#lirim likes

[spherekuriboh]

10 People I’d Like To Get To Know Better Tag!

Tagged by @sleepysak <3

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Last song: Obscenery by Queens of the Stone Age, courtesy of the Toxic Yaoi Petri Dish that hunter is cultivating--

Fav color: In general? Orange. I like wearing blues and reds, though.

Last book: Check it out. I'm in the house. like car-pet. But no, uh. Someday I will finish house of leaves, even.

Last movie: We double featured Scream and The Lost Boys the other day, which I think bears the double mention...

Last show: ... since we've been walking through Buffy the Vampire Slayer together too, it's my first time! I think my median year 1994 media swag is off the charts atm. I was going to use this slot to say "watch link click" though. watch link click!

Last game: HIT MMORPG FINAL FANTASY 14. here are some choice family photos of my catboy lirim, for your trouble:

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: Spicy, spicy, spicy :)

Relationship: proud to be a Dead Wife <3 certified dojima hater and (squints at writing at hand) hydaelyn. appreciator.

Last internet search: clown's song yttd ost because we're doing a "we need a steam savefile" runthrough of mr turntodie in anticipation for the final chapter :) it's my favorite track on nankidai's wild ride

Tagging everyone in these photos and a couple more just to be in your notes for fun: @elementalheroneos @snakeassassins @greekromann @iceglade

@popsicleofdeath @procrastinating-destiny @lesbiankoby @cteranodon @housedyke @commanderfreddy

[cheekypriest]

"Merry Christmas," Lirim was grinning from ear-to-ear. "For our next heart-to-heart."

"We need to have these heart-to-hearts more often." The cheeky Brit grinned as he rubbed his hands together expectantly, already keen to dive into his gift. "Make yourself comfortable, looks like we're going to be here a while." There was no holding back that wide curve of his lips, a hand gesturing to his couches. Thankfully, they were far more comfortable and forgiving than the ones back at the church.

"And... God forbid, we run out, I've got a little something for you too." He moved to his kitchen cabinet and reached behind his microwave, pulling out a fifty-year-old bottle of whisky. "Figured we could fire into your good whisky every now and then too. Only fair." The man teased as he offered the bottle to Lirim. "Merry Christmas, mate."

[mrneighbourlove]

Held Together

Morlock stood watching on the deck of the ship, viewing the waves crash back and forth against the planks. Her fists clenched with barely contained violence that wanted to explode outwards in fiery emotion. However, with Moki’s kidnappers long gone, that emotion had to be channeled towards someone else. Her teammates? Everyone tried their best to save him, or were caught off guard. She couldn’t - wouldn’t blame them. Instead, she blamed herself. If she had been faster, if she had been the ranger she knew she was capable of being, then perhaps the outcome would be different.  

But she wasn’t. Instead, here she stood, still wet from falling into the waves. The wind blew the cold chill of failure down her spine, and suddenly that anger turned to bitter resentment. Drooping, her hands fell to her side, releasing the tension she held. Turning to return to her cabin, Morlock dissociated from the world around her.  

Thrognak the Barbarian was many things. Large, positive, brave, and a pillar of physical as well as emotional strength for his party. On days like these, however, that strength had its metal tested. He too felt the sting of defeat. The loss of Moki was so sudden, so calculated, he was still wrapping his head around it. To him, the little fox was incredibly powerful. Moki’s wild magic was chaotic and destructive, often making quick work of any opponent. Truthfully, it often made Thrognak feel trivialized in comparison. If someone like Moki could be taken so easily, what did that mean for Thrognak? Shaking these thoughts off, the man knew he didn’t have the luxury to think about himself at the moment. Another of Thrognak’s notable qualities was his empathy.  

