i don’t really consider it rude. Is you hair color the same as it was when you were a baby?   yes. What are your thoughts on mini-skirts or mini-dresses?   not a fan of them on myself. Have you ever died in one of your dreams?   yes haha. then i woke up. Which is tastier: fruity gum or minty gum?   fruity tbh. Be honest, have you ever bullied anybody? Who was it?   not seriously. i’ve been teased but i haven’t been a constant target. What was the mascot at your elementary school?   we didn’t have one. What is one romantic movie that you enjoy enough to watch more than once?   the proposal. Have you ever had a significant other NOT believe you when you said “i love you” to them? Why was that? How did you react? nope. Is there a band logo you would get tattooed on yourself?   no. If you had a baby, would you want to have it at home or in a hospital?   hospital. wouldn’t want to jeopardise anything. What was the last thing you ordered online?   invitations to be printed. What’s your favorite planet?   earth. What are three things that fascinate you? travelling, space and culture. Have you ever suffered from an eating disorder? no. Do you enjoy doing yoga? not really. Have you ever had to do a class in summer school?   nope. Have you ever had fondue?   yes. only a chocolate one though. i’d love to try a cheese one. Have you ever taken photos in a photobooth?   yes. If you have a dog, do you walk it regularly? not really. he’s turning 15 this year and is super old. we have a huge backyard so he still runs around when he wants. Do porcelain dolls scare you?   they don’t scare me but i definitely wouldn’t want to start a collection. Which is worse, Teletubbies or Boohbas? boohbas were weird af. Would you ever consider getting a tattoo on the inside of your bottom lip? nope. Do you like to play air hockey? yes. Have you ever been in a castle?   technically yes. it’s just not my definition of a castle. Are you a lightweight when it comes to alcohol?   i’m okay. Do you like tacos?   only soft tacos.

[motherofbirds]

1-65 but if it must be limited then 1, 5, 11, 18, 20, 28, 31, 33, 35 jumper, 41, 49, 52, 59, 62. that's a lot wow, i just wanna learn more about you ;-;

OMG! Masha lmao

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

I mean I doubt the existence of myself so LOL yeah that’s pretty common. Are we even real? Existential crisis inbound!

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

I’m not really afraid of the dark, so I guess 1. Maybe 2.

3. The person you would never want to meet?

Uhh not sure about this one.

4. What is your favorite word?

Indubitably

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

oooo a Weeping Willow or a Cherry Blossom Tree

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

Bedhead.

7. What shirt are you wearing?

a “House Targaryen” Game of Thrones shirt

8. What do you label yourself as?

I hate labels. I’m just me.

9. Bright room or dark room?

Dark

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

I was voice chatting with my favorite person

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

Probably right now. 23

12. Who told you they loved you last?

My favorite person lol

13. Your worst enemy?

Gosh I don’t have any.

14. What is your current desktop picture?

15. Do you like someone?

Yes.

16. The last song you listened to?

‘A Million Miles’ by Dontfeedthebirds!

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

God that’s really violent jeez. Pass.

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

I could not punch someone for real. I just don’t have it in me.

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

Uhhh no lol If I could hire someone that would be different. I’d love to have a personal chef for a day.

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

You’ve already seen my best attribute ;)))) LOOOOOL No, in all seriousness probably my smile.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

omg I actually did one of those face gender swap thingies a while back. I turned out kind of terrifying! LOL I’d probably hide from the world.

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

I don’t think so lol

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

I’m really terrified of thunder and lighting. And I have a huge huge phobia of needles. Stupid irrational fears.

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

Oh man! Actually there was this one sandwich my mom used to make for me. It was toasted rosemary bread, a slab of feta cheese, lettuce, tomato, rotisserie chicken, and homemade tzatziki sauce. That’s the one.

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

Man that is going right into my savings account.

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

California lol

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

I do not drink alcohol.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

Only me and my 300 birds are allowed on this island! and maybe my friends and family.. BUT THAT’S IT.

29. What is your favorite expletive?

“Cluster Fuck” lol

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

GOD. Probably definitely my phone.

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

When I was raped.

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

Japan lol

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My older brother.

