#lion king 1.5

[callimara]

OOPS I SLIPPED AND NOW THE UNHINGED JELSA VIDEO HAS BECOME A TRILOGY

Soooooo I was SUPPOSED to also include The Reading of Act 3, but there have been MANY A MISHAP along the way and the daunting challenge of parsing through 4 HOURS OF AUDIO and somehow praying that the accompanying illustrations will finish itself. Which, to be fair, it does (it's surprising how quickly I can fly through the illustrations) but still, I need time and this video cannot offer that, so it shall be done properly in its own video, without distraction of Jelsa addendums

I did want to put this out anyway to help fill the lull while in waiting. Thank you all for your patience 🙏✨💖💖❄️❄️

[rosencrantzsguildenstern]

ROUND 2!

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead is an absurdist, existential tragicomedy following two minor characters in Hamlet, the courtiers Rosencrantz and Guildenstern. The action takes place mainly "in the wings" of Shakespeare's Hamlet, with brief appearances of major characters who enact fragments of the original's scenes. Between these episodes, the two protagonists voice their confusion at the progress of events occurring onstage without them in Hamlet, of which they have no direct knowledge. They also have little knowledge of their own lives, and a creeping fear that they're doomed.

do YOU like 4th wall breaks do YOU like metacommentary on the inherent horror of living in a story that cannot be taken off its rails no matter what you do. this is basically the mother of every other piece of metafiction work. even if youve never seen this play if you create or think about metafiction youve almost certainly consumed something that has its roots in this play. a vote for ragad is a vote for the history & legacy of metafiction!

Lion King 1 1/2 is the third Lion King movie. It focuses on Timon and Pumbaa's backstory, which they tell to the audience while watching the first Lion King movie in theaters. The story is loosely based on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, in a similar way to how The Lion King is based on Hamlet, and it turns out the two of them have been observers for a lot of the events in the original movie.

[pizacat72]

like mother, like father

it took me fuckin half an hr to find pics remotely close enough for simba and kion dfjgjdfg

[worstloki]

'Let us start from the beginning...'

'This is me. You may be wondering about the chains. Ignore them. They're irrelevant, I swear it.'

'That is Odin. A faux-father figure about to sentence me to death. Or, he would have, if not for the faux-angelic mother figure hiding behind the throne-gold curtains.'

'At least, that's what I think happened. Insults were flung from both sides, I valiantly defended my peace, and this is where it all becomes relevant. For a crime that was hardly committed a lifetime sentence may seem like a harsh punishment... and that's because it is.'

'Welcome... to Asgard.'

ok, I'll admit this looks bad.

[shiratamahatsumiyo]

Leona Kingscholar x Zira reader (Part 1.5)

{The Bad Ending}

• Leona didn't remember anything after his Overblot... other than the panicked expression on your face, trying desperately to lift all of the debris to free your brother despite your weakened state.

• Your hands that you kept clean and nails that you kept polished and sharp, were now bloodied and a few fingers dislocated by the bastard lion himself. Everyone gathered and surrounded him to check if he's still alive, yet you didn't spare a glance.

• The infirmary he's currently resting in is silent, yet he still hears your pained cry...

Zira: "Nuka! N-Nuka!"

• ..... Isn't it bad enough? All he wanted was to be first for once. He knows that he must take risks but he didn't expect life-threatening ones. He thought his plan was flawless. And yet...

Zira, crying: "KOVU! WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE?! HELP ME! HELP YOUR BROTHER! KOVU!!"

Kovu, injured: "I... I can't.... I'll get help!"

Zira: "KOVU!!!"

• Your anger towards your younger brother is understandable, but that doesn't mean you should blame him too. He's only 15, what he witnessed was traumatic after all. He was too weak to do anything. He could only rely on his seniors for help. He left you to get rid of the debris by yourself.

• You finally managed to push all of the rocks and find your brother, barely breathing and blood dripping from his mouth. The pillar that was on top of him crushed his upper torso, so you could barely hear his last words as his lungs and ribs begin to break...

