#liquor licenses

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🏛️ January 9th Select Board Agenda Preview

The Select Board will be meeting tonight at 7pm in the Select Board meeting room at Town Hall. After public comment and liaison reports, the board will open a Public Hearing on a new liquor license application for an Annual All Alcohol License – Parc Restaurant Group LLC d/b/a POST 1917. As reported last month, a new restaurant called Post 1917 Steakhouse is moving into the former Post Office…

[petpooja]

How To Set Liquor Prices For Your Bar & Restaurant?

If bar owners get the price of liquor in their menu right, they can have a consistently profitable business. This blog discusses the method for calculating their liquor price: calculate per ounce liquor cost, pour cost, drink cost, garnish cost, and shrinkage cost; add them all up and round it off. Other factors affecting your prices: demographic, and competition.

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[rosalie-starfall]

Ghosts

The Liquor License

[ntrlily]

in some US states the strongest alcohol you can sell is 75% :3

[breathalyzerfail]

So Vasselheim has restricted arcane magic and liquor. Do they just hate Corellon or something?

[aldieb]

[description of the dmv in the style of a hopepunk fantasy novel about the beautiful machineries of bureaucracy in service of empire]. i was on the verge of a panic attack when i arrived and then i was immediately funneled through seamlessly like those fish tubes and by the end i was both soothed and the owner of a ny state driver’s license

[2022dirt]

This wall of fake ids at a liquor store.

[rhondafromhr]

Thinking about the side plot I scrapped for the nerds corruption au fic where Ted goes to Margarita Mondays at Pizza Pete’s and catches a video of principal Blim drunk dancing on top of a table and uploads it so it goes viral and becomes a huge scandal when principal Blim is already in hot water with the school board, causing him to get fired and forcing him to get a job at that hipster cafe, where Trevor (the guy he unfairly expelled) is essentially his manager and it’s super awkward…it would have been so fun and unhinged but it would have bogged down the story pacing wise and I like the school dynamic better with principal Blim still there (easier for the gang to get away with their shenanigans).

[tackrusso]

wheee i FINALLY got a new license picture after eight years and not only is it not hideous i finally have my first horizontal license

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

~Sorta Louisiana-centered incorrect quotes cuz’ we love him in this household~ (also, here take a cookie) @simpyfrog

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Loui, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- 


Georgia, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? 


York, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. 


Tex, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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Loui, high at a sleepover: *nudges York at 3am* Pretty f(speaks New Orleans)ed up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. They're just floating rocks in space. York? Wake up, York! Listen! They're sexless! 


York, trying to not knock him tf out: The sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.

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*Tex teaching Loui to drive and taking York along for the ride* 


Tex: That's a pothole. To the left! 


Loui: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole* 


York, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth. 


Loui: I don't think that's how the song goes. 


Tex, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home. 


Loui: Country Roads. 


York: To the place. 


Loui and York in unison: I Belong! 


Tex, crying harder: What the f(speaks Texas)?

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Mass: Who the fuck added me to a f(speaks Boston)in’ group chat? 


Utah: >:O language 


Loui: Yeah watch your f(speaks New Orleans)in’ language 


York: Okay, who taught Loui the f(speaks New York) word?! 


Florida : 'The f(speaks Miami) word'. 


Georgia: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 


Loui: Oh my god he censored it-


Florida : Say f(speaks Miami), Georgia. 


Loui: Do it, Georgia. Say f(speaks New Orleans).

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Loui, trying his first ever cup of coffee: I am ENERGY! 


York, an avid coffee drinker, on his twelfth cup of the day: Someone slap me awake or I am literally going to fall into a coma in ten seconds.

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Tex: *makes Loui a cup of tea but puts salt in it to prank him* 


Loui: *sips tea* 


Tex: 


Loui: *finishes tea* 


Tex: Didn't it taste bad?

Loui: Yeah, but I didn't want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. 


Tex, tearing up: Oh, okay. *under his breath* Oh you sweet sweet thing….

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Florida: What is love? 


Tex: An emotional minefield. 


York: A neurochemical reaction. 


Loui: Baby don't hurt me.

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Loui: You ever see something that changes your life and you're just like "huh.." 


Mass: I saw you. 


Loui: Honestly that's so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of York t-posing over Jersey after winning a fight.

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Georgia: I give up. I am so tired. 


Florida: Get the emergency supply! 


Tex: *carries Loui and places him in front of Georgia* 


Loui: *smiles and hugs him* 


Georgia: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO-

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York: You ever get so tired that you start seeing spiders? 


Loui: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man. 


York: THE WHO? 


Loui: Oh is this not a safe space suddenly?

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Georgia: But what about Lou? 


Florida: Don't worry about him.


Florida: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep drinking his daiquiri like nothing happened.

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Loui: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Florida and Georgia: Buddy no-

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Loui: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Tex periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’ 


Loui: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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*Loui and Georgia are in a car teetering on the edge of a cliff* 


Georgia: oh my god, Lou, backwards! 


Loui: Really, Geo? I thought I might go forwards into the river, I thought that would be a fun thing to do.

Georgia: Genuinely, WTF is wrong with you?!

Loui: I don’t even know anymore-

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Mass: I’m going to hell. 


Loui: Probably. 


Mass: I'll pick you up? 


Loui: *nodding* Carpool.

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Florida: Would you take a bullet for me? 


Loui: ...yes? 


*Mass angrily bursts into the room* 


Florida: *running away* Great, thanks!

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Georgia: Good morning.

Tex: Good morning. 


York: Good morning. 


Mass: Good morning. 


Florida: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. 


Loui: MORNING MOTHERF(speaks New Orleans)ERS!

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Loui: Everything’s fine, I’m fine, Mass. 


Mass: Loui, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE-

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Mass: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

York: No, eight glasses! 


Tex: I heard ten. 


Florida: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute. 


*later…* 


Loui: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing. 


Florida: What did you learn? 


Loui: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad. 


Mass: I’ll get some water. 


Loui: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy. *nearly falls*


Georgia: *catches him* Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap, kid.

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Loui, trying to comfort someone: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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Georgia: Loui learned how to fold origami penguins from New York the other day. I told them, “I feel a little bad for the penguins, it’s hot here”, and the next day he put them in the freezer 🥹

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[readingrecap]

🏛️ December 5th Select Board Agenda Preview

The Select Board will be meeting tonight at 7pm in the Select Board meeting room at Town Hall. The board will first be going over the annual liquor licenses renewals. Most notably in the list below, two out of the fifteen received Alcoholic Beverages Control Commission (ABCC) Violations this year. Also, the Common District Meeting House is not renewing their license which the Select Board…

[kkoongie]

Wishing I had money so I could run my own ren faire to scratch that itch

[84s]

Its my 21st birthday:)

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

every day’s a saaaale, every sale’s a wiiiiin

[kermakatti]

Finnish burger joints should be allowed to serve wine to customers, just got a hot chili meal with a chipotle ranch dip from a local place and one of the cheapest red wines with an animal label I could find at the nearest Alko (a state-owned alcohol retail monopoly chain for any stuff above 5,5% ABV in Finland) and this combination just fucks so hjard