34. What was your last dream about?

I don’t remember lol

35. Are you a good….”jumper”?

I don’t think so lol what does this mean haha

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

Yeah many times. Broken bones, stitches, and allergic reactions.

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

Sure have!

38. What is the color of your socks?

Grey

39. What type of music do you like?

Metal and Rock 🤘

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

Sunsets

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

Oreo Cookies n’ Cream

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

My family supports the Bears so I guess I’ll go with that. I don’t really watch sports.

43. Do you have any scars?

LOADS. All accidents. I am a very clumsy person. My most noticeable one is in the middle of my forehead. I split it open twice in the same spot.

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

Seeing as I already graduated lmao I guess I’m living the dream

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My height lol Can I be like 2-4 inches shorter? thanks.

46. Are you reliable?

Absolutely

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

When did it get better?

48. Do you hold grudges?

No. I maybe forgive way too easily.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

I really want the Hippogryph to be real! So half eagle, half horse?

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

I can’t even say lmao I’ve had so many weird/funny/unusual conversations I don’t think I can list just one.

51. Are you a good liar?

LOL nope. not at all

52. How long could you go without talking?

Probably a very long time.

53. What has been your worst haircut/style?

Oh GOD. When I was in middle school I cut my hair and donated it. And the hair dresser essentially gave me a bowl cut. I had to go somewhere else for them to fix it. It was so awful.

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

Yeah! I love baking!!

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

I’m pretty good at a southern accent.

56. What do you like on your toast?

Butter? Maybe cinnamon sugar if I’m in the mood. Avocado… Peanut butter and banana! OH NUTELLA.

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

A hummingbird for my mom on Mother’s Day.

58. What would be your dream car?

TESLA

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

Lol I sing in the shower sometimes. Not very well. 

60. Do you believe in aliens?

Hell yeah. We cannot be the only beings in the universe.

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

Not really.

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

lol M! for Mimi and Masha :P

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

DRAGONS! Definitely.

64. What do you think about babies?

ew

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of. “What do you think the song ‘Rubber ducky you’re the one, you make bath time so much fun’ is really about?”

I don’t even know. It’s about a Rubber Ducky in the bath.

There was this one song I used to sing when I was in the bath.. it went like this:

I had a tiny turtleHis name was Tiny TimI put him in the bathtubTo see if he could swim

He drank up all the waterHe ate up all the soapNow he’s home sick in bed with a bubble in his throat!

Bubble bubble bubbleBubble bubble bubbleBubble bubble bubbleBubble bubble POP!

o-o

[rhiannon-writes]

Character Questions - Arden

Personal

1) Age? 17 years old.

2) Gender? Female.

3) Romantic/Sexual Orientation? Pan, but leans heavily towards men.

4) Height? 5’7

5) Race? White.

6) What do they look like? She’s a bit curvy, all muscle, with long red-brown hair and very dark eyes. Her defining feature would probably be her nose, which has been broken like three times and is permanently crooked.

7) Any disabilities? No.

8) Is there a meaning to their name? Arden means Valley of the Eagle. Her mother chose the name because of a huge valley nearby her home village.

9) What makes them, them? You could say that the most unique thing about her is her ability to communicate with dragons. But so many things make her who she is. She’s short tempered and funny and can charm her way into getting practically anything from a marketplace for free. She loves combat and truly loves learning at the academy, even if she doesn’t think she’s very good at it.

10) What do they want to be when they grow up/what do they want to do with their lives? She literally has no clue. Her plan had always been to stay in her little village, take care of her sister, marry someone and manage her father’s farm. But since moving to the town near the Academy she feels like she might want something different.

Family

11) Do they have parents? What are they like and how do they act with their child(ren)? Her mother was executed when Arden was very young for her ability to speak to dragons, an ability that Arden inherited from her. After her mother’s death Arden took a parenting role over her father because he has struggled for years with the loss of his wife.

12) Do they have siblings? How do they interact with them? If not, do they wish they had siblings? Arden has one sister, Clara, who is six years younger. Arden has taken care of her since the loss of their mother, as her father had fallen apart and wasn’t in a position to care for anyone. Arden still sees Clara as more of her child than her sister.

13) Extended family? Do they see them often? She doesn’t know any of her extended family, but her father said that he had two brothers.