Zira: "Nuka! Get up!"

Nuka: ".....N-Nii-chan...."

Zira: "Get up, Nuka!"

Nuka: "...................."

Zira, sobbing: "I SAID GET UP--........*sob* ...….. Please.....*sob*...."

Nuka: "... I'm sorry, nii-chan................... I.......tried........to save him.......Leona............."

Zira: "Ssshhhh.... It's alright. All will be fine.... You did a good job........"

• You did everything you could. The pillar didn't even budge... You know that help would never arrive on time. The only thing you could do now was to comfort him before his time is up. You heavily cried for the first time. Between tears, you force yourself to smile. Your brother's eyes lit up one last time...

• A smile. On your face. As you look at him. At what progress he's made. Not a single trace of malice nor cruelty. A smile of approval that he desperately wanted it to be given to him, even just once.

Zira: ".... I'm sorry...*sob*.... I'm so sorry.....*sob*.... I should've been a better brother..........."

Nuka: "......Thank..............yo............................................................................................................................................................"

Zira: "............................................. Oh great King of Beasts, please watch over my poor Nuka........................"

• You finally see your brother close his eyes forever. All that was left is silence.

• .............................................................................

• Crowley and the others arrived too late.

• Your brother is dead.

• You hum a familiar lullaby as you cradle his head before lifting the sheet over his lifeless body.

• You refused to be consoled by others. Not even your dear dorm leader Leona. For the first time in a long time, Leona felt the guilt weighting on his mind.

• .............................................................................

• A few weeks passed, Nuka's burial ceremony is being held in your hometown, Sunset Savannah. Everyone in school and the entirety of Savanaclaw acknowledged him as the one that sacrificed his life to save his superior. They all visited him to pay respects, including Leona.

• Although he hates going to events, it's only fair that he must pay respects to the one that died saving him. He finds the burial sight crowded with students. Ruggie and Jack were there dressed in funeral attire.

Leona: "Hey, Ruggie."

Ruggie: "Ohh, Leona... it's surprising to see ya here. But it's kinda expected"

Jack: "Hello, Leona-senpai."

Leona: "...... Yeah."

Ruggie: "..... You're not gonna avoid this any longer, ya know..."

Leona: "I know.... Where's Zira?"

Ruggie: "...... Ya sure you wanna see them right now? They're still mourning."

Leona: "...I'll just mourn with them."

• Jack reluctantly nodded his head and called for a relative if it's alright to see you. The relative, Vitani, only scowled at the sight of Leona. Leona didn't scowl back. Vitani then sighed and went to check up on you.

Vitani: "Nii-chan, Dorm Leader Leona is here. He wants to see you"

Zira: "..............."

Vitani: "...Should i--"

Zira: "Bring him in.

• Vitani immediately called to Leona to meet you and warned him not to upset you any further. Leona didn't say anything and just walked with Vitani to you.

• There you are, just standing beside Nuka's casket, looking at his face knowing that you'll never see it again. Your ears perk up at Leona's footsteps but you waited for what he has to say. The dead silence between you grew longer.

Zira: "......."

Leona: "........."

Zira: "Bold of you to show your face here, Dear Dorm Leader Leona."

• There was anger and mockery in your voice that Leona was not familiar with for you used to sweeten your voice around him and made sure to praise him on every effort he made. He took your admiration and respect for granted. He lowered his head, only making eye contact on the floor.

Leona: "I know that my... actions have led to consequences. And those consequences turned into something unforgivable. I am....... I apologize... For everything--"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• Leona felt blood trickling down his cheek, and a new scar layered his old one on his left eye. Yet he still didn't make eye contact with you to see your tear-stained face and bloodshot eyes glaring at him.

Zira: "Apologize. Apologize?! HOW COULD YOU APOLOGIZE FOR EVERYTHING AFTER WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!! AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY NUKA??! THIS. IS ALL. YOUR FAULT!!!!!!"

Leona: "..............."

