#lisa a goofy movie

[sketchfanda]

Kirishima’s Mystique Party

Manaworld Pictures Presents:Lisa on the Riot Sexpress!!

We come to find another anonymous set of female hands working away on a little private personal browsing on their computer, their monitor displaying the Mana-World Pictures website in all its sensual glory as they accessed the video library to see if there was any new uploads worth checking out. Their search bar filtering and narrowing down results in relation to Mr.R when they came across a playlist of interest entitled the Riot Sexpress. According to the synopsis on summary, this was a selection of videos involving picking up random eye catching hotties and ambushing them with a little fun time on board with Mr.R (aka Eijiro Kirishima, the sturdy hero Red Riot) akin to those old pornos like bang bus and bang taxi. And the playlist was displaying a nice steady growing collection nearing a baker's dozen in terms of content.

Hovering the mouse cursor to click on the first video, simply titled "Lisa's Riot Ride Sexpress" which started off seemingly harmless enough as vehicle mounted camera pulled up along a busy city street. Stopping to pick up a blonde bimbo looking canine gaijin girl who stepped on board when offered a lift as the camera shifted to the interior of what was no doubt the bus, prepared and modified for its intended purpose with the only company the girl, no doubt Lisa, found herself with being were the driver and some guy which was of course Mr.R himself. Kirishima just seeming casual even as you could tell his eyes were wandering and checking Lisa out from head to toe. Really who could blame him as her body was smoking hot, a total 10 that was highlighted by a simple effective ensemble combo of baggy, ripped up denim jeans and a black shirt which really hugged her figure well. The hidden cameras on board made sure to get some good angles and close ups of her swaying hips and booty and the bounce of juicy looking tits which the black t-shirt struggled to contain as she took a seat next to the sturdy himbo, no doubt seeming relieved to have found a ride as the city was hectic at the time too much for her liking,

Veronika Red was of course the bus driver, who was keeping her one good split between on the road and ensuring this s-express ride went as intended. Lisa for the time being simply sitting beside Kirishima, idly humming as she watched the view passed by whereas most on the outside would see only tinted windows, intended for privacy of of course, naturally. The blonde tourist babe unaware still for the time being just she'd wind up becoming involved while Kirishima, ever the gentleman, did his best not to ogle and stare too much at the stunning figure she had. Toned bimbo body type girls were among the sort of babes that really got him going when it came to revving up his engine.....

The anonymous viewer was feeling their anticipation build up in such a way they couldn't help but skip the video a few seconds ahead along to see if any action was coming up. Sometimes one really just couldn't help but want to skip past the plot or foreplay and get right down to the action. Their brief impulse rewarded as they came upon Lisa now sitting in straddling Kirishima's lap, kissing him as she had clearly initiated a make -out session. Whatever made the girl want to up and get intimate and personal with him when she'd only just happened to meet him would be checked out on a proper rewatch later as the viewer observed her practically pressing herself up against the sturdy himbo. Encouraging him to get very personal with her body, sensual moans escaping her sexy lips as he more than obliged her by squeezing her denim clad booty or snaking a hand under her shirt to grope and squeeze her tits.

Said shirt was soon discarded off to the side, exposing those juicy melons of hers which Kirishima wasted no time in assaulting with licks and kisses. The warmth and wetness of his mouth and those sharp pointy teeth of his grazing the skin making the blonde bombshell moan as she got his own shirt off of him licking her lips sensually at that gym quality body of his. Kissing and licking her way down along his firm pecs and those washboard abs as her denim clad ass now sat on the surface of the bus floor, her face level with his crotch as she wasted no time in undoing his belt buckle and jeans fly. A look of erotic awe on her face as she had that length and girth of his exposed before her, his manly scent hitting her like the crash of a tidal wave to the shore.

It was no small wonder then that she wasted no time once more as she was soon sucking and blowing on that big, meaty cock with a drive akin to a man dying of thirst having finally found an oasis. The raw lust in her eyes evident as she licked and kissed that cock, it was clear she was no inexperienced virgin but experienced enough to know that this was a cock that put any other prior partners to shame. One of her hands fishing down the front of her jeans as she was plunging her fingers knuckle deep into her snatch, soaking her denim and her wrist. All the while she seemed motivated by Kirishima's groans which indicated she was doing a good enough job to make him feel pretty damn great.

Naturally it made Lisa just want to up the ante as she was now conducting a titfuck, sandwiching and stroking off that hot length and girth as she kissed and licked the exposed, thrusting tip. Our impatient viewer could only stay so patient before they skipped ahead again a few secods into the video once again. Rewarded with seeing the blonde gaijin girl and Mr.R now fully naked as she sat in his lap, bouncing on his cock. Deep lusty moans as the camera got good shots of her clapping asscheeks jiggling, arms draped around the sturdy himbo's shoulders as she held on for dear life.

From there on the anonymous viewer was enraptured as Lisa was taken to the brink of the peak of ecstasy over and over in a veritable montage sequence of wanton rutting. From being bent over the seat or pressed up against the window as Kirishima took her from behind, his pumping pelvis pounding against her bubble butt as his rod jackhammered into her eager, sloppy pussy. Moaning and gasping as he grabbed and pulled on her hair in an assertion of dominance that really seemed to get her going. More so especially when the chivalrous stud really started to get going in his fucking.

Which really got her howling with passionate lust as she found herself being bent and folded in a mating press or holding on for dear life as he held her up in the air for a standing fuck. Those powerful arms of his wrapped around her legs as he made her bounce and ride on his jackhammering pelvis. Those heavy balls smacking her jiggling booty cheeks as Lisa could be heard uttering words like Daddy, that is when she wasn't busy kissing and making out with him of course. How Red could keep her eyes on the road with all this going on was a clear demonstration of dedication to her craft.

The sturdy himbo stud kept at it of course, from having Lisa ride him cowgirl style to pounding her flat on her front as he had her pinned down prone bone. To her credit, she was taking him like an absolute pro and her dirty talk as she hollered sexily made it clear how much bigger and better he was than the guys she'd been with before even calling them mostly a bunch of eunuchs and baby dicked limpdicks. The blonde's amateur performance efforts seeing her rewarded with a nice heavy load in each hole and finished off with a nice shower of his seed sprayed onto her skin. Her face and tits becoming marked like he was staking his claim on her body as his territory.

The video had concluded with Lisa having a shower which was available on board the bang bus, which took a while longer as Kirishima couldn't help but have a quickie with her inside it. Much to her sheer enjoyment of course before she was dressed back up, freshly cleaned and fucked and departing the bus but not before sharing a little kiss and exchange of contact details with the Manaworld rookie star. The final scene being her sending a little wave and blowing him a kiss as the bus drove and rode on. Set to find and pick up its next target for some Rated Mr.R fun.

The anonymous browser gave a quick thumbs up for the video, saving it to their playlist for later as they had a read up on the details in the upload information. Which stated that Lisa's performance after her participation later saw her extended an offer to sign a legit professional contract with Manaworld Pictures as one of their stars. Which she eagerly accepted on the condition that Mr.R got to be one of her regular, if not main scene partner for shoots which they gladly obliged understanding her reasons all too well. He was a very in-demand and reliable, humble guy.