Looking at his friends, he could feel the pain that came from them all. Lirim had just left them not too long ago to venture on his own, and now Moki was gone too. It seemed that the likes of Aoth was already comforting the youngest members, Clementine and Cedric. 42 had anger, but the warforged was hard to read, let alone talk to at times. Zavid was a relatively new member of the party, and while Thrognak was sure the man cared, the cowboy hadn’t grown an attachment to anyone as of yet. That left Davari and Morlock, both of which had already returned to their cabins.  

The scarlet tiefling had certainly tried to stop the abduction with her own magic, but came up short. Davari was a capable woman that Thrognak had come to care for over his adventures. But the same could be said for Morlock in many ways. Yes, she could be incredibly frustrating at times. The noble woman’s pride often made her make rash decisions that got her into trouble, and she could butt heads with her comrades if she was in a bad or snooty mood. Despite this, he also found Morlock to be incredibly brave. She never ran from danger, and she was always willing to come up with a plan when it came to helping her friends. If there wasn’t time for one, she’d throw herself into danger with mixed results. Sometimes she wouldn’t come out on top, but she would always put 100% of her heart into a task. Like she did for Moki. He found himself admiring that about Morlock.  

Taking a breath, Thrognak made up his mind. He’d speak to Davari later. For now, he felt a duty within himself to see how Morlock was faring. Knocking on her door, he waited for an answer. When he didn’t get one, he slowly opened the door. “Morlock? Are you there? Tis I, Thorgnak.”  

Morlock had taken off her purple cap, and was finishing taking off her boots. She looked surprised that someone had taken the time to check in on her. “Thrognak?”

“I don’t want to intrude on anything. However, I feel company could be beneficial. If you’re up for it?”  

The noble paused, unloosening her braid to let her wet hair fall down against her back. In the past, she had often pushed away those who wanted to give her comfort, or simply get to know her on a deeper level. The feeling of isolation, often self imposed, was something she no longer desired. Giving Thrognak a nod, she motioned him over.  

Taking the silent gesture as acceptance, Thrognak made his way over. Taking a seat beside Morlock on the bed, his weight shifted the mattress slightly. Clearing his throat, Thrognak knew he had to get a sense from her. She seemed uncharacteristically reserved for her. He made sure he was careful and slow in his wording.  

“Morlock. I know you've been through a lot these last few days. You almost dying, finding out two of your brothers are dead, Lirim having left us, and now… Moki’s abduction. Any one of those can be a major challenge for someone to tackle. I want to know. Are you okay?”  

Morlock listened closely to Thrognak. Her mind raced with a dozen different responses. Many were hostile. Almost all of them held pain thinking about these issues. Taking a breath, Morlock clenched her fingers. “No. I’m really not.”

Thrognak’s face softened with a look of empathy. “I’m here if you want to talk about it.”  

“What’s there to talk about?” Morlock looked to him with her pain cracking through the emotional walls she had taken years to build up. “I’m a failure Thrognak. I couldn’t save my brothers from my father’s influence. I don’t think I had the strength to ask Lirim to stay with us. When I saw that beam fire out at me when we were in the depths… maybe Moki should have let me die. How is it fair that he was able to save me, but I couldn’t do the same for him?”  

Thrognak took a moment to think of an answer. Sighing, he held her hands. “Life isn’t fair. But we have to keep trying our best. Especially for ourselves. We’ll get through this. Together if we have to.”

Not wanting him to see her cry, Morlock threw her arms over his frame, hugging him with her head over his shoulder. Thrognak held her back, letting his warm embrace comfort her. ________________________________________________________________

Commission work for a fellow Dungeons and Dragons player.  

Word Count 1037

[itgirlgasly]

loser

[svechnikovss]

i’ve just found out that Liam & Caio both raced in Toyota racing series in 2020

[sketchbookyoshi]

Quotes from my DND sessions without context for whats going on or who anyone is

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 "is there oxygen on the moon?" -Morlock "Yes" -42 -------- "AT LEAST THE DOG'S A WIZARD" -------- Cedric going though cookbook: Ah yes we have eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs... give me a minute as I look through this -------- “I never thought that a Kinnaly would stoop so low.” 

