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[iced-coffee-jesus]

Buddie prompt: Buck helps chaperone one of Christopher’s dates (like instead of Marisol in 7x01). Realizations are had - maybe they get blindsided because the kid assumes Buck is the cool stepdad or something?

I'm so sorry that this took a week @linus-lucy ! And what a week it's been too! This fic got a little away from at the end and definitely leans a little on the crack side, but I hope you enjoy it!

“And here is your popcorn, good sir.” Buck bowed, placing the popcorn on the coffee table in front of Christopher and Penny. “We have an excellent selection of grape or orange soda, what would the lady prefer?”

Penny laughed, while Chris looked at him with eyes that were just begging him to leave them alone already. “Grape, please Mr. Diaz.”

“He’s Mr. Diaz, you may call me Buck. Grape soda, coming right up.” He said with an air of formality, turning back to the kitchen to grab the soda before joining Eddie on the other couch. Chris hit play on the movie, an Assassin’s Creed film whose plot Buck was unable to follow. Eddie elbowed him fifteen minutes into the movie, nodding his head towards where Penny’s hand laid on Chris’s arm. Buck rolled his eyes, wrapping an arm around Eddie in an attempt to bring his attention back to whatever was happening on screen.

“Calm down.” Buck murmured, leaning in a little closer so he wouldn’t get hushed by the teens on the other couch.

“We should have let them watch it by themselves, this is too awkward.” Eddie hissed back, catching side-eye from Christopher at the sound.

“This is too awkward? How did you handle giving him The Talk?”

“Dad.” Chris sighed, his full attention on them now. “Don’t you and Buck still have that paperwork to fill out?”

“Paperwork?” Penny asked, pausing the movie. Buck suppressed an eye roll, already knowing it was a losing cause to fight either Diaz on this.

“Yes! We do actually, firefighter paperwork, gotta get it finished by tomorrow. Come on, Buck.” He choked on a laugh as Eddie practically dragged him off the couch and into the kitchen. “Don’t wait for us, go ahead and finish the movie!”

“Smooth, Eddie, smooth. Almost as smooth as Chris’s ‘paperwork’ excuse.”

“I don’t care, there’s no way we were sitting through another hour and forty-five minutes of that.” Eddie derided, going to a cupboard and sifting through it before pulling out vanilla, baking powder, and salt.

“What happened to chaperoning?” he laughed, seeing where this was going and pulling out the chocolate chips and eggs from the fridge.

“We’re twenty feet away, you’re gonna poke your head in there every fifteen minutes and ensure nothing inappropriate is going on.”

“Me? Why not you?”

Eddie shrugged, digging out a mixing bowl from a different cupboard. “I don’t know, I chose at random and you were randomly assigned.”

Buck grinned, hip-checking him out of the way to start measuring ingredients for chocolate chip cookies. “Coward.”

Eddie merely hummed in response.

True to his word, Eddie kept aggressively nodding at the entryway to the living room every fifteen minutes or so, silently begging Buck to check on the situation, which he did dutifully.

The cookies had been out of the oven for a few minutes now, and Buck was torn on whether or not to interrupt the teens for some warm cookies or not.

He shouldn’t have worried, the credits were rolling and Chris and Penny were still sitting on the couch, a respectable distance from one another.

“Hey, Penny, your mom said she is gonna be here in about ten minutes. Do you guys want to eat some cookies we made while they’re still warm?”

“Dad let you use the stand mixer after everything that happened last saturday?” Chris quipped, following behind him into the kitchen.

“I did not.” Eddie smirked, glancing up at the ceiling before handing over the plate of cookies to Penny’s waiting hands. “Our ceiling will never recover from the muffin batter as it is.”

“See if I ever make muffins ever again. Do you see what I put up with, Penny?” Buck shook his head in mock pity as he stole a cookie from the plate. “The disrespect.”

“Buck, why would you pull up the mixer while it was still on?” Chris giggled.

“I wish my step-dad baked, my mom isn’t the best in the kitchen.”

“Neither is dad. I mean, he’s better than he used to be, but I’m still thankful that Buck cooks dinner most nights... No offense dad.”

“None taken.” Eddie mused quietly, eyeing Buck over the tops of their heads. Buck just shrugged, unsure what the look was for. 

“Well, you’re lucky you have two parents that can cook. We eat a lot of takeout at my house.” Just then, there was a knock on the door.

“Must be my mom. Thank you for having me Mr. and Mr. Diaz.”

Oh. That was when it clicked for Buck. Penny thought- 

“It was our pleasure. Chris, would you like to walk her out?”

Chris nodded, charging for the door before Eddie could take it back. Penny smiled and waved as she followed behind him.

“Now, see? That wasn’t so bad.”

Buck’s head snapped to Eddie, casually wiping down the counters. “Really? Mr. Let's-make-cookies-and-avoid-the-teens-at-all-cost?”