The viewer opted to save Mr.R as a favourite bookmarked result, knowing that if this amateur style shoot was anything to go by then they'd in for a good time. Bringing the curson along to browse MWP's merchandise section for the time being to see if they had any Mr.R items available or pending. After all if they were going to start a fan club, first thing they needed was to show their financial support of their new favourite porn star. Loyalty and dedication was a lovely thing, really.....

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Halloween Riot

Honestly Peg knew that divorce couldn't come soon enough but of course leave it to the bureaucrats to take their sweet time as always when it came to getting the paperwork. So here she was still having to put up with that blowhard of a husband who still hadn't picked up the hint about her sexual frustration, damnit she had needs and an itch screaming to be scratched!! But here she was on a Halloween night at Spoonerville, home alone with Pistol out with her friends and where was Pete? Out playing poker and likely going to be out all damn night!!

And he hadn't eevn paid any notice or attention to the costume she'd picked out to boot, something she'd picked out just to give him ideas but did he really not even realize how hard it was to find an actually decent Elvira costume?!! Ah well at least the obvious lust from some of the younger guys and quite a few pretty young things who saw her outfit was a nice little ego boost. But damnit she was horny and wouldn't you know it, Goofy and Sylvia were out for a Halloween party. At this rate she was either looking at flicking her bean off with her stash of toys to a Manaworld skinflick or dare she think it, pounce on the next hunk who came at her door like those cliche pornos with the horny housewives and the...generic working class dude who was hung like a horse, meh!!

As the hours ticked by until it was likely the smaller, younger trick or treaters would call it night, Peg was starting to think her night was going to end with her binging on some left over candy and jilling off to a little porn while cursing out that lazy inconsiderate slob of sure-to-be-divorced in the near future jackass husband. Until as if fate suddenly heard her unspoken prayers, she heard the doorbell ring which was puzzling as she figured it was late enough for there to be no more kids this late out. Answering it as she opened to find quite the surprise before her, which made her look up to the sky and mouth a thank you to God. Now what had the Elvira cosplaying MILF in such a good mood all of a sudden you might be wondering?

Well she had herself a real Adonis of a man at the door, none other than Kirishima in a zombie cosplay with a torn-up shirt baring the Manaworld Pictures logo on it. Yes our sturdy himbo happened to be in the neighbourhood as part of a little stunt Syx's porn studio loved to pull around this time of the year. Going to local small towns and neighbourhoods to surprise some lucky guys or gals with a little "Trick & Treat" as it were. It was a popular event among their fanbase many of whom prayed for the day when theirs would be the lucky location selected every year.

Peg of course was among those regular viewers of the series of videos from the event over the years, so naturally before Kirishima could utter a word, the hidden camera crew got quite the shot as the horny MILF up and pounced!! Jumping into Kirishima's arms as she locked lips with him, kissing him deeply and passionately as her tongue invaded its way to that shark teeth filled mouth of his. The stealth film crew of course keeping their lens trained on the sudden make out as they carefully snuck in just as Peg took to pulling the stunned, sturdy himbo back inside her house. Her eyes burning with lust, sensually panting as her pent up sexual frustration had started to come out like water through a cracking dam that was about to burst, it was quite a sight especially helped by that Elvira costume so yeah...Kirishima was feeling so scaroused right now, he just had to get a real livewire....

Peg of course was wasting no time in unleashing her lust and desire upon this hunk of of a man who graced her doorstep with his presence, squatting down on the floor as she whipped his cock out from its confinement. Grasping it in her hands as she latched her mouth around it and commenced with an intense powersuck blowjob, slobbering over that length and girth as her desire enabled her to deepthroat him, lips kissing the base of his abs and balls. All those lonely nights with her dildos really seemed to pay off the training it gave her mouth and tongue especially. The cameras getting some good shots of her lewd fellatio face and her fat milf booty as it strained against the black skirt material of her costume.

The next thing either they or she expected, Kirishima had proceeded to turn the tables on the Elvira cosplaying MILF by suddenly ambushing her with a powerful, forceful facefucking. Soon coming to find herself draped backflat on the couch as he had her in a mating press, his corpse painted up body naked as those powerful muscles of his flexed and rippled in tune to his jackhammering motions. Peg howling with lusty delight at such asseetion of dominance as her hair became undone and her make-up messed up with sweat and tears. Her tits bouncing out of their confinement from her silky black dress as they pressed and rubbed up against his firm pecs, tongue dancing with his in the air in a sloppy dance to deepen their growing bond of primal lust.

It wasn't long before that living room became host to more intense lewdness as Peg's costume and wig were soon discarded, left in just her black heels and a few accessories. Naked and moaning with wanton erotic abandon as Kirishima pounded her doggy style, pelvis smacking her juicy jiggling MILF booty as those cheeks clapped and those heavy balls smacked her clit. Unable to keep strength in her arms and legs as she fell front flat on the smooth carpet floor, pinned down by him prone bone as he continued to pump his hips. Which she absolute loved, feeling akin to those lucky bitches in those nature documentaries when a proper alpha male claimed them.

But of course Peg didn't want him to stop there as she absolutely insisted Kirishima take her in just about any and every room in the hosue. The stealth camera crew finding themselves veritable voyeurs as they collected a goldmine of material from this ongoing erotic encounter before them following the rookie porn star and the quite gifted amateur hot mama around. It was a veritable marathon of tricks and treats which made for a feast for the eyes as Peg got herself some hot, erotic Halloween fun. Making sure to be loud enough that she didn't care if the whole neighbourhood could hear her, let them know what a real man was like and how could he could give it to a woman!!

From laying atop the kitchen counter as Kirishima fucked her spread eagle to shamelessly bouncing and riding him cowgirl style in her bedroom. Staining the bedsheets with sweat and juices as if to spite that inconsiderate jackass husband because this was what he gets for not tending to her carnal needs!! The pair of course concluding with a nice little simultaneous orgasm shared together in the shower, making out with abandon under the hot steamy water spray. Peg's palm springs running down along the fogged up glass as she basked in the afterglow with her spontaneous gentleman caller.

After drying up followed by a small make out session, Kirishima got his costume back on as Peg, clad in a bathrobe sent back out on his way. That is after she slipped him a card with her phone number and e-mail, making it clear she'd be more than happy to stay in touch. Soon as the sturdy himbo along with the stealth film crew were gone, she returned to her bedroom and fell onto the comfy mattress, breahing in the scent of sex ingrained into it. Sleep taking her as she dreamt sexy dreams of a chivalrous stud rocking her world for a very Happy Halloween night.

As soon as it was uploaded, the series of Trick & Treat videos from Manaworld pictures would go on to be considered its best run to date. The one of Peg and Kirishima, aka Mr.R proved to the most popular in terms of views with many giving props and praise to the hot mama's excellent performance giving even the pros a run for their money. Some commenters amazed she wasn't a signed talent and wondered if this meant maybe she might be in the near future. When it came to Manaworld Pictures of course, never say never....