"well i had to reach your level"

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“Have you ever seen a fairy circle Clementine?” 

 “The circles of mushrooms found in grass and other places” “They started appearing after humanoids began chopping down trees, when the tree’s remains were left, the mushrooms grow.”

“The fae, fairies and such used to live in these trees” 

“Mushrooms use the death of the trees to fuel their own life. Leaving behind a circle of mushrooms. The fae created mushrooms long long ago in order to give respect to the plants and animals that had died, almost as a natural gravestone, returning them to the earth.” 

“The mushrooms were created out of respect.” 

“Have you ever spoken to a mushroom Clementine? It is difficult, they are not a plant, they are but a fungus.” 

“Fungi are vastly different, plants are at least vaguely aware of their own mortality, but fungi are timeless godless being Clementine, as creations of the Fae they’ve been both blessed and burdened with immense knowledge of what lies beyond our realms.” 

“A plant is a fool compared to the inner complexities of a fungus”

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"sniches get stiches" "nah, i just skip the stiches and go straight to serration"

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"hey man, thrognak's brain is cupcakes and bloodlust"

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"and then moki came up and uppercutted him with the power of GOD"

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 "I had to fill out so much paperwork-- sobs- do you know how expensive a train is?!?" -God

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"Like i'm gonna trust you to clean the cheese" -Lady Morlock Kinnaly

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  "Do you prefer living or corpse?" "I... was expecting a photograph"

-------- LM: What's the colors of the sunrise? 

Dungeon Master: The colors of the sunrise, what am I supposed to say?!

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LM to everyone: these peasants. I shall provide for them as it is my noble duty! I, Lady Morlock, shall earn their respect through noble means and the law! 

 Lirim: Sup, Loose Moose in the Caboose! 

LM: STOP CALLING ME THAT!!!

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Unit 42: "I roll to suplex the train" 

DM: "Ugggghhhh YOU CANT DO THAT"

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Aoth: would you like me to read the sign? Ikki: yes, I cant read  Lirim: same DM: how can you not read?! Lirim: I was poor and my mother was blind! Dm: fair point Aoth: it says Authorized personnel only

[teamlecly]

The RedBull Boys + Lirim like little kids.😂

[williamsmybeloved]

F2 drivers as teachers

Robert Shwartzman- Cool Teacher

This type of teacher can solve students’ problems, protect them from other types of teachers (such as the despotic and crazy ones), inspire kids to be more creative, diligent, enthusiastic, and throw a lifeline to them, showing how to find your vocation and what to do with your life.

Marcus Armstrong and Oscar Piastri- Buddy

This one recently graduated from the university and actually looks like a student too. He’s definitely a dude, not a tutor.

Guanyu Zhou- Celeb

He’s a real big cheese, and everybody knows it. He gained his fame by numerous publications and a great smile. Students worship this teacher, school administrators hold onto the Celeb tightly since his glory covers the school he’s working at too.

Felipe Drugovich- Comfort Teacher

Those teachers are the ELITE. Smiley, happy, bringing good vibes to your class, You can trust this teacher with everything. Besides his character, he can also teach very effectively and understable.

Dan Ticktum- Hot Teacher

They are extremely attractive. Who knows, maybe their appeal is the reason students attend classes regularly. Unfortunately, students miss the majority of what the Hot Teacher says during the class and can recollect practically nothing after the bell rings.

Jehan Darovala-“Shy” (quiet) Teacher

Generally speaking, Shy Teachers may be rather good at what they do. However, the main problem for Shy Teachers is their “inability” to show their talent, and therefore nobody can fully appreciate it.

Liam Lawson- Highly Concerned Teacher

No matter what it is – politics, gender, education, or the environment, the Highly Concerned Teacher cares deeply about it all. But also there’s much fun with them, since you have a lot to talk, smile, laugh about.