Zira: "I ADMIRED YOU. I RESPECTED YOU. I PRAISED YOU. I EVEN HELPED YOU! AND WHAT DID I GET IN RETURN?! NOT EVEN AN INCH OF GRATITUDE. YOU KEPT TAKING FROM ME... YOU TOOK MY BROTHER!!!!!!!"

Leona: ".....I didn't ask for your admiration, or your respect--"

Zira, tearing up: "NO ONE SAVED HIM!!! NOT EVEN DIASOMNIA!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER US!!! YOU...you were... supposed to be....... Our king."

Leona: "....... I'm sorry, Zira....."

• Leona closed his eyes. He didn't want to see you finally breaking down. He cannot comfort you like your brothers. He tried to hold back the tears welling in his eyes...

Zira: "I guess... It's my fault as well..."

• The realization hit you...

Zira: "I planned... with you. For the attack on Diasomnia... Nuka only wanted to help... They cornered us.... You were desperate...."

Vitani: "...Leona doesn't remember anything about the Overblot, nii-chan. He caused the debris by accident. "

Zira: "......."

Leona: "It's true."

Zira: "...I could only hear the laughter you let out after destroying everything. And at that moment I regret ever knowing you... I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU.

• There was another silence in the atmosphere. Leona took your last words to him as a cue to leave. Before he walked out, he gave you his gold necklace...

Leona: "... I'll be removing my position as Dorm Leader of Savanaclaw. Please... Let me mourn for Nuka."

Zira: "........."

• Leona bowed to you, knowing that you understand the meaning of the necklace...that you'll never see his face as again. He took one final look at Nuka and left.

Ruggie: "Welcome back, Leona. How'd it go?"

Leona: ".......not good."

Jack: "...Are you gonna be seeing Nuka's burial ceremony, senpai?"

Leona: "No. And I told to stop calling me senpai."

Jack: "Sorry."

Ruggie: "Well, see you around, Leona."

Jack: "Goodbye, Leona."

Leona: "Yeah, yeah... Hey, tell Zira to send my condolences after the ceremony, will you?"

Jack: "Will do."

• After the whole mourning thing, Leona thinks ne needs a nap. A very long one. It was the first time he saw a sibling mourning for the other. He wonders if...

• Will Falena mourn for him if he dies?

[nostalgiclittlespace]

Movies/TV shows for Little Space (Part 3)

This weeks theme: Forgotten/Underrated Disney movies

Atlantis

Oliver and Company

Meet the Robinsons

Escape to Witch Mountain

Great Mouse Detective

Rocketeer

Home on the Range

Treasure Planet

Minnie’s Bow Toons

Flight of the Navigator

The Good Dinosaur

Newsies

Brother Bear

Black Cauldron

The Rescuers

Rolie Polie Olie

Planes

Peter Pan: Return to Neverland

A Bug’s Life

Pixar animated shorts

Vampirina

Mickey cartoons

Brave

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

Lion King 1.5

Lion King 2

Emperor’s New Grove/Kronk’s New Groove

The Emperor’s New School

James and the Giant Peach

Edward Scissorhands

Kickin’ It

The Goofy Movie

[laz-kay]

I need a Lion King 1.5 situation but it’s just Jumba and Pleakley’s journey from Prison Asteroid K-37 to Earth.

Like: who tf drove? Did they talk? What did they talk about? When did Pleakley become less scared of Jumba? How did they manage to score human disguises discretely with no currency?

I require this information biblically!

[bluelocksource]

Barō Shōei’s trivia (source: twt & Egoist Bible 1 & 2).

"Live the way you want to live. Win the way you want to win. This is my empire." (EB1)

"I will devour the match, including Isagi!!" (EB2)

☆ Character's colour: Red.

☆ Weapons:

High precision mid-range shot & ability to break through the opponent's defense. (EB1)

High-precision mid-shot, Charging Power, Heel Move. (EB2)

☆ Nickname: King of Villains / King of Heel**

☆ Birthday: 27th June.