Peg of course never forgot that Halloween night especially as she herself would checkout that video in secret. Only to be surprised one day as Syx herself sent her an e-mail with the subject header stating it was an offer she couldn't refuse. And upon opening and reading it, the gears in the sexy mama's brain began to turn, she had always considered a hobby to vent the stress of her real estate job. And those nice comments had felt she did have potential......and she might get to see her boy toy again....

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Northwest Riot

Pacifica Northwest knew she was many things to a lot of people, be it terms like Princess, Valley Girl, Bimbo, you name it chances were she'd consider it a compliment or an insult. But she damn well knew for certain she was sexy as all hell and it validated her to know the effect she had on men and women alike. So it was small wonder some of her subscription based social media accounts had a sizeable amount of followers who paid major bucks for sexy pictures and videos of her showing off that stunning body of hers. Which was all natural, thank you very much and not a result of plastic surgery, she wasn't her vapid botox bloated mother!!

She would admit, she loved her fans especially and particularly the ones who were sincere and heartfelt in their comments which really motivated her when it came to her shoot sets and streams. Plus she was in a sense becoming a self-made woman with how much she was making each week and month, enough to cut herself loose of her parents, her father Preston naturally had issues in regards to what amounted to whoring herself out but what'd that lying two faced son of a bitch know about making money without being a prick? She could say in her own right she was the first Northwest to make herself an honest buck without screwing someone over, no longer a link in the twisted family chain. But Christ was he getting annoying as the constant phone calls and e-mails trying, keyword trying, to convince her to come back home and be a proper Northwest...really made her want to stick it to the jackass...

So imagine her surprise when she got an e-mail from Manaworld Pictures of all places, seems Ms.Syx was quite a fan of her work and felt she had potential. Now certainly Paz was somewhat hesitant to reply because wasn't this implying the violet elf-like woman wanted her to work in porn of all things? That'd just prove Preston right BUT on the other hand, she did get a thrill with some of her nude shoots and those JOI videos, if anything she was already a natural and the thought of her parents losing their minds and having conniptions was a sweet bonus. So before she knew it herself, she was typing and sending a reply back to Syx to see what she had to offer if she was being truthful about that aforementioned potential.

That was a few days after that series of correspondences, the Northwest social media hottie found herself flying first class to the studio's main branch grounds in Japan. Reminding herself to indulge in a little respectful sightseeing of course (The nation's tourism industry managed to adjust once they sorted out issues with rowdy gaijin visitors being unbearable monkeys who couldn't help but make asses of themselves back in the early late 2010s to mid 2020s), she enjoyed a relaxing limo ride which brought her then and there as she soon found herself in the presence of the one and only Syx herself. Who gestured for Pacifica to have a seat as the pair talked it out in her office to what the snow haired knife eared hottie had to say. Suffice to say, it was an offer Paz knew she'd have to be crazy to refuse.

She, Pacifica Northwest, was being offered the chance to sign on as a performer with Manaworld Pictures, with her body of work on her personal portfolio platforms having been more than acceptable audition material. It would mean infamy as an adult film star, sure but hey she had it and flaunted it so this seemed like a natural step in career evolution, to say nothing of the contract!! All she had to do before she signed on that dotted line was show how capable she could be performing in camera in a more professional adult film scale and it just so happened Syx had a few scenarioslined up scripted with her in mind and just the stud ideal to be Paz's scene partner. Who the exotic violet skinned porn magnate promised would be more than up for the job AND rock the platinum blonde's world.....

Pacifica of course thought it over for all of about 10 goddamn seconds before she decided to accept the terms and conditions of Syx's challenge. Leaving her in the elf hottie's capable hands as she found herself taken along to the studio's make-up and wardobe department where they got her nice and prettied up for the camers pending to capture her in all her sexy glory. Starting things off simple with a little poolside scenario shoot as she rocked a simple but hot two piece violet bikini, her sunkissed tanned skin glistening thanks to the generous amounts of lotion put on her. Soon as she laid eyes on her selected co-star of course, she was so thankful that her arousal was invisbile on her thighs because she was feeling so damn wet right now.....

The role of the pool cleaner for this short shoot was none other than Mr.R, aka Kirishima who, ever the gentleman, did his best to not ogle Paz too much. Though she pretty much encouraged him to do so, sending a wink and a smile his way before the shoot was in action as the lair played out a classic little porn scenario. Pacifica naturally proved the camera just loved her as she posed in all her glistening, sexy tanned glory playing the sexy country club girl courting the pool boy who caught her attention. Soon as he came over her way of course, the blonde wasted no time in getting his cock out of the confines of his baggy pants though to say she was stunned at the sight of that length and girth now rest on her face was an understatement.

To say nothing of course of the lusty enthusiasm she displayed as she stroked and sucked off Kirishima, slobbering all over his shaft as her sapphire blue eyes twinkled with raw passionate fire. Rubbing her sticky, soaked thighs together as her love nectar flowed in response to feeling him pump and thrust his hips, causing her to deepthroat him as those heavy bas smacked her dribbling chin. The number of men the Northwest had ever been with sexually could be counted on one hand with enough fingers left over and right now Kirishima was making her top 3 list. If he was this good when it came to receiving oral, she coild only imagine how amazing the sex itself was about to be…..

Oh she could certainly say it was fan-fucking-tastic as she currently found herself held up in the air by the sturdy himbo, his strong arm hooked around her lovely legs as her now naked, oiled up body rode and bounced on his cock. Her tits bouncing snd her phat tanned white ass jiggling with the momentum and rhythm of his jackhammering body as she made out with him with sloppy thirst and desire. Their tongues dancing together as the camera really picked up the growing chemistry forming between the lair, there was no doubt Paz wasn’t faking any orgasms she had was having here. Syx watching on with pride and sinister, sensual glee as she knew she was only getting started….

Pacifica welcomed the trial she was out through as she enacted and played out a few short scenes with Kirishima, showing off quite a bit of range beyond the obvious you could get with a bleach blonde valley girl like herself. Like a fun little short in which she was made to rock a full body paint Verosika Mayday cosplay, now you could call her a narcissist but Paz thought she wore it well. It just so happened she was a Fan of the pop star but ooh wow did Kirishima really go wild on her soon as Syx called action, folding and plowing the heiress in a powerful mating. It made all that time in make up and wardrobe totally worth it just to see the himbo so horny, seems exotic coloured babes were a turn-on for him.

It had been quite a marathon session to say the least ranging from getting prone boned as a maid servicing her horny master to taking it soggy style in black cat cosplay by a deviant cop. Syx hasn’t been kidding when she said she had a couple of scenes and scripts lined up for her so she really gave it her all. It was no wonder she found that she passed her test with flying colours and found herself finding her name on the dotted one of that contract, shaking the elf woman’s hand. She knew this would be a very bright, sexy future for her from onward and especially hoped she got to work plenty more with Kirishima, her body was already missing the sensation of his powerful, earnest fucking skills….