Jüri Vips- Control Freak

“Law and order” is the life motto of Control Freaks.

Theo Pourchaire- TA

Chill, kinda shy young person- this is your Teacher’s Assistant. He helps you a lot and is never unpleasant.

Richard Verschoor and Christian Lundgaard- Huh??

Good teachers, super easy to talk to but they hear about everything the last so no news

Lirim Zendeli-Alcoholic

Some of those teachers are actually pretty good. They can teach you well, and if they drunk, it’s all fun with them. (sidenote: is he even old enough to drink? sorry)

David Beckmann- Crazy Teacher

Nobody knows for sure what to expect of Crazy Teachers. Their mood and attitude towards the job, students and education changes so quickly so it’s impossible to keep track of it all. They’ve got plenty of absurd theories and ideas, which are quite difficult to interpret

Guilherme Samaia- Despotic Teacher

This one doesn’t care what you think about anything. There’s only one point of view that is correct, and it’s the Despotic Teacher’s point of view.

Roy Nissany - Drill Sergeant

Students are not recruits, but the Drill Sergeant never got that message. Students are supposed to follow orders and work hard. This teacher’s tactics include abuse through the primary weapon of yelling.

Gianluca Petecof- Comfort Teacher

Those teachers are the ELITE. Smiley, happy, bringing good vibes to your class, You can trust this teacher with everything. Besides his character, he can also teach very effectively and understable.

Ralph Boschung- Cat Lady

Cats are good, students are bad.

Jack Aitken- Supercoach

The Supercoach will make you go through a number of difficulties and challenges just like the Drill Sergeant, but the Supercoach actually shows you how to do it and motivates you so much that you’ll run the obstacle course with pleasure and enjoy it.

Alessio Deledda- Apathetic Teacher

Sick and tired of the job and annoying to students, the Apathetic Teacher probably used to be rather cool and enthusiastic back in the days when the grass seemed greener. It’s not all that simple now.

Bent Viscaal- Activist

This teacher is sure everything’s going to be fine if you stick to a vigorous plan of improvement, and is ready to infect students with enthusiasm.

Marino Sato- Hippy Teacher

Though good discipline is not their strong point, Hippie Teachers can be a great source of inspiration and admiration for younger generations.

[insidethestardc]

Cowboys Bringing in Brett Maher & 3 Others for Kicker Tryouts

Cowboys Bringing in Brett Maher & 3 Others for Kicker Tryouts

In the training camp battle between kickers Jonathan Garibay and Lirim Hajrullahu, the Cowboys are starting to look like the losers. With both candidates struggling in Oxnard, Dallas is bringing in several kickers today for a workout and possible new options. One of them is a familiar face; veteran Brett Maher. According to one source, Hajrullahu has only made 75% of his kicks so far in camp…

[heisinmyway]

Lirim & Richard

I saw that you were perfect

And so I loved you.

Then I saw that you were not perfect

And so I loved you even more.

(request for @shwartzwoman63 Hope you like it!!)

✨Requests are open✨

[cheekypriest]

"Suppose we're not so different in that respect. Not exactly the stuff of fairytales, but at the end of the day, it's all that horrid shit that became the building blocks of who we are today. Like I said before, God knows where I'd be if I hadn't found out about all this stuff... probably pulling pints back in England chatting up the regulars." Although that was an image in itself, one he could all too easily imagine.

His smile said it all, it was just as cheekily amused as ever as he leaned forward to grab himself another Jammie Dodger. "Besides, why chat up the usual punters when I can be sat here chatting up a charming bloke with a sparkle of divinity in him?" His smile spread further across his face, even throwing Lirim a playful wink before he bit into the biscuit.

"Wish I could promise everything will be all right, that everything will work out. Trouble is, I'm old enough to know better. All we can really do is try our best... that's all anyone can ask of us. Even in the big man upstairs." He shrugged his shoulders. "That's what I tell myself, at least. Makes it easier to sleep at night."

