#not tagging anyone or anthing here aint nobody got the time

[alexalblondo]

Rating the vibes of german drivers

(so biased <333) (including anyone I (withe the help of Sarah) randomly remembered existing)

Michael Schumacher: 10/10 he was the moment and he’s my dad <333

Heinz-Harald Frentzen: 7/10 a lil bitch and I love him so much

Ralf Schumacher: -5/10 a huge bitch, no rights found

Nick Heidfeld: 6/10 deserves so so much better but omg, flour has more personality

Timo Glock: 9/10 would love to go to a party with him

Sebastian Vettel: 12/10 mans done so many things wrong but I love him and that absolves any war crime

Maximilian Götz: 7/10 I think getting a hug by him would fix me like A LOT

Nico Rosberg: 0/10 has even less rights than Ralf cause of his fucking DB ads and also for being a lil bitch but also he’s a trainwreck and that entertains me

Mick Schumacher: 5/10 he’s like a blank wall for all of us to project our hopes and dreams onto but I don’t have any left <333 also just admit you and Max used to dye each other’s hair it’s fine I will not judge

Daniel Abt: 10/10 LITERALLY my best friend

Pascal Wehrlein: 9/10 he’s baby

Andre Lotterer: 7/10 there’s sth about him that reminds me of reading Sophia Kinsella books and dreaming of meeting handsome strangers at the airport (but omg his voice makes me wanna punch him)

Maximilian Günther: 9/10 he’s a literal Disney prince Idc if his hair is dyed it’s called self care maybe try that some time <3

David Schumacher: 6/10 I wanna wrap him in a shock blanket and force feed him cookies

Adrian Sutil: 2/10, nope

Nico Hülkenberg: -2/10 I think I should be allowed to punch him one (1) time … as a treat

Felix van der Laden: -4/10 ran racing says he’s a driver … my ears say he sucks

David Beckmann: 5/10 a child but also I have zero opinion on him

Lirim Zendeli: 9/10 would sell my used socks to get him his F2 seat back tbh

Sophia Flörsch: 3/10 feminism loses … this woman isn’t like other girlsTM

Bernd Mayländer: 15/10 he’s the mother I never had … he’s the sister I never had … he’s my best friend …

Mike Rockenfeller: 6/10 didn’t care for him as a driver tbh but he’s an amazing as a commentator

Timo Scheider: 7/10 it’s Timo, ‘nough said?

Rene Rast: -1/10 I forgot he existed until Sarah reminded me off his existence and now I wish it was 5min ago where I forgot him

BONUS:

Niki Lauda: 50/10 he’s my third grandfather but he’s also not german