Eddie grinned impishly at him from across the counter. “I don’t know, doesn’t that also make you Mr. Let’s-make-cookies-and-”

“Stop, I heard it the first time. Did… did Chris tell her we were married? What was the deal with that?”

“No, c’mon, Chris wouldn’t do that. I think that was just the natural conclusion to come to.”

Buck’s face warmed at the comment. “Really? Mr. and Mr Diaz is just a foregone conclusion here?” He teased.

Eddie walked around the counter and stopped a few feet short of Buck. “Yeah. I think so, don’t you?”

Buck felt like all the air just got sucked from the room. “Eddie…”

A faint blush was rising on Eddie’s cheeks, but he barreled on. “I mean, let’s be honest here Buck, it’ll be a lot easier for you to change your name than for both me and Chris to switch to Buckley. We could always do Buckley-Diaz, but I kind of figured you wouldn’t mind dropping your parents-”

Buck didn’t let him finish, surging forward to claim Eddie’s mouth in a kiss, curling a hand around his waist to pull him flush against him. “You’re insane, you know that?” He breathed, pulling away just enough to rest their heads together.

“Hmmhmm.” Eddie quipped, a bright grin breaking out on his face.

“Hadn’t even kissed yet, and you’re already picking out china and monogrammed towels.”

“I don’t think we’re monogrammed towel people, Buck.” Eddie sighed, leaning in happily to steal another kiss or two.

“What type of people are we, Eddie?”

“Hopefully the type to get engaged before they’ve had a real first date?” 

Buck laughed as Eddie kissed him again, too filled with love to care about the insanity of it all.

Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!

[lemotmo]

Another photoshoot = another day of ryan having the asexuals me questioning themselves . . .

He looks so GOOD!

Yeah, same.

Pffff, that man is my exception. I swear. I don't know what it is about him that draws me in, but he does.

He is just so esthetically pleasing to look at, you know?

[buckgettingstruck]

Of all the 911 related things to distract me from work on 911 day . . . Never would've guessed it would be lfj may be delusional.

this started happening while i was in the car when my parents came to pick me up i completely forgot im on the clock

[disasterbuck]

🩲🩲🩲 & 🎥🎥

thanks for the ask!! I'm actually loving playing this 'make me write' game!! 🥰

🩲🩲🩲 - boxer briefs

"And is that exactly what he said?" Hen asked. "'I think I'm gay'?"

"Yes."

Sitting back in her chair, Hen took a long sip of coffee before saying anything else. "Can I assume that instead of calling or texting him, you came straight to me?"

Buck curled in on himself slightly, nodding.

Hen rolled her eyes again and sighed.

"Well what was I supposed to say?" Buck asked desperately. "I don't even know if he meant to tell me! And he ran off so quickly I thought maybe he needed some space or something."

🎥🎥 - cinema

Eddie set his drink into the cup holder on his other side, then gestured for Buck to pass him the popcorn. Buck did so, then watched as Eddie tried to balance it on the cup holder between them.

"That's a recipe for disaster," Buck said with a grin.

"Fine, you can hold onto it then," Eddie said, smirking as he shoved it back into Buck's hands.

Buck took it without complaint, then watched fondly as Eddie slipped his phone out of his pocket to see if there were any messages from Chris.

"I doubt anything's happened in the two minutes since we left him," Buck murmured, nudging Eddie's shoulder.

[eddiegettingshot]

Excluding a queer arc and/or buddie (blasphemy, i know) and disregarding if they'd actually do it on the show - any dream storyline or rescue you'd like to see with Eddie?

Personally, I'd love to see him reconnect with some of his army buddies.

right now bobbyeddie missing presumed dead is at the top of my list. originally it was just eddie but now i really need it to be bobbyeddie because. well. i just think it would be neat.

literally anything that gives us a glimpse into eddie's childhood. we've been talking about it so much recently but i would legitimately LOVE for him to reconnect with an old friend. also more eddie in texas in general. i'd take episodes of him in his hometown, making peace with his family, maybe going back to the base he was stationed at (i don't love the military stuff but i think it's important for his character).

obviously i am obsessed with competent eddie so i would just like anything where he Saves The Day in a dangerous situation.

we know eddie can do whatever he wants but if he hasn't already done it i would love to see him go through formal paramedic training and meet some other people in his classes and then i can put my questions to rest forever.........

also i would like eddie to end up with some kind of pet. completely by accident. probably a dog. and it's an ugly stray dog. he brings it to the 118 and it becomes the station dog. everyone makes fun of eddie because the dog is obsessed with him. and i get to see him hanging out with it.

the last storyline that will never ever happen but i have recently grown very attached to is eddie working his way up to taking on a captaincy 🫤 i think if he ever got to the point where he could accept that kind of role he'd reach his Final Form because he would be so good at it lol.