14) Do they like where they live? (Is it a safe place?) She lives in a small village in Erelia. It’s a farming community with only about 14 houses and then forest for miles around them. It is safe, if not a bit boring. She grew up there and doesn’t know anything different.

15) Where do they live? Are they wealthy? Poor? Middle-Class? She’s a commoner, and quite poor. Arden haggles for most things that her family needs, often trading labor or food from her family’s field for anything they might need.

16) Do they have a lot of expectations/pressure on them from family to do great? No. Her father does want a good life for her, but he doesn’t care what life that is.

17) Do they have pets? Her sister collects chickens, and they raise a few pigs every year, but Arden doesn’t really consider her farm animals to be pets. There is a small dragon that hangs around her village that she would call a pet, but she considers him more of a friend.

18) Who do they look up to the most/are the closest to in their family? She’s not really close to anyone in her family. She sees her father and sister of people that she has to take care of, people that can’t ever see her weak, and that creates a bit of distance between them.

19) This there anything special about their family? The gift of dragon communication runs in her mothers family, but other than that not much else.

20) Do they wish they lived in a different family/household? She would never outright wish for something different, especially since she doesn’t know any other way to live. But sometimes she longs for the way it was when her mother was alive, or for a life where she didn’t have to work so hard.

Friends

21) Best Friend(s)? Connor. By far. He’s the barkeep at the inn where she gets a job during her schooling at the Academy and they become close very quickly.

22) Who was their first friend? She honestly can’t remember, but she used to be friends with a lot of the kids from her village.

23) What is their friend group like? Really, she doesn’t have many friends. She has people that she is friendly to, but Connor and Darius are the only people she truly considers friends. Darius is the local blacksmith and her mentor back home in her village.

24) Do they have a love/hate relationship with any of them? No.

25) Do they consider any of their friends to be like siblings? Yes. Connor decided that he was her older brother almost as soon as he met her, and Arden certainly wasn’t going to argue with him.

26) Have they ever hurt a friend or lost one? She lost most of her friends when her mother died. She was angry and lashed out at everyone, including her friends. Those that stayed drifted away when Arden started to care for her family because she didn’t have time for them anymore.

27) Do they have a crush on any of their friends? No.

28) Do they share classes with good friends? No. She doesn’t have any friends at the Academy yet.

29) Whom do they go to the most when they need a shoulder to cry on? It used to be Darius, her mentor and the local blacksmith in her village. He wasn’t great at advice or dealing with tears, but her let her fight through it, literally, and did combat training drills with her. More recently though, it’s, you guessed it. Connor.

30) What would this person do without their friends in their lives? She would isolate herself, throwing herself into whatever work she needed to do, insisting that she didn’t need any friends until someone managed to worm their way into her inner circle once again.

School

31) What grade are they in? If they aren’t in school, how come? Things aren’t really assigned by grade but by age. She goes to classes with other seventeen year olds.

32) Do/Did they like their teachers? Was there a good one? Bad one? Some of her teachers are rude because of her status, but not allowed to blatantly call her out so she’ll often ignore it. Her favorite teachers though, are the combat teacher and the librarian.

33) Do/Did they listen to their teachers or are/where they goofing off a lot? She listens to her teachers and absorbs as much information as possible. She came to the academy several years after most of the other students though, and often struggles to keep up.

34) Are/Where they a good student grade wise? She gets average grades. Not low enough to get kicked out, but not high enough to be any sort of an exemplary student.

35) Do/Did they need extra help? Yes. But she won’t ask for it because she doesn’t want to be seen as weak.

36) What is/was their school like? It’s a military academy, with a big focus on dragon training as they are so plentiful in the kingdom of Erelia.

37) Do/Did they have bullies in school? She is constantly bullied in school. Being the only commoner in a school full of nobles kind of puts a target on her back.

38) Have they ever gotten into a fight at school? Ha! Yes.

39) Have they ever done something stupid/embarrassing at school? She has done things that would probably would be considered embarrassing, but is incredibly hard to embarrass and typically laughs it off with no issue.