The series of shorts involving Pacifica and Mr.R racked up record views soon as they were uploaded, commenters praising the blonde’s talent and dedication for being able to handle the himbo so well. Looking forward to her full professional debut if this was just they hype vignette series and of course Pacifica saw a major increase in her subscriber count and fanbase when she announced her pending career in the field of adult entertainment. Making special care and attention to point out that no, her parents wouldn’t approve and quite frankly she didn’t give a damn what they thought. Speaking of Preston Northwest, it seemed the man had suffered a stroke so severe that he went into a coma and had to hospitalised whole the missus went in to rehab when her plastic surgery broke down out of shock and horror.

But of course that was neither here or there for the Northwest girl to be worth her notice as she was in the midst of setting up her move to her new place in Japan. Syx had provided her a luxury apartment that was lose to the studio and it afforded her more closer proximity to her sure to be favourite regular co-star. Already looking forward to the next shoot as she read over the script for her debut project. A little full on extension follow up one of her audition shorts, as the horny country club debutant who had herself an illicit affair with her blue collar himbo boy toy……..

[birdhaslostit]

“I watched Lisa Frankenstein and I don’t think it went deep enough into [serious real-world issue that’s related to the plot]” THAT IS NOT WHAT THE MOVIE WAS FOR.

Not every movie has to be a video essay about society or go incredibly deep into the characters/issues/etc. If they do, that’s cool, keep on trucking. Good to see it. We need more movies that dig deep, because there’s a lot of movies out there that suffer from not asking the hard questions.

But can you honestly tell me that you looked at the trailer for this movie and genuinely expected it to be some deep shit? That’s like watching the trailer for Rocky Horror and going ah yes. An astute film that tackles hard-hitting topics and makes me think about the human psyche.

Like. Girl. Can we please just let the camp ass movie be a camp ass movie. Sometimes a movie is just here to have fun with it. If you want to dig deeper on your own, go ahead and do it! I like to do that myself, and I think it’s fun to sort through the different layers of a piece of media. But don’t rag on the 80s pastiche, Tim Burton/John Hughes lovechild, horror rom-com for not tackling deeply nuanced societal issues. It wasn’t intended for that.

[natardoodle]

Ya’ll better like this review on my letterboxd. I came up with this since the momment I saw the trailer

[fabuloustrash05]

Me: No fear!

My brain: What if they add Mona Lisa into Mutant Mayhem, either in the comfrimed sequel or the series, and they ship her with Donnie instead of Raph?

Me: …ONE FEAR!

[magicalcrystalsproject]

🍭Celebrities and Fictional Characters with the Same Name: Lisa🍭

⚠️The Pink Character is My OC if you use it as an Icon Please give the Credits! it takes a lot of work to draw a pink fairy!⚠️

[kendallmichele]

[oliversrarebooks]

The Rare Bookseller 90s AU: Lily's Rental

This came to me in a dream. I don't know how much of it I'm going to write, but I love the late 90s as a setting and couldn't resist.

Masterlist

tw: hypnosis, kidnapping

September 12, 1998

Lisa shook her can of Mountain Dew, dismayed that there didn't seem to be any more in it. She'd had three sodas tonight and was still struggling to stay awake.

She was working the late shift at the video store again, and she was really more bored than she was tired, the endless preview reel playing on the TV above her head doing little to hold her attention. She'd grown tired of the book she brought with her, she'd already restocked the candy and cleaned out the returns, and as she lived in a city that very much slept, there weren't a lot of customers so late on a weeknight.

Maybe no one would notice if she rested her head on the counter for just a few minutes and…

The sound of the door sliding open had her jerking back awake. "Welcome to Blockbuster, can I help you find anything?" she said on instinct.

"Well, you're a helpful one!" said the customer in an annoyingly cloying voice. "But we're just looking to browse the movies. Don't mind us."

She was wearing a floral sundress and tights, and looked a little too put-together for someone looking to rent a video at 11:40pm on a Tuesday. Trailing behind her was a man with a purple flannel shirt, a long blonde ponytail, and sunglasses perched on his head for some reason.

Far from the strangest people she saw in this job, of course.

"I'm feeling something with a lot of action," said the man as he walked deeper into the store. "What are you thinking?"

"I was thinking of -- ooh, no one told me Titanic was out on video!" The woman had stopped in front of the cardboard Titanic standee, apparently having lived under a rock until today.

"Did you somehow miss the nonstop ads on TV?" said the man, echoing Lisa's thoughts.

"I don't have time to watch that much TV. Some of us work for a living, you know," she said. "We have to rent this."

"Isn't it supposed to be four hours long? You know my attention span sucks."

"It'll be fine. I'll let you know when the interesting parts are happening."

Normally Lisa would mind her own business and not be especially interested in the usual chitchat of customers picking out movies, but right now it was the only thing keeping her alert. She idly flipped through a catalog as they talked.

The man picked up one of the many rental copies of Titanic and flipped it in his hands, a dubious look on his face. "I guess. And Lex might like it, he loves tragedy. It's cute when he's trying not to cry."

"I don't know, does Lex watch movies with color? You might blow his mind."

"I'm pretty sure he's still getting used to talkies."

"Anyway, I'm definitely getting this," said the woman. "And I think there's something else I'd like to take with me…"

Her tone of voice was a little strange. Lisa's brows furrowed in confusion as she pretended to be interested in winter fashion.

"Oh, right," the man said. "Brian wanted some video game. Ah, shit, what was it? I should've written it down. Final something."

"That's not what I'm talking about. Come on, Fitz, I want to show you something."

The two disappeared behind the rack of horror movies, their voices too low for Lisa to hear what they were saying. She was starting to get uneasy now. They were probably planning to shoplift, which was not at all the kind of excitement she was hoping for. Lisa ran her hand over the panic button on the underside of the counter, just in case.

The two split up and seemed to be browsing the movies. Lisa was keeping her eye on the man -- Fitz, what a goofy name -- who was over by the video game rentals, watching if he tried to slip one under his shirt. At the moment, he was staring at the video games as though they were some puzzle he needed to solve. This guy really didn't seem clever enough to get past our security, so maybe he was a distraction while --

"Hello, I had a question!" said the woman cheerfully. She had walked up to the front desk without Lisa even noticing, because she was too focused on the other customer.

It was probably part of their scheme -- the woman would distract the clerk, while the man stole video games. Lisa made a point of keeping her eye on Fitz while talking to her. "Sure, what do you need?"

"I was wondering if you have any good movies to help me sleep at night. Something calm… relaxing…" She yawned, and Lisa had to fight not to yawn along with her. "I have a hard time sleeping, and I take medicine that makes me so drowsy, so I could really use videos that will help me sleep."

"Um…" Lisa blinked slowly, feeling like her head was stuffed full of cotton. "We have some, um… some nature videos. Over there in the nature video section. Those are relaxing." God, she was way too fucking tired for this. She couldn't even think straight.