☆ Current age: 18 (3rd year of high school)

☆ Zodiac: Cancer.

☆ Hometown: Akita prefecture.

☆ Family: Father. Mother. Himself. Two younger sisters.

☆ Visual acuity: 1.5

☆ Current height: 187 cm.

☆ Foot size: 28.5 cm.

☆ Dominant foot: Right foot.

☆ Blood type: A.

☆ Motto: "Organize."

☆ School: Akudou Academy High School.

☆ Team before joining BLUE LOCK: Akudou Academy High School football club.

☆ Starts playing football: At age 6.

☆ Favorite food: Pudding. "When I was a kid, my mom bought me pudding when I got a flu."

☆ Disliked food: Waffles. "No matter how you eat it, it'll end up messy."

☆ Favorite color: Black and gold.

☆ Favorite animal: Nomad male lion.

☆ Favorite season: Around the end of rainy season. “If you’re a Japanese, you’ll get excited for no reason.”

☆ Favorite football player: Mario Balotelli.

☆ Favorite song:Any songs by Utada Hikaru. "Midsummer Rain" by Utada Hikaru.

☆ Favorite manga: Cobra. "Crystal Boy is cool."

☆ Favorite movie: The Dark Knight "I watch it to cheer up myself before the big game."

☆ Mushroom shoots vs Bamboo shoots: Bamboo shoots. "The small packet has just the right size to eat."

☆ What goes best with rice : "I don't add anything. Rice has a taste, idiots.”

☆ Hobby: Cleaning.

☆ Magazine he often reads: 'Gekisaka' (football news website) and 'Number' (Japan's sports magazine).

☆ Ideal type: Someone who likes tidiness and who he can clean together with.

☆ What makes him happy: Be shown legitimate and overwhelming respect.

☆ What makes him upset: Mess and clutter.

☆ What he thinks his strength is: Possessing a self ego.

☆ What he thinks his weakness is:“Ha? Who do you think you're talking to? I’ll end you!”

☆ Favorite/Best subject: P.E. (always placed 1st in all sports for 3-year at Musuo Middle School).

☆ Dislike/weak subject: Art, because it’ll get his hands dirty.

☆ What made him cry recently: He said the only time he cried was at the time of his birth.

☆ Usual sleeping time: 8 hours.

☆ What he usually ends up buying from convenience store: Sponge that cleans well.

☆ Place he washes first when taking a bath: He’s more worried about the cleanliness of the bathroom, so, he’ll clean the bathroom first before he takes a bath.

☆ Fixation: Quickle wiper cleaners.

☆ What will he do if received 100 million yen: A lifetime supply of Quickle Wiper.

☆ At what age he stops receiving presents from Santa: "From the moment I got a soccer ball on my 6th birthday, all I wanted was a field."

☆ What was his last wish from Santa: What I need now.

☆ How he spent his holiday: Clean up every nook and cranny of the house. After that, he’ll treat himself with hot tea and pudding.

☆ What will he do during his last day on Earth: "It doesn't matter what I'll do. By that day, I'll leave proofs that I've lived on this Earth."

☆ Favorite historical figure: "Date Masamune. It’s said that if he had been born ten years earlier, he would have conquered the world. That’s pretty cool, right?"

☆ If he hadn't encountered soccer, what will he be doing: "I’d be some kind of king. I’m only interested in the top."

☆ If he could only take one thing to a deserted island, what would it be: A knife. "First, I’d become the king of the island and command the animals."

☆ If he had a time machine, would he go to the past or the future: The future. "I want to know who I become and live in the present to become even greater than that."

Last updated: 31/10/2024

* The crossed words are the changes made from twitter’s answer to the answer from Egoist Bible.

** In this context, the word 'heel'is used in pro wrestling which means a wrestler who portrays a villain or "bad guy" and acts as an antagonist to the heroic protagonist or "good guy" characters.

note: i want to apologize in advance for any mistake made in the translation!

