#lion king 1.5

[callimara]

OOPS I SLIPPED AND NOW THE UNHINGED JELSA VIDEO HAS BECOME A TRILOGY

Soooooo I was SUPPOSED to also include The Reading of Act 3, but there have been MANY A MISHAP along the way and the daunting challenge of parsing through 4 HOURS OF AUDIO and somehow praying that the accompanying illustrations will finish itself. Which, to be fair, it does (it's surprising how quickly I can fly through the illustrations) but still, I need time and this video cannot offer that, so it shall be done properly in its own video, without distraction of Jelsa addendums

I did want to put this out anyway to help fill the lull while in waiting. Thank you all for your patience 🙏✨💖💖❄️❄️

[rosencrantzsguildenstern]

ROUND 2!

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is an absurdist, existential tragicomedy following two minor characters in Hamlet, the courtiers Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. The action takes place mainly "in the wings" of Shakespeare's Hamlet, with brief appearances of major characters who enact fragments of the original's scenes. Between these episodes, the two protagonists voice their confusion at the progress of events occurring onstage without them in Hamlet, of which they have no direct knowledge. They also have little knowledge of their own lives, and a creeping fear that they're doomed.

do YOU like 4th wall breaks do YOU like metacommentary on the inherent horror of living in a story that cannot be taken off its rails no matter what you do. this is basically the mother of every other piece of metafiction work. even if youve never seen this play if you create or think about metafiction youve almost certainly consumed something that has its roots in this play. a vote for ragad is a vote for the history & legacy of metafiction!

Lion King 1 1/2 is the third Lion King movie. It focuses on Timon and Pumbaa's backstory, which they tell to the audience while watching the first Lion King movie in theaters. The story is loosely based on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, in a similar way to how The Lion King is based on Hamlet, and it turns out the two of them have been observers for a lot of the events in the original movie.

[pizacat72]

like mother, like father

it took me fuckin half an hr to find pics remotely close enough for simba and kion dfjgjdfg

[worstloki]

'Let us start from the beginning...'

'This is me. You may be wondering about the chains. Ignore them. They're irrelevant, I swear it.'

'That is Odin. A faux-father figure about to sentence me to death. Or, he would have, if not for the faux-angelic mother figure hiding behind the throne-gold curtains.'

'At least, that's what I think happened. Insults were flung from both sides, I valiantly defended my peace, and this is where it all becomes relevant. For a crime that was hardly committed a lifetime sentence may seem like a harsh punishment... and that's because it is.'

'Welcome... to Asgard.'

ok, I'll admit this looks bad.

[nostalgiclittlespace]

Movies/TV shows for Little Space (Part 3)

This weeks theme: Forgotten/Underrated Disney movies

Atlantis

Oliver and Company

Meet the Robinsons

Escape to Witch Mountain

Great Mouse Detective

Rocketeer

Home on the Range

Treasure Planet

Minnie’s Bow Toons

Flight of the Navigator

The Good Dinosaur

Newsies

Brother Bear

Black Cauldron

The Rescuers

Rolie Polie Olie

Planes

Peter Pan: Return to Neverland

A Bug’s Life

Pixar animated shorts

Vampirina

Mickey cartoons

Brave

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Lion King 1.5

Lion King 2

Emperor’s New Grove/Kronk’s New Groove

The Emperor’s New School

James and the Giant Peach

Edward Scissorhands

Kickin’ It

The Goofy Movie

[cynifer]

Sorry I should've been more clear: 1.5 million Twitter accounts voluntarily abandoned and deactivated by users disgusted with Elon Musk since Wednesday.

I think a lot of people were Done when he tweeted "Game, set and match" (after the election was called for Trump) and then "Novus Ordo Seclorum" (latin for 'new world order'). 🤮

He's like a shitty Bond villain. A shitty Bond villain helping a comic book bad guy from the 1980s. Surrounded by the hyenas from The Lion King and the cast of Idiocracy.

#DeleteTwitter #DontBuyATesla

Thank you for this.

This won't make a difference to him, but it makes me happy that there are people out there making this kind of move.

[laz-kay]

I need a Lion King 1.5 situation but it’s just Jumba and Pleakley’s journey from Prison Asteroid K-37 to Earth.