"Nature videos do sound relaxing. So, so relaxing." The woman's voice was very soothing, and her eyes were soothing too. "I think I might be able to fall asleep to a video of rain or waterfalls. Do you have anything else that would help me sleep? I get so tired this late at night."

Lisa yawned wide, and as oxygen hit her brain, she realized that she was being super unprofessional (not that she would get in trouble or anything) and that she had completely lost track of Fitz. Instead, she was gazing into this stranger's eyes, like that was a normal thing to do. "Well… uh…" she said, trying to tear herself away. "I think we probably have… like, lullaby videos for babies? In the kid videos. And we probably have some meditation videos over in the self-help section."

"Lullabies sound perfect," said the woman, a comforting smile on her face that made Lisa feel warm inside. "Lullabies are perfect when it's time for you to go to sleep. Don't you think so, Fitz?"

"I think you're right, Lily."

Lisa's hand was grasped by hands that were cold but incredibly soft. She realized that Fitz had also come up to the front desk, and was holding her hand for some bizarre reason. Before her sluggish thoughts could catch up to her and she could try to pull away, he began to rub a slow circle into her palm, and Lisa…

…just couldn't…

"There we go, sweet girl. You're so tired, aren't you? Tired and sleepy," said the woman. Lily.

"Mmm, she looks so drowsy. Like she could nod off at any second," Fitz agreed, as he stroked the palm of her hand so gently, a motion that seemed to steal away her focus and muddle her thoughts.

"Drowsy and docile. You'll be drowsy and docile for me, won't you?"

Fitz used his other hand to run his fingers down her jaw and tip her chin into his gaze. "You heard her. Drowsy and docile. Isn't that right?"

Lisa felt herself nod slowly. "Drowsy… and docile…" she said, her voice sounding like it was coming from a million miles away.

This wasn't right. There were alarms going off in the back of her mind, warning her of the danger. They were going to rob her. She was going to be in so much trouble. Why was she acting like this? Why couldn't she wake herself up?

"Shhh, shhh, just relax, dear," said Lily. "Everything's just fine. You're tired, aren't you? You just want to sleep."

"Go to sleep." Fitz's fingers traced down her neck. "Just go to sleep."

"I… I don't…" Lisa's vision was blurring, the buzzing fluorescent lights slipping in and out of her mind as her eyes began to close.

"It's okay, dear. Just have a little nap. You're safe with us. You can sleep."

"You look so, so tired. You want to shut those eyelids, don't you?"

"You do. You want to shut those heavy eyelids and go to sleep. It's time to sleep, dear. Sleep…"

Lisa, making a last ditch effort to resist whatever was happening here, pulled open her leaden eyelids. The new releases shelf was at an angle -- no, her head was tipped over, almost sinking onto the counter. Why couldn't she snap out of it, stay awake? It all felt like a dream -- not even the strangest dream she'd had about the shop.

"Poor sleepy girl," Lily whispered in her ear. "You're going to fall asleep now, all right? No more resisting, no more fighting, just a comfortable deep sleep."

The drowsiness was pouring into her from her hand and face where Fitz was touching her, like she was being drugged. Her thoughts strayed briefly to the panic button under the counter before her eyes shut and she slumped over completely. She just couldn't seem to stop herself from falling asleep…

"I've got her." Hands wrapped around Lisa's waist, and Fitz's voice was much closer now. "I can see why you wanted to take her. She smells delicious."

"I know good merchandise when I see it," said Lily.

Delicious? Merchandise? Lisa tried to stir.

"Shh, don't worry about it," said Lily, brushing hair out of Lisa's face. "Sleep tight. Pleasant dreams."

Lisa could feel herself being lifted in the air and carried, but she was too much asleep to protest or do anything about it.

"So I'm guessing we're taking her to the auction house, then?" said Fitz. "D'you think the Blockbuster's going to charge us a late fee if we don't return her?"

"Very funny, and yes, let's take her to the auction house. We can run a background check to make sure we haven't picked up anything too dangerous. I'm thinking she's going to fetch a nice payday," said Lily. "Oh, is this the video game your thrall wanted?"

"Hell if I know, but it's probably close enough. Could you grab that for me? Thanks."

Cool night air hit Lisa's face, waking her up just slightly as she realized she must be outside. Someone needs to close up the shop, she thought in a bleary daze. She heard a car door open.

"Stay with her in the back and keep her asleep, okay?"

"You're better at keeping thralls asleep. Are you sure you don't want to do it?"

"No, because I'm also better at driving. It'll be easier to keep her calm if we don't have you slamming the brakes and pounding the horn --"

"Oh c'mon, I only do that to people who deserve it."

The next thing Lisa knew, she was laying down. Her legs were only halfway on the seat and her head was in someone's lap. A chilled hand stroked her forehead and combed through her hair, and Lisa couldn't help but sink into it, losing herself.

"…could just take her home, you know."

"…don't think she's…"

"…don't you think she'd be a good match for…"

"…but she'd be worth…"

The voices slowly faded away as Lisa slipped deeper into slumber.

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[ordinarytalk]

I just watched Lisa Frankenstein and I am in love.

The Creature was, hands down, the most personality I have ever seen portrayed in a (almost) nonverbal character. He couldn't even move his face for half the movie, but you could absolutely tell he was goofy and petty and temperamental and artistic and incredibly, incredibly in love with Lisa. Lisa was dramatic and funny and sensual and self-centered, and both of them were the best chaotic evil power couple I dreamed of. Absolute freaking Addams Family love story.

The art direction was amazing, I wanted to get posters of like every third shot. Like maybe the only criticism I have was that it could've been even campier.

Taffy, you were the nicest person in the entire movie, complete subversion of the bullying cheerleader trope, you didn't deserve any of this. Your dad could fall in a toilet, though.

[shakirawastaken]

dsmp if... they were spiderman

i love spiderman just like every other bitch out there

dream: - do not be surprised if he comes out one day and claims hes a demigod and superhero and a wizard - cause if its anybody its this guy fr - if he was spiderman he wouldnt have the main and basic color scheme - hed go green like everything - green is the main color like the evermore green and black/white as the accent colors - his string also wouldnt be normal spider string i feel like itd be neon ish like miguels from the movie - he would also avoid telling you that he was spiderman till the very last moment - he would wanna keep you safe the best he can - would nEVER swing by your house - but he keeps an eye out on you when he knows ur out and about walking - but when you eventually figure it out? boy oh boy - cornering you in the street and pushing you into an alleyway - spiderman poses in front of you, hanging from his web - gives you upside down kisses???? sign me tf up - hed also get himself just the right amount involved in the crime he fought - he knows how to balance his life out, and he knows how important it is to be able to balance his life out like that - hot as spiderman  sapnap: - a reckless spiderman - leans vigilante  - out of all of them he would be the one with the suit closest to the spiderman - but im not feeling the blue - marroon and black or some other brighter color - a rash spiderman - fights crime like no business, but kinda makes a mess along the way - its okay bc the people love him - loves loves LOVES arguing with cops - tells you almost immediately after becoming spiderman bc he has to tell someone - breaks every canon event - trash talks every criminal out there - but is nice to every citizen he sees - likes webshooting your wrist to the counter or something so you cant leave or go out or smth - forces you to spend time with him :) - likes to keep out of interacting with people as spiderman  - but will use it as argument bait in day to day life - makes a hammock out of webs and lays there between two buildings - overall 7/10 spiderman

