#lipstick??? in my valentino whitE BAG?

[eirene]

Three models wearing clothing by Valentino inside the apartment of Cy Twombly.

Photographer: Henry Clarke

Vogue, March 15th, 1968

[greengirllover]

i have a henny stain on my white bag

[ashmp3]

oh what a terrible day to be a citizen of a jjongjjongie nation (x)

[gyubby99]

Mal: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag

Vox: ..my what?

Mal:

Mal: *calls Aponi*

[felicitea-va]

this idea came to me when i was trying to fall asleep at 5 am

[m1d-45]

Heizou - decks creator

Creator - ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this

you. you get it.

[kneecap-homicide]

I thought I removed all the choclate eggs

[dougielombax]

You?

What….

You spilled THE ENTIRE SHARED INTANGIBLE AND COLLECTIVE CULTURAL HERITAGE AND HISTORY OF HUMANITY into my Valentino white bag?!

[0p1er0]

HAPPY 'YOU SPILLED LIPSTICK IN MY VALENTINO WHITE BAG' DAY ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Timee to go be single ✨

[rhaenyradaemons]

why would I want children when I can get designer bags instead

[theprocraftinator]

by artbydeirdre

[yeuxdebiche]

Special mention to the worst book I've ever read ( The cat who caught a killer ) for name dropping luxury brand names for every clothing item. Even when the protagonist explained that she hid her husband's ashes in her bag to go spread them in a park where she wasn't allowed to, she had to mention it was a Louis Vuitton bag.

Are you really…. not supposed to…. describe what your characters are wearing….

[sushi-rat]

My psychology teacher: Sleep, especially REM sleep, is very important as our brains use that time to help process and store memories, and allow our bodies to heal cognitive resources we used throughout the day

Me and my fever-ass like dreams: Dunkin Donut, Eat Coffee *proceeds to play vines in content aware scale*

[underdark-dreams]

Zero people asked for this but BG3 characters as vines

Gale:

"Honey we did it, you're going to be a father" "Babe I'm reading Prisoner of Azkaban what do you want"

Shadowheart:

We all die you either kill yourself or you get killed [dances] what you gonna do

Halsin:

That's what good pussy sounds like

Tav:

Welcome to bible study we're all children of Jesus [Gale snorting an amulet in the background]

Astarion:

"There's only one thing worse than a rapist" "A child" "No"

Wyll:

Don't fuck with me, I have the power of God AND anime on my side

Lae'zel:

"Let me see what you have" "A KNIFE"

Karlach:

69 cents eyyy know what that means. I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets :(

Raphael:

LIPSTICK in my Valentino white bag?

[little-teacupss]

Memes/Vines/Sounds with MFH and the VK's!

Warnings: mild cussing and Hook's trauma

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Hook: I put red lipstick in your Valentino white bag.

Fay: Lipstick in my Valentino white bag! Wha- what-

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Fay: Just wait til Peter gets free, then you'll be sorry, Hook!

Hook: Wait, you call me this too? Is this a universal thing? How long have people been calling me this?

Morgie: Well, isn't it that your name? Hook?

Hook: NO! It's James! Who told you my real name was related to the worst accident of my life!?!?!?

Hades: -exists-

Hook: Oh my gosh, that's so mean.

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Morgie: Is it his eyes?

Hook: - takes sunglasses off -

Morgie: Is it his smile?

Hook: - smirks -

Morgie: Is it-

Hook: Stop! If you must love me - stares into Morgie's eyes - love me for my IQ!

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Hook: There are just too many dads living here in this home.

Morgie: And just what is that supposed to mean?

Hook: Well, haven't you ever seen that show my three dads!

Hades: Yeah, it's called full house, you dipshit.

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Hook: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Maleficent: What's up your ass today?

Morgie: Hey.

Maleficent: Hm, never mind.

Uliana: - random eating sounds as she watches this unfold -

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Hook: I must be Santa Clause cause I get Ho! Ho! Ho's.

- five minutes later -

Hook: I actually don't.

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Uliana: Look at this fat, giant, morbidly, obese squirrel. What are you doing?

- shows a picture of Bridget -

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Fay: It was gay. Why should I have to apologize, I saw gay, so I said gay, that ain't bully that's an astute observation!

- Hook and Morgie in a room alone -

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Hook: We're like a big happy family, and I'm the dad, Uliana's the mom.

Uliana: Why am I the mom? What kind of gender roles are we assuming here?

Morgie: I know there probably thinking I'm the son, but no I'll be the gay, emo cousin.

Fay: and I am the son the hot shot who just wants to be a star.

Maleficent and Hades: And I'm the sassy aunt who talks shit about everyone

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Fay: I was silent.

Uliana: Were you silent, or were you silenced?

Fay: I was silenced.

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Morgie: Would you kiss the pope if he asked?

Hook: If he asked me to kiss him, no way, dude, never kiss someone who asks you to kiss them. You know that's rule 101.

Morgie: That's a rule?

Hook: That's rule 101 of the book, Morgie.

Morgie: They say you.

Hook: Bro, you're gonna tell me if an old man walked up to you and said 'kiss me'.

Morgie: No, not just any old man.

Hook: If it's the pope, and he comes up to you and says,'kiss me'.

Morgie: You gotta ask me.

Hook: Wha- no, he's no.

Morgie: You can't demand me to kiss you, I'm not gonna kiss me.

Hook: Can you kiss me?

Morgie: I'd be like I can.

Hook: Will you kiss me?

Morgie: I don't know.

Hook: Your being a flirty little bitch aren't you!?

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Fay: Get this in every group of friends. There's the dumb one.

- they all point at Morgie -

Morgie: Really?

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Hook: I'm so sorry. I think your sister maybe having my second son.

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Fay: What they didn't know was a romance was blooming.

- Hades and Maleficent look at each other -

Fay: A romance lasting a lifetime!

Maleficent: No!

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Fay: Let me see what you have there!

Hook: A knife!

Fay: No!

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Anyway, I hope you all like this. If you want to see a part two, just tell me, and thank you all so much for keeping up with MFH. You've truly made my co-founder @giveityourworst, and my dreams come true!

Tagged list: @giveityourworst, and @brokenmilkcrates. If you want to be on the tagged list, just ask!

Anyway til the next story! Ba bye!

[batinasweater]

BatFam As Vines:

Dick Grayson: so I’m sitting their, barbecue sauce on my tiddies-🧍🏻

Jason Todd: Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in. I’m still a piece of ✨garbage✨

Tim Drake: Road Work ahead? 🚧 Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does.

Damian Wayne: Staaaaph! I could have dropped my croissant!!! 🥐

Duke Thomas: Mother trucker 🚚 dude! That hurt like a buttcheck on a stick! 🪵

Cassandra Cain: I spilled lipstick in your Valentino White Bag-👛👛👛

Bruce Wayne: You spilled, whataahaag— lipstick in my Valentino White bag?💅🏼

Stephanie Brown: Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called Freesha…Fee… Freeshavaca-do 🥑