40) How far do they plan to go with school? If they dropped out, do they want to go back? She’s planning to graduate from her kingdom’s academy, if possible. They focus on training dragons for military purposes, but she has heard that some commoners managed to make a business of breeding dragons or training them for farmwork and thats what she would like to do.

Other

41) Are they dating anyone? Do they want to date? Are the married? Divorced? She has no intention of dating anyone. Her life plan is probably to find a decent guy with a job and marry him like most of the other girls from her village, but she has never seen love as an option.

42) What is their favorite hobby? Do they keep it a secret? Her favorite hobby is honestly combat training. She loves the adrenaline and being able to really use her body instead of sitting around like you have to with a few other hobbies. It’s definitely not a secret.

43) If they could have one thing in life, what would it be? Probably the ability to be who she is legally. Hiding her ‘gift’ is a huge challenge and if she slips up, even once, she could be executed for it. She is painfully aware of that threat seeing as her mother met that fate when Arden was nine.

44) Do they work? If so, what is it? If not, are they looking for one or even want one? She works as a server at the Dragon’s Breath, which is an inn nearby the Academy. When she isn’t in school she manages her family and works with a local blacksmith full time.

45) Do they use social media? N/A.

46) Have they ever been to a medic? Yes. There have been a few incidents that required her to be taken to a medic, not including a few more that she probably should have gone, but refused, insisting that she was fine.

47) Do they believe in the supernatural, that there is more than the eye can see? She doesn’t discount the idea, but doesn’t actively believe either. She’s sort of a see-and-believe person, and she hasn’t seen proof that the supernatural does exist or that it doesn’t.

48) What do they do when they get angry, stressed, or upset? If she’s stressed she gets angry. If she’s angry she holds it in for about 20 minutes and then explodes. When she’s upset, she usually just tries to stay away from everyone and will often cry, something that she is ashamed of.

49) Would they consider themselves as a good person, bad person, or morally grey? She considers herself morally grey. She’s grown up knowing that a big part of who she is is already illegal on punishment of death, and managed to absorb that into who she is.

50) Does this OC have any part of you in them? (I.e, personality traits, similar background, etc) I mean she’s got the hair I wish I had. She was also raised by a single parent. Other than that not much.

51) Do you have a picture to represent them? (My question. Lol.) I do!! I found the image on Pinterest, full credit goes to the owner.

Tag Game belongs to @curiousscientistkae

[goat-yells-at-everything]

Heritage breeds are the way to go but also be sure to avoid hatcheries. I know that particularly hard since that's what's easiest to find, but they breed for production and that lends itself to all sorts of issues. Hatchery birds tend to live shorter lives because their bred to pump out eggs.

Ducks are cool. My dad keeps saying I should have ducks. They are a whole different ballgame from chickens, tho. For one, ya, they have to have a pool and that can be super messy. They are messy eaters too, far worse than chickens and because of the way they eat and drink, its not possible to use specialized feeders to cut down on mess so you have to either clean up after them often or deal with the pests that come to eat the remnants.

You also have to worry about them taking off on you. Chickens can fly a bit but its manageable. Ducks are built for long distance flight. You can clip wings to keep them grounded (clipping the flight feathers is not painful at all! Pinioning, however, is awful. Its literally cutting off half the wing when a chick is newly hatched) or you can keep them in a totally enclosed run but they really would need a lot of room so it may not be practical.

And Ducks are loud. Like, as loud as people think chickens are! Lol They are just very vocal animals which is fun to listen to but would be a major point of contention if you have neighbors...

Thats not to say ducks aren't great. They are adorable and have great personality. Their eggs are wonderful and their meat is on another level because they tend to have more fat laces through it. All of the above "cons" can be pros if you find it endearing, really. Wing clipping isn't hard, cleaning up can be manageable, and quaking ducks are adorable imo.

Will definitely have ducks one day to make dad happy.

What are the least healthy chicken breeds? Is there anything as terrible as a pug?

Production Leghorns and hybrid layers are all genetic messes. With a production layer your lucky if your hens can make it past their second and third year without their reproductive tract killing them via cancer or eyp.