george: - is barely spiderman but when he is hes darn good at it - he leaves a lot of the petty crime to the cops - only goes out for the big stuff - dark navy blue suit with black accents - stays in the shadows/on top of buildings - doesnt interact with anyone if he can help it - the more secretive he can keep the better - he told you a fair amount of time after he went out as everyones crime fighting superhero - but he doesnt like to talk about being spiderman  - and youre fine with that, as long as he stays safe - he swings to your window every night after hes done being spiderman - hed rather be with you than someone else after the hard night hes probably had - has a habit opening your window without knowing and jumpscaring you accidentally LMFAO

karl: - oh he LOVES BEING SPIDERMAN - hes the spiderman to be on every cereal box and phone cover and talk show - loves taking pictures especially with little children in their own spiderman costumes - after he captures and ties up every criminal he leaves a little goofy aah note for the cops to laugh at - unlike sapnap he has a great rep w the cops  - he told you after he “test” ran it - actually he just showed up with the mask on and you were like “SPIDERMAN OMG LET ME CAL MY BF” - and then spidermans phone was ringing and you were like - “what” - “im spiderman!” - “WHAT” - his suits like - i feel like it changes color in the sun - its one of those suits - and hes the only one out of all to have an assistant ai thing in his suit to lead him through crime - he might be a more light hearted spiderman but he still deals with the same dangerous crime

quackity: - this guy loves to swing - he will put his headphones on and jump off the nearest building - mona lisa by dominic fike - soars to the ground and then swings up at the last moment - swings to the beat of the music to relax - he has the normal suit i think - but he has his hair comin out of the suit like pavitr  - loves to take you swinging - even if you may find it terrifying - he likes the feeling of sharing with you his favorite activity - fights crime like no ones business - he told you like a few months after being spiderman - he just jumped down from the ceiling  - “? what” - “spiderman!” - “...what” - yeah  - idk all i can think of is that quackity likes to swing around the city just for the heck of it - “WOAH ITS SPIDERMAN” “YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” 

wilbur: - has a black suit like miles - tommy is his guy in the chair LMFAO - in his ear like “SWING LEFT I MEAN RIGHT I MEAN LEFT” - mutes tommy half the time - leaves you little messages in web on the walls of the house - “love you!” but its in spider web - actively holds a conversation with the people hes fighting - “so hows your day?” *PUNCH* “hows ur kid doing?” *OBLITERATES* - uses physics and shit to his advantage cause hes not that built - another one whos hot as spiderman - never EVER brings you out as spiderman - EVER - will bring tommy tho - cause tommy annoys him into doing - “BIG UPS WILBUR!!” “SHH TOMMY” - is spidermans biggest fan even though hes spiderman - “they will never suspect spidermans biggest fan as spiderman!” - smart ngl 

guys all i can think about is spiderman its a dilemma an issue a problem  sorry for the short headcanons i had to get my thoughts out of the way!

[tevos]

i hope we get to see betsy calm down a bit once things have stabilised around her. you get the impression that it’s really just been her and lisa against the world (and each other) for the last three years, and aside from that one mention of The Aunt they both seem so isolated together. less so now with carla in the picture, but still contained. i hope we get to see betsy surrounded by so much family that she hates it (she loves it)—pure stupid blended family nonsense. but also i really just want to see betsy swain being a goofy sixteen year old girl. tearing a pair of old drapes to pieces and making herself a dress out of them, cat-walking through her living room in her own ridiculous creations. staining the bathtub with pink hair dye. getting a nose piercing. breaking her heart. mending it again with a tub of ice cream, a bad movie, and the parental units at either side of her on that stupid kidney bean sofa.

[gorogues]

howdy!! was wondering what your favourite tv or movie adaptations for each rogue are? although material is limited for most of them… i was wondering what shows/movies did them right!!

Hi! As usual, I'm typically too indecisive to pick just one, especially if they've got a lot of good adaptions.

Len - With Len, I'm very torn between Justice League Unlimited, the CWverse, and Batman: The Brave and the Bold. He's got a lot of good appearances, though he's in so much that there's a lot of stuff that isn't great too.

Lisa - I'm also torn between the Harleyverse and CW Flash, because they're two very different takes on her. The Harleyverse (specifically the Kite Man series) is much more true to her comics self and it's great fun for that reason, but I also enjoyed the practical down-to-earth live action version. I think I'll go with the Harleyverse because she's more fun, even though I'm sorry we rarely see her interacting with Rogues (just her brother on occasion).

Sam - Justice League Unlimited is my choice, though he was great on The Batman too. (And then there's Super Friends, which has the distinction of creating the Mirrorverse. Definitely not his best adaptation, but very memorable.)

Evan - Batman: The Brave and the Bold, even in spite of the ridiculous accent. He even has the tooth gap!

Roscoe - There are very few options, so I'm giving it to Flashpoint Paradox since he at least got two lines. His cameos in Batman: The Brave and the Bold are fun, though.

James - Justice League Unlimited. I like the two live action versions of James, but by headcannoning him as a different character. I don't enjoy the interpretation of him as a psychopath.

Axel - CW Flash Axel was pretty good, though I wish he was less psycho.

Roy - With Roy we're limited to Teen Titans Go and the CW Flash show. I like both for different reasons, but they're both extremely limited because TTG is just goofy and the CW Flash is mostly just creepy; I do wish CW Roy showed more range. (Obviously it's not surprising that TTG is goofy.)

Mark - He was lots of fun on Batman: The Brave and the Bold. I really like his CW Flash incarnation too, but for me that comes in second place.

Hartley - I haven't seen the Beast Boy show yet (apparently it's only aired in the UK thus far?), so the only answer is the CW Flash series.

Mick - For a traditional Mick, Batman: The Brave and the Bold. For a far less conventional one, the CW version. Both are great.

Digger - Having a really tough time with this one, because he's in so much stuff and some of it is great. My three picks are Justice League Unlimited, the DCEU animated movies (Suicide Squad: Hell To Pay, Batman: Assault On Arkham, and Justice League Dark: Apokolips War. The last movie is gruesome and depressing, but Digger himself is perfect), and the live action Suicide Squad movies.

Owen - I really liked his incarnation on the CW Flash series, even though he was absolutely nothing like Owen.

Abra Kadabra - His first episode of the CW Flash show was amazing and I'll give that the prize, but his second episode sucked. Otherwise, Batman: The Brave and the Bold is the best.

The Shade - Not a Rogue, but he's fantastic on Stargirl. Highly recommended.

Here are my gifs from various TV and movies, if you're interested. And the gifs tag has other people's gifs, especially from the CWverse.

[dgaftilwedie]

SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF WAS FUCKING NUTS AND I WANNA BE ANNOYING N TALK ABT IT BC I LOVE SCOTT PILGRIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!

SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT OBVS XD

OKAY SO??? THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY SET UP THE FIRST EPISODE LIKE IT WAS GONNA BE JUST LIKE THE COMICS N THEN SCOTT "DIED"????? literally had me questioning fucking EVERYTHING i was watching that episode with the most quizzical look on my face?? also the fucking funeral scene was hysterical bc the way rammy n knives were abt to have a verbal face-off n envy's bitchass shows up n steals the whole show?? i have such a love-hate relationship with her.............

also lucas lee is fucking adorable and i love him :33 rammy becoming friends with roxie n making up with her after everything was something i really needed to see. cuz like for as much as i loved the movie n the comics, i feel like they could've done their relationship so much better. like seeing ramona take responsibility for hurting roxie made me so happy and im so glad they got a redemption arc.

ROXIE IS LITERALLY ME BTW??? her whole interaction with ramona n kim at the end kf the episodr was so silly N THE LEG LOCK HELLO????? also the way she walked off singing the HAMSTER DANXE SONG I LOCE HER

the toddlace thing was also so unexpected but holy shit?? i loved it. bi todd has been my fav headcanon for YEARSSSS and seeing jt happen right in front of my eyes?? WATCHING THAT EPISODE WAS SUCH A TRIP THO I CAN'T STOP QUOTING WALLACE'S "LINES? TRAILER?" BITS BC THEY'RE SO FUNNY

uhmmmmm what elseeeee OH YEAH young neil is a fucking goof n i love him, i really like that gideon (gordon ig 🙄) became like this not evil guy who just lived with julie n kicked it with lucas. the old scott stuff kinds fricked with me but i think it's cool that he became chill with the twins

LMFAOAO THAT SCENE AT THE END WHERE SCOTT'S TRTING TK FIGJRE OIT WHY HE CAN'T KISS RAMONA N HE TRIES TO FIGHT THE TWINS AND THEY'RE LIKE "our robot says we become bros in the future, so we have no intention of fighting you. see ya bro ;)" WAS SO SILLY

obligatory matt mention i love him he's so dumb i love that he took over gideon's entire empire only to turn around and change his mind :3 glad he got his broadway moment....... silly pirate headass

knives n stephen becoming the best brother/sister duo ever was so dope bc like. knives had someone to look up to n make music with n they had a lot of chemistry both personality wise n musically wise

my only critique is that i wanted more lisa ;^; i know she probably would've been out of place but it would've been cool if kim mentioned her to ramona and ramona interviewed her just like she did with her exes yknow :P she was one of my fav characters in the comics n she wasn't in the movie AT ALL so i was hoping she would've appeared in the anime, but alas 😞😞 i also kinda wanted to see where kim's love life went...... i know she's not the focus but she had undeniable chemistry with knives and that moment with roxie... i love that she's totally very queer and open to the idea of experimenting with girls n i wish that would've been expanded upon like how todd n wallace had their moment :33

other than that, i LOVED the anime. i love how we got baited into thinking it was just like the comics and i love what was done with it :3 it was such a goofy show and a lot of it was so jaw-droppingly surprising that i couldn't believe it, but it also had some really sweet, serious, n heart-warming moments which is something i really appreciate in a show :33 it's hard to keep watching something for so long but i binged the show in one day xD i'd give it a solid 9/10 (deducting points just for the sake of what i think was missing and how i don't recommend it for like "beginner" fans)

oki rant concluded!!!!!!! ^___^ there's so much more i wanna say but this is already sooooooo long as it is xD

[disneytva]

Disney+ And Hulu Make the Ultimate Duo for This Season’s Thrills and Chills

This spooky season, Disney+ and Hulu are conjuring up an exciting blend of scares for every Halloween enthusiast as the comprehensive streaming homes of Halloween with a thrilling variety of spine-tingling premieres, nostalgic classics, and heart-pounding horror for every family member and fan.

New Movies and Series Premiering on Disney+ and Hulu

Ariel  - Halloween Special Episodes - September 25, streaming on Disney+

“The Kite Monster Legend” – When Fernie doesn’t believe in the Kite Monster legend like his friends do, he starts to ruin their fun. “The Spooky Mirror Trick” – Flounder uses Ursula’s magic mirror to play a trick on his friends. “La Sirenusca”– Ariel tracks down a mythological sea creature. Ariel and friends get a substitute teacher in music class.

The Simpsons Treehouse Of Horror XXXIV - October 2, streaming on Disney+

After Bart is turned into an NFT, Marge fights through the blockchain to rescue her son. To track down a gruesome serial killer, Lisa turns to a murderer from her past. An outbreak transforms Springfielders into a plague of lazy, beer-loving oafs.

Mickey’s Spooky Stories - October 2, streaming on Disney+

Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Daisy, and Goofy get back into the Halloween spirit in five all-new, spellbinding, stop-motion stories! Join the gang as they share Halloween stories around the campfire.

Shortsober with Big City Greens - October 4, streaming on Disney+

The Greens are back to take over Halloween!

Marvel’s Spidey and His Amazing Friends Season 3 Halloween Special Episodes - October 4, streaming on Disney+

“The Curse of the Corn Dog King” – The Corn Dog King haunts the Amusement Park, ruining the Halloween fun. “Zola’s Halloween Heist” – Zola puts grown-ups under a spell to get them to bring him all the Halloween candy.

Solar Opposites Halloween Special Episode - October 7, streaming on Hulu and Disney+

Spooky stuff is afoot when the Spirit of Halloween starts to take over Korvo’s life in this special edition of Solar Opposites.

Big City Greens Season 4 Halloween Special Episodes - October 9, streaming on Disney+

“Fortune Feller” – Cricket tries to avoid a fortune teller’s ominous prediction that he’s going to get a stinky slap. “No Escape” – An inescapable escape room, Cricket must decide family or freedom.

ZOMBIES: The Re-Animated Series Halloween Special - October 9, streaming on Disney+

“Screambook” – In this Halloween special, we visit an alternate universe where humans, zombies, aliens and werewolves square off in an epic dance battle on the night of Halloween!

Mickey Mouse Funhouse Season 3 Halloween Special Episodes - October 9, streaming on Disney+

“Funhouse-made Costumes” – The gang has to improvise their costumes when they go missing on Halloween. “On a Dark and Stormy Night”– In Halloweenville, Goofy is comforted by his pals when he's afraid of a big storm.

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year A New Short from The Simpsons - October 11, streaming on Disney+

Sideshow Bob teams up with the most infamous villains of Disney+ to share the true meaning for the Halloween season. Filled with music, mayhem, and madness, this short from The Simpsons is simply to die for.

Family Guy Halloween Special Episode - October 14, streaming on Hulu and Disney+

Peter and his friends aim to unseat the reigning champion (Glen Powell) in Quahog’s annual Pumpkin Contest by any means necessary.

Kiff: The Haunting of Miss McGravy’s House Halloween Special - October 16, streaming on Disney+

In the season two premiere, Kiff and her friends haunt a house on Halloween to save it from being sold.