Like: who tf drove? Did they talk? What did they talk about? When did Pleakley become less scared of Jumba? How did they manage to score human disguises discretely with no currency?

I require this information biblically!

[bluelocksource]

Barō Shōei’s trivia (source: twt & Egoist Bible 1 & 2).

"Live the way you want to live. Win the way you want to win. This is my empire." (EB1)

"I will devour the match, including Isagi!!" (EB2)

☆ Character's colour: Red.

☆ Weapons:

High precision mid-range shot & ability to break through the opponent's defense. (EB1)

High-precision mid-shot, Charging Power, Heel Move. (EB2)

☆ Nickname: King of Villains / King of Heel**

☆ Birthday: 27th June.

☆ Current age: 18 (3rd year of high school)

☆ Zodiac: Cancer.

☆ Hometown: Akita prefecture.

☆ Family: Father. Mother. Himself. Two younger sisters.

☆ Visual acuity: 1.5

☆ Current height: 187 cm.

☆ Foot size: 28.5 cm.

☆ Dominant foot: Right foot.

☆ Blood type: A.

☆ Motto: "Organize."

☆ School: Akudou Academy High School.

☆ Team before joining BLUE LOCK: Akudou Academy High School football club.

☆ Starts playing football: At age 6.

☆ Favorite food: Pudding. "When I was a kid, my mom bought me pudding when I got a flu."

☆ Disliked food: Waffles. "No matter how you eat it, it'll end up messy."

☆ Favorite color: Black and gold.

☆ Favorite animal: Nomad male lion.

☆ Favorite season: Around the end of rainy season. “If you’re a Japanese, you’ll get excited for no reason.”

☆ Favorite football player: Mario Balotelli.

☆ Favorite song:Any songs by Utada Hikaru. "Midsummer Rain" by Utada Hikaru.

☆ Favorite manga: Cobra. "Crystal Boy is cool."

☆ Favorite movie: The Dark Knight "I watch it to cheer up myself before the big game."

☆ Mushroom shoots vs Bamboo shoots: Bamboo shoots. "The small packet has just the right size to eat."

☆ What goes best with rice : "I don't add anything. Rice has a taste, idiots.”

☆ Hobby: Cleaning.

☆ Magazine he often reads: 'Gekisaka' (football news website) and 'Number' (Japan's sports magazine).

☆ Ideal type: Someone who likes tidiness and who he can clean together with.

☆ What makes him happy: Be shown legitimate and overwhelming respect.

☆ What makes him upset: Mess and clutter.

☆ What he thinks his strength is: Possessing a self ego.

☆ What he thinks his weakness is:“Ha? Who do you think you're talking to? I’ll end you!”

☆ Favorite/Best subject: P.E. (always placed 1st in all sports for 3-year at Musuo Middle School).

☆ Dislike/weak subject: Art, because it’ll get his hands dirty.

☆ What made him cry recently: He said the only time he cried was at the time of his birth.

☆ Usual sleeping time: 8 hours.

☆ What he usually ends up buying from convenience store: Sponge that cleans well.

☆ Place he washes first when taking a bath: He’s more worried about the cleanliness of the bathroom, so, he’ll clean the bathroom first before he takes a bath.

☆ Fixation: Quickle wiper cleaners.

☆ What will he do if received 100 million yen: A lifetime supply of Quickle Wiper.

☆ At what age he stops receiving presents from Santa: "From the moment I got a soccer ball on my 6th birthday, all I wanted was a field."

☆ What was his last wish from Santa: What I need now.

☆ How he spent his holiday: Clean up every nook and cranny of the house. After that, he’ll treat himself with hot tea and pudding.

☆ What will he do during his last day on Earth: "It doesn't matter what I'll do. By that day, I'll leave proofs that I've lived on this Earth."

☆ Favorite historical figure: "Date Masamune. It’s said that if he had been born ten years earlier, he would have conquered the world. That’s pretty cool, right?"

☆ If he hadn't encountered soccer, what will he be doing: "I’d be some kind of king. I’m only interested in the top."

☆ If he could only take one thing to a deserted island, what would it be: A knife. "First, I’d become the king of the island and command the animals."

☆ If he had a time machine, would he go to the past or the future: The future. "I want to know who I become and live in the present to become even greater than that."