Show quality silkies are also horrible. They have been crossed to polish for a bigger and bigger crest so unless you trim the feathers the birds are practically blind. That crest is also due to an extreme vaulted skull and cerebral hernia. A single well placed peck from another chicken can kill a silkie since in some cases only a thin layer of skin is protecting the brain

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Okay so Sunshine sounds wonderful. Tell me more?

OKAY! I’m more than happy to talk about him!

Putting this under a cut. Note, that I had a very terrible upbringing, and was abused. So be warned. Also sadly, Sunshine did pass away in the end, but I will never forget him. He was a very special rooster.

See out where I’m from we used to order a box of chicken chicks to replace chickens we lost to predators/age. We never quite knew which breed or sex we were getting so it was always a fun surprise to see what came out. My mother never really cared about specific breeds, she just loved chickens. She was a stay at home baker and only wanted to use natural farm raised eggs, so they were mostly there for eggs. Plus....what farm would be complete without a few chickens? All our chickens are free range, but have a coop to go to at night to be safe and to have nesting boxes. My job was to walk them into the coop and night and shut the door and to let them out in the morning.

When I turned Six I was old enough to start doing more farm duties. And my job was that I got to raise all the chicks to adult hood. We had a great big box in the house with heat lamps and all sorts of things a chick would like, and the whole brood and I bonded very strong with each other. I spent so much time with them they began to follow me around, and still would even after they grew up. 

One chick liked to climb up on my shoulders and perch, and it made me think of the song ‘Sunshine on My Shoulders’ by John Denver. I didn’t know how to sex chicks yet, but he was very yellow for a chick so I called him Sunshine, cause I would sing that song to him. 

Eventually they became young roosters and pullets and we had everything from Easter eggers, to buff orpingtons, to bantams, and even some toppys in that box. I didn’t know what Sunshine’s breed was, but he looked similar to this.

Only that the gold (like the sun!) was more pronounced and his tail feathers were very iridescent purple and blue. He was also a very big rooster and became powerful enough to drive off foxes and weasels. He also became the undisputed king of the roost, especially when he killed a rattlesnake that snuck in the coop after the chicks. Badass. Mice also met their end to him as well.

His protective nature meant he would follow hens and chicks around and he would watch over them. He also watched over ME too. He hated my brother because he was cruel to the chicks and to me. It got to the point that he would outright attack my brother on sight if he was anywhere near us and I was quite happy about that. My father was smart enough to never hit me near animals so for that moment, he was spared Sunshine’s wrath. 

Sunshine had so much barnyard respect that the cats would let him help himself to their dry catfood before they ate. 

He was also very playful. We used to chase each other around the farm just for the sake of running. I never did catch him but he sure caught me a few times lol. We also would go bug hunting together, usually with me pointing out the bugs for him to get! We used to just walk all around the farm together, sometimes joined by the other chickens. Sometimes it would be a parade almost!

I had a swingset and I used to sit with him in my lap and I would swing for hours, and sometimes he would just fall asleep like that. 

When my father dated an extremely abusive woman, I often would spend most of my day outside to avoid an excuse to be beaten. Sunshine was always a friend through that time. Him and the hens were very soothing and helped a lot with my suicidal thoughts and depression. (Yeah, things were very bad between 8-12 years old.) I’m pretty sure the only person in my life that he actually liked besides me was my mother and cousin. Just having him sit in my lap and let me pet him helped so much. 

Years passed and he got older. He lived to be ten years old and was still the barnyard patriarch. One day though he just quietly slipped away in his sleep and the other chickens mourned him. I mourned him. I was 16 years old at the time and it was a terrible loss to take. But I am so glad he lived that long and affected my life in such a positive way. 

It may be just me, but I remember every single pet I’ve ever had. They all have touched me in ways that I may not fully understand. But Sunshine...he gave me a glimmer of hope and protection through a time of my life where I simply wanted to die. I still miss him. He was wonderful. 

This is why I highly recommend chickens as pets. They are loving and intelligent and are very soothing. Just listening to chickens happily clucking and purring along makes me very happy. If I can ever get the money and space, I would love to raise some chicks and have a small micro-flock of chickens for pets. The eggs are just the bonus XD. But the companionship is completely different from a cat or dog, but it’s just as special. 

(Oh god I’m a bit weepy it’s 5am and I’m writing about chickens weeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)