[sunflower-eddiediaz]

Ravi crush is finally complete!

https://www.tumblr.com/linus-lucy/760467901815898112/ravi-fic?source=share

oh! you sent it to me 💜💜💜

everyone check it out!!

[christinesficrecs]

This one might be lost to time (read it many years ago on ao3) but do you know a fic where Stiles masturbates with a dildo stuck to a mirror (or something similar)? I can't remember if he was specifically doing it to put on a show for Derek or if he doesn't know Derek is there at first.

(Sorry my first ask being filthy)

Hey! Not sure I remember this one.

Can anyone else help with some sexy sterek?

[laurenillustrated]

Peanuts sketches!

In my Charlie Brown era I guess lol

[daniclaytcn]

🔥 + bobby

answered here!

[peanutsgifs]

Take Care with Peanuts: Jump Into Fall

[iced-coffee-jesus]

Let’s spread a little sunshine ☀️drop this sunflower🌻into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy!

Thank you Lucy 🥰 I just finished an important therapy session, so this was such a lovely ask to receive 💚

[lemotmo]

Buddie headcanon for engagement/marriage

Do they get engaged fast, but have a long engagement? Take a while to engaged but it's a short engagement? Do both fast because they've taken forever to get here? Are they one of those couple that are together so long people forget they aren't married? Will the mustache be at the wedding?

(I can see all but the last - Buck wants to belong to someone so much. He'd want marriage.)

Ah, that's a good question. Thank you! 😊

Well, they've known each other for so long now that I don't think they'd wait too long to get married. Maybe within two years after they get together?

One of them pops the question quite early on in their relationship and then they do take a year to plan the wedding and all that goes with it, because they both want it to be the perfect day.

Buck because he loves all the planning and organising that goes with getting married and he wants to give Eddie the kind of wedding he never got the first time around.

Eddie because he feels like, this time, he wants a wedding with all the frills he never got when he married Shannon. Also, he knows how important a beautiful wedding is for Buck, so he does indulge him when he pulls out the wedding clipboard and turns into a no nonsense wedding planner. 😋

On the day of their wedding it rains cats and dogs, so they have to move the wedding inside at the last minute. Then it turns out that the bakery dropped their cake and the DJ faints before he can even begin his first set. They have to treat him and call 911 for an ambulance. It's one big giant mess.

But when, by the end of the day, Buck and Eddie are gently swaying in each other's arms, dancing to a soft Selena song on some random playlist one of Eddie's sisters managed to plug in to the sound system, they both agree that this was one of the best days of their entire lives.

[buckgettingstruck]

Thoughts on Bobby & the actor 👀? I hope we at least get a little of him shadowing Bobby around at the station and/or calls . . .

And we always joke about the 118 being famous (rebar, lightning strike, truck bombing) - I love that he called Bobby a legend!

literally bobbys mythos being canon………. i do love it

also why the fuck did he say i will study you tip to tail. that sounds gay.

ALSO somewhat unrelated but i do love they got a british actor for it that makes me laugh so hard

[mfelewzi]

I find it in Reddit, in r/AvatarMemes.

Man, Sokka is a Wonderful Linus!

[eddiegettingshot]

It's hard to see why they would at this point, but IF the writers decide to endgame Eddie and/or Buck with other people, do you think Buddie as we know it in canon, has to change?

I say yes - if you want me to truly believe one of these two co-dependant idiots are in love with someone other than each other, that can't keep doing all . . . That. (Wills, clawing at dirt, "because, evan" The list is too long)

i don’t know if it needs to change necessarily but i do think that they’d have to stop with the deliberate ambiguity and double down on making them Brothers… but then i also think that a successful non-buddie endgame would depend way more on the new relationships than it would on how buck and eddie are together.

imo the big part of why they have such a vibe is because of the shitload of chemistry between them - they’d have to find partners who can match or outdo that chemistry 🤷🏾‍♀️ the hypothetical new endgame would have to convincingly fill a similar role that they do for each other. for buck, this means someone he’s ready to actually be a PARTNER to, someone who respects him and treats him 100% like an adult without reinforcing his parents’ patterns, and someone he chooses after finally understanding what he’s looking for and why he’s looking for it. for eddie, this means someone he’s able to be genuinely emotionally intimate and vulnerable with but also doesn’t put up with his shit. (i kinda feel like it’d be easier to craft someone for eddie than buck lol, because eddie’s issue is kind of just “anyone he chooses for himself”).

the problem is that even if they did this they’d be competing with 7 seasons of buck and eddie already being this for each other, consistently, in addition to all the emotional moments and buck’s pseudo-parent role. i mean we’d have to be convinced that eddie’s new person would be someone willing to have a conversation with chris about his dead mother. it feels way too late for that lol but i mean, if they left the past in the past, and they really worked hard on developing these relationships, i don’t necessarily think buck and eddie would have to change the way they interact. those interactions would have to be recontextualized for sure though. and also they might need to like. not look at each other ever. but that’s just me.

[ffart2022uwu]