Lirim leaned back in his seat, eyes closed. That level of trust not to stare a hole into the priest had been there since day one. More than trust in the priest, he trusted himself to feel an energy shift. The very subject tossed between them was his day-to-day life.

"As much as I can hate it I can love it. I wouldn't be here chatting away with a handsome priest if I didn't have it. I'd be six feet under and I'd rather not be. I don't even think I'd have my son. Hindsight is 20/20 or some shit."

The half-angel laughed, wanting to apologize for his tongue, but then recalled having heard the very same word just a moment ago.

"Hopefully it doesn't end like it begins. I pray it's... not a nightmare for my boy."

[grussell63]

If all f1 contracts were to end tomorrow and you could build a new grid for 2022 where money wasn’t an object and there are no constraints on which drivers could go to each team (alpha tauri isn’t junior Red Bull, teams with Ferrari engines don’t need a Ferrari driver etc), what would your grid look like?

oh i have been waiting for this one <3

Merc: George & Mick (and yes this is most definitely part of my Mick to Merc propaganda)

Red Bull: Seb & Daniel (they would be the hottest team on the grid idc, but we have to get rid of Marko)

McLaren: Lewis & Max (idk why… but lewis and mclaren brings some memories and idk max and lewis are sometimes vibing)

Aston Martin: Este & Lance (you know why)

Alpine: Alex & Pierre (would love to see them as teammates, also get pierre away from red bull)

Ferrari: Callum & Charles (dumbest team on the grid, but also really pretty)

Alpha Tauri: Jüri & Liam (my babies, i want them in f1)

Alfa Romeo: Antonio & Lirim (this is my Lirim to f1 propaganda bc he‘s underrated and i love he)

Haas: Lando & Yuki (i have no particular feelings for them but i also don‘t necessarily want them out of f1? also every other team wasn‘t available)

Williams: Jack & Nicky (softest team on the grid, give them a better car)

[alexalblondo]

Rating the vibes of german drivers

(so biased <333) (including anyone I (withe the help of Sarah) randomly remembered existing)

Michael Schumacher: 10/10 he was the moment and he’s my dad <333

Heinz-Harald Frentzen: 7/10 a lil bitch and I love him so much

Ralf Schumacher: -5/10 a huge bitch, no rights found

Nick Heidfeld: 6/10 deserves so so much better but omg, flour has more personality

Timo Glock: 9/10 would love to go to a party with him

Sebastian Vettel: 12/10 mans done so many things wrong but I love him and that absolves any war crime

Maximilian Götz: 7/10 I think getting a hug by him would fix me like A LOT

Nico Rosberg: 0/10 has even less rights than Ralf cause of his fucking DB ads and also for being a lil bitch but also he’s a trainwreck and that entertains me

Mick Schumacher: 5/10 he’s like a blank wall for all of us to project our hopes and dreams onto but I don’t have any left <333 also just admit you and Max used to dye each other’s hair it’s fine I will not judge

Daniel Abt: 10/10 LITERALLY my best friend

Pascal Wehrlein: 9/10 he’s baby

Andre Lotterer: 7/10 there’s sth about him that reminds me of reading Sophia Kinsella books and dreaming of meeting handsome strangers at the airport (but omg his voice makes me wanna punch him)

Maximilian Günther: 9/10 he’s a literal Disney prince Idc if his hair is dyed it’s called self care maybe try that some time <3

David Schumacher: 6/10 I wanna wrap him in a shock blanket and force feed him cookies

Adrian Sutil: 2/10, nope

Nico Hülkenberg: -2/10 I think I should be allowed to punch him one (1) time … as a treat

Felix van der Laden: -4/10 ran racing says he’s a driver … my ears say he sucks

David Beckmann: 5/10 a child but also I have zero opinion on him

Lirim Zendeli: 9/10 would sell my used socks to get him his F2 seat back tbh

Sophia Flörsch: 3/10 feminism loses … this woman isn’t like other girlsTM

Bernd Mayländer: 15/10 he’s the mother I never had … he’s the sister I never had … he’s my best friend …

Mike Rockenfeller: 6/10 didn’t care for him as a driver tbh but he’s an amazing as a commentator

Timo Scheider: 7/10 it’s Timo, ‘nough said?

Rene Rast: -1/10 I forgot he existed until Sarah reminded me off his existence and now I wish it was 5min ago where I forgot him

BONUS:

Niki Lauda: 50/10 he’s my third grandfather but he’s also not german

[mistressemmedi]

If you think Italy has it hard in the F1 manwhore summer department: Germany has about the 2nd most drivers after 🇬🇧 in formula categories yet somehow has to depend on Lirim Zendeli and the redbull esports driver to give us shirtless selfies 🙄 … while having drivers like Seb and Andre under our flag, we‘re literally dilf nation but without actual content ???

"We‘re literally dilf nation but without actual content"

[thehangeddemon]

"They're yours," he said to the ceiling. "When you're ready - or not - we'll get ya new clothes. Or I will. Got two n'a half houses full of my shit." Perfectly understandable if Xavier didn't want to leave the grounds. He didn't know Xavier's father, or how often would be down his sights.

“I had that same thought.” He glanced back at his closet. “Everything I own will have to be altered or replaced.” Rather like everything else in his life.

“You still have clothes in New Orleans?” He almost tripped over his words. He’d almost forgotten Mason owned the house right beside Lirim’s.

Lirim…hell’s bells.

[sketchbookyoshi]

Quotes from my DND sessions without context for whats going on or who anyone is Part 2

“A: you’re you. B: We need to hide this corpse” -Sparrow

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"i need to make jesus canon so i can make clementine the second coming" -DM

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A:"we're friends with god" B:“Which one?” Dungeon Master: “me”

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"This gun is rated E fer everyone"

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Zavid: Yes for person. No for bug.

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Juniper is so old, the Dinosaurs would say, “Hey Juniper.”

Juniper is so old, she’s the roots of her family tree.

Juniper: "Back in my day!" Meanwhile back in her day: "Let there be light"

Juniper: sees fossil "Hey carl"

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Lirim: *gives god yoshi cat ears* 

Me: LET ME TAKE THE SHOT LET ME TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT IT WOULD BE SO EASY LET ME WIPE THEM OUT

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Lirim, completely serious: you.... almost killed.... Loud Mouth and her brother Moonlicker....

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Dumb kid: 1d10 firebolt Moki: Pathetic 76 damage

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"I would like one drug"

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Morlock giving Clem the birds and the bees

Clem: "I KNOWW"

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Clem being told to check out Nak's scar art "Buh- Bazinga..?"

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"Like i'm gonna trust you to clean the cheese" -LM

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"are you a horse, because you look like you like coffee" -Unit 42 trying to speak infernal

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The Beast Forest Surrounding the Warforged Facility (CW: for disturbing image)

Bridge Worm by Trevor Henderson

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“Tactical vore is a new combat strategy “

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Thrognak looking at smudged writing on hand: ahhh.. his name is brother ----

"I am the lorax, i speak for the trees, thrognak will jump down and break your knees"

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"my father made an oopsie, and now im a priest" -Aoth

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Unit 42: If you follow the same guy long enough eventually youll marry his wife by mistake

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Lirim: why did you let them join? aoth: they made it convincing. Morlock: I was convincing, and there was a lot of money. Lirim: did it goes towards you guys or... Aoth: I didn't hear of no cash!!! Morlock: Oh come now, I joined you and bought your dinner. Aoth: >:U Lirim: I mean they did proper protocol. Bought us dinner before getting fucked over.

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clementine: alchohol... GIVES YOU HEADACHES?!?

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(God Yoshi trying to push y'all off the island) "cmon we got lore on the seas"

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“Marcus got punted one time and his entire life course shifted “

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