Me & Winnie the Pooh Halloween Special - October 16, streaming on Disney+

“Rabbit Paints a Pumpkin” – Rabbit discovers her pumpkin is too small for the Hundred Acre Painted Pumpkin Parade.

Me & Mickey Season 3 Halloween Special Episode - October 16, streaming on Disney+

“Funny Halloween Filters” – Mickey shares some of his favorite Halloween filters.

Playdate with Winnie the Pooh Season 2 Halloween Special Episodes - October 16, streaming on Disney+

“Eeyore Goes Trick or Treating” – Pooh Bear takes Eeyore trick-or-treating for the first time. “Rabbit, Bea Make a Jack-O-Lantern” – Pooh Bear helps Rabbit and Bea carve a pumpkin.

Primos Halloween Special Episodes - October 23, streaming on Disney+

“Summer of Hacienda Chills” – Tater and Lotlot uncover the reason why the summer has been so spook. “Summer of Los Bots” – Tater wants payback for being Gordita’s lab rat.

SuperKitties Season 2 Halloween Episodes - October 23, streaming on Disney+

“Super Spooky House” – The Kitties face their fears and enter the Super Spooky House. “Pumpkin Ball” – When the Pumpkin Ball is stolen, it’s up to the SuperKitties to get it back in time for the Halloween Party.

[cometcrystal]

My hear me out cake

Herma (gender swap filter jerma)

Discord mylittlepony

The creature from lisa frankenstein but only AFTER he gets a shower and BEFORE hes able to play the piano again

The love interests in Neil Breen movies (they appear human but nobody in any of his films is human)

Lisa from the Room

Every time a woman in a horror movie gets drenched in blood. Every single time

Goofy. From Disney

The monster house (house with constance's spirit inside) from Monster House

Baron from The Cat Returns

The Pricemaster

That bird library lady from Barney's Big Adventure. Shes just a regular human woman but i feel like only i understand her.

Creedence Leonore Gielgud. WHAT A WOMAN!!!

Most of the cast of Night Breed

Lawrence Fletcher

Scary monster face Barbara Maitland

Christine from Christine

The girl from Spring 2014... I would treat her right

[queenimmadolla]

Watched Lisa Frankenstein again AND OMFG I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH 😭 like for the love of god! I watched an interview with Diablo Cody and she said that she wanted to make a movie where the girl had her perfect boy and omfg did she nail it. The way the creature is so chivalrous and romantic like I’m gonna vomit ITS TEW GOOD

Diablo saw those Goofy How To Disney shorts and decided to show weirdos how to make their perfect man, and I’m grateful to her for it. I know she said it was set in the same Universe as Jennifer’s Body (which I’m not the biggest fan of, it’s good, but that’s a different story) and I wanna fall to my knees because I’m much happier with the way this movie ended.

My fav thing about The Creature is how he was played by Cole Sprouse and only had like one line at the end, because he looks like a sickly man but goddamn did his voice almost ruin it for me, just didn’t fit The Creature. Too modern and pretentious sounding.

[mermaidsirennikita]

I watched Pretty Woman when I was around 12. Which, first of all, my mom let me watch and read anything.

It pretty much encoded in my brain. It also played an important role in my fascination with older men with silver hair. And I love everything about it. I know it's problematic and stuff. But it's so good. Everything is perfect, casting, music, story, acting, cinematography. Romantic movies don't commit like this. I miss the beautiful, curly hair and the romantic ballads. It feels as if Hollywood is allergic to romance now.

I'm suffering from lack of good romantic movies. Please recommend some good movies.

If it makes you feel any better, I was probably younger than 12 when my mom like MADE me watch it with her lmao

And I agree so much with everything you have to say about it. Pretty Woman is, to me, the Iconique romance movie. It feels more like a romance novel, to me, than most movies. And it's sooooo sexy.

For other romantic movies, I'd recommend:

Brown Sugar (2002). This one is really fun because both of the protagonists make really bad choices sometimes! He marries the wrong person, she gets with the wrong person, it's friends to lovers the way it should be done (ie with a lot of angst). But you still root for them to get together! Also, Taye Diggs gives an absolutely perfect line delivery (like several) in this clip.

(We gonna celebrate--what? *clink clink* MY DIVOOOOOORCE!)

Always Be My Maybe (2019). Another example of friends to lovers done right, though it's really one of the things I love in books too, which is "childhood friends to strangers to lovers". So good. Also, the single best usage of a celebrating playing themselves ever with Keanu Reeves.

Imagine Me and You (2005). A sweet sapphic romcom with a bit of a moral quandary in the premise... A woman is walking down the aisle to her husband, looks over, sees florist Lena Headey, and understandably falls in love with florist Lena Headey. But like, she didn't even know she was bi, let alone that florist Lena Headey existed, so--what now? Cheesy in a very sweet way. Actually plays with infidelity in a manner that movies kinda don't as much at the moment (Brown Sugar does as well). Yet it remains heartwarming.

Faraway (2023). Nobody ever talks about this movie, even though it has so many things we always say we want—like a woman over 40 who isn't stick thin falling in love with a man over 40 who also doesn't have this insanely ripped body (and he remains hot, to be clear). In this one, a woman finds out her husband is PROBABLY cheating on her on the day of her mother's funeral. She also finds out that her mom had a secret house in Croatia! And when she goes to that house to get away from her family, there's Some Guy squatting there! And now she's kind of in a love triangle with Some Guy and a younger real estate developer who wants to buy the property...? It's delightful. I need to rewatch it.

Hit Man (2023 though let's be real it's a 2024 movie). Anyone who hasn't seen this yet--it's a romcom. It's a whole romcom. With sex in it. It's very funny, it made me attracted to Glen Powell against my will, he eats this girl out a kitchen island (and she thinks he's a hit man she almost hired to kill her husband). It's definitely got a touch of darkness, but everyone who suffers deserves to because they're like, abusive husbands and racist predatory cops. Hell yeah.

Amelie (2001). I'm sure everyone has seen Amelie by now, but if you haven't, watch Amelie. It's everything it's cracked up to be.

Argylle (2024). YEAH. YEAH. I'M PUTTING THIS ON HERE. Everyone shat all over Argylle, and I was like oh shit, what even is Argylle??? I don't wanna spoil too much, but did you know that Argylle pretty much ends on two people making out as they speed away from whimsical chaos??? Did you know that Argylle has like.. AN AMNESIA ROMANCE PLOT??? It's goofy as fuck and it is delightful.

Lisa Frankenstein (2024). Another recent one that is actually so romantic. And the monster uses a giant Hitachi magic wand on Lisa Frankenstein. Good for her.

The Through My Window trilogy I will always cite as Euroteen romance movie excellence. Like, the second movie is kinda rough, but the third makes up for it completely. It is soapy, it is ridiculous, it is EVERYTHING a good Wattpad movie should be except there's also like, an actual earnest heart to it. Ares is a king among men. Raquel is batshit insane but gets away with it because she is That Girl. I love it.

Anyway, this is far from a complete list, but try these for like, the heart feelings.