[bestdadbracket]

ROUND 1 MATCHUPS

POLLS OUT NOW! REBLOG AND VOTE TO SPREAD THE WORD!

1.1 - Sweet Uncles: Grunkle Stan (Gravity Falls) vs Uncle Iroh (ATLA)

1.2 - Obscure S Dads: Starlo (Understale Yellow) vs Solazar (FNFE)

1.3 - Semi Obscure Dads: Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek DS9) vs Joel Maisel (Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)

1.4 - TV Dads: Danny Tanner (Fully House) vs Homer Simpson (The Simpsons

1.5 - Evil Dads: Vito Corleone (The Godfather) vs Darth Vader (Star Wars)

1.6 - Morally Grey Dads: Joel Miller (TLOU) vs Leto Atreides (Dune)

1.7 - Sweet Dads: Greg Universe (Steven Universe) vs Bandit Heeler (Bluey)

1.8 -Morally Grey Dads: Arthur Lester (Malevolent) vs Jim Hopper (Stranger Things)

1.9 - Evil Scientist Dads: Dr. Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs Gru (Despicable Me)

1.10 - Cartoon Dads -Mufasa (The Lion King) vs Bob (Bob’s Burgers)

[dezkal18]

Disney Live Action Box Office Totals

1. The Lion King $1.66 Bil

2. Beauty and the Beast $1.26 Bil

3. Aladdin $1.05 Bil

4. Alice in Wonderland $1.02 Bil

5. The Jungle Book $966 Mil

6. Maleficent $758 Mil

7. Cinderella $542 Mil

8. Maleficent: Mistress of Evil $492 Mil

9. Dumbo $353 Mil

10. Alice Through the Looking Glass $299 Mil

The Lion King, a movie that has been called an uninspired, unnecessary, shot for shot remake, is at the top and made over $1.5 billion. However, perfection like The Little Mermaid live-action is struggling its way to $400k. Proof that the world is crazy and sad. The Little Mermaid and all the cast and crew deserve better.

Edited: Not sure why I had "k" instead of "Mil", but they're fixed now.

[amazingdudesblog]

Literally none of the animated movies that grossed higher than inside out 2 really deserve their spots in that list, when it comes to the actual writing quality. I’m just gonna be brutally honest. Maybe the Mario movie, and that’s only bc I want to be nice. Incredibles 2 is obviously a let down no secret there. Frozen one and two… I don’t even know what to say they’re so unremarkable. Minions. Do I even need to say why minions isn’t anything special in terms of writing. But the thing I’m most pissed about is the lion king remake being classified as animated according to Wikipedia when that’s literally just cheating. Is it live action or is it animation fucking pick one. But yeah the live action lion king making over 1.5 billion dollars, I’m genuinely ashamed. I hope mufasa makes negative money.

[re-frigeratorlight]

the lion king 1.5 really incredible, teaching kids that anyone can be the main character and we all have our own perspectives to the story and our own complicated feelings that we reckon with in our own ways

[rosencrantzsguildenstern]

Hamletmachine is a postmodernist German drama loosely based on Hamlet. Instead of being centered on a conventional plot, it's made of a set of partially connected monologues and scenes, also not written with a conventional stage script. Partway through, Hamlet's actor takes off his mask and reflects on acting; the other central character is Ophelia, the woman, whose "heart is a clock".

this feels like if a bunch of monkeys actually got together with typewriters and tried to write hamlet. profoundly unsettling and pretty great

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Lion King 1 1/2 is the third Lion King movie. It focuses on Timon and Pumbaa's backstory, which they tell to the audience while watching the first Lion King movie in theaters. The story is loosely based on Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, in a similar way to how The Lion King is based on Hamlet, and it turns out the two of them have been observers for a lot of the events in the original movie.

[pizacat72]

weirdest tlk expressions i could find

feel free to steal these for reaction images :)

[moltolavoro]

me and nat never fighting about anything Except. lion king 1.5 versus Lion King 2

[stormfet]

Wait hang on I'm curious