Last updated: 31/10/2024

* The crossed words are the changes made from twitter’s answer to the answer from Egoist Bible.

** In this context, the word 'heel'is used in pro wrestling which means a wrestler who portrays a villain or "bad guy" and acts as an antagonist to the heroic protagonist or "good guy" characters.

note: i want to apologize in advance for any mistake made in the translation!

[bestdadbracket]

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS

POLLS OUT NOW! REBLOG AND VOTE TO SPREAD THE WORD!

1.1 - Sweet Uncles: Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls) vs Uncle Iroh (ATLA)

1.2 - Obscure S Dads: Starlo (Understale Yellow) vs Solazar (FNFE)

1.3 - Semi Obscure Dads: Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek DS9) vs Joel Maisel (Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)

1.4 - TV Dads: Danny Tanner (Fully House) vs Homer Simpson (The Simpsons

1.5 - Evil Dads: Vito Corleone (The Godfather) vs Darth Vader (Star Wars)

1.6 - Morally Grey Dads: Joel Miller (TLOU) vs Leto Atreides (Dune)

1.7 - Sweet Dads: Greg Universe (Steven Universe) vs Bandit Heeler (Bluey)

1.8 -Morally Grey Dads: Arthur Lester (Malevolent) vs Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

1.9 - Evil Scientist Dads: Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Gru (Despicable Me)

1.10 - Cartoon Dads -Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Bob (Bob’s Burgers)

[dezkal18]

Disney Live Action Box Office Totals

1. The Lion King $1.66 Bil

2. Beauty and the Beast $1.26 Bil

3. Aladdin $1.05 Bil

4. Alice in Wonderland $1.02 Bil

5. The Jungle Book $966 Mil

6. Maleficent $758 Mil

7. Cinderella $542 Mil

8. Maleficent: Mistress of Evil $492 Mil

9. Dumbo $353 Mil

10. Alice Through the Looking Glass $299 Mil

The Lion King, a movie that has been called an uninspired, unnecessary, shot for shot remake, is at the top and made over $1.5 billion. However, perfection like The Little Mermaid live-action is struggling its way to $400k. Proof that the world is crazy and sad. The Little Mermaid and all the cast and crew deserve better.

Edited: Not sure why I had "k" instead of "Mil", but they're fixed now.

[amazingdudesblog]

Literally none of the animated movies that grossed higher than inside out 2 really deserve their spots in that list, when it comes to the actual writing quality. I’m just gonna be brutally honest. Maybe the Mario movie, and that’s only bc I want to be nice. Incredibles 2 is obviously a let down no secret there. Frozen one and two��� I don’t even know what to say they’re so unremarkable. Minions. Do I even need to say why minions isn’t anything special in terms of writing. But the thing I’m most pissed about is the lion king remake being classified as animated according to Wikipedia when that’s literally just cheating. Is it live action or is it animation fucking pick one. But yeah the live action lion king making over 1.5 billion dollars, I’m genuinely ashamed. I hope mufasa makes negative money.

[re-frigeratorlight]

the lion king 1.5 really incredible, teaching kids that anyone can be the main character and we all have our own perspectives to the story and our own complicated feelings that we reckon with in our own ways

[rosencrantzsguildenstern]

Hamletmachine is a postmodernist German drama loosely based on Hamlet. Instead of being centered on a conventional plot, it's made of a set of partially connected monologues and scenes, also not written with a conventional stage script. Partway through, Hamlet's actor takes off his mask and reflects on acting; the other central character is Ophelia, the woman, whose "heart is a clock".

this feels like if a bunch of monkeys actually got together with typewriters and tried to write hamlet. profoundly unsettling and pretty great

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Lion King 1 1/2 is the third Lion King movie. It focuses on Timon and Pumbaa's backstory, which they tell to the audience while watching the first Lion King movie in theaters. The story is loosely based on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, in a similar way to how The Lion King is based on Hamlet, and it turns out the two of them have been observers for a lot of the events in the original movie.

[pizacat72]

weirdest tlk expressions i could find

feel free to steal these for reaction images :)

[moltolavoro]

me and nat never fighting about anything Except. lion king 1.5 versus Lion King 2

[stormfet]

Wait